August 31st, 2012

Positive Twitter Day

Guido is supporting #PositiveTwitterDay today. Twitter, especially the political Twittersphere can be a horrible nasty place, well today Guido will do his Christian best to be nice to all in his tweets. The idea comes from the invariably polite Sunder Katwala.

A number of well known Twitter curmudgeons have already re-tweeted the hashtag #PositiveTwitterDay and entered into the spirit of the day. Guido for his part is determined to have civil, positive discussions today with the likes of Polly or Mehdi. The power of positive tweeting…


66 Comments

  1. 1

    Squatters’ rights are now wrong.

  2. 2
    Nothing better to do says:

    Sounds like BS to me.

  3. 3
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    A Merry Christmas to All Our Regular Readers.

  4. 4
    smoggie says:

    Traffic should be well down then.

  5. 5
    Denis McShane's Shed says:

    Does that include Ed Balls? Can’t see that working.

  6. 6

    Can’t stand this any longer.

    Fuck off you cuпt.

    *thinks: jgm2 will be here soon…*

  7. 7
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    A good time to bury bad news.

  8. 8
    Fluffy bunny says:

    We should all join hands and save the world.

  9. 9
    Rabid Troll says:

    You mean I can take the day off? Oh well, off to watch C4 all day. Better to watch proper human endeavour than listen to the emotionally disabled parasites in the Westminster village.

  10. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fraternal greetings Guido.

    Let’s share a crate of Guinness at The Westminster Arms later today,old chap.

    #positivetwitterday

  11. 11
    Ah! Monika says:

    Off Twitter but more importantly.

    Why has Guido not published the contents of Leveson’s recent ” thoughts ” sent to MSM Editors. He must know by now. Is Leveson even reaching the Blog others can’t reach?

  12. 12
    Positive friday:Everyones a winner says:

    I see Labour are already voicing their objections so why not include a clause in the legislation that this law does not apply to properties owned by Labour members of Parliament or indeed anyone else who objects to its proposals.
    Such people need only inform their local authority who can attend at their property with legally sanction plakards which can be affixed to their properties saying

    ” Squaters welcome here, please feel free and no legal action will follow”.

    That way everyone’s a winner.

  13. 13
    SP4BS says:

    Big Dog’s Cock

  14. 14
    Fifty shades of Guido says:

    He will if you dont take your medication for your schizophrenia

  15. 15
    Suggestion says:

    Chukka,
    You have great taste in garage music.

  16. 16
    SP4BS says:

    Are we allowed to paste links any more?

  17. 17
    Forkbender says:

    Is a person who uses a Twitter a Twit, just asking.

  18. 18
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    I’m positive Ed Balls is a c’unt.

  19. 19
    Ah! Monika says:

    Come to think of it, Tweet Leveson’s ideas. Now THAT would be ” Positive “

  20. 20
    alexsandr says:

    ‘Is a person who uses a Twitter a Twit, just asking.’

    no, a twat

  21. 21
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    What’s this I’m hearing?

    A small fire at the House Of Commons this morning ?

  22. 22
    alexsandr says:

    er. what’s twitter? does it matter?

  23. 23
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  25. 25
    BBC Commentari says:

    We support squatter rights unless they try to squat in our holiday homes in which case the police should arrest them

  26. 26
    Mandy's right hand man says:

    #nochance

  27. 27
    SP4BS says:

    Hypocrite. I bet you squat in anyone’s vegatable patch without caring in the slightest. I know your sort.

  28. 28
    twatters rights says:

    I’m being positive about the fact that you’re a wanker.

  29. 29
  30. 30
    twatter's rights says:

    Saying that, and getting into the spirit of things, you ARE one of the good guys.

  31. 31

    Vegetable patches are for planting with seed.

    Perhaps your misspelling was intended to be done thus:

    Vagitable

  32. 32

    I am not a Christian.

    Thank Christ.

  33. 33
    smoggie says:

    No, such a person is a member of the Twitterati

  34. 34
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Isn’t this thing just publicity for, and trying to put a positive spin on, Twitter?

  35. 35
    SP4BS says:

    I’m getting the impression that you really aren’t a cat after all.

  36. 36
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    I thought that tomato tasted funny.

  37. 37
    open your heart on positve twitter day says:

    On the premise that you should try anything once, I think you should give it a go, it may be an eye opener.

  38. 38
    Ah! Monika says:

    Just a burning fuse. Powder wet with all this rain.
    G to try again, on a date to be guessed.

  39. 39
    SP4BS says:

    I object to your attack on christians, when today of all days, so much more fun could be had having a go at mormons.

  40. 40
    Ah! Monika says:

    Neither am I. May the Lord of Lords forgive us.

  41. 41

    I’m all for squatters rights!

  42. 42
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Is that a good wanker?

  43. 43
    Ah! Monika says:

    News
    GOT A STORY? EMAIL: TALKBACK@THE-SUN.CO.UK
    Wash out! We have wettest Prime Minister for 100 years

  44. 44

    With that post, you Sir are an officer and a gentleman, and I would like to align myself, positively, with you sentiments.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Catherine Brogan, from the campaign group Squatters’ Action for Secure Housing, told the BBC: “What we need is to tackle the housing crisis and not criminalise some of the most vulnerable people in our society.”
    Well tell the fuckers to work like most decent people………..

  46. 46

    Yeah – thank God I’m not either.. nor superstitious, touch wood.

  47. 47

    Try everything once EXCEPT folk dancing and incest. I think that just about covers all religions. Except the dancing bit in Helmand Province.

  48. 48
    Ah! Monika says:

    @bernardingham
    Margaret Thatcher was a closet Tory #truthwillout.

  49. 49

    I think this could be the man – at least he says he is:

    jgm2

  50. 50
    Gonk says:

    A boating holiday on the Norfolk Broads with Gordon Brown
    is another staple exception.

  51. 51
    Bradley Wiggins says:

    Hmmm. If I had my right hand amputated.
    I could double my Gold Medals in 2016.

  52. 52
    alexsandr says:

    who was that woman debating on toady just after 8. She was a supply teacher who does not work all the time. Says she is not qualified enough to get a full time job. Mebbe she needs to look at her career choices so she can support herself properly instead of sponging of someone else. or go and live with her mum.

  53. 53
    Twat Central says:

    Turn the volume down.

  54. 54
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I think a tweet that calls Menhdi a TVVAT is a positive tweet.

  55. 55
    Bluebottle says:

    I always thought that Twitter was supposed to be some sort of bastion for good.

    Why does it need a positive twitter day ?

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    About time too & lets be positive about it today!

  57. 57
    Selohesra says:

    I’ll give buggery a miss too – giving or receiving

  58. 58

    it is better to give than to receive – although a nice little reach around never goes unappreciated, I find.

  59. 59
    Taxfodder says:

    Agreed….

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  62. 62
    I cant find my sunglasses says:

    Once a devil dodger always a devil dodger.

  63. 63
  64. 64
    Hey Lordy, pick a bale of cotton. says:

    @pollytwaddle – Piss off you harridan.
    There, is that polite enough?

  65. 65
    Hey Lordy, pick a bale of cotton. says:

    Nor me – thank a fuck (a long time ago!)

  66. 66
    feel good... says:

    .
    .
    positivity is good……
    in other news,
    This Week reports that:

    Twitter users are increasingly buying followers in a bid to boost their online reputations, says The Sunday Times. A number of firms are now catering to the demand for phantom followers, offering thousands of fake profiles for just a few pounds. They say their clients include bloggers, entrepreneurs and aspiring performers.


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