October 8th, 2012

Ten Most Popular Fringe Events at Tory Conference

The most popular fringe events at the Conservative Party Conference as of the time this went to pixel conference are according to FringeList.com:

#1 ConHome Rally: Boris Johnson’s 2012: Re-elected and Olympotastic

#2 Beers Of Europe

#3 Conservative Future Drinks Reception

#4 Conservative Friends of Russia Vodka Party

#5 RSPCA Beer & Curry Night

#6 Tweet Up

#7 How Can Britain Exit the EU?

#8 The Single Income Tax: How to cut taxes

#9 Which Party Poses The Greatest Electoral Threat To The Conservatives?

#10 CPF Policy Dragon’s Den

Based on advanced registrations for free SMS text reminder by users of the FringeList App.


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    How to cut taxes?

    Cut bloody spending!!! done, sorted.

  2. 2
    K.VAZOLINE says:


  3. 3
    Fart Food says:

    Go easy on the curry 2nite Guido, or no one will set next to you tomorrow.

  4. 4
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    How can Britain exit the EU? How about opening the door and going through it.

  5. 5
    Screwed taxpayer says:

    Cut out all these piss ups and decide how to eliminate the deficit by 2015 as you promised.

  6. 6
    Indoctrination says:

    They asked the Questions but did not listen to a single Answer

  7. 7
    Hugo Chavez says:

    I’m giving a talk on how to get elected without having to rely on a bunch of sandal wearing poofs.

  8. 8
    Juan Nashun says:


  9. 9
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Numbers two through five: A certain gentleman with a white streak in his hair has expressed interest in all of them. And it ain’t Ed Miliband. To be fair, he has expressed interest in other events as well. (*cough*”Fig Leaf”*cough*)

  10. 10
    Ed Balls says:

    How can you be a denier of something that isn’t happening!

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    “Which Party Poses The Greatest Electoral Threat To The Conservatives?”

    The Conservatives.

    Is there a prize for this?

  12. 12
    Joseph Kennedy, grandson and namesake of the Ambassador and Chavez shill, says:

    My hero! How can you not love such a man! Practically on his deathbed not long ago and able to wage such a winning campaign! Naomi Campbell has given him a reason to live!

  13. 13
    Leaving Edinburgh. Socialist arsewipes are uninspiring says:


  14. 14
    Boring old fart says:


  15. 15
  16. 16
    Not connected to Edinburgh arsewipes on motorbikes. says:


  17. 17

    Looks like someone has been sampling it already

    wonder if she will be dancing on the table with her baps out ?

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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