Front Page Ate My Reputation
In all his career Max has never had so many front page splashes…
It Was Beeb Not Tabloids That Smeared Help For Heroes | Speccie
Latest ABC Figures | Guardian
BBC Says Sorry For Newsnight Help For Heroes Report | BBC
Lineker Blows £15,000 of BBC Licence Fee on Taxis | Mail
Ian Katz to Newsnight | Speccie
Press Groups Slam Obama Administration | Bloomberg
Don’t Panic’s Bafta Panic | Speccie
Loverson Lawyer Helped Write Report | Mail
Twitter $10 Billion IPO in 2014? | Seeking Alpha
BBC Leveson Coverage Let Down Public | Guardian
Len McCluskey’s “Inaccuracies and Innuendos” | Staggers
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer chap.
I feel so sorry for Max. Not really, ha ha ha ha.
are you calling me a troll?
Wake up–Clifford is only the first victim of the Saville hysteria.
All those out there who are crowing because you don’t like Clifford think of this: do you want to live in a world where any demented female can claim that, some time in the last 50 years, you looked at her in a way she didn’t much care for and so Plod comes racing around mob-handed as if you are a knife and ski-mask type rapist?.
Is some obscure revenge on Clifford worth it when it helps with the leftist agenda now being advanced to create a country what has happened to Clifford can happen to anyone withn a penis.?
Agreed.
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Do you mean non-profit?
He obviously needs a good publicist
Yes.His interview outside plod was real car crash broadcasting-he seemed totally stunned and suddenly looked very old indeed. I should feel sorry for him but I don’t. Classic case of someone who can dish it out but can’t take it.
“Classic case of someone who can dish it out but can’t take it.”
He stood on the steps on the police station just after being released from 12 hours of custody, gave a statement and answered questions (and did the same again this morning).
Most celebs get straight in the car and flee.
Karma’s a Bitch ain’t it?
Qui rapiet custodes
Dunno
But it might be the one with the longest truncheon.
Who’s publishing the story from the (allegedly) abused girls point of view? Lean forward cleavage shot,slightly unfocused lens,looking sad into the distance etc etc.
Girl? Wasn’t it supposed to have happened 40 or more years ago, nearly as long ago as Guido’s birth
Dont you mean Girth ?
I’ve warned you before, Anonymous, but you never listen. Please ask Nurse to double your medication, and then fuck off.
Such mirth
the NHS has always sought to encourage and reward initiative
- the midwife thought Guido’s afterbirth was less troublesome than the birth so, to save an awful lot of trouble, she decided to throw the first bit away
You cannot help but smile at the smug shit
It is not possible to like an arrogant prick like that even if you reared it!
Sources tell me the Law Courts are expecting to issue two Libel Writs today but that they are going to be disappointed .
He’s had it all his own way for far too long.
As Corporal Jones said, “they don’t like it up ‘em”
It’s sad and unfortunate that most of the “great and the good” truly deserving of Corporal Jones’ bayonet live to a ripe old age and die in bed.
A bed in a prison cell.
What goeth around cometh around sayeth the Lord
He voted for Gordon Brown.what did you expect.
Aaah the “Curse of” strikes!
And that Miliband freakshow.
And he is a friend of Ginger Rebekah of Old Bailey Fame
Nothing like being buddies with the Murdoch Mob
There are some interesting photos on the DailyMail website of Plod walking out of Clifford’s house, carrying bin bags (note the plural) full of ‘evidence’.
The alleged crimes happened 35 f*cking years ago. What ‘evidence’ is going to be lying around his house today?
Round about the time he was holding his sex parties.
Why has he not taken the rubbish out for the past 35 years?
They could be “securing” any dirt he may have on the great and the good.
“Keep quiet Max, and we can make these allegations go away…”
Can you feel the vibrations from hundreds of strings being pulled by slebs and establishmentarians who are desperate for skeletons to remain in cupboards. Plod must have given a great deal of consideration before taking this action, knowing the forces that will try to protect him. He’s not guilty of anything, but those headlines will not be forgotten anytime soon.
“He’s not guilty of anything”
Really? Your proof of that is what precisely?
Max said he is not guilty…what more proof do you need…..
I meant in the legal sense, you know, juries and all that. I have no proof either way.
How come the media were already at Clifford’s house when the police turned up?
You don’t think someone had phoned around the Fleet Street rags if so that is a bit naughty after what that has happened over the past 4/5 years, especially as the guy has not been charged. All the rags are interested in is the sensationalism, especially as Maxy has helped (admittedly at a price) folks who have been bitten by the rags.
Couldn’t possibly be incontinent plods getting their palms greased, could it?
Notice that even though most of the house on both sides are reacting with good humour to his slip-up, Maria Eagle sits forward to shout something at Cameron. She can’t even let an innocent mistake go without turning it into a point scoring opportunity. Pathetic.
Don’t mess with us wimmin!
WE HATE MEN !!
Clearly Samcam left him a list
My great grandmother said Edward VII lifted her on to a horse in a most inappropriate way in 1896. The story has caused me severe stress and difficulties in my personal relationships.
The nice lady from Social Services has counselled me, and says I must sue the Saxe-Coburg descendants for compensation.
A spokesperson for lawyer r us says get in touch its time we dealt with those Saxe Coburgs once and for all
and the Oboe-Cobergs while you are at it.
Wouldn,t it be,The House of Hanover, cos Vicky was their from 1837 to 1901,
if memory serves,and,this old book is correct.
It has always been my opinion that Freddie Starr probably didn’t eat anyone’s hamster.
Maybe we will now be told the truth.
He didn’t eat it and it wasn’t a hamster.
He bummed it and it was a choir boy.
If it happened in the stationery cupboard it would have been a quire boy.
…and he’d have felt rather feint.
..after giving the lad a good reaming.
Now then, now then ooooaaahghhhhoooooogghhh *chomps cigar* It’s enough to put you off your stroke trying to do some fiddling and having Stuart Hall, Freddie Starr and Gary Glitter crowding round.
I found the hamster in this gentelman’s fridge
It is important evidence in our ongoing enquiry
But what we are really lloking for is gerbils…
I have it on good authority that those bin bags removed from the house by the Police contained the remains of a hamster.
PC 31 says, “We’ve caught a dirty one!”
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh oh oh
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery,
Say, “He must go free (Maxwell must go free)!”
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so, oh oh oh…
Very good – and no doubt you are referring to the Maxwell who went for a swim one night?
Splash splash Maxwells silver hammer ?
Confucius he say: he who rides the elephant much be careful not to get a tusk up the arse.
I also say “man who circumcises elephants gets biggest tips”.
No shit
You were ahead of your day Confucie…
The moral of all of this as Gwido would say
You are either in front of an elephant or hehind it
Can’t have it both ways…
Surely the biggest drawback in the jungle is an elephant’s foreskin?
lets hope he can clear his name , i mean all this happening to a man who for a hefty fee , preaches morals and ethics and standards to the rest of us
The average age of prisoners in the UK is about to increase to 62 in a shocking survey issued by the MoJ today .
All the younger ones are given asbos and told not to be naughty boys/girls again
Such a policy is stacking up problems for the future .
That must be why they are sending the army in to sort out discipline in the schools.
Never too late to convert them.
I asked members of the angry mob who had gathered outside Max Clifford’s house, burning effigies and screaming “Scum”, whether they were overreacting to unproven child abuse allegations.
“What child abuse allegations?” they asked.
Those must have been the Fleet Street Rag Mob and hired rent a mob. It is known if you get a few people crowded together more will join them and before you it you have a large crowd, remember the old pot salesmen on the markets.
It’s My Knobout!
It’s A Cockout!
My Career’s A Washout!
Console yourself
Religion can damage your brain.
http://www.examiner.com/article/the-muslim-prayer-bump-and-traumatic-brain-injury
John Terry is 32 today.
Really?
He should be on the front page on Vogue magasine
In his Y fronts
To celebrate the appointment of Anna Wintour’s Popbitch appointment as US Ambassador to the UK
Who is John Terry?
British Ambassador to the United States
No one has ever eaten my reputation
I never had one to start with
And we destroyed any decency left in public life in Britain
Would be nice to see if the rozzers can fit him up for abetment……
A ” rozzer ” ?
That really is a blast from the past.
I often say rozzers. I find bizzies a bit common.
I think it preceded “Fuzz”.
Just a small point (oooerr!) Why is he allowed to “brief the press” following his questioning?
If I was arrested in connection with these sort of despicable crimes, I would be ushered out through a side door with a blanket over my head.
Don’t give the creep any coverage and let him crawl back under the rock from whence he came!
He hasnt been charged and unless he is subject to specific bail conditions so there is no restriction on him talking to the press.
Guido
I am writing to you to complain
Look at this
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-12-07/u-k-manufacturing-drops-more-than-forecast-on-food-alcohol-1-.html
Alcohol consumption is collapsing in the UK
You must seriously increase yours please
I want you crawling on all fours during this festive season
And young Harry
You are not fulfilling your patriotic duty
Our life defends on it
No one mentioned at all that the BoE kept interest rates on hold yesterday and inflation is above target .
The country is obsessed with sex .
In case you hadn’t noticed, the BoE has been doing that to us for the past several years. Do keep up.
So when this independent Canadian arrives he is going to really shake things up then.
Hand picked by Cameron and Osbourne I heard .
Plan C. Let inflation erode the national Debt. Keep stealing from non-inflation indexed pensioners, savers, and all the other plebs who are so stupid they are not helping the economy by taking on more debt.
Mervyn — Don’t forget to shit out another £200bn or so ofQ.E. before you swan off into your platinum plated retirement.
By the way, how did the measurements for the ermine go the other day?
Lots Of Love
Better start remarketing low cost endowment policies too .
While Cameron stuffs the poorest and most hopeless in society just to continue ‘bunging’ his millionaire father in law over wind-farms. I have grown to hate the bastard ever since he took control. Everybody, please don’t be duped by the worry of the Milliband Kid, if we all vote UKIP we can sort this out. CHRIST now he now wants homos to marry in church. Isn’t his obsession with the shirt-lifting fraternity a bit worrying. F**K OFF you bastard.
With savings going down the pan there isn’t much else left
Go back to the Gold Standard, that will restrict the thieving politicians and screwball economists.
At last a serious post on this site
Indeed, but to do that you actually have a few bars of the stuff in the drawer.
* have to have
I am sending two hundred hacks and paparazzios to cover our Max’s scene
He has been such an icon of progress, British fashion, show bizz, transparency and total fucking decadence……
I am writing to you to say that the investigation into the BBC has been indefinately “postponed”
We will resume normal service when all this unecessary fuss has calmed down
PS In the meantime, I am trying to find out exactly how many employees we have… the Chief of Personnal has no idea
And how many pay UK tax…
Have you taken advice from Squire Chilcot perchance?
He seems not only to have postponed his report but to have buried it
perchance he hath not been paid?
No money left!
A mere amateur. Why publish at all? Just keep investigating for ever — a nice little earner — e.g. Plods’ assassination of Duggan.
Quote of the day from ‘Davy’ on the Dan Hodges article in ‘Read Elsewhere’:
‘Ed Balls is the economic equivalent of Jimmy Savile. He got away with it for years, but there’s no way we’d trust him with our kids future knowing what we do now.’
I would put him in the Madoff category
Master of the Ponzi Arts and proud of it…
He did not personally but the banker’s asked to have little or no regulation as it cramped their style, Gordy and Ballsy said ok, and the bankers did the rest.
this is one of those happy stories that the press like to put out at christmas
rejoice – rejoice as lord leveson says
I hear that Max Clifford is hiring Tom Watson to do his PR
I will sell my real memoirs for more than Mandelson makes in five years of influence peddling
According to the BBC, ‘Calcutta’ is now ‘Kolkata’.
They’ll be renaming Peking next.
Seville?
Llanelli = Llanelly
And Shoreditch, and Stepney, and Poplar!
They should rename themselves to the Brazenly Broadcasting Communism station
there’s a saying – you can tell a lawyer by the clients that keep him
does this apply to PR people too?
Not really
You just bung the PR scum and they open their legs (or buttocks depending on your taste)
We do it anonymously so no one knows who exactly is laundering our reputations
I hope Max Clifford has tucked away copies of all the yet unpublished scandal he must have on many politicians and celeb. luvvies, so that plod won’t have been able to destroy it after searching his house.
If they try and send you down, then take all the fuckers with you Max.
Clifford has two choices, either take whatever the police have on him or grass up his clients.
“whatever the police have on him…” and vice versa?
Savile has completely stifled all serious political debate in this country.
What should happen is that his body should be dug up from that cliff in Scarborough and transported to BBC Broadcasting House in London .
His body in full public view should be beheaded . Then his body should be hung drawn and quartered through the streets of London with his entrails finally being deposited on the minute hand of Big Ben .
Only in this way can all those poor boys and girls get closure and will not have to spend years and years in Courts with Lawyers .
It worked with Cromwells body
Don’t they already do that in Bradford?
Funny how all but one of the arrested people so far have been household names. How come some unknown BBC producer/assistant/cleaner wasn’t also a pedo/rapist/groper?
Bit like how people who claim to do reincarnated are usually someone well known from history, like Joan of Arc or Julius Caesar, not some farmer from Suffolk who died age 42.
They say a rolling stone gathers no moss .
Mick and Kate? Nah, don’t believe it.
Ed milliband thinks he was reincarnated, Judas
This laves the very obvious question: where do the victims go to get the best deal from the tabs?
#gapinthemarket