November 30th, 2012

UKIP Hammer LibDems Across Britain

Not quite the Croydon Spring Lee Jasper promised as Labour held all three seats in last night’s by-election, but the main talking point is UKIP coming second in both Middlesbrough and Rotherham. Joyce Thacker isn’t the only reason voters are flocking to Farage’s party. The LibDems were decimated, losing their deposit in Croydon North and Rotherham, in fact coming eighth there. When the Monster Raving Loony Party beat David Owen’s SDP he folded up the party…


248 Comments

  1. 1
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Well done UKIP :)

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    The only time you should celebrate coming second is after sex, not elections #ukip

  3. 3
    Well done Guido! Well done Nigel F.! Fuck Camertwat + Twaties! says:

    There – said it on behalf of many Right Thinking People

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    After last nights fantastic results there are now 0 UKIP MP’s, up from 0, a 0% rise. Well done

  5. 5
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Irrespective of votes cast, shit surely floats.

  6. 6
    Steve Miliband says:

    Barbour jacket sales set to rise.

  7. 7
    terry-thomas says:

    I love the Rotherham result. UKIP 2nd, Tories 4th and Lid Dums 8th. What a shower!

  8. 8
    Agree - but - says:

    - it really means you’ve done your work getting the lady pre-orgasmic – and that takes time, and caring sensitivity – not like the instant bimbo bullshitters – Poly and all the rest.

  9. 9
    Braindead of the Boro says:

    Labour forever!

  10. 10
    Mr Frisky says:

    Still more popular than you, Gordon, you festering boil.

  11. 11
    Nurse says:

    now Gordo, we said last night that you wouldn’t shove things up your botty again! – and now we’ve got pieces of a jigsaw and a marble! – I can feel them – so finish your breakfast then we’ll have to start work all over again! I’m beginning to think you like this!

  12. 12
    Oh dear says:

    So, after all the bullsh1T of the past weeks about transparency etc, I ask again, when are they going to release the postal voting figures for these constituencies. I am not holding my breath.

  13. 13
    Well it's a thought says:

    The sad thing is the public, just can’t get out of the voting for Labour, they did 13 years of damage and the brain-dead have already forgotten, still when Labour get back in in 2015 and there’s no money to feed the benefit society, as the money will be needed for feeding our EU masters, then things will change.

  14. 14
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    You should know Steve, they are made in South Shields.

  15. 15
    Peter Grimes says:

    The difference between the LibDums today and the MRLParty is that today the LibDums are the loonies, with the disgustingly treacherous Cloggy clearly certifiable.

  16. 16
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Alert says:

    what a pleasure to see the libdems get their sanctimonious noses rubbed in it

  17. 17
    Liberal Zombie says:

    Our party exists to build a Liberal Society in which every citizen shall possess liberty, property and security and none shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or conformity.

  18. 18
    The voice of reason says:

    No.

  19. 19
    UsedSKip says:

    You can’t take the Rot out of Rotherham. You have to have brain rot to vote Labour.

  20. 20
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    I am sure they will find a way to put a positive spin on it……..

  21. 21
    Rouseeau9 says:

    Well, well the responses above certainly demonstrate that the ‘right’ contains a bunch of silly little boys (and girls) who can’t think politically or analytically at all – not really worth engaging with

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    If LD doesn’t come out of the coalition government soon on some big issue voters care LD will be finished as a party. If any LD MP wants to safe his / her seat better to jump ship now, soon others will not want them.

    It is nice to see UKIP becoming stronger by the day.

  23. 23
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Roll on the Euroland election. Clegg’s collection of clowns are finished. About time too.

  24. 24
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Lee Jasper 707 votes. Ha ha ha!

  25. 25
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Nurse, nurse it is too early in the morning to be talking about manual evacuation of Mr Broon’s bowel.

  26. 26
    Dame High Thigh High Leather Boots says:

    Have I been sacked?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9711825/Charities-warned-to-stop-interfering-in-politics-by-new-watchdog-chief.html

    William Shawcross, the newly appointed chairman of the Charity Commission, signalled that he would step in to curb their political campaigning if they “overstepped the mark”, and act as a “policeman” if necessary.

    He also criticised the way many charities have become so “dependent” on Government grants that some have even stopped fund-raising altogether.

    His comments come amid concerns that thousands of charities have become little more than “fronts” for political interests and, in some cases, even the Government itself.

    The end of fake charities and an end to the Govt lobbying itself?

  27. 27
    Plato says:

    Maybe, but at least we’re not French.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Its Clegg’s fault. Unless he pulls out of the coalition government LD will be finished.

  29. 29
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    I think the white Christians will get the blame….. respppppect :)

  30. 30
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Ukip will be back to earth with a bang at the next GE.

  31. 31
    Prince Vultan says:

    Grrrr! Impetuous boy!

  32. 32
    tourmaline says:

    So rothe rham needed a by-election because the former labour mp had to resign for disho nesty and appropriating public funds he wasn’t entitled to and the electorate vote in another labour mp.

    Extraordinary!

  33. 33
    Ultra reactionary says:

    I’m sure that Postal Vote fraud exists on a massive scale, but you have to face up to the sad fact that there really are sufficient bollock brains in northern England who like getting repeatedly shat on from a great height by Labour and vote for it again and again. IT was a great mistake to give the vote to the working class.

  34. 34
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Not all bad news then…..

  35. 35
  36. 36
    Badger says:

    Mashed potato.

  37. 37
    Limpdicks says:

    Don’t paniiiiiiiiiiiiiic!

  38. 38
    multiculticunts says:

    The problem is though that clowns like Ed Davey are damaging the country right now.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Looking at the results Cameron Conservatives are finished as well.

  40. 40
    UKIP.i.am.still says:

    And similar could be said of the people of Scu*nthorpe.

  41. 41
    Sir Henry Birkin says:

    And their leader can pontificate in parliament

  42. 42
    UsedSKip says:

    Labour won all their seats. Good Gawd. I am emigrating. The country is heading straight down the shitter if Labour win the next election. Where can I buy a gun to shoot myself?

  43. 43
    Dame Thigh High Leather Boots says:

    ‘not really worth engaging with’

    Why the fuckity fuck did you post your pointless comment then?

  44. 44
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    You would have thought that after the invisible MP, Stuart Bell, the people of Middlesbrough would have woken up to Labour. They are certifiably brain dead.

  45. 45
    Peter Grimes says:

    Inshallah!

  46. 46
    Malcolm McDowell says:

    Why would anyone vote for a treasonous PArty?

    Congratulations UKIP now get some Tory MPs to defect.

  47. 47
    Well it's a thought says:

    If Labour had lost then that would have been headlines, Labour won, that’s just like watching the tide come in twice a day, it happens, time and tide etc, UKIP are just following a similar route the SNP took, it will happen, not now but it will, no hate just looking ahead a year or so, UKIP have got past the PR blockage of not being noticed to being noticed, they have to work to keep it that way.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Less votes than the BeeNP. What an achievement!

    Fuck off Clegg and Dave and all your crap Coalition boy friends.

  49. 49
    Malcolm McDowell says:

    Says the Tory/labour/LibDem voter..

  50. 50
    Sir Henry Birkin says:

    Buy in now, because you will not have the cash in 2015

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Lots of guns for hire in Labour stronghold, Gunchester.

  52. 52
    Anarchy says:

    Whose silly idea was it to have a parliament?

  53. 53
    The Blessed Margaret says:

    U KIP if you want to….this Thackers not for learning

  54. 54
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Because he is a weapons grade cu*nt?

  55. 55
    Peter Grimes says:

    Don’t be fucking daft, you ZaNuLieBor troll.
    The daft folk of Rotherham, Middlesborough and North Croydon were never likely to vote for the Cons in a by- election so it’s no indicator at all.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Labour always looks after us workin’ class people, even when they flood the country with immigrants, and our children end up getting r@ped. Yep, it’s Labour for me.

  57. 57
    Peter Grimes says:

    Unfortunately all too true!

  58. 58
    Nigel Garage says:

    Steady on. This is 8illy you’re talking to.

  59. 59
    Broon's a Loon says:

    Do it properly this time Nurse. Use a fence post auger and keep going until it screws up through his windpipe

  60. 60
    Rashid Abdullah says:

    I liking to thanks the Labours for giving me nice bag fulls of money for sending them 9000 posting voters. Allahu akbar.

  61. 61
    Peter Grimes says:

    But when you do make sure you use that shovel, you will need it.

  62. 62
    Well it's a thought says:

    Big business has been found out at last, well that took long enough. all those high street shops, will they be rated now and will the have to pay the idiots who man/woman them for zero pay, the town centres will become deserts oh dear.

  63. 63
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Yep – a catastrophic Labour Govt., a corrupt thieving Labour ex-MP, an unknown Labour candidate parachuted in from ‘down South’ and an insidious Labour council and STILL the people of Rotherham vote Labour. It tells you everything you need to know about the place – what a crowd of ‘tards.

  64. 64
    The fruitloops are on Dave says:

    So what does Dave think about UKIP and the people who vote for UKIP now?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP will end up getting few Conservative seats in the next election. As things are they might even have around 10 MPs in the beginning of 2013.

  66. 66
    Socialism = starvation says:

    I would not say that Labour voters deserve to starve, but I cannot accept that they don’t deserve not to starve. Socialism is an economic death cult. When they vote again and again for the same ghouls, it does get disheartening.

  67. 67
    Peter Grimes says:

    That is also, unfortunately, all too true.

    It does give ZaNuLieBor supporters the opportunity to campaign for more benefits for the idle feckless though.

  68. 68
    Lee Grasper says:

    The people of Rovrum are clearly racist.

    I had my eye on a bitchin stereo as well. Who’s going to pay for that now?

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    If i were a labour voter, i would be embarassed by the antics of their MPs, the labour front bench are a disgrace. They have never acknowledged their part in the past 13 years of misrule, and have donr nothing but jump on bandwagons for the past 2 1/2 years.

  70. 70
    Peter Grimes says:

    They get loads of free benefits as well as the shit though, and wallow in both.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    What about Corby last week?

  72. 72
    lee bour all mi life says:

    Aye mate i’ve voted for ‘em all me life just like me father did when ‘e worked down pits. I felt a ‘rite prick tho ‘as pinned red rossette tu donkey

  73. 73
    Rotherham Rachel says:

    No mate. Get more Benefits. Do cash work on the side when you feel like it.

    Vote Liebour. Perfectly sensible.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    You cant be seriously suggesting that anybody in labour has thunk analytically for the last 25 years !

  75. 75
    UKIPman says:

    Labour will be back to earth with a bang at the next European elections.

  76. 76
    Tadcaster says:

    Can’t we have statutory regulation of Steve Coogan becuase he is shite

  77. 77
    Herman van Bumboy says:

    You are a homophobic UKIP voter and vill be punished.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Under PM Cameron!

  79. 79
    Lovely day, the windfarm isn't working, no wind says:

    Liberal by name, but not by nature, Zill car routes for all Lib-crap followers, you know it makes sense.

  80. 80
    J Middleton (CEO Common Purpose) says:

    Common Purpose condemns strongly the Charity commissions objection to our publicly funded divine destiny.

    Think global, act local.

  81. 81
    King Charles I says:

    Don’t say I didn’t fucking warn you.

  82. 82
    ahaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    I see Steve Coogan is spitting feathers.
    Good.
    Therefore, Cameron has done the right thing for a change…..so far.

  83. 83
    T. P. Fuller says:

    She gets best results with a sink plunger, followed by a bottle-brush for the final touches.

  84. 84
    Sheila says:

  85. 85
    Alexsandr says:

    and penistone

  86. 86
    Alexsandr says:

    and sexhow and minge lane, upton upon severn.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    After the floods in Hull a few years ago,one woman was on the radio a lot, her house was flooded. i was amazed about 6 months later to hear her on R 4 again, speaking from India she had been sent there by OXFAM to see what indian floods were like! Needless to say, Oxfam havent had any more of my money ever since.

  88. 88
  89. 89
    T. P. Fuller says:

    And some of us can spell our names.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Labour would become the governing party and UKIP could become the opposition.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Whilst you are all fretting over the Rotherham election result tens if not hundreds of thousands of Rumanians and Bulgarians are busy booking their tickets to the UK in 2013. Where they will be instantly entitled to FREE health care , education housing benefit family allowance and unemployment benefits all paid for by you the tax payer.
    So think before you vote LIBLABCON why you should pay for all this and consider voting UKIP

  92. 92
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Let’s hope so.

    These parasitic self enriching circles of deceit are not charities in any meaningful use of the word. They are politically funded pressure groups, promoting government agenda, under the veil of ‘independence’.

  93. 93
    Peter Grimes says:

    The only analysis ZaNuLieBor do is on what lies their dumb supporters will swallow to keep getting them elected.

  94. 94
    Mustapha ben Effit says:

    It is only right. Voting Labour is the best way to undermine the country.

  95. 95
    Well who guessed Liebour would lose says:

    They would have a better chance of seeing honesty in action if the bought a car of the internet.

  96. 96
    Who Wants Some! says:

    You’re right that is why UKIP can be used to bring about real change in the Tory Party, the defeat of Cameron in 2015 on the issue of EU membership even if it let in Millibean is a better outcome than 5 more years of Cameron. The Tory party would at last have to become a real Conservative Party and Millibean would be revealed as a total fraud along with his party within 12 months. Labour would then implode (especially if the Scots set up their own Peoples Republic of Porridge). Sometimes you have to take the longer view. The Conservative Party has got to be won for conservative values.

  97. 97
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Glad that Yvonne Ridley character only got 1,700 odd votes. When will Respect get it into their heads that the electorate are far more concerned about issues affecting this country than what’s happening in the Gaza Strip.

  98. 98
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    So you are suggesting that UKIP is the new equivalent of the monster raving loony party.

    (he said it, not me!)

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    There will be 28m given the chance to move to UK, even if 1% comes it will be 280,000.

    I expect around 4% to move to UK that is a bit over 1,000,000.

  100. 100
    Voted out first says:

    @Sheila. Stating the bleeding obvious.

  101. 101
    balls says:

    No dear, you and Camoron are the new libdems, your “professionalism ” has failed.

  102. 102
    Oh dear says:

    Can William then please draw up a comprehensive list of those ‘charitable’ organisations which receive govt funding and then close them all down. We can then give our donations to genuine charities like the Lifeboats who rely completely on voluntary donations.

  103. 103
    Sordid Depraved Lefties says:

    As soon as Alan Partridge, Max Mosley, Ann Diamond, Hacked Off, Diane Abott, Chakrabarti, Church, Alistair Campbell’ Mungo Grant and all the other lefty luvvies scrambled to get in front of the TV cameras and praise brian. It was obvious that brian had got it badlly wrong.

  104. 104
    balls says:

    I would have said Liebour was the equivalent, but what do I know.

  105. 105
    Dave (pants on fire ) CaMoron says:

    Hi Peeps Spiffingly bad results for us last night what !
    But you have to trust me peeps , i know what i’m doing even if the rest of my plebs don’t
    So this is what i’ll do you if you give me a second term in office

    In order to please all you UKIP types , i’ll give you a referendum on EU membership , and on this you have my cast iron guararntee and this time i wont have my fingers crossed behind my back

    Toodle Pip

  106. 106
    Technomist says:

    Silly woman. UKIP are nothing like the LibDems.

  107. 107
    Oh dear says:

    Perhaps the liebore voters get a cut? After all, voting records are freely available to the local politburo you know.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Cameron, who gave a ‘cast-iron guarantee’ before the last election that he would hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty, has faced criticism from within his party for dropping the promise, even though the treaty was law by the time he became Prime Minister.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2166291/Pressure-grows-Cameron-100-Tory-MPs-demand-referendum-Europe.html#ixzz2DhJJZIKL
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  109. 109
    SPAD, PPE, M.A.Oxon says:

    Dave — get in front of the TV cameras — read this out

    “These three constituencies have returned Labour M.P.s for many years. We understand the concerns of voters during these difficult economic times. However, for the Coalition Candidates to come behind the BeeNP, and several to have lost their deposits is a real achievement.

    We must redouble our efforts, and to show our determination I will personally ensure that the Deficit for today will be at least £250 million. That’s £4 for each of you, including all your new immigrant neighbours.

    Don’t forget — WE ARE THE CNUTS THAT CONTINUED TO RUINATION OF THE U.K. “

  110. 110
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Hammer Lib Dems? In the three overall, have shoved Dave C and his Conservative clowns into third, which is nice.

    Well done Farage – keep up the good work.

  111. 111
    Oh dear says:

    Do you think they eat three shredded wheats for breakfast?

  112. 112
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Dream on, ten years ago UKIP would have struggled to get 250 votes in any of these constituencies. The tide is turning and the establishment don’t like it one bit.

  113. 113
    The Lunatics are trying to take over the Asylum says:

    The state successfully hid MPs expenses from the people for years.

    The free press exposed their expenses.

    Anyone wanting to give the state and MPs control of the press must be stark raving bonkers. End Of.

  114. 114
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    And by the way Guido, whoever you all are, all over England it is, not Britain pal – ENGERLUND!

  115. 115
    Land ho! says:

    Sadly the lifeboats are using the same business model as the rest of the big ones, if they can advertise on tv then they have too much money, locally now that’s a different boat they look after themselves and are worth giving too.

  116. 116
    Pink Black Mailer says:

    Don’t forget to progress the gay marriage proposals you promised.

  117. 117
    Plato says:

    See the number of comments that have been deleted hahaha…

  118. 118
    Butch Dave says:

    Gay Marriage! Gay Marriage! Will no one think of the Gayers?

    of course I am not a homosexual myself, and never have been, but a happily married man, with a beard, like big beast ken.

  119. 119
    Perse O'Nally says:

    I watched this fool on TV spouting about how us having to pay more for electricity would result in cheaper electricity.

    What???????????

  120. 120
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Well done UKIP !!

    It shows the growing movement of people who are connecting with your straight to the point pro UK message.

    I have now joined !

  121. 121
    A Scot says:

    I agree with you except for your racist stereotyping of my country.

  122. 122
    Perse O'Nally says:

    And the rough end of a pineapple!

  123. 123
    Descartes says:

    Oui.

  124. 124
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Labour will finish third at the European elections again, behind UKIP and in second place, the Conservatives.
    Then it’s game on for 2015, with the Lib-Dim vote collapsing everywhere, UKIP may well be party number three in Westminster.

    The tide is turning and only a fool would deny it.

  125. 125
    Ed Ballsup says:

    House flipping requires a certain degree of analytical thinking but beyond that I’m just another useless Labour tosser.

  126. 126
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Well darn Croydon Norf, knew you’d play the white man!, when fings came push to sharve. Faith, see, knew they would see sense, see, vited in Labour again, see…

    Cameron and Clegg? Right misery guts they are this morning, ey, sending their parties to gawd knows where, that Clegg espeshially!

  127. 127
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Lib Dems are finished ! Well done Nigel.

    UKIP will fill the vacum left by the LibLabCon just like the SNP did.

    Bring it on.

  128. 128
    Perse O'Nally says:

    What’s racist about Porridge?

  129. 129
    Gay Fawkes says:

    Send pizzas! if no pizzas, underage rent boys.

  130. 130
    XXXxx says:

    In the Rotherham elections, the Cons got a 1/4 of the number of votes that UKIP got, Liebore has always been a foregone conclusion, there were a lot of postal votes (which even amazed the Respect party, I think the only ones who should have postal vote are those too ill or infirm to go to the polling station.

  131. 131
    Dame Boozy Lather says:

    Bugger.

  132. 132
    westminster Troughers Club says:

    Our Members are clearly not bonkers. They are merely looking after their own best interests.

  133. 133
    Who Wants Some! says:

    Don’t take offence I like porridge!

  134. 134
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    UKIP is for the little people

  135. 135
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    His imbecile logic goes along the lines of, ‘because electricity will be so expensive, none will be able to afford use it, so bills will come down through non-usage’.

    And they wonder why we despise them.

  136. 136
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Brilliant clip of Alf here, a decade or two after, after when, sadly, his loving Else had left him, in the corner shop, sorting out her outstanding grocery bills, you could say,

  137. 137
    ahaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    ..and Labour voters still voted for more of the same

  138. 138
    Poms are Poofters says:

    Gud on ya Sheila — keep telling ‘em

  139. 139
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    Always makes a good fist of it.

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    We have already paid a lot to invest and still waiting for the cheap energy. In the mean time countries that didn’t invest like UK have cheaper energy.

  141. 141
    Who Wants Some! says:

    The LDs are f_cked and they know it! The coalition has revealed them as two faced liars with an addiction to public money and office for no reason beyond their own gain. They have acted as a smoke screen to Cameron’s EU agenda and have no morals or ideas beyond what the EU comes up with, which are utter sh_t.

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    But where in the UK?

    The benefit limit will see large areas unavailable to them due to housing costs.

    The house building policy in open green space only will depress the Northern prices.

    Are you in the safe zone? The economic wall created to keep out the EU.

  143. 143
    Casual Observer says:

    All the plebs want is football, football, football. Ignorant stupid bastards. Typical Liebour supporters.

  144. 144
    XXXxx says:

    They are not tribal tory voters as in rural Oxfordshire, they are tribal Liebore voters

  145. 145
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    Bugger it, might as well post the vid when Alf fell into a swimming pool of a very rich West Ham player, in his wheelchair, and why not?

    Alf speaks 1970’s sense. ey? maybe ok…

  146. 146
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    There will be more than a million I am afraid, many more.

    All of whom will be entitled to a ‘free’ lifestyle they could only dream of back in their homelands.
    The tossers ‘running’ the show and their ZaNuLabour pals, are equally united in this great venture, into welfare induced poverty for middle Britain.

  147. 147
    lastofthesummervintage says:

    UKIP are on the March. It’s only a matter of time

  148. 148
    XXXxx says:

    My, you must have got a A++ in GCSE English Language

  149. 149
    Who Wants Some! says:

    You’re f_cked then! As the benefit reductions Osborne is talking about over 2015-18 are only the start. Even with Millibean in No.10 in 2015 they’ll have to cut benefits by at least £12billion over 2015 – 20 plus reductions in health and education to a similar amount. The old days of the public sector spending fest are over for good but no one wants to accept it yet. The next election will see all three parties offering you more taxation, more EU control, less earnings and social mobility and less state benefits. What a choice!

  150. 150
    An economic unit says:

    How much is a pint of milk this morning I wonder…

  151. 151
    Who Wants Some! says:

    F_ck off to your French socialist Utopia, you should spend some time in the L’Ile St-Denis they’ll show you real Liberté, égalité, fraternité!

  152. 152
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Where in the UK? England, of course, as if England isn’t alreday too crowded. I feel sorry for the people in the London area.

  153. 153
    Ernestine Tentions says:

    Agreed.

  154. 154
    Cnut says:

    I see no tide!

  155. 155
    Sigmund Freud says:

    A definition of insanity is the repetition of actions with the expectation of obtaining a different result.

  156. 156
    NADINE DORRES says:

    I can’t wait to go back to a world infested with slimy vile creatures disgusting insects and the worst creepy crawly creatures ever spawned by nature
    I’ll be back in parliament on Monday !

  157. 157
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Middle Britain? I think Middle England is the phrase you’re after. Scotland and Wales won’t see many of these loafers within their borders.

  158. 158
    Who Wants Some! says:

    Call UKIP what you want, it acts as the agency of epression that sees Cameron as the Heathite he is. It would have been better if some so called Euro Sceptics in the Tory Party actually had some balls (and brains) but they don’t. So the only option is to hurt the Cameron project where ever possible. UKIP can do that and in the process will help the Tory Party (painfully) learn the lesson that what we need is less PC/EU shite and more small goverment, free trade and low taxes, plus give us control of our country back.

  159. 159
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    UKIP are grown up children. am I on my own here. But Farahe speech in that EU a few years ago was top quality, though,

    My main critisism of the EU, it is a set up all for France to live in some sort of fantasy, not it touch with reality today, land. Jacques,

    non non NON!

  160. 160
    ahaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    £21million in aid, for December, is being withheld from Rwanda by the UK Government.

    What in the name of fuck am I paying a penny to that country for?
    I couldnt give a fuck if it existed and would prefer my granny had cheaper care home fees.

    Any chance Mr Cameron?

  161. 161
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    There’s no way the Scots will vote for independence. They’re on too good a deal within the Divided Kingdom. Now if they gave us English a say on Scotland’s referendum…

  162. 162
    This Island's Full -- No More fucking Immigrants Needed says:

    Approximately 250,000 more new flats and houses required to be shit all over the countryside.

  163. 163
    CHIEF DARKEY UMBONGO says:

    Dis am um big blow to me family init , i was oping to av my new lear jet 85 for Christmas you know

  164. 164
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I’m over 65 so my benefits are as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar.

  165. 165
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Looks like a jump to UKIP for me before the next election. Ah well, another day another Party. Boaz.

  166. 166
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Nobody in the nazi Liebore party has ever thought analytically. Their every decision has been motivated by sociopathic bitterness, intolerance and hatred. Bigots to the core. Always were, always will be.

  167. 167
    Inflation is Theft says:

    Don’t worry about the price in Weimar Pounds — just record how long you had to work to pay for it.

  168. 168
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Ha ha ha, you just asked a Scotchist not to take offence, that’s like asking the Earth not to turn. Cue more Scotlandistas taking offence at this post.

  169. 169
    Red Hot Roger says:

    The tried and tested method used to help Edward II was very successful.

  170. 170
    Viv Dean says:

    Problem is: UKIP rise, Tory vote falls, Labour get in . Doesn’t bear thinking about.
    Let’s have a ‘UKCon’ pact – or perhaps Cameron might LISTEN for once and become a ‘proper’ Tory.

  171. 171
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    You obviously think it’s your God given right to emigrate. Where to? I think you’ll find places like Sydney or Toronto now have as many different nationalies as Londistan. They probably all thought it was their God given right to go there

  172. 172
    Bluto says:

    This all began in 2006 when New Labour added the criteria of “public benefit” to charitable status which of course for lefties means doing what they tell you and banning what they disapprove of.

    Common Purpose a charity? It is a gauleiter training organisation with a one-worlder, communitarian agenda. Public benefit?

  173. 173
    Brian Norgate says:

    Chris Huhne at Eastleigh was over heard saying the next general election will be the Lib dems Munich aircrash moment

  174. 174
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Better religion to follow than i*slam.

  175. 175
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    When an MP has to resign for reasons like MacShame’s, or is even sent to jail, his/her party should be barred from fielding a candidate at the by-election. If the MP has to go inside, his/her party should be barred from fielding candidates from all elections in that constituency during said jail term. Mind, there’s shag all chance of such a rule being introduced, unfortunately.

  176. 176
    Granny says if money going doesn't equal money coming in, then your fucked says:

    Even if you’re a gold plated inflation proofed ex-public sector pensioner, you will still be in the shit in the LabLibCon Weimar Happyland

  177. 177
    An economic unit says:

    The only thing we want to hear from huhne is ‘Guilty yer onor’

  178. 178
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    I went to a Rotherham match once. The Rotherham supporters spent the match singing “we’re from Rother, we want bother,” interspersed with “you’re going home in a Yorkshire Ambulance”. I didn’t. I went home in the car, while they took the bus or walked with their knuckles dragging on the floor.

  179. 179
    Pretty Little Kate says:

    Gosh. That’s impressive. What does it mean Auntie?

  180. 180
    Libdums are Doomed says:

    Black Hole Alarm – Black Hole Alarm – ………………………….

  181. 181
    gordon shitte-brown says:

    the name’s brown, shitte-brown

  182. 182
    Three Solid Wins - the people have spoken says:

    What is a proper Tory? What is one of them?

    The only proper tory that I have experienced in my lifetime was SuperMac in the early sixties, but I was in my nappies then, literally. They have been hunts since then, all of them, including mainly one, iroically biologically does possess – the Thatch. She was a right corner shop gossipping Tory hunt she was, one, to this day, still grasping at life, even though she is with the birds in the sky. A Liverpuddle death pathway for someone needed, methinks. Shoot me if I get like her, heard her nurse says she scream Adolf profanities all through the day, saying “shoot Kinnock, NOW!”.

  183. 183
    Sir Merv (soon to be Lord Threadneedle) says:

    Why not? My new apprentice will be pedalling the printing press by 2015, just as I’ve shown him.

    P.S. Don’t forget the interests payments on the £6000 I’ve quantitatively eased fpr you personally already. Otherwise the really Narsty Party will come and help understand the error of your ways.

  184. 184
    The Land of the Politically Correct and Mendacious says:

    It’s never gonna happen…simply because neither Farage or Cameron will agree…..UKIP has no immediate possibility of achieving a breakthrough at Westminster or even getting a Westminster MP. What they are focused on is firstly the 2014 European Election where they may be the party with the largest share of the vote(certainly they will put pay to LibDems representation….not before time as that party has done more to sell the country down the river in the European Parliament than any of the other mainstream UK parties) and therefore get the largest number of MEPs and secondly to de-stabilise the Conservatives and put pressure on Cameron to keep tacking towards his eurosceptic wing and to conceded that referendum next year NOT in 2015 after an election that he won’t win.

    Cameron cannot afford to defy the LibDems though as if Clegg falls and Cable becomes acting leader he can rather than cause an election join Labour in Coalition for remaining 2 years of this Parliament and undo some of the Tory legislation(a thing Tory Backbenchers forget although they voted legislation to enable this to happen in the Fixed Term parliaments Act 2010)

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is not, and never will be, a Tory. It’s delusional to think that one day he’ll come round. He won’t.

    He’s cut from the same soft-left, pro-Europe, pro-big state cloth as Blair. Except it took about 9 years for the electorate to work that out. Cameron ‘s already been rumbled.

  186. 186
    Go Nads Go says:

    Shove another one up Dave for us asap.

  187. 187
    Earl of Croydon says:

    The best time to talk/negotiate any pact will be after the Euro elections when UKIP will have won massive national support.Their muscles will be bulging.
    Even Lib Dave will have to conceed that UKIP have many of the answers to the UKs woes. He will be under so much pressure from within to make up the lost ground that I suspect a pact with Nig will be his only slim hope of re-election.

  188. 188
    Sarkozy says:

    Non. Ce n’est pas correct. Poutain.

  189. 189
    BBC Press Release says:

    We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

  190. 190
    Fishy says:

    Anonymouse. Cameron said he could only give a referrendum if Lisbon remained unratified. It was ratified by Brown, the announcement being made on 17th July 2008, nearly two years before Cameron became PM.

    In missing this important caveat, you have effectively lied. Your attempt to deliberately mislead the fine readers of this blog are in breach of LJL’s new statutory media legislation.

    I will now report you to the Head of the new Media and Press Regulation and Control Authority, one Baroness Harman of Wapping

  191. 191
    Fishy says:

    But you had an in out referendum…and the people voted you out

  192. 192
    Who Wants Some! says:

    I think the HP MoneyJet will have run out of ink by 2015 Merv and you cans be sure that anyone with a brain knows you to be the utter c_nt you are.

  193. 193
    Judge Pickled says:

    Yes, young Stephen has some strange tastes, but boy what a boy.

  194. 194
    Halibut Hall says:

    Let us pray ;-)

  195. 195
    Halibut Hall says:

    Let us pray ;-)

  196. 196
    Arianna H's edible hamster says:

    Should we quote you on that ?

  197. 197
    Halibut Hall says:

    Nothing wrong with a white Christmas!

  198. 198
    Halibut Hall says:

    “Who want’s some !” MORE MORE MORE

  199. 199
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    No surprise with these results,the underclass,the benefit class and the uneducated voted as they always will thinking that Labour will be their salvation if they win the next election,how disappointed they will be.Rotherham,Middlesboeough nd Croyden North the decline of Britain encapsulated in these three seats.

  200. 200
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    A spot on analysis!

  201. 201
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Sadly no

  202. 202
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    They got what they deserved the chav class unredeeable

  203. 203
    Brian Norgate says:

    Chris Huhne was over heard at Eastleigh after remembrance day that at the next General Election it would be a Munich air crash moment for the Lib dems

    what a shame – roll on the next election

    Goodbye to Clegg and Cable

  204. 204
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Croydon’s gone the same way as Sunderland. One can’t shop at Kennards, Grants or Allders anymore.

  205. 205
    Mother Nature says:

    Perfectly sensible tactic. Breed like rabbits as well. Evolution at it’s best.

  206. 206
    Southern Scouser says:

    Er, the BBC says Labour in triple by-election win.

    Hidden off the front page, of course

  207. 207
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Spot on about Supermac. I used to think “You,ve never had it so good” during the first 10 years of New Labour.

  208. 208
    Pontiff Benny says:

    You can ficate if you want to.
    I’m alright as long as the Faithful keep paying their subs.
    Heil Mary!

  209. 209
    Sir Merv (soon to be Lord Threadneedle) says:

    No problem. Just key in the amount to be forged and press Enter nowadays. Very efficient.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Middlesbrough? Did someone mention Middlesbrough? God in Heaven, I used to live near there. Middlesbrough makes Darlington look like Beverly Hills. It is truly, truly the most godawful dump.

  211. 211
    PC Dave says:

    Alas no, unless your Granny is a Mooslim immigrant whose never paid that national Insurance thingy

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    Tell your boys to do another cash collection round waving their Kalashnikovs, machetes or whatever comes to hand.

  213. 213
    Alan Milburn, family reasons. says:

    talking of free speech

  214. 214
    Alan Milburn, family reasons. says:

    defecting Tory MP’s might disagree

  215. 215
    God Almighty is responsible for creating socialists says:

    Middleborough was one of the early designs for anuses that I tried out.

  216. 216
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Some will be disappointed that the places they live continue to be shitholes, but others know that a Labour Government has always given them money, houses and holidays and turned a blind eye to the occasional cash job. They will not vote for anyone who threatens to end all that, even if the threat is never carried out. They ignore events like the re-opening of Redcar Steelworks under a Conservative Government (it was closed under Labour), and the quality of MPs like “Sir” Stuart and Vera Dogshit because the only government thing that matters to them is their benefits. I can’t condemn them too much for that, they are just making the best of the hand they have been dealt.

  217. 217
    HenryV says:

    Hello Labour Voters of Rotherham! You dumb fuckers.

  218. 218
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    A sad but uncomfortable truth this country is finished if I believed in God I would thank him every day for having been born in the early fifties.

  219. 219
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    You r right I live there and you would not be surprised how many bollock brain there are!

  220. 220
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    I would suggest that if you havnt paid income tax in the last 5 years you should be denied the vote why should taxpayers work their cocks off to keep the underclass who have no interest in their own wellbeing or this country.

  221. 221
    Sais Abertawe says:

    Bollocks:

    So why do most of the Southern Welsh look Spanish then?

    Fooking Armadarians coming over here and taking all our sheep. Bastards.

  222. 222
    HenryV says:

    Good idea. But not many of the underclass vote. Labour relies on the middle class who are rich enough to avoid the lunacy of Labour’s policies.

  223. 223
    Lee Jasper says:

    I came last because everybody in the plural multicultural mixed constituency of Croydon north is a waycyst waycyst waycyst waycyst

  224. 224
    Mr Mason Mason the Mason says:

    Get your tanks out of my lodge, love.

  225. 225
    Chimping Keith says:

    He’s not very liberal for a liberal, but he can still fuck off.

  226. 226
    Expat - one of millions who got away in time says:

    Yup, but the difference is they don’t all get freebie benefits chucked at them. They have to work for a living or bugger off back home – and you need to get out more.

  227. 227
  228. 228

    Rotherham!!?? Are you bloody joking? They would vote for the fuc.king Chuckle Brothers in their home town if they promised the voters cleaner windows to lick, signing on by ‘phone once a year, a £10 Ladbrokes voucher a week and free whippet grooming.

    It’s been staunch Liebore for 40 years – you can’t reason with imbeciles, hence the votes for UKRAP – they thought it was for U2, and they’d all get free tickets!

  229. 229

    Except it is exactly the middle class who are suffering – if you have savings, the interest rates earned on them does not even cover inflation, and you then pay tax on THAT!

    LieBores intention was to destroy the concept of the old “working class” being able to aspire through grafting, to be an expanded middle class, with their own houses, savings, dignity and pride. They have set back the true cause of emancipation by decades, and made public sector slaves out of entire generations. This was the plan. It has worked.

    Still, Rotherham love them. (see other rant on #228 about THEM!)

  230. 230
    Mark Reckless says:

    Before partaking of any Government sponsored service you should have to produce you Income tax payment receipt for the last financial year .

    That should sought out the boys from the girls, bonnie lad.

  231. 231

    Erm….. you do recognise that UKRAP STILL do not have an MP voted into Parliament? The Tories haven’t lost a seat there in Rotherham? Nor indeed have the Limp Dumbs? It was already a Liebore seat.

    You got lots of votes – well done you.

    Sadly, as Gordmong found out, there’s no prize for second place.

  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    Speeding to oblivion

  233. 233
    Granny says:

    Well said Son.

  234. 234
    HenryV says:

    Yes I take your point. I think the problem is defining middle class. And then we also have widely varying standards of behaviour. Not all are prudent savers. And for some hardship is directly related to the age of the wife’s car, the number and location of holidays etc. The prudent bank manager or school teacher of pre-WW2 days isn’t typical of today’s middle class. Also I wonder now where the line is between upper class and middle class.

  235. 235
    Chimping Keith says:

    Camoron is heir to Blair, and as such Mandys got photos of him, and Gordons gin.

  236. 236
    Gunga Din says:

    Thicko! it was Henry IV

  237. 237
    HenryV says:

    Yes!!!

    Bring in compulsory voting. Make ‘em work for our votes.

  238. 238
    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    Onwards to the revolution comrades

  239. 239
    The Twat next door says:

    We don’t do thinking, why do you think we’ve both got cats

  240. 240
    Proud to be a UKIP member says:

    Part 1, you dried neat’s tongue

  241. 241
    Expat Geordie says:

    Then move. That’s what I did.

    The weather is nicer and the people are just as friendly. Forget all that “northerners are nicer” bollocks – I remember some right miserable twats with huge chips on their shoulders who all voted Labour. Move to Dorset like me, where the only downside is the wages being the same as the north east but the houses being double the price.

    And apart from Bournemouth and parts of Poole it is pretty white down here as well, except in the summer when we all go red.

  242. 242
    Expat Geordie says:

    And Shittleton.

  243. 243
    Expat Geordie says:

    Nice idea though.

  244. 244
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    It is Scottish?

  245. 245
    Calm and Reasonable says:

    UKIP would not accept you as a member Randycock. It’s filth like you that are the cancer at the heart of British politics.

  246. 246
    MarkAustin says:

    There are two conclusions that appear to be supported by the recent bye-elections. The first is that the Lib Dems are finished, and the second is that UKIP forms an existential threat to the Conservatives.

    i am not sure about either.

    On the Lib Dems, yes in 2015, there vote will drop dramatically. But the number of seats? I reckon they will hold a majority. They will run the campaign as a series of unconnected bye-elections, stressing how good a local MP they have, what they have done etc. etc. Further, in the seats where Labour is a no hoper, you can be assured that every recognised Labour supporter will be (and probably is now) getting a Labour vote is a vote for the Conservatives leaflets. There’s evidence for the Lib Dems holding in their strongholds (seats they hold or threaten to win): in the recent Council elections the Lib Dems lost massively, but won seats in these areas; in the Police Commissioner elections, it was possible in some areas to distinguish constituency votes, and the Lid Dem votes held up in strongholds.

    On UKIP, some analysing of their vote has been done. Their core vote is drawn from all parties, but they get a Conservative protest vote at elections perceived to be unimportant: this returns at General elections. Indeed, they could be more of a threat to Labour: if Conservative voters in seats in the North, where the Conservatives are mostly irrelevant, join with disaffected voters from the other parties, plus the usual “none of the above” voters, some Labour seats could be at threat.

  247. 247
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Thank you Dvid Butler

  248. 248
    Tiger Tiger says:

    Good thinking.


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