November 19th, 2012

Mitchell v Dorries: Bushtucker Denial

This Morning Nads’ tweeting daughters Jennifer and Cassie appeared on Daybreak to defend their jungle-venturing mum. They had a rather awkward story to tell about a certain former chief whip:

“She did ask for the month off, she did, she requested it from the Chief Whip at the time, that she’s going to go away from a month, that it will be controversial, and he said that’s fine.”

Andrew Mitchell has responded by denying that he ever gave permission for Nadine to go down under. Good thing he has a spotless record of always telling the truth…

Video via ITV

36 Comments

  1. 1
    Bundinger says:

    first

  2. 2
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Do you know who I am?

  3. 3
    observer says:

    Would you believe a Dorries? C’mon Guido.

  4. 4
    Mr Galloway says:

    Yesterday I underwent a painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.

    Still, got some great wedding presents though.

  5. 5
    Kebab Time says:

    I wonder what would happen if we put all MPs in the *Im a celeb* junlge?

  6. 6
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    i understand that Gordon hasnt been to Westminister lately and he has to ask for permission to be there.

  7. 7
    ÁC1 says:

    Are those daughters plebs?

  8. 8
    Harriet Harman says:

    You know where to find me

  9. 9
    Trivia Hound says:

    Arf! Arf! Arf!

  10. 10
    Nun of the above says:

    ‘This Morning Nads’ tweeting daughters Jennifer and Cassie appeared on Daybreak’

    WTF are the entire family reinventing themselves as the UK Kardashians?

  11. 11
    Mr Netanyahu says:

    The rocket attacks against Israel dropped by 40% since last night thanks to the IAF operations against Hamas’ launchers.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    What was his word how did he deny? He might have denied the words attributed to him.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Remember someone resigning and the boss high on wine ….

  14. 14
    a camel's toe and an ostrich's anus says:

    Even we have standards.

  15. 15
    Moishe Dayan says:

    “The residents of Gaza are not innocent, they elected Hamas. The Gazans aren’t hostages; they chose this freely, and must live with the consequences,”

  16. 16
    Universal Hiss says:

    Is he wearing that jacket for a bet?

  17. 17
    Tachybaptus says:

    Good heavens, I thought that was one of the daughters who hasn’t aged very well.

  18. 18
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Wizard prang wot chaps!

  19. 19
    Boyo says:

    Sally Bercow, the wife of the Speaker of the Commons, and George Monbiot, a columnist for the Guardian are also among those who will be pursued by Lord McAlpine for using the social networking site to tweet his name.

    Confirming she [Bercow] had received a letter from the peer’s lawyers, she accused them of being “ambulance chasers” and “big bullies”.

    The tweet, posted at 11.10pm on Friday, read: ‘Thanks @itvnews. Yes had letter from Lord McA. His lawyers ambulance chasers tbh #bigbullies. My tweet not libellous but …’

    So far 40 people have approached the peer’s legal team to apologise, it was reported.

    Lord McAlpine’s lawyers plan to make each of them pay a nominal amount, possibly as little as £5 each, and will donate the money to a prominent children’s charity.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9687211/Alan-Davies-QI-comedian-facing-legal-action-over-Lord-McAlpine-tweet.html

  20. 20
    Grim Reaper says:

    I’m coming to get you Sally

  21. 21
    Man with cleft stick says:

    BREAKING NEWS:

    Nadine Dorries eaten by salt water croc.

  22. 22
    Fishy says:

    Saltwater croc dead, suffered from food poisoning

  23. 23
    Dolly the sheep says:

    Mr Mitchell was entrusted with high public office by the people of this country .

    Today the people feel betrayed .

  24. 24
    The Countess of Wythenshawe says:

    Sally ought to counterattack using one of those no win no fee yankee doodle dandy lawyers .

  25. 25
    Labour till I die says:

    Harriet, can I smell your pants please?

  26. 26
    Ayatollah Galloway's Red Leotard says:

    George, will you assure the people of Rotherham that Respect will run a fair and honest campaign in the forthcoming by-election – and that you aren’t just a vile little sectarian party as everyone assumes?

  27. 27
    Bundinger's wife says:

    first at being a hoon?

  28. 28
    XXXxx says:

    “Good thing he has a spotless record of always telling the truth…” come on Guido he is a politico, They can look you in the face and say black is white and not bat an eye lid

  29. 29
    Jimmy says:

    He would stake his reputation on her.

  30. 30
    She is not a celebrity get her sacked. says:

    She is lucky to have a job and that should be her priority instead of using her position to money grub.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron recently fell in to a pond full of crocs but the never attacked him. Evidently he just kept shouting “I promise a referendum on EU membership AFTER the next election” It seems that not even a croc would swallow that

  32. 32
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Does she wipe her bum?

  33. 33
    keredybretsa says:

    Porky pies all round……..but who is handing them out????

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Which is the one Nadine pays £39,000 a year to ? she is supposed to work full time for Mum but also manages a full time job in a solicitors office !

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    To be honest i dont think Nadine would know the truth if it bit her on her bum ! nobody can find out if she ever really was a nurse, and a further husband came out of the woodwork over the weekend, she got rid of him when she was 20.

  36. 36
    Off his meds again says:

    I know I shouldn’t but I would do Nadine’s daughters as well as their mum….


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