November 28th, 2012

HuffPo’s Carla Boobs

Back in September the Huffington Post’s UK editor Carla Buzasi took to her website’s comment pages to issue a rallying call against writing about women’s bodies:

“The fascination with bodies, celebrity or otherwise, isn’t exactly something new, of course, and shows no sign of abating. But here’s a thought: why don’t we just stop?”

That must be why today her website has launched a new theme called “Breast is Best” based on the concept of ‘Photoboobing‘. Or in other-words – funny pictures of titties:

Apparently the cutting edge of online journalism, that claims to adhere to the PCC code and campaigns rigorously for right-on “wimmins issues” is hoping to bring it’s readers the “best boob discovery moments ever documented.” Remember that the next time their writers are bleating about Page 3.


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Huff post made themselves look like a right tit!

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Must you always intentionally misrepresent stories?

  3. 3
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Carla has a nice rack herself

  4. 4
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I think you’ll find that the tit round here is you.

  5. 5
    Ignorant lefty fucktard says:

    Yesbutnobut you can’t see nipples so it is OK.

    Huffpo is empowering those women.

  6. 6
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Breasts are good. Carney’s £624,000 salary is obscene.

  7. 7
    JH552 says:

    Only the left is allowed to do that, right?

  8. 8
    Hank the Cat says:

    Maybe the Political Director Mehdi hasam of the HuffPo could sort this problem out, just heard mrs Jack Dromey on lbc talking utter cr@p

  9. 9
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Has McAlpine sued Sally yet?

  10. 10
    anon. says:

    More cutting edge online journalism here [NSFW] :

    Madonna Nipple: Singer Flashes In Istanbul During MDNA Tour

  11. 11
    Raving Loon says:

    No rewards for failure. He should only be paid in line with GDP growth. If GDP shrinks he should be fined. I think a rate of £50,000 per % either way seems fair.

  12. 12
    anon. says:

    Even more cutting edge online journalism here [NSFW] :

    Go Topless Day: Protestors Bare Their Breasts In New York City (NSFW PICTURES)

  13. 13
    Osborne has achieved what no one else achieved, its a record. says:

    Economic recovery? Don’t hold your breath: OECD and Bank chief raise fears of triple-dip recession

    The Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development downgraded their forecast of next year’s growth

    Sir Mervyn King said the economy was at a ‘tipping point’

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  14. 14
    JH552 says:

    Pulitzer. Right fucking there.

  15. 15
    MrBenn says:

    The left always make a boob of it.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Look. Haven’t you got a kebab to eat?

  17. 17
    I will get my tits out for a million dollars. Follow the money. says:

    The huff po comes across as a very mixed up media outlet in deed. Suffice to remember that page 3 will remain because it is part of a multi billion dollar industry which is sanitised to keep the punters in the dark about the true nature of female exploitation. The whole murky industry is upheld under the guise of upholding freedom and choices campaigns. It is laughable how many punters buy into this so called democratic argument without even considering the true nature of the murky world of this industry which is a far cry from choices and freedoms for many of the women involved. We will never learn about such abuses because we are constantly fed a sanitised and democratic agenda to be protected at all costs.

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Apparently Osborne interviewed him.
    Osborne as in the man who folded towels before becoming an MP.

  19. 19
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    “Labour MP Ben Bradshaw has complained to the Commons authorities that “urine seems to be pouring” into his office.”

    And they’re off!

  20. 20
    Blind in both eyes says:

    Something about Huffpo you say – I hadn’t noticed

  21. 21
    36DD Imperial Traditionalist says:

    “You don’t get many of those to the kilo” — just doesn’t have the same feel to it.

  22. 22
    Sally Bercowitz says:

    Alas — To long and complicated a Twit for me to comprehend.

  23. 23
    Liberal Zombie says:

    I strongly condemn most of the above as being discriminatory of a woman’s right to choose how she can sell her body.

  24. 24
    Prozac® says:

    Feels more like a depression than a recession.

  25. 25
    Venus de Mile End says:

    what’s the problem with displaying ripe pears?

  26. 26
    Gooey Blob says:

    4.20 for a cheap bottle of wine… ridiculous. Better to brew your own, it only costs 20p to make a decent bottle of the stuff, and it only takes a few minutes to do.

  27. 27
    Hang The Bastards says:

    She has just realised no-one reads their shite because there are not enough tits !

  28. 28
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Might I say thank you so much to comrade Guido Fawkes for his congratulations to Sarah Champion in advance of her election as Labour MP for Rotherham.

    I shall pass this on to Sarah.

  29. 29
    Thanks for the Mammaries says:

    Guido comes up with the goods yet again.

  30. 30
    TaT watch says:

    Ho ho! I’ve never heard that one before! All you need to do is add a hilarious “Toot toot!” and it’ll be perfect

  31. 31
    Plato says:

    Yeah, I’ve had that shit down my mates. I’ll stick to the 4.20, thanks.

  32. 32
    Pox Doctor says:

    If it’s yellow it must be from a Libdum

  33. 33
    A Slip of the Finger says:

    Office or orifice?

  34. 34
    i don't like you either says:

    I’m going to run a book on who the next dead paedo MP will be, I was going to have Edwina Currie as favourite but regrettably she isn’t officially dead yet

  35. 35
    yumyum says:

    First time I’ve read HuffPo..most enjoyable. Some nice knockers to admire there.

  36. 36
    Ladies of the Night Inc. says:

    Invest in our business. It well known as the oldest profession, and will be going strong even after our many politician clients have finish trashing the economy and bartering is resumed.

  37. 37
    genghiz the kahn says:

    I see that tit Obama is allowing another US agency to fuck up BP.

  38. 38

    The 2013 International Wimmin’s issue ‘nude’ calender is out lads!

    Ms January – Yvette Cooper
    Ms February – Hazel Blears
    Ms March – Polly Toynbee
    Ms April – Sarah Brown
    Ms May – Theresa May
    Ms June – Cressida Dick
    Ms July – Joyce Thacker
    Ms August – Harriett Harman
    Ms September – Jack Dromey
    Ms October – Carol Ann Duffy
    Ms November – Helen Boaden
    Ms December – Angela Eagle

    to get yours rushed to you just send
    a cheque for £50 made out to cash to :Secret Shame perverse fetish ltd.
    WillamQ + Kwang-Goh Enterprises.
    International investment fund

    Care of;

    Room 1009
    House of commons
    london W1.


  39. 39
    I like cleavage says:

  40. 40
    Experienced Nerd says:

    More like “Honk Honk” from that size of instrument.

  41. 41

    He’s taking the piss

  42. 42
    Max Mosely says:

    Did someone say thrashed?

  43. 43
    not a machine reloaded says:

    mmm only a caption competion and Richard and Mark and you can accuse Huff po of plagarism .

    Whilst Fraser Nelson has said a few remarkable things today , the paralell story that caught my eye in telegraph was from Andrew Gilligan who had resigned in protest from the NUJ , now the NUJ used to be must have , aspect of being a journalist , for helping with those more tricky moments in reporting and a bit of a club . Why , well it seems as though the NUJ has come out in favour of Levenson type regulation , not only that but no request from NUJ members was sought (which is all the more odd when you think about it) on what stance the NUJ should take , no debate , no meeting for journalists on a matter directly to with their profession ….. The front page was not held …

    In case you just thought Rotherham was untroubled for Labour and Tom Watson wasnt in a flap , Ive read one report , where the council finance chief has been suspended and another that the NHS chief has resigned , whilst finance troubles for Rotherham NHS are materialising .

    MPs have been treated to Amazon telling them they have found some £7bn of secret sales … being as they are internet based , “they were in a shoe box and fell down the back of the filing cabinet ,where we found them while hoovering the office ” hardly bears thinking about ..

    mmmm Greece gets 40bn eu written off (someones money I suppose) so it can get 44bn eu in bailout loans , the rest of deal sounded like longer to pay at a lower rate . portugal however passed as sort of stable and Spain has entered its banking merger phase of credit meeting debt in some sort of matter /anti mattter mixing chamber , not heard about Cyprus .

  44. 44
    Worried my Mum might see it says:

    Does it come in a Broon envelope?

  45. 45
    Fruit and Veg Seller says:


  46. 46
    BBC News is the best says:

  47. 47
    Les Boss says:

    Nice pair of Aryans

  48. 48
    Gordon the medicated says:

    Or just take a couple of bricks to the party.

  49. 49
    Arianna H's edible hamster says:

    HP is a serious news organization with diverse editorial divisions.

  50. 50
    Mitt Romney says:

    Hello Sailor !

  51. 51
    Universal Hiss says:

    Not quite the same lusting for the lads to get their bollocks out for the girls.

    Why do turkey gizzards spring to mind?

    Must be the run up to Christmas.


  52. 52
    Ghost of Isambard. says:

    All based on my design for supension bridges. Lovely catenaries.

  53. 53
    Oh I say, hey oik! says:

    Just think of it as a second tax on booze, it’s for your own good, the experts know better.

  54. 54
    Jimmy says:

    Jingle jangle, jingle jangle

  55. 55
    Judge Pickled says:

    Later my boy, later.

  56. 56
    Interested Public says:

    Is this the covered-up or fully exposed grooming edition ?

  57. 57
    Oh I say, hey oik! says:

    Does it come with a printed paper bag to stick in front of their faces, otherwise will you supply an aircraft type sick bag for the sick nutters buying this calender or will it cost another £50 to not be supplied with one of your calenders, just askin.

  58. 58
    What a classic says:

  59. 59
    The savant8.5 says:

    Buzasi. I believe is a southern italian surname so she possibly has connections with the. N. dragheta neapolitan. “Family”

    Which ostensibly. Would sit at variance with their maidenfolk. Showing the turn of an ankle under multiple black pinafores. Let alone an ample portion of. Mammary.

    Give it up love th sun. Have been. Doing it for forty years. .

    I ts called. Page three. !!!

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    Wouldn't mind a Photoboobing special on Carla herself says:

  61. 61
    Oh I say, hey oik! says:

    You mean they have a Liebour candidate , just thought they would place a red rosette on a billboard and drive around with that.

  62. 62
    Engineer says:


  63. 63
    She Decided To Make A Clean Breast Of It says:

    As Dolly Parton once opined, on the subject of politics and why she’d never try to get elected to anything:

    “There’s plenty of big boobs in office already.”

  64. 64
    Tachybaptus says:

    Probably the result of a concerted effort on the floor of the room above. When Tommy Steele starred in the 1983 stage version of Singin’ in the Rain, he made himself so unpopular with the cast and crew that before every performance they would all go up to the big water tank over the stage that provided the rain for the famous scene, and ceremonially piss into it. (I see that he is now back in a stage musical, _Scrooge_. I wonder what they have in store for him this time. )

  65. 65
    Tachybaptus says:

    Have you just been serving a short sentence?

  66. 66
    Eggwina says:

    Not true. I like mature men in grey underpants. I’d quite fancy a Moron in funny knickers for a change though.

  67. 67
    ironclaws says:

    Rotherham can be described as: omnifubar.

    Suspect NUJ is part of the Common Purpose collective, which Gilligan is not.

  68. 68
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Give me abottle of Chateuneuf De Pape anyday

  69. 69
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Was the pic taken at a hot Ladies Day at Aintree? Look forward to next year now that Harvey Nicks have opened a Beauty Bazaar in central Liverpool.

  70. 70
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Get yer tots oot for the lads :)

  71. 71
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    She never gets them out in Salford!

  72. 72
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    He will be a right tit if he doesn’t !!

  73. 73
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    That is f8cking disgusting !!

  74. 74
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Ill bet Dromey Alpha has got the biggest pair!

  75. 75
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    I really can stand the Bliarite that is Ben Bradshaw. I would like to take a dump on his pathetic little head.

  76. 76
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Has Dromey got moobs?? Does he sit to have a pee?? Questions, questions :)

  77. 77
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    All canny lasses :)

  78. 78
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Shurely Mark Oaten would prefer that

  79. 79
    fitzfitz says:

    The Greek Pudding strikes again …

  80. 80
    Eve Pollard's Big Tits says:

    Big like mine or fried eggs like Peggy Michell

  81. 81
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Ladies Day at Aintree now theres something I thought I would never hear!

  82. 82
    Prince Vultan says:

    Gordon’s – allive ?

  83. 83
    fitzfitz says:

    … Cath Ashton was to have been the June Babe ??

  84. 84
    wine and paintstripper guild says:

    what a connoisseur

  85. 85
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:


  86. 86
    Mirror hacks are scum says:

    I’m sick of the bleating of journalists about Leveson. It was the Guardian that started this whole mess off backed by the BBC. Anyone who has seen the whinging coming from Mirror Hack Susie Boniface (AKA Fleetstreetfox) about Leveson and ‘Dishface’ (her name for Cameron ho ho ho very funny) is enough to make you sick (she’s the one who went through Cameron’s bins to dig out the nappies from his now dead son because she wanted to prove that he wasn’t using environmentally friendly nappies) yet she forgets Cameron is the only leader sticking up for the press, her beloved Ed Miliband (someone she gushes over) wants to fuck her trade up yet if you read her blog there isn’t one bad word about him.

    I’m going to piss myself laughing if Cameron is forced to regulate the press, the blame won’t be with him, but the Guardian, BBC and the Labour party.

  87. 87
    Peggy Mitchell's Tits bouncing up & down on the Bar says:

    Get outa my pub yoooooo bitchhhhhh

  88. 88
    CarryHole is a Total Hunt says:

    Good job someone did a PHD in the history of the labour party before running the economy into the ground ending boom and bust with neo classical en-dodgyness growth…

  89. 89
    CarryHole is a Total Hunt says:

    Sing along!

  90. 90
    Claudia Winklepickerman says:

    Mum please behave and stop showing me up.

  91. 91
    CarryHole is a Total Hunt says:

    Every Labour vote gets one kid snatched!

  92. 92
    CarryHole is a Total Hunt says:

    Maybe a wymen of Labour advent calendar where you remove the paper bag for each day?

  93. 93
    Carla's Tits says:

    You big tit Operation Crossbow

  94. 94
    have the 38 DDs washed scrubbed and sent to my rooms immediately says:

    quality and quantity are invaluable

  95. 95
    Brucie says:

    Aaaaaaah, breasts. I remember them well.

  96. 96
    Candy Samples 48 EE says:

    What is it with you bloggers???

    Do you have tits for brains.??????

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  98. 98
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    It well known as the
    oldest profession, and
    will be going strong……….

    These feminist politicians who condemn prostitution are endangering many women. Prostitution is a fact of life and these woman need our protection not our condemnation. Time for the harpie harman’s to disappear and to be replaced with real women who live in the real world. How many prostitutes have to die before that happens?

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    Obsessed by Big ones says:


  100. 100
    Tony Blair says:

    I’ve got moobs!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I agree. What I find so tedious about the press is their insistance on what if.Mystic Meg reporting & about as accurate. Today the dtp & tv have been full of what ifs in anticipation of the Leveson report.

    How about reporting news as it happened not news that is yet to happen?

    FFS they only have to wait for 24 hours,read,digest,report. Then is the time to come up with analysis of what happened.

  102. 102
    Miss Whiplash says:

    Max report me you bad bad boy. I will give you bottom marks again.

  103. 103
    Confused says:

    I buggerd the wrong one I think.

  104. 104
    Deaf in One Ear says:

    Say again

  105. 105
    Mornington Crescent says:

    First and last for me. If I want tits, I’ll go to Microdave’s Friday Funnies over at Max Farquar.

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    not a machine reloaded (Freddie Flintoff mix) says:

    Happens to the best of us lad , happens to the best of us :)

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Replace all MPs with prostitutes. They know the meaning of public service.

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    ironclaws says:

    Very good point. Making prostitution socially acceptable, removing stigma, and state regulating with a focus on protection and health of the workers would be a much more progressive way to approach one of the currently more inconvenient realities of life, rather than false deal the likes of Harman promote. It would be even better if women were not forced down this path though as a result of gross mismanagement of the economy though.

  109. 109
    Hand-Shandy says:

    Just managed to empty me sack over this bitch.

    Thanks for posting.

    Ow shit keys are starting to stick in keyboard.

  110. 110
    Prince Philip says:

    I call them norks

  111. 111
    The savant8.5 says:

    Metelot. Says.

    Ahoy. Tax. Scofflaw.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    National union of jaundices ?

    Corby and Manchester were a bet of stroll , these should produce something of either venom , fraud , disgust or apathy .

    just hope theres no funny business , still never heard what happened at Glenrothes and that table of votes on one side and missing registar

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    anon. says:

    Be afraid. Look at poster No 2.

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    What about?
    The Chilcot Inquiry
    Margaret Hodge is she a tax evasion hypocrite?
    Milibands – are they millionaire hypocrites?
    Sally Bercow – Has she been sued by McAlpine yet?

  115. 115
    Throbbing Williams says:

    I like proper big tits. Huge tits, like Gordon Brown.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    PMQs was topical and a bit lumpy for Ed , Dave batted a fairly clean card .

    HS2 appeared , which useually causes me boiling blood , and we are told past the pleas for better expensed reason . Dont know why they didnt think to double line (and smooth out for faster travel) on chiltern line , be a bit tricky increasing oxford station size , but could have just circumvented Oxford of have a purely london , Birmingham station on the outskirts . Still sure it will help railtrack with keeping debts down so season tickets dont make everyday communting into luxury travel :)

  117. 117
    Chesty Morgan says:

    Would you like me to give you multiple slaps with mine.

  118. 118
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Thought Chilcott was done and reported ?

  119. 119
    2012 Who Still Uses Yahoo? Maybe 10 people worldwide? says:

    How long is almost broke Yahoo going to keep funding this financial black-hole.

    Shouldn’t they find better things to do before they finally close up shop once and for all, look at the Guardian online to see first hand proof that these papers are loss makers.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Blairs return as Eu president to taughnt Dave , requires and era where growth appears in all states and no funny accounts presentation , which to me looks further away than Tonys moment of enjoying his NHS care pathway. It could all go wrong of course and then he would be in exactly the position we would like to see labour become a busted flush in this country .
    dont forget Tony still has never fessed up to wonk economic shambles

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    Tachybaptus says:

    They wouldn’t have needed to do much work on the Chiltern line from Marylebone as far as Birmingham. The Great Central Railway, as it was then, was the last of the main lines out of London, and the best engineered, with far gentler gradients and curves than the line from Euston that is now the West Coast Main Line.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    i was considering getting a new lap top , everything seems to come as package now , i mean what if you dont like windows 8 ?? Was quite looking forward to new blackberry , sales rep did everything going to make me go for HTC .The nerd era seems prtty much over , you cant have any more incompatable programs or home made systems .

    My mostuseful software device award would be adobe
    My most awful software device was an an early local intra web network that turned out to tell me nothing about local events and just sent me adverts and caused regualr crashes as its own software seemed to be based around a ZX spectrum

    Cant even go into a shop and buy a computer empty , such tales will perhaps amaze children when its grandpa era . whats a cassette tape recorder 125bytes a second , wow you were poor :)

  123. 123
    English for Beginners says:

    “right-on “wimmins issues” is hoping to bring it’s readers”

    “right-on “wimmin’s issues” is hoping to bring its readers”

  124. 124
    have the 38 DDs washed scrubbed and sent to my rooms immediately says:

    if you’re the chesty morgan of old…no thanks they’ll be too far south for me..
    I want mothering not smothering

  125. 125
    Fact Hunt says:

    Oh dear, Mehdi will not be happy about this.

    We thought he was the only Tit at the HP.

  126. 126

    I knew they were up to something !
    Get a room FFS

  127. 127
    Mr Helpful says:

    You can get new ‘empty’ computers on eBay’s “Daily Deal” thing. (It’s on the home page, although the fucktards hide it occasionally.)

    (I also didn’t like the look of Windows 8, so I quickly bought a Windows 7 machine while they’re still available.)

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Exactly , still could have keep network running , much less cost and just adds a bit extra to current pathway rather than , bigger footprint of new line . I doubt people would complain at not having cost of half an hour improvement .
    One railway person has worked out that it wont be quicker if you want central birmingham (new street) as you will have to cross town by foot or connection, to get your shopping or connection .

    Marlybone would probebely need expanding , and still need a link to HS1 and eurotrains .

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    The voice of reason says:


  130. 130
    not a machine reloaded says:

    mmm good idea

  131. 131
    Norma Stitz says:

    My figure is my fortune.

  132. 132
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    When’s the Fawcett St branch opening?

  133. 133
    ironclaws says:

    Electoral commission for report is available on line – Google is your friend.

  134. 134
    ironclaws says:

    (Posted link is in moderation queue…)

  135. 135
    He was dating Liz Hurley but paid for a blowjob from a street hooker called Divine Brown says:

    Huge Grunt on Channel 4 right now in a self-indulgent and self aggrandising ego trip, painting himself as a crusader against tabloids.

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    I'm available for the position of Equalities Minister says:

    “Time for the harpie harman’s to disappear and to be replaced with real women who live in the real world.”

    Real women in bikini bottoms and wet t-shirts..

    And come-hither looks.

    And maybe handcuffs.

  137. 137
    Brian Leveson says:

    Mwahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  138. 138
    Mr Helpful says:

    Helpful by name, helpful by nature! :-)

    Win7 seems OK, as opposed to Win8 which sounds like a catastrophe.

    Also the ReadyBoost thing makes a difference (unlike the earlier effort on Vista), so you can improve performance quite a bit just by sticking an old USB stick into a port.

    Boots quick, too, and the machines are being knocked out cheap at the moment.

  139. 139
    Victoria Sponge says:

    “Its” not “it’s” if on one else has mentioned it

  140. 140
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Names and numbers of the two girls please and do either of them have younger sisters? Boaz.

  141. 141
    Anything More Than A Handful Goes To Waist Eventually says:

    You like big’uns? Then you’d really have liked Diana Dors (nee Fluck, changed for obvious reasons). Remember that blonde bombshell from the 50’s/60’s who had her head knocked off in an automobile wreck? Well, Diana was the OTHER one, the one who died a natural death about 20 years later (and sadly, ended up looking like she could have played Pat Butcher in her later years).

  142. 142
    Mark Carney says:

    Iran to execute four people convicted over major bank fraud, Why don’t Barclays set up in Iran

  143. 143
    Iranian Canadian Immigrant says:

    Why can’t I get a checking account and integrate ?

  144. 144
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Ben Bradshaw has complained about deteriorating plumbing in house of commons “theres urine comming through the ceiling” unconfirmed reports say a teacher has been detained , saying that he was sorry he had let the nation down , but didnt have enough time to get that really big jobbie out ,as mission accomplished …. :)

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Don’t think Dave gets it. Minimum alcohol pricing is a deal-breaker.

    I don’t care how many letters and emails they send asking for money, until this proposal is rejected the Tories won’t be getting any of my money – or my vote.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Dell have restarted selling laptops with the Ubuntu flavour of Linux pre-installed. I haven’t really investigated, but the last time they offered this option it was $50 less than a machine with Windows.

    I sell software on a small scale, sadly only for Windows. So far three customers have installed Windows 8. Their comments: ‘Horrible’, ‘A pain in the arse’, ‘Unfit for serious use.’ I went to a computer shop and tried it, and agree with them.

    Have just bought a USB stick for my Windows 7 laptop and and going to put Ubuntu on the stick, which is a quick and dirty way of making it a boot option without messing up the main machine. Will experiment and see how I like it.

  147. 147
    T. P. Fuller says:

    Is meths included in the legislation?

    If so I’m voting UKIP.

  148. 148
    Little Ed says:

    Would it help if I wore my big brother’th long johnth?

  149. 149
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    So now we pay to bail out Spanish bankers to the tune of 37 billion.

    WTF is this all Euro bollocks about. Shurley if we spent the 37 billion on home made things it would be a better deal, and let the banks, Spanish or otherwise gofuck themselves.

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    Anus Mc'Brown says:


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    Euthanasia as a possible long term solution to pension liabilities says:

    Think global, act local.

  152. 152
    A Nice Pair of Knockers says:

    Pair or Pears or Pear’s.

    Come on tits work it out.

  153. 153
    ironclaws says:

    Communitarianism, and the creation of a pan-european neo-feudal fiefdom ?

  154. 154
    Sir William W says:

    Don’t worry, Ben! The thick layers of bullshit will soak it up.

  155. 155
    Tachybaptus says:

    Fuck, I wrote ‘drіve’ without using the runes. So childish, this moderation. Again:

    Birmingham New Street is now almost a no-go area by car and even taxi. It was always hard to drіve to, now it’s nearly impossible. Birmingham council have always excelled in giving motorists the run-around, but this time they have excelled themselves.

    If you ask a competent local taxi drіver to take you to New Street, he will offer you the option of setting you down on the edge of the labyrinth to complete the journey on foot.

    Moor Street and Snow Hill, the Chiltern Line stations, are both a very short way from New Street on foot, but not of course if you are disabled or old or carrying heavy luggage.

  156. 156
    Harold Steptoe says:

    You Dirty Old Man You

  157. 157
    Tachybaptus says:

    I thought it was meant to be satirical at first. ‘Integrity in Action’. Fuck me.

    Please, everyone who can be bothered, go to the site and vote in the poll on whether you want this uberсunt to be EU President. At present it’s only two to one against.

  158. 158
    Handyman says:

    More than a handful’s a waste.

  159. 159
    Drake says:

    Fuck the Spanish!

  160. 160
    Bay Watching for Tits says:

    Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits Look Tits

  161. 161
    Merv and his Monopoly Money says:

    If there was any justice here, – me, Gordo, Tony and all the rest would be strung up too!

  162. 162
    Great Gran from outside Sheffield says:

    Ach. Had enough of this us wimmin business – look at my balls ladies! They are hanging heavy!

    Song for you all, you cock teasers you know you all are,

  163. 163
    Manuel says:

    ¿ Que ?

  164. 164
    Bay Watching for Tits says:

    Anything over a handful = I am watching

  165. 165
    comment macht frei says:

    In other words another socialist fuck up making everybody poorer than when they started. Fuck me, don’t these wankers ever learn?

  166. 166
    What do Lib/Lab/Con/BBC have in common? says:

    E-Petition for enquiry into Common Purpose

  167. 167
    Big Boy says:

    Claudia you can come suck my winkle anytime.

    I love talentless panda eyed slappers………

  168. 168
    Plod says:

    999 I think

  169. 169
    Great Gran from outside Sheffield says:

    More – playing games with me, are you beautiful? naughty-naughty!

    Suicidal Melbonians, in Oz,

    as with,

    going for the sunday newspapers, down below,

  170. 170
    Great Gran from outside Sheffield says:

    ¿ Que ? No entenc el Sr Fawlty – no Sr Fawlty, senyor nooooo,

  171. 171
    Alliance MP and extreme hotty says:

    where’s Naomi Long?

  172. 172
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Listen, don’t mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

  173. 173
    Don Quixote de la Mancha says:

    Sancho, bring me my horse.

  174. 174
    ironclaws says:

    Well, the dialectic is socialist in thesis, it is the synthesis which fuses corporatist capitalism which is causing the problem we see now. Marx is ultimately to blame, libertarianism the only way out. It could get messy though.

  175. 175
    Tony says:

    Well, you know, that’s all well and good, but when it’s all said and done we only did what you let us do.

  176. 176
    Saffron says:

    O/T but what will happen in Rothercrap tomorrow,will the red flowers common purpose liebour loons triumph once again due to brain dead liebour sheeple,or will we see the age of enlightenment.
    As regards Harriet Harpic,just wish that she would feck off and peddle her wares
    in some other land and take Mrs J Dromedary with her.
    Levenson/Cammoron once again the PR guru Cammoron is looking for any port in a storm.
    If you try to regulate the press via statute law then we are not a democracy but are heading for state control rather than free speech.
    Do we want that absolutely NOT in MHO.

  177. 177
    Angela Merkels Persian Pussy says:


  178. 178
    ironclaws says:

    MacShame had 44% or so at 2010 GE – so they may still win. I would think there may need to be several recounts though for the lower places, but Liebour majority significantly reduced. Joyce Fascist still being in position may well work against them – party loyalty vs. basic human rights sort of thing.
    Hopefully press regulation will be toned done. There is a case for the internet ‘press’ to be dealt with, but winding back to the Licensing of the Press act, and inevitable ‘seditious libel’ laws is seriously regressive: Curious if you consider we are looking at Charles III possibly taking the throne. If press is allowed to continue free, it would be a good idea to have someone lobby for having ‘liberty of the press’ added to the Bill of Rights – ie. Get it properly in our constitution !

  179. 179
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see Sally Bercow is back on Twitter, wonder who she’ll be getting sued by next

  180. 180
    Sally Bercowitz Tweets and says:

    I R Baboon.

  181. 181
    A BBC Spokeswanker says:

    We are pleased to see that this brand of socialist hypocrisy is spreading beyond the confines of BBC1, BBC2, BBC3, BBC4, Radio 1, Radio 2, Radio 3, Radio 4, and Radio 5 Live. And the Guardian.

  182. 182
    Keep our press free says:

    Dreadful Newsnight report on Leveson.
    The bias is astounding. David Grossman managed to mention links between Murdoch and politicians without mentioning Blair being Godfather to one of his kids.

  183. 183
    Jump anything even You says:

    No paper bag required for me.

  184. 184
    Little Johnnie Squeaker says:

    What an ugly arse you’ve got beloved.

  185. 185
    Me To says:

    I’d Jump the paper bag

  186. 186
    Sally Bercowitz Tweets and says:

    Fank U *** Something unnecessarily libelous and unrepeatable even here ***

  187. 187
    who why what where when says:

    Paxman and some CP fascist from Hacked Off shouted down Neil Wallis, when he was making decent points about the role of tv in covering sensitive stories.
    The way the pro- regulation lobby are using bereaved families to strengthen their case is shameful.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    None of them could do a real job on the average wage.

  189. 189
    A BBC Spokeswanker says:

    And the various BBC web-sites.

    Nearly missed those!

  190. 190
    Another Engineer says:

    Shame Ubuntu are jumping the shark, just like Microsoft.

    Mint is more useable.

  191. 191
    A BBC Spokeswanker says:

    and the World Service

  192. 192
    A BBC Spokeswanker says:

    And the Radio Times

  193. 193
    Dick in Hand going very Fast says:

    Very Nice Very Nice Very Nice Almost there keep jiggling

  194. 194
    Little Johnnie Squeaker says:

    Alas I’m afraid it’s true my love. Female baboons arses are all red and swollen, just like socialist wimmin. Have u seen Harpy’s?

  195. 195
    Sally Bercowitz Tweets and says:

    Ook :-) *** Something else unnecessarily libelous and unrepeatable even here ***

  196. 196
    Chesty Morgan says:

    Yes dear stepped on them this mourning and went flat on me face.

  197. 197
    85% of MP"s says:

    Did we hear handcuffs

  198. 198
    Boom & Bust says:

    Go masturbate in Loch Ness

  199. 199
    Rev. A. C. L. Blair, M.A. (Oxon) says:

    I honestly don’t know what you’re all obsessing about tits for. You saw plenty of them during my years in government.

  200. 200
    Father Jack says:

    More watter!

  201. 201

    Piss pots cost the NHS a Zillion pounds a year says
    Dave Dick brain Camoron , Yes the same twat who forgot he left his child in the pub
    So why penalise the millions of people who don’t litter up the gutters of the town centers every weekend ? Purely for tax reasons that’s why , if he really wanted to tackle binge drinking amongst the young , there’s a simple solution
    If you require
    an ambulance for being shit faced in the street £150 fixed penalty
    an ambulance after fighting in the street £500 fixed penalty
    hospital treatment for any piss pot related activity £1000 fixed penalty
    and so on
    it would stop in weeks
    But No Dumb arse Calamity Camoron can’t see that , he just sees yet another opportunity to fleece the working classes !
    Wanker !

  202. 202
    The Maundering Old Fart In The Pub says:

    Urine coming through the ceiling, ya say now? Ah well, it’s just all those young chaps and chappettes there, innit? Full of piss and vinegar the lot of ‘em, you know how that is …I was one meself, lo these many centuries ago, heh heh…In those days, I thought nothin’ of lettin’ loose at an inopportune time, ya might say…’specially if I’d had a snootful, which I was known to do on occasion…Oh– well, get home safe lad, don’t miss your train, your missus won’t want you home late…

  203. 203
    Ann Widdecombe says:

    I’ve been photo-boobing for years, and it’s done me no harm at all!

  204. 204
    Tachybaptus says:

    Have just tried to create a bootable USB stick following the information on the Ubuntu site. Result, a USB stick that doesn’t boot (and yes, I did change the boot order to let it run). So one down to Ubuntu.

    The installation of Mint looks quite geeky, depending on a torrent to download (ugh), and dismayingly irrevocable. If I had an old spare computer I could afford to ruin I’d go ahead, but I don’t.

    Oh well, it was a nice idea.

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    all huff and puff.
    nothing of substance. this is 24/7 new world.

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    sad to say but this may well be true.
    at least then it will be open, mp,s provide a better service when they are obligated by payment.

    how does the prince charles scam work though.
    he gets to change laws and no money changes hands,
    funny handshake anyone?

  207. 207
    olde farte says:

    When i was a kid in the 50s we used to call her Diana Drawers for some reason… (.)-(.)

  208. 208
    albacore says:

    Don’t it gast your flabber how Dave can’t wait
    To stick his oar into the fourth estate?
    With essentials like border control a right mess
    He’s got better things to do than muck up the press

  209. 209
    olde farte says:

    … or them …

  210. 210
    olde farte says:

    But since BP is now very largely American owned, who cares?

  211. 211
    olde farte says:

    It is for nags and old mares (or so I was told).

  212. 212
    olde, but educated, farte says:

    Come come. What’s a misplaced apostrophe between friends?

  213. 213
    olde, but educated, farte says:

    Now THAT is what I call a properly sanctimonious Tit.

  214. 214
    BBC Public Service Announcement says:

    We wish to advise that anyone wishing to receivea full news service covering ALL the major news items that are occurring around the country and abroad should retune their TV to independent or overseas broadcasters for the next 72 hours as the corporation’s news and current affairs coverage will be devoted to continuous coverage of Leveson and the reaction to it. Thank you

  215. 215
    Princess PC Po-Face Po£yTwadd£e, ShamPain Socia£ist, ta£king down at people from her Ivory Tower, says:

    I am a£ways RIGHT!

    I am never WRONG!

    And I demand complete press freedom to write whatever twaddle I like! When I like!

  216. 216
    Another Labour Wheeze that didn't work much like their 24 Hour Cafe Culture says:

    What about marching them down to the nearest cash point ?

  217. 217
    And ... says:

    thinking locally, – are these bints able to achieve orgasm?

  218. 218
    Common Purpose fifth column embedded in various public services holding wrong press release says:

    We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

  219. 219
    Tin Can Dave - being kicked down the road says:


  220. 220
    Sid the Sexist says:

    More than a gobful is superfluous.

  221. 221
    Julian Clary says:

    Same for me,sweetheart.

  222. 222
    Dumbed down dead tree press says:

    Daily mail dutifully print cut and paste job about some boy band member being in a “relationship” with some girl band member as provided by Simon Cowell. They then dutifully print cut and paste job in which said boy/ girl band members deny said “relationship” as provided by Simon Cowell. They do this day in and day out.
    Fuck me can I be a journalist, sounds like a piece of piss.

  223. 223
    bumboys and nonces says:

    Not after Andy’s had his fingers down her crack.

  224. 224
    With one bound, Plods are free (again) says:

    What about IPCC report on Duggan?

  225. 225
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    we at the bbc would never do anything that is wrong, we would not report about an innocent man who looked dodgy accused of murder, not with any Tory peer, or allow a dj to have his wicked way for years (and just smile about it). So we have a high moral position to go on endlessly about Murdoch and his evil empire.

    And we are regulated.

  226. 226
    XXXxx says:

    Must say those wimmin have great pecs!

  227. 227
    The bailiffs waiting for the 'go' code. says:

    Write what you like, love, no one reads it.

  228. 228
    Gay Boles says:

    Can women get orgasms then? How can they when they aren’t pricks like us?

    Can’t see the points of these two myself.

  229. 229
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Censorship of the Press will be one of the great legacies of my government. Almost as great as homosexuality being taught at primary schools, and churches (but not mosques) being forced to hold gay marriages.

    Spiffing achievements, what what?

    Tally ho!

  230. 230
    Sid the Homophobe says:

    Who let that puff in and why does he care about this story?

  231. 231
    who why what where when says:

    Only those with something to hide want to shackle the press.
    We have a proud tradition of journalism in this country and those with a clear political agenda are seeking to destroy it.

  232. 232
    BBC Public Service Announcement (unredacted) says:

    And now it’s back We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile. to Ambridge where Eddie is trying to start his tractor…

  233. 233
    Casual Observer says:

    Hey Dave — Have you got the script all ready to explain away UKIP’s results tonight?

    “An understandable protest vote due to the Thacker fuck-up”
    “These typical mid-term by-election results when the Government is having to take firm economic action to maintain the Deficit”
    “These are not typical constituencies. Many local factors were involved”
    “Low turn-outs”

    What’s this at the bottom?

    “I have been a complete failure, and I will tender my resignation as P.M. in the morning”

  234. 234
    Disco Biscuit says:

    You wouldn’t want to see her Buzasis, would you?

  235. 235
    2112 says:

    I hear that you bought a leather bra once and when you showed it to your husband he exclaimed- “New shoes!”

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