PMQs LIVE: The Truth Edition
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Cover lites not cheap you now
know
Fuck me! Filth in lying scum shocker!
Where’s the hope?
Hurrah !!
Nigel for PM with Boris as Deputy .
In fact depose Lizzie and make Nigel King !
( will I get sent to the White Tower for that one ?? — or will the Beefeaters devour my carcass ? )
I’d be a fantastic PM
Commons Live.
Green Death
http://www.climatedepot.com/a/17410/Former-Greenpeace-cofounder-Dr-Patrick-Moore-rips-Greenpeaces-Crime-Against-Humanity-for-opposing-Golden-Rice-which-can-eliminate-vitamin-A-deficiency
Can’t tune on til 12.15
Dam you in flexible flexy time
Pants
Hello, is anyone out there?
What have YOU got against women Chris Bryant?
I dont tjhink he likes to have anything against women – certainly not his todger
I am a Chukwit
union bashing.
What do you say to trade union coordinated,crippling, economy damaging strike, Ed?
What strike? There aren’t any.
And none planned ?
Or are you splitting your arse hairs?
Dave looking red and frowny already. And Gideon looks ill to me.
Time for your orgasm, 8illy
“the fall in unemployment is welcome “..says Ed…forgetting to add..”but not for me”
Moribund sounds more nasal (or was that anal) than ever.
Why no Live Chat? What’s the prob? GF on hols?
The old providers of the live-chat technology got greedy and raised their prices to a level which the market-place thinks is too high.
Noddy Balls..
nasal ned naueous
Cmeron off to a good start,stick it to red ed with his union paymasters
Go Ed – nail the slippery bastard
Tractor stats time from Dave.
Will Ned ask about Cleggy’s ‘bigot’ gaff?
Ed has got his special caring voice today
Is that a snot dribble patch on Moribunds tie?
So there was no long term unemployed 1997-2010?
Vicky Garrbageshire on 5 live was most confused how unemployment was falling month on month when the horrible Tories were in power?
And with 600,000 public sector worker less on the payroll already. It is almost as if the private sector is indeed generating jobs. It must do their fucking heads in.
Ahhhh, but according to the BBC, it’s not good news. There is something wrong with private enterprise creating jobs instead of the state.
State jobs outside it’s area of expertise (violence) are just forms of unemployment benefit.
Extortion funded sector just kills job.
Less extortion.
Less parasites.
Less interference.
More cuts, faster please.
Nice dig, Cameron…
Well, he’s in a big hole.
You’re the expert on big holes, you tease
The Truth Edition ?? FFS dream on.
Miliband quoting numbers appears to be confusing Balls!
If Miliband is quoting numbers he’d better be sure they weren’t supplied by Balls. That’s how Balls undermined postie.
Pre destitution.
Labour will attempt to make us all poorer before they get into power.
Hmmm…you must give me the name of your dermatologist
Ed absolutely floundering. Resorting to “do you personally benefit from 50p tax cut” is absolutely desperate
He and many of his Labour mates benefited from the tax rate of 40% for 12 years and 11 months.
One of the few taxes that actually FELL under Labour was Capital Gains Tax. But then with so many socialist landlords around what do you expect.
Blue Rent-seekers v red rent-seekers.
Millionaires like is brother and Blair and the Prime Mentalist is he in by the way ?
English, please?
Ed really has no sense of humour at all
uh, that well down the toilet…
Did he just call Bercow Mr Butch ?
)) silly arse.
hey, I speak human!
Minger alert
Brilliant stuff on another demob happy day for the expense troughers
She hasnt got any
Why does Cameron never mention that under Labour for 12 years and 11 months the top tax rate was 5% lower than it is now?
Because we could afford it until the banksters moved in to f**k up the economy.
Brown buggered up the economy by allowing the banks to offer CFDs and 110% mortgage relief.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2002/dec/12/mortgages.business
When did hit occur to the moron that this was not prudent?
He knew it wasn’t prudent. Or he should have known. But he didn’t give a shit. I genuinely believe that Brown thought that Blair would serve one term and then he (Brown) would take over and serve the next term. All Brown’s thinking was based on the idea that the gig only had to last for ten years and then, in the normal election cycle, Labour would be out of power and they’d be handing a completely fucked economy to the T*ries that hadn’t quite collapsed yet.
That’s why Brown went so mental when Tony refused to go. There he was – stuck with the consequences of his own reckless ambition.
And, to nobodies surprise – except the extremely stupid – the economy duly collapsed. And who was to blame? Why, everybody else on the entire planet except Brown.
What a c*unt.
If they ‘fucked up the economy’ back in 2008 then why didn’t you increase the tax rate then rather than wait until the eve of an election to ignite a class war? Or was it because Brown fancied another two years at 40% tax himself but was prepared to sacrifice a few quid at the last moment just to restart the class war?
Didn’t Brown, the c*unt, actually cut the PM’s salary – to start after the election. Thus handing Cameron a pay-cut?
What a c*unt.
10% lower, it will only be 5% lower in April 2013
40 is 11.1% lower than 45 according to my calculator
Just remind me,who removed the 10% starting rate of income tax?
motorboat alert..
The Kumars live next door
Goodness , gracious me
EXCLUSIVE
I can reveal that David Cameron is indeed a recipient of the cut in the top rate of income tax.
Sadly “Butch Dave” didn’t have the balls to admit this at PMQ’s !
And Balls and co were recipients of the 40% rate for 12 years and 11 months they were in office on top of their fiddling of expenses – like flipping houses. Did they really this butch crutch?
Climate change minister? FFS!
http://www.bishop-hill.net/
Tons of scandals in DECC detailed above.
Subtitles please
Another minger
No gongs for the ladies? Answer the question, Dave.
I’d give them all one
The ladies length of service in post was insufficient to justify a gong.
Ooooh Matron
Send them up the chimneys
How do these cretins get elected? Oh, she`s from Glasgow.
Taff alert
Is he getting at me?
Dowd has forgotten Mandelson
And Blunkett. Not so much second chances for them – but third chances.
I came back twice. but i was only following Blunkett who had already come back twice. But then there was Jowell and Buyers who didn’t even go once.
The limpet cabinet they called us.
And not just because we were so limp.
Not the best choice of words then Dave, me thinks that will rebound on you, though you deserve a second chance as well
I deserve my second chance !!…and a second chance to get my hands on a wheelbarrow load of expenses.
the LIB Dems: not so much green as cabbage looking.
One should always learn by your mistakes.
Game set and match to Dave new balls please
He certainly needs new balls – some would be better than nothing.
Frack off Dave – and answer a question just for once.
I say..what a knob you are.
I think you are anti gay with all your attacks on David laws.
Are you a self loathing closet, or an out and out tranny?
Or just a repressed geek?
That’s quite enough. You are a bigot.
“Would the prime minister please explain why, if he’s abolished ‘boom and bust’ we have a deficit of 180bn quid this year and a contraction of 6% in GDP”
[Gordon Brown - for 'tis he] ‘M..M..Mm….. Mr Speaker, (Groans from Tories – Half sits down – Speaker shouts ‘Order Order’ – Half gets up – half sits down) M .. M.. Mr Speaker (repeat up-down sequence) under this government Surestart schemes have ensured that an extra 20,000 people are achieving grade ‘C’ or above in GCSE Pottery…’
[Labour Party] Cheers. Waving of order papers. ‘Oh, he has a great grasp of detail doesn’t he…?’
Please don’t bring back those memories of the awful idiot at PMQs.
His trembling hands, balled into fists. His greasy hair and loutish manner. Flopping about at the box, inanely bellowing through his made up statistics in response to a feeble planted question from one of his dimwitted MPs.
Ghastly experience for the nation. And worse for us MPs who had to be there. The smell was quite extraordinary.
Eww. What did he actually smell of Bill? Other than fear?
Hard to describe.
A mix of cabbage, toilet duck, warm coins, ammonia, KFC toilette hand wipes, germolene and sweaty desperation.
Osborne used to call it the ‘Eau de D’oh’
Yes I can sort of imagine that.
If only one could bottle this essence.
I’m sure it would sell very well on a stall at the TUC conference.
Is this really the best we have to run our country?
Small time opportunisits & sneering troughing traitors.
If that whole place got vapourised right now I would only mourn the fabulous building.
I would dance on all their gravy trains.
No, they’re not, I’m sure, Sandra. They are the caretakers going through the motions during the transitional period between self-governing democracy and the planned vassal state.
US Ambassador in Bhengazi has just been murdered !!!!!!!!!
I said Cameron should keep us out of this.
This is an act of War.
If it is (an act of war) then it is an act of war against the Americans.
Fuck all to do with us.
Unless Tony Blair (my price is ten million quid) comes back.
You’re worth more than that Sweatheart!
The Middle East Peace Envoy should get imvolved. Maybe he can sort it out.
That’s my job!!!
I’ll put some of my myriad overpaid staff on it when the Time Is Right!
If you need some advice try Jack Straw, he is used to dealing with Libyans.
”Fuck all to do with us.”
TRUE but the Haji’s won’t just stop once they’ve defeated the USA. We are all on the same checklist for lands that need conquering for the caliphate.
Not that I want to get involved either or see us in Iran either especially with the limp wrists we have as leaders as today that expect kids to fight with one arm tied behind their backs against the barbarians.
The only way to beat them is drop a few nukes on them like Japan and drill it into their thick head that Allah won’t save them from being wiped out of existence but that will never happen in this day and age.
Sooner or later the yanks will tire of their petulant nonsense. I’m amazed they didn’t glass over the Middle East post 9/11 but one day the fuckers will go too far. Although if 9/11 wasn’t ‘too far’ I dread to think of what it will take to tip the Americans over the edge.
I do know who I’d back to be standing at the end of it though.
I don’t know what “glass over” is supposed to mean. is it “have wars with random countries for made up reasons” ?
‘Glassing over’ would involve lots and lots of hydrogen bombs turning the sands of the Middle East so hot that they turned to glass. You wouldn’t have to bother with seismic. You’d be able to walk around (after it had cooled down) and peer through the glass and look at the oil below.
Too many of the fuckers in our midst to make this a comfortable strategy.
If the ME was nuked the home-grown jihadists would go nuts.
They might. But we know where they live.
Unless you believe Tony Blair, those “home grown jihadists” didn’t germinate until well after 2001.
I think probably a fair proportion of ‘ordinary peace-loving muslims’ would suddenly decide they were jihadists.
A civil war could ensue.
They germinated on landing in the U.K.
Complete rubbish, AC1, for more than one reason.
@SP4BS
Unless you believe Tony Blair, those “home grown jihadists” didn’t germinate until well after 2001.
I covered the Salman Rushdie demo in Hyde Park in 1989 in my then capacity as a photojournalist. I have been in some very risky situations but it was really quite frightening. The mad imams were stirring it up big time. “Death to the UK, Death to the USA, Death to … everyone basically”
Don’t fucking tell me they were not here hating our guts before 2001. Fucking nonsense!
So, the terrorists have a “todo” list.
1) destroy america.
2) buy some milk.
3) Invade spain.
I think we’ll risk them getting to item 4.
From the halls of Montezuma
to the shores of Tripoli..
I have no further comment at this stage.
Arab “spring” and the Libyan “kinetic military action” (not a war oh no) are looking like another triumph for the Obama regime.
Share it around Comrades – providing us Top Dogs get most.
Respect leader quits.
http://news.sky.com/story/984067/respects-yaqoob-quits-after-galloway-rape-row
Rip-off warning below!
Could all those MPs who enthusiastically backed our intervention in LIbya please raise your hands…
I can’t find my favourite Young Socialist training beaker!! Has one of you bigots taken it?
I think it was Sue.
Wayne Rooney just said that everyone involved in the Hillsborough cover up should be brought to justice .
Joey Barton is in tears.
Mr Cameron as Prime Minister is very sorry . His Government too is very sorry .
High up people are going to have to be prosecuted now .
hey gweed
you know that advert on yr site which shows a ballerina with her arse poking through a ceiling ?
Are we expected to climb up a ladder to ” minister ” to it ?
Surely a health and safety issue arises there — or two or three or four .
Ooh! I think I’m getting one of my heads.
Fucking hell, Hillsborough was 23 years ago! Most of the officials involved will be dead or long retired by now.
This farrago of hand-wringing nonsense has been kept alive by twats who need a “cause” – any old cause will do, to give meaning to their dull and myopic lives.
Time to move on.