September 15th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

This week 203,685 visitors visited 397,416 times viewing 600,399 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:

You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Hiya Guido

    Ed Miliband has made an interesting quote here that will enrage the left >

  2. 2
    The wrong Miliband says:

    Is it good to be rich ? Yes, if you make it the hard way. It’s not for me to pass moral judgment.

    Oh, and Socialism should kill people more humanely.

  3. 3
    Chukwit says:

    The Unions will be creating wealth whilst the Private Sector slumbers in their beds

  4. 4
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Shows you how little understanding of the real world these people have. Idiots.

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    the left says:

    *gnashes teeth*

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Bigot !

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    Incapable Vince says:

    Whilst the unions are busy creating wealth, Ed Balls and I are busy agreeing on ways to tax the wealth creators once the LibLab coalition is in power.

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    Seb you-will-think-what-I-tell-you Coe says:

    Why aren’t you bastards grateful after all I’ve done for you ?

  9. 9
    Winston Churchill says:

    Merely a variation on what I said about democracy.
    But I doubt Mr Miliband is much of an original thinker in any event.

  10. 10
    Peter Bone says:

    I have to congratulate Guido on the number of visitors to his site in the week.

    203,685 is a magnificent achievement by any standard and I doff my hat to him.

    I’m such a grovelling little bastard,as Spike Milligan would have said.

  11. 11
    Dibble says:

    I know your wife, Nora.

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    Forkbender says:

    You Guys would probably interested in this Guardian article giving Borus the most trusted politico, watch out Cammers, they are coming to get you

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    Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? says:

    You are Dick Slicker and … etc. etc.

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    Forkbender says:


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    Forkbender says:

    It is a bit strange but the British industrty captains union the CBI does not seem to be mentioned nowadays

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    Forkbender says:

    Morning shift again Bill, or have been working all night

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    Franklin Roosevelt says:

    “Saving capitalism from itself” was the excuse I used in the mid 1930’s in America for all my new bureaucracy and regulation, which had the effect of stifling recovery, even as recovery was taking place in Britain under Neville Chamberlain as Chancellor of the Exchequer. Nobody remembers that. Of course, I won the War, and as PM he didn’t, so we’re even.

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    The labour party 100 years of supporting the rights of shirkers

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    Spelling Police (Precinct 14) says:

    ‘working’ ?

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    jgm2 says:

    You can hear the sound of piss dripping through their mattresses from here.

  22. 22
    The Titty in No 10 says:

    You’ll never be able to say that about the EUSSR in 100 years.

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    Forkbender says:

    It is strange but in the late 1970’s I went to work at a small steelworks and engineering company, when I first clapped eyes on the place from the outside it looked like something that had just survived WW2, still a job is a job. I joined the relative trade union for my job. So far so good, as time pasted, as it does, it started to feel like that mid 50’s film “I’m Alright Jack”, the bosses and the unions played out a dance just like in the aforementioned film, the union convener covering all the unions in the company seemed to be doing some of the work of the personel manager.

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    You are Gordon Brown in afleets cloves says:

    And I claim my £5

  25. 25

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says What is this – some kind of joke?

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    Forkbender says:

    I think they will need something a lot bigger that urinary incontinence pads before this fiasco ends.

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    HateFuelled HaPerson says:

    That’s why it’s so important to have a full house of Union Reps and Wimmin on the Board – and a Political Officer of course, – oh, – and an H&S Rep and a Divvy and Equality Rep – and a …..

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    Man on Ground floor trying to boil an egg for brekky says:

    Bejaysus an all! – it’s coming through the ceiling!

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    Forkbender says:

    OK, there or present at a place of work

  30. 30
    Spelling Police (Precinct 14) says:

    This bart-ender ?

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    “I doubt Mr Miliband is much of a n original thinker”

  32. 32
    it's a pleasure says:

    You can walk into my iron crowbar any day.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    You must be fucking ancient grandad.

  34. 34
    Dogz says:

    She’s my mum.

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    So Ed’s saying Lottery winners should hand all their money back?

    And what about footballers? Kicking a ball around a field isn’t terribly difficult, so should David Beckham hand his money back? And to whom should he hand the money back? The fans? Or to the government?

    And what about Victoria Beckham? Lip-syncing some crappy teeny-bop songs wasn’t difficult. So should we get her money, too?

  36. 36
    Spelling Police Commissioner says:

    Get over to Twitter! Reinforcements urgently needed!

  37. 37

    Three men walk into a bar. They all have beards and turbans.

    The barman says What is this? Some kind of Sikh joke?

  38. 38 says:

    If the unions are wealth creators why does Militwit and Cable not suggest taxing the shite out of them?

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    At a guess, 2012 – 1979 + 16.

    They don’t teach you this at school, but maths can be useful.

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    An optimist walks into a bar and asks for a free pint of beer.

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    A large white horse walks into a bar , bar tender says ” Hey we have a whiskey in here named after you ”

    Horse says “What Eric ” ?

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    george michael's bumhole says:

    I must say that I like eight or nine up by this time of the week.

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    Dibble says:

    Watch out for the massive reaction – many might die and embassies trashed.

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    smoggie says:

    Quasi Modo walks into a bar and asks for a whisky.

    The barsteward says, “Famous Grouse, sir?”

    The hunchback answers, “No, no, the Bells, the Bells!

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    Anonymous says:

    I know that white horse, his name’s Dobbin, not Eric.

  46. 46 says:

    Louise Mensch walks into the Common’s bar and asks for a pint of beer. The barman says ‘Do you want the one named after you’?

    Louise says ‘ What? Top Totty?’

    The barman replies ‘No, Fuller’s Shite’.

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    Guy walks into a bar , bar tender says ” You’ve just had oral sex ” guy says “why , have i got a pube in my teeth” ?

    No says the bar tender ” you’ve got shit on your nose “!

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    Chuka says:

    I am scared of working class people because I am posh

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    Chumppa says:

    London 2012: foreign visits to the UK fall despite Olympics

    The Olympics were cock

  50. 50 says:

    “So Ed’s saying Lottery winners should hand all their money back?”

    Exactly so and the Labour voting mongs who like a flutter (probably about 85% of them) should be told that should they win they will be hated by Labour.

    Labour only likes losers and failures.

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    Chukwit says:

    There would be no real positive negative growth decline without the Unions

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Can I join in?

    A dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer. With that a man at the bar said I don’t want to drink at the same bar as this dog. The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the
    dog in the foot. With that the dog yelped out of the bar and down the street.

    A week later the same dog walked into the same bar, this time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45’s one on
    either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot. He goes up to the bar and says to the bar tender “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw”

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    Anonymous says:

    Schrödinger’s cat walked into a bar and said, ouch!!

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    DZ says:

    Gordon Brown walks into a bar with a carrier bag full of brick, no fucking joke

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    Drunk walks into a chippy
    he looks at the menu and says “Pissole and chips”
    lady serving say’s “Thats not a P it’s an R
    O K he says “Arsehole and chips”

  56. 56 says:

    I hope some British paparazzi will go over to France and catch the French PM or his missus in some very embarrassing pictures.

    The headline is already written: ‘Hollandaise Sauce’.

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    Gordon Brown, history graduate says:


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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Better still Sauce Cambridge ( qv ) best served cold

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    Chukwit says:

    Bob Crow told me he invented the ipad

  60. 60 says:

    He tried to invent the crow bar but it turned out to be a place where tits get pissed.

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I just cannot believe that 203,000 people have nothing better to do than read this blog. Although the statistics may well be false and that 202,000 of them are 8illy posting under his many aliases.

    Can’t believe there are that many right-wing nut jobs in the country either.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Sadly, everyone in the UK has the shite taxed out of them, apart from a moderately large number of rich foreigners. Even welfare claimants have to pay a stinging level of VAT on essentials such as clothing, furniture and cleaning materials, as well as a lower rate on electricity.

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Schrödinger ging in eine Bar und sagte: “Hat jemand meine Katze gesehen?”

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    I Lavercocke-Dale says:

    John Bercow walks under a bar and says ‘I’ll have a short’.

  65. 65 says:

    103,000 are left wing nut jobs discovering why they are as thick as pigshit.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    A businesswoman acquaintance of mine was showing some Germans round a UK engineering company with the hope of selling it to them. One of the party said afterwards “You know, we have no machinery like this in Germany. The Russians took it all.”

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Like to take credit for this but it’s not mine


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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I think you’ll find they are thicker than that, because they keep coming back.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    A termite goes into a pub and asks “is the bar tender here?”

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    The wrong Miliband says:

    I have nothing better to do each day once I’ve read my policy document.
    What’s your excuse ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron could use a better team. The most important part is PR. A voter is an individual from their own point of view. However they are treated as a member of a steriotyped class by politicians.

    When will they see that solving individual cases will show they are in control. It would take a team of people that actually cared about voters and could demonstrate doing right. Instead of the repetitive spin that it is not their job to care about individuals.

    When asking for help they should not be replying that they can not see the injustice but if I supply some money they might be able to help. Who is governing this country?

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been offered an Aboriginal Nations passport in an inner-city Sydney ceremony after he was “abandoned” by Australian authorities.

    Read more:

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    Michael White, or whoever it is these days says:

    Just a little mischief making.

  74. 74
    Fred Kite says:

    Have you seen my daughter?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    I read it for the articles.

  76. 76 says:

    Gordon Brown walks into a bar and says ‘I have amnesia. The last thing I can remember is praising Lehman Brothers for its inventiveness.’

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    beast says:

    Does he hate those that inherit expensive properties in Primrose Hill and fiddle their expenses “the hard way”?

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    Mrs. Ball-Scooper ( triple flipper ) says:

    I read it for the testicles.

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    Kate McCann says:

    Or indeed mine?

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    Thomas Cooper Esq. says:

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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    Nоt frоm thе Sіkhs. Thеy hаvе tоо much sеlf-rеspеct tо stооp tо thаt sоrt оf thіng.

    Еvеry dаy, Аrаb nеwspаpеrs publіsh hіdеоus cаrіcаturеs оf Jеws. Yеt thеy dо nоt burn dоwn Аrаb еmbаssіеs іn rеspоnsе. But thе mоmеnt sоmеоnе іnsults thе Іslаmіc prоphеt, thеn thеrе аrе thrеаts аnd аcts оf vіоlеncе оn а grаnd scаlе. Nо sеlf-rеspеct thеrе , іt wоuld sееm…

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    John Bercow is stood in Strangers Bar with his wife Sally who is quite a bit taller than him.
    He asks her ‘can I smell your fanny?’ to which she replies ‘No you cant’
    ‘it must be your feet then’ Says John.

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    Handycock Capo di Capo Soviet Republic of Portsmouth says:

    The lottery should be scrapped. Money from the lottery has helped this country hold the most successful Olympics ever and helped our athletes gain the most number of medals ever and come a creditable third in both events. This is not the path of socialism where failure and state dependence are the core of our beliefs. That is why I agree with Ed, the lottery should be scrapped. Finally, those deluded individuals who keep putting derogatory remarks about me under articles in the local newspaper with be dealt with by my boys. Boaz.

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    This ceremony doesn’t happen to include having to drink large amounts of anti freeze beating up the missus and then fucking your own daughter?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Interesting people the Sikhs. After the two Sikh Wars of the mid to late 1840’s they became our most loyal allies (along with the Gurkhas, although according to Flashman author and 14th Army veteran George MacDonald Fraser the two groups do not get on), serving the Crown faithfully ever since.

    I saw a programme on the BBC a couple of years ago about them which showed that Sikhs are encouraged to join our armed forces by their own community, and they seem to regard dying for Queen and Country as some sort of automatic entry ticket into heaven.

    Interestingly a number of Sikhs have also joined the British Nátional Party, one of whom actually appeared in a 2010 Party Election Broadcast, and the intellectual brains behind the English Defence League is (or was) a Sikh.

  86. 86
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a government artist. I draw a salary.

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    Jimmy says:

    I just love it here really.

  88. 88
    Expat Geordie says:

    Nice looking kid, and Fred’s daughter doesn’t look too bad either. She should be safe from you though Handy, I doubt that she speaks Russian.

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    Pepé Le Pew says:

    You used pen and ink to draw up your policies, didn’t you ?

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    So you have an Aboriginal passport already.

  92. 92 says:

    Assange should fit in nicely then.

  93. 93 says:

    “It has been clear to anyone close to Scottish politics that the Scottish Government’s whole approach to the Olympics has smacked of meanness and ill-will.

    So, for Alex Salmond to try to ride in and try to bask in the success of Scottish athletes at those Games – well, it was no wonder he was booed.”

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    bucky boo boo says:

    Hello Jimmy, just crawled out of the skip you slept in last night?

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    Vote Yes for the UK and No to the EUSSR says:

    This “independence” will be nothing more than an even greater Dependence on the EUSSR. Its a resounding NO from me.

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    Anonymous says:

    The poor bloke has been set up and framed you gullible twat, or do you believe the word of a slapper?

  97. 97
    Westerner says:

    If she’s one of our slappers, yes.

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    Ho hum says:

    Private Eye’s favourite journalist some years back used to be known as Nora Ballsoff.

  99. 99
    Ho hum says:

    So which is it? Trusted or respected? There is a difference you know.

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    Bored now says:

    Louise Mensch walks into a bar before walking back out again and going into another one and doing the same thing. After that she decided she was bored with Bars and went to America.

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    Bill Cowper says:

    Two blondes walk into a bar, innit ?


    You’d think one of them would have sinnit.

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    annette curton says:

    Can you draw treacle?, here is a pencil and 100 sheets of A4 paper, take your time.

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    Stones moved, we think we've found the smell says:

    It’s about time the people of England were allowed to to vote in this referendum for Scottish Independence, we seem to have no say in anything, after all, we will vote YES, what more could that fat git Salmond want, apart from trying to make us pay.

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    annette curton says:

    Taking the piss artist.

  105. 105
    pizza boy says:

    From the liberal left to conservatism, the path to enlightenment.

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    Old McBrown came from the funny farm says:

    Curious, there never seems to have been any such discrimination in Westminster :

    ‘In a rare show of unity in the House of Commons, the Mental Health (Discrimination) Bill was passed without a vote.’ Looking after their own, I guess.
    The next step will be to close down the likes of Broadmoor.

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    annette curton says:

    I can’t understand it, the leader says Desperate Dan has just eaten two cow pies yet he is still hungry.

  108. 108
    annette curton says:

    The old cliché has now been officially endorsed then, the lunatics are running the asylum, and you better believe it.

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    So in theory Ian Brady could become PM

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    Numb Nuts says:

    Or even Boris

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    Mr Nobody says:

    An MP walks into a bar and asks for a taxpayer-subsidised pint of beer.

  112. 112 says:

    I am not the gullible twat who comes out with a popular conspiracy theory with no evidence to back it up.

  113. 113
    annette curton says:

    Peter Sutcliffe parachuted into Sheffield constituency, Fred West opens community centre.

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    A 43-year-old journalist has been arrested by detectives investigating allegations of inappropriate payments to public officials by journalists. UKPA

    Of course, it is a News Corporation man. Had he been from the Mirror, Guardian or Independent he would have been left alone as the police have been programmed not to respond.

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    Fred is working under an assumed name to protect his privacy. Not sure if I should let it out here but know I can count on your discretion.

    He’s now called Doug.

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    annette curton says:

    Methinks they might be less than diligent in perusing all the inappropriate payments made to members of the Constabulary, £100 (£1000?) quid a pop for phone numbers related to ongoing investigations.

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    annette curton says:

    North?, oops what a give away.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    It’s the duty of everyone in england to talk-up the great salmond and say what a wonderfull thing it would be for the brave scots to have their indipendance.

    That way we might get rid of all the scotish beeboids: wark, mcnautie et al. and a whole raft of nausiating english hateing scotish MP.s.

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    Anonymous says:

    And you’ve got evidence to the contrary have you twat?

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    A P Herbert says:

    If you had to stand trial for something you didn’t do, would you be happy knowing that there could be an MP on the jury ?

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    Forkbender says:

    Everybody down

  122. 122
    Evelyn Mulwray says:

    “She’s my sister AND my daughter…”

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Daily Star Ireland publish the pics.

    Even after Guido’s poll!!

  124. 124
    Forkbender says:

    Well there is trained PR man at the head of government, isn’t there

  125. 125
    Thick as a Planck says:

    If they don’t want to be prosecuted, then FFS become an MP. Simps.

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    pippa middleton's arse says:


  127. 127
    Thick as a Planck says:

    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.

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    Harry's sunburned cock says:

    He’s right, just seen it reported on BBC News channel.

  130. 130
    Swift says:

    There is a well-trained chimp in a suit. A very nice chimp in a very nice suit, but a chimp nonetheless.

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    Forkbender says:

    At least no one can accuse me of that, I wouldn’tuntil te e arly eight have the patience. For your information I am 67, I worked there until the end of 1980 then reduntacy along with a third of the work force and your mate Blunko was in charge of sheffield city council raising the red above city hall. And how old are you 20 something

  132. 132
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Two blokes walk into the Colliers Arms and say ” Yvonne get off that fucking computer and pull us two pints of Guinness.

  133. 133
    Faux Outrage says:

    A woman who married into the Royal Family has breasts. Who knew?

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    simon r says:

    or ex pms who earn a million $ for 3 hours work ?

  136. 136
    Digger says:

    Why did Fred West’s first wife leave him?
    She was sick of having the kids under her feet all day.

  137. 137
    annette curton says:

    Dave still cannot understand that the whole EU project has gone terribly wrong, (HAL = European Union, Dave = Dave).

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Very Catholic in their tastes.

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    Arnie Sommerfield says:

    Two hydrogen atoms go into a bar.
    One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron’.
    ‘Are you sure?’ asks the other one.
    The first one replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

  141. 141
    Fred says:

    It’s my birthday in two weeks. Any chance of a new Spade.
    If not a Wop will do.

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    I'm bored! Lets smack a traffic warden! says:

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    Kebab Watch says:


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    Cunts says:

    “maintenance downtime” Oh yeah whatever!

  146. 146
    Ferdy Lizer says:

    Rose : I could murder a Tennants.
    Fred : We’re out of Tennants, but there’s half a dozen Boddies out the back.

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    pippa middleton's arse says:

    “Even after Guido’s poll!!”

    The result of that poll confirms my suspicion that this blog has a majority of poofs and old women as it’s readers.

  148. 148
    the secret knowledge says:


  149. 149
    annette curton says:

    You are Tom Watson and I claim my £5 pounds.

  150. 150
    F Uckham-Hall says:

    You can still give Clegg and Co a slapping here :

  151. 151
    maybe. says:

    those who are ultra sensitive remind us of our duty…to learn something the hard way. It was Blair’s duty to put up with Brown and he did. no wonder he is blessed.

  152. 152
    Jimmy says:

    You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

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    annette curton says:

    Interesting, can’t imagine the BBC giving any airtime to anybody (without the constant interruptions and a rising voice tide of faux politically outrage), to such ‘radical’ observations.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Just gave the one eyed mong a few for old times sake.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s why we need a truly free press and media in this country. It was brave of Mamet to ‘come out’ like this in the USA, it would be suicidal for anybody in the entertainment industry to do the same in the UK.

  156. 156
    the magic money tree says:

    The left lost the argument when the Berlin Wall was knocked down, get over it.

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    Chukwit says:

    The Unions have been creating wealth all day

  158. 158
    annette curton says:

    Hugh Grant?.

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    Anonymous says:

    What about him? He starred in the notoriously lefty film ‘Love Actually’ as a sick making lefty PM.

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    smoggie says:

    Agree about the Sikhs. Remember years ago a Sikh leader writing a letter to the Torygraph begging the British Army to create a Sikh regiment.

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    annette curton says:

    Suicide Imminently… parental guidance rating.

  162. 162
    John Christie says:

    Fred and Rosemary–that’s what happens when you work as a team, you’ve always got to worry if the other one will grass; I mean, they DO know where all the bodies are buried, literally. Me, I didn’t usually need to worry about that, except for that time I did my mate Timmy a favour offing his old lady; Timmy was a bit simple, you see, and a bit fond of the gr*ape as well, and it was easy to convince him he’d done it whilst in his cups, even though he tried to implicate me (rightly) for the death of his kid, and the Old Bill, having none of that, got him to “amend” his story. Had a close shave, there; I’d worked alone before, and would do so again. Timmy could have ruined the whole show right there, and I didn’t rest easy until old Pierrepoint did the job on Timmy. Moral of the story, boys and girls, work alone.

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    Away on business says:

    Here in China I can read the BBC today, and Guido Fawkes but can not get access to that video.

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    Tron says:

    Excellent TV.
    Imagine Kirsty Walk doing this interview.

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    annette curton says:

    It would be a Kirsty Skwalk!.

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    'Dave' - dipstick to the Nobility says:

    The future of Britain is within the EUSSR.

    So is mine.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I appreciate ANY interest.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    And that is something you can agree on with Dave, George, Nick, ……..

  170. 170
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I belive this quote was originally used by Seb to various of his mistresses.

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    Tom Fatson says:

    Call round to the Fees Office in the HoC and they’ll pay you.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Think Silvio Strauss-Johnson and you have the answer. He is trusted (to a certain extent) because people know he is to busy with extra-curricular matters to do anything as mayor.

  173. 173
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Well, Boris is certainly tiny (at least vertically) so I find myself agreeing with you.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    When I am First Lord of the Treasury, I will tax them heavily.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I believe this is a misquote of a Wavy Davy reply to Nadine Dorries – but you have missed the ‘s’ off the end.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Files detailing police cover ups over the Hillsborough disaster were given to the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) 14 years ago, it has been claimed.”

    So did Blair know?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    George Osborne walks into a bar, and asks if they have Petrus ’61.

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    Anonymous says:

    Are you using expatshield?

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    Ingham attacks "bonkers" Tory behaviour says:

    Why did muhammad beat his wife?

    Because she refused to do her homework.

    Where did muhammad take his wife for her birthday?

    The swings in the park.

    What did muhammad tell his wife to wear for their wedding night?

    A training bra.

    What did muhammad call an 18 year old?


    What did muhammad say when one of his wives died?

    Plenty more fish in class c.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Look on the bright side. They might have shown topless pics of Princess Anne.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Know you enemy (or in the case of UKIP, your enema).

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    Frank Carson's ghost says:

    Why can’t you use pages of the koran as toilet paper?

    Because it’s already full of shit.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Salmong cannot do any wrong according the the cyber Gnats.

    Looks as if that waste of space Sturgeon has been sold the hospital pass of rigging an Independence Referendum.

    In the eyes of Salmong and the Gnats, all Unionists = Sectarian monsters similar to supporters of Ulster Unionism.

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    Islamic Jihad says:

    For security reasons your IP address has been recorded

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    The “Religion of Peace” becoming violent once again around the world. Islam must be a very insecure religion if it can’t tolerate criticism of any kind. They’ve even been at it down under in Sidney. The demonstrators were holding placards demanding the beheading of those who insult Islam….very peaceful.

    Even now, some Muslim organisation is lobbying the EU to introduce legislation criminalising those who criticise Islam.

    It’s obvious they now rightly see the West as weak and seek to intimidate our gutless politicians into committing cultural suicide by giving in to the Ayatollahs’ demands. They are using our democratic institutions to destroy us none believers.

    How do I join the EDL?

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    AC1 says:


    I have it on good authority the retail sales fell off a cliff during the Olympics as well.

    We “won” gold in the “double dip”.

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    AC1 says:

    Damon Knight wrote a book called “The Handler”. I always think of it when i see politicos.

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    bergen says:

    I remember that my father who served in the Far East during the War had nothing but great respect for Sikhs. He also advised me when I was involved in a business deal with a Muslim that their business ways were different to ours and they could only be trusted to the extent that it suited their own interests.I discovered this advice to be entirely true.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hugh Mongo Grant is a posh socialist, except like most of his ilk, when it comes to his own fucking money.

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    An unexpected error occurred
    Please contact your system administrator

    I’m as broadminded as the next man but there is a need to protect the impressionable from such a ghastly sight as a topless Ed Balls.

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    AC1 says:

    That bad only stayed open because it was in a super-position.

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    AC1 says:

    bar not bad

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    AC1 says:

    Tat would still crank one off to them.

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    Andrew Marr-Supial says:

    The Middle East has exploded in religious violence which will likely spread to the four corners of the earth, the Arctic icecap is disappearing faster than scientists believed possible, more troops are reported killed in a war which will cost thousands of billions of dollars and thousands of lives…

    …and at least a third of the nation’s most watched news broadcast was taken up with a story about a rich, pampered woman’s breasts.

    No wonder this world is fucked

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    AC1 says:

    It seems a partnership is the common theme in mass murders. I wonder how many guilty women have been let off by the pussy pass?

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    AC1 says:

    Don’t scream fire in a crowded theatre & don’t show topless Ed balls pics.

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    AC1 says:

    Islamics being violent is a dog bites man story.

    Islamics manage pico-second of civilised behaviour would be newsworthy.

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    Insane Blot says:

    Well at least Brucie is still alive…

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    Hysteria Watch says:

    I lost interest after you comment on the Arctic Icecap

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    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC have been utterly silent on the war in Afghanistan AND the endless overthrows of leaders of Muslims countries.

    Could it be because their beloved Barry O’Bummer is in charge and not that nasty right wing ‘Boosh’ so the BBC like to forget about all those illegal operations.

    Can you imagine the outcry if ‘Boosh’ had helped overthrow all those Muslim leaders?

    We’d never hear the last of it.

    And just WHY are we in Afghanistan?

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    Islamic Stars in their Eyes, renamed Bomb Debris in their Eyes says:

    Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Mullah Omar!

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    Anonymous says:

    Little wonder lefties love the muzbots, they’re both always the first to resort to violence.

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    Lord Leveson says:

    What a load of craven little shits the British press are, tut tutting about the royal, topless photos.

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    Forkbender says:

    A bit cutting Bill

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    'Andy' Marr says:

    Saturday night: I’m going out for the crack again…

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    F Uckham-Hall says:

    That would be interest at 0%, of course. That means nothing appreciates.

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    Alf Garnett says:

    We are in afghanistan because those chaps that flew them planes into the world trade center were from saudi arabia

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    AC1 Kenobi says:

    My light sabre improves in performance after an all nighter on crack.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Surely a knock on the door of Jack Straw.

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    Will Self-abuser says:

    That isn’t quite true. We’re in Afghanistan because the Americans believed bin Laden was there, whereas he was really in Pakistan.
    There again Dubya’s geography wasn’t that great, and he’d have had Stan Ogden killed if he was still alive.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Only in your head, in reality your light sabre is dimmer than Ed Miliband.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    The unions have been creating hate all day.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Maybe the BBC haven’t received their script from the Guardian.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    You actually had interest up to that point? Well done you!

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    “This ceremony doesn’t happen to include having to drink large amounts of anti freeze beating up the missus and then fucking your own daughter?”

    Keep fuckin Salford out of this

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes I’m trying to work out what the education of Muslim girls has to do with 9/11. I’m waiting for the BBC to tell me.

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    annette curton says:

    Lol. never let the truth detract from a good story.

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    Think about it says:

    We are in Afghanistan coz a certain country which borders it has nukes and if it ever fell completely to the Taleban well……..

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    Fellow sufferers! What do we want?

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    Beattie says:

    A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers – like a telephone – on his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very rough neighbourhood and he doesn’t want any trouble.
    The guy says ‘You don’t understand. I’ve gone hi-tech. I’ve had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the mobile.’
    ‘Prove it.’ the bartender says.
    The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. ‘That’s incredible’, says the bartender, ‘I’d never have believed it !’
    Yeah, says the guy, ‘I can keep in touch with my stock-broker, my wife – you name it. By the way, where is the men’s room ?’ The bartender directs him to the men’s room. The guy goes in but 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn’t return.
    Fearing the worst, given the neighbourhood, the bartender goes into the men’s room. There is the guy spread-eagled against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.
    ‘Oh my god !’ says the bartender, ‘Were you robbed ? Are you hurt ?’
    The guy turns and says ‘No, I’m OK, I’m just waiting for a fax.’

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    annette curton says:

    Aunty BBC says; all male Muslims work (in the) 7/11.

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    It ain't gettin' any smarter out there says:

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    annette curton says:

    Cu’, Cu’ Hunt!, all the best!.

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    Fergus O'Fuckwit says:

    “Oi published those photos of that English woman ’cause someone else had already done so. Oi cal it an exclusive”.


    PS Oi am about to be sacked; anyone want a bricklayer?

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    maybe. says:

    sikhs have got brilliant male energy…it’s all those sex hormones. They could sort our benefits culture for sure and they have the infrastructure…..the Gurdwaras.

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    Rt Hon Lord Justice Leveson says:

    Before my Report is officially due for release, I shall offer it to the news organisation who will give me the biggest backhander, as I have become convinced this is the best way to maintain a free press. Naturally, I cannot come right out and say such a thing, and therefore my Report will be pious nonsense upon stilts, interesting mainly for the question of whom I call liars, and what criminal referrals will be made, if any. If surveillance footage of me or any operative of mine accepting the dosh comes to light, I shall claim it’s a sting I set up and that it was meant to prove the point of what I’m reporting. If we are not photographed or recorded doing so– and believe me ALL precautions will be taken against that possibility– well, need I spell it out for you? And even if the footage were revealed, nothing will be done about it, of that you can be sure. Certain matters have been addressed in advance, you might say.

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    AC1 Kenobi says:

    Piss off wanker.

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    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    Hi !!!

    Actually – Your Justice – I haven’t quite finished writing it for you yet – remember you said you’d be grateful for my ‘input’ – as we say in la-la land?

    Anyway, I expect the usual considerations and honoraria – like what we discussed. Cherry will be pleased to discuss amounts with you – she looks after the housekeeping.

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    annette curton says:

    I must admit the state of the Arctic Icecap is never very far from my mind, I worry constantly, never mind about the utility bills.

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    Anonymous says:

    Independence for Scotland NOW.
    Any referendum should cover the whole UK to ensure victory for the Scots Nats.
    But they don’t get another penny from us.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well Gordon managed it.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Even if that WERE “B!lly Bunter,” I’d almost be inclined to give him a pass on that one. And I’m not even fully convinced it isn’t. He’s probably enough of a hoodlum type to do something like that, if he’s worked up enough “Courage,” if you get my meaning. Still, those traffic wardens can be right disagreeable little pricks at times.

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    annette curton says:

    Entramimma maple syrup.

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    maybe. says:

    the comfort of riches is a blessing.
    living in a happy world is a greater blessing.
    the sikhs are a warrior race and although prosperous can live on little. They understand communal wellbeing.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Tourette’s is hardly a problem now. People think you’re on your mobile.

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    Kept Man says:

    Guido was very quiet about the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. Bit of a republican I imagine. But he did not post Kate’s tits. Not very Libertarian of him. However a certain Mr Desmond is pulling out of his Irish Star deal because he disapproves. Do I detect a compromise of standards here due to a rich patron?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am trying to coordinate trumping in the downstairs with X-Factor cheering

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    It ain't gettin' any smarter out there says:

    Let me guess – you’re on sabbatical and you’re running a ‘best of …’ series :

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I was doing a poo

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Doesn’t the same apply to the talmud?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Spooky – just noticed the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the posting.

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    maybe. says:

    the delusional world of blair is protected but now ignored. there comes a time when we should all move on….the world of sikhism awaits us!
    Tutu was right.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Slightly puzzled by new troll hot line , I mean yes there is a problem with people sending nasty messages to other people , or anonymous cyberstalking , but will it not be applied to blogging ?? As I read it some thirdparty group licensed by the Home office has full permisson to find your details and iniate a prosecution ??

    Whats wrong with ISP doing it ?? are you sure were not just creating a new office at the Treblinka under the guise of free enterprise ??

    Come on Guido are the bloggs for the chop ??

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    Fuck the BBC and all sail up its arse says:

    No secret – there’s a huge Conference at a hugely expensive venue discussing huge problems about how to present the isshoos to a largely lumpen, ignorant, stupid, unthinking, brain-washed, brain-dead, receptive target audience.

    It will be followed by a huge dinner after which a huge bill for beverages and extras will be presented to the fucktards who run the BBC for us to pay.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    O.k. master of the universe, your wish is my command.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Dont laugh , just posted about that topic

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    Suggestion Box says:

    Why don’t you just shit in your trousers – as usual?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And of course there’s Lord Hutton of Whitewash central who’s been giving his tips for brown paper envyelopes stuffed with mullah.

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    The Tit in No 10 says:


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    The entire Windmill Scam 'Community' says:

    We’re coming for you!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The great architect of the universe and his loyal shit-4-brains are fucked, fucked, fucked.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gordon – when are the pictures of you and Blair – getting it together hip to hip going to be revealed onto the internet – or don’t you know?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Moolah, FFS. No one wants an envelope full of mullah, alive or dead.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Because he is already shit in his trousers.

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    A Green-Grosser says:

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    And just WHY are we in Afghanistan? says:

    Dunno – test useless Land Rovers and other grotty stuff because the Maximum Imbecile wouldn’t fund the Forces?

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Come to think about , if the blogging industry is about to be curtailed , what about texts ?? speakers corner ?? or is there now no place where you can communicate your opinions without legal referal ???

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    truely the messenger has been shot .

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    A quiet day – however – I would recommend that many of you on here who never read a ceratin rag-sheet go out and damned well get yourselves a copy of it. Why? because there is so much ‘published’ stuff which damns the zioloons in it – I am going to be using it in my defence if any nutter comes and tries to do me for being an ‘Anti-4×2′.

    The 4×2 Chronical – published 14th September. How come – what they’ve (Most British / English don’t buy it – but do this time – I recommend it) printed is more than you’d get in the bog standard national press – and guess what? – the “Truth” is coming out about the zioloons.

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    Mnsr. Marcel Marceu (RIP) says:


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    Great Big Billy Goat Gruff says:

    Eh ?

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    Anonymous says:

    What the fuck are you on about?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I tried the link aah… quote
    “Service Temporarily Unavailable
    The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.


    Apache/2.2.11 (Unix) Server at Port 80″

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    Anonymous says:

    The man’s a twat.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And who (the so called intelligence) let them [for multiple reasons] get away with it?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thanks for the sp corrective work Tachy. As for the anonymouse comment – as usual I’m flattered.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    P.S. Nonentitymouse – go and buy a copy of the 4×2 chronicle … Have a good read. Try and intelligence your dupedness up.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    read upwards on the blog ….

    Anonymous says:
    September 15, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    And you’ve got evidence to the contrary have you twat?

    Is twat your favourite word? – you are becoming repetitively boring. Like evidence is going to be put here for nutters like you …. oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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    JadedJean says:

    Indeed, slowly but surely the truth about the “Zioloon” conspiracy is being exposed. The respected academic Prof Kevin B MacDoanald at California State University has voiced some extremely interesting ideas aon this this subject. Genetics and the better understanding of brain function is also allowing the truth to be discovered.

    The German National Socialists saw through most of their anarchistic ways and contrary to victor’s history did not persecute them in 1930’s Germany but censured them for their anti-socialist ways. The German language is far more precise than the English language and because of this are less prone to be taken in by their patter.

    It is most disturbing to read the many anti muslim invectives earlier on this blog as evidence of how effective they are at coralling anti Arab/Muslim sentiment in the West. The phrase useful idiots springs to mind. Just who were the 100 or so backers of the controversial film the “The Innocence of Muslims”. Yet again their kind are effectively enlisting the dupes to fight their wars for them (cf Iran).

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    Qwerty says:

    errrr surely you mean

    1. K*unt Kelvin to be hung ( no more TV for our Kel )
    2. Die thatcher T shirts sell out out out
    3. Thatcher in Hillsbourough frame
    4. The Star ( Guidos employers ) publish bee stings
    5. Daves 382nd U-turn falls this week
    6. Reshuffle flops , flop
    7. Still no bounce.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Two more of our soldiers murdered by some fucking Afghan MONG, fucking time to get the fuck out of that shit hole.

    Come on you fucking Tory mongs, tell O’Bum fancier to shove his war up his arse and get our troops out right fucking now.

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    annette curton says:

    No that’s not the one, It’s the one where he goes into a telephone box, covers himself with Entramimma maple syrup and the flies lift him off into orbit. Surely somebody has got a link to that one?.

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    annette curton says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for categorising me as a nutter – as usual I’m flattered…

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    Anonymous says:

    Money Money Money

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    JadedJean says:

    Again correct!

    A handful of Arabs, mainly Saudi Arabians, operating independently of any government and competent intelligence service, men without James Bond and V for Vendetta capabilities, outwitted not only the CIA, FBI, and National Security Agency, but all 16 US intelligence agencies, along with all security agencies of America’s NATO allies and Is’rael’s Mossad. Not only did the entire intelligence forces of the Western world fail, but on the morning of the attack the entire apparatus of the National Security State simultaneously failed. Airport security failed four times in one hour. NORAD failed. Air Traffic Control failed. The US Air Force failed. The National Security Council failed. Dick Cheney failed. Absolutely nothing worked. The world’s only superpower was helpless at the humiliating mercy of a few undistinguished Arabs.

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    Qwerty says:

    Toooooo later Matter…your man dave started w*anking about during the doomed arab spring… tried to make an international man of himself, and NOW the nutters are on the med border, with our backing and democratic rights

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    Isaac Cox says:

    Like that’s a bad thing, you closeted Nancy-boy? Advertisers kill for what’s called the “Pink Pound” or, more waggishly, the “Qu*eer Quid.” Rumour has it our Mr Fawkes will soon be “coming out” (so to spe*ak) with yet another blog-within-a-blog, to be called “Gaydo Guido,” in which he will feature all those characters of the Lavender persuasion we know and love so well, and a few we don’t love, and a few we didn’t know until he will have told us. You mark my words. It’ll put the regular Guido blog to shame unique-visits wise, and of course no-one will admit they read it.

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    Anonymous says:

    intelligence is a noun – you are using as a verb – back to school

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    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully you will collapse soon

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    Qwerty says:

    The Afghan war is right and just…contain the buggers, many miles from our shores. If nutters from UK want to go there to train…GO. But Dave and co have now opened a second front…ON OUR DOOR STEP….PRICK

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    BBCs Policy says:

    Have the first episode boring as fuck = Tories
    Second episode = Tucker and all those Labour C unts come to the Rescue.

    Please fuck off !

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    maybe. says:

    china, US, uk, russia…..4 permie member of UN security council.
    india………………………1 future permie member of UN security council.
    pakistan, iran……………”trouble”.
    all are close to afghanistan…either geographically or through their military. whatever happens in Afghanistan matters. Here the whole world speaks. Taleban are ready for a political settlement….is the world?

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    Anonymous says:

    Quick aren’t you?

    2:04 pm beat you by over 7 hours

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    Qwerty says:

    WoW matter YOU are the first anti Obama comment on this neo nut site…didnt you get the memo…..shhhhhhh. And dont mention Mitt, just cross your fingers and hope….That is the UK Neo Nut strategy.

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    Qwerty says:

    errrrrrrr Great Insight me thinks

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    maybe. says:

    when the gods are with you…..lady luck strikes!……perhaps alQ did better than they expected.
    wars have made the rich very rich….perhaps they did better than they expected.
    military might turned out to be ego….pure fiction.

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    JadedJean says:

    But who were/are the ones behind “O’Bum” who form the main part of his executive staff?

    Timothy Geithner
    Larry Summers
    Rahm Emanuel (Now Mayor of Chicago)

    The percentage of Je’wish representatives in congress represent 8.4% of the total, yet the Je’ws in the US represent only around 2.5% of the total population. They certainly punch above their weight in US politics. The percentage on Wall St and Madison Avenue are even far greater than this (unsurprisingly). Who in the US then would be quite happy to garner anti muslim sentiment then?

    Whose war are “our boys” fighting in Afghanistan?

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    David Irving says:

    There was no extermination camp at Auchwitz-Birkenau, was there? Nor at Chelmno? Nor at Treblinka? Nor at Majdanek? Nor at Sobibor? Nor at Belzec?

    No bodies were found, were there? No pictures of bulldozers pushing the bodies into mass graves?

    They photoshopped all the evidence, didn’t they?

    Hitler actually liked J*ews, didn’t he? He said so in Mein Kampf, doesn’t it?

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    maybe. says:

    money used to make the world go around. now.a.days we just print ‘em. I guess gratitude is in. so thankyou.

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    maybe. says:

    whatever you ask of another, you get yourself. on this basis, I wish everyone great prosperity.

    bloggers ask for transparency and now they are being made to be transparent.

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    Top of the drops says:

    What a load of shit.

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    Lefty Luvvie Homo Wankfest says:

    The BBC is a fucking disgrace!

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    JadedJean says:

    A question: If there were 15.3 million Je’ws in the world in 1939 (6.5m in West ‘Russia’/Poland) and 14 million in the world today, given that Je’ws (other than the Orthodox) have a below replacement level TFR like other Europeans, and given that they lose group members through marrying out of the faith, Jud’aism being matriarchal lineage defined), how can they have lost a very large number through genocide between 1941 and 1945? (NB Russia and Poland went behind the Iron Curtain not long after WWII). I’m sure many died in camps. But how and why? Was it due primarily to heavy allied bombing of Germany inducing typhus epidemics (as at Belsen)? Was this then abused for propaganda purposes by the allies to dena’zify Germany and install free-market Liberal-Democracy to the USA’ political and financial advantage? Did this help the Zi’onist (Isr’aeli state) cause?

    Note also: Eastern European countries now have TFRs between 1.1 and 1.3. With a TFR of 1.3 the population halves in 60 years. With 1.1 it does so in 30

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    Hoover Institution says:

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    Aunty Matter says:

    If Cam-moron wants to fight the Taliban or Al Qaeda can I suggest he starts in their homelands of Bradford, Leeds, Birmingham, Blackburn, Bolton and Brick Lane in London.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I’ve asked before BW, proof?

    I know that you said that it was in the Mail on Sunday years ago, but can you do any better than that? We all know that Brown was that way inclined, but Blair? Mind, having seen his wife it would be enough to send any normal bloke out to bat for the other side.

    On a personal note, you do post some interesting stuff on here that can be worth following up, but looking at a lot of the stuff that “you” post it looks like someone else is posting on your computer whilst you’re out of the room.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Add Dewsbury and Luton to that list

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    Utopia doesn't exist and never will says:


    Where are you Jimmy?

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    David Irving says:

    No! You are not getting away with that! I asked you a number of direct questions and you have simply ignored them all.

    My questions relate to hard facts with a large amount of remaining evidence. You are trying to respond with speculation and abstract theorising.

    Any balanced person reading this will not give your response any credence if you do not state where you stand on all the points I put forward.

    As for your hypothesis, you have failed to take into account the Nuremberg laws which added significantly to the diaspora by tracing back to grandparents. But perhaps you are suggesting that what we would not regard as J*ews getting gassed is of no importance?

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    shameless attempt to promote your own shite blog

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    Kebab Time says:

    you can all fuck yourselves because I only need 5 more for my 1000 firsts – you will never beat my record

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You have categorised yourself as an “IGNORANT” (of the real facts) NUTTER.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I know what I post. I did find one comment last week which I immediately called as ‘an imposter’. There may have been other postings that I am not aware of – but I ‘know what I post’.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    MT best quote “should be using his arse like a fruit machine”

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Anony – I accept your comment – now please accept mine – and go and read up.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    They used to say that dead men don’t tell tales [It’s an old military kinda saying] – well Dr Kelly is going to tell the truth. And Dominic Grievious bodily harm is along with the wigged-wonders ‘found out’.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    He didn’t quote the whole piece – numbnuts.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    The Pakistan nukes are already targeted by the USA, any attempt to move them or launch them by the bonkers bearded mongs will simply result in them being nuked by the yanks.

    The Pakistani’s know that as do the Taliban. Invading Afghanistan has got sod all to do with Pakistan, if anything the invasion destabilised Pakistan even more.

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    What a fucking WASTE!! says:

    Those of a certain age and interest in flight will be maddened and saddened by the Alan Bond programme on TV this week – just repeated.

    Some advice

    If you want anything done – do it yourself

    Never trust a politician

    Politicians = CRAP!!

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Book much appreciated ,thankyou GS, surprised how some things have moved on from then , who would have thought Japan would be reconsidering nuclear power . The approach is different to mine as I think we can engineer some things better , have to give true habitat preservation some thought , I just thought it would be obvious , so wrong on my thoughts on that ,as this week has proved . Someones just done an interesting calculation on Delingpole blogg , the missing 447 yrs in the CO2 calculation …..

    To ANother That is a bit unfair being labelled as delusional , I mean I wasnt delusional about Labour being totally deceitful pre election .I dont understand I thought I was fighting my corner properly ?? I mean if you can picture how to make things work better arnt you supposed to do some good with it ?? or doesnt that matter. Bit of a dissapointment if all they can do is consider you a medelsome pip squeak ,with not enough cash to have lunch with.
    perhaps I should put my talents back in engineering , at least that subject made truth and sense . Was it not fotutas that my limited non public school ed , saw what it did ?? mmm best leave that one with God .

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    Solon says:

    Now remember, by you calling me names, I win.

    Your rules. Thank you.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Its a complete mystery to me ,how some of them manage so much wonk outputs ,endrogenous growth theory ….

    As for trust that I have found to be the most valuable thing , I would rather pay more for someone in business who you can trust , but alas that has taken me many cheap deals down the gutter to confirm that .

    I started out with GCE type understanding of UK democracy and politics , I darnt refer back to it these days in case despair overhwelms me .

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    Monte Carlo says:

    You must really like losing.

    I win again.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Probebly upset the kids :)

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    Watch them all says:

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Pastor Terry Jones and the Rt Hon Tony Blair in discussion for an hour long special about Faith (guns to be left at cloakroom) mmmm.

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    Nip On says:

    Kin L having watched the Tony Blair film, winding down with a recording of celebrity come dancing. Tess Dally’s nipples are like Chapel hat pegs, the original teddy bears’ noses. Kate Windsor eat ur heart out.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    said NATO soldiers on report I heard , although some family somewhere having bad news who ever they are .

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    Jimmy says:

    Predistribution. It’s the in thing.

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    David Irving says:

    I have read five of his books. The man had certainly a great deal of knowledge but his conduct of his mission and his attempts continuously to shock has left me in no doubt that he is now of unsound mind.

    Your inability to engage me on the points I fairly raised will show others reading this that you do not have an argument and need to hide behind his coat-tails.

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    David Irving says:

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    David Irving says:

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Couldnt stop laughing at Keith Lemons , old macdonald had a farm , quiz event .I bet that will be a comedy classic clip some day.

    As for HRH topless , unfortuantely have seen this situation previously from determined types , feel sorry for them both , It is upsetting consdering some things as the new social norms , never mind regular exchange of filth on phones these days , in couple of weeks time it will be somone else. I am sure they can handel it as they have seen it with others .

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    David Irving says:

    Posting videos ≠ argument.

    ∴ FAIL

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    Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

    The trouble is you don’t always know whereof you post, BW. You’re a schmuck– a schmuck you are, I never saw such a schmuck, there’s never BEEN such a schmuck! If I was one of those anti-Semitic types I’d be SO embarrassed by you, ‘coz you’re so verruckt im Kopf you give them a bad name! They’re striving for whatever small measure of intellectual legitimacy is possible in these post-Shoah days, and here you come with all your Protocols of the Learned Elders type of shite; oy– is that old, or is it old, I’m asking? That stuff had grey hair on its balls when my zaydeh was a boychik! Nu, so could you come up with something new?

  330. 330
    Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

    It’s WHERE the J*e*w*s in the US live that’s key, JJ; they live in more densely populated states with large urban centres, like New York (also why they wind up in Wall St or Madison Av– they live there FFS!– you don’t have to go far to find ‘em!), New Jersey, California (why so many are in Hollywood– again, they LIVE there!), Florida, Massachusetts (with all the universities in Boston, all the nice J*e*w*ish kids that studied hard become professors and scientists), the Maryland and Virginia Wash D.C. suburbs (all the J*e*w*ish lawyers become lobbyists and bureaucrats). They are a sizable proportion of the population which actually VOTES (most often for Democrats), and are to be written off at a politician’s peril, as they can be the difference between holding or losing seats in Congress, and without getting into that whole verschlugener Electoral College system, they can be a difference-maker in the Presidential election. The J*e*w*s are in the right place at the right time, innit? Now if anyone’s thinking there’s something sinister in that, have I got a shrink for you!

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    Time to demand swift and furious action from this government says:

    The news is reporting that these muslim protests are now spreading to Europe. If they spread to the UK, I think we should make it very clear right now to Camoron: We expect FULL force in response: armed police, water cannons, tear gas, the works. I will not tolerate OUR streets being overrun with these fucking savages causing mayhem. I expect to see police armed with machine guns shooting on sight. I’m not having it anymore with these backward fuckers. The police and government were slow to react to last summer’s riots. We should not stand for the same if a bunch of paedo worshipping fuckwits cause chaos in our country. Personally, I’d deploy helicopter gunships at the first sign of any trouble. These muslims have to be taught a lesson. If they’re not going to behave, we’ll respond with such extreme force that the ones left will then know they have to behave.

  332. 332
    Time to demand swift and furious action from this government says:

    The news is reporting that these muslim protests are now spreading to Europe. If they spread to the UK, I think we should make it very clear right now to Camoron: We expect FULL force in response: armed police, water cannons, tear gas, the works. I will not tolerate OUR streets being overrun with these fucking savages causing mayhem. I expect to see police armed with machine guns shooting on sight. I’m not having it anymore with these backward fuckers. The police and government were slow to react to last summer’s riots. We should not stand for the same if a bunch of p*edo worshipping fuckwits cause chaos in our country. Personally, I’d deploy helicopter gunships at the first sign of any trouble. These muslims have to be taught a lesson. If they’re not going to behave, we’ll respond with such extreme force that the ones left will then know they have to behave.

  333. 333
    A Green-Grosser says:

    That’s (c)rap ‘music’ that you’re thinking of.

  334. 334
    Time to demand swift and furious action from this government says:

    I’m fed up of politically correct lefties prattling on about “islamaphobia”. Being scared of people who want to murder you is perfectly normal! These lefties are such fucking hypocrites. They remain silent on female genital mutilations, honour killings, forced marriage, gays being executed, rape victims being stoned to death, but they will happily shriek and protest about Ísrael and corporations.

  335. 335
    Time to demand swift and furious action from this government says:

    I’m fed up of politically correct lefties prattling on about “islamaphobia”. Being scared of people who want to murder you is perfectly normal! These lefties are such fucking hypocrites. They remain silent on female genital mutilations, honour killings, forced marriage, gays being executed, ràpe victims being stoned to death, but they will happily shriek and protest about Ísrael and corporations.

  336. 336
    A Green-Grosser says:

    Ah ! Your ref 22:55 or thereabouts.

  337. 337
    That Noo €USSR Citizens Charter (short version) says:

    As a Citizen Comrade of the Noo Democracy you are required to fully agree with and practice the following. Initial each statement to confirm you have read and understand it and sign at the bottom of each page. Then return the form PROMPTLY to your local €USSR Community Partnership Co-Coordinator for further processing.

    As a Citizen Comrade of the Democratic €uropean Union of Soviet Socialist Republics I agree to

    1. Never besmirch, criticise, or in any other way impugn the good and honourable name and works of the €USSR

    2. Never besmirch, criticise, or in any other way impugn the good and honourable name and works of the BBC, Grouniad, or £ieBore Parteee

    3. Never besmirch, criticise, or in any other way impugn the good and honourable name and works of the Gya, Lesbo and Transwhatsit Communities, peedofiles, those from far away lands, Muzzos, PieKeys, Feminists and any other parasites on our Glorious society


  338. 338

    The Holocaust was the most documented tragedy in recorded history. Never before has a tragedy elicited so much witness from the killers, from the victims and even from the bystanders—millions of pieces here in the museum what you have, all other museums, archives in the thousands, in the millions

    Elie Wiesel – Nobel Prize winner

    If we can even doubt the existence of it then World Wars I and II never happened, Britain never had a world-wide empire and the Roman Empire and Greek city states were a figment of someone’s imagination but necessitated the construction of a great many temples and fortifications, all rapidly aged to look 2000+ years old, to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes.

    We do get visited here by some of the most venal people that currently exist.

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Isn’t it cognitive dissonance, where Parliamentarians support women’s rights, but then simultaneously fall over themselves to ‘celebrate’ a culture in which parents will ‘avoid shame’ by killing their own daughters if their daughters wear jeans, put on lipstick and embrace Western culture. In other words, if the daughter believes in women’s rights and equality, it is so shameful that she must die. And Parliament not only ‘celebrates’ the people who do this, it will shout-down as a bigot or racist anyone who critises what’s going on.

    Hell, Parliament’s passed laws that might even have you thrown in prison for it.

    Parliament: the people who were supposed to protect us from foreign aggression, but who have instead filled the country with aggressive foreigners.

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    maybe. says:

    i fear your fury = I fear my fury.
    I fear my fury = I fear your fury.
    can frustration be defeated by a sense of duty? tolerate and survive. tolerate and thrive……in due course. Blair did. we need to make tolerance fun. ignore those who are just too important and concentrate on fun. you are important.

  341. 341 says:

    Indeed so. It is hard to imagine just how vicious and stupid some people can be. They will believe any old bollocks if they are already bigoted characters, unable to think for themselves and can only parrot what someone has told them. The world is full of ignorant, backward, illogical people. And that goes for western civilisation, just as much as it does for anywhere else.

    What we really need to do is to get all the religious leaders together (the top 10 most popular religions will do for now) and get someone with intelligence to explain to them how illogical and nonsensical all their religions are, until they are as brainwashed as all the victims their religions have brainwashed over the centuries. And then they should be made to go back to their flocks and announce to them all what a big con trick it has all been.

    Of course that won’t stop racism, homophobia, etc but it will help as a lot of that bigotry stems from religions.

  342. 342
    Lou Scannon says:

    Libertarianism means having to tolerate these people, I guess, but they don’t half try our patience.
    Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t C S lewis of the opinion that there came a point where further attempts at argument and reason would be futile and the only answer was to stand up and fight ?

  343. 343 says:

    Oh and if that doesn’t work, shoot the fuckers.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    not withstanding, I have no side in this but it as always seemed astonishing that someone can be prosecuted for questioning. At the end of WWII there were many forgers and propagandists etc having been employed by the Allies and it is not “inconceivable” that they might go about a deception of this sort. To say “no, you cannot question this” appears wrong.

  345. 345
    Aunty Matter says:

    No 2 soldiers shot by Afghan Police mong were British. Now 4 more shot.

    Fuck em all just get out of there.

    When they were hunting Bin Laden they should have just nuked Tora Bora and made it clear to the Muslim world that any similar attacks like 9/11 would be met with a full nuclear strike on the Country involved, no UN, no bullshit just instant sunshine.

  346. 346 says:

    You can question what you like (for instance you could question that the earth revolves around the sun) but you will open yourself up to justifiable ridicule by doing so.

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  348. 348
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    I agree. I used to live in Germany where Holocaust Denial is a crime, and I felt it was rather OTT. We’ve all seen photos of the piles of glasses and shoes and suitcases, the tattooed arms, and film of bulldozers pushing heaps of emaciated corpses into pits as the camps were cleaned up, so anyone who denies it happened is a fully paid-up member of the Cuckoo Club, but I don’t see why it’s a criminal offence (and it will be here, too, if Parliament’s beloved EU gets its way).

    It creates the bizarre anomaly that if you lie to an adult, telling him “the Holocaust didn’t happen”, you’ll lose your job and you can be jailed, but if you lie to children by telling them that they must worship a pixie in the sky or He’ll burn them in Hell for all eternity, you become Secretary of State for Education.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    well as voyager1 hasn’t left the solar system yet there is a remote possibility that it might bump into an enormous backdrop.
    I’m responding to this issue.
    IF this is truthful then it paints a very different picture to what I have grown up to believe.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    do something special in order to be special. you do.
    said with gratitude. may allah bring me peace.

  351. 351
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I hate parliament is responding to my first post not my second.

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    to question is the essence of liberty. to allow horrid is democratic. all very admirable. i would love to know about duty….where does that fit into the universe.

  353. 353
    Calling all O/S Aid Scam cynics says:

    If you haven’t yet seen

    ‘Poverty barons’ make millions from aid budget (Teleg)

    Another CamerTwat fav

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    unintended humour from a child:
    JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

  355. 355
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    where does duty come in ? well when push comes to shove I’m on the side of the English.

  356. 356
    pippa middleton's arse says:

    Piss off you fucking nonce.

  357. 357
    Fingerprints?? says:

    To his wealthy neighbours, Saad al-Hilli was a devoted family man. But behind closed doors he is said to have spent hours on his computer bombarding Arabic chatrooms with anti-Israeli posts.

    Now one of Saad’s oldest friends believes he and his dentist wife Ikbal, 47, and her mother Suhaila Al Saffar, 74, could have paid a high price for his rants… in an execution by the feared Israeli secret service Mossad.

  358. 358
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    So berlesconie will publish the pictures.

    Isn’t there an english lawer (that may or may not be married to a lieboore MP) who knows his way around the italian courts, that could, if he were on the side of his country, represent the couple?

    For a fee of course; after all, someone has to pay the mortgage.

  359. 359
    Ed Minibrain says:



    By George, I think I’ve got it!

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    The only thing working in the left’s favour now is that most of them are too fucking thick to have realised it.

  361. 361
    the village with an idiot vacancy says:

    Trust you to engage with an idiot. Mind you, like attracts like as they say.

  362. 362
    AC1 Kenobi says:

    And take that nutter Blowing Willies with you.

  363. 363
    Heinrich Himmler says:

    Hey, I’ve been misunderstood. I’m a really nice guy once you get to know me.

  364. 364
    Anonymous says:

    good to know…..and a good reply…..thanks.
    ……..lazy Britain does need it’s push to become a shove. ….more serotonin please…….we are British.

  365. 365
    Thick as a Planck says:

    “Four soldiers with the Nato-led force in Afghanistan have been killed in an attack by suspected Afghan police, senior Afghan officials say.”

    Why issue the buggers with live rounds?
    Imagine their surprise when they open fire on the NATO forces.

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    Anonymous says:

    a valid point.

  368. 368
    Islam is evil says:

    Nuke the middle east. Problem solved.

  369. 369
    So's the was ALL for nothing !! says:

    1)We should never have gone into the fucking country in 2006 to please the “yanks”
    2)The Whole Country is a benighted pile of shite
    3)No foreign army(inc British)has EVER succeeded in this bloody place going right back and if the politicos are too lazy to go back past 19th/20th centuries then even the history then should have told them to stay well clear of the place
    4)The waste of life and monies have been totally pointless
    5) The country will be under Taleban control within max 6 month’s of ISAF pulling out and the Karzai Government those that manage to skedaddle in time will be in exile in the states
    6) The government spin that we’re there to make the streets of Britain safe is total and utter bollocks
    7)Evey fucking Afghan in uniform and out of uniform is a potential threat…either from them shooting/killing ISAF troops to fucking blowing themselves up next to you

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    having now seen the video….it is wonderful…..inspiring….and beyond.
    point about being the only gay in the village………..who we are….we attract like….and also opposites. a paradox? or the way things are…..or both. sorry to have caused offense.

  371. 371
    The Entitlement Culture, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Looking for Work and Love the State Benefits says:

    She’s pissed off at being called for an interview at the job centre. She says she’s got better things to do than look for a job. Her son’s been expelled for strangling another boy and punching a teacher but she refused to punish him. She says life’s a struggle but she’s got enough money to get her son an XBox and buy bottles of wine and packets of cigarattes. In other words, she sums up what’s wrong with the country.

  372. 372
    Passer By says:


  373. 373
    Gordon Brown says:

    I think I deserve some credit for that!

  374. 374
    Nuke Islam says:

    What do you call Islamic speed dating?

    The morning school run.

  375. 375
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    I have to agree with you. Many of our young men have paid with their lives. We should hold our politicians accountable for putting them in harms way when no positive result is achievable.

  376. 376
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Never mind asking politicos if they have ever smoked weed.
    Ask ‘em if they peeped at the Kate topless photos.

    More will admit to smoking.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Middle East is already “nuked”. Israel secretly possesses nuclear arms.
    Iran belongs to the IAEA and is allowed to develop nuclear energy for its energy generation requirements. Iran has cooperated with the IAEA at all times. There is absolutely no proof that they are enriching Uranium to weapons grade levels. Remember, membership of the IAEA is voluntary.

  378. 378
    Bob Zimmerman, "I-Rainy" Day Women #12 & 35 says:

    “They’ll stone you when you’re trying to be so good
    They’ll stone you just like they said they would
    They’ll stone you when you’re trying to go home
    And then they’ll you while you’re there and all alone
    But I would not feel so all alone
    Everybody must get stoned…”

  379. 379
    Bob Zimmerman says:

    Line 4, should be another “stoned”
    I guess I must be, myself…

  380. 380
    Bob Crow says:

    It’s all Fatchers fault.

  381. 381
    jgm2 says:

    And instead of confronting this sort of institutionalised lunacy during their 13 year reign of Idiocy the Labour government actively encouraged these fuckers.

    Because these fuckers, these native home-grown fuckers, in their northern shit-camps can be counted on to continue voting Labour. As long as Labour keeps sending the cheques.

    Most white folk look at this and are appalled but the likes of Polly Tuscany and the other bedwetter’s hearts give a little leap as they realise their plan is still working. Institutionalise the (non)-working class. Buy their votes with borrowed money and create legions of well-paid, well-meaning, middle-class professional bedwetters to run around ‘helping’ the proles.

    Career wasters like this count as three or four votes for the bedwetters. Two each from the family. And another two each from the well-paid middle-class ‘carer’ legions.

    If Labour didn’t have waster like this it would have to manufacture them. Which is what it has spent the past 13 years doing.

  382. 382
    Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Hey Handy, just read this article by some plank who is a member of the Party up north.

    Who are you trying to butter up? Does this include illegal earnings from your boys in Portsmouth and your villa in Spain?

  383. 383
    Labours Millions says:

    Bring back corporal punishment in school and axe the child tax credit. Then have no increase in any state benefits even in line with inflation for the next ten years.
    They’ll soon start coming back in to the work place.

  384. 384
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    You left out Skokie just north of Chicago.

  385. 385
    Benny Lynne says:

    Sore throat ?

  386. 386
    jgm2 says:

    That’s Fatchur’s fault too.

  387. 387
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    And Bournemouth.

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    the village with an idiot vacancy says:

    I know.

    BTW, you’ve passed the selection process and may now proceed to the interview stage.

  389. 389
    annette curton says:

    Watch Our War (although it is not our war), has been tucked away on BBC 3 uses de-classified MOD footage taken by British troops in combat in Helmand, not spastic MR BBC reporting from 1000 miles away, in 2007. They are not allowed to fire back (standing orders) unless they are shot at first, sitting ducks for snipers and IEDs while they patrol a patch of mud in the middle of nowhere. Another politicians war.

  390. 390
    Expat Geordie says:

    Mainly white in Bournemouth, Poole and Christchurch, that’s if you classify the Eastern Europeans who are over-running the place as white. Now Southampton and Portsmouth on the other hand…

    And from personal experience add Coventry to the list.

  391. 391
    jgm2 says:

    The fucker has an excuse for everything. Having to work an hour a day? ‘Well, it’s almost two hours by the time you include the ‘commute’ innit?’

    Start work tomorrow..? ‘You’re having a laugh incha, I’m on that much medication…’

    Then her idea of ‘playing’ with her child who has been excluded from school for strangling another pupil and hitting a teacher is to…Chuck things at him and play-fight with him and tell him ‘Fight me. Fight me like a man..’

    Utter fucking plankton. Labour-voting plankton. The likes of Brown, Harman, Straw et al look at folk like that and their heart swells with pride. ‘Look what we’ve done.’ they say to each other. Look who we’re ‘helping’. Look who we’ve lifted out of ‘poverty’.

    The wicked and malicious c*unts.

  392. 392
    Expat Geordie says:

    Mind I suspect that what winds up Blowing Whistles a lot is the rather large and very visible J*e*w*i*s* community in Bournemouth”s East Cliff area. I don’t have a problem with them though, very polite, very pleasant and not a suicide bomber amonst them.

  393. 393
    Tough Love says:

    Indeed they’re.

  394. 394
    annette curton says:

    Nice one, but not what you call easy listening.

  395. 395
    Expat Geordie says:

    They have some bloody good shots in Mossad!

  396. 396
    jgm2 says:

    It’s not the kid who needs ‘tough love’ although he’d benefit from a bit of it. It’s the mother who should be kicked up and down the fucking street and have her working neighbours (if any) spit on her to express their contempt.

    If there are no working neighbours (as seems likely) then a couple of coach loads could be bussed in from the nearest ‘working’ neighbourhood which, being Bl*ckburn, is probably St Albans to carry out spitting duties.

  397. 397
    jgm2 says:

    I don’t think Mossad would bother with random Arabs giving out on a random Arab website. I think they prefer targets who are a little bit more steeped in guilt. Although they (Mossad) have been targetting Iranian scientists so perhaps he ticked that particular box.

  398. 398
    Expat Geordie says:

    Second episode (from memory):

    “I’m Corporal X and I’m wearing the camera on my helmet”.

    Then a female voice “I’m Lance Corporal Y. I’m the medic and I’ll be picking up X’s arms and legs when he steps on an IED”.

    X does step on an IED on the patrol but fortunately somehow survives unscathed. The footage is incredible. I would definitely recommend it to everybody.

  399. 399
    Bigot Watch says:

    You need psychiatric help and you need it fast.

  400. 400
    Expat Geordie says:

    Despite a few disasters (1842 Retreat from Kabul, 1880 Maiwand) we have never actually lost a war in Afghanistan. That’s the problem. The British Army boasts that it has never lost a war since 1783 and politicians think that they can use it to make problems go away.

    However what the Army doesn’t tell them is that the wars that we have lost (1st Boer War 1881, Aden 1967, Iraq 2007, all under Labour or Liberal governments incidentally) have been lost due to political interference, namely politicians undermining the armed forces position.

  401. 401
    brown-dog says:

    ‘ 1)We should never have gone into the fucking country in 2006 to please the “yanks” ‘

    It wasn’t the Yanks that we were pleasing. It was a group in the ME that has many kith and kin in NYC.

  402. 402
    A Green-Grosser says:

    Hope you spread it on good and thick !


    The guy who introduced me to that (many years ago) also brought along an LP by Lord Buckley which included this tale of a carpenter kitty – enjoy :

  403. 403
    Expat Geordie says:

    That’s if they can be arsed to register to vote. Many can’t be, and even those that do don’t often bother. Just wondering how many voted Tory in 1992 after Neil Kinnock promised to get everyone a job? There must be a reason why John Major managed to get 14.3 million votes that year.

  404. 404
    Away on business says:

    Or the ‘Troubles’ for that matter.

  405. 405
    brown-dog says:

    Abeit Macht Frei!

    If there’s one thing worse than those commie international socialists it’s those pesky national socialists…they just hated work.

  406. 406
    Bigot Watch Watcher says:

    After you dear lamb – your need is greater than mine.

  407. 407
    Don Corleone's Matress says:

    Isn’t there someone who can do something a bit more decisive?

  408. 408
    jgm2 says:

    Even if the wasters themselves don’t vote (although postal voting returns are helping Labour [and Respect] to get the ‘right’ results) you can be sure that the professional bedwetter class, the ‘caring’ ones, the ‘key-workers’ whose public sector job requires a massive pool of such wasters will be voting Labour.

    Because they ‘care’ you see. They ‘care’ too much. It’s all about helping others. Because they care.

    If they really cared they’d go down on Monday morning with a pair of hob-nail boots and kick this woman up the arse until she shat blood.

  409. 409
    Israel has nukes? says:


  410. 410
    Big John from Hull says:

    Shrink ? Never !
    Take it slow and keep Gregg’s in business, that’s my motto.

  411. 411
    Take your Tavi Bollocks says:

    and shove them up your arse!

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    Max says:

    Ah – zer ultimate question of zer Universe!

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    annette curton says:

    Lol, sounds like a deep south preacher from some weird long defunct religious sect.

  414. 414
    annette curton says:

    I will look forward to that discussion on Newsnight.

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  416. 416
    Gordon Brown says:

    I risked one eye.

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood There's-A-Word-For-That Service says:

    Everything you’ve just said was anticipated almost fifty years ago, and not dispassionately either:

  418. 418
    Hairy Ears Vince says:

    It will be really interesting to see the outcome of the uneducated Handycock’s brief on the economic statements from the G20. A bit like Benny from Crossroads commenting on a Financial Times editorial. More spin from Handy to get back in with the Party so he can start traveling again?

  419. 419
    annette curton says:

    Islam lottery scratch card: reveal 3 Salmon Rush-dies and collect the roll over jackpot of $53.3 million.

  420. 420
    Innocence of Muslims says:

    This is the 14-minute amateur ‘film’ that has sparked the latest murderous rampage of the Religion of Peace™

  421. 421
    Terry Jones The Monty Python says:

    Glad you cleared it up that it is the American religious fanatic, who burns Qu’rans, that you are talking about and not me. For my money, I’d probably have no truck with either of them, if we’re being honest.

    And how did the older Gordon Brown end up looking like the younger me? I’m still baffled about that one.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    apparently them haven’t migrated to the valleys yet but it’s already full of Welsh so a bit of a dilemma there innit ?

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    when I went to Kashmir and Afghanistan etc during hippy time, although I was far from a hippy, the father of the muslim family I was doing work with said ( and I do not think he was bullshitting me ) “it was much better when the english were here”. My impression was that, ignoring the dopiness of believing in magical creatures, they were pragmatic folk.

  424. 424
    Jimmy says:

    The other five were proposed new names for cabinet posts during the reshuffle.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I think I could do with a wok. the saucepan is too concentrated and the frying pan is too shallow for what I want to cook

  426. 426
    We accept all good credit cards, i.e. cash only says:

    You are Bob Zimmerframe etc.etc.

  427. 427
    Anonymous says:

    fair comment, then

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