The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.
Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Don’t miss out on how we broke the news of Phillip Schofield’s huge blunder this morning, as well as the latest on Nadine in the jungle.
Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
Secret of Farage’s Success | Prospect
It Was Beeb Not Tabloids That Smeared Help For Heroes | Speccie
Alternatives to Business For Britain Are Muppets | Charlie Mullins
Obama Counsel Knew of IRS Claims Weeks Ago | WSJ
Bunga Bunga Trial: Dancing Girls, Nuns, Nurses & Obama | Reuters
Dave Must Learn From Conan the Barbarian | James Kirkup
Tory Infighting Will Let Miliband In | The Commentator
Real Swivel-Eyed Loons Are in Number Ten | Telegraph
Bozier Accepts Caution | Political Scrapbook
Getting to Know U-KIP | ConservativeHome
Farage Telegraph Advert | Political Scrapbook
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
Guido. In the interest of political balance. Time to unleash the NONCES from ALL PARTIES. Name and shame the whole lot them.
I regret that I have to report an incident of child molestation in the Royal Family. Ethelwulf, King of Wessex married Osburga when she was aged twelve and I have reason to believe he tapped it in or around 845AD.
Since there is no limitation on this sort of crime, an exhumation would be desirable. His remains may be found at Steyning in West Sussex.
Alas such things were very common in pre-medieval and medieval times.
Henry V11 was born to the Lady Margaret Beaufort when she was just 12. Her husband was one of those welsh Tudor hedge peasants who was then in his 30′s – an old man according to the times.
The Lancastrian Edmund Tudor never saw his son .The Yorkists killed him in a battle for Carmarthen Castle 3 months before Henry was born
Indeed, nell.
My real point is that the hysteria about this may well let some of the more guilty parties of the hook as PC
PlebPlod takes the easy route of nabbing those that are easiest to find rather than going for the really evil people.In fact I prophesy that this is exactly what will happen.
More and more there is delay there is greater chance for them to escape. Years has been wasted there were investigations that ended up in cover up.
Its not just North Wales.
Guilty parties of the hook. ?
Abu Hamza?
Happens here too. How to organise a witchhunt
http://www.richardwebster.net/casa-pia-carlos-cruz-reporterX.html
I think that this is a huge problem for the PTB. This has been looked into back in the 70s by plod, but nothing was done and things just blew over.
By allowing these names to float about on the internet in this way, if anyone does end up in court, the first thing their brief will say is that they cannot get a fair trial because of it. Now tell me that is not a sweet way of protecting our betters from prosecution!
Carry on. Plenty to see here.
Fluffy the Destroyer; loads of people in this country will be happy to give them a fair trail.
If these people run away from this country, no country will accept them.
These people could be still at it, so country need a quick solution to this problem. Cameron seems to want to drag it on till people forget it, this is the problem.
Anonymous, they want it all out there, being open to ‘joe public’ protects them. So smooth, it could be a kind of beer. Legal yum, yum.
Carry on, lots to see here.
gordon….its for you
Cameron was more than happy to pile in on the ‘witch hunt’ till his Tory mob were dragged into the frame.
Dave’s never been too strong on the “thinking things through” side of the job.
Next MP for Mid-Sussex is UKIP. Sorry Dave but I am wobbling overboard old boy.
What it they are still an MP, minister, Lord, senior up in Conservative Party, etc?
Biggest joke is Nick Clegg still claim he is in with Cameron in the government due to national interest. Hope some of Clegg lot weren’t in this together.
Bauxite
But as of April, because of a change in legislation being introduced by Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, the media will no longer be able to identify those involved in cases such as the Websters. It will also be illegal for any children currently in care to speak out, even if they feel they are being maltreated.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/press/justice-ministry-to-bar-parents-from-telling-their-own-stories-1622154.html
I appeal to bleeding heart homos everywhere!
Here are claims made by Mr Lance-Watkins in his video recorded at Marlborough in September 2007:
Tony Blair was fined £50 for importuning at Bow Street Magistrates Court under the name Charles Lynton in 1983.
Gordon Brown spent his early years openly with under age rent boys.
Gordon Brown had two meetings with Thomas Hamilton.
Lord Robertson had a public battle with Thomas Hamilton in the street.
Sarah Macaulay was paid £140,000 to act as Gordon Brown’s fiance.
Sarah Macaulay was paid £50,000 a year to stay as his fiance.
Macaulay’s fees were paid for by the “Black Widow” fund set up by New Labour.
The Black Widow fund came out of the Robert Maxwell pension fund.
Brenda Dean received “payola” for not discussing the details of this pension fund.
The Speculative Society in Edinburgh involves all of the senior police officers in Scotland and all of the judiciary.
Nice touch adding Brenda Dean in there. Tell your boss I’ll put a bit extra in this month’s envelope for that.
Who the fuck is brenda dean?
And anyone with half a braincell has always known the macauley marriage is a sham.
Bitch tried to close me down. Payback time.
“Gordon Brown had two meetings with Thomas Hamilton.”
McMental was disolaying the Jonah touch even then.
you’re showing your ignorance here
The Speculative Society in Edinburgh ? Don’t worry, the police are looking into it :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculum_(medical)
We don’t want no Gay Witch Hunts around here.
Breaking news Jimmy Savile’s chauffeur has been arrested
Suck my cock!
No thanks. It is too small.
Jimmy Savile’s driver has been pulled in and arrested by the plod.
Jimmy Savile’s former chauffeur and flatmate has been arrested by Greater Manchester police at an address in Altrincham, Cheshire.
Jimmy Savile’s former flatmate and chauffeur Ray Teret arrested by Greater Manchester Police in Cheshire.
You ain’t no B1lly he would never be able to spell showfer.
is there an echo in here or were you all geting a bit excited then ?
how can we get a running commentary on this but not all the politico’s?
Nick Griffin MEP @nickgriffinmep
I wonder how many top Tories have been advising Camoron not to have a full & free inquiry into p**dophile grooming?
I hope ITV passed the names onto the police or are they PERVERTing the course of justice?
Quite so. I mean it is certainly not feasible that the thicko police may use the internet themselves. Only people with brains like Philip Scofield have the intelligence to do that. And let’s face it all the allegations made on the internet are true. For instance there is huge current peedo ring within the Labour party. It must be true coz you are reading it on the internet.
Too busy saying MPs have called them names – so no time to catch real wrongens
Since government agencies use the same technique to harass the public, they are accustomed to the fact that the internet has no basis. They are quite adept at accusing people publicly without any evidence.
So why would they believe other accusations.
The only way to accuse people is via the police. Whoops! Failed again, they do not listen. Instead you get an irate inspector that goes on the offensive for troubling him.
Reporting illegal activity makes you the criminal.
What sort of think fuck are you who is under the fuckwitted impression that all the Police need to do is trawl the internet to get “evidence”. You really are an idiot. No wonder Icke makes loads of money from dimwitted twats like you.
Nah, Labour folks are clean, are they not Miranda? Can’t catch me for a Toffee Flea.
This would be a lovely place for a family holiday, if you had young children
http://www.essentialitaly.co.uk/puglia_hotels_il-convento-di-santa-maria-di-constantinopoli.php
We’re desperate for ANYTHING we can get! – no wot I meen?
Good on u!
Indegafatible twat.
in·de·fat·i·ga·ble
and a supporter of criminals committing crimes against humanity
Thanks, I couldn’t be arsed to do a spell check, however I knew someone would correct my spelling.
Very welcome……..
how about that chap with the hook we sent to the US – he should be able to get the mainstream Respect vote out
No way is he getting off the hook !!
I thought you said ‘getting off with his hook’!
Never let the bullshit stress you.
Wise words.
Politics is showbiz for ugly pàedos.
Comment of the day! Surely!
Don’t panic !!
What a bunch of useless Hunts!
Dave is worried about the gayers, how unusual is that? Why in this sophisticated age does he think that the plebs will conflate homosexuality with p*edophilia?
Sophisticated age? That’s the funniest one I have heard today.
Never heard of a wind up?
In all fairness. There are some thickos out there who think all gays are kiddy fiddelers.
Gimme gimme gimme
A boy after midnight!
May I suggest everyone just calm down and go and watch Skyfall. It’s primo entertainment, though Licence to Kill still remains my favourite Bond film.
Seen it, I still reckon the Bourne films are much better.
Toy Story’s are much better and believable.
I saw Sarah Good with the Devil!
I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil!
I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
I saw Brown with the bishop!
Cracking film.
I saw the Bishop, too, and I even spoke with him.
It was rude to talk with your mouth full my dear — but I forgive you.
God botherers should mind their own business.
I saw Brown in the House Of Commons.
Nah, I made that up.
Excellent; this has to be the comment of the day!
I’m organising lots of costly pointless long grass inquiries into inquiries into inquiries.
Only problem is how many “lessons must be learnt” and “must never be allowed to happen again” statements will I have to make?
Better employ another couple of dozen nice pretty SPADS to write the scripts for me. P.S. Gays only need apply. No women
You forgot, “draw a line under and move on going forward”.
We need to turn over a few more stones too.
Leave no avenues unexplored, and follow the facts wherever they lead us, without fear or favour. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Sunshine is always the best disinfectant. All we are saying is give pe*ace a chance. Never was so much owed by so many to so few. ‘Twas ever thus.
I love my wife, Miss Macauley.
But she’s of the bigot gender, surely?
at least she makes sure he takes his meds
The only ‘blunder’ Schofield made was in not revealing the names of the five Tory pervs.
Why don’t you be a brave boy Guido, and name them all and the Labour ones too?
And the BBC fuckers who everybody seems to have conveniently forgotten about.
Why didn’t Scholfield give Cameron a list of the BBC 29, eh eh??
Tonight’s Question Time panel hits a new low in tedium.
Chucky Yomomma, Damian Green, Shirley Williams, Jane Moore and David Blanchflower.
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz…………..
What a shower of shite!
I have connected myself up to the mains electricity in the attempt to stay awake.
Dimbleby to panel interruption scores,
Ummuna 0
Green 50
Williams 0
Moore 0
Blanchflower 0
It is the same sad and tired tripe as the year before and year before that. It is tiresome. I don’t watch it anymore.
It’s because the panelists trot out the same consensual, middle of the road trite, platitudes. I just want to bash their fucking smug skulls in. And the whimsical question at the end of the programme is the usual dumb fuck thinking they’re being clever with a smirk on their fucking twee faces. Fuck them all.
Would you kindly stop sitting on the fence and tell us what you really think?
Shower of Brown shiite. All of them.
question time is blue peter for adults
You better tune in and watch me then
footballer only interesting one mate
I’m shit!
Understatement
Oi! CAMERON, its not a witch hunt or a gay hunt, its a long overdue p**dophile hunt. RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Watson voted to abolish hunting.
Cameron ‘promised’ to restore it within the term of one Parliament. But we all know about Cameron’s ‘promises’, a waste of hot air which could have been used to warm the poor.
Does this leave Cameron’s plans to legalise gay paed ophile marriage in tatters?
Mrs Bone isn’t happy. She needs to be given a good boning.
Get a bigger bone.
I prefer a nice tyrannosaurus sized femur personanaly
That’s really hip.
are you sure you didn’t post the leader to that line…very good
I’m free!
I hope you’ve got enough to blackmail all the corrupt Ministers and M.P.s who might otherwise be tempted to send you to Cell 666 H.M.P. Scrubbs. The fxckers are in desperate need of a high profile conviction to distract attention from themselves and the Beeb.
The price of colonial tri-corner hats is crashing on the Reality Exchange
But I hear these may be making a comeback in the UK:
http://www.bestpricetoys.com/images/imported/20096.jpg
What about us? We’re all in the Boyzonly Club as well
WE KNOW
Verily Verrity, you’re too old now to be Young-One
who’d want to be young again eh ? .., anybody with sense
Interesting Cameron highlighted gayers, was that to try to put the BBC off going after Tories (does being a gayer get you BBC protection even if you’re a Tory?) or does he know something we don’t?
2012 CARDINAL SINS
Being nasty to gays, especially paedo priestly ones.
Swearing at bleck pigs’ bladder kickers
picking your nose during tea
I’m protected too
What a gay day!
Shut that door!
everard
Microsoft.
I think larry liked bananas ..if he were alive now would probably need an apple
Extra large pineapple, shoved forcibly
Not you Abbarse.
Nothing beats the original.
Original? Bah, I did that 300 years ago.
Funny how under pressure both the tory government ( I know, funny too) and the press shut down and support each other. Meanwhile the plebs can go fuck themselves.
Cameron is undoubtedly up to his neck in shit and it isn’t going to go away – especially if he doesn’t make government transparent
Betting bishops bashing bookmakers.
Will Andrew Neil question Portillo about web rumours tonight on This Week?
Please don’t use my name. Dave has kept Shushhhhh. So you dam well do the same.
You do look nice entering all those railway tunnels on that Beeb series though
So cum jump me in one then big boy, thats if big black holes are your thing.
So it turns out Waterhouse protected high profile names who were brought to his attention in his inquiry. Perverts with powerful connections always get away with their crimes.
A ‘gram is better than a damn!
Well rack ‘em up then Waad…
can I pass on the tequilla ?
No moral backbone.
Fawkes, since you have no stomach to out your old paymaster from your Thatchers mr fixit days, as a child rapist.
You can stick your Guidogram up your arse, enjoy.
“You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…”
Well, given his very, very, suspicious support for his old party chums, you certainly would not want to be in front of Guido!!
you would probably find a lot that would stand shoulder to shoulder with him in upholding the right for any of us to say what we think about issues that we reflect upon.
Well, I would stand and bend over in front of him.
he outed Hague on here you mug!
is there anyone who hasn’t been outed on here for something or other.
Remember Leon leaving Britian under a cloud.
he has blocked me.
When I put it to Dave and looked him in the eyes. I could see, hear and feel the heat of the Devil. In hindsight I regret my actions as I truly feel the full force of HMRC will be looking more closely into my earnings.
C**t
Cant WHAT Please explain????????
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9665420/Margaret-Moran-ill-health-means-MP-cannot-be-found-guilty-of-criminal-offence.html
Moran gets away with it!
Ooh! You lot! Don’t you have any shame?
You mustn’t hold a nutter to blame
Mind you, if you judge them just by their deeds
Committing is what all Parliament needs
Then again, a few lampposts and hempen nooses
Would tend to cure them from being silly gooses
You have to be insane to thinks she is not to blame.
She could clearly think that she should buy everything including the kitchen sink.
A good thing to say when you are pressed. It wisnae me. I am depressed.
Before you think she is strange in the head she wisnae that depressed that she could not get out of bed.
Depressed people cannot be doing, with furnishing or decorating, making a ruin.
A hoover and dust ,if your lucky, just to make it look less mucky.
If she was manic depressive that would be a god send. On a high they do nothing but spend spend spend.
She chose the wrong illness. Thick cow.
Moran is an insult to all genuine sufferers of depression and mood disorders. Being depressed does not include the following symptoms i.e.diddeling the tax payers and finding yourself arsed on a documentary for money scams. She should apologist to all people suffering with depression. No one wants to be associated with the lying b!tch.
She is suffering from pigitus moranus which is similar to Athlete’s foot problem except it is a fungal infection that affects the snout if it has been in the trough for too long.
The psychiatrists who failed to diagnose pigitus moranus have their heads up their arses. They should be replaced with realists. She has only had depression since she was caught expenses fiddling and trying to scam money for questions and does not want to go to jail. That is the truth of it! pure and simple. She is a corrupt lying cow.
We object most strongly to being likened endlessly to your corrupt politicians.
Hip Crack Away, I’ll get away with it you fucking plebs
Oh! the gravy train is a-rollin’ over the plains
With the champagne flowing and a fat line of cocaine.
Money for me! A million a day!
Arse-crack away! Arse-crack away! Arse-crack away!
Oh! The gravy train is a-headin’ over the hills,
Where the small boys’ rectums promise thousands of thrills.
Bribe the police! And they’ll go away!
So, arse-crack away! Arse-crack away! Arse-crack away!
I’m headin’ straight for hell, you as well, with a load of money,
Don’t you think that’s funny, taxpayer’s boy?
“Once, I had a secret love
That lived within the heart of me…”
And, apparently, so do a lot of politicians.
(And I’m an icon to many butchies the way Dorothy is to gay men. No prizes for figuring out why.)
This latest gaff by Lord Toff shows what a crook he is.
Our family and friends are putting the X in for UKIP and Non-Party.
As so far the three main have let us down. So we want change.
Do you think that UKIP is the Tea Party in disguise?
I’ve got to hand it to you, not many would have the stones claim something they saw on TV as a scoop.
Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:
Jeremiah 5:21
Son of man, thou dwellest in the midst of a rebellious house, which have eyes to see, and see not; they have ears to hear, and hear not: for they are a rebellious house.
Ezekiel 12:2
Bring forth the blind people that have eyes, and the deaf that have ears.
Isaiah 43:8
In France they call it a Royale (pulp fiction).
who organises marches around here?
I would much rather follow Jimmy Savile to his BBC dressing room than follow Piers Morgan on Twitter.
But not the Moron.
are they appearing in panto at scarborough ?
they’re all behind you.
the dead ones are behind us all
Justin Welby can fuk off and do one.
Used to work in the financial market. Now god botherers want to capitalise by meddling in our lives. What a t*rd.
Willy ‘Bum’ Hague is sweating alot recently
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
I hope that’s unleaded solder that you’re playing with.
http://order-order.com/2012/02/09/did-the-bbc-fix-it-for-jim-awkward-questions-for-director-general-mark-thompson/
Why is this paeaeaeaedo stuff only getting going now?
Well done ‘The Oldie’.
Nick Griffin MEP @nickgriffinmep
& why is Camoron trying to deny & cover up truth? Is he a) Ignorant, b) scared of the lobby, c) In closet?
You figure!!!!
There’s a sale on at Dreams
I’ve been playing with my Scalextric today.
Every man knows his limitations.
I trust her more than I do Cameron, more coherent , slightly smaller tits but I bet she sucks cock even better than he does
But he takes it up the jacksy better than she
Vunerable woman getting abused by two household name tv presenters.
No trial by twitter for the suspected tory child abusers, say tory MP’s, but welfare claimants have been tried and found guilty by media.
Hang them all, God will find his own.
Witch Finder, you are an out and out harpie; and a perv to boot.
Did you know that Rolf Harris covered ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’? http://ow.ly/f8bCg
He also did two little boys
We all know who they are
The “Noble” one was outed by a social worker on ITVs 18:30 news
I bet he is finding his pasta a little loose in the bowels this evening
They dont like it up them as Clive Dunn used to say
Paedogram going out soon
Who is scripting this shit?
Smells like a smokescreen to me.
My messenger pigeons keep getting shot down over occupied territory.
No need for inquiries, enquiries, judicial reviews, etc., just use Schofields Law. The judge and jury is you at home, just hang on a minute while we cut to the adverts.
Discount pitchforks and nooses
Its a niche market but lucrative
Go long on pitchforks short on nooses
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK
Yes but its all happening abroad so all the parochial Liblabconner twats in this country don’t care.
They say I know where the bodies are. I should. I buried them myself.
not the bloody motorway bridges again…
Well if you can’t arrange a concrete overcoat who can?.
Right now, I’m a “pillar of the community”– holding up an elevated highway in suburban Detroit.
Ha Ha I Love it
Have a few bottles of red tonight and tomorrow and over the weekend, by Monday you would have forgotten all about it……..
Don’t forget the Beef Bavette Dave, you are going need all your strength …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. AS IF
When little boys just won’t do eh…
Not for some apparently
http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=plpp&v=IHEtPXcuBVE
Not for some.
Guido, are you aware of this re John Hemming and Senator Syvret in Jersey about the Haut de la Guarenne case?
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201213/cmhansrd/cm120918/debtext/120918-0003.htm#12091835000389
Breaking news
Ian Brady is revealed to be top Tory
Mr Brady is quoted as saying
“My human right to sodomise, remove fingers and murder children is being compromised by Brussels”
I should be allowed to die with dignity”
Good old cuddly Ken fully supports this man and has sent Frank Bruno and Phillip Schofield( A Khazar) to shake the hand of this much misunderstood man
You know what?
I will join Socilists in pissing upon Thatchers grave just as did I upon the one occupied by the Khazar Marx
Socialists
You’ll have to fight your way past me. You Beast you.
Mr Twat
As a fellow Northen type we can embrace then let loose
That “Woman” is as bad as Blair(Never thought that I would say that)
I suppose that we should listen to and look at her own children
Wicked evil woman
And you lefties can fuck off as well, your turn is right around the corner
Dear Mr Beast,
I have gazed upon the offspring of that creature and can only contain my horror and repulsion at what can be created in what may have been construed as an of passion by a female and male of our species.
One who earnt his fortune peddling banned chemicals and the inventor of ‘whippy type ice cream’
You will note the the ice cream I mention is not the ‘dairy’ variety
The boys in all their glory
I like a nice tune.
Question time really is garbage these days
Just when was it good ?
A horde of mongs fielding pre chosen questions
Dimbleby should be buried alive with Saviles corpse and 20 live rats, maybe Nadine Knockers as well
That will teach him
But Dear old Dimbleybong is a ‘Buller Boy’ made good surely. he’s a national treasure at the BBC
I can’t understand why nobody on the Question Time panel has ever turned around to him and said; But of course you were a member of the Bullingdon Club weren’t you old Boy! (blushes and quickly switches subject that was under discussion), Time for a pre-arranged question from the audience please!, lol.
watching Michael Xavier Portcullis now. Little boys and trains. Hornby have a lot to answer, there should be an inquiry.
Sure got the TWAT bit right.
Thats why I chose it you anonymous tosser. Strike a nerve? eeeeeee That makes me want spark me clogs.
Politicians are all bent, sexually and morally.
Anyone know yet the craic with Huhne? The greasy fucker seems to have disappeared of the radar.
He might be in Puglia
Breaking news…
New reality TV show being planned by the people that brought us Britains Got Benefits.
Preliminary title ‘I’m a Pederast Get Me Out of here’
Pilot to be screened at Christmas
david cameron will not be happy
Can anybody(even Labour Mongs) look at either of the Millbands and not have the word “NONCE” spring into their minds ?
One has bought even more children than Sir Elton John has, he didnt even buy British !!!
The Pole of war dodging stock bought one abroad
Born in the USA not under an English Oak
Sorry TWO!
Yet more Immigrants brought in by Immigrants
‘Buy Children’ ? Free aren’t they, just go to one of those farms we euphamistically call Care Homes.
But you don’t get to keep them, they have to back for a cold bath before breakfast.
Jokes aside Mr Twat
It happens
It happened where I schooled
Sadism, obvious gayers who had no business in the showers(staff)
Luckily we had a good headmaster who weeded them out and none of us got bummed
most people are not like that, its a shame that we have to feel guilt about being nice to a child
Last year I found some Somali kid (about 2 ) wandering about by a busy Rd I sort of panicked WTF DO I DO?
I look like a nonce if I try and take him home by the handso I just herded him and called the police
Next time he can run in front of a bus
One more council house that can be occupied by a white person
It happened to me ‘Alledgedly’ But it was ok she was a woman, I was lucky!
Sorry, not strictly true.
My attentions were sought by two others, both male.
1 a Rugby player that used to frequent my parents pub
I later got that fucker when I was about 40 He did’nt remember me as a child but sure as fuck will never forget me as a man.
2 A senior person in our sea cadet unit who tried to fuck me on a boat on the Norfolk Broads.
My father did’nt believe me, not long later he was arrested and done for attacking two others. He then weny underground until his new neighbours found out who he was then his car got fucked, his house and his life.
That woman on this week was not particularly good looking but bloody hell was she sexy.
To avoid any confusion the one in the red dress talking about the US election.
*palms up*
You know some times a boy has to do what he is told
yes Philip – it’s all your fault – you’ve been a very naughty boy – the tories are proud of the record concerning gay men and will fight to the hilt to prevent their masquerade from being given public airtime
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9665379/ITV-reported-to-Ofcom-for-ambushing-David-Cameron-with-paedophile-list.html
this government will even repprt you to fofcom
if it wasn’t for the shit we’d be able to see the whitewash
You are not my cup of tea Phil .
Having said that , if as a presenter, you wish to put a politician on the spot you should be allowed to do so without being shot at dawn the day after .
Look you Yvonne, Schofield eneded up putting himself on the spot.
Only if you consider that lynch-mobs and witch-hunts based on dubious information is responsible journalism.
The Guardian appears to be blowing the BBC’s Newsnight story apart.
A Newsnight story, pleese mummy can I have a story?.
I would think my politcal TV moment of the week was on todays Daily Politics and round 2 of press regulation in which former newspaper editor got to do his own authored piece to pose at media litgiation lawyer . Andrew Neil did a splendid job about freedom to publish , as it became apparent that the law that was being considered would mean that if you were not approved , you could not publish . He also had ago about media not cleaning up its act which was fair enough . I know we take such things for granted , but I was surpised by when it came down to it it was a law that could easily turn very controlling indeed . I remeber Michael White recalling his early days when the sharp red top journos , had bent pennys to jam the phone boxes and would always take the photo negatives to stop any other journo getting the scoop .
I would think a free press is very important which the former editor listed in his vid ,a very interesting moment on how easily wonk land can be made real .
The new Arcbishop of Canterbury is to be Bishop Welby the reconciler , on the face of it perhaps a good management type choice very pragmatic, hes against gay marriage but for women bishops , which isnt really much of a choice the former being obvious and the latter having little supporting evidence. So I would guess some of us must be looking on going……. why!. His first interview should be quite interesting as one on one , i would guess a panel type interview would be putting quite abit of dirty linen out on the line at a delicate time , but equally if things are foisted then I suppose we can only make our choices rather than the distractions of grumbling about uncessary changes that do no respect the historic characture of worship and ministry .I dont think I am being mean , I can just envisage new sorts of power struggles based around equality compliance and well God, seemed to work pretty well through the traditional structure …….
did Blanche flower admit on QT that he was a Labour economist …… oh the joy of the one , and to think he was giving us all those unbiased highly informed opinions on the economy all along LOL
Guido Fawkes & Labour are to force a Commons vote on Monday that it hopes will lead to the postponement of a planned 3p per litre rise in fuel duty in January.
Guido Fawkes’ recommendations are:
change the Libel Law in the UK
an end to D-Notices – with reference to Operation Ore naming 7,272 p**dophiles in 1999
no locking away of papers for hundred years or so
politicians to be checked each year against the Criminal Records Bureau (CRB checked)
no terms of reference for enquiries (limiting the scope)
stop the Devil from finding work for idle hands
stop allowing the elite to think they are special. Take away their privileges
…
There are more p**dophiles in the Establishment and the Governing Elite than there are among ordinary people.
The new chief Devil Dodger is an old Etonian .
Should fit in nicely then .
He will surely be an improvement on the bearded, sandalled, wet behind the ears one.
Border Agency may hand amnesty to migrants
Because of backlog.
Who will give the ones with hooks and prayer mats in the street their benefits that they have travelled so far to get?
HAHAH oh dear the BBC/news night /fatty Watson story is developing some big a£$ holes!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/nov/08/mistaken-identity-tory-abuse-claim
Yes indeed but also now one of the victims that originally came forward is saying he believes it might have been another member of the family.
Exactly why idiots like sch ofield shouldn’t be waving names in front of tv cameras & also why schof ield should now be sacked.
Agree, Schofield should resign. His actions are not acceptable, but did he do it off his own back or was it planned by others within itv? Whatever, Schofield and itv both look prats.
And poor old tomwatson is looking pretty silly too – he’ll be completely discredited if he fails to get a tory scalp out of this scandal.
“ITV reported to OFCOM over Schofield witch-hunt stunt”.
What a pity it wasn’t the BBC who did it.
This story is being managed. There’s a concerted attempt to burn out a fire break – plant duff stories, tar all allegations with the same brush. The media are gearing up to skate over this.
There are no conspiracies they say, as Margaret Moran is let off by a conspiracy between cops, medics, CPS and courts.
Is margaretmoran being let off? From the evidence being presented in court yesterday looks very like she’ll eventually face a sentence.
The average length of an adult male penis when not erect is 3.5 inches.
Illegal immigrants could get amnesty, claims the BBC.
Give the public sector any job to do and they will fuck it up.
Maybe the mongs who have vilified Lord McAlpine without any knowledge or evidence will now see just how bloody idiotic they have been – but somehow I doubt it. Once a twat always a twat.
Well that seems to be the way the world goes. I wonder if Tom Watson will be saying sorry?
Good afternoon! Anyone at home?
Still in bed the morning after the night before !!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20252160
Jonah Mc Mentalist in Pakistsn telling locals not tbe bullied supporting young girl for Nobel Prize ,thats her chances gone