Two-Faced Chuka: International Edition
It’s a double instalment of two-faced Chuka today. Last week Chuka played up his man of the people credentials in Manchester his way around Manchester before wooing executives from BAE and EADS. At the time he said he emphasised how he wanted to “reassure” them he had an “open mind”. Now the deal has fallen through the MP for Streatham and Shadow Minister for Arms Dealers is attacking it. At least we know who he puts first.
Meanwhile Chuka has been on a junket to Israel this week, but that’s not how he’s spinning it. Guido’s eyes and ears on the trip get in touch to shed some light:
“How they can call it a delegation to Israel and Palestine is beyond me; the Pali meetings were an ad hoc addition.”
Trying to have it both ways will always backfire Chuka…
Has the sub-ed started lunch early?
Chuka is as dodgy as they come.
This was always a One Nation visit.
Yawn
But but but he’s the British Obama! Thick as shit, quite racist and good at burning money.
And born in Africa
I believe that it’s every army’s right to carry a gun, but they’ll have to pry this merger out of Angela Merkel’s cold, dead hands!
Last week Major told us the country had turned the corner.
Yesterday Comedy Dave told us things were going to get worse.
They haven’t a clue
Borrow more money. Print more money. Pay the public sector more and create more ‘growth’.
It worked for Greece and Spain.
It will. They just need to borrow enough, spend enough and pay the public sector workers enough. It’s only not working at present because they’re not borrowing enough, printing enough and paying the public sector workers enough. They could solve their unemployment issues by creating more public sector jobs as well.
This is the blueprint I used for the UK and it’s been a huge economic success.
[Finishes speech, sits down and collects cheque for 'charity']
He didn’t say where the corner lead to though? Just asking.
Gizza job.
He also told us he ate babies for breakfast no doubt.
Come on TaT – must try harder, like your momma does with her strap-on, m’kay?
His star must be in the ascendant if the Is*rae*lis are inviting him over on a ‘fact-finding’ trip.
Did he take his girlfriend Miss Berger with him…? Just asking.
She’d have felt at home.
Potential honey trap opportunity
Hotel bugged to record what he really thinks about Isr*ae*l in those unguarded moments. That way Mos*sad know whether they need to destroy his career or not.
I don’t think Isr*ae*l need have any fear of Chuka whatever he thinks of them. He will in due course destroy his career by his own actions if his current performance is any guide.
Yo mean da bitches would tell me da secrets, show me da secrets, let me in da secret places!
I like da garage moosic, innit. Suck ma teef!
I reckon he is a CIA creation.
Run with the hare and hunt with hounds.
Feed Hunt to the hounds…
Every newborn baby in Scotland will receive a classical CD to inspire a love of music.
No doubt the B side will inform ‘baby’ how to claim benefits.
Every newborn baby in Scotland will receive a copy of Braveheart and the right to vote SNP.
“people credentials in Manchester his way around Manchester”
Hic..fart…burp…snore..
We’re all free loaders, it’s only public money anyway!!
Does he spend as much time as Obama applying the dark make-up each morning?
Coconut flavoured choc ice …
Ever tried it. ??
Sums it all up as to what Chuka is all about, to all those who wonder why Guido keeps up all the coverage on him:
Free Constance! She me sistah! Free da Briscoe 1!
Greece are losing their bottle:
Greece’s biggest company is leaving the country, drinks bottler Coca Cola Hellenic says it is moving to Switzerland -
Makes sense …
That s where they ve. Probably channelled all their off. Balance sheet profits …
Either. Zug. Or the great state of Delaware .
Chuka is a bad influence. A ganja smoking product of the Oirish and the dark continent wrapped up in a tax shelter.
I warned you all.
Well that clarifies it beyond all. Doubt .
He s a 419. Scam wrapped in a Killarney shawl inside a Westminster. Village.
“Total crap read from an idiot board.” What a knobhead we have for a PM.
Can’t burn a candle from both ends. Well you can but don’t half hurt!
Anyone else think Chuka is an odious little sh*t with as much debating strength of a lower 6th pimply faced ar**hole. If he is the future of labour I think I’ll slit my wrists now.
Shalom