October 30th, 2012

October Surprise “Obama Birth” Video


  1. 1
    jgm2 says:


    • 7
      jgm2 says:

      That baby is holding its own head up (32 secs onward). Newborns don’t do that.

      • 10
        Tooth fairy says:

        Eyes open wide, focusing, 16lbs and Mum as fresh as a daisy.

        • 12
          jgm2 says:


          It’s such a bad and obvious fake it must be a bl*ack op by the democrats.

          • jgm2 says:

            And that’s before we question just who, even in this day and age, videos the birth of their children let alone in 1961, in colour.

            A man wouldn’t be seen dead in the delivery ward in 1961 unless he was the doctor.

          • Mr Nobody says:

            Wow! Since I last watched it, Holby City’s production values have improved immeasurably.

        • 69
          Gooey Blob says:

          We’re expected to believe this woman has passed a baby’s head the size of a jack-o-lantern through her pelvis, yet the production budget didn’t extend to a bottle of ketchup to simulate blood. That’s rather disappointing.

          What with it being Hallowe’en tomorrow, we at least deserve to see a bit of fake gore.

      • 50
        Anonymous says:

        Can someone explain the logic of benefit caps; families are capped at £500 while singles are £350. Problem are

        1) people will separate and claim £850 a week

        2) how can a family of 3, 4, 5 or 6 live on £500 a week if singles can claim £350 a week.

        I think cap for single people should be reduced to £150 a week. Hope people challenge it as it seems it favours gays and discriminate against straight people as they more likely to live as a family.

        Best is to stop benefits for able bodied people and people with minor disabilities but if we are paying benefits we have to do it fairly.

        • 53
          jgm2 says:

          how can a family of 3, 4, 5 or 6 live on £500 a week

          Plenty of families get by on £500 quid a week before tax and have to work for it.

          • Anonymous says:

            Then justify why single people need £350 a week in benefits? What is wrong it cutting it to £150 a week?

          • jgm2 says:

            Far be it from me to defend the benefit system but a household does have certain fixed costs.

            So, accommodation might be (say) 200 quid a week and electric (say) 50 quid a week and so on.

            But the additional cost of food for each additional individual living in the house is a lot less than the fixed cost of the house in the first place. Hence families will be able to get by on 500 quid while a single person living alone will still have (almost) the same fixed costs as a family.

          • Anonymous says:

            Why cannot singles live in a room and share a house, not even telling them to share a room. £60 for a room.

            Even £50 pounds of electricity is over the top for a family. So utilities for a single person should be £15 a week.

            Food, if he eats at home £35 is enough for basic food. If he / she wants the fine things in life let him / her get a job.

            Even with this budget he / she has £40 more.

          • ÁC1 says:

            Deliver Healthy food to dole scroungers and the professionally handicapped…

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          forgotten man says:

          I’m running a 4 bed and four people houshold on £300/w.

          If I was paying market rent it would be nearer £400

          If I dropped the kid’s and wife’s mobile phone and a couple of subscriptions , including a couple of charitable ones then I would be below £200.

          At that level 25% would be council tax….that you dont pay if you are on benefits.

          A lot of “poverty” is crap money management.

          • Anonymous says:

            So why does single person need £350 a week? 4 singles could share a house like yours and still live off £500 among them selves. So each person need only £125 (£500/4), if they need any extras the can have £25 each.

          • jgm2 says:

            You’re preaching to the converted.

            The benefit system is way too generous.

          • Anonymous says:

            jgm, so the issue come to this. Is there discrimination, as there is higher chance straight people would live as a family than gays.

          • ÁC1 says:

            Come on!

            Sky TV,
            Large car to transport the parent-kidnapped,
            Mobiles for all,

            It all adds up. Doing without = povurtee.

      • 231
        Archie says:

        Faked from start to finish!

    • 54
      Anonymous says:

      Looks more like a raci*st video.

      • 58
        jgm2 says:

        No. It’s just a very bad fake trying to ‘prove’ Omaha Beach wasn’t born in the US.

        • 62
          Anonymous says:

          This question would not arrived if he was white. Have they questioned any white Presidential candidate about where he was born?

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Every other Presidential candidate has not sealed his records or spent millions evading investigations into his authenticity to be President. So, just what is the teleprompter messiah hiding?

          • jgm2 says:

            You’re kidding me.

            Omaha Beach is susceptible to this line of attack because his parents did travel around a bit while he was young and not in an easily traceable kind of manner (eg working for the US military). If Omaha Beach was white and with a German or Polish father then I’m sure the same questions would be raised.

            If there was any question about where any presidential candidate was born or if any element of doubt could be introduced no matter how unlikely then I’m sure the opposition would be exploiting it to the hilt.

            Nobody questioned where Jesse Jackson was born when he was in the running.

          • Jimmy says:

            Nonsense. His opponent last time actually was born overseas and no one batted an eyelid.

          • Anonymous says:

            I do think Obama wasted time in office. Could have done a lot.

            But rather than attacking his economic policies or other policies some of you are just questioning his birth because he is not white and that is raci*st.

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Jimmy, sometimes I think you might be smart and then you go and post shite like that, without even a hint of humour to hide your idiocy / dishonesty.

            Indeed McCain was not born in the USA, so far 10/10 for ‘honest Jim’, however you, I am sure, do not need the rest spelling out.

            As it was, McCain gave all the required documentation, which demonstrated his legitimacy as a bona fide candidate.

            Something your messiah Obumma has repeatedly failed to do. Indeed he has spent millions hiding almost everything about his life prior to becoming a candidate in 2008.

            Piss poor Jimmy, piss poor.

          • jgm2 says:

            If it was a ra*cist thing then where was the ‘birther’ the attack on Jesse Jackson?

            He’s a lot bl*acker than Omaha.

          • Anonymous says:

            Archer Karcher, Obama published his birth certificate.

            jgm2, issue could be one is the most powerful man on earth and represent the most powerful country on earth, other is just an entertainer.

          • Anonymous says:

            jgm, Jesse Jackson didn’t have any hope of becoming President.

          • Archer Karcher says:

            “Archer Karcher, Obama published his birth certificate.”

            Right, the photoshopped one with the digitally altered details and a dead doctors signature? Are you really that gullible when it comes to politicians?

            I have some hard and fast rules when it comes to politicians myself, which you may be well advised to think about emulating.

            They are, trust none until they earn it, repect none until they deserve it and believe none until they can prove it.

          • Anonymous says:

            Did McCain come and give you all the originals to check or post it you?

          • ÁC1 says:

            It’s amusing that any questioning of Obama’s obviously fake “scan” of his cert, meets a race-card attempt.

            It’s worn out.

          • jgm2 says:

            It’s worn out.

            It’s all they’ve got. It’s much better to frighten people into silence by labelling them as counter-revolutionaries or ra*cists or se*xists than it is to have the argument. The bedwetters don’t care if they ‘win’ by fear or reason (unlikely). Except that fear is quicker.

            Stalin, Castro and Mao pioneered the way.

          • This question did arise for Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger so this is not racist, it is just dirty politics.

            David Cameron could settle the question of Obama’s birth place by opening Foreign and Commonwealth Office Colonial archives for Kenya 1961

    • 61
      Gooey Blob says:

      This sort of reminds me of Acorn Antiques.

  2. 2
    keredybretsa says:

    Oh! Yes I can!

  3. 3
    Tooth fairy says:

    LoL what bollox is this? Is it 1st April??????? Did sleep for 6 months?

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    What a lot of pish says:

    I think I’ll file this in the same place as that alien autopsy video.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Am dat in Kenya, Somalia or Hawyee?

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    Roger The cabin Boy says:

    If that’s a newborn baby, my knob’s a bloater!

    • 11
      jgm2 says:

      Indeed. From 32 secs onwards you can see the ‘newborn’ holding its own head up. The fucker must be about four months old.

      It’s such an obvious and bad fake it would have to be made by the Democrats to discredit Romney.

      • 19
        Peter Grimes says:

        Smells like it, even from here.

      • 188
        Pundit too too says:

        Will the BBC show it or is it too “sensitive”?
        They have certainly not been backward in going forward for Obama this last week.
        Obviously Romney has joined Thatcher in the BBC hate stakes.

        • 189
          jgm2 says:

          Who cares what the BBC shows in relation to Omaha/Romney? The US voters certainly don’t. BBC output is useful only as a guide to what the Labour party/Grauniad are thinking.

        • 242
          Peter Grimes says:

          Pundit you are trying too hard. Your line is the one that leftoids use all the time about AlJaBeeBa, that they are biased to the right. Only your fellow- travellors here will agree with you, but they are as fucking dumb as you are.

  7. 8
    twinkle says:

    Fucking NHS tourists.

  8. 9
    Jimmy says:

    The thing about righties is it’s so hard to tell when they’re trying to be funny or genuinely insane.

    Mind you one thing is pretty clear from this campaign is that the reproductive process remains a subject about which they remain deeply confused.

    • 15
      Jimmy is another made up character on here says:

      Righties insane ? So you would say the genocides unleashed by The likes of Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler , and Mao where the works of clear thinking rational individuals ?

    • 16
      Peter Grimes says:

      Perhaps we should use the Leftist birth control method of sticking it up one’s partners’ (sic) jaxxies, as ‘it’s less of a sin’ as an Irish author once wrote!

      • 22
        antihero says:

        or possibly a Conservative style orange in the mouth a la Mr Milligan?

      • 23
        Jimmy says:

        You can if you like, but you’ll find I think it feels very different from your hand.

        • 36
          arnold says:

          I haven’t had a wank since I went to a lefty workshop called ‘Celebrating Masturbation Month’. It feels dirty now.

    • 29
      Repuglicunts says:

      The right are opposed to abortion. Except when it’s one of their mistresses or a hooker they need to pay to get an abortion.

      And they’re for family values. Except when they have an affair and get a mistress pregnant.

      And they don’t like blks. Except when they fuck one and get her pregnant, like Strom Thurmond.

    • 32
      Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

      The thing about loony lefties is they’re NEVER funny but are genuinely insane.

      • 127
        Peter Grimes says:

        Never intentionally funny, but when you read their manic diatribes on here, you have to laugh at their rank stupidity.

    • 47
      Archer Karcher says:

      Obumma was born? I think you will find he is a composite, teleprompter reading, robot.

      Though his chip is obviously faulty.

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    Anonymous says:

    Wrong flag for the date in question too. poor effort.

  10. 14
    lokifimbulwinter says:

    Total fake for one the baby must weigh at least 20lbs. As much as I’m no fan of the Kenyan this is a joke.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Poor mother, that baby was about six months overdue.

  12. 21
    antihero says:

    is this the video purported to be shot on super 8, 3 years before super 8 was available and features the Kenyan flag which only came into use in 1965?

    This nonsense aside thee american right have lost their minds and deserve to lose this election which they should have had in the bag months ago.


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    Very very nasty says:

    This blog has now allied itself with these types. Congratulations.

  14. 26
    Tooth fairy says:

    On a serious note.. you have to question who the target audience is aimed at. Not talking about the brightest or sharpest of tools in the electorate box.

    • 31
      Jimmy says:

      Have you ever watched Fox News?

    • 34
      Repuglicunts says:

      Fat, redneck, creationist tea party lunatics. Yep, not the sharpest tools.

      • 40
        Dimocrats says:

        Wots creationist meen?

        • 130
          ÁC1 says:

          It means you can’t see how a system can efficiently self-organise and remove failure without some sort of super-being in charge..

          At least that’s what dimocrats think about the economy…

          • the matrix says:

            A super self organising being exhibiting what looks like intelligence…….NATURE.

          • Peter Grimes says:

            ‘super-being’ – are you talking about the Prime Mentalist McBroon there?

          • Anonymous says:

            The world wouldn’t be half as fucking weird without us super intelligent human beings in charge. I guess that’s why they say we are the image of god.

    • 38
      Kreatcherr says:

      Aimed at the brain dead jeebus drooling, right leaning, gun owning, that are either undecided or totally clueless, even both maybe!

      Trump would buy it… he probably did…or at least paid for it!

    • 41
      jgm2 says:

      Indeed. It’s such an obvious fake I cannot believe that a single adult would be fooled. It is so bad that I have to assume it was created by Democrats purely to create a feeling of superiority over any Republicans who would believe such shit.

      ‘See, look, those dumbass Republicans faked this video and its wrong here, here and here, and yet people still believe it, oh my God, they’re soooo stooopid and we’re so progressive and clever…’

      • 66
        Strom Thurmond got his blk maid pregnant says:

        So you missed the Romney/Ryan logo at the end? By all means slam the democrats as much as you want, but when you claim something that the video shows to be so obviously incorrect, it suggests either failing eyesight or lunacy.

        • 72
          jgm2 says:

          So they’ve faked this video but not faked the Romney/Ryan logo. Because that would be wrong?

          They could put a Romney/Ryan logo on any old bullshit but it doesn’t mean they (Romney/Ryan) know anything about it.

        • 73
          Archer Karcher says:

          Jesus, you really are THAT dim! Perhaps someone should introduce you to a computer video editing suite. Even someone as evidently thick as you are could knock out a piss poor video and put ANYONES logo on it in five minutes.

          • Not very bright are you? says:

            Can anyone fake a video? Yes. Can a political party fake a video and pass it off as being by their opponents? Well, you see there’s this thing called US electoral law. Doing that constitutes fraud and the party responsible would never live it down. But that clearly didn’t occur to you, being as you are the type of delusional desperate fuckwit whose reaction to anything awkward is to just say “it didn’t happen, it’s not true, they didn’t do it, the others did it. Catholic priests didn’t fiddle kids, it was a conspiracy by the democrats in conjunction with some blks who secretly transported the kids into the homes of the innocent priests and drugged the priests and made them insert their penises into the boys. It wasn’t george bush who ran up a trillion dollar deficit. It was created the day after obama took office. Anders Breijvik was paid by liberals to kill kids! They told him to say he wanted an all white christian world! It didn’t happen! He didn’t say it! La la la! Mrs Thatcher never met Savile! Some liberals went back in time and forced her to give him a knighthood and then digitally faked her inviting him to chequers! Woop woop!

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Who said that a political party was masquerading as another dimwit?

            I said, now concentrate very, very hard, ANYONE ( now what do you think that means? ) can make a video. There that wasn’t too hard was it, oh in your case yes it probably was.

      • 131
        ÁC1 says:

        That Alabama girl with the illiterate anti-Obama sign on Facebook is actually an Obama supporter from Massachusetts.


    • 42
      Jimmy says:

      I take it you’ve never watched Fox News

  15. 27
    Al Dee says:

    So the plod are going to have a New New Scotland Yard. But what will they call it when the Scotch go their own way?

    • 134
      ÁC1 says:

      New Darien Yard?

    • 146
      Mr Nobody says:

      It will retain the same name, but in recognition of this momentous occasion the famous revolving sign will be replaced with a giant sculpture depicting an enormous badly-stuffed kebab, with a deep-fried Mars bar sticking out of it at a jaunty angle.

      The sculpture will be flanked by a statue on either side. To the left, a four-foot six Scottish centre-forward with two left feet, and to the right a menacing Glaswegian drunk holding a broken pint glass and a giro.

  16. 30
    Raving Loon says:

    Drones, bailouts, huge national debt… and you go after the birther myth?!

  17. 35
    jgm2 says:

    Come on Guido.

    This such an obvious fake – what are you trying to show? That your readership are/are not utterly credulous fuckwits who will believe any old shit?

    Did we pass?

  18. 44
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Obama’s birth certificate has now been traced .

    Contrary to popular belief he was born in a sleepy provincial US town called Smallville .

  19. 55
    17.41 says:

    Too many “Large Drinks” for lunch Guido?

  20. 56
    gramma says:

    I think I can now understand why he ended up with the Bar-uck.

  21. 59
    HenryV says:

    One of the Roswell aliens was pregnant? Wow!

  22. 67
    Pathetic says:

    Oh for god sake!

  23. 74
    The Tea Party says:

    Yeeah, lynch dat n****r! Yeeeah! Freedom fries! Earth is 7000 years old! Yeeeah! Sarah Palin done be a real smart and intelligents woman lady! Fuckin kill all n****rs! White power! Praise jesus! God is love! Kill all n****rs!

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      Stalin says:


    • 78
      Gooey Blob says:

      It’s nice to hear UKIP speaking out on other issues for a change.

      • 84
        BDK says:

        There has never been a right wing dictator

        All dictators are de facto socialists

        • 193
          HenryV says:

          You be careful. The truth will get you into trouble! The two greatest con tricks of all time are how the Left managed to saddle the Right with National Socialism and the greed of big business. A lot of fun can be had by de -constructing National Socialism for students inculcated with socialist thinking during their Blair era school years. Even better if you can then demonstrate that big business greed is not about conserving anything, especially old values, and then for a finale compare big business with big government.

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    Duncan says:

    Morons – Kenya was not independent until 1963. So it should have been a Union Jack!!

    • 81
      jgm2 says:

      And of course hospitals the world over have always been filled with stickers of their national flags.

      Why, the first thing I see whenever I visit a hospital are union flag stickers all over the shop. Except in Fucking Scotland where they have those blue flags with white ‘X’s they prefer up there.

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        UKIP.i.am says:

        Scotland is full of national socialists.

        • 102
          the mac tax says:

          They practically invented it as a way of mugging the English.

          • The English benefit from Scottish ingenuity every single day says:

            Well we invented almost evetything else.

          • The Scottish benefit from English ingenuity and hard work every single day says:

            Thanks to the pioneering work of the Englishman Francis Crick every Scotsman will one day be able to discover who their father is.

          • Dodgy English Scientist benefits from the work of others for the rest of his life says:

            Crick, wasn’t he the one who plagerised the work of Rosalind Franklin and never gave her the credit as well as well as advocating eugenics ? Is this behavior typical of the English ?.

      • 143
        Who you looking at? says:

        Can’t think why you would end up in hospital when you visit Scotland. No siree its not like your an obnoxious bigoted twat or anything !

    • 194
      HenryV says:

      Union Flag. Unless there was a warship in that video which I didn’t see…….

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    forgotten man says:

    Born overseas?

    Well that does it then.

    Boris HAS to become President!

    He qualifies and Cameron can breath easy….

  26. 89
    the furry fuhrer says:

    see how easy it is girls ? get out there and procreate, the world needs more

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    Gen Augusto Pinochet, a mass murdering dictator and friend of the right says:

    How dare you! I’ll have you know I have never been a socialist!

    • 103
      Archer Karcher says:

      Yeah but you are really small fry Augusto.

      What was your measly tally of commies again 5,000?
      And then you went and gave the country democracy again! What a weakling!

      I am afraid a lowly NCO in the Red Army or the Nazi army, would have shamed those numbers in a month.
      Why even Che managed to murder more than you and he’s a leftard hero to this day.


  28. 97
    digitaltoast says:

    Only a bunch of fat redneck retards would believe this obvious fakery or vote for a devious old fart like Romney, hopelessly out of touch with the needs of his country or people. So by that reckoning, he’s in with a good chance…

    • 105
      Archer Karcher says:

      Rather than a hopelessly out of touch Obumma, who statistically is among the worst Presidents ever by pretty much every measurement. Maybe if he gets a second term he can tax and borrow his way to socialist nirvanah. Though I very much doubt he has a clue how to get there. If only his marxist teachers were still alive, eh?

      • 108
        digitaltoast says:

        …”who statistically is among the worst Presidents ever by pretty much every measurement.”

        Yeah, I keep seeing this cut’n’paste quote. But never the statistics.
        Perhaps you’ll be the first to come up with a link?

        • 113
          Anonymous says:

          For attendance on golf courses I reckon he’s the best president ever.

        • 135
          ÁC1 says:

          Apart from Yemen, Libya, Syria and now Mali he hasn’t involved America in any wars, and he also nearly almost closed down Guantanamo Bay which was a top priority.

          • stun says:

            Summed up beautifully by the milfalicious (if rather daft) Sarah Palin with the ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for y’all’.

        • 246
          digitaltoast says:

          “Perhaps you’ll be the first to come up with a link?”.

          Guess you won’t. It’s been 15 hours and 6 posts, but you’ve not been able to come up with the numbers.

      • 166
        Hurricane Sandy says:

        Wel,l his Moslem ones probably are.

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    dogsled says:

    From the makers of Made In Chelsea.

    Disposable gloves in 1961?

    The flag.

    The size of the baby and its holding its head up.

    Faker than one of Fiona Phillips smiles. Hopefully this will get buried under the Sandy issue and will not get to a wider audience. If this has come via Trump (he was rumoured to have something on this issue up his sleeve.), he is clearly using far too many hair products and the chemicals are eating into his brain.


  30. 104
    Universal Hiss says:

    I presumed this was just a not funny joke.

    It is,isn’t it?

    No one could be so stupid as to….oh,never mind!

  31. 106
    Anonymous says:

    I think that whoever faked this video was just having a laugh, as is Guido.

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    Donald Trump's comb over says:

    Sure looks like Kenya

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    Not very bright are you? says:

    Yep, indeed you did say anyone. But what’s this! You see the post I responded to above? You know, the one which assumes the video’s been made by the Democrats? And then you see my reply to his post? You know, the one where I addressed what he said and which you then responded to? That’s right. There’s a good boy. Now go wipe the drool off your elderly wife’s mouth and remind her what century it is.

    • 174
      jgm2 says:

      Comprehension not your forte?

      Not the Democrats. Democrats. I’d be surprised if such a bl*ack op were sanctioned from the top (although you never know) but it’s far more likely that a few of Omaha’s fellow travellers in Shitsville, Alabama independently get together and created this obviously bogus video purely to laugh at the hysteria caused in the local trailer parks.

      FWIW I don’t give a hoot whether Omaha was born in the US or not. Look at the clusterfuck made of the UK by that jackass Brown (or the US by that jackass Bush) and nobody is claiming in mitigation that either of them was born outside their country.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    How come a developed country (mostly) like the US, cannot find an official record of a birth in a middle-class family about 50 odd years ago, when in the UK, every birth marriage and death can be traced for the last 200 years??

  35. 117
    Anonymous says:

    wow… a baby that size, she must have a vagina like a size 10 wellington boot top :)

  36. 119
    Shock and awe....some :) says:

    A flocking enormous foof like a size 10 wellington boot top comes to mind :)

  37. 121
    OldAfricaHand says:

    This is a joke I presume. I am no fan of Obama but the whole Birther stuff is b*****Ks. Firstly travelling to Kenya in 1961 was a big deal – only the very rich or employees being paid travel expenses by the British Colonial Service would have done so – not some ordinary unmarried USA college student. Turning to this video. Obama was born on 4/8/1961. Kenya became independent on 12/12/1963. If any flag was shown in a hospital in 1961 it would be the Union Jack, not the Kenyan flag. Secondly chaps with cameras in the birthing room are recent phenomena – last 30 years. Men and their cameras were allow nowhere near to their women in labour in the early 60s, unless it was a home birth (and then it would be considered weird). Moreover hospitals in Kenya in 1961 were colour segregated. My mother worked as a nurse in the African Hospital between 1959 and 1962, but had to give birth to my sister in the European Hospital. Obama’s mum being white would not have been delivered by a black doctor or midwife in colonial Kenya.

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    Shock and awe....some :) says:

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    Watcher o' Midgets says:

  40. 133

    Gracious! He came out clutching his own birth certificate.

    • 172
      jgm2 says:

      It’s a conundrum alright.

      Was this video made by raving rednecks to reinforce the prejudices of raving rednecks or was it mad deliberately (I hope) badly by raving bedwetters to reinforce the prejudices of raving bedwetters?

      But the biggest conundrum is what the fuck it’s doing on Guido’s site.

      I feel sorry for Omaha having to pick up the pieces after that imbecile Bush in the same way I feel sorry for Cameron having to pick up the pieces after that imbecile Brown.

      It’s not a left/right thing. It’s an an anti-imbecile thing.

      • 192
        MI5 says:

        One of the few intelligent remarks here tonight

        The West is indeed suffering from a huge overdose of Imbeciles of different colours

        Plus the criminal politicians like Blair and Mendelson

        Plus the criminals bankers, lawyers, accountants, PR men and Co

        A lot to put with at the moment

        Hopefully a minimum of honesty and intelligence will now “break out”…

        • 213
          Down the rabbit hole.. says:

          This is the dawning of the age of fuckwittery….

        • 221
          Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

          And what’s more the Imbeciles haven’t gone away, as you’d think they would after Bush n’ Brown, cos now we’ve got google eyes waiting in the wings hoping to become the next f’king Imbecile at the top.

        • 232
          blub says:

          The people who create and own these politicians want them stupid.

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    jgm2 says:

    Financial Times imposes recruitment freeze amid ad slump fears http://tgr.ph/T1VBHL

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    If I lived in New York, it would be in the Catskills.

    • 153
      Engineer says:

      If you lived in New York, you would probably now be a very soggy moggy. Count your blessings…

    • 165
      Gordon Brown says:

      If I lived in New York I would be THE MAN.

    • 167
      Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

      Oy! The Catskills! The Borscht Belt! The Sour Cream Sierras! The Kosher Alps! Brown’s (nothing to do with Gordon), Grossinger’s, the Nevele, the Concord, not to mention my own mishpukha’s resort hotel!!! “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” (Dirty Dancing)

      Bist du a landsmann, Katz?

  43. 147
    Lady Gaga's arse says:

    My backside is more interesting than this blog

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    Little Barry says:

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    Cunning Stunt says:

    Itsa Crude attempt by the LibDems (and Tory Whips) to sabotage tomorrow’s back bench mutiny on voting down Dave’s cunning plan to increase EU payments Nigel

    • 215
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      cris davis. Isn’t he that sloppy mouthed traitor who likes talking tough (at his masters bidding) when no body is around.

      Pity he don’t talk tough on behalf of his own country.

  46. 164
    Bubba says:

    Ah knewed it, goddamit!

  47. 170
    Maggie's Snatch says:

    If you want to see the Thatcher birth video, just watch Rosemary’s Baby.

  48. 171
    Hurricane Sandy loves his friend Julian. says:

    Obama is a vagina

  49. 177
    The Libor party says:

    We don’t ‘do’ apologies, luv. Now fuck off.

  50. 179
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    At least in the old days, you knew when you were about to see a load of crap alleging to be genuine news film footage, because of the “screamer intro” at the beginning:

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    Call me ‘Dave’ says:

    Good Evening!

    Tomorrow, for the sake of consistency, I wish to again be known as

    The Slippery Shit who doesn’t know his VichyArse from his Quisling Elbow.

    Thank you.

  52. 185
    Sparkler says:

    This is much better than the Editors cut Guido:

  53. 190
    Ace of Spades says:

    Next up…the birth of chukka.

  54. 197
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Fingers in the ears: lala la la lala la lala

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      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      Well chanel four news gave it 20 seconds, and all the while snow was off on another disater tourist trip (he realy does love visiting those sites) can’t blame him realy it must be the ultimate in tourisim that only the realy rich or well conected are able to do.

  55. 198
    The Maximum Imbecile says:

    Tonight I will be a virgin sturgeon

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      Sparkler says:

      Your continued fraudulent claims for £65,000 a year and all found pretending to be a serving MP are virgin on the ridiculous.

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    Where's Gordon? says:
    • 204
      Sparkler says:

      Being a ‘charity’ trustee is a very nice part of the world… £££’s in pocket, or did I misconstrue your meaning.

    • 205
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      Does this PR woman ever do any parenting.

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        Makes me sick says:

        It’s disgraceful really. All she ever does is promote the ” I am the great Charity worker” propaganda.

        Which she is NOT. Her Lifestyle to her grave is now funded by the British Taxpayer.

        • 216
          jgm2 says:

          And her ‘charity’. No discernible charity works but plenty of ‘meetings’ and ‘focus groups’ and ‘brainstorming sessions’ at a variety of luxurious venues worldwide.

          You can’t blame her. Having seen her husband in action would you trust the government with your taxes?

          • A Charity Volunteer who gives his time freely says:

            That’s very true. You make a good point there.

            For most Lefties charity work is political work, very very few of them actually get their hands dirty doing practical things.

        • 235
          blub says:

          charity: raise money to make ads to raise money to make ads to raise money

          and all while extracting £60,000 a year for themselves

    • 207
      A.N.Other tax avoider. says:

      My wife and I very much enjoy our company’s AGM in Tahiti every year. As CFO and Chairman respectively.

      We also find that the necessary expenses thus incurred also limit the amount of profit the company makes and thus the amount of 20% dividend tax we have to pay on behalf of the shareholders (us).

    • 211
      To Be Fair says:

      To be fair Sarahs job is PR and propaganda which she produces on a daily basis and therefore fulfils her role admirably, her husband on the other hand ……

  57. 206
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Attended a public meeting tonight mostly ‘climate change nutters’ trying desperately to continue to dupe the masses – only to come home and see the telegraph front page – talk about timing “Wonderful”

    P.S. of the article ‘off shore’ wind farms are sunk / dead in the water too.

    There is a power we should all respect and it is “Mother Nature” herself.


    • 222
      Well it's a thought says:

      So the load being installed now off Hoyle bank in Liverpool bay and the 67 due to be installed across the rest of Liverpool bay is just imagination.

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    that be the truth says:
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    David Cameron says:

    Tomorrow I will try to fool the British people.

    I will tell them that our payments to the EU must remain stagnant in “real terms”, which on the face of it I think I have a winner there.

    I will not tell them what “real terms” are.

    And I will not tell them why I am cutting back ALL government spending in “real terms” unless it applies to the EU and Foreign aid.

    • 219
      Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

      You’re cutting too far, too fast too little, too slowly.

    • 224
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The only thing that needs cutting – is the crap & spin from all politicians.

      The dead tree press – who so slavishly and slovenly have followed either a right wing or a left wing agenda have had their day.

      The public ain’t listening to political crap and spin anymore – and they are gunning for all ministers past and present – who have lied to the public.

      If the gutter press wish to continue ‘pumping political spin’ for invertebrate political pygmies – then so be it – the press need to start understanding that the public ain’t being fooled any more – like they have been for decades.

    • 227
      albacore says:

      Don’t know about you lot, to me it’s sinister
      A shadow like Camo could make Prime Minister
      You might well see the last one as a total nut
      But does Dave back the British or every sod but?

      • 238
        blub says:

        It’s a joke. Some guy who looks right on TV gets into politics and within a few years is leader and then PM with absolutely no track record whatsoever – same with Blair and Obama. They’re not politicians, they’re actors who’ve been cast to play a role.

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    As for getting around, your only option is to get a cab ABC 7 newsreader.

    Have people forgotten how to use their legs?

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    moby dick says:



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    Shock and awe...some ! says:

    Another day….

    another 24 hours of Gov’t cock-ups, another 100 Jimmy victims found, another inquiry into ‘racial’ abuse and another day of news from the good old USofA :)

  64. 240
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    UK consumers are feeling worse about the economy than they did last month, despite the emergence from recession, according to the latest consumer confidence figures from Guido Fawkes.

    The figures support comments from retailers during the month.

    Last week, the boss of Debenhams said: “We believe customers are acclimatised to the new economic reality.”

    The boss of Tesco told BBC News his customers were, “resigned that this is the new norm”.

    “They don’t have great expectations that things are going to improve in the short term,” he said.

    Guido Fawkes said”The sooner this Conservative led coalition is swept from power the better”

  65. 241
    jgm2 says:

    Top story = Heseltine’s No 10 report blasts coalition over growth strategy http://gu.com/p/3bfe4/tw

  66. 247
    Tom Catesby says:

    With a ‘new born’ baby that size, the poor women must have felt the entire senate was passing through, what nonsense!

  67. 254
    the farting fish says:

    meanwhile the earth stirs and shakes herself to rid her surface of the infection.

  68. 261
    Enemy of the State says:

    A BLACK! DOCTOR! SO this PROVES he was born in Kenya!!

  69. 262
    Ari Cohen says:

    Stanley must have had a fanny like the Dartford tunnel. The ‘newborns’ torso is the size of her!

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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