Mitchell F-Bomb Mystery
When pleb-gate exploded nearly a month ago now Andrew Mitchell admitted to the Sunday Telegraph that he had sworn at the police. This is how they reported it:
“The Sunday Telegraph understands that the Chief Whip’s version of events is that after asking officers to open the main gates to Downing Street for his bicycle, and being refused, he said:
“You guys are supposed to f***ing help us.””
At PMQs Thrasher responded to Ed’s claim he had sworn by shouting, from a sedentary position, “I didn’t”. This was meant to be the day that the story was killed, now by engaging with Miliband at PMQs the whole thing has been reopened. So, Mr Mitchell, did you swear or didn’t you?
Does it matter?
It’s the only thing I’ve got to talk about.
A week is a long time in politics – unless the BBC are involved.
yes fon*dling through has been the norm for the last 4 plus decades
but they have kept that buried by every way possible
It’s turning into an angels and pinhead debate.
The guy was obnoxious and rude, whatever the specific words, and he didn’t sort it out properly afterwards. He must go.
quite right cat..what is the point of the opposition flogging this dead horse…mitchellis staying until such time that he can be sidelined when the pleb slur will lose currency.
Mitchell, the gift that just keeps giving.
No it doesn’t.
Draw line under it.
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with more important matters such as Jimmy Savile’s place in the and at the heart of British establishment, did Prince Charles write any enabling letters on his and Savile’s behalf?
Can’t say I’m following this in any detail, but did Attila the Hen put him in charge of Broadmoor in ’88?
does it matter if Prince Philips is detached from reality? Is it his duty to know, anything?
Next time if these police officers arrest someone and produce the accused in courts, accused could called in Mr. Michel and ask him to testify against the officers.
Police offices in Chorley Lancs have had to apologise to a blind man who they tasered after the Samurai sword they thought he was brandishing
Turned out to be !
His White Stick FFS ! Specsavers ? You really couldn’t make it up
Here is Mr Colin Farmer with his easily mistake for Deadly Weapon !
http://www.chorley-guardian.co.uk/news/local/blind-man-tasered-in-police-blunder-1-5034507
I’m with SD on this one. Apparently you come come back to government after being caught stealing, you can keep your job after lying to the House, but losing your rag with Babylon is crossing the line. It really is all about how it plays in the press rather than any real principle.
I have to agree with you, Young James. I know – it had to happen one day!
My only concern here is that Babylon does not have a good track record at giving accurate accounts of incidents.
♫♪ By de fibbers of Babylon
♫♪ there we sat down
♫♪ Ye-eah we wept, when we tasered dat blind man. ♫♪
When police forces employ illiterate and ignorant thugs – graduates of the socialist ejercashun system – it is an easy mistake to make.
Anyone else notice Dave’s bald patch at PMQs?
Yeah
Very bad form to post answers to your own question.
This isn’t Labourlist you know.
C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
http://www.google.com/patents/US4022227?printsec=abstract#v=onepage&q&f=false
for helpful tips!
It is said that a bald pate acts as a solar panel driving a sex machine!
My excuse is that I am growing through my hair.
Yes ! It’s worn away rubbing against Rebekah Brooks headboard !
Allegedly !
No. I was too busy checking the opposition front bench for nits. Have I got the hang of this class warfare thing?
The Sunday Telegraph understands…….therefore not fact
“You guys are supposed to f***ing help us.”” doesn’t like swearing At the police
He swears he didn’t?
He is just an oath.
what a picture…three of the most irritating double dealing scumbags in labour history
What’s with the birdshit on this shitheads head?
Notice Ed Balls, Libor’s Shallow Chancer didn’t nod as he normally does when Red Ed Millionaireband welcomed the fall in youth unemployment.
I tried to listen to Harriet Whoremoan on R4 Today this morning. She is the most boring bloody woman.
With the addition of just one single extra IQ point, she would attain the status of a geranium.
somhow she keeps on going though.
must suit someone, somewhere, sometime.
But there was a lovely four or five seconds with Balls and Harperson nodding (sagely?) in unison. Looked like a pair of those nodding dog things you see on the back shelf of chav motors.
”I’m very worried about your health.. You are shouting in a bizarre manner.. calm yourself man and get a grip!”
Yeth ! I want to walk thoulder to thoulder with fellow socialist millionaires !
I apologies in advance for not being able to attend this event. Something important has come up in the premier league
So Dave condemns racist abuse of footballers but condones class abuse of police……..
That seems to be the gist
But ignores class abuse from the lefties, to whom all Tories are toffs.
What about the class abuse of cabinet ministers? Toff is as offensive as pleb surely or I’m not Margo Leadbetter?
More of you couldn’t write this …
Lancashire Police taser a blind man… They thought his white stick was a Samurai sword. FFS
Now, if they thought he was the chief whip, you could understand it.
Aren’t our police wonderful ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2207756/Police-turned-blind-eye-South-Yorkshire-sex-grooming-gangs-decade.html
The committee members also heard evidence of a 22-year-old man going unpunished after being found in a car with a 12-year-old girl, a bottle of vodka and indecent images of her on his mobile phone.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-19966721
…of her what?
Well? What on earth do you expect from our wonderful police force? The man in the car was probably in the same Lodge as the policeman. Boaz.
I think the policeman should be charged with assault. There are absolutely no excuses for his actions. And it goes without saying that he should be thrown out of the force.
F*@king Pleb.
And we are supposed to respect these morons.
It’s not like he’s punched a member of the public
Or punched another MP and some commons staff who went to detain him
Cameron missed a simple wide open goal here. All he needed in response to Militwit’s diatribe were two words “John Prescott” and then sat down again.
When can we expect all you Neo Mongs to emigrate to a land you should love – Serbia.
I’m afraid it was you Socialists who used the talents they displayed last night to their fullest- (under the guise of National Socialism) as prison guards at the “work” camps.
Perhaps you would like to try again.
Then again dilligaf.
I’ve been modded…boo hoo
You used to be boring. But now you’re dull, whingey and boring. Have something interesting to say or fuckio off.
OK, but shhhhhhhhh
West Sussex and Crawley. Bastion Tory heartlands. All MP’s , and county councils bluer than blue.
Looks like the locals are gonna have to contend with a second runway at Gatwick…OH DEAR.
Without Gatwick, Crawley would still be a village, not a thriving, wealthy boom town. The locals know where the money comes from, plus the flightpath is not over the town. I’m sure the local lefties will try and kick up a stink, but nobody wants less wealth now, do they?
Never mind that, the real question is …
What is it that you have come on?
No evidence of any comment being made, Ed trying to pull a fast one with an imaginary ‘Heckle’. Calling a copper a pleb (if true) is hardly one of the crimes of the century, however, sack him by all means if he is not up to the job he is supposed to be doing.
The BBC effectively banned comics from making Jimmy Savile jokes on Mock The Week, host Dara O Briain has claimed. Last night’s episode featured only one passing reference to one of the biggest stories of the week – and even then it was to comment on BBC censorship.
O Briain told The Sun that Savile was off-limits, saying: ‘The BBC were very cautious about that. I don’t think they wanted anything about that on Mock The Week.’ Instead of Savile, the topical subjects raised on yesterday’s show were the Tory Party conference, patients being asked to rate hospitals, David Blaine’s latest stunt and England football manager Roy Hodgson traveling on the Tube.
But Andy Parsons slipped one comment in which made the final edit. When asked what question might have the answer 10 billion, he said: ‘What are the chances against a joke about Jim’ll Fix It on the BBC?’ Yesterday, gossip newsletter Popbitch reported that writers on Russell Howard’s Good News had always been told to steer clear of Savile gags.
The BBC make the news (up as they go along), they do not like being IN the news.
More gags than witnesses coming forward.
Telling, don’t you think?
I’m in this box, up ended, rotting away and I’d give this right arm that’s just dropped off to square up to these ambulance kickers.
and all those crazy edgy comics didnt dare break the rules.
Cowards.
I’m free, of the BBC.
Jimmy didn’t lay a finger on me.
He messed with all my mates, but he was a gentleman to me.
Bastard!
Wacist!
Yo me sistah! You wanna go for a big bowl o’ ryce and da pee?
I have a Savile shell suit. The top is fine but you have to squeeze into the tiny bottoms
Isn’t it ironic, Jimmy Saville started his career famous for Top of the Pops, and ended it famous for popping the tots.
Not as bad as Rod Hull fisting that bird on BBC premises though
Sooty and Sweep suffered the same fate – but you are probably too young to know that.
savile was asked to fix both charles and andy’s marital woes.
if he can fix the children of royalty, he must think that he walked on water.
Figures from busted flush The OBR, mean nothing anymore.
Pint in my local May 2010 = £1.75
Litre of diesel May 2010 = £1.07
My monthly Gas bill May 2010 = £31.50
Pint in my local today = £3.10
Litre of diesel today = £1.42
My monthly Gas bill today = £70.50
I’ll have 10 pints
…will cost you £13.50 more today, than 2 years ago.
No it won’t.I’m a labour MP and voted to keep the booze subsidy in the HOC. And I can smoke my lungs out too! Pleb!
On expenses as usual, sir ?
Another pint of Top Totty and a mature 18 year old single….
malt then Eric?
Move back to Afghanistan. It’s much cheaper there.
Pleb…. I’m not from Afghanistan, I’m from Libya. But now residing in a nice pad in Qatar, all thanks to Call Me Privileged, and the UK tax payer.
Were you this crap when you called yourself SAS Snotty ?
I’m afraid this rent-a-twat thinks he’s ingenious because his browser opens on Google.
Sadly the best part of him ran down his mothers leg, just after she damaged him with the hot knitting needle. Still – at least he’s here now. He’s got Jimmy Savile to thank for all of that tireless work in orphanages for the abandoned offspring of fallen women.
“Pint in my local May 2010 = £1.75″
B*ll*cks. Beer hasn’t been that cheap for 20 years. A Happy hour or a promotion, then perhaps.
…we are not all living in the London bubble !!!!!
Pint of Bitter, my local, May 2010 = £1.75.
Lager £2.10…Now £3.25
Another subsidised northern freeloader.
Your local in Libya or Qatar ?
WHAT !!!! So you ACTUALLY think I am the real Moussa Koussa. You are clearly a Tossa anyway. Quick …Dave is calling…More apologising for you to do….LOL
No, we think you’re a cu.nt.
My local charges £2.10 for a pint of Carlsberg.
The price of beer will be academic once we have helped to create the Caliphate. The money can be spent on
education insteadJizzah insteadwhere the fuck do you get a pint in a pub for £3.10
Personally I hope Mongchell plods on. The longer he is in office, the worse it gets for Call Me Privileged
You said Mong..Ummm! I’m telling the Guardian.
Catch me if you can looser
Do something useful you dopey bitch – fuck off back to your Dad’s corner shop.
Dont you worry Priti…we will !!!!!!
“You guys are supposed to f***ing help us.”
Well, I do see where he is coming from …
He is correct in his expectation, but sadly showed naivety.
The Police Farce of today is more interested in crimes against political correctness. Electing politicians (past or present) as Police Commissioners will not chance a thing.
curses, CHANGE
I think it will “chance” yet another layer of corruption.
The Sunday fucking Telegraph!
Them fuckers said on Sunday just gone that I: “Paid off the cops over a kid sex abuse claim”.
Total bollocks.
The proper accusation against me is that I paid off the family of the child.
Fuck the Sunday telegraph and its lies.
Effing And*rew Mit*chell guaranteed to pour more petrol on his unacceptable
behaviour at every opportunity. A low life pl*eb would have certainly been
arrested for this type of out burst & brought before the Courts……….
But it appears from the high table that Effing Mit*chell believes he has divine
right to occupy he does not have either account for or explain his behaviour
I am sure the VOTERS will keep this in mind !!
Has Chris Bryant got aids? He’s looking very thin and lackluster these days.
Yes,two cleaners.
Yes,I am toast .
Help yourself to some of that even money that the bookies are offering.
Not surprising you’re toast as your actions suggest you aren’t well bred.
How do you mistake a blind man with a white stick for a lunatic with a samurai sword?….. Fucked if i know,you’ll have to ask Lancashire Police.
Don’t worry – Mousey Khoussa thinks that what he posts is intelligent wit – WAIT A MINUTE! The filth have infiltrated us!!
What a mug, should of claimed Tourrettes, did an interview with the Guardian, ‘MY SECRET HELL WITH TOURRETTES’ Killed the story dead in a day as the bedwetters wouldn’t dare pick on him, instead of letting it fester like a bad fart and he would have a license to be able to swear where and how much he wanted in the House of Commons.
Pleb must be a very mild form of TOURRETTES’
Why are you suffering from Truncated Moniker Syndrome?
Had to switch identity because of a super-injunction, only half a curton now.
Did you realise that your new style is an anagram of sor cuпt?
I’ll get me coat.
I was toying with the idea of
Adischer Strong.
Well, I would have done that too, but the PM beat me to the punch and took the piss out of me for it in advance. Nasty Tories, making fun of the mentally afflicted!
Come on Guido Fawkes ( AKA Borisido Borwkes )…. No comment on Mitts performance last night…
shhhhhh Dont mention Neo Nut Mitt
Romney maintained his lead.
Great. Nutter in Whitehouse by Jan 2013. So looking forward to the Dave and total neo nut Mitt show. I hope you are, it will be fun.
It doesn’t matter who gets in, they will end up like JFK if they don’t start a dust up with Iran like a certain country in the region wishes.
Romney is a fucking idiot who does what the religious right tells him to even if he disagrees, when will UK fiscal conservatives realise that the republican party is nothing more than the party of religious theocracy, it wants to establish a Christian Iran in the USA they don’t give a fuck about government spending, bush took Clinton’s balanced budget and turned it into a trillion dollar deficit
ah yes, God is merciful.
Should be on a lead.
If Mitchell were a bit smarter, here is how he could have played it:
And while you are at it you can park my bicycle up the crack of your arse!.
Like its owner, the bicycle is a basket case.
Let’s hope this hastens the decline of the Conservative Party whose membership has declined around 60 per cent since Cameron took over in 2005.
Don’t waste your support on LibLabCon. Vote UKIP.
Do UKIP get better expenses in Europe?
Did they have to pay any interest on their flagrant misuse of them when they were repaid?
Shite.
Miliband is of course wrong – you don’t need to swear at a police officer to end up in the back of a police car. I got arrested overnight by Islington police for peeing behind a bush.
The sad thing about the Mitchell controversy is that although the chief whip obviously deserves all he gets, what he actually said rings true with many people’s experience of police behaviour in recent years. They’re thugs and yes they are plebs.
You are just so wrong …
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184
It was George Bush though.
Whereas if you had peed through any front door in Dagenham, you would have increased the property price and the ambience! Kerching!!
Mitchell – Just do the right thing, bite your lip, and go. And remember in future, when you’ve had too much to drink, keep your own counsel and don’t demean yourself and any future office you may hold.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2i7tjb8&s=6
Mitchell was lucky: the police have tasered blind grandfather claiming that they mistook his white stick for a samurai sword: who hung the monkey?