December 3rd, 2012

Does the Left Cheek Know What the Right Is Doing?

Today Mehdi Hasan writes on the Huffington Post UK:

“And consider the newspapers’ treatment of women and minorities, which Leveson also – and rightly – highlighted in his report. On women, he wrote that the tabloid press often fail to show “consistent respect for the dignity and equality of women” and have a “tendency to sexualise and demean” women.””

Apparently Mehdi feels it is right to criticise tabloids that sexualise and demean women. Got that?

Today the Huffington Post UK has run a piece with the following headline: “Carine Felizardo Crowned Top Buttocks Of Brazil In Miss BumBum Pageant (PICTURES)”. Recently Mehdi’s boss, HuffPoUK’s editor, Carla Buzasi lamented:

“The fascination with bodies, celebrity or otherwise, isn’t exactly something new, of course, and shows no sign of abating. But here’s a thought: why don’t we just stop?”

Do as we say not as we do…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    How un-suprising

  2. 2
    Правда Труда says:


  3. 3
    Eric Bristow's left butt cheek says:

    Talking of arse cheeks more people voted to keep me on ‘I’m A celeb’ than have bothered to sign Gerry Mcann’s petition.

  4. 4
    bunter watson private dick says:

    neither bum is appealing

  5. 5
    Правда Труда says:

    Can we have a smidgeon of press control? To tell the truth and less hypocrisy.

  6. 6
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I am a legend in my own lunchtime and nothing you say will prevent this from being true.


  7. 7
    Labour...filth...just filth says:


  8. 8
    Marmite says:

    I still believe there is something highly suspicious about the Mc.anns. I suppose we’ll never find out now, but there’s definitely something dark and dirty in their woodshed.

  9. 9
    Dagenham Daves Cleavage says:

    Well Jell

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    That is so self evident it is not worth commenting on.

  11. 11
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Tour says:

    every recommendation but…..

  12. 12
    Dagenham Dave says:

    And more birds with their tits out.

  13. 13
    Fishy says:

    You’re an arse.

  14. 14
    Sweeney, The says:


  15. 15
    have the 38 DDs washed scrubbed and sent to my rooms immediately says:

    but no snatches unless they match the thatches

  16. 16
    Lobby Ludd says:

    You are Richard Desmond and I claim my £5.

  17. 17
    John Prescott says:

    I have a nice bum bum.

  18. 18
    Posting 4000 weeks straight says:

    B1lly, when was the last time you saw the outside world?

  19. 19
    IMHO says:

    Being good at darts is a lot less dangerous and irresponsible than leaving a 3 year old daughter alone in a foreign country while the parents go out on a jolly.

  20. 20
    Booty Juice says:

  21. 21
    Raving Loon says:

    Men like girls bottoms and are going to talk about it. Accept it and move on.

  22. 22
    Raving Loon says:

    Who gets to decide what the truth is?

  23. 23
    Omega Time Keeping says:

    81lly is trying to get the latency between article submission and first post down to milliseconds.

    Once he has done that we are not sure what he will do next.

  24. 24
    Chris Bryant says:


  25. 25
    Evie says:

    To Posting 4000, have you nothing sensible to say? Perhaps not!

  26. 26
    A lonely sad pervert says:


    Maria Miller is on her feet chatting the parleymink.

  27. 27
    Chris Bryant says:

    Is that Tat?

  28. 28
    Engineer says:

    Women like men’s bottoms and talk about them, too. However, it’s undeniable that a nice female bottom is far more aesthetically satisfying than a male one (smoother, curvier, less hairy), so female bottoms are bound to be more admired.

  29. 29
    IMHO says:

    And a lot like minority bottoms too Mehdi.

  30. 30
    I'm not sending my mac to the cleaners says:

    Who’s organising the queue to be her stalker?

  31. 31
    None of the above says:

    Since when was having something sensible to say been a prerequisite of this blog?

    Am I missing something?

  32. 32
    Engineer says:

    ….and the two bogs to accommodate it.

  33. 33
    Gonk III says:

    She’ll regret that tattoo in the morning.

  34. 34
    Marmite says:

    Yes, and so is dirty underpants Bryant, THE ODIOUS LITTLE PR*CK.

  35. 35
    Julian Clary says:

    No there’s a MILF.

  36. 36
    Spiritual says:

    Three MP,s sworn in.Two used the bible, one did not.

  37. 37
    Just arsking says:

    Remind me please. Does the oath have anything about homesty, integrity, morality or ethics in it?

  38. 38
    None of the above says:

    So Mehdi went to the doctors.

    Doctor says ‘So what’s the problem’

    The arse says ‘it started as a boil on my right cheek about two weeks ago’

  39. 39
    Engineer says:

    At least it’s in the right place.

  40. 40
    spiritual says:

    Three MP,s sworn in, two used the bible, one did not.

  41. 41
    Ed Millibland says:

    I hath oath for my bweakfwast

  42. 42
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nurse! I’ve got dirty underpants.

  43. 43
    spiritual says:

    sorry,fat fingers

  44. 44
    Jizzlam says:

    Rather ironic of Mehdi to speak up for women’s rights, when he follows a religion that treats women like shit and beheads them for refusing marriage proposals.

    A teenage girl was beheaded by a relative in northern Afghanistan after she turned down his marriage proposals, according to reports. The victim, named as Gisa, was decapitated with a knife in the Imam Sahib district of Kunduz province on Tuesday, local police said. She is believed to be around 15-years-old.

  45. 45
    Margaret Moran says:

    Kiss my booty!

  46. 46
    Mr BumBum says:

    Leave my little chum alone.

  47. 47
    Rachel S says:

    Jizzlam, every idiot knows that it’s not the religion that says to behead women. It’s just uneducated people doing heinous things without any thought to religion. Seriously, how long will people like you say stupid ignorant things for?

  48. 48
    Mr BumBum says:

    Oi – Asian Babes is mine you cun*t

  49. 49
    Innocence says:

    What’s an MILF?.

  50. 50
    Patsy Ramsey says:

    That’s what they said about me, but they never proved shit.

  51. 51
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    But this is South America and the ones who admire a perfect bot the most are the young ladies themselves. All that Botox (whatever that is) – per capita, the highest in the world.

  52. 52
    Ethel. Purley says:

    Then it must be because they are all inbred lunatics then!
    Just be thankful that you were not born there and stop defending the indefensible.

  53. 53
    keredybretsa says:

    The Hypocrittington Post leads the field in getting to the bottom of things. But with a name like Hasam he holds himself open for some hefty criticism for his criticism!

  54. 54
    Arianna H's edible hamster says:

    We have very diverse editorial divisions.

  55. 55
    Nursie says:

    Through two nappies?
    You dirty, dirty little boy!

  56. 56
    GeoffM says:

    Its rich for Medhi, a professional muslim apologist, to say that the papers lack”“consistent respect for the dignity and equality of women” and have a “tendency to sexualise and demean” women.””

    Barefaced cheek. Couldn’t make it up.

  57. 57
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    What sort of person wants to marry a relative?

  58. 58
    Fenton says:

    “Consistent respect for the dignity and equality of women” Can he point out a part of the world that he approves of with respect to the “dignity and equality of women” so that we can learn and emulate? Non spring to mind?

  59. 59
    The savant8.5 says:

    And you d know all. About press freedom and. Lack of cancer wards and tirture dungeons in your country

    Would nt you. …… Tovarisc

  60. 60
    The savant8.5 says:

    And you d know all about press. freedom

    And gulags

    And cancer prisons

    And torture dungeons

    In your country

    Would nt you ??? ……tovarisc

  61. 61
    The savant8.5 says:

    Rather than move on. We. Men would rather hang around … And do a bit of rimming.

    Thank you very. Much

  62. 62
    The savant8.5 says:

    Milf stands for.

    An Mp. I’d Like. Fucked

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Bit rich really, given that the little shit subscribes to a religion whose raison d’etre is to subjugate women in a far worse way than any tabloid could.

  64. 64
    Private Eye Emporers Clothes Horse Shit says:

    Wimmin can whinge for the devil, if you give them an open field of play – but it is us men why they do not, because they do not want to sound as stupid as their potential.

    It is well known in the armed forces of old that ladies go nuts when there is no men about, literally, so there has to be a token male sergeant about for them to focus on, all of them.

    It’s true – read the trick cyclist published reasearch papers about it – think they called it The Daddyless Syndrome, or something like that.

  65. 65
    Bumfluff in comfortable ethical knickers says:

    My Itch Lasts Forever?

  66. 66
    Bumfluff in comfortable ethical knickers says:

    Lambth eat oatth and dothe eat oatth and little lambth eat Ivy (whomthoever thyee may be).

  67. 67
    Bumfluff in comfortable ethical knickers says:

    Check your keyboard; there should be a key for ‘ and another for ,


  68. 68
    How y'all doin' now? says:

    You need to take a tour of Tennessee, Alabama and Kentucky to find the answer to your query.

  69. 69
    How y'all doin' now? says:

    Yup, that’s what happens when you marry your cousins.

  70. 70
    How y'all doin' now? says:

    Has he ever seen a real live womanperson?

  71. 71
    spiritual says:

    Morning,are you Berl Ives,wiv a militwaddle lisp?

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