November 28th, 2012

HuffPo’s Carla Boobs

Back in September the Huffington Post’s UK editor Carla Buzasi took to her website’s comment pages to issue a rallying call against writing about women’s bodies:

“The fascination with bodies, celebrity or otherwise, isn’t exactly something new, of course, and shows no sign of abating. But here’s a thought: why don’t we just stop?”

That must be why today her website has launched a new theme called “Breast is Best” based on the concept of ‘Photoboobing‘. Or in other-words – funny pictures of titties:

Apparently the cutting edge of online journalism, that claims to adhere to the PCC code and campaigns rigorously for right-on “wimmins issues” is hoping to bring it’s readers the “best boob discovery moments ever documented.” Remember that the next time their writers are bleating about Page 3.


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Huff post made themselves look like a right tit!


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Must you always intentionally misrepresent stories?


    • 7
      JH552 says:

      Only the left is allowed to do that, right?


      • 15
        MrBenn says:

        The left always make a boob of it.


        • 63
          She Decided To Make A Clean Breast Of It says:

          As Dolly Parton once opined, on the subject of politics and why she’d never try to get elected to anything:

          “There’s plenty of big boobs in office already.”


          • Red Egg Millitit..... says:

            Get yer tots oot for the lads :)


          • Candy Samples 48 EE says:

            What is it with you bloggers???

            Do you have tits for brains.??????


          • Obsessed by Big ones says:



          • Anything More Than A Handful Goes To Waist Eventually says:

            You like big’uns? Then you’d really have liked Diana Dors (nee Fluck, changed for obvious reasons). Remember that blonde bombshell from the 50’s/60’s who had her head knocked off in an automobile wreck? Well, Diana was the OTHER one, the one who died a natural death about 20 years later (and sadly, ended up looking like she could have played Pat Butcher in her later years).


          • olde farte says:

            When i was a kid in the 50s we used to call her Diana Drawers for some reason… (.)-(.)


  3. 3
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Carla has a nice rack herself


  4. 5
    Ignorant lefty fucktard says:

    Yesbutnobut you can’t see nipples so it is OK.

    Huffpo is empowering those women.


  5. 6
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Breasts are good. Carney’s £624,000 salary is obscene.


    • 11
      Raving Loon says:

      No rewards for failure. He should only be paid in line with GDP growth. If GDP shrinks he should be fined. I think a rate of £50,000 per % either way seems fair.


  6. 8
    Hank the Cat says:

    Maybe the Political Director Mehdi hasam of the HuffPo could sort this problem out, just heard mrs Jack Dromey on lbc talking utter cr@p


  7. 9
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Has McAlpine sued Sally yet?


  8. 10
    anon. says:

    More cutting edge online journalism here [NSFW] :

    Madonna Nipple: Singer Flashes In Istanbul During MDNA Tour


  9. 17
    I will get my tits out for a million dollars. Follow the money. says:

    The huff po comes across as a very mixed up media outlet in deed. Suffice to remember that page 3 will remain because it is part of a multi billion dollar industry which is sanitised to keep the punters in the dark about the true nature of female exploitation. The whole murky industry is upheld under the guise of upholding freedom and choices campaigns. It is laughable how many punters buy into this so called democratic argument without even considering the true nature of the murky world of this industry which is a far cry from choices and freedoms for many of the women involved. We will never learn about such abuses because we are constantly fed a sanitised and democratic agenda to be protected at all costs.


  10. 19
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    “Labour MP Ben Bradshaw has complained to the Commons authorities that “urine seems to be pouring” into his office.”

    And they’re off!


  11. 20
    Blind in both eyes says:

    Something about Huffpo you say – I hadn’t noticed


  12. 21
    36DD Imperial Traditionalist says:

    “You don’t get many of those to the kilo” — just doesn’t have the same feel to it.


  13. 25
    Venus de Mile End says:

    what’s the problem with displaying ripe pears?


  14. 27
    Hang The Bastards says:

    She has just realised no-one reads their shite because there are not enough tits !


  15. 28
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Might I say thank you so much to comrade Guido Fawkes for his congratulations to Sarah Champion in advance of her election as Labour MP for Rotherham.

    I shall pass this on to Sarah.


  16. 29
    Thanks for the Mammaries says:

    Guido comes up with the goods yet again.


  17. 35
    yumyum says:

    First time I’ve read HuffPo..most enjoyable. Some nice knockers to admire there.


    • 105
      Mornington Crescent says:

      First and last for me. If I want tits, I’ll go to Microdave’s Friday Funnies over at Max Farquar.


  18. 37
    genghiz the kahn says:

    I see that tit Obama is allowing another US agency to fuck up BP.


  19. 38

    The 2013 International Wimmin’s issue ‘nude’ calender is out lads!

    Ms January – Yvette Cooper
    Ms February – Hazel Blears
    Ms March – Polly Toynbee
    Ms April – Sarah Brown
    Ms May – Theresa May
    Ms June – Cressida Dick
    Ms July – Joyce Thacker
    Ms August – Harriett Harman
    Ms September – Jack Dromey
    Ms October – Carol Ann Duffy
    Ms November – Helen Boaden
    Ms December – Angela Eagle

    to get yours rushed to you just send
    a cheque for £50 made out to cash to :Secret Shame perverse fetish ltd.
    WillamQ + Kwang-Goh Enterprises.
    International investment fund

    Care of;

    Room 1009
    House of commons
    london W1.



  20. 39
    I like cleavage says:


  21. 43
    not a machine reloaded says:

    mmm only a caption competion and Richard and Mark and you can accuse Huff po of plagarism .

    Whilst Fraser Nelson has said a few remarkable things today , the paralell story that caught my eye in telegraph was from Andrew Gilligan who had resigned in protest from the NUJ , now the NUJ used to be must have , aspect of being a journalist , for helping with those more tricky moments in reporting and a bit of a club . Why , well it seems as though the NUJ has come out in favour of Levenson type regulation , not only that but no request from NUJ members was sought (which is all the more odd when you think about it) on what stance the NUJ should take , no debate , no meeting for journalists on a matter directly to with their profession ….. The front page was not held …

    In case you just thought Rotherham was untroubled for Labour and Tom Watson wasnt in a flap , Ive read one report , where the council finance chief has been suspended and another that the NHS chief has resigned , whilst finance troubles for Rotherham NHS are materialising .

    MPs have been treated to Amazon telling them they have found some £7bn of secret sales … being as they are internet based , “they were in a shoe box and fell down the back of the filing cabinet ,where we found them while hoovering the office ” hardly bears thinking about ..

    mmmm Greece gets 40bn eu written off (someones money I suppose) so it can get 44bn eu in bailout loans , the rest of deal sounded like longer to pay at a lower rate . portugal however passed as sort of stable and Spain has entered its banking merger phase of credit meeting debt in some sort of matter /anti mattter mixing chamber , not heard about Cyprus .


  22. 46
    BBC News is the best says:


  23. 47
    Les Boss says:

    Nice pair of Aryans


  24. 49
    Arianna H's edible hamster says:

    HP is a serious news organization with diverse editorial divisions.


  25. 50
    Mitt Romney says:

    Hello Sailor !


  26. 51
    Universal Hiss says:

    Not quite the same lusting for the lads to get their bollocks out for the girls.

    Why do turkey gizzards spring to mind?

    Must be the run up to Christmas.



  27. 58
    What a classic says:


  28. 59
    The savant8.5 says:

    Buzasi. I believe is a southern italian surname so she possibly has connections with the. N. dragheta neapolitan. “Family”

    Which ostensibly. Would sit at variance with their maidenfolk. Showing the turn of an ankle under multiple black pinafores. Let alone an ample portion of. Mammary.

    Give it up love th sun. Have been. Doing it for forty years. .

    I ts called. Page three. !!!


  29. 60
    Wouldn't mind a Photoboobing special on Carla herself says:


  30. 69
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Was the pic taken at a hot Ladies Day at Aintree? Look forward to next year now that Harvey Nicks have opened a Beauty Bazaar in central Liverpool.


  31. 77
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    All canny lasses :)


  32. 79
    fitzfitz says:

    The Greek Pudding strikes again …


  33. 85
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:



  34. 86
    Mirror hacks are scum says:

    I’m sick of the bleating of journalists about Leveson. It was the Guardian that started this whole mess off backed by the BBC. Anyone who has seen the whinging coming from Mirror Hack Susie Boniface (AKA Fleetstreetfox) about Leveson and ‘Dishface’ (her name for Cameron ho ho ho very funny) is enough to make you sick (she’s the one who went through Cameron’s bins to dig out the nappies from his now dead son because she wanted to prove that he wasn’t using environmentally friendly nappies) yet she forgets Cameron is the only leader sticking up for the press, her beloved Ed Miliband (someone she gushes over) wants to fuck her trade up yet if you read her blog there isn’t one bad word about him.

    I’m going to piss myself laughing if Cameron is forced to regulate the press, the blame won’t be with him, but the Guardian, BBC and the Labour party.


    • 101
      Universal Hiss says:

      I agree. What I find so tedious about the press is their insistance on what if.Mystic Meg reporting & about as accurate. Today the dtp & tv have been full of what ifs in anticipation of the Leveson report.

      How about reporting news as it happened not news that is yet to happen?

      FFS they only have to wait for 24 hours,read,digest,report. Then is the time to come up with analysis of what happened.


  35. 94
    have the 38 DDs washed scrubbed and sent to my rooms immediately says:

    quality and quantity are invaluable


  36. 97
  37. 98
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    It well known as the
    oldest profession, and
    will be going strong……….

    These feminist politicians who condemn prostitution are endangering many women. Prostitution is a fact of life and these woman need our protection not our condemnation. Time for the harpie harman’s to disappear and to be replaced with real women who live in the real world. How many prostitutes have to die before that happens?


    • 107
      Tachybaptus says:

      Replace all MPs with prostitutes. They know the meaning of public service.


      • 206
        Anonymous says:

        sad to say but this may well be true.
        at least then it will be open, mp,s provide a better service when they are obligated by payment.

        how does the prince charles scam work though.
        he gets to change laws and no money changes hands,
        funny handshake anyone?


    • 108
      ironclaws says:

      Very good point. Making prostitution socially acceptable, removing stigma, and state regulating with a focus on protection and health of the workers would be a much more progressive way to approach one of the currently more inconvenient realities of life, rather than false deal the likes of Harman promote. It would be even better if women were not forced down this path though as a result of gross mismanagement of the economy though.


    • 136
      I'm available for the position of Equalities Minister says:

      “Time for the harpie harman’s to disappear and to be replaced with real women who live in the real world.”

      Real women in bikini bottoms and wet t-shirts..

      And come-hither looks.

      And maybe handcuffs.


  38. 100
    Tony Blair says:

    I’ve got moobs!


    • 106
      not a machine reloaded (Freddie Flintoff mix) says:

      Happens to the best of us lad , happens to the best of us :)


      • 113
        anon. says:

        Be afraid. Look at poster No 2.


        • 120
          not a machine reloaded says:

          Blairs return as Eu president to taughnt Dave , requires and era where growth appears in all states and no funny accounts presentation , which to me looks further away than Tonys moment of enjoying his NHS care pathway. It could all go wrong of course and then he would be in exactly the position we would like to see labour become a busted flush in this country .
          dont forget Tony still has never fessed up to wonk economic shambles


        • 157
          Tachybaptus says:

          I thought it was meant to be satirical at first. ‘Integrity in Action’. Fuck me.

          Please, everyone who can be bothered, go to the site and vote in the poll on whether you want this uberсunt to be EU President. At present it’s only two to one against.


  39. 114
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    What about?
    The Chilcot Inquiry
    Margaret Hodge is she a tax evasion hypocrite?
    Milibands – are they millionaire hypocrites?
    Sally Bercow – Has she been sued by McAlpine yet?


  40. 115
    Throbbing Williams says:

    I like proper big tits. Huge tits, like Gordon Brown.


  41. 116
    not a machine reloaded says:

    PMQs was topical and a bit lumpy for Ed , Dave batted a fairly clean card .

    HS2 appeared , which useually causes me boiling blood , and we are told past the pleas for better expensed reason . Dont know why they didnt think to double line (and smooth out for faster travel) on chiltern line , be a bit tricky increasing oxford station size , but could have just circumvented Oxford of have a purely london , Birmingham station on the outskirts . Still sure it will help railtrack with keeping debts down so season tickets dont make everyday communting into luxury travel :)


    • 121
      Tachybaptus says:

      They wouldn’t have needed to do much work on the Chiltern line from Marylebone as far as Birmingham. The Great Central Railway, as it was then, was the last of the main lines out of London, and the best engineered, with far gentler gradients and curves than the line from Euston that is now the West Coast Main Line.


      • 128
        not a machine reloaded says:

        Exactly , still could have keep network running , much less cost and just adds a bit extra to current pathway rather than , bigger footprint of new line . I doubt people would complain at not having cost of half an hour improvement .
        One railway person has worked out that it wont be quicker if you want central birmingham (new street) as you will have to cross town by foot or connection, to get your shopping or connection .

        Marlybone would probebely need expanding , and still need a link to HS1 and eurotrains .


        • 155
          Tachybaptus says:

          Fuck, I wrote ‘drіve’ without using the runes. So childish, this moderation. Again:

          Birmingham New Street is now almost a no-go area by car and even taxi. It was always hard to drіve to, now it’s nearly impossible. Birmingham council have always excelled in giving motorists the run-around, but this time they have excelled themselves.

          If you ask a competent local taxi drіver to take you to New Street, he will offer you the option of setting you down on the edge of the labyrinth to complete the journey on foot.

          Moor Street and Snow Hill, the Chiltern Line stations, are both a very short way from New Street on foot, but not of course if you are disabled or old or carrying heavy luggage.


  42. 119
    2012 Who Still Uses Yahoo? Maybe 10 people worldwide? says:

    How long is almost broke Yahoo going to keep funding this financial black-hole.

    Shouldn’t they find better things to do before they finally close up shop once and for all, look at the Guardian online to see first hand proof that these papers are loss makers.


    • 122
      not a machine reloaded says:

      i was considering getting a new lap top , everything seems to come as package now , i mean what if you dont like windows 8 ?? Was quite looking forward to new blackberry , sales rep did everything going to make me go for HTC .The nerd era seems prtty much over , you cant have any more incompatable programs or home made systems .

      My mostuseful software device award would be adobe
      My most awful software device was an an early local intra web network that turned out to tell me nothing about local events and just sent me adverts and caused regualr crashes as its own software seemed to be based around a ZX spectrum

      Cant even go into a shop and buy a computer empty , such tales will perhaps amaze children when its grandpa era . whats a cassette tape recorder 125bytes a second , wow you were poor :)


      • 127
        Mr Helpful says:

        You can get new ‘empty’ computers on eBay’s “Daily Deal” thing. (It’s on the home page, although the fucktards hide it occasionally.)

        (I also didn’t like the look of Windows 8, so I quickly bought a Windows 7 machine while they’re still available.)


        • 130
          not a machine reloaded says:

          mmm good idea


          • Mr Helpful says:

            Helpful by name, helpful by nature! :-)

            Win7 seems OK, as opposed to Win8 which sounds like a catastrophe.

            Also the ReadyBoost thing makes a difference (unlike the earlier effort on Vista), so you can improve performance quite a bit just by sticking an old USB stick into a port.

            Boots quick, too, and the machines are being knocked out cheap at the moment.


          • Tachybaptus says:

            Dell have restarted selling laptops with the Ubuntu flavour of Linux pre-installed. I haven’t really investigated, but the last time they offered this option it was $50 less than a machine with Windows.

            I sell software on a small scale, sadly only for Windows. So far three customers have installed Windows 8. Their comments: ‘Horrible’, ‘A pain in the arse’, ‘Unfit for serious use.’ I went to a computer shop and tried it, and agree with them.

            Have just bought a USB stick for my Windows 7 laptop and and going to put Ubuntu on the stick, which is a quick and dirty way of making it a boot option without messing up the main machine. Will experiment and see how I like it.


        • 190
          Another Engineer says:

          Shame Ubuntu are jumping the shark, just like Microsoft.

          Mint is more useable.


        • 204
          Tachybaptus says:

          Have just tried to create a bootable USB stick following the information on the Ubuntu site. Result, a USB stick that doesn’t boot (and yes, I did change the boot order to let it run). So one down to Ubuntu.

          The installation of Mint looks quite geeky, depending on a torrent to download (ugh), and dismayingly irrevocable. If I had an old spare computer I could afford to ruin I’d go ahead, but I don’t.

          Oh well, it was a nice idea.


  43. 123
    English for Beginners says:

    “right-on “wimmins issues” is hoping to bring it’s readers”

    “right-on “wimmin’s issues” is hoping to bring its readers”


  44. 125
    Fact Hunt says:

    Oh dear, Mehdi will not be happy about this.

    We thought he was the only Tit at the HP.


  45. 135
    He was dating Liz Hurley but paid for a blowjob from a street hooker called Divine Brown says:

    Huge Grunt on Channel 4 right now in a self-indulgent and self aggrandising ego trip, painting himself as a crusader against tabloids.


  46. 137
    Brian Leveson says:

    Mwahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


  47. 139
    Victoria Sponge says:

    “Its” not “it’s” if on one else has mentioned it


  48. 142
    Mark Carney says:

    Iran to execute four people convicted over major bank fraud, Why don’t Barclays set up in Iran


  49. 144
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Ben Bradshaw has complained about deteriorating plumbing in house of commons “theres urine comming through the ceiling” unconfirmed reports say a teacher has been detained , saying that he was sorry he had let the nation down , but didnt have enough time to get that really big jobbie out ,as mission accomplished …. :)


    • 154
      Sir William W says:

      Don’t worry, Ben! The thick layers of bullshit will soak it up.


    • 202
      The Maundering Old Fart In The Pub says:

      Urine coming through the ceiling, ya say now? Ah well, it’s just all those young chaps and chappettes there, innit? Full of piss and vinegar the lot of ‘em, you know how that is …I was one meself, lo these many centuries ago, heh heh…In those days, I thought nothin’ of lettin’ loose at an inopportune time, ya might say…’specially if I’d had a snootful, which I was known to do on occasion…Oh– well, get home safe lad, don’t miss your train, your missus won’t want you home late…


  50. 149
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    So now we pay to bail out Spanish bankers to the tune of 37 billion.

    WTF is this all Euro bollocks about. Shurley if we spent the 37 billion on home made things it would be a better deal, and let the banks, Spanish or otherwise gofuck themselves.


  51. 176
    Saffron says:

    O/T but what will happen in Rothercrap tomorrow,will the red flowers common purpose liebour loons triumph once again due to brain dead liebour sheeple,or will we see the age of enlightenment.
    As regards Harriet Harpic,just wish that she would feck off and peddle her wares
    in some other land and take Mrs J Dromedary with her.
    Levenson/Cammoron once again the PR guru Cammoron is looking for any port in a storm.
    If you try to regulate the press via statute law then we are not a democracy but are heading for state control rather than free speech.
    Do we want that absolutely NOT in MHO.


    • 178
      ironclaws says:

      MacShame had 44% or so at 2010 GE – so they may still win. I would think there may need to be several recounts though for the lower places, but Liebour majority significantly reduced. Joyce Fascist still being in position may well work against them – party loyalty vs. basic human rights sort of thing.
      Hopefully press regulation will be toned done. There is a case for the internet ‘press’ to be dealt with, but winding back to the Licensing of the Press act, and inevitable ‘seditious libel’ laws is seriously regressive: Curious if you consider we are looking at Charles III possibly taking the throne. If press is allowed to continue free, it would be a good idea to have someone lobby for having ‘liberty of the press’ added to the Bill of Rights – ie. Get it properly in our constitution !


  52. 179
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see Sally Bercow is back on Twitter, wonder who she’ll be getting sued by next


  53. 181
    A BBC Spokeswanker says:

    We are pleased to see that this brand of socialist hypocrisy is spreading beyond the confines of BBC1, BBC2, BBC3, BBC4, Radio 1, Radio 2, Radio 3, Radio 4, and Radio 5 Live. And the Guardian.


  54. 199
    Rev. A. C. L. Blair, M.A. (Oxon) says:

    I honestly don’t know what you’re all obsessing about tits for. You saw plenty of them during my years in government.


  55. 200
    Father Jack says:

    More watter!


  56. 201

    Piss pots cost the NHS a Zillion pounds a year says
    Dave Dick brain Camoron , Yes the same twat who forgot he left his child in the pub
    So why penalise the millions of people who don’t litter up the gutters of the town centers every weekend ? Purely for tax reasons that’s why , if he really wanted to tackle binge drinking amongst the young , there’s a simple solution
    If you require
    an ambulance for being shit faced in the street £150 fixed penalty
    an ambulance after fighting in the street £500 fixed penalty
    hospital treatment for any piss pot related activity £1000 fixed penalty
    and so on
    it would stop in weeks
    But No Dumb arse Calamity Camoron can’t see that , he just sees yet another opportunity to fleece the working classes !
    Wanker !


  57. 208
    albacore says:

    Don’t it gast your flabber how Dave can’t wait
    To stick his oar into the fourth estate?
    With essentials like border control a right mess
    He’s got better things to do than muck up the press


    • 214
      BBC Public Service Announcement says:

      We wish to advise that anyone wishing to receivea full news service covering ALL the major news items that are occurring around the country and abroad should retune their TV to independent or overseas broadcasters for the next 72 hours as the corporation’s news and current affairs coverage will be devoted to continuous coverage of Leveson and the reaction to it. Thank you


      • 215
        Princess PC Po-Face Po£yTwadd£e, ShamPain Socia£ist, ta£king down at people from her Ivory Tower, says:

        I am a£ways RIGHT!

        I am never WRONG!

        And I demand complete press freedom to write whatever twaddle I like! When I like!


      • 218
        Common Purpose fifth column embedded in various public services holding wrong press release says:

        We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.


      • 225
        Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

        we at the bbc would never do anything that is wrong, we would not report about an innocent man who looked dodgy accused of murder, not with any Tory peer, or allow a dj to have his wicked way for years (and just smile about it). So we have a high moral position to go on endlessly about Murdoch and his evil empire.

        And we are regulated.


      • 232
        BBC Public Service Announcement (unredacted) says:

        And now it’s back We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile. to Ambridge where Eddie is trying to start his tractor…


  58. 229
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Censorship of the Press will be one of the great legacies of my government. Almost as great as homosexuality being taught at primary schools, and churches (but not mosques) being forced to hold gay marriages.

    Spiffing achievements, what what?

    Tally ho!


    • 233
      Casual Observer says:

      Hey Dave — Have you got the script all ready to explain away UKIP’s results tonight?

      “An understandable protest vote due to the Thacker fuck-up”
      “These typical mid-term by-election results when the Government is having to take firm economic action to maintain the Deficit”
      “These are not typical constituencies. Many local factors were involved”
      “Low turn-outs”

      What’s this at the bottom?

      “I have been a complete failure, and I will tender my resignation as P.M. in the morning”


  59. 231
    who why what where when says:

    Only those with something to hide want to shackle the press.
    We have a proud tradition of journalism in this country and those with a clear political agenda are seeking to destroy it.


  60. 234
    Disco Biscuit says:

    You wouldn’t want to see her Buzasis, would you?


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