September 7th, 2012

Angry Dave Turns On Bojo

There was always going to be kickback after Boris’ cold and calculated intervention to cock-up Cameron’s cabinet reshuffle day by coming down on Justine Greening’s side. Something she will remember in years to come. The faux Olympic camaraderie is long gone this morning, with a No.10 source telling the FT:

“We will see what happens the next time he comes around with the begging bowl…He might need us one day.”

Boris is not the type to appreciate being put back in his box…


  1. 1
    Aunty Matter says:

    Boris can smell the rotting corpse in No 10.


  2. 2 says:



  3. 3
    colchester1648 says:

    Does this mean he’s refusing to buy the coffee, to prove he’s butcher than Boris?


  4. 4
    Cameron's hand massager says:

    Our leader was very tense


  5. 7
    Anonymous says:

    dave-dead man walking.Plus all those new non-friends on the back benches.


  6. 8
    Dr. Henry Freud says:

    Mania is usually followed by depression.

    In the Manic phase, the patient shows poor judgement and astonishingly reckless levels of risky behaviour. Rough.


  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Begging bowl?

    London isn’t some Celtic part of the country


    • 23
      And I would have got away with it if it wasnt for those pesky facts says:

      London gets a greater taxpayer subsidy than anywhere else in the UK but dont let the facts get in the way of your bigoted midset.


      • 29
        Anonymous says:

        The difference it that it makes a net contribution, unlike anywhere else!


      • 39

        What about all those business rates taken from London and spent on the “renaissance of the North”, alias the property scams that helped trigger the UK bnaking crisis.

        What about all the corporation and income tax receipts taken from London redicents and businesses and spent …


  8. 10
    Death by a 1000 cuts says:

    Boris will exploit the deed + interest!


  9. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    And thus the third runway was built


  10. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Which dip-stick in NO10 came up with this one.More sauce than source!


  11. 13

    The Cast Iron Man is living proof that the best education in the land cannot make up for a morbid lack of nous. Dave, like all PR men, lives in a fabulous bubble and cannot comprehend reality.


  12. 14
    Tiger Tiger says:

    London subsidises the rest of the country. Boris could agitate about that and tell Dave to take his begging bowl to say…India!


    • 17
      robbie says:

      What a load of rubbish. You’ve just had £11bn of Keynesian pump priming hidden under an Olympic flag.


      • 20 says:

        True. That may have been the case before the city banks went bust but it isn’t true now. Now the rest of the country is having to bail out London.


    • 19 says:

      The extent of silly rumours from unnamed sources is equal to the number of maniacs willing to believe such tosh multiplied by the speed of light squared.



  13. 21
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Now is the right time to resurrect the “Save Dave ” campaign.

    Over to you Guido .


  14. 25
    Mwmbwls says:

    The acronym LOL comes to mind. The Eton wall game is alive and well.
    What a splendid pretext for Boris to take up any London seat that becomes vacant as a result of an MP falling by the wayside. Not so much the militant as the elegant tendency.


  15. 26
    Simon Lewis says:

    Dave is a dead man walking. Sooner the better.


  16. 27
    Gonk says:

    Oh no ! As we natter away Boris will be arranging a ‘safe house’ on Dartmoor desperate to flee Dave ‘Vinnie the head’ Cameron. The seagulls around here are harder than him.


  17. 30
    Anonymous says:

    I’m sure Boris is quaking in his boots at threats from Flashman.


  18. 31
    Gideon -- Oliver Twist Junior says:

    My begging bowl works a treat — keeps filling up with £300m deficit refill every single day!


  19. 41
    Glutton for punishment says:

    It must be the political equivalent of being licked to death by a labrador puppy. The leaders of all three parties are such weak little men with so much to say for themselves.
    Where are the leaders capable of re-igniting the pride and urgency that built the biggest Empire the world has known. We genuinely are lions led by donkeys.


  20. 42
    Arkwright says:

    Boris couldn’t give a toss about Cameron and the top tories, because not only is he popular but he is also a man who speaks and acts from the heart. Even if you don’t like him, you know he does what it says on his tin.


    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      Boris as “one of the lads” etc is one thing, but lets be honest he doesnt stand a chance of ever being PM because of the scandal that he trails in his wake. I mean from a morality point of view, he is a non starter. Injunction anybody ?


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