September 7th, 2012

Angry Dave Turns On Bojo

There was always going to be kickback after Boris’ cold and calculated intervention to cock-up Cameron’s cabinet reshuffle day by coming down on Justine Greening’s side. Something she will remember in years to come. The faux Olympic camaraderie is long gone this morning, with a No.10 source telling the FT:

“We will see what happens the next time he comes around with the begging bowl…He might need us one day.”

Boris is not the type to appreciate being put back in his box…


  1. 1
    Aunty Matter says:

    Boris can smell the rotting corpse in No 10.

  2. 2 says:


  3. 3
    colchester1648 says:

    Does this mean he’s refusing to buy the coffee, to prove he’s butcher than Boris?

  4. 4
    Cameron's hand massager says:

    Our leader was very tense

  5. 5 says:

    It will all go down to the wire.

  6. 6

    How much can you trust the fucking Beano FT?

    No FT no comment.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    dave-dead man walking.Plus all those new non-friends on the back benches.

  8. 8
    Dr. Henry Freud says:

    Mania is usually followed by depression.

    In the Manic phase, the patient shows poor judgement and astonishingly reckless levels of risky behaviour. Rough.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Begging bowl?

    London isn’t some Celtic part of the country

  10. 10
    Death by a 1000 cuts says:

    Boris will exploit the deed + interest!

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    And thus the third runway was built

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Which dip-stick in NO10 came up with this one.More sauce than source!

  13. 13

    The Cast Iron Man is living proof that the best education in the land cannot make up for a morbid lack of nous. Dave, like all PR men, lives in a fabulous bubble and cannot comprehend reality.

  14. 14
    Tiger Tiger says:

    London subsidises the rest of the country. Boris could agitate about that and tell Dave to take his begging bowl to say…India!

  15. 15
    Spartacus says:

    talking of begging bowls – maybe if cameroon said ‘take your bowl elsewhere’ to the common market, he would go up in the standings.

    Telling that to boris – CammersBaby goes down in the standings.

    So why does he do it?

  16. 16
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Morning, Doctor. Will you change my nappy for me ?

  17. 17
    robbie says:

    What a load of rubbish. You’ve just had £11bn of Keynesian pump priming hidden under an Olympic flag.

  18. 18
    Dr. Henry Freud says:

    No, I do not have opposable thumbs.

  19. 19 says:

    The extent of silly rumours from unnamed sources is equal to the number of maniacs willing to believe such tosh multiplied by the speed of light squared.


  20. 20 says:

    True. That may have been the case before the city banks went bust but it isn’t true now. Now the rest of the country is having to bail out London.

  21. 21
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Now is the right time to resurrect the “Save Dave ” campaign.

    Over to you Guido .

  22. 22
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Isn’t Cameron’s mission to destroy the Conservative party from within and replace it with an SDP type, EU friendly one?

  23. 23
    And I would have got away with it if it wasnt for those pesky facts says:

    London gets a greater taxpayer subsidy than anywhere else in the UK but dont let the facts get in the way of your bigoted midset.

  24. 24
    The fuckwittery of crowds says:

    The mean IQ decreases exponentially with the size of the crowd

  25. 25
    Mwmbwls says:

    The acronym LOL comes to mind. The Eton wall game is alive and well.
    What a splendid pretext for Boris to take up any London seat that becomes vacant as a result of an MP falling by the wayside. Not so much the militant as the elegant tendency.

  26. 26
    Simon Lewis says:

    Dave is a dead man walking. Sooner the better.

  27. 27
    Gonk says:

    Oh no ! As we natter away Boris will be arranging a ‘safe house’ on Dartmoor desperate to flee Dave ‘Vinnie the head’ Cameron. The seagulls around here are harder than him.

  28. 28
    Mdm La Farge says:

    Well yes, he is no more a Tory than Blair was a socilaist

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    The difference it that it makes a net contribution, unlike anywhere else!

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    I’m sure Boris is quaking in his boots at threats from Flashman.

  31. 31
    Gideon -- Oliver Twist Junior says:

    My begging bowl works a treat — keeps filling up with £300m deficit refill every single day!

  32. 32
    Doctor Taxpayer says:

    Just put this plastic bag over your head and breathe in. I’ve got your daeth certificate written out already.

  33. 33
    Karole Kaplin says:

    I can help with that sort of little local difficulty. Brewer’s droop rectification a speciality.

  34. 34
    Educated person says:

    I am not generally a conspiracy loon, but following May’s defeat in yesterday’s immigration cap debate, followed by her statement that she will not cap at even 70M, I am seriously beginning to believe that someone, somewhere, is operating these people.

  35. 35
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    “How much can you trust the fucking Beano FT?”

    Its colour gives it away…

  36. 36
  37. 37
    Hey Lordy, pick a bale of cotton. says:

    So is the Eton Mess!

  38. 38
    Uneducated and underprivileged says:

    @Educated Person

    Why do you try to connect conspiracy theorists to loonies.

    As an educated person you must know that history is littered with conspiracies, although the conspirators would obviously like us to believe that anyone exposing their machinations is delusional.

  39. 39

    What about all those business rates taken from London and spent on the “renaissance of the North”, alias the property scams that helped trigger the UK bnaking crisis.

    What about all the corporation and income tax receipts taken from London redicents and businesses and spent …

  40. 40
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Don’t fuck with a cat!

  41. 41
    Glutton for punishment says:

    It must be the political equivalent of being licked to death by a labrador puppy. The leaders of all three parties are such weak little men with so much to say for themselves.
    Where are the leaders capable of re-igniting the pride and urgency that built the biggest Empire the world has known. We genuinely are lions led by donkeys.

  42. 42
    Arkwright says:

    Boris couldn’t give a toss about Cameron and the top tories, because not only is he popular but he is also a man who speaks and acts from the heart. Even if you don’t like him, you know he does what it says on his tin.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Boris as “one of the lads” etc is one thing, but lets be honest he doesnt stand a chance of ever being PM because of the scandal that he trails in his wake. I mean from a morality point of view, he is a non starter. Injunction anybody ?

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