November 26th, 2012

Ross Kemp on Gangs: The Blairites

Join Ross Kemp as he travels to the mean streets of South London to meet ringleader of a notorious and radical gang known as ‘The Blairites’. Steve Reed is the name that strikes fear into the hearts of London residents, when he ran his extortion racket in Lambeth, nicknamed ‘The Council’, gang crime soared to record levels. Now he wants to expand his operation further south, taking on arch-rival Lee the Croy Don’ Jasper, fighting for control. Kemp hasn’t come face-to-face to such a dangerous figure since the last time he spoke to his ex-wife…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Ross Kemp?

    preferred him on Eastenders….

  2. 2
    Grant Mitchell says:

    Hello mum

  3. 3
    Quintain says:

    Bekka’s gonna get ya

  4. 4
    A member ofthe religion of peace says:

    Does this constitute a race hate crime?

  5. 5
    Hank the Cat says:

    Maybe steve reed is his wife

  6. 6
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Don’t bovva wiff ‘em, Ross, they ain’t werf it!

  7. 7
    Hank the Cat says:

    It is nearly as bad saying the thing I like best is when the muzies blow each other up in iraq and pack isstan etc

  8. 8
    Quintain says:

    Who is this Hunt ??

  9. 9
    Hank the Cat says:


  10. 10
    Peggy Mitchell says:

    Geh owa mar pub!

  11. 11
    smoggie says:

    He was OK in Right Said Fred.

  12. 12
    What a plonker. says:

    They make a lovely couple .

  13. 13
    Peggy says:

    Get owwwwwwt of my pub.

  14. 14
    yours RESPECTfully says:

    shame about charlie richardson innit – he’d have had them blairites nailed to the floor- and I mean…….

  15. 15
    Well it's a thought says:

    I see Camoron is showing his piece of white paper on the steps of the plane “House of Commons” does he think we will believe him.

  16. 16
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    He must be a moron if he supports socialist scum.

  17. 17
    IMHO says:

    Mind the stall for us for 5, somebodies just shot Grandma.

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    Marmite says:

    Ross Kemp thinks he’s all things to all people, but is, in fact, a talentless git, who only has one expression – blank.

    What a pointless tosser.

  20. 20
    Rebekah brooks says:

    I taught Ross how to a hard case like me

  21. 21
    Gideon says:

    that’s a chit for his new rent boy.

  22. 22
    Shirtlifters 'R' Us says:

    How dare you!

    Ross is all man, all manly man, all hetero manly man. How dare you suggest he’s a raving pink oboe gargling thespian!

  23. 23
    Reports on desk first thing Monday morning says:

    Ot but has Thacker been suspended yet ? If not, why not ?

  24. 24
    Rebekah brooks says:

    Ross was my bitch

  25. 25
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    Keep sending me ze money !!!

  26. 26
    IMHO says:

    They could all stop the pretence and just have a one party state. It works for China.

  27. 27
    The BBC are cnuts says:

    We brain-washed him when you Licence Payers were funding his wages.

  28. 28
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Levae Ross, ne ain’t worf it.

  29. 29
    Toodle pip says:

    Or even

    Leave it Ross, he isn’t world it old boy.

  30. 30
    Ross Kemp says:

    I have just come for a word.

  31. 31
    Ron Kray says:

    I used to watch you on telly, mate, and I just ‘adda laugh. You an East End ‘ard man? If you’d evva tried any of your shit on me, I’da ‘ad your guts for garters! I used to stomp gits like you to work up an appetite for breccy! And the way you let your trouble’n’strife pussy-whip you in real-life– yeah, right, you wuz Mr Tough Guy all right! Now get outta me face before I smash yours in, fucker!

  32. 32
    I wish I was as butch as Harriet says:

    Gangs, you gotta luv em. Who can forget Hatchet Harman in her bullet proof vest, surrounded by da-boyz-in-blue, menacingly mincing down a street in her patch, and saying to cowering plebs, ‘Babes, you knowz where to find me, ya?’

  33. 33
    Casual observer says:

    If your white try putting that sentence on twitter and not getting your collar felt.

  34. 34
    Ms wade says:

    I ‘ad ‘im once.

  35. 35
    Mo the Somali gangster says:

    Come and film us take on the Kurds, Albanians and Turks in central London.

  36. 36
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I am proper hard. Vote Tory.

  37. 37
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    …and the new College


  38. 38
    IMHO says:

    It’s Kirsty and that bald twat again!.

  39. 39
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Is the new London college for overseas 15.000 students, going to be called Boriswood

  40. 40
    Well it's a thought says:

    Thought we already had a one party state, the LibLabCon party, no change, no difference, no idea’s, spend spend, spend, we can tax the air the plebs breathe and sell them ID cards and bring in road pricing the plebs don’t understand the EU or anything else.

  41. 41
    George Galloway says:

    Vote for Lee Jasper and him get the Po-lice off your back,jamone mutherfuker

  42. 42
    George Galloway says:

    No it will still be called Croydon

  43. 43
    Nigel Biggles MEP says:

  44. 44
    Young Mr Grace says:

    Didn’t his ex-wife catch him with a male actor in a compromising situation? (The homophobic cow!)

    I heard he cried in Afganistan. A lot.

  45. 45
    IMHO says:

    Yes, did you not notice the word… pretence?.

  46. 46
    Dirty Den says:

    Count yourself lucky we don’t have any black muggers in Albert Square

  47. 47
    Benny From Crossroads says:


  48. 48
    Fiscal Cliff says:

    Mr Carney is getting a 57% pay hike compared to Mervyn King for doing the BoE job: £480,000 vs £305,0000.

    Get out of that one then,Gideon.

  49. 49
    Technomist says:

    It is a person being honest about how they feel about 9/11. It is also pretty offensive. The question is, is it so offensive that a criminal offence has taken place and should police resources be deployed to investigate it as opposed to them protecting people from muggers or arresting corrupt public officials?

  50. 50
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    All things to all people? Nothing to anybody would be nearer the truth.

  51. 51
    The Public says:

    Was Merv worth £305K? We don’t think so.

  52. 52
    The chosen ones who brought about political correctness via equalities legislation says:

    G20: Why to avoid a re-run of the 1930s 4:04pm on 12 Nov 2010 Imagine a gang of thieves having just robbed their neighbours, but now sitting together discussing the possible knock on the door by the local police. Imagine them talking of the police as Horsemen of the Apocalypse who are out to catch and drive them out of town for no good reason except that said police are nasty people who pick on people like them.

    The police are anti-roberist they say to each other. They are cruel and nasty etc.

    Hard as it may seem to normal people with a normal conscience, that’s pretty close to how (criminal) psychopaths think and behave. See the problem? Most people can’t believe they exist, but they do. Some of them can write very well, some are very clever.

  53. 53
    Really? says:

    Yes the black residents of Albert Square are all hard working, family oriented, law abiding, life and soul of the community types. Just like everywhere else.

  54. 54
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Does anyone know where the Divided Kingdom was in the EU’s wealth league table before Brown Stuff took over?

  55. 55
    Really? says:

    “arresting corrupt public officials”

    Thank’s for the laugh.

  56. 56
    Really? says:

    Goldman Sachs men don’t come cheap. Ask all the other countries they now run.

  57. 57
    not a machine reloaded says:

    LOL …… Ah but any sign of Ross Kemp and the gangs of Postal voting …..

    Been mulling over Ed Davys energy annoucements and not so scary £10 a year bill increase until 2020 , and the sound bite “green energy to add to bills” and on shore wind farm diss .
    For clarification I was quite hopefull that on shore wind would have some role , unfortunately that theory was based on the unauthored guff that was so endemic at the time , that we greens sucked up like so well . Off shore wind seems more productive , but there are still a few questions about how the engineering is working out , after some appalling first attempts and blown money .
    The problem I have with Ed Daveys statement is that there doesnt seem to be much in terms of accompaning break down of what hes on about, renewables are different things to what can be squeezed into green energy , so I have no idea wether nuclear has been resolved into full cost and capped or indeed if our bills are going up because of the nuclear and not the lower ammount in wind .

    We have plenty of gas , although still some concerns about fracking chemicals and what happens geologically to the water table . I mean if we developed steam fracking we might have some other avenues to boot as regards flooded or traditionally unworkable coal (you can in theory get gas from steam heated coal ) although not seen how post wet mixture process if feasaible works .

    There is also the issue of if any new MOX plant is needed (lot of money) and where the repository for the decades of waste is going to be (which will also be a lot of money for a hole ) . Which has been my case for some time , of course indusrty needs on tap , whatever they need cheap energy , I have no argument with the competative for business and trade needs , the chancellor has been wrong to get the wrong of the stick on the green thinking on that idea , there is no low energy manufacturing idea that is workable in an economy that has light or heavy industry .
    There are ideas around being mindfull of pollution in industry , somthing which China (as we have had to from our early advetures that come back to haunt , but then the mantra was it just washes away into the sea , rather than opps it turns up in the food chain) .

    Industry can make improvements in energy use , but I think its only fair if the tax payer is subsidising energy , that the other 360o aspects are treated to more enlightened thinking , nuclear for too long has been a blank cheque matter and Ed Davey hasnt really explained what is going off re cost of decomissioning or other things on the accounts. I still blame labour for it as they never explained it either , other than at ohhh goody level .

    Those EU economies that have gone more renewables orientated are now we are told in trouble and facing real energy supply future dilemas , but it shouldnt be forgetten that they may be making GDP improvements by energy from recycling or more effiecent energy useage , does a Danish home use less energy than a Uk despite climate differnces ?? Eds been awfully short on the sort of intelligent green debate that shows the energy future may have a more moasiac aspect and some more serious engineering and technological aspects to work through .
    Still at least the maglev train one has disappeared (didnt really work the cost per track mile of large copper coils out too well did we)

  58. 58
    Huffy says:

    Its a piece of paper from Herr Blair, promising that he will not take over Europe. Honest!

  59. 59
    not a machine reloaded says:

    BOE annoucement done , lets hope we havent been , and EU beaurocrat was being touted on sat Sharon Bowles ?

    I know because Gordon has slipped off the airwaves we still see Mervyn as needing answers to what went off (if he does a memoir that will be interesting) , but I still think since 2010 he has called it very well , unlike some of his European and American counter parts . Besides George is getting worse flack for doing nothing about large scale tax avoidence , I mean didnt he know it wasnt right when he first sat at his deak in 2010

  60. 60
    JH4 says:

    Actually they have an episode soon where an 11 year old schoolgirl is followed and then dragged into a park and raped for 5 hours by a black assailant.

    Oh, hang on. That’s not in Eastenders. That was in real life, on Friday.

    My mistake.

  61. 61
    JH5 says:

    Actually they have an episode soon where an 11 year old schoolgirl is followed and then dragged into a park and raped for 5 hours by a black assailant.

    Oh, hang on. That’s not in Eastenders. That was in real life, on Friday.

    My mistake.

  62. 62
    Peggy Mitchell's Tits bouncing up & down on the Bar says:

    eeee’s wuunaa mee boy’s so leave imm alone

  63. 63
    Huffy says:

    What an outrageous suggestion, destroy the illusion of democracy and what is left for the Sheep? Poor sheep, you are clearly anti sheep and therefore sheepist! which I believe is a criminal offence!

  64. 64
    Hale & Pace says:

    You taking the piss Ron Ron Ron

  65. 65
    Ronnettes says:

    Dah, do Ron Ron

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  67. 67
    Huffy says:

    Remember, four legs good, two legs bad!

  68. 68
    LOL says:

    So the Governor of the BoE was earning less than George Entwhistle? FFS

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:


  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    the cpuntries they not run, we invade?

  71. 71
    help me i'm a tax payer says:

    Haven’t a clue what you are on about, old boy

  72. 72
    Down Mammary Lane says:

    And nice tits they were, in their day…

  73. 73
    IMHO says:

    You have been reported to the relevant authorities and must attend a CompuServe course on: It is now four-legs good but two-legs better, (funded by EU).

  74. 74
    Huffy says:

    OMG you mean Eustice Useless is funding and behind this? I suppose the only solution now is to report myself to the relevant reeducation camp in the morning. Anyone know where that is? I am in Region 12 Sector K if that helps.

  75. 75
    The savant8.5 says:

    Wot only the once reb ??

    Doesn t say much fo the marriag. However brief.

  76. 76
    The savant8.5 says:

    I m free. Mr grace

    That s if captain peacock s not already rollicking me for taking liberties in the changing room with colonel blimp s bustier …

  77. 77
    The savant8.5 says:

    Ross kemp-grant-mitchell says:

    Woss. Goin ‘. On ??

    And why ave. i got a triple. Barrelled. Surname???

  78. 78
    IMHO says:

    Please accept this complimentary tube of Boxer glue.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    It was only a quick rinse.

  80. 80
    Huffy says:

    I thank you from the bottom of my boxer glue heart for your generosity. If only all the world were so generous, we could put things right.

  81. 81
    Yakult Kunt says:

    I liked him best in extras.

  82. 82
    Young Mr Grace says:

    Where’s the one with big ears? I don’t like him.

  83. 83
    Ollie Vassami says:

    Good! Cnutface. So tedious

  84. 84
    Ollie Vassami says:


  85. 85
    Yakult Kunt says:

    Sounds like you been drinking too much yakult mate.

  86. 86
    Yakult Kunt says:

    Shurrup – your giving the game away – innit!

  87. 87
    Yakult Kunt says:

    Yeah the only time you were ‘ard Ronny boy was when in the presence of a real man – know wot I mean!

  88. 88
    Wellard says:

    I am Wellard innit.

  89. 89
    IMHO says:

    Boxers only regret would be that he didn’t live long enough to complete the reconstruction of the Windmill for Dave.

  90. 90
    Wellard says:

    Yeah well you only pick on blokes who PRETEND to be ‘ard whereas I’m Wellard but unfortunately for you I also got standards so you shit outa luck innit.

  91. 91
    Python gone Stiff says:

    Thanks for the treat of the good old days.

  92. 92
    Vinnie Jones says:

    I’ll nut yu fa taking the piss outta me ero

  93. 93
    Jabba the Hutt mp Mid-Sussex says:

    You plebs can do nothing about it. Move on and watch the
    smoke and mirrors like good little people do.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    My Boxer heart promises to work harder. I have enrolled as a Tony Blair Intern.

  95. 95
    Anal Discharger says:

    Have a pack or two of peanuts followed by prunes & dates.

    That should sort you out not a machine reloaded

  96. 96
    Nym Not Goodenuf Toby Moded says:

    You LACKY bahhh stad!

  97. 97
    One Eye on the Clock says:

    Is it bedtime yet ?

  98. 98
    Gordon Browns Anus says:

    I think I was worth more for being more useless than Merv Kin

  99. 99
    Full up inside. Move along please says:

    Please do not confuse ‘earning’ with ‘being paid’.

  100. 100
    alex says:

    Knob and Knobhead

  101. 101
    Tom Catesby says:

    What does this button do?

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