Referendum Agreement Text
Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
No mention of battered Mars bars !!
“Do you agree that whichever way the vote goes the SNP are f*cked, because a) if it’s ‘Yes’ the country will be bankrupt in 10 years; or, b) if it’s ‘No’, there isn’t any point in the SNP?”
How come the Scotch get a referendum on independence from the English but the English don’t get a referendum on independence from the continent of Europe?
The English do not even get a say in a referendum of the break up of the union in which they are the massively dominant partner.
It proves that the establishment are only giving this as a sop to nationalists North of the border, so that the independence question can be voted on, lost and never spoken of again for generations to come.
If the Scottish Nationalist leadership REALLY wanted independence, then they would insist that the English be allowed to vote in the referendum too. We would vote overwhelmingly to tell the Scots to have their independence. It would save us a fortune.
Well said, all Salmond wants is devo max or as I call it getting the English to hand over even more money
Correct.
sadly that’s true
No. I think Alex is serious. He is dri*ven by hatred of the English. He really does want nothing to do with England.
I don’t know who said what to upset him. Maybe some English boy shagged his girlfriend at university. Maybe somebody took the piss out of his ‘funny’ accent when he went to London on a school trip. Who knows. But he definitely wants nothing to do with England.
He’s quite happy to rubber-stamp whatever madness gets generated in Brussels though.
It’s not about independence in the normal sense of the word. It really is purely about getting away from England.
Which is fine. I wish they’d just admit it.
Frankly, I don’t care what Ponzi Salmonds’ reasons are – I hope he gets what he wants – all for the cost of 40+ Labour MP’s, who can no longer be counted in England. No more Scotland around our necks (for a few years until the whole cost of paddling said canoe becomes overwhelming and we bail them out again) AND – no more LieBore Governments in the UK – they would come in fourth behind the Limp Dumbs and UKRAP.
And they’ll still be flocking “DAHN SARF” to join the forces – but this time, not being able to vote here, but still having to pay their taxes to England!!
Bliss.
The Scots no longer flock Dahn Sarf to fill the forces. Thanks to ‘rationalisation’ England’s regiments are largely fully staffed by English cannon fodder.
It is in Fucking Scotland, where army numbers, as a sop to the Scots and to maintain employment, have not been nearly as hard cut back who are struggling to fill their quotas and who are filled with Fijians and other such-like ‘Scots’.
Another expense for them to take on in future.
Yes I agree but Alex Salmond has a dream (not a dram or maybe several) – to be the first President of an Independent Scotland.
On such dreams are tragedies built.
Surely a Union is at the very least Bi-lateral, not Uni-lateral.
I want a vote on the breakup of my country.
If the English want a vote in a referendum of the UK.
1. Elect a party that will offer one.
2. Vote on said referendum.
A referendum on europe has been available for years with UKIP.
Old England goes to the polls and continually vote red or blue then spend the next 4 years whinging.
All the English want to do is moan and groan about everything and anything under the sun after which they come to the conclusion that its always somebody else’ fault.
That’s us done for then.
The ENIWBC it is.
Can those of us outside the parasite country, contribute to funding Scotchlands independence?
Just watched an old “pro celebrity golf” episode featuring Jimmy Saville, Jonathan King, Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson.
When I switched over it was three up with one still to play.
Credit to Rich and Marks.
The president of the Royal British Legion, Lt Gen Sir John Kiszely, has resigned over claims he was involved in defence contract lobbying.
A very big yawn !!!!!!
…I see Daves mates at The Murdoch Mong Times tipped him off about the Sandhurst Eton Mongos lobbygate scandal… Dave MADE sure he didnt meet the British Legion during his meltdown conference…for obvious reasons !!!!!
Gosh, judging by the number of exclamation marks what you had to say was very, very important.
I fell asleep half way through reading that post.
It’s Dave’s mates.
YAWN
That ‘Yawn’ is the sound of Scotland fucking off and with it any chance of Labour ever fucking up the UK economy again.
They’ll regain power in Fucking Scotland before too long though by promising to squander Alex’s ‘Oil Fund’ on more free stuff.
But it’ll be too late for them by then. A downward spiral of ever greater unfunded squandering as each side tries to outspend and out-promise the other. Plus the benefit tourists from the north of England/whole of Europe who’ll be up there for their ‘free’ this and ‘free’ that and endless public sector job ‘creation’.
Yes and a few years later it will be the Darien scheme all over again with the porridge brothers coming cap in hand for a re-union.
Alex “Chavez” Salmond…
How come the English don’t get to vote?
Really?
Because ‘the Establishment’ do not want Scottish Independence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claim_of_Right_1989
So Scottish MPs got together and declared they had a ‘Claim of Right’. How did the vote go in Westminster?
…………”The Rt.Ho*n”………. says it all………. lol lol lol
what the law relating to dece*ption & mis-rep*resenta*tion
Perhaps it’s obvious to others but who is deciding on the wording, date, franchise, rules of campaign financing etc etc?
Is it the UK parliament or Salmond?
Neither: it seems to be the Heir to Blair, continuing his idol’s policy of making it up as he goes along, with no thought for consequences. His lobby-fodder will, as ever, do as they’re told, with the result that I, as a subject of HM and a citizen of the UK, will have no say in the dismantling of my country.
I went to a UKIP meeting recently. More sense talked in 60 minutes than I’ve heard from politicos in the last 20 years. (I exempt Daniel Hannan, who ought to be the next PM.)
The best way to get an independent Jockland would be to let the English take part.
+1
With Scotland gone there’s only the economic albatrosses of Norn Irn and Wales to get shot of and then we’ll be laughing.
And Liverpool, the biggest shit hole of all.
Unfortunately we’re stuck with Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle, Leeds and all those other post-industrial shitholes up North. Mind you, with a bit of luck, the way the religion of peaceis breeding up there they’ll be campaigning for their own islamic state before toolong.
It would be rude not to let them.
But there are as many southern shitholes full of the dregs from foreign shitholes too.
That’s true too. We have been ‘enriched’ beyond the point of no return.
Always the victims, it’s never our fault:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-2217921/Whiplash-map-UK-Birmingham-55-worst-districts-making-claims.html
Worse, we’ve got two whole fucking years of campaigning, with Jocks bad-mouthing the Union at every opportunity. Just get it over with, FFS.
I fully expect this blog to campaign for Scottish independence by all means possible including incitement and its usual bigotry. It should be remembered that Guido has stated he works for Rome and they hate the UK.
To be fair, there is a fair bit of history between Rome and the UK. Lot’s of reasons for distrust.
It certainly looks like when Brown signed their ‘Claim of Right’ he took it seriously. How else to explain 1000 pound extra government spending per person in Fucking Scotland?
He even, although he was working tirelessly in London fucking up the UK economy, found the time to have his children born in Fucking Scotland.
Gordon Brown is/was an enemy agent.
At least Alex Salmond admits he hates the English.
ever since Clegg’s hissy fit about the boundary commission this has been on the cards.
The only way to even the chances of a Tory majority in Westminster is to dump the Clydeside Commies.
This is the coup de grace for Labour since it cannot command a majority in England or Scotland. It will likely merge with the LibDems. Their policies are mutually indistinguishable in any case.
At least we in the EU finally have our way and can start to tackle “England” on its own. 500 years of foreign policy finally crowned with success.
Neither of the signatories are honorable or from the right.
Be glad to be rid of Scottish parasites. They can pay their own social security bills. Wasters.
This is wonderful stuff… and I truly hope for an independent “Jockland”. However, does the rest of the European State of UK not have a say. After all, I’m led to believe, there’s just as many “Jockanese” in England!
Will the exiled Jocks all be required to go back and apply for visa’s to work in the EU.
Will the exiled Jocks be allowed to return “home” to vote!
I’m sure Mr Salmond will attempt to turf the EU expats out, to make way for all the triumphant returning Jocks.. people like the massive supporter of independence and tax exile Connery…. Who can give up their lifestyle in such hell holes like the Cayman Is. And return to the glens…. Happy and independent.
Do I get a vote? I lived there for six years. I’m an interested party.
What about my kids? They went to school there for years.
Do they get a vote?
Ahh I can smell the heather…
Why does this piece of paper look like one of those diplomatic communiques that says, in effect, the two leaders sat around and shot the shit for about an hour and have agreed to continue to shoot the shit on a regular basis till all the shit shall have been shot, at which time a “substantive” memo, days late and bucks short, and probably irrelevant to facts on the ground, will be issued? Fast-forward to paragraph 30, which, after all the legalistic bosh-and-twaddle, says pretty much what I just did!
I take it that Scotch independence would mean the end of the BBC, the BNP and British jobs for British workers.
Independence would be great news for England but I fail to see one single benefit for Scotland. Given that Salmond is no fool I can only conclude that he does not actually want full independence but is aiming for the lucrative (to Scotland) halfway house if Devo max. Dave has to insist that this is a straight in or out vote as a Devo max option is certain to win. This would cost England a fortune and Scotland nothing.
…and paid for by?
If children are going to be allowed to vote then what about lunatics? Might increase Wee Eck’s chances of winning the vote.
At what age are you liable to pay income tax?
If they can tax you then you should be eligible to vote.
If some child prodigy is making millions singing or acting or whatever then he/she should have the vote. No taxation without representation.
Salmong and The Gnats sign up to a referendum with Sell Out Dave.
Vote for Independence and get 500 deep fried Mars Bars.
MAYBE SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE ISN’T SUCH A BAD THING AFTER ALL?
With a deal setting out terms for a Scottish Independence Referendum now signed by Prime Minister David Cameron and First Minister Alex Salmond perhaps readers might be interested in this thought.
If Scotland were to vote for Independence in the Autumn of 2014, should the 59 M.P’s of Scotland be allowed to take part in the U.K’s General Election in May 2015?
I know what I think but here’s a closer look at the statistics.
Currently the 59 Scottish MPs are made up of 41 Labour, 11 Lib Dems, 6 SNP Members and 1 solitary Conservative.
Based on the 2015 General Election Results if these 59 MPs were not taken into account then Parliament would look like this:
Conservatives 306
Labour 217
Liberal Democrats 46
Others 22
This would give the Conservatives a Parliamentary majority of their own of 21 which is almost identical to the result of the full UK General Election in 1992.
Maybe Scottish Independence isn’t such a bad thing after all?
Based on 2010 General Election Results that is
A quick glance at the ill-informed spite and bile on this thread is all you need to know about the ever-increasing support for Scottish Independence.
Fuck off Jocko. Time to stop scrounging of your betters.