October 8th, 2012

Ten Most Popular Fringe Events at Tory Conference


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    How to cut taxes?

    Cut bloody spending!!! done, sorted.

  2. 2
    K.VAZOLINE says:


  3. 4
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    How can Britain exit the EU? How about opening the door and going through it.

  4. 5
    Screwed taxpayer says:

    Cut out all these piss ups and decide how to eliminate the deficit by 2015 as you promised.

  5. 6
    Indoctrination says:

    They asked the Questions but did not listen to a single Answer

  6. 7
    Hugo Chavez says:

    I’m giving a talk on how to get elected without having to rely on a bunch of sandal wearing poofs.

    • 12
      Joseph Kennedy, grandson and namesake of the Ambassador and Chavez shill, says:

      My hero! How can you not love such a man! Practically on his deathbed not long ago and able to wage such a winning campaign! Naomi Campbell has given him a reason to live!

  7. 9
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Numbers two through five: A certain gentleman with a white streak in his hair has expressed interest in all of them. And it ain’t Ed Miliband. To be fair, he has expressed interest in other events as well. (*cough*”Fig Leaf”*cough*)

  8. 11
    Jimmy says:

    “Which Party Poses The Greatest Electoral Threat To The Conservatives?”

    The Conservatives.

    Is there a prize for this?

  9. 13
    Leaving Edinburgh. Socialist arsewipes are uninspiring says:


  10. 14
    Boring old fart says:


  11. 16
    Not connected to Edinburgh arsewipes on motorbikes. says:


  12. 17

    Looks like someone has been sampling it already

    wonder if she will be dancing on the table with her baps out ?


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Dan Hodges on Team Miliband:

“‘Poisonous’, was the picture painted by one former senior advisor. ‘Dysfunctional,’ said one shadow cabinet member. ‘A bunch of medieval courtiers, not an office,’ said another. The most positive description I could get was ‘It’s a work in progress. They’re learning. Slowly. But they are learning.’”

Nick Clegg says:

Do you want lies with that?

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