November 7th, 2012

By-Election Super Thursday: 29 Nov


  1. 1
    Tom says:


  2. 2
    Tom says:

    Oops just realised that voting in Corby will be the same day as the policemen

  3. 3
    Penis Macshame says:

    I might stand for Rotheram.

  4. 4
    smoggie says:

    Another cu­nt who can’t spell “Middlesbrough”.

  5. 5
    ed martin says:

    probably some **** from Middlesbrough

  6. 6
    john prescott says:

    vote for me – THE COMMISSIONATOR

  7. 7
    john burco's old boiler says:

    named after a well known domestic appliance?

  8. 8
    sir boffton toffton says:

    does one need to know where these places are?

    what’s the first class rail fare from London?

  9. 9
    Ehtch says:

    North Croydon will be the interesting one, the barometer. Might as well post a song, The Ship pub, near the flyover, but in South Croydon, much past visited. Wonder if North Croydon will go out with us?

  10. 10
    Ehtch says:

    Yes Corby, where Louise Mensche has fucked off from the numbnut tories when she saw sense, and it didn’t take her long. Respect to her.

  11. 11
    Ehtch says:

    Calm down, cam down – ok you asked for it, Teeside Tintin, with his fucking doggie Snowy,

    What do you saa Snowy, simwun is feckin’ wi’ oos, who is it Snowy, pray tell lad….

  12. 12
    Tard says:

    Middlesbrough. Not Middlesborough. Fuckwit.

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