Unofficial Tory Party Conference T-Shirt On Sale Now

Last week Guido gave you a sneak preview of what would be the must have fashion item of Tory party conference, and now you too can buy this political fashion accessory. Demand is high so make sure you get your order in early…

The T-shirts are just £10 (plus £3 postage and packaging) and you can order by simply clicking on the size you want below:

               

See you in Birmingham…

Guto Visits the Welsh Wizards

Some strange goings on over at the Plaid Cymru annual conference in Wales today. As Guido reported earlier they kicked things off promising to magic some growth by reducing oil usage, and now they have been graced by the presence of a somewhat unexpected guest:

As if that were not enough Plaid’s new leader Leanne Wood has given her maiden speech, telling conference goers:

Moving swiftly on…

EU Costs Britain £150 Billion a Year

The referendum calls have been gathering pace over the last few days, and they will hardly be sated by the latest findings from the Freedom Association pressure group. Their new report out today is claiming that the UK is £150 billion a year worse off as a result of being a member of the EU. That’s 10% of GDP. 

With Jose Manuel Barroso calling for a “federation of nation states” it’s hardly surprising that 50 MPs have signed up to a new all-party referendum group. And still Dave made the point of not promoting eurosceptics in the reshuffle…

Friday Caption Contest (Kill Strategy Edition)

This week the winner will receive a copy of the new Toryboy the Movie DVD, hitting the shelves in October.

The film that exposed Sir Stuart Bell’s lazy life in Paris is a must-watch for any fans of the Thick of It. The likes of Jesse Norman, Ron Halfon and Lord Ashcroft found it hilarious, so don’t miss out on your chance to win.

Usual rules apply…

Poll Verdict: No to Publishing Kate Topless Pics

4,310 co-conspirators voted in Guido’s poll.

The verdict was no to publishing Kate pics by a margin of 58% (2,482) / 42% (1,828).

Google is your friend…

Will Straw Running For Lancashire Labour Candidacy

A little birdy told Guido that Will Straw has been spending time in the Lancashire seat of Rossendale and Darwen. He wrote a piece back in May about how Labour can win in the region, and Guido’s red rose wearing co-conspirator also noticed Will’s Twitter feed has a growing interest in the area. When Guido questioned Will this morning, the dynasty in the making was not denied:

“There is a desperate need for a good candidate to take on the local Tory who won in 2010… I’m talking to local people about whether that right candidate is me.”

With his dad’s seat in the region too, he conveniently already supports the local football team. Kennington’s loss is Lancashire’s gain…

Welsh Wizards plan to magically manage economy…

“Plaid Cymru announced plans for a high employment Welsh economy with reduced reliance on oil. Further details were not immediately available.”

Sacked Tory Minister Forms Reshuffle Victims Dining Club

A popular sacked Tory minister is setting up a “drinking/dining club” to offer “mutual support, counselling” and a “jolly good time” for  fellow “victims of the September 4th reshuffle”. Emailing said MPs with “Dear Colleague Fatality” , the former minister asks for views on whether Lords or even “the dreaded LibDems” should be allowed in. In honour of the date, the proposed name is the Geronimo Club after the surrender of the Red Indian chieftain on September 4, 1886. Just what the PM needs – all his recent enemies plotting together. Mr Brady’s post-bag will surely swell the next day…

Kate Middleton Topless Photos

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Yeo Refuses to Deny He Benefits From Conflicts of Interest

Readers will be aware of how Guido has shone light on Tim Yeo’s conflicts of interest over the last few weeks. Yeo makes a six-figure sum from his green investments while serving as chair of the Energy and Climate Change select committee.[…]

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