Who Has Been Naughty and Nice This Year?
MPs on the Each Side of the Leveson Debate
It’s that time of year again: Guido has drawn up his Christmas naughty and nice list. The naughty column of MPs who will be lucky to receive any seasonal goodwill are made up of those who signed George Eustice’s letter calling for statutory regulation of the press, those who spoke in favour of legislation in the debate yesterday and those who have otherwise supported shackling the press via statute.
Over in the nice column are the MPs who signed Conor Burns’ letter in defence of press freedom, those who stood up to Leveson’s key recommendation in the House yesterday and those who have backed the press over the state on other occasions. Most have remained oddly quiet…
TIM YEO!!!!!!!?!?!?!?
Lay off the sauce.
+1
+100. If Yeo is ‘nice’, I would expect the remainder under that heading to request a move. Typo, perhaps?
It would also help us if the lists were arranged alphabetically.
I note that most of those in the “Naughty” list have been outed by the press doing something they shouldn’t – adulterers, expenses fiddlers, liars, cheats, bigots or all round duplicitous shits. No wonder they want to muzzle the press. Zac Goldsmith is just following in his crooked dad’s footsteps. Dear old Sir Jimmy spent half a lifetime trying to prevent the press from revealing his dubious business practices. Zac and his airheaded sister had their hatred of the free press instilled into them on daddy’s knee.
David Blunkett?
Indeed. Was there a bitch in season at the time ?
The enemy of my enemy would be my friend, as long as he doesn’t make ME have to pay for all his conflicts of interest, is what the Landlord seems to be implying.
+1 Yeo is my MP and I can testify to the fact that the arrogant Europhile cretin is the most odious creep in Suffolk
Oh no he’s not!
Oh yes he is !
Yeo has also fought the bad fight in favour of subsidies for pseudo-green carbon emission reducing schemes, which don’t work, and against shale gas fracking, which does.
How could you miss off William Hague?!
How can I suck off William Hague?!
Sorry Guido they all deserve the Tower, with several going on to support British lampost & piano wire manufacturers.
Don’t worry Sandra (see below) they’re on the list.
He’s small and answers to the name Peter Mandelson
Yawn
Aye. You don’t know the half of it. I have to live with that tedious Trollope. All day long going on about “I like butter..but also margarine!” And ” let’s make paper chains out of old copies of newspapers and magazines.”
It’s like having an ugly and more, boring Kirsty Allsop in the house.
Why did I let Campbell talk me into signing that 10 year contract to have her? And why didn’t Sue put a 5 year break clause in it?
Oh we’ll…back to reading her gormless tweets .. “Some flowers look like little faces!!! But snowdrops look like little sad pixie hats!”
Ffs!!
I support both letters.
I aim to be admired globally so will follow Tony’s pragmatic attitude in the ME conflict and over children’s education with the UN.
I support both sides too. Just like I usually do.
Don’t most things look like little faeces to you, Gordon?
Ever wondered who starts all those Facebook pictures of kittens wearing Santa hats or dogs riding a sleigh?
The mystery is solved.
Aye sorry my wife but I thought he was a twigglet so I did the natural thing,
Picked my nose with him.
What did it taste like? Something Nadine might fancy?
I’ve been a naughty little girl *Coy (carp) face*
I proms 2 behave and not libel any1. *innocent face* Must dash now. Got lots of chores to do. *opens mouth awaits bukkake*
I’m going to sit John on Santa’s knee so he can tell him what he wants for Christmas *smiley face*
Good idea.
You could sit on Santa’s face at the same time.
I hear Paddy’s in town today. *wet fanny*
David Morris appears to be confused about his position
What about Michael Gove?
Good list, I’ll add them to mine.
Where’s Gordon?
Tim Yeo good!? He made one good call. That doesn’t make him good.
Tim Yeo?
I do not intend to send any Xmas cards out this year.
Just Sod Off.
If the Press is going to be whiter than white then what is the problem with outside third parties acting as judges when complaints are made .
Cant see what all the fuss is about .
Yes, we are really looking forward to remunerative posts.
Make the posts honorary ones .
Problem sorted.
Ofcom is full of lefties and Common Purpose twits whose main purpose is to stifle the press.
Roll up roll up, Labour Party knickers for sale…
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+labour-party+underwear-panties
“Suddenly I had visions of crowds of excited ladies queuing up to buy cheap knickers so they could throw them at the United Kingdom’s entrant, Engelbert Humperdinck”
I refuse to buy them on the principle that they were made in the USA and not in Palestine.
Dear Guido
A suggestion.
Could posts with embedded YouTube content be automodded?
Some prat(s) seem to relish making the threads hard to spamming embedding off-topic crap videos.
If the video is pertinant or funny then you could unmod them.
It’s just a blatant attempt by some to derail threads.
We do not believe in statutory press control
I feel wobbly.
F–kheads all of ‘em.
Surely the utterly pompous and prolix Jacob Wee-Smog should have been on the “By No Means Disagreeable” list?
Shouldn’t he be taken outside and shot the pretentious prematurely senile twat.
Poole MP Robert Syms living up to his nickname “Mr Invisible”. Probably waiting for instructions – but not from his constituents.
Day four in the proposed big brother house and more people still voted to keep my arse in the jungle than have signed the Mcann petition.
You are lucky your left buttock is not pierced with darts Eric
John Whittingdale is on the nice list twice I see. No mention of his naughty brother though…
Hahahahahaha a good politician……Bevan, Churchill, Pitt the younger, Disralie all fit the criteria of good politician…..DEAD..
‘Naughty’ seems too nice a description for Twatson IMHO perhaps an extra catagory is required…..naughty/nice/slimy puss oozing scumbag
I thought that also. Add Gordon and Bryant to your new catagory too.
+647
added
You might as well put 640-odd MPs in the third category. (There must be a handful who don’t belong there.)
Anyone care to wager there are a far greater number of teetotallers in the naughty column than nice column.
This proves that authoritarians are dull as shit and not worth knowing.
I’ve got my own superhero DVD. The Dark Shite Rises.
Have you ordered your Yule Log yet?
Haven’t had a shit for nearly a year now.
Have you tried using a slide rule to work it out?
Mark is dreaming of a shite Christmas
I would suggest working it out with a pencil.
I had a bet with myself before looking as to the ethnic make up of the “white” list.
Damn I’m good.
Guto Bebb turned to the dark side about the same time a Jabba the hat
“the ethnic make up of the “white” list”
Were they British, by any chance?
Yes indeed. By anyone’s definition.
Do any of them enjoy 140 mph early morning races on the M1?
Ukrainians don’t know how lucky they are:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/9719263/Entire-Ukraine-government-resigns.html
Having no Government worked very well for Belgium.
I don’t think you have any evidence that anything has ever worked well for Belgium but I agree with your sentiment.
If ever there was a sign that something had jumped the shark, this is it.
Why am I naughty Guido?
because your a rich twat who keeps telling us we should all pay more to be green whilst being stinking rich so you can afford it, you hypocrite
Bill you forgot to mention that he also shags /marries his relatives
It runs in the Redshield family
A fun game for all the family?
Guido likes Conor Burns ‘cos he is a happy paddy and gay….
Would be nice to add a colour code for party affiliation, like on the expenses fiddling list.
My guess is the self-serving authoritarian ‘bad’ list is nearly all Labour, like it was then.
There are a whole load of MPs I have never heard of
Including one who goes by the name of Doyly….good for washing up I suppose…
Call yourself a singer, never heard of the D’Oyly Carte Opera Company?.
My grandad fixed the wheel on D’Oyly’s cart.
its not the naughty list guido, you should have a special award for which MP should be awarded as the biggest trother of the year. You could award then the order order of the pig !!!
Blunkett needs removing from the ‘nice’ column. Yesterday in the House he said he now regarded Leveson as fine and dandy – not state regulation at all, stupid to say it was etc. (His original position was probably a sham if truth be known. It’s an old New Labour trick to have a stooge in the anti camp who is then miraculously won over by the honesty and reason of the Labour argument.)
Two gay weddings, a funeral, and a blow job about a boy.
Jesse(nice name) Norman…whats he done? SFA in my constituency apart from vote against everything to do with getting a referendum.
Jesse by name, Jessie by nature.
What about those who have inserted a fence in their posterior?
Trougher Yeo in the nice list? Oh come on! There’s more to being an MP than opposing Leveson, you know.
And didn’t that nice Mr Dorrell have a questionable expenses issue just recently?
If this list is just about Leveson, then rename it to say so.
So basically Guido he slags particular MP’s off all year (rightly in all cases) but then puts them on his ‘good’ list because they agree with him on an issue that could have a restrictive and negative impact on someone that pays him (i.e the Daily Star)?
Exactly the kind of shameful, hypocritical and borderline corrupt behaviour Guido would have been the first to criticise if it had been anyone else.
Hypocrite.
If you sucked cutcock for a living, you’d do exactly the same.
Diane Abbot appears to not be on the shitlist.
She is a lady that I loathe. She is a vile racist.
And lots of other words I cannot spell.
Proud to say that my MP, lovely Robert Halfon, is on the nice list.
Is your MP nice or naughty?
My MP, Eustace,wants to erode this wonderful countries,hard won freedoms,by sideing with the,Shackle the press,state regulation now side.Very,very disappointing and against the principles of freedom.Many gave their all,so you ,Mr Eustace,could rubbish them.Sick,no vote again from me and I am One of your 66 maj.
What about a Troughers list with an award as Parliamentary Trougher of the year that should take care of may of them,my nomination would be Linda Riordan.
Should be a 3rd category ‘Slimy, hypocritical, no good son of a bitch’.
Twatson, they’re playing your tune.
Naughty? – well there can only be one, and he is six foot under.
Nice? – Got to be Duchess Katie bach, she constantly amazes me how genuinely nice she is. And why is it the nice ones have a hard time, ey, visiting the toilet bowl as she has to at times like this? GOD! – you have a lot to answer for, you you you thing!
: )
But on MPs??? stop pulling my plonker Guido. Hard to believe a word any of them say. But Speaker Bercow is not too bad…..
Curious that Handycock is missing from the Naughty List?