November 26th, 2012

Nadine on Mitchell: “He’s a B*****d!”
Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online

Yesterday Guido revealed Nadine Dorries’ stunned response when he broke the news to her that Andrew Mitchell had been on holiday in Antigua while she was in the jungle:

“NADINE Dorries and the foul-mouthed former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell, who lost his old job over pleb-gate, have been having a bit of a verbal tussle over whether or not he gave her permission to have time off for the jungle. Guido broke the news to Nadine when she got out after a week in the camp that Mitchell himself had been on a Caribbean holiday in Antigua during the same week. Her stunned response on learning this after all the grief Mitchell caused her? “He’s a b*****d…””

Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column is now online here


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    One of the best columns so far, value for money this week :)

  2. 2
    Do Nowt DAVE The Downing street Doormouse says:

    That’s whats called “Stating the obvious”

  3. 3
    Nadine Dorries says:

    “I don’t recall using that word”

  4. 4
    Scallywag says:

    She didn’t say Bastard, did she? Nah… She’s much to well bred.

  5. 5
    Butch Dave says:

    He’s a buggering b*mboy?

  6. 6
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Public school Etonian Social Democratic Liberal Tories are bastards.

    You just have to look at the cabal around Cameron to know that.

    Vote UKIP.

  7. 7
    Kosher Boris says:

    Yes, but what about the poor Indian Billionaires? That’s what the Great British Public wants to know!

  8. 8
    Butch Dave's daisychain says:

    We’re all in it together!

  9. 9
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    “I accept we can’t say it’s the last chance saloon all over again. We’ve done that.”- David Cameron, 2011

  10. 10
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Of course he’s a b****rd – he’s (or was) the Chief Whip, FFS. He’s paid to be a b****rd.

    FFS, another home-made disaster that Cam can’t sort out. If this silly bint had behaved like this in any other walk of life, she would have been out on her arse on Day 1 and her P45 would have been sent to her in the post. Instead, we get some wet spin that the Chief Whip would like a word when she can be bothered to come back.

    J***s f*****g wept.

  11. 11
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Nadine has got Mitchels agreement in writing, yes? I would guess no!
    First rule, get it in writing, or witnessed. Silly Nadine.

  12. 12
    Nadinne Dorries says:

    I think it was actually slimy c*u*n*t.

  13. 13
    Nadine Dorries MP The UK Independence Party says:

    UKIP need some wimin and some MPs and Nads MP is an obvious. But will the Tory whips be so daft as to push her as i’m not sure she is prepared to jump?

  14. 14
    Gideon says:

    Will no one think of the poor Big wanker bankers? The plebs must pay 25% VAT for banker welfare to work.

  15. 15
    Mrs Mitchell says:

    cast iron knob jockey.

  16. 16
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Cameron needs to forget about the press and tv media. Just do the right thing. In the case of Dorries, sack her.
    In all cases Cameron needs to tell the media to sod off. Too much jumped up media e.g Channel 4 news.

  17. 17
    P l e b says:

    O/T but why did we hear nothing more about the Ben Fellows allegations?

  18. 18
    Common Purpose Stasi says:

    Class traitors like Dorries will be terminated.

    There is no room for Northerners in the revolution who abandon the struggle and attack the glorious Marxist Cultural Revolutional.

    We are everywhere.

    In your schools.

    In your local Police station.

    In your Council offices.

    In your local Social Service departments

    We are the State. Resistance is futile.

  19. 19
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Margaret Moran still laid up off work?

  20. 20
    P l e b says:

    Cameron can’t sack her. The whip has been withdrawn. She will be a loose cannon on the back benches now. Good.

  21. 21
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    errrrr didnt Dave once refer to UKIP as a “Bunch of Fruitcakes””


  22. 22
    P l e b IQ 4) says:

    Is this Common Purpose bollocks a right wing thing or a left wing thing. I’m confused.

  23. 23
    Peter says:

    Never mind this shit, comment from article on Huffpost on aol:

    The Daily Telegraph reported in 2012 that 75% of all Muslim women are unemployed while 50% of all Muslim men are unemployed (67.5% total) – a staggering rise from 13% for men and 18% for women in 2004. Muslims are the most likely to be living in accommodation rented from the council or housing association (28%). As if this is not enough, the total prison population in the UK amongst category A and B criminals (the worse crimes) is now 35-39% Muslim.

    Get the fuckers out.

  24. 24
    Osric Testacles says:

    Won’t be voting UKIP, bunch of tightly wound loons (see a goodly selection of their candidates) run by a baggy faced character out of a 70s sitcom.


  25. 25
    UKIP Can Win in Rotherham says:

    UKIP is facing one the biggest opportunities in our history. You will all have seen the massive coverage of the Rotherham ‘fostering’ story over the past two days.

    We’ve been phoning voters in Rotherham all weekend. This is not a scientific survey, but look what people told us:

    Voting Labour…………………………36%
    Voting Conservative…………………0% (1 person)
    Voting UKIP……………………………25%
    Would consider voting UKIP……..26%

  26. 26
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    75% of all women. That must include Warsi…Still a minister, and NEVER seen, EVER ….can only wonder why

  27. 27
    local wind says:

    hardly foul mouthed really Guido

  28. 28
    Dick Scratcher (Tebbitite) says:

    Toffs v Real life.

    Fuck the toffs. Now.

  29. 29
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    And she’s a cnut. Next….


  30. 30
    Georgeous George says:

    Seeing as Watergate was about water shouldn’t that scandal be called Gategate because it occured at the gate at Downing Street?

  31. 31
    UKIP.r.not.loonies or wacist says:

    Or she could join UKIP…they could do with a bit of female glamour

  32. 32
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:


    Undercover: How to Dodge Tax

    Panorama goes undercover to investigate corporate service providers – the people and companies who sell corporate anonymity and access to offshore tax havens.

    Undercover reporters discover a world that specialises in secrecy, sells services which bend and breach UK law, is happy to help tax dodgers and even turns a blind eye to crim

  33. 33
    local wind says:

    what a massive opportunity for UKIP…they better get recruiting some minsterial potential members because I’m struggling to work out whos going to be running the country when they sweep to power with a landslide victory at the next election …..sorry to say apart from farage …who does have a certain way of communicating in a plausible way…who else is there ?

  34. 34
    local wind says:

    it takes one to know one nads

  35. 35
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Here’s a cracking idea. Form an alliance with a party that has NO MP’s; is full of Nutters, and was once described by Dave as a party of fruitcakes.

    Sit back and watch the meltdown !!!!!!!!

  36. 36
    pastures new.. says:

    actually the normal modus operandi is to let the offending mp shoot themselves in their own foot which they generally do when they lose sight of their loyalties and take their own importance far too seriously.

  37. 37
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    errrrrr Guido, Dale and The Mole….already use these schemes…FACT

  38. 38
    fuck off back to the plebs nads... says:

    I’m sure cameron is quaking in fear of the ‘nads’… please save us the violin…she knew talent wouldn’t get her noticed so resorts to the tv shilling.

  39. 39
    The Golem says:

    I saw it described as “subversive elitism” once, although I’m not sure that covers everything they get up to. The same could be said about the globalists, I suppose.

  40. 40
    UKIP... who how and why ? says:

    are the objectives of ukip and the tories really that far apart ? ….a good result from the eu negotiations and a big catch up in the immigration backlog with a sensible watch on future migrant numbers and they’re almost there…in fact they already are there…but then the personal hatred comes in and we’re poles apart again… so the ukip rationale is what ? .. perhaps simply …if it comes to an alliance we’ll pick anyone but the tories.

    so we get ukip…whats left of the libdem vote and labour all joining together and the tories are the opposition…at which point give up …put the lights out and stay indoors because the countrys going to hell in a handcart and we’re all shafted again.

  41. 41
    Being honest says:

    I do not think Nadine is the brightest light bulb in the Party .

  42. 42
    UKIP... who how why and when ? says:

    I think most people quite like farage’s rants against europe but apart from him ukip is a very dull bunch of allsorts

  43. 43
    Eye Spy says:

    The depressed Margaret Moran, too ill to go to court, is spied in the pub. Arrest her.

  44. 44
    McShane's Committal Date says:

    What pub was that then ?

    The Licensing Authorities should be notified and a boycott of the Brewery concerned started

  45. 45
    you crafty c'unt says:

    ….still in makeup department…creating a pigs ear out of a ‘public money purchased’ silk purse takes some time but so far shes sticking to the script…

    everyone hopes some rest and recouperation will allow margaret to get over her depression…. prison could have put her over the edge…. sorry I’ll have to stop I’m starting to blub again

  46. 46
    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    The politeness on this site never ceases to amaze me .

    They are now being polite to people born of extra marital relations.

  47. 47
    speak english u ugly little git says:

    pray do tell…. a globalists ?

  48. 48
    more bastards than you could chuck a dead duck at.. says:

    bastards by name ..bastards by nature…. they’re all welcome

  49. 49
    Windowlicker says:

    Watergate wasn’t about water. It took its name from the break-in at the Watergate office building.

  50. 50
    get elected and go sour when your feet aren't under the top table quick enough to impress your fans says:

    not needed by people with integrity doc

  51. 51
    get elected and go sour when your feet aren't under the top table quick enough to impress your fans says:

    perhaps we could fire her off to uranus

  52. 52
    northern git says:

    and the price of milk …

  53. 53
    UKIP if you want to... says:

    thats sounds remarkably generous

  54. 54
    it does help the enquiry if I write english myself..stupid boy says:

    pray do tell…Globalists ?

  55. 55
    This is a multi cultural country it or loathe it .. its a reality says:

    from memory currently roughly 10% of the uk population are other than white born or white ‘others’.

  56. 56
    Eddie Boys Bandwagon Alert says:

    heres another large dollop of s**t heading for the fan … get ready to surf the stench

  57. 57
    Handycock (teen Fondler) says:

    Hey Nad, I hope you put in a good word for me with Helen Flanaghan when you were in the jungle, cheers Handy. Boaz.

  58. 58
    keredybretsa says:

    Perhaps a B……d but a B……d who says what he thinks.

  59. 59

    she`s not the dimmest either

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    well said Nadine.

  61. 61
    bird going away... says:

    don’t encourage him…

  62. 62
    getting a jungling says:

    as she straps the dong on

  63. 63
    Psykov Fame Obsessed Empees says:

    She’s the story – herstory and she should be!

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