September 12th, 2012

Conservative Voice Distance Themselves From Nadine

No.10 might have seen the funny side of Nadine Dorries’ metaphorical “kill Cameron” comment yesterday, but Conservative Voice are nonetheless taking no chances :

“Everybody associated with Conservative Voice is committed to working with the Conservative Party and its leadership to secure a majority in 2015. Conservative Voice would therefore like to disassociate itself with Nadine Dorries’ comment in its entirety.”

They seem more offended than the PM…


  1. 1
    Archie says:

    So the point of Conservative Voice is what, precisely? More of the same? No point, then!

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    I guess they just don’t want to be associated with a loose cannon like Nadine.

  3. 3
    SP4BS says:

    There is a whole new world of comedy for the Dave and Nadine double act in PMQs and elsewhere. Not quite as funny if you’ve ever seen northern women fighting seriously.

  4. 4
    Gordon McFuckwit Broon says:


  5. 5
    Spode says:

    Mad Nads adds to the gaiety of the nation.

    Get yer tits out fer the lads, Nads!

  6. 6
    Stan says:

    Conservative Voice – a Cameron front campaign to fragment the real Tories in the Party.

    Fuck them – & fuck Cameron – & fuck it if Ed Miliband does become the next PM.

    Blame Cameron – not the real Conservatives who are voting for anyone but Cameron.

  7. 7
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Nadine is a Conservative and a woman.

    No wonder Cameron despises her.

  8. 8
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Looks to me like it’s a platform for the has-beens to look pompous!

  9. 9
    Kebab Time says:

    I am sure she will not lose any sleep over it.

  10. 10
    Unbiased observer says:

    Can you be both?

  11. 11
    bergen says:

    I have to say that Nad’s comment on Dave & Osbourne as “posh boys who don’t know the price of a pint of milk” was far more effective an attack than anything Labour have thrown at them. No wonder she’s unpopular with them.

  12. 12
    Lord WAyne of Trombone says:

    those guys may or may not be right
    they are a bunch of Hunts

  13. 13
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Mad Nads should be encouraged to join the swivel eyed loons at UKIP where she will feel most at home…

  14. 14

    Shouldn’t they distance themselves from Liam Fox while they are at it?

    [Liam Fox abused the post of Defence secretary by taking his business ‘associate’ and lobbyist Adam Werrity to accompany him on foreign visits and meetings with political leaders, diplomats and defence contractors. He also used his position to promote the right-wing Atlantic Bridge “charity” with links to the more barmy and sinister right-wing of the Republican Party and “Tea Party” in the US. It seems he also ran a clandestine pro Israel foreign policy. Liam Fox had to resign as Defence Secretary (avoiding further scrutiny) and his Atlantic Bridge “charity” was closed down in 2011 because it contravened charity laws.]

  15. 15
    Honest Questioner says:

    OT but I’ve just seen a post elsewhere suggesting that if teachers don’t join a union, then they are unable to get insurance cover against legal bills for accusations of pupil assault etc. Is this true? A closed market in educational insurance? If so it needs fixing urgently so that any compulsion to join a union is removed.

  16. 16
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    I agree with Nadine Dorries, so there.

  17. 17
    Doctor Whom says:

    You’re new here, aren’t you?

  18. 18
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Bigot !

  19. 19

    You think Call Me Dave’s got problems – I’ve been under a fucking car park in Leicester for over 500 years!

    It’s been a hard…… days……. night.

  20. 20
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    Milk MUST be sold in litres – not pints !!

  21. 21
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    Remove that person from this blog immediately !

  22. 22
    SP4BS says:

    Almost true. But there are associations too.

    I don’t suppose there is such a thing as insurance, and paid-for experts. Insurance companies would probably send out some 25 year old lawyer who hadn’t read the case the day before court.

  23. 23
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Everyone here is a bigot.

  24. 24
    ed martin says:

    remember, folks, ITS ALL ABOUT UNITY, particularly when its not about anything else we dare name

  25. 25
    jgm2 says:

    I kind of assumed that teachers were covered by the school which, in turn, was covered by their local LEA. I can’t believe individual teachers need their own professional indemnity insurance any more than the guy at McDonalds who serves you a burger.

  26. 26
    SP4BS says:

    Which is a big problem if you are incapable of dividing by two.

    (I’m sure that labour have had a go about the posh boys, indeed they do it all the time, just that its instantly ignored)

  27. 27
    SP4BS says:

    The disputes are more likely to be three-way, and the LEA might take the side of the parents/child, for an easy life.

    Its less likely that a burger buyer makes up tales of abuse.

  28. 28
  29. 29
    NUTter says:

    Shhh. Don’t spill the beans, we get a cut you know.

  30. 30
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Thick!!!!! this is American but plenty on google for uk

  31. 31
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    It started in America.

  32. 32 says:

    Bad news for the BBC, Labour and the Neanderthals: Unemployment falls again.

  33. 33
    Jus' Passin' says:

    Indeed, – and deluded if they think there’ll be a Con Victory next time . . oh what the hell!

  34. 34
    Qui Bono says:

    O/T Guide but can we stop the ‘bomb iran’ vibe

    The WMD card was played in Iraq and it turned out to be bollocks leading to a horrible quagmire ~ so what have we learned?

  35. 35
    bergen says:

    Quite right. I’d hate my professional future to be in the hands of some jobsworth in the LEA opting for a quiet life when a parent of some delinquent is giving him grief.

  36. 36
    ac1 says:

    Go back to your blue labour windmills and prepare for victory.

  37. 37
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Oh God: “We compare the milk prices for you” web-site ‘spannah’ has turned up FFS!

    Milk: In which container; how it was yielded; how much Prescott fat it contains; metric or imperial; Tescos, Co-Op or from your local West-African supplier of monkey-meat? Please tell me: What the price of a pint of milk is…?


  38. 38
    [insert name here] says:


  39. 39
    Scary Biscuits says:

    I guess they don’t want to be associated with a strategy that might actually win the next election. Nadine is mad in the sense that she doesn’t agree with the consensus opinion that Cameron our best chance for the next election and that it’s our privilege that he leads us not his. Far from being a loose canon, Nadine’s seems to be the only one pointed in teh right direction. If even the right can’t bring themselves to call for the removal of Cameron then the party doesn’t deserve to win ever again.

  40. 40
    Loungelizard says:

    Did you hear the little warning by the BBC this morning. Under a Tory gov. a fall in the number of unemployed is a bad thing, a sign of dodgy firms supported by banks who are conniving with the gov to produce dodgy figures. We will pay dearly for this deviousness.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    When there was a fall in the unemployment rate in the summer, the BBC questioned the figures and said it was a disaster!

  42. 42
    Denis Skinhead of Ballsover says:

    You think you’ve had it hard. ‘ve been on an NHS waiting list for a brain transplant since 1947.

  43. 43
    Bye bye Tories, Hello UKIP says:

    Et tu Mr. Fink?

  44. 44
    Peter Sellers says:

    Wow, good memory.

  45. 45
    Pete Town-and-Worldsend says:

    And… Here comes the new boss, just like the old boss!

    If UKIP and Crash Bandicoot are the answer – it must have been a fuc.king silly question.

  46. 46

    But don’t go to them by plane with Wing Commander Farage.

    It’s not the crashing that’s the main problem, but the interminable driveling on about the EU, while he squirrels the money he makes from them, off shore, that drives you Tonto.

    How’s that whole Jersey Educational trust working for you UKIPer’s going? Look at me when I’m speaking to y… oh sorry you were, your eyes were just swiveling again.

  47. 47

    Sooo Denis… just a miner operation then?!

  48. 48

    I’ve been working (on it)
    Like… a… dog.

  49. 49
    Webwrights says:

    Ah, this takes me back to the risible days of 1995 (I think), when John Redwood had a tilt at the leadership, hoping to supplant John Major. His fruitcake supporters (“the bastards”) clustered round him for a photo-opportunity – well, more like a custard pie opportunity, to be frank. I’ve searched in vain for a photo online.

    They clustered round the suddenly embarrassed, almost terrified, Redwood – who had belatedly realised what a bunch of lunatics he was now forever identified with. There were the ghastly self-publicist and liar Teresa Gorman, the reliably horrible prig Teddy Taylor (snarling Jock carpetbagger-in-chief to the Southend constituency) and Tony Marlow looking pink and fatly smug in the most ridiculous multi-striped blazer ever seen outside a pantomime stage. I think that Nick Budgen was there, but (of course) grey and utterly un-memorable.

    Tim Collins (then Major’s Offical Spokesman, I think) described them memorably as looking like “Ward 8 from Broadmoor”. Looking at this photo brings the whole thing back to me.

  50. 50
    ello UKIP says:

    @Pete T&W


  51. 51
    Be careful what you says:

    If gay marriage is the answer – it must have been a very silly question.

  52. 52
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Lucky Nadine. Who WOULD want to be associated with that lot.

  53. 53
    Jimmy says:

    The name needs work. How about the Tuesday Club?

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    No25 jgm,
    Does the g stand for gormless?

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    does the g stand for gormless

  56. 56
    Archie says:

    +several thousand, SB!

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