October 20th, 2012

Chuka’s Costume Change

Two-faced Chuka Umunna has had his man of the people act busted by pesky photographers. The Shadow Business Secretary popped up on Sky News just after eleven o’clock but by the time he had joined the trade union march, just metres from Sky’s Millbank studios, he had undergone a wardrobe change. Normally Chuka just says different things when the camera is off, now it seems he is taking his act to a whole new level.

Pics via @tomwilson23 and @liarpoliticians


  1. 1
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Chukka Uppee is just another corrupt scumbag MP.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Two faced Chuka!

    Like many of his comrades! UP THE WORKERS!

  3. 3
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Austerity is an anagram for “Leave my pay cheque alone you leeching fucktards”

  4. 4
    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

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    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    A million Tweets from expensive Blackberries greasing the rise to power of a multi-millionaire who’s already admitted he can’t reverse government cuts because of his own party’s past failures.
    Supported by union bosses on six-figure salaries who’s lust for power reactively imposes more state, more intrusion and more taxes on us, arm in arm with shadow front-benchers, who are full of ex-bankers, tax avoiders and expenses fraudsters, all beefed up by class warriors who’s hatred of people with different accents to them shows a passion that the racism they decry so often and so vociferously can only dream of,
    Welcome to the age of ‘Fauxsterity’.

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    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Is he sponsored by “‘dem drug-dealahs in da’ ‘ood (ignoring Sunday hours for the benefit of the Labour Party and media)”…? Has the St Dunstans College ponce explained his ‘Unions are wealth-generators’ to Ed – I fuck Flanders (like Brussels) – BolloX?

    The geezer is a twunt. He needs a good slapping. [Surely provided by an Al-Beeb producer!]

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    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Just another political creep who takes us all for fools.

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    shower of shite says:

    Just had the pleasure of viewing the Belfast parade up close.
    A bigger bunch of bullshitters, fatsos, spoofers, and dirtbags you’ll never see .. including the ludicrous Labour NI activists. Only recently snubbed again by the leader Ed M, they still traipse around carrying the Labour banner without the slightest chance of ever being able to vote for a Labour candidate in Northern Ireland….oh and bringing up the rear of the parade were Eirigi…those charming supporters of Irish Republican terrorism.

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    Al-Beeb top man says:

    Hell no, he’s one of us, like all Liebour politicians.

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    Guido(I love the Nevis tax regime) says:

    Made it to Hyde Park! Having a sit down before the speeches.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Why do these people carry a sign with ‘no cuts’ on it, and then a red line through ‘no cuts’? Double negative methinks, so they actually want cuts…

    Just wondered.

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    ToonBert... says:

    They don’t like it up ‘em !!

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    chuckusa fiver says:

    to be sung at rallies such as the one to which you refer

    to the tune of ‘the red flag':

    we’re members of a hiking club
    we hike about from pub to pub
    we’ve never climbed a bloody hill
    and hope to god we never will
    we’re members of a hiking club

    listeners at home may harmonise the chorus

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    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Double negative ?? Wossat ?

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    george the little blue engine says:

    did you travel first class?

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    ToonBert... says:

    Lots of happy smiling faces there…… hardly a hunger march, probably wearing expensive clothes made in Chinese sweatshops……

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Have there actually been any cuts?

    I thought it was just that the rate of spending increases had been reduced.

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Marchers’ average BMI 42 which coincides with the average IQ.

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    Chuka Harrison Umunna says:



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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    I have noticed over the years that these demonstrations only have state sector workers now.
    Gone is British Steel, British Shipbuilding, British coal, British Leyland

    ALL made uncompetative by the unions and driven to the wall.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Look at him. What a smug, smirking, posturing arsehole.

  23. 23
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Rio Ferdinand calling Ashley Cole a “choc-ice”.

    [As sponsored by the Football Association: Triesman is a Labour twunt!]

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    Taxth and thpend !! Taxth and thpend !!

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    Aunty Matter says:

    So will Red Ed make reference to the cuts that Nu Labia would have had to have made if in power?

    Utter fucking mongs.

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    Guido(I love the Nevis tax regime) says:

    Private jet,old chap.

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    'Handy' Andy Marr says:

    Where has he got his right hand ??

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    OnBenefits says:

    Better get used to it. Coming to a government near you c2015.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Great anti-Cameron poster on TUC march: “He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy”

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    OnBenefits says:

    You should have gone Nick. You’ll be sucking Labour’s cock in 2015.

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    Umunna is an exemplar of the modern phenomenon in which self-promotion is not only an end in itself… it is the only end.

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Fair play to the lad for bagging Sion Simon’s sloppy seconds. Surprised he’s not gay, has that look about him.

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    Mrs May says:

    Apparently the police are handing out leaflets saying they support the demonstrators at the TUC march in London.

    That’s us Tories fucked at the next General Election then.

    I repeat Cameron out,Boris in !!!

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    Chuka Harrison Umunna says:

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    Well it's a thought says:

    The march looks like a parade of the printers art of making advertising toys, looks as if the unions have been spending money.

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    Indian astranaut says:

    No cuts.

  38. 38
    Street Chuka says:

    me gonna work dat batty on this white liver!

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Labour are still searching for the magic money tree that will keep the public sector in the luxury it has become accustomed to. But until then, given the chance, they will borrow and spend until the country ends up like Spain or even Greece. What ignorant fuctards they are.

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    Mickey Gove says:

    Tories picket TUC demo pic.twitter.com/3Jwpj1dM

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    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Boom and butht. It worked before. It will work again.

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    Princess PC Po-Face Po£yTwadd£e, ShamPain Socia£ist, ta£king down at sheeple from her Ivory Tower, says:

    I am a£ways RIGHT!

    I am never WRONG!

    And I want to make clear that CaMoron and his toffee-nosed chums are plainly out of touch with the common people – or sheeple, – as we in BBC/Grouniad Land call them.

    Anyway, it just goes to show how correct we, the Intellectual ShamPain SosoCialistas, are, in the diagnosis of the ills of Society and how we, the Intellectual ShamPain SosoCialistas, will put everything to rights once we are in power again.

    More Bolly darrrhhhlings? These canapés are simply divine! Where did you find them? Oh, – and are we must ensure the plebs have enough chips and stodge when we’re back in!

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    Joss Taskin says:


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    Tim Montgomorie says:

    The TUC demo is very big: I tried to get to the front but couldn’t even manage the whole of the Unison contingent.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Strange 13 years of Liebor and all those marches against exactly the same problems and they still believe the left loves them and will honour agreements, now who wouldn’t pay plod their payrise mmmm someone who lived in her sisters front room ,now what was that name.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    FUC TUC.

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    Tom Tomos says:

    Saw exactly the same phenomenon 30 years ago with Paul Boateng. Saturday morning at Camberwell Green Magistrates’ Court in his 3-piece pin-stripes and later that afternoon on the steps of County Hall next to Ken Livingstone in his Che Guevara outfit. Nothing new under the sun!

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    Low-Hanging Fruit says:

    O my GODDDDDD!

    ‘E changed his clothes!

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    Tim Montgomerie says:

    The TUC has SIX MILLION members. That’s ordinary people like you and me and a damn sight more than ANY political party. VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Tuc tuc – I am paying for those six million to sit on their arses and funding Liebour indirectly through the six million arses.

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    Anonymous says:

    it’s better that slime is visible. The darkness at the heart of the BBC is much worse.

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    nellnewman says:

    I bet serwotka and bobcrow are snuggled up somewhere in a five star restaurant with a couple of bottles of champagne .

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    Me here says:

    I wonder what the knobs of Labour are doing on the march, they would have made cuts and will make cuts. They also let ATOS begin to scythe through the sick and disabled. They all all a bunch of cutters. BTW no wonder he did not turn up in his usual £2000 suits. The poor would have dunked him.

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    BOB coCROWch says:

    If yoo dont joyn the union, wheel giv ya lowdza greef.

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    nellnewman says:

    And 99.9% of them are ‘employed’ in the public services not necessarily providing anything of any use to the public.

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    Silly Sally Bigcow. says:

    I have spoken:

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    So he’s a quick-change artist? Thought that was in the job description for politician! (See: “U-turn”; “flip-flop”.) Actually, how hard is it to take off your necktie and slip a jumper on? (You know he didn’t have suit trousers on when appe*aring on the air– they were just doing the “talking-head shot” and who cares if he’s wearing jeans?) And it probably wasn’t a suit coat either, probably a sport jacket of “suit”-able look anyway and not one of his bespoke Savile Row versions, either. (Thought you’d never hear that expression in its original context again, right?) Non-story all around.

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    Workers says:

    He is a rich tosser posing as a champion of the working class. F***ing lemon.

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    Fish says:

    A bit full of themselves, the boys in blue.

    They got one scalp and apparently the Police Federation say they are now going for Cameron.


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    nellnewman says:

    So with 6 million members -what percentage do we think have turned up to march?

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    Pederasts'R'Us - formerly the British Broadcasting Corporation says:

    9am: Tens of millions expected on anti-cuts march
    10am: Millions expected on anti-cuts march
    11am: Er, hundreds of thousands expected…
    12: Shit, bollocks… er… tens of thousands…?
    2pm: Ahem… er… thousands take part but, er, hundreds of millions participate in spirit…

    Will this do, Ed?

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    Fish says:

    What’s it got to do with you BerCOW?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    What do we want? Stakeholder Engagement Managers on 35k!
    When do we want it? Now!

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    OnBenefits says:

    And why is that wrong?

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Chuka took his tie off so that he didn’t look “posh”.

    Superman is afraid of Kryptonite
    Dracula is afraid of garlic
    Plebs are afraid of “posh”

    Politicians always play to the gallery. Why do you think the “toff” Tony Bliar started using the glottal stop? Why do you think Gordon Broon didn’t wear white tie at the Mansion House dinner? Neither of those two jokers actually had a job that could be remotely be connected with “the workers”

    The working classes are their own worst enemy.

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    Fruitbat says:

    Police state soon??

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    Polly is a cracker says:

    Not counting Chuka Obama,one could say the demonstrators all look hideously white to me.

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    BOB coCROWch says:

    Have you seen the size of some of these union fat cats ???

    No wonder you can’t get close.

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Too stupid to get in the army.

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    Greychatter says:

    Will all these Champagne Socialist MPs and Union Leaders be giving up a days pay for the march or will they be putting in expense claims for double time for their efforts?

    Deficit figures for 2007 in Gordon’s boom time were 38 Billion pounds more than previously stated, will we be seeing demos about the extra interest the Taxpayers are having to pay for Labour’s excesses?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Hideously twatish more like.

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    Red Ed Was There Too says:

    These ‘anti-cuts’ pantomimes are about radicalisation, reinforcement of Labour party support, and justification of the existence of top Socialists, and nothing else. The marchers have been whipped up, organised and marshalled purely for the benefit of the likes of Chuka and Red Len. No wonder Umuna has got such a self-satisfied look on his face as he knows the useful idiots are there for the benefit of himself and his kind, and nobody else.

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    A Pleb says:

    No,you’ve got it wrong’ Old Bigot’,he’s a man of the people,a working class hero and his mother loves him.

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    Fatbutt says:

    Black and black. Is that not clear enough for you ?

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    Tim Montgomerie says:

    Marching past Westminster next to a placard ‘the plebs are coming’. TUC A Future that Works. We need one

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    18th July 2013 a son for Chukka and Lucinda: Janus.

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    Tim Montgomerie says:

    Marchers from all unions raise flags and banners aloft as they continue to flow through the gates of Hyde Park.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    The slogan is an an anagram of O C unts.

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    Felicia Browns home girl says:

    I said to Felicia ‘when that man make it,he gonna leave yur ass for a white girl’
    That’s what I said.

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    Ed Jerkajeune says:

    So how come this crap goes on and on ?

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    Chukas Chick says:

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Miliband Getting booed at Hyde Park !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Mili booed at Hyde Park

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    Anonymous says:

    All of them Golgafrincham B Ark material

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    Pleb and Buried says:

    You chaps at CCHQ will hopefully awake sometime soon.

    Get your own house in order first before you start writing the drivel above here. Overt racism in some cases. Be careful, you have fought with almost every group in the UK. You don’t have many friends remaining. In fact you are despised by the military, the police, the pensioners, the youth, the middle classes, the working classes and nearly all the public sector.

    As a former Tory canvasser, supporter, member, financial contributor, voter I am telling you now, grow up, get your act together fast. Time is not on your side.

    Meanwhile I’m now with UKIP. We are legion. If you pull yourselves together and get a real leader with judgement and allow people like me to return with grace you are, I promise you, finished.

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    Tim Montgomerie says:

    The government thinks its born to rule but they’re not very good at it.

    Just Saying.

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    Foreskin? says:

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    Lou Scannon says:

    So how did the last annual ‘social, ethical and environmental’ audit go at Kings Place ?
    Who are the auditors and what standards can they possibly be working to ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Was it Jackie oceans deep the socialist 5hit witch?

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    Tim Montgomerie says:

    Guido & Harry sitting down in oxford circus blocking traffic

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    Tom Tomos says:

    Saw exactly the same phenomenon 30 years ago with Paul Boa teng. Saturday morning at Camberwell Green Magi strates’ Court in his 3-piece pin-stripes and later that afternoon on the steps of County Hall next to Ken Living stone in his Che Gue vara outfit. Nothing new under the sun!

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    Harriet Harman says:

    “Childhood sexual experiences, willingly engaged in, with an adult result in no identifiable damage… The real need is a change in the attitude which assumes that all cases of paedophilia result in lasting damage.”


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    They all frequent the pubs around Soho’s queen’s or is it george street; near where Unite have an office.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Great running commentary. Can you let us know if anyone says anything sensible or has any great ideas ? Er, wait….

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    Mrs May says:

    10 Donkeys, 5 Horses, 23 Cats, 17 Dogs, 1 Fox, 39 Sheep & 1 Gerbil have come forward to accuse Jimmy Savile & Claim against BBC!

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    anonymous says:

    Looks more like a series of carefully posed photo-ops for Berger and Umuna, not exactly the Jarrow to London march is it, not a flat cap in sight.

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    After his SKY tv interview Chuka slipped into something more comfortable.Then he took her to a TUC demo.

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    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    All of Ed Millionairebands voters are in council estates, they’re called benefit spongers.

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    Anonymous says:

    Unlike the tories of course (sic)

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Contrast it all with how many millions of disgruntled with all political parties protested up and down the country against the Iraq war. i.e. People who were not specifically in one political camp or the other.

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    Hehe says:

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    Don’t ask me to provide a logic for it as it starts from nowhere and always ends up even worse.

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    anonymous says:

    Sure it’s a load of nonsense, that’s why the Director General refuses to be interviewed about it even by his own corporation (under legal advice).

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    Joss Ayinglike says:


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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Chukka’s £1500 to £50 slight of hand.
    Chukka the millionaire to low paid worker slight of hand.
    How do you think he does it,
    What makes him so good,
    He’s a spinball wizard…….

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nice summary.

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    Fatbot says:

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    Pol Pot says:

    William Hague can drink 14 pints and still have time to share a hotel room, but that does not make him gay. Chukka may be the same.

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    Chuka has his oh-so-serious-face on.


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    Diane Abbutment says:

    West Indian mothers will go to the wall for their sons’ rights to have white girls. Especially if they don’t have to marry them.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The booing against Ed is all over the radiowaves – quote while he was being booed he said – “… It’s right that we level with people” ….

    He’s now had a public answer to his One(Dam)nation attempt to dupe the masses.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Labour scroungers smile for the camera.

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    Not even the 1%!!!!!!

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    The Police State says:

    Its been here for years

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    The Poor says:

    There are no poor people on that march. They can’t afford bullshit like that.

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    Blah says:

    Sally Bercow. A sorcerer’s accomplice.

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    They were Boos Diane. Not Cheers says:

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    in the jeans says:

    His fathers too?

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    Steve Lloyd. says:

    Vids please.

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    Popeye says:

    Come on brother.
    “Workers of the World unite” and all that old tosh.

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    Steve Lloyd. says:

    We have still got some supportthen. Mind you by the Camoron has finished, suspect that might change.

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    Nice £2,600 suit. says:

    It’s the look of a man who’s thinking, “please don’t ask me about tax evasion, please don’t ask me about tax evasion, please don’t ask me about tax evasion.”

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    Fuck the TUC says:

    What a pair of odious c unts.

    Anyone got any rotten tomatoes handy.

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    Diane Abbot says:

    I am hideously black.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Must be tone deaf, booing, what booing?

    Did you hear that, madam, that is the sound of bulls excreting. I love the smell of bullshit in the morning.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a shower of complete Hunts. The sooner someone blows up parliament the better.

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    anonymous says:

    Funny, don’t remember seeing any coverage on the BBC about that.

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    Fish says:

    Not wise.

    No doubt one of the tens of 1000’s of ‘commie bastards’ ‘working’ in HM’s army of social workers or publicly funded charities will seek you out and confiscate your kid.

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    Mentally he has a floating canvass.

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    anonymous says:

    Careful, careless talk could result in CPS proceedings and another court case costing the taxpayer a million quid in legal fees before being thrown out by a judge.

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    ToonBert... says:

    For many of the leeches on the walk, here is a song :)

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    OnBenefits says:

    The curious incident of George Osborne’s first-class train ride only matters because it plays on the same story board. “We’re all in this together” doesn’t travel with plebs, but pays £189.50 to avoid the hoi polloi. If chancellors rarely go second class, that’s beside the point. For the added luxury of parking his bottom on an exclusive seat, he spent more than two and a half times what he makes unemployed people live on for a whole week, for food, heating, travel, everything.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    All records must have disappeared with the files on jimmy savile – how inconvenient a truth would that be eh?

    “Looking forward” – to how Panordrama ‘spin it’ – “inside out” on Monday night (22-1012) about jimmy savile! Will the bbc spike the prog though?

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    Anonymous says:

    Etonians may have been brought up to rule unchallenged.

    To make life easy, the public had bought into this. When the public changes it mind, even the Etonian’s struggle.

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    Are they jus deaf or too stupid to understand ?? says:

    Total waste of time……there is NO fucking money left !!!!

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    anonymous says:

    That track was aired by somebody down at the A4E rehabilitation clinic, even pencils Pauline couldn’t help laughing.

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    Big Chief Schtuppaschickseh says:


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    Helen Goodman says:

    Update: Look what you have hounded my friend into doing.
    Halifax MP Linda Riordan said: “Although this was within the rules set down by IPSA (the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority) and the arrangements were cleared by them, I now recognise what the perception of this arrangement will look like to my constituents and the wider general public. I understand IPSA is consulting on this and other issues and it is right they look at it. For my part, when the tenancy concludes I will cease this arrangement.”

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    Bollocks to metrication says:

    “just metres from Sky’s Millbank studios”

    just feet (or yards) from Sky’s Millbank studios

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    Anonymous says:

    Two faced bag of labour slime

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    anonymous says:

    Wait until till we spend another £30 billion so that your local MP can cut 4 minutes off his journey time.

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    Angry from Halifax says:

    Oh dear lots of angry comments from Halifax in the Courier newspaper. eg:

    Surely THE most appalling MP in the House and that’s against some pretty tough opposition.

    This is just the icing on the cake let’s not forget the extremely dubious nature of her even keeping her seat in last election.

    With the level of accusations that were present any half decent MP would have least offered to have run the vote again. Of course she didn’t because she knew she didn’t have had a cat in hells chance of winning a re-run.

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    Worker says:

    Well that is what Labour does and says all the time towards the Tories. Labour oozes hate towards wealth yet they sup from the same tit of wealth, even more in some cases but spew out their bull shine for the poor to believe. No wonder Labour wanted to f**k up the education system, so that their education (dumbing down system) just ooze out unthinking trolls that believe their spiteful bull shine. We see these Labour trolls, this one in particular to the Benns, who are super rich, to Vaz who has lots of explaining to do over the £500,000 in one of his accounts.
    If Labour thinks having money is not wrong, then I wish they would admit they are a party of millionaires instead of dishing out their shite all the time. That is why it is wrong.

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    Worker says:

    Shame the TUC did not put the super rich Miliped on a Aunt Sally stall to raise funds. I’d have spent a few quid to throw rotten fruit at him.

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    anonymous says:

    All getting a bit tortuous, original programme disappears, substitute Panorama programme presumably asks questions about why the original programme disappeared. It’s just like that lousy magician the one that pulled a dead hare out of his hat.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Where’s the bit that starts ” Meanwhile I will be paying back thr proceeds….”?

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    nellnewman says:

    Nearby 5 star hotels in London will be doing well tonight from all these union leaders and mp’s claiming hotel room and restaurant fees courtesy of taxpayers and little people who pay union subs.

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    The 1st Class Chuuka Mona says:

    Now listen brothers, sisters & everyone else……..

    When will you understand that Some (ie Like Me) are more equal than the

    rest (that means you lot of smelly unwashed Plebs)……….

    Hope thats clear once & for all……

    Out to Dinner tonight at The Dorchester with my new best friend Andrew

    he has played a blinder these last four weeks totally trashing the Tory

    brand & of course with the help of CMDDD as without him we would still

    be totally fcuking unelectable…..

    Will soon be sipping vintage champers away from your eye’s

    so please just fcuk off Now…….

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    Living in 98 percent white (and 99.9% kuffar) Merseyside says:

    99.99% up our way.

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    Living in 98 percent white (and 99.9% kuffar) Merseyside says:

    Must be an extra large contingent from Merseyside.

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    anonymous says:

    Union Pilgrims were all given free rail tickets to travel down to London to attend this spontaneous [sic] protest.

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Yes, that is a bit conspicuous by its absence..

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Fingers in ears. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Haha ! No chance, our unions won’t allow it.

    Btw, have you paid your Licence Fee or do we have to summon you to Court ?

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    Anonymous says:

    maybe wisdom is in the body and not in the cleverness of Savile, Blair and now the latest protegee of Mandy, CU.

    Do they all like secrecy, resistance and danger?
    In a world where truth cannot hide, this approach cannot work.

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    anonymous says:

    Unfortunately Sally (for us, not for you) every time somebody, IPSA, attempts to stop all this fraud an across the house conspiracy of personal interest gets them the sack PDQ.

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Yes ?

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    No licence, no fee. Now in my fifth year.

  162. 162
    anonymous says:

    And the bit about 3 months in jail for fraud.

  163. 163
    Angry from Halifax says:

    There’s more:
    Mrs Riordan was due to hold one of her regular surgeries at Halifax Town Hall this afternoon but it has been cancelled.

  164. 164
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    Andy Coulson's monkey says:

    I am waiting to see the pro cuts movement turnout well over 100,000 people at a demo

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    Observational humour isn't funny if its not based on real life situations says:

    FFS , Nobody thinks Cameron is the messiah least of all conservative voters. Whats your fucking point you prick ?

  168. 168

    Savile Woe

    The problem is that it is possible to fool all of the people for all of the time that matters

    Your two examples are paradigm.

  169. 169
    Former Plod says:

    I seem to recall John Reid reneging on a previously agreed Police pay rise and the Fed reps ( who are of course on wages commensurate with a Chief Inspector irrespective of rank ) trying to convince us that the deal offered was good in the circumstances.

  170. 170
    capitalist pig says:

    I was going on the march but i decided I would be better of joining the dog and having a shit in the. drain

  171. 171
    No MPs under 30 and minimum requirement of a career outwith politics for at least 10 years says:

    The Emperors new clothes would be best suited for this fake.

  172. 172
    Lord Stansted says:

    Yes, I thought I heard an awful lot of shouting. Bet it’s not on the BBC – although i suppose they are too busy these days shredding.

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    How these things work says:

    When I was a lad I enrolled for night classes to obtain a Higher in English which I had failed whilst at School. Had that happened these days I could have saved myself the bother and blamed the exam board for not passing me as promised by my teachers.

    Anyway I digress, one evening during a coffee break I was approached by the local student Union rep who tried to get me to go along to a demonstration against the evil Fathcher which was taking place down in London. He cheerfully informed me that we would be bussed down for free and free drink would also be supplied.

    Many students took up this offer as it sounded like a good wee trip away at no expense and in some sense you cant blame them for doing so .

    I however politely declined and told him I was there to get my Higher English though this seemed to flummux him.

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    thespecialone says:

    Unison – only interested in the cash-strapped workers that the greedy Tories are trying to put on the streets.

    Unison – loathe greed

    Oh wait!!


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    How these things work says:

    Agreed , See 164 above

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    oooh err says:

    Then he took her up the TUC !

  177. 177
    Spot says:

    Why dont you lobby your MP to ask if IT will accept the minium wage instead of £60,000 +expenses then we can all be equal.

  178. 178
    Do as I say not as I do says:

    Is Abbott protesting to keep the right to send her son to private school ?

  179. 179
    Lord Wayne of Chukka Tax says:

    PEOPLE MUst NOT make reference to his family using strategies to avoid paying tax


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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair, that’s probably an rare example of a case that WONT be thrown out by our Judges these days.

  181. 181
    Aunty Matter says:

    So a goalkeeper gets assaulted live on TV and in front of hundreds of police and they seem unable to catch him.

    Anyone would think the police were too busy getting Tory MP’s fired or joining in with scummy demonstrators.

  182. 182
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    What was his Nickname? shagg…. oh remind me quick now.

  183. 183
    1% and Proud says:

    Thank goodness for some sensible political comment.

    If Gideon hadn’t done a u-turn on his proposal to trade weekends for shares, this lot wouldn’t have the chance to parade their sorry arses on a Saturday.

    I’ve said it so many times: the whole idea of being paid when not working is ludicrous in this period of Labour-induced austerity.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Just like to say well done Alex Salmond, you old snake oil salesman you, please keep up the Scottish brainwashing until you get a majority to say YES, most of real England are with you in your endevours to break up the Union and go it alone , no doubt you will be well guided by the experts in the EU, out of the hands of us nasty English and into another set of hands, well I think you know your fate.

  185. 185
    Fillet of Fish says:

    Any more of that kind of inappropriate talk and I’ll have you served with an ASBO and your family credit docked by £10 per week.

  186. 186
    White Van Man says:

    But hit and runs result in very lenient sentences. He’ll do more time for assaulting them with his crook lock.

  187. 187
    Pinky says:

    I tried to lobby my MP and he slapped me with his rolled up Times, the bitch.

  188. 188
    Captn P says:

    They are marching for Unicorns again. Everyone can see that the government is just cutting budgets for the sake of it.

    A march of idiots led by self serving donkeys. This is beyond a joke.

  189. 189
    Captn P says:

    They have no point. They are retards. Spend more money, fuck me its beyond belief.

    At what point will people just stop paying for these arseholes to march around and spout utter fucking bollocks?

    Utterly ridiculous the whole lot.

    They are making the strongest case ever to ban trade union membership for government employees.

  190. 190
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    That Fuck YES moment when you slap a fly

  191. 191
    Shooty* says:

    Have to say, as much as I dislike Chukka, I don’t see the story here: Perfectly sensible to change clothes between one environment and the other.

  192. 192
    blub says:

    Seeing as how secure the Cameroons were it made perfect sense for them to go for the police and armed forces. Smart move.

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    Anonymous says:

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    soapy says:

    Viva the 1960s.

    The going rate remains the same – a free ride, a free drink and a free t-shirt with some crap emblazoned ont he front.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It was on all audio newsbroadcasts within minutes of it happening. I posted up the quote at 3:04 PM – heard it on local radio their 3:00pm news.

    Suprise! suprise! then! – when I watched Sky about 5:10 pm showing the Ed speak booing incident – Sky showed 2 excerpts of the booing – with his “it’s right that we level with people” piece CUT OUT … magically. Ho hum.

  196. 196
    carly simon says:

    Tommy Cooper did it better,
    Makes me feel sad for the rest

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    But of course, such demonstrators are “truly representative” of their age cohort and class background, and so, are “grass roots,” and not “astro turf-ed” opportunist types suborned to engage in such political activism by those with secret agendas and various personal axes to grind. Oh no, “the kids are alright,” as simon pure as the dr!ven snow, yeah? About as pure as the dr!ven taxicab if you’re asking me.

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    come together says:

    If the program ever appears one must expect a ‘circle jerk’.

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    Raving Loon says:

    It must eat him up inside that he wasn’t born in a council estate in Peckham to a single mum.

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    Ed Millionband says:

    A wonderful day, comrades, as we showed the world the solidarity of the proletariat in the face of the greedy capitalists. I have been at the forefront of the struggle. I have, with my own calloused hands, torn the headrest cover from my first class train seat. And tonight, when I get home (I’m not sure which one yet), I will, in celebration of the first meeting of the TUC, raise a glass of 1868 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild and toast the coming victory of the workers. For while some choose to lead the struggle from the front, I, comrades, as the most equal amongst us, choose to lead from the top.

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    Gordon’s cunning plan for no more boom and bust, fully supported by the Labour party, was total and utter crazy bullshit; in fact it was no more boom JUST BUST.

    Now the same bunch of idiots moan about the cure to their madness.

    I am getting very grumpy and this chuck-up fellow needs a good slap!

  202. 202
    Raving Loon says:

    We should ban the government from borrowing money and see how the socialists get on then.

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    Curious says:

    I wonder in how many other parts of the country there are people up to the same sort of things.

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    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Nacht und Nebel is the best way.

    Disappear Labour voters until there are none left. If the LimpDumbs don’t learn their lesson, eliminate them next.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m voting yes regardless. Maybe stupid.Maybe suicidal but stare the alternative full on in those cold calculating eyes.

    Would you like to tie your future to the Westminster clowns if you had a choice?

    Look at what we have seen over the last week. It’s fucking sickening.

    & WTF is real England? You are welcome to it & all the enlightened & enriched who sail in her.

    (BTY I am English born.White.Female.Patronised.)

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    Anonymous says:

    Spot on Sir !!!

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    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    OK, Ed. Now clean our shoes, there’s a good chap.

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    I quite agree!

    He wouldn’t want those plebs gobbing on his whistle, would he now?

  209. 209
    tinned spagehetti on toast says:

    Yeah you’re right, he wouldn’t want to get his £1,500 suits grubby mixing with the plebs would he?

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    tinned spagehetti on toast says:

    Do you mind, butting in like that?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    If there are thousands of scousers in London then the crime rate will be on the rise.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    Labour are a party of hypocrits, they campaign against cuts but would make very similar cuts if they were in power (God help us if they were!). Don’t these Union bods realise that the country is broke!

  213. 213
    Halibut Hall says:

    You forgot to mention Lord Kinnockio and his clan…living on the hog!!!

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    life's an edache says:

    Not only no money in the kitty, but a country in hock forced to pay compound interest on a doubled National debt that includes extensive PFI infrastructure ‘investment’.
    Just the 54.7 billion of Socialist PFI over 13 years will eventually cost 301 billion by the time it is paid off in 2049

  215. 215
    Angry from Halifax says:

    Another great comment from Carinna/Carinna in the Halifax Courier:

    I believe you Linda, love: me’n’the hubby are down in London soon for a few days — can we rent the flat? Either one will do. £40 a night OK? We’re your constituents from Northowram: any chance of you looking after our cat while we’re at your place?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I adore the strike,occupy,resist banner.

    Who is it aimed at ?

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    You gotta get up early of a mornin’ to catch me, me luver!

    *9p a tin!*

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    let;s have some deep cuts to thickos says:

    If someone had had the presence of mind to gun down the protesters, the IQ of the country would have gone up by at 50 points

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    tinned spagehetti on toast says:

    Note that it’s the Fortnum and Masons ‘spagehetti’ and not your normal Lidl’s ‘spaghetti’, so I’d up your estimate mate

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    Dave the Terminator says:

    Next week I’ll bring the whole EU down if they don’t do what I tell them. The week after that I’ll personally go round and drag benefit scroungers out of bed. The following week I’ll make all the utility companies charge no more than 35 pence per year for power. How hard is that?

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    Anonymous says:

    Yep, shagger Dobson twat of the north.

  222. 222
    meet the ommunas says:

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    PC Plop says:

    We’re far too busy tasering extremely dangerous blind pensioners.

  224. 224
    Universal Hiss says:

    So anyone know what the turn out was?

    It’s usual for protesters to claim 776,000 & police 76.

    Not that it matters.

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    Pinky says:

    Ooow that’s disgusting the filthy beast.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    is CU as vacant as TB?

  227. 227
    meet the cameroons says:

    Do we have your cast iron guarantee on that?

  228. 228
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I wonder if David Cameron lies back and thinks of England while he’s fucking the country.

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    I live in the heart of spaghetti land and can tell you that no tinned stuff is any good. Everything fresh here (including me.)

    Fortnums should know that La pasta non aspetta!

  230. 230
    Tom Catesby says:

    Slimy, slithery and dodgey, a black Tony.B.Liar! He’ll go far in British politics, first black P.M. do ya think Guido?

  231. 231
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    ” Why do you think Gordon Broon didn’t wear white tie at the Mansion House dinner? ”

    Because he is a lazy slob. A fat, shambling, ill-dressed idiot.

    A failure as a Chancellor.
    A failure a Prime Minister.
    A failure as an MP.
    A failure as a father.
    A failure as a man.

    And I hope this monstrosity endures every pain known to Man, drawn out over many years.

  232. 232
    Beast says:

    One child only policy?

  233. 233
    Tom Catesby says:

    Which one’s Chuka?

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    We found out whose side plod was on when they beat the crap out of the Countryside Alliance with absolutely no provocation.

  235. 235
    Universal Hiss says:

    I thought the Italians as a whole don’t make fresh pasta anymore except for high days & holidays.

    You know,like most don’t make bread.

    Leave it to the artisans.(Not Tesco et al.)

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    pie can says:

    You’re clearly tinnist.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    1. We feed CU.
    2. CU comes back for more attention.
    3. go to step 1.

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    Anonymous says:

    The turnout was the usual thick, idle fuckwits.

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    Scouse Billy says:

    and re writing our statements.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Seriously tempted to agree there, but can we start with the SNP, please?

  241. 241
    HenryV says:

    As many are playing hide the sausage with each other couldn’t they all just use one room in one hotel?

  242. 242
    Expat Geordie says:

    Tuc – nice biscuits.

  243. 243
    Mark says:

    Wow just look at the enrichment over there.

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    Up the Workers says:


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    The very best ciabatta in the world comes from my village shop. It is baked freshly every morning.

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    Change you can believe in says:

    I can see it now, the 3rd coming.

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    bread and clown shoes says:

    Every village has an idiot so they say.

  249. 249
    Jerimey Kyle's Under Class says:

    Booooooo! We want more bennies!

  250. 250
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    Oy Vey.

    LAB lead up 4 in ComRes online for IoS and S Mirror: CON 33% (-2) LAB 41% (+2) LD 10% (0) UKIP 9% (+1)

  251. 251

    Gives the term money shot a whole new c’est que ce? … err … flavour.

  252. 252
    Taxth & Thpend! says:

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I got made the same “offer” in 1990 for an Anti-Poll Tax demo in London in 1990. I think that they got the message when I said that too many people were voting for councils to spend money that they personally wouldn’t have to contribute to.

    That’s one riot that I’m glad that I missed.

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    Jolly good!

    Kinnock was 20 points ahead before he was elected prime minister too.

    Oh dear!

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    I wonder if Brown lay back and thought of England, when he decided to fuck the lowest paid by doubling their income tax (to the cheers of Labour MPs).

  256. 256

    Yes. In England they do say that.

  257. 257
    Born Yesterday says:

    Sure Dave, and the month after that you’ll U-turn on the whole lot and promise to implement it all again after the next general election.

  258. 258
    NEW Bent Book Keeper's Party says:

    Vote for us we will sort it out because we are honest & trustworthy

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Yes, but Kinnock was a complete cretin, whereas Ed Miliband is..

    oh dear.

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    …Ed Miliband is not going to be prime minithter either.

  261. 261
    Expat Geordie says:

    I’ve always thought that the best way to murder someone was to run them over and then have a few swigs of whisky. 2-3 years inside for killing them whilst “drunk” and no life licence to worry about.

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    nellnewman says:

    So we have a few thousand people marching through London today demanding the preservation of their taxpayer funded gold plated pensions and public non jobs and they really believe the government is going to change policy because they say so?

    What sort of idiots waste their time in such pointless gestures?

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Indeed. It’s interesting to note that in their latest poll (Oct 11th), YouGov put Labour at 7 points ahead.

    A week earlier, Labour were 14 points ahead.

    Miliband. Marching forwards to victory. In his own tiny little mind.

  264. 264
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “What sort of idiots waste their time in such pointless gestures?”


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    Anonymous says:

    it’s his choice but is he fit to be the DG of the most famous public service broadcaster in the world?

  266. 266
    genghiz the kahn says:

    He’s a winker (misprint).

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    Universal Hiss says:

    UKIP gets a mention then these days?

    They were usually bundled in other.

    If they carry on like this Alex Salmond will be PM.

    An independent U.K.

  268. 268
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

    The teacher told him to go down to the principals office. He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

    Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his private parts hanging out.

    “I thought I told you to call your mom!” she said.

    “I did,” he said, “And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, shed come and pick me up from school.”

  269. 269
    RetardEd Miliband says:

    “NOTTINGHAM businesses are more secure than last year, according to business recovery specialists Begbies Traynor. (report, Oct 19 2012)

    “The firm says that across the Midlands, 32 per cent fewer businesses faced critical issues between July and September than at the same time in 2011.

    “National figures show a fall of 22 per cent. In Nottingham, there has been an 18 per cent fall in businesses with critical issues between the second and third quarters.”

    “The national picture is also encouraging as businesses across the UK are more stable.”

    WTF!?? Unemployment down, borrowing down, crime down, business confidence up?? Shit! Shit! SHIT!

  270. 270
    Everybody Loves Edward? says:

    If you’re going to watch eight minutes of a man with a funny nose and voice doing stand-up comedy, at least he should make you laugh at things that were written with the intention of being comedy, wouldn’t you say?

  271. 271
    The Environmental Taliban says:

    We are right! We really really really R Right!!!!!!

    We need Wind Farms and all the other scams – just like our fav Camertwat tells us.

    ‘n George OZZER is a plonker! innit!

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    English for Beginners says:

    “principal’s office”

    “she’d come and pick me up”

    The apostrophe is your friend.

  273. 273
    Ed Millitantband says:

    o yeth yiam!

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    A Big Butch Yooyun Bod - bigger and more butchier than 'Dave' says:

    What a stoopid kwestshun! Fuck off!

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    Duane Myeddin says:

    Does that mean you’re a cat’s cat ?

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    Rampant Jimmy Hard Member says:

    I like your hole too clever clogs

  277. 277
    Marion the cat says:

    I have an issue with blood pressure and all the tablets in the world will not counteract the effect of this unparalleled bollox.
    MP A originally paid a mortgage of £1,000 a month, IPSA said no.
    MP A rents his mortgaged home to MP B for £1,000 which MP B claims of US.
    MP A takes the £1,000 to pay his mortgage and rents another place for (let’s say £1,000 a month, which he claims of US.
    Net effect NO F**KING change whatsoever.
    Cost to the taxpayer NO F**KING change whatsoever.
    MP A still gets a house paid for as an asset whilst he has a ‘5 year contract’ anyone else would rent in the first place.
    How F**KING stupid do Bercow and Soubrey think we are !!!!!, they should both recognise that the spirit of the rules is being taken up the arse.

  278. 278
    Rampant Jimmy Hard Member says:

    Ahh wind Farms can beat the end of my meat and they don’t tell tails.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Who’s the real Great Train Robber ????

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    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    ‘shed’. Do you mean, ‘she’d ?

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    Baldrichmondtory. says:

    Iwill share a bedroom, or a bed even with whoever i choose . So there.

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    Who said, “You are a weak leader” ?

    Was it that wanker brother of mine ????

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    Pleb sitting on the fence says:

    Unions do not lie to the people via the media like the government do. Thatcher v Scargil = Plebs dictated to. Now plebs are paying the price for destruction of power industry and just about every other industry.

    If only I invested in Lunatic’s Running Asylum.com

  284. 284
    Dirty Butt Wipe says:

    I am fed up very depressed and going to bed now.
    In fact I will stay in bed forever as things are not
    getting better like they keep on saying on the BBC.

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    Nigelforengland says:

    Actually the gerbil has made a complaint against Mandy the Felcher

  286. 286
    dunstall says:

    The time has come for Cameron and Osborne to stick it to these f…… once and for all pay freeze for all public sector workers to last the whole of this Parliament.benefits to be frozen completely,child benefit to be restricted to 2 children only and retrospective,increase the tax threshold to 10800 ,the 20 per cent rate up to 60k and a higher rate of 40 per cent only go for broke greed is good Gekko was right

  287. 287
    Disgusted Sun reader says:

    Why don,t you stay in the drain?

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    Oh! Come on! It’s not hard.

    My cat is a cat’s cat. That is that.

    Eschatology wins over scatology.

  289. 289
    Bob "fuck me I'm a socialist" Crow says:

    Look, I told my fellow socialist brethren “comrades, it’s just that some are more equal than others” I know, I did the book as part of my English Lit educayshun, so it’s true!

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    fruitcake says:

    No Diane, just stop at hideous…no, just stop

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    Anonymous says:

    food could be unprotected access to children, countries and political parties.

    savile was allowed access to vulnerable children, Blair wanted to fix vulnerable countries, and CU?

    Beware of the pull of the fixer, check the ground that they tread.

  292. 292
    Anonymous says:

    Tories? Do we still have a Tory party then? Where is it?

  293. 293
    Crazy Tony says:

    Well wouldnt you with the streets packed with northerns, pick pockets and petty thiefs.?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I’ll say one thing for West Indian mothers – they are smarter than their white or Asian counterparts as they certainly seem to know how to get up the duff at a much younger age.

  295. 295
    Gordon Brown says:

    You cheeky bastard, although technically i’m not in the house ever.

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    Mr & Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPERS says:

    The Sunday Telegraph’s investigation into discovered:
    - 113 Labour MPs, 48 Tories and 19 Lib Dems have claimed first class rail tickets over the past year. Two Plaid Cymru and three Scottish National Party members bring the total to 185.

    – More than 50 MPs have been reimbursed for at least 10 first-class rail journeys, with 14 of these members claiming 20 or more

    – Tom Harris, the Labour Glasgow MP, has submitted claims for 40 first-class ticket. Guto Bebb, a Tory with a Welsh constituency, submitted 36.

    – Tom Clarke, another Scottish Labour MP, took 28 business or club-class flights, the most by any parliamentarian.

    – Of 24 MPs who recouped the cost of luxury flights, 14 were Labour MPs, one was a Tory, six were Lib Dems, and three were members of the SNP.

    – Mike Crockart, the Liberal Democrat, was reimbursed for 27 business or club-class flights between London and his Edinburgh constituency, each worth up to £461.

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    A sad world it would be if every act of charity were to be looked on as an example of guilt. You have to be ultra cynical to believe that.

    Do you even trust yourself?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Correct – he’s also a disgusting hypocrite.

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    Saffron says:

    Just read that red ed union puppet is saying the government is clueless.
    Has this non british immigrant asshole a brain at all.
    His forebears came into this country to escape the germainiam lot and then his father spends the rest of his life promoting commies to any students who are taken in by his crap.
    If anyone is clueless it is this in the pockets of the union fatcats and their grasp of why we are in shit street bunch of rebel rousers,who are paid for by hard working taxpayers.
    Red Ed needs to grow up from kindergarten politics and join the real world of people who pay for him and his ilk.
    I learnt many years ago this:-
    20£ earned and 19£ spent = no problems
    20£ earned and 21£ spent = big problem
    Why is this joker even in politics at all with his lack of understanding of basic economics.
    Since liebour went out of power I have not seen one single economic game changer that they have come up with.
    They seem to be only interested in bringing up any instance however trivial to attack the government,as wittnessed by recent events.
    Your next issue lads and lassies is houses and rents,and I do think that you will close ranks on this one as you are all pigs feeding from the same trough.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It’s the rendering-them-unconscious-and-lying-flat-in-the-dark-stretch-of-road bit of it that’s the hardest part. Otherwise they’re liable to jump out of the way if they’ve seen you in time. Don’t you just hate when they do that?

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    Therefore its the wicked, cutting, toff Tories, innit?

  303. 303
    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    I’ll prepare a patio

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Idiots who want to be seen by other idiots wasting their time in such pointless gestures, nellnewman. Or seen on BBC. (Same difference?)

  305. 305

    Payola is back again. BBC knew all about Savile. Hired prostitutes for DJs. Covered up for 40 years after investigation found that disclosure would be too damaging:


    Who would break a crime promoting corporation upon a wheel?

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    nellnewman says:

    It’s going to be very interesting to see how many labor to how many tory mp’s are involved in the rent swapping scandal. Suspect like the expenses scandal it will be roughly 3 labour to every 1 tory.

    I wonder why that is?!

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    nellnewman says:

    Payola indeed!! I suspect the beeb is finally going to be found not fit to operate . Just a few more months!

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    Anonymous says:

    The Coalition won power in the election.
    Get over it.

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    nellnewman says:

    You believe things they say on the beeb?

    You poor baby you!!

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    Schrödinger's cat is a severe mental illness says:

    In England we live in God’s own country sir, and don’t you fucking forget it.

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    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Troughers All. Mitcheel–what a joke. Chukka yermunni down the Pan— we can always print some more. A degree of singular authoritarian rule here would not go amiss. Should all blow up about the Ides of March.

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    Because they are all widowed? Haven’t got the wealth of Tory millionaires? It was within the rules? I dinnae unnerstan? Too ill to stand trial?

    It goes on forever…

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    Schrödinger’s cat is a thought experiment.

    You are all too real.

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    Anonymous says:

    And didn’t Blunkett use to buy his fancy piece a first class rail ticket?
    And I don’t mean the dog.

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    nellnewman says:

    I think what’s absolutely gobsmacking about it is that they’ve started mega troughing all over again so soon after the last expenses scandal and have learnt nothing!

    Peabrains all of them!!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Channel 4 News never mentioned that Ed Millionaireband was booed. Now why would that be?

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    You would think their supporters would become jealous of them but apparently not. The mass Labour supporters, who would put their cross by Jimmy Savile if they were to put a red rosette upon his festering corpse, are the peabrains.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Sunday newspapers pouring another large bucket of merde all over the BBC. So don’t expect the BBC to mention Jimmy Savile then.

  319. 319
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC really has to be wound up. Time to be rid of this cesspit of perverts

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    nellnewman says:

    Sadly I’m afraid you are right!

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Sadly Nell , the BBC is part of the EU with their nice low priced loans etc, so nothing will be done apart from a few slapped wrists in public just to show they really care as to what happened, lessons will be learn’t etc etc.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – Those who want and desire to keep their eyes shut – will forever remain blind to the truth.

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    Saffron says:

    Now listening to these MP’s travel expenses,who the shittin hell do they think they are.
    First class travel my ass.
    They are servants paid for by us,they should be minimising the cost to us,rather than pursuing this we are better than you crap.
    Pay the standard going rate and forget your inflated ego’s,you are a disgrace by any standards and hopefully the electorate will tell you this next time round.

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘Cos they’re duplicitous lefty shits?

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    David Chaytor, Elliot Morley and Jim Devine says:

    True, they’re lining up a few scapegoats as we speak.

  326. 326
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Elizabeth Filkin. They were all in it together – to ‘get’ her out.

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    Saffron says:

    The savile saga continues,now we have ministers involved,the plot thickens,how will this pan out.
    The absolute tip of the iceberg methinks.

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    I agree with that. There are two entirely different points here if only you could see it.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I want a Press that is free; contrary to a Press that ‘claims to be free’ / the freeest press in the world whilst failing to mention that they are suborned under D / DA notices as a result of Media laws!!!

  330. 330
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t actually get what this story is about

  331. 331
    albacore says:

    The BBC sure ain’t no butterfly
    It’s a big fat hog in a stinking sty
    If Cameron had the guts of a lamb
    He’d carve it up into bacon and ham

  332. 332
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Some of the new recruit producers to Panordrama – have historical things which show how they turn things “Inside out” because of their personal cravenness to be honest and truthful.

  333. 333
    nellnewman says:

    labour govt exposed as lying over wmd and taking us into illegal war

    mps/Lords exposed for fiddling expenses on huge scale

    police exposed as lying over hillsborough

    bbc exposed for colluding with p@edophile ring for 40 years plus

    mps exposed for rent swapping scam

    leveson about to announce plans for shutting up the media so we never find out about these things ever again!

    Thank God for the internet!!

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    Komrades - to the barrikades!! says:

    What do we want?

    – Other Peoples’ money!

    Who is gonna pay for it?

    – Our grandchildren!

    Is that fair?

    – Fuck ‘em! I’m a socialist and I want money now!

  335. 335
    nellnewman says:

    The millionaire chuckusyamoney who keeps all of his inheritance offshore out of reach of HMRC and then spends his time marching with the unions against sensible housekeeping measures to control the countries debts that labour recklessly ran up when they(and he) was in power?!

  336. 336
    Jezza says:

  337. 337
    nellnewman says:

    How many people were on that march today and what percentage of the 6million members Unions say they have, does that represent?

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    Wellington says:

    fucking retard

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    Harriet Harman and Patricia Hewitt says:

    We support sexual relations between Adults and Children.


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    albacore says:

    Sorry, Saffron, that’s arse about face
    Our MPs may be a vile disgrace
    But it’s us they see as the untermensch
    It’s a wonder that they can bear our stench

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – I left a response for you back on your link and a few other responses about the place.

    E.g. Those who want and desire to keep their eyes shut – will forever remain blind to the truth. [Middle finger salute to you too sc hahaha]

  342. 342
    nellnewman says:

    well I hope entwistle is one of them!!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And a few good demos / protests at this time of year generally pay well to get us through the festive season – all those luvverly jubberly overtime & bonus rates go sky high at demo time … result – but don’t tell them public plebs or we’re done for.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Wasn’t the man behind the cat – ‘Smirch’ an evil old bastard?

  345. 345
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Wasn’t the man behind the cat – ‘Smerch’ an evil old bastard?

  346. 346

    Did see it but I can’t for the life of me understand what you are trying to say or whether you agree or disagree with me. Whatever…

    Also, I did not give you a middle finger salute so do not understand that apparently childish remark in parenthesis.

    If you stopped speaking in riddles and made a clear point for a change, we might understand what you were on about. I shall only respond to you in future where you are making substantive points and will ignore any other invective as life is too busy and too short.

  347. 347
    Chuka Harrison Umunna says:

    Extreme Hypocrisy. Very Extreme Hypocrisy. Radical Extreme Hypocrisy. Fundamental Radical Extreme Hypocrisy. Fundamental Radical Extreme Hypocrisy by a Toff. Fundamental Radical Extreme Hypocrisy by a Toff who feels he needs to dress as a Pleb to be accepted. Fundamental Radical Extreme Hypocrisy by a Toff who feels he needs to dress as a Pleb to be accepted yet he always wears a sharp suit even in bed.

    That’s what it is about.

  348. 348
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    One last troll of the night…..

  349. 349
    nellnewman says:

    Most optimistic estimate of marchers today is that there were 150k. Unions said they had 6million members and most of them would turn out. So where were they?

  350. 350
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Best ask Tony Blair or Peter Mandleson about it as Gordon lay back with his beastest buddies.

  351. 351
    Anonymous says:

    also when they helped hound Mitchel out of office. I cant wait for the Hillsborough enquiry.

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    Whats with the Messiah rubbish ? David Cameron is the PM, and i would rather have him in office any day compared with the labour hypocrites.

  353. 353
    How has the country come to this says:

    Now the bbc are not even pretending to be news broadcasters instead the supposed newreader at 23.23 pm is holding forth with a diatribe of his own view of “down with Cameron, Osborne et al – bring back Labour,” incidentally he looks as though he could be Chukuyamoneys brother.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    RM – Begbies T are the firm who made a killing £££ (and have made many other Killing£ out of the industry of putting companies / businesses into liquidation / administration situations irrespective of that said companies needed their interference in the first place) – out of the multiple administrations that Portsmouth FC have gone through.

    They do make lodsa a dosh in the football world – generally at the expense of The Tribal f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l indoctrinated! Easy money when most footy fans can’t see beyond their tribal allegiances.

  355. 355
    Aunty Matter says:

    BBC news paper review totally ignores all the Savile stories. Fucking piss ants c u n t z .

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    What does that mean ?

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    Is that chukkas wife ?

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    Let’s have a protest march to say we all should have more money. What a good idea! Since I thought of it, I shall have more of course. But everyone will be winners, won’t they?

  359. 359
    nellnewman says:

    SinisterUncleBeeb spinning faster than a top as he tries to deflect attention away from his p@edophilia and sexual abuse tendencies.

    The beeb – not fit to hold a broadcasting license!

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    How did he manage to get on to the pitch, thump the goalie,get off the pich and out into the night, without anybody stopping him. Its really bizarre. Dont they have police at football matches ?

  361. 361
    anonymous says:

    I’ve got a very good idea as well to boost our economy, why not cut out the middle man altogether (the Banks) and just distribute all that QE directly to the populace. I think trade would then pick up dramatically.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    Is Diane wearing a fat suit ?

  363. 363
    Boys Buggery Cocaine says:

    Please discuss: is the British music industry engulfed by paedos. ?

  364. 364

    That’s good. Let’s make beer free as well.

    I’m running out of ideas. Have you got any more?

  365. 365
    anonymous says:

    Put them all up against a wall and shoot them.

  366. 366
    Soul Devil Sold says:

    The Guido brand is now mainstream commercialism. Libertarianism has been discarded along the way.

    Time to move on Nell.

  367. 367

    Well yeah! I can see the point in that but I don’t want to get shot myself, do you?

    Perhaps we ought to have some secrecy laws…

  368. 368
    Bruce from NY says:

    Are you mentally unstable Blowing Whistles or just stupid?

  369. 369
    Bruce from NY says:

    What is wrong with commercialism? Is this Guido guy supposed to be a fucking charity?

  370. 370
    Engineering says:

    Of course being booed by a lefty job shy shower is exactly what Red Ed wanted.

  371. 371
    Bruce from NY says:

    They have all got bad teeth

  372. 372
    nellnewman says:

    The headmistress of duncrft that school where savile abused girls is now outed as margaretjones.

    By an amazing ‘coincidence’ her nephew is meirionjones who worked on the beeb newsnight programme where she was airbrushed out of everything!!

    The beeb = biased, unbalanced……

  373. 373
    Bruce from NY says:

    Your politics is even weirder than ours.

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    In Utopian Britain, everything is not for profit.

    Doesn’t stop people from lining their pockets, though. It just leaves the public thinking they are doing good when really they are shafting the community.

  375. 375
    Universal Hiss says:

    You will need a dozen spads of course.

    I’ll be a bag carrier. 40K +expenses be alright?

  376. 376
    shower of shite says:

    Belfast, absolute max was 1000

  377. 377
    Universal Hiss says:

    Perhaps that’s why they are putting their microphones in their ears & going la,la,la.

    What a lovely Christmas present for one & all to not have the enforced telly tax.

    Rupe must be enjoying this.

  378. 378
    anonymous says:

    Don’t beat about the bush nell… BBC = Institutionalised Pe*d*philiacs.

  379. 379
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How deep does the nepotism go?

    BTW have had a full search [full print off taken for the record] of two MP’s and every page of their expenses via the IPSA link via the guardian link above {on this blog} …

    All of these (chukkas) effers [MP’s] pay for absolutely NOTHING whatsoever – they’re “collectively” taking the ‘fing pee out of the Taxpaying public across the political spectrum. And Political Journalists who continue to spin for one party verses against the other are perpetuating the lies and duplicity upon the general public – by a press who have bought into the mass rape, plunder and pillage of the British public.

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    Have you got big tits?

  381. 381
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Be careful what you mod – it might come back and bite you as timelocked.

  382. 382
    Jimmy Saville says:

    Not for me!

  383. 383
    Scape Goat Savile says:

    Savile is just one of many and I doubt all the allegations are true anyway.

    But it suites the BBC that he is made the scape goat.

    As for Harriet Harman and Patricia Hewitt and their support for child sex and pornography then that could be an even greater scandal.

  384. 384
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To Bruce from NY – I want some / any f-wit Scheuster from NY or London for that matter to challenge me – come on ‘Big NY Boy’ let’s be having you; let’s “GET” IT ON.

    Your failure to accept my invitation – will be deemed as “you are a 5hit head zioloon”.

  385. 385
    Stop being a Mouse Dave says:

    I think it is a given that if Dave had campaigned in the past to lower the age of consent, permit explicit photos of Children or said that sex with minors was OK then Ed quite rightly would shout from the roof tops about it and demand a judge lead Inquiry.

    So Why isn’t team Dave pillaring Harman and Hewitt?

  386. 386
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I recommend that everyone check out their own MP on the IPSA website – these MP’s across the board pay for F all – and are all heading for a lamp post.

  387. 387
    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – the more I read of you the more I liken you to Joshua Rosenberg …

  388. 388
    Bruce from NY says:

    Thank you. I now see you are both.

  389. 389
    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – you are not the full honest package that you profess yourself to be – that has become clear. You tend to be an ‘excuse monkey’ for too many miscreants.

  390. 390
    Universal Hiss says:

    Gigantic & a vast behind to keep me upright.

    How big’s your penis?

  391. 391
  392. 392
    Universal Hiss says:

    because now is really not the time for hysteria.

    It’s all very nasty & is not a game for political point scoring.

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    Rupe says:

    That would not have stopped Ed Mili.

    He knows that points make prizes.

  395. 395

    Smaller than my sword.

  396. 396
    Universal Hiss says:

    Not a sword of struth & a crusty shield?

    I could nearly claim my £5 with that one.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    They assembled , they marched ,waved their placards high , bongoed the drums and ……… booed the man they paid for as leader …
    Funny where was Ed Balls ….. adressing socialist ambition perhaps :)

  399. 399
    Universal Hiss says:

    Nisi prius?

    but that was funny.

  400. 400

    Ed Millitwat was booed by his own so called supporters LoL

    “Fellow thitithens if i wath in offith i to would hath to make cuts juth like the torith” !

  401. 401

    Ed Balls was at Norwich V Arsenal looking like a blimp wearing his yellow scarf !

  402. 402
    Universal Hiss says:

    Well The Guardian has a little bit about it. The Telegraph are ignoring it. They are going with bad teaching stops people going to Oxford.

    Good grief. I never knew that.

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  404. 404

    The tip of his cock or his tongue i think not iceberg

  405. 405

    Surprised you could hear him over all the booing lard arse !

  406. 406

    Why? this blog hasn’t been the same since Neo-Guido got his hands on the ModBot controls. The modding on this site is getting to CiF levels – not good news for a site run by a so-called libertarian.

  407. 407

    Her and Hubby probably rent theirs out , thats why he’s so against it

  408. 408
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Bruce of NY – you could as well be Joshua Rosenberg, Melanie Phillips or Carl Gardner …. Not one of them has the testicles to publicly stand up against me – now why would that be?

  409. 409
    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – Yes, correct – really.

  410. 410
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Your “Narcissism” for starters. The Me, I, me, me, it’s so like bliar and Murdoch – so humble.

  411. 411
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Then Fuck off and sort out your own pitiful fuck-wit retarded politicians Brucey.

    BTW – see the Daily Mail / Max Hastings of Saturday 20th October 2012 – Uncle sams f-wit banksters and Co.

  412. 412
    soapy says:

    …including at the various branches of the Police Federation?

    Better ask a policeman then.

  413. 413
    soapy says:

    French not your strong point, is it?

  414. 414
    soapy says:

    … then Van Dieman’s land discussed?

    We used to send starving kids who stole half a loaf of bread there not so long ago. The remnants of the complex where they were kept are still around – and could quite easily be refurbished by a team of competent builders.

    Now there’s a thought….

  415. 415
    soapy says:

    Doing their Christmas shopping in London early? After all a free coach trip is a free coach trip, innit? Too good an opportunity to waste.

  416. 416
    Anonymous says:

    Ha ha ha.

    After all those years in opposition the poor old tory’s couldn’t win government and now they are showing the world they are fundamentally incompetent.

    Catamites like Guido with nothing left to do other than to poke fun at the other side.

    Come on Guido give us just one original policy idea.


    thought not – not the sort of thing they do where you come from.

  417. 417
    soapy says:

    If they can’t go to Oxford, they will have to change at Slough and go to Swindon instead I suppose.

  418. 418
    Anonymous says:

    He is labour, therefore he lies…..

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  422. 422
    Duane Myeddin says:

    This seems to apply the world over :


  423. 423
    Anonymous says:

    You’d probably change out of your suit to march, too. What awful, homophobic, racist, anti-Semitic bigots a lot of you are.

  424. 424
    Anonymous says:

    Bring back hanging

  425. 425
    you gotta larf says:

    ….. and now Lord Tebbitt (hehehe) enters the fray to criticise the tory toff boys … I know, you couldn’t make it up could you …. what the tories should do is dig Thatcher up … oops, she’s not dead yet ….hahahahahahaha

  426. 426
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    I’m preparing a book on the Savile Saga but can’t think of a title. Suggestions please.

  427. 427
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Chuckup is a man for whom the phrase “sharp suited spiv” could have been invented.

  428. 428

    Why is Doormouse Dave Hell bent on imposing police commissioners on us ?
    Nobody even knows the names of any of these people (except i know Lard arse Prescott wants to be one)
    Six figure salaries , no experience required
    November (election so nobody turns out)
    Thousands of lazy bastard council employees sitting around all day doing fuck all as election staff
    Why is Do nowt Dave imposing these people on us ?
    if somebody gets all the members of his extended family to vote for them they could get in and influence policy and budgets WTF ?

  429. 429
    Lord Norman says:

    Ruff, Ruff,Ruff

  430. 430
    outrageous says:

    could Marr’s show have been any more ridiculous?

  431. 431
    you gotta larf says:

    and what’s this with bercow’s personalised car number plate? Jsut cos his wife has one? What about security matters now John? Hypocritical lying cheating tory scum

  432. 432
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I have just heard Edwina Currie is implicated in the Jimmy Savile abuse investigations .

    If the police are to question her I hope they do it under caution .

    I was talking to a gentleman a year or so ago and he said that she had molested John Major when he was our Prime Minister .

    I said I did not believe she would do such a thing but he insisted he was telling the truth .

    Apparently there is a book all about it .

  433. 433

    I don’t think you are from Clydach, look you.

  434. 434
    Captn P says:

    Unlike the Labour party who’s central policy plank was to ram the countries finances into the ground.

    With policies like that who wouldn’t wonder what the fuck you are on about?

  435. 435
    Typical Labour cock says:

    Isn’t Chucky the hypocritical twat who said he condemns the arms industry, and then got arms manufacturers to sponsor an event at the Labour conference, said he condemns tax avoidance but has lots of money stashed away in offshore accounts, said his constituents are poor and suffering and then bragged about getting £1000 bespoke suits?

  436. 436
    homophobic pride on the march says:

    Er, why can’t he march in an Armani suit of he wants if he wants to? That’s being suitist.

  437. 437
    Captn P says:

    Its the only angle to that story that the left wing media would run.

  438. 438
    Labour = hypocrisy says:

    Someone should ask Luciana Berget if she arrived at the rally in her car with the £5000 personalised number plate.

  439. 439
    dai hard says:

    I don’t think his name is Yvonne either.

  440. 440
    anonymous says:

    good morning madam

  441. 441
    Luciana Bugger says:

    Bill Shankly? What’s that? Is that the same as a hand shandy? I’ve given lots of those on my climb up the political greasy rope.

  442. 442
    Esther Rancid, Edwina Currie, Margaret Hodge, Greville Janner, the Leeds rag trade cabal... says:

    Oy vey! The indigenous English plebs have finally woken up to their country being stolen from them and invaded by racist, in-bred psychos, whose ‘good book’ says fucking gentile children is no crime.

  443. 443
    bingo wings says:

    That’s the sort of thing real journalists used to ask, not the fucking press lobby lap dogs we have at the moment.

  444. 444
    Labour = hypocrisy says:

    Luciana Berger has a car with a 5000 pound number plate. She ditched the car for a second hand when she stood for the Liverpool seat.

  445. 445
    Edwina Currie says:

    Jim Buggered It?

  446. 446
    "Gis' a job" tells the truth says:

    David Cameron has been criticised by Conservative grandee Lord Tebbit following Andrew Mitchell’s resignation as chief whip. He said the Prime Minister had allowed “this dog of a coalition Government” to look incompetent.

    Writing in The Observer, Lord Tebbit said: “This dog of a coalition Government has let itself be given a bad name and now anybody can beat it. It has let itself be called a Government of unfeeling toffs. Past governments have had far more real Tory toffs: prime ministers Alec Douglas-Home and Harold Macmillan, or even in Thatcher’s day, Whitelaw, Soames, Hailsham, Carrington, Gowrie, Joseph, Avon, Trenchard and plenty more, without incurring similar abuse.” He added: “The abiding sin of the Government is not that some ministers are rich, but that it seems unable to manage its affairs competently.”

  447. 447
    Gordon Brown says:

    If I was still prime minister, there would be no cuts. We’d have a 10 trillion pound surplus which I would have achieved by borrowing ten trillion and spending 20 trillion, which would have produced 560 trillion tractors.

  448. 448
    you gotta larf says:

    here he is – the man of the moment


    another tory wanker

    by the way I hear another tory MP has called an army officer a gobshite at a £3000 banquet ….

    they really do obnoxious well don’t they, the tories….????

  449. 449
    Luciana BigMac says:

    Look, I’d give up all the money, the private reg plate, the MP in some place called Liverpool, the first class travel, Chuka’s big black dick, if only I could have a nose that wasn’t a foot long.

  450. 450
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Google Earth of the Arms, has a Sunday Lunch banner outside. She would be peeling potatoes by now.

  451. 451
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can make water and carbon monoxide out of petrol

  452. 452
    Anonymous says:

    in related news, the bigger boys are getting ready to sort nuclear Iran issue.

    As Iranian economy collapses, the US is ready to jaw.jaw with it.
    1 to 1. A realistic new world commeth.

  453. 453
    Duane Myeddin says:

    Bercow ≠ Tory

  454. 454

    I ordered a fucking pint of Guinness six months ago and am still waiting, boyo.

  455. 455
    Duane Myeddin says:

    (As stated at 441 above.)
    How could anyone in their right mind possibly think that Bercow is a Tory ?

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    outrageous says:


  457. 457
    A Recent Arrival says:

    Block votings all arranged muchly thankings.

  458. 458
    Luke Nopension says:

    You made poo out of plenty.

  459. 459

    Fuck Off Pleb ! still knocking one out over your Jimmy Saville poster ?

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    Sounds like Sally Bercow’s postcode

  462. 462
    Anonymous says:

    politically vacant.

  463. 463
    nellnewman says:

    Look no further than MargaretHodge for links to child abuse and jimmysavile and her time in Islington. The abusers in Islington were linked to HautdelaGarenne and Norfolk – exactly the circle in which jimmy was moving. So why did Hodge refuse to act and try and cover up by smearing the victim?

    “In 2003, following Hodge’s appointment as Minister for Children, Demetrious Panton went public with his allegation that he was abused in Islington Council care and had repeatedly raised this issue with no effect. He accused Hodge of being ultimately responsible for the abuse that he suffered. Davies also went public with the issues that she had raised concerns about while working for the council.[12] Following a media campaign conducted by several national newspapers calling for her to resign from her new post, she responded to Panton by letter, in which she referred to him as ‘extremely disturbed’. Panton then passed the letter to the press which planned to publish it, only to be judicially restrained from doing so at the instruction of Hodge. The letter was eventually published, mainly on the grounds that the blocking of the letter was seen as disproportionate. Hodge was forced to publicly apologise and offered to contribute to a charity of Panton’s choosing as recompense.[13]”

  464. 464
    Poison Dwarf says:

    I’ve just splashed out on a personalised number plate to keep up with Sally. It’s C1JNT. Suits me perfectly.

  465. 465
    Sally Bigcow says:

    I’ve just got a cool new number plate. Suits me perfectly : SL4 PPA

  466. 466
    Call me ‘Dave’ says:

    Good Morning!

    Today I wish to be known as

    Dipstick ‘Dave’ who doesn’t know his upper-class arse from his high-faluttin elbow.

    Thank you.

  467. 467
    Scouse Jobseeker says:

    Bill Shankly is a term we use for pleasuring oneself. As in” I’m having a quick Bill Shankly.”

  468. 468
    Guido(Home is Nevis,Eastern Caribbean) says:

    For one week only, Polly Toynbee takes time out from her villa in Tuscany to appear on #bbcsp

  469. 469
    Luciana says:

    My new number plate is : G08 JOB. It’s the quickest way to get on a shortlist in the Labour Party.

  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    Jim’ll fuck it

  471. 471
    David"Three Buttocks"Cameron says:

    “Excuse me mate, there’s no toilet roll in the gents.” I said to the waiter, as he stood in the middle of restaurant taking somebody’s order.

    “Ok, but did you really need to waddle out here with your trousers around your ankles?”

  472. 472
    Anonymous says:

    he is new labour so he is B.Liar.
    Buying him is like buying something fake.
    time is over for the fake.sheikh’s of this world.

  473. 473
    Raymomd Cyst says:

    No co-ons in Parliament.

  474. 474
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Up early this morning and heard the Bbbc religious program and apart from the mooslam stuff, they (the Bbbc) were proselytising for some african who wants to campaign in the UK for the ‘bla*ck vote (a la barrack omaha).

    Now apart from the fact that for the last forty odd years these cu’nts have been ramming down my throat that there is no difference, isn’t preferentially selecting one racial group over another what they would call racist?

    Is this a classic example of socialist Bbbc double standards, I don’t suppose if some English man wanted to go on the Bbbc to campaign for the white vote he would be treated in the same way, in fact they would probably do a secret filming on him and smear him and his organization

  475. 475
    South of the M4 says:

    And your husband has W4 NKR.

  476. 476

    One Nation ! One Nation !One Nation !

  477. 477
    Mr & Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPERS says:


  478. 478
    Aunty Matter says:

    I see the BBC keep wheeling out people to defend the BBC saying they’ve done nothing wrong. This time it’s c u n t Greg Dyke.

    The BBC are a joke, they accused Murdoch of all sorts of things and claimed any internal investigation would be a cover up, now the BBC are playing the same game.

    Fuck off BBC twats. You’re going to get your arses reamed you kiddie fiddling c u n t z

  479. 479
    Billy Allbright says:

    You can’t get Guinness in the Colliers .

  480. 480
    LU51 ANA says:


  481. 481
    How has the country come to this says:

    The bbc (aka Labour publicity dept.) is cranking up the vitriol against the Conservatives to mega decibel level, a direct consequence of the possible revelations of what really goes on behind the scenes; the tinopener to this can of worms and snakes being the Saville swamp.

    Dave, seize this initiative, you have nothing to lose by cleansing the bbc now and making it self funding, if they are any good they will then survive and if not = Byeeee, what have they lose, Hmmm? Those corridors filled with champers bottles, mega salaries for tenth raters, all that faux “edginess”, so called news readers and the rest who are Labour party shills. Got to stop – run out of space.

  482. 482
    Tory Grandee says:

    I have started a campaign to ensure Boris makes a return to The House Of Commons and challenges Dave for the leadership.

  483. 483
    Anonymous says:

    maybe it’s enough just to have reverence for your life.

  484. 484
    Ianto Evans says:

    Frozen French Fries with Chilli and Lavabread .

  485. 485
    Expat Geordie says:

    Of course the current government could just declare PFI illegal and renage on the deals. You can be pretty certain that it is what Labour would have done if they had stayed in in 2010.

  486. 486
    albacore says:

    Dave must have had one of his turns
    Induced by guilt from what he earns
    Of course, if they paid him all that he’s due
    He’d have to run for Commissioner, too

  487. 487
    Expat Geordie says:

    30,000 demonstated in Benghazi just after the murder there of the US ambassador. The thing is, it was a PRO-American demonstration, in the Middle East! We seem to be living in interesting times.

  488. 488
    Expat Geordie says:

    Don’t you mean head master’s office?

  489. 489
    Sith Master says:

    Let me remind you young padawan, as the single blade of grass grows so does the meadow flourish.

  490. 490
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    David Cameron : Are you a chicken farmer?
    Nadine Dorries : No…
    David Cameron : ‘Cos you’re well good at raising cocks

  491. 491
    Rio Ferdinandana says:

    Choc ice anyone ?

  492. 492
    Expat Geordie says:

    Which dog?

  493. 493

    That is as may be. But I’m thirsty and I don’t want a green Guinness, thank you.

    Mind you, for the length of time that I’ve been waiting…

  494. 494
  495. 495
    hai karate says:

    walking through winchester
    yum yums in greggs
    the slug and lettuce
    half full

  496. 496
    Expat Geordie says:

    It would be cheaper just to stick them all on one of the uninhabited islands around the Falklands. Should help keep the Argies away as well.

  497. 497
  498. 498
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    What’s life like in the Bunker, Dave ???/

  499. 499
    There's no time like Guiness time says:

  500. 500
    David Cameron says:

    My position s now ,as always,untenable.

    I shall continue to support Andrew Mitchell,Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks 100%.

    Good Afternoon.

  501. 501
    George Young says:

    David Cameron has said George Osborne “will be dealt with” after not supporting the TUC demo yesterday.

  502. 502
    Sith Master says:

    Great trees from little acorns grow young padawan. Concerning yourself with trifles could lead to spotted dick.

  503. 503
    Anonymous says:

    Jeez, you must be a member of the cabinet if you spend all day on here slagging Cameron off.

  504. 504
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    If they get rid of Cameron, they will be doing us all a favour!

  505. 505
    jack of shadows says:

    two faced big eared baldy fucking shitstain

  506. 506
    She's mad, that one is says:

  507. 507
    My pute says:

    order order is not responding due to a long running script

  508. 508
    Anonymous says:

    most famous and tarnished.

  509. 509

    Not being an aficionado of Star Wars, I am unfamiliar with their desserts.

  510. 510
    Otis D Berger the Third from Maine says:

    It looks like it is going to be a run off then between Boris and Grove .

    I have only just begun to realise what a little creep is Grove .

    With Boris the performance may not always match the rhetoric but at least the ride is fun .

  511. 511
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    I think it might be Yvette Cooper. She does fuck all.

  512. 512

    You are a fantastic judge of character Do Nowt Dave

  513. 513
    Northwing. says:

    Too fecking right.

  514. 514
    Anonymous says:

    liberterian at heart, a democrat in the mind, and a liker of the good things of life.

  515. 515
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    I am posting this wonderful photo of myself again as the last time I did, I had a huge response from many of my young female fans. Don’t read the comments underneath the article accusing me, with proof, of trafficking asylum seekers in to Portsmouth for my boys to house in flats built with planning permissions I have fixed for them. This way, my boys can launder their ill gotten gains and I get political donations. It’s a good job the twat who has posted the story, doesn’t know that my grateful boys bought me a viilla in Spain in thanks, phew! Boaz


  516. 516

    Or as a local pub landlord used to have on his wife’s car B1MBO
    Or my favourite
    which would suit you and your latest stud muffin down to the ground

  517. 517

    does not make sense unless you were having a wankly

    stick with a Merchant or a Barclays

  518. 518
    Sith Master says:

    You irrevocably entered the dark side when you took one up the plum duff.

  519. 519
    jack of shadows says:

    fuck off arsewipe

  520. 520
    Anonymous says:

    “Those who want and desire to keep their eyes shut – will forever remain blind to the truth.”

    it is hard to absorb the truth when one is not ready. Bliar advises on capacity building to rubbish governments. in a similar vein, we need to build psychological capacity within us.

    we need to let go of something?

  521. 521
    Aunty Matter says:

    Well said

  522. 522
    Aunty Matter says:

    So tell me has the BBC outed Ed Gonads and his retard bitch wife as 1st class snouters then? Because I haven’t heard a word about them on the BBC today.

  523. 523
    Olga Bonkalot says:

    A great photo Handy. All the girls in Moscow and St Petersburg have taken a copy and Katya says to tell you that she has a framed copy on her desk in FSB Headquarters, in Moscow. The girls want to know when you are next coming over and don’t forget to bring lots of your lovely taxpayer’s money for them. See you soon. XXX from us and Katya.

  524. 524
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I went to the sign makers and requested a 60 ft letter A and the same size in relation to the letters S and K,

    He told me he would try his best but it was a big ask.

  525. 525
    Sod the BBC says:

    Pissing BBC. I kid you not the BBC news said last night that there was some booing of Ed when he said there would have to be a few cut backs under his government.

    If they had been reporting Dave they would have said the crowd heckled and shouted down the PM when he announced draconian and unprecedented savage reduction in government spending.

  526. 526
    The BBC are cunts says:

  527. 527

    “If Carlsberg did Arseholes”

  528. 528
    Correct says:

  529. 529
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Laugh ??? I thought I’d never start.

  530. 530

    No they wern’t shouting Boo ! Boo ! Boo!
    They were shouting Who ? Who ? Who ?

  531. 531
    Aunty Matter says:

    So Panorama tomorrow. Who is taking odds on the BBC doing a total stitch up complaining that the BBC have been set up by the evil right wing press?

    I’m expecting the BBC to ‘call in some favours’ from Bryant and Watson for starters plus those left wing comedians who get paid millions by the BBC.

    The upshot will be that Panorama will conclude that Savile was a one off and that Newsnight were not told to drop the story and we should all move along as there is nothing to see.

    Now back to evil Tories.

  532. 532
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Barclays pays just 1% corporation tax – Is there any wonder this country is in Debt

  533. 533

    You appear to know an awful lot about it.

    What comics do you normally read?

  534. 534
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    Guido needs to work on his ad lib.

  535. 535

    Chukka uppa Quick change artist ?

    we know a song about that Zippy don’t we ?

  536. 536
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Exactly. But Dave does not have the balls.

  537. 537
  538. 538
    Aunty Matter says:


    The stench of a cover up at the BBC grows even stronger. What the FUCK are the police up to? Instead of trying to get Tory MPs fired shouldn’t these c u nt mong plod twats been down at BBC TV centre kicking in some doors?

    Fucking cops, they are totally fucking useless. Snail shit is of more use than the police.

  539. 539
    Aunty Matter says:

    Of course none of this tax dodging went on when Mcbumbandit was running the economy did it?

  540. 540
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    This “Lets Bash the Bankers” is running a bit thin now.

  541. 541
    Fish says:

    or Jodrell

  542. 542
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    In your case, GGOO, it should be a big “SAK” you get.

  543. 543
    Aunty Matter says:

    What a joke. C u n t Ian Blair claims the Tories are politicising the police. So that’s the same Blair that supported the jock grinning bum bandit in the general election by putting stickers supporting Labour on police cars and the same c u n t who supported 90 day detention.

    Piss off you c u n t.

  544. 544
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    ‘Conservatives are the true party of equality’ Laughing my ass off, it actually came off HA!

  545. 545
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    The Leveson enquiry should be reopened to cover the BBC.

  546. 546
    Guido(Home is Nevis,Eastern Caribbean) says:

    Say no to party political control of the police. Telegraph exposes role of pro-privatisation neo-con think tank in election.

  547. 547
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    After 13 years of Labour nothing was achieved in trying to lift people out of deprived backgrounds and poor schooling.
    The present govt are trying very hard to open up Oxbridge to people from deprived backgrounds who have done very well in school (against the odds because the state sector has some terrible schools) but cannot compete against the independant sector.
    Gove has also taken it on board to raise the academic output from the state sector schools.
    Labour did nothing in 13 years except see the education system slip fom 8th to 26th in the International League Tables. After tens of billions spent (new money) nothing was achieved.

    Labour = Useless.

  548. 548
    The concept of 'equality' is an insult. says:

    ‘Equality’ implies that we’re all equal. Looking at the parasitic subhuman mongs that support Labour, it most certainly isn’t the case that we’re equal, or anything even close to it.

  549. 549
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    For me to feel equal to a Labour supporter would go against every tenet of Darwins Theory of Evolution.
    I look down upon them with pity. Dysgenic horde.

  550. 550
    Durrrrrrr says:

    “Is there any wonder this country is in Debt” [sic]

    Not when Labour ran a budget deficit of 7% of GDP the year before the banking crisis, no.

    (PS: the little curly question mark ‘?’ is your friend.)

  551. 551
    "Sir" Jimmy Savile, if you please, says:

    Now then, now then, as it happens there was a song about me from the 1970’s whose title you might want to nick:

  552. 552
    Gutted says:

    Adam Hart-Davies? Surely not?

  553. 553
    What the BBC did not show you Yesterday. says:

  554. 554
    Shocking. All the BBC showed was Pro Miliband footage says:

    Why are Lefties so violent, noisy and vile?

    I see some were even hiding their faces by putting on the religion of peace headgear.

  555. 555
    Power is everything says:

    It’s the ones who stay hidden from general view who need bashing.

  556. 556
    Agent Orange says:

    We achieved exactly what we set out to achieve.

  557. 557
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is she “Oppenheimers deadly toy”? [Police / Sting lyrics]

  558. 558
    Kebab Time says:

    I donent mind being beten but hat eit when nobodies comments on my comments

  559. 559
    Jimmy says:

    Bastard calls himself a socialist but has a change of clothes.

    Just when you think that barrel can’t be scraped any more..

  560. 560
    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile on the Scottishroundup site more important things are commented on.

    1. I thought this was worth a mention.


    1. Can we really believe what Tobacco Control studies say, this link is on the same subject as the previous comment.


  561. 561
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Ha ha. Get the news from a Russian media oulet.

  562. 562
    Truthteller says:

    Meanwhile on the Scottishroundup site more important things are commented on.

    1. I thought this was worth a mention.


  563. 563

    Far-Left UAF through and through, its safe to say.

    Naturally, anybody who supports a virulently anti-England, hate-filled far-Left organisation such as the UAF SURELY has no place anywhere NEAR a position of power.

    But then again, this is bloody England we’re talking about, innit.

  564. 564
    Truthteller says:

    And a related comment:-

    1. Can we really believe what Tobacco Control studies say, this link is on the same subject as the previous comment.


  565. 565
    nellnewman says:

    Militwit doesn’t need to ask that – don’t forget he was a senior member of gordon’s bunker pals in no10 whilst they were busy trashing the country from behind locked doors.

  566. 566
    Fish says:

    I remember, at the time, the BBC actually put out a number interviews with people supportive of under age sex, allowing them to promote their views.

    They will be in their archive

    Does that square the circle I wonder?

  567. 567
    Northwing. says:

    Oh yes, Really classy comment.NOT.

  568. 568
    Portsmouth City Council is the most corrupt Council in the UK if not the World says:

    Robert Mugabe and Goodluck Johnathan. What’s going on Handy, it looks like you are losing your touch?


    You said you had your local newspaper in your pocket, yet people are being allowed to post remarks against you and the corruption going on in Portsmouth. This is setting us a bad example. How are we supposed to manage our corruption without you, our guiding light, to show us the way? I see you have been trying to turn things around without success, posting as ‘greeneyes.’ Get your boys on to the situation right away please and stop this dissent. Jahbulon.

  569. 569
    Northwing. says:

    Yawn,Change the record.

  570. 570
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Read #536.

  571. 571
    Lord Stansted says:

    “Chuka Harrison Umunna (born October 1978) is a political activist and commentator,”

    Translation: Chuka Harrison Umunna (born October 1978) is able only to lie, cheat, and boost his ego.

  572. 572
    Fish says:

    Ha ha ha.

    Greasy Vaz is coming under further scrutiny becuase of his apparent ineligibilty to be a member of Labour’s NEC. He belongs to an ethnic affiliate group called Bame of which there are also allegations that it has a dodgy membership list.

    Good old Greasy. Slurp, slurp and Diane Fatbot would say

  573. 573
    Fish says:

    ‘as’ not ‘and’

    So excited about this, my fingers were rushing ahead of themselves.

  574. 574
    Northwing. says:

    Calm down dear,Its only an Illiterate comment.

  575. 575
  576. 576
    ToonBert... says:

    Wonder which is worse, this or Jimmy and his fingers of fun?

  577. 577

    …and your point is?

  578. 578
    ToonBert... says:

    Blair was part of the new breed of Senior Officers with sociology degrees and the like, the very same who are being arrested, sacked, committing suicide etc for criminal activity, fraud or misuse of position. :)

  579. 579
    Oh bugger, I deleted all my cookies AGAIN. says:

    Hand in gland – grand!

  580. 580
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I see the ne0cons have been ‘outed’ in the SunTelegraph … at attempting to gain a foothold via the outsourcing (G4s) county of Lincolnshire.

    The desperado’s are here from across the pond then.

    Outsourcing is a one way street to – oppression – by the few for the few’s only personal & financial gain.

  581. 581
  582. 582
    why not? says:

    Consistently more reliable than either the BBC or Sky.

  583. 583
    Worker says:

    Not wearing one of his £2000-£3000 suits that make up his daily dress, 5 suits a day, just wonder what the working poor would think of this hypocrite. Then again many of them are a product of Labour’s big standard f**ked up, no one ever fails education system, so they can’t think beyound counting beans.

  584. 584
    God help us says:

    I have employed a student to pack plastic components in packs of 10

    I audited the 250 packs and found more than half contained only 9 pieces

    Student concerned is now named 999 as he is on course to become a Police Officer after coming top of his year in a Public Services Course

  585. 585
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Or a J Arthur

  586. 586
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Waiting with baited breath – for the Panordrama prog tomorrow night – unless it’s spiked or D / DA Noticed by the states’ Darkest Actors.

  587. 587
    poor-poise says:

    Off the scale!

  588. 588
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, the liberal left wanted the Arab Spring and they sure got it: hordes of savages yelling “all’ah ak’hbar” (as if that wasn’t a warning sign…) and swaggering around with rocket launchers are, apparently, preferable to dictators.

    Every single Middle Eastern country we’ve waltzed into (or meddled with) is now demonstrably worse off: Iraq, Libya, Egypt… Syria is going the same way; fuck help us if Bahrain or Saudi boil over.

  589. 589
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Captn P – for your sake I sincerely hope you are not as stupid as that comment suggests.

  590. 590
    no pedos here, move along bbc says:

    The news is what we tell you it is.

  591. 591
    Frank Hampson says:

    I travel first class, why shouldn’t they; or perhaps you think they should walk.

  592. 592
    Nothing like a ciggy with a cuppa says:

    Prohibitionists….don’t you just love ‘em. Wait till the generic packaging comes in, a counterfeiters dream….then people will be smoking some really dodgy uncontrolled “tobacco” (eg a mix of some inferior tobacco leaves with a little asbestos to bulk it up. I suppose they’ll turn round and say “told you so – smoking really does kill”….I think if they drive will they put a graphic of a young child broken in 2 on their bonnet with all the gory details showing you how dangerous cars are……no, didn’t think so….ferkin Nazis the lot of em.

  593. 593
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:


  594. 594
    Aunty Matter says:

    Ian Blair like his namesake is a piece of shit.

  595. 595
    Aunty Matter says:

    The police have long since given up on the idea of preventing crime by coming down hard on criminals. Now all they do is ‘manage crime’

    If one of them does bother to get off their fat arses to visit you after a crime has been committed, all you’re likely to get is a card telling you about ‘counselling’ or some fat plod telling you you need better locks on your house.

    No plods YOU know who the thieving twats are you should be making their fucking lives a misery.

    The very fact Blair doesn’t want people to vote says it all, he doesn’t like the idea of plod being directly accountable to the public.

    If I think that thick mongs driving their un taxed cars around the local streets at night time (and crashing on a regular basis) is a serious crime and I want someone who will put their foot on the throat of the local mong plod force to solve that, then so be it.

    I’m not interested in Christians being arrested for handing out anti gay leaflets, I do want retarded mongs off council estates rounded up though.

  596. 596
    boom boom says:

    Was he suffering from morning hunger? I knew students that never ate.

  597. 597
    Papal Bull says:

    Baited breath ?
    I blame it on the Diet of Worms.

  598. 598
    Jack Ketch says:

    I’ll supply the piano wire…

  599. 599
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Once, when interviewed by Guido Fawkes, Jimmy Savile was asked what grooming products he used.
    “Smarties and midget gems” he replied

  600. 600
    Mrs May says:

    I bet he passed the practical Taser exam with flying colours.

  601. 601
    Sith Master says:

    The Bunty actually, so kind of you to ask.

  602. 602

    Well. Almost 600 comments about one of the most boring subjects on earth, Chuka Umunna, the great white hope of the Labour party.

  603. 603
    Earl of Croydon says:

    Following thenew tradition of joining words together a Bill Shankly is to wank weekly…a wankly.

  604. 604
    Anonymous says:

    Masturbated breath from that source, more like.

  605. 605
    ispaz says:

    Brandishing their ipods iphones and ipads all made in chinese sweatshops where many workers commit suicide, the irony being lost on their commie UK brothers.

  606. 606
    A Spanish worker looking at UKIP.i.am says:

    My country has good roads, railways (higher speed & less crowded) most airports with 2 runways and we don’t give money and houses to people to come and breed like flies.
    UK roads are over congested, rail travel is far better cost & comfort and airports are in a different league. We have the same problem as the UK with those in power abusing power, and dishonesty by the ruling class’s. So kindly look your own casa before insulting others.

  607. 607
    Anonymous says:

    realistically though BBC was more worried about it’s status when it kept quiet. that does not seem to be a good enough reason any more and for this the DG is in the firing line.

    was Savile a rightie though?

  608. 608
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    She’s probably got a whole postcode for her clunge.

  609. 609
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    You could stop smoking in Scotland and Wales tomorrow if you confined it to taxpayers only.

  610. 610
    ToonBert... says:

    Is he blick or white??

    Hmmmmmm blick when it suits him ?

  611. 611
  612. 612
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Perhaps if we had spent 25 years sucking in money from other parts of the EU rather than dishing it out we would be better off.

  613. 613
    Thank God For That says:

    Thats OK


    to get out the SHIT

  614. 614
    Hang em High says:

    Rubbing my hands together

    I will start with the Westminster crooks 1st , I promise to work fast and not claim any wages, expenses or bonus’s. As It would be the most pleasant job.

  615. 615
    Head tail and bone of fish says:

    That’s OK I will make soup

  616. 616
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Good to note that – neither respondent above wanted to address the overall ‘content’ – rather than attack the person. Umm – now isn’t that the kind form of some people? e.g. The Goldstone report over Gaza. They attacked the man rather than the content of his report.

    ‘Form’ – indeed.

  617. 617
    Formula 1 driver says:

    I was not fast enough to hit Teflon Lier Blair

  618. 618
    The Establishment (perverts and top class scumbags inc.) says:

    Don’t worry Ms Newman we are comming for that next… The Internet is our next target.

  619. 619
    Missing Gravestone says:

    Jimmy shut the fuck up your dead.

  620. 620
    Marion the cat says:

    Perhaps because they are REPRESENTATIVES of the people, not therefore with God-given rights of supremacy.

  621. 621
    Fish Bones says:

    Better still ‘A ring around it’

  622. 622
    Steven Fry the Fish says:

    Did somebody mention Ring

  623. 623
    Hate the Creep says:

    So you have not learnt a thing, go crawl back under a rock you To55er

  624. 624
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Then clean the spark plugs you lazy bastard.

  625. 625
    Diogenes' stand-in says:

    Greeks on a sightseeing tour of London?

  626. 626
    Dave can Fix it says:

    Now Now calm down calm down we all
    know that my personal plate is no 1


  627. 627
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    One of the Whigs dutifully announces. Christ, bring back Coulson?? FFS.

  628. 628
    Dave can Fix it says:

    Can you Taser Tony Blair from a blue and white helicopter

  629. 629
    RedEdsMumsCrustyPissFlaps says:

    Anon = lefty let someone else pay WANKER

  630. 630
    Anonymous says:

    an excellent comment.

  631. 631
    Anonymous says:

    auntie BBC, Uncle Rupert and Jimmy “the fixer” Savile.

  632. 632
    Anonymous says:

    Boris is too big a personality to work with others, a bit like Blair was too big a personality to be European President. Knifer Gove looks too heartless. Theresa May looks ok actually.

  633. 633
    Anonymous says:

    We should try this on our politicians!

  634. 634
    Anonymous says:

    Is that 14 pints like Mark Almond?

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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