In the column this week:

The Champers ban at Tory Conf is off – find out why. Justine Greening's local financial difficulty. Buy the #DailyStarSunday #CPC12—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) October 07, 2012

Craig Oliver's career prospects, CCHQ's eye-rolling over disaffected Ashcroft and more… Buy the #DailyStarSunday #CPC12—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) October 07, 2012

In the blue corner, Sarah Vine, Times hack and wife of Michael Gove, in the red corner Deborah Orr, Guardian hack and living cliché.

Yesterday evening crowd-sourced EyeSpy.MP spotted the Education Secretary in a bookshop with his daughter. Deborah Orr showed what a class act she is with this tweet (since deleted):

@DeborahJaneOrr @eyespymp cheap—
Sarah Vine (@SarahVine) October 06, 2012

@DeborahJaneOrr @eyespymp my child. think about it.—
Sarah Vine (@SarahVine) October 06, 2012

@DeborahJaneOrr @eyespymp Since you've chosen to go private, what's it to you? (Since the gloves seem to be off)—
Sarah Vine (@SarahVine) October 06, 2012

Is Deborah Orr yet another Guardian leftie who, a la Toynbee, pays to send a child to private school?

@DeborahJaneOrr because, my dear, you are picking on a 9 year old because you dislike her her father. You are being irrational and cruel.—
Sarah Vine (@SarahVine) October 06, 2012

Game, set and match to Tiger Mother Vine…

The most popular fringe events at the Conservative Party Conference as of the time this went to pixel conference are according to FringeList.com:

#1 A Plan To Win The Next Election

#2 How We Won Our Seats: Lessons from the battleground

#3 Midnight Reception

#4 Her Majesty’s Government of Gibraltar Reception

#5 In Conversation With Iain Duncan Smith – Tim Montgomerie talks to the Work and Pensions Secretary about his social justi

#6 Welcome to Birmingham: The host City’s Welcome Reception

#7 CPF Annual Lecture

#8 US Election: 1 Month countdown

#9 Strugglers And Strivers: An agenda that will attract

#10 CCA/ASDA Drinks Reception