Guidogram Going Out Shortly
The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.
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Cameron is a lefty twat
eds the birdshit boy
arse
I was so excited I pissed my pants and forgot to comment
Both suitable to preside over the collapse of UK PLC I would say
?!? Balls sits next to Adolf then. some fecking people.
Sorry I can’t control me mouth, so it looks like another Balls Up again.
Very original, not.
Talking of st-st-stutters, the man in mover and shaker of the en-en-en-NHS startup, ananan Aneurin Bevin, from 1956, d-d-during the Suez Crisis, : )
Hello little girl. Would you like to play It’s a Knobout?
Are you going to play that Joker or are you just pleased to see me?
Stuart Hall has been charged with three counts of indecent assault.
It would only have been two but the police played their joker.
I hope your Xmas party will be a charity gig Guido
For all those old friends and contacts in prison or about to be locked up
I need reinfircements please
I am having to arrest gangs in the Chipping Norton area…
Special constables, please call me urgently…
Tie my ‘kangaroo’ down sport
My waters are bursting…
I see Cliffords lawyer is that bint from the Hacked Off lot. You couldn’t make it up!!!
She is the only person left to “represent” our Maxie
Poor chap, could not have happened to a nicer chap…
In one night more people voted to keep seeing my sweaty arse crack in the Jungle than have signed the Mcann petition in a week.
Hacked off,I bet they are.
Is not enough for your big crack!
She is not a criminal defense lawyer – could Max be seeking a super injunction or something ?
Backed off, hacked off and finally sacked off!
Where will we get all our copy from now that Max is going down…?
Frankland ?
Ask Johan, he might also know where the bodies are buried.
I am off to the Opera this evening
Donizetti’s “La Donna di Toscana” by any chance?
Carmen round the mountain?
Guido, this is breaking stuff
I am deep in discussion with Alex Salmond
We have decided to create the SKIP Party
Sounds dinky don’t you think?
Split Kingdom Independence Party
We will win the next election, together…
the skip party….pitting the british establishment where it belongs.
How about the WHIP party? Wales and Highlands Independence Party. Bound to get 60million English votes.
unchain the chandalier …
I am searching for the milkman’s horse
You married her.
You must have married the turd out the horses arse then Tony
It was your wife that turned me into the horse
Guidogram? What a pants name – why can’t you call it, say, my fantasy bullshiteogram, as Osbone yesterday in the H of cees, Guido?
Why don’t you call it bullshiteogram, like our supposed “betters”? Ey Guido?
Quote of the day top right.
A spin too far: “I’m proud to say I voted for Gordon Brown”, Didn’t know you were domiciled in Kirkcaldy Max, unless you are referring to his election as PM, which I understand nobody voted for.
The BBC have gone VERY quiet over Stuart Hall, hardly got a mention on the BBC news this morning and Radio 5′s paper review last night failed to mention it once even though it was the main story on the tabloids.
Can you imagine the ‘outrage’ from the BBC if all these people being arrested worked for a Murdoch paper? We’d never hear the end of it.
The BBC are very carefully trying to bury this story, note the Pollard report into Newsnight has simply vanished. We were PROMISED it before the end of November and no one is asking where it is.
The BBC will simply spin this out until Christmas and then pretend it never happened.
Perhaps it should be kept alive with the NY Times ??? Muahahahahah….
or itie and oz sites and on their telly – i can speak a bit of itie me – Isabella Bruini, perché hai lasciato la mia vita semplice, quando avevo bisogno di te?
I’ve got more itie if anyone is interested – that my, AHEM!, italian friends tell me, in Wales/Cymru.
Even though I told itie and french ladies, and gents, I am generally known as Huw in my country, they insisted always as a rule to call me Toma/Thomas, my surname, Very surprising and sweet it was for me, from their all.
Might as well post some La France, francais, et pourquoi pas? Annelise, Bordeaux, Gironde, Houtin La Plage, O-O, : )
For those ignorant, we in north western england, southern scotland, all of wales and some part of englands west midlands, and south west of england, somerset and down, are on the the wavelength of roman italians and the french, while the rest of you in that engurland are a LOAD OF NORTH OF THE RHINE KRAUTS! Ey Bourdica, what do you say, before they, the angles, pushed your family out?
Norwich welsh, modern remembered,
Same song in the old Norfolk language here, 500AD, in welsh,
Sorry for posting romano-brit stuff, from circa 450AD, but feel I must, since so many people are directionless, and don’t feel proud of their deep culture from then, hidden away, even if most have evolved to speak the english language. I think it will help all, time team Baldrick-style. He is a good fella Tone Robinson, top drawer, as that old long haired git Phil Harding would say, pint of fine ale in hand,
Eve on herself,
let me know for bookings – only a “slight” finders fee, agents….
Catrin O’Neil, same agents, etc.. Be proud of your hidden isle, brits,
Dusty on that french song, and why not?
Bugger it, might as well post a marvellous song for Derry – Londonderry(ach spit!), since they seem to behaving themselve these days Father/Vicar/Preacher(ach spit!) : ))), and for my daughter, who is quarter left footed Derry, and to Glory, her Grandmama from there,
What a waste of time that lot were. Ed’s speech was much more interesting.
It is starting to look lick my blog on here
pollard is being presented as a chap from sky…
which side is he on.
So Cameron and his mates on Wednesday are saying times are hard and I have to pay more taxes .
This morning I read they are now saying they have fucked up some daft train franchise big time and I have to pay a big bill !
Well they better understand this ; they can stick their bleedin train set where the sun does not shine . I have no money to bail them.
Just give everything to Branson for £1 and tell him to sort it out with his own money because he seems to have loads of the stuff .