August 30th, 2012

Vaz Visa Trouble

Keith Vaz has been doing the rounds today voicing his concerns over this morning’s decision to ban London Met university from handing out visas to foreign students:

“The way this has been handled is appalling. I am afraid it may damage the reputation of UK as best place in world for overseas students.”

Guido isn’t quite sure how Vaz has the nerve to come on TV to talk about visas. Back when he was a Foreign Office minister in 2001 Vaz was sacked in disgrace after an inquiry revealed he had lobbied the Home Office to give citizenship to the millionaire Hinduja brothers. They had bunged his wife’s company £1,200.

Vis-à-vis visas, Vaz is on shaky ground…


  1. 1
  2. 2
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    He’d make a rather good Mr Toad wouldn’t he.

    “Poop poop”


  3. 3
    Denis McShane's Shed says:

    Oily, sanctimonious little twat.


  4. 5
    Errrr says:

    Blood hell Guido – that’s like saying you’d have a nerve talking about minimum alcohol pricing because you have a previous alcohol-related conviction.

    Seriously, who writes this stuff?!


  5. 6
    john hill. says:

    Odious little creep…the most bent of them all.


  6. 9
    annette curton says:

    Hasta la visa?.


  7. 10
    Newtons laws of corrupt politicians says:

    General rule of thumb: If Keith Vaz speaks out against something then its must be OK


    • 51
      Newton says:

      Although it was a long time ago now – and I’ve moved on a bit, – it was something about attraction being directly proportional to mass? – anyway, – your T Whatsit and E. Pickles must be VERY attractive.


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    fuck the bbc says:



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    Anonymous says:

    The decision won’t harm Britain’s reputation with overseas students. Hundreds of thousands will still come here.

    LMU’s procedures were seriously poor, a Trojan horse for foreign workers!

    Vaz was probably on the take from LM hence his concern!


  10. 15
    Belinda (Age 8) says:

    Granny— What is a Privy Councillor ? It says Keith Vaz is one. Is it someone who shovels shit?


  11. 16
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    *Breaking news*

    Conservatives looking to form a coalition with the Labour party after the next election.

    Dave: ” Ed Millibands party has a lot in common with us, I am sure we could work togeather to help get this country in the heart of Europe and also make it a greener place to live”


  12. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile on home soil, he with fattest ‘little brown envelope’ will get to see “Mr Keith” first – what a hoot, very much like the Hinduja Bros again!


  13. 20

    Why are we suprised my this odoius prat.He should have been ejected from the Commons years ago.Although if you did that,how many MP’s would be left?


  14. 21
    Old Grumpy says:

    “What ME sir? No sir! Nobody told me sir!”………… Well it is a SCHOOL after all!…….. What better than schoolboy responses!


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    Meanwhile in the US of A says:


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    notareargunner says:

    The Vaz Dysentery: Same bastards who murdered 12 lads from the Black Watch, same thieving illegal immigrants that refuse to serve in the Forces just in case THEY get posted to Afghanistan? Bent illegals welcomed with open purses by the Thieves of Westminster. With a magazine of live ammunition, LOAD…Can’t so that, the shit and his entire entourage…TAKE AIM… are lawyers. FIRE…


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    East India Company Wallah says:

    London Metropolitan was noted to be an extension of Heathrow back as far as 2004-When Vaz’s party held power
    Of course importing leftists is what Labour do

    A brief skim through slipperys wiki entry reveals a woeful abuse of position on an almost yearly basis,his reporting of ex-policewoman/commander had echoes of Margaret Hodge and the abuse victim from Islingtons childrens home.What a bastard


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      Is valerie as bad? Does it run/gallop in the family? says:

      Vaz has been sliding up the greasy pole leaving an oily sluggy sludge in his wake.
      Get me some silk cushions (on expenses) hunky Keith.


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    Terrible But True says:


    I fully expect Mr. Vaz will be given an awfully hard time on this during his near daily rounds of the BBC & SKY sofas.

    Won’t he?

    Otherwise one might feel the broadcast arms of the MSM are the ones Leveson should really have been looking into.


    • 41
      annette curton says:

      Somebody but not Leveson, sanctimonious prick.


      • 46
        The Tit in No 10 says:

        Oh I say chaps! I asked for that Inquiry – what?

        And what’s the wattage of renewables toady? – you know chaps – wind, water, sun, biofuel, – all the things that make me and my jolly chums rich, Richer! …. VERY RICH!!!!!


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          The Tit in No 10 says:

          I’m so sorry Mz. Crouton – are you One of Us? – where are your Estates? – got a Wind Farm? – would you have you room for a Wind Fram – or Two? – dashed fine little earners I can tell you!


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    BeeCee says:

    Can anybody pronounce Denis McShane’s real name?


  20. 37
    Col Nut says:

    Vaz symbolises all that is criminal, rotten, and corrupt in British political life. His continued survival in high office is a national disgrace.


  21. 44
    Joss Taskin says:

    Isn’t Keith Vazoline’s sister now an MP ?? #LiborNepotism.


  22. 45
    LET’S COMBINE says:


    VazBottyBullshit with Cream of Biased Bullshit


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    keredybretsa says:

    Would you buy a used car off this geez? Shake his hand and you have to count your fingers afterwards. Unbelievable chubby faced hypocrite!


  24. 53
    Why? says:

    This Heathrow thing. Northolt is only 5 miles from Heathrow. Why don’t they just build a fast rail link between the two?


  25. 55
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, well, well… I thought I’d seen it all about Vaz over the years but I missed this – well worth a read:


    • 62
      Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

      Me old Mum’s MP is “Vazz-i” as he’s known locally…. she won’t have a word said against him..I do try but she and her mates at the care home still vote him in…they think he’s MARVELLOUS….I’ve given up on it.


  26. 56
    Eurolalaland says:

    Spanish leader Rajoy has just said at his meeting with Hollande:
    “Neither the euro, nor the EU will make steps backwards. We’re convinced that Greece will stick to its commitments.”


    • 69
      Mr Rumpy Pumpy says:

      To Mr Rajoy. It is with trusting confidence in your leadership and the courage of the bureaucrats under your command that the European people and I are following the heroic struggle in Brussels.

      In the situation which you find yourself there can be no other thought but to stand fast, yield not a yard of ground and throw every hackneyed cliché and every man into the battle. Considerable shill-economist reinforcements are being sent to reinforce you. Mrs Merkel and Mr Hollande are also making the utmost efforts to send you the means to continue the fight. Your enemy, despite its existence in the reality based community, must also be at the end of its strength.

      It would not be the first time in history that political desperation has triumphed over the bigger economic realities. As to your minions, you can show them no other road than that to victory or death.


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      Soapsuds and bubbles says:

      Do go and read Hatfield Girl’s blog today. Might open your eyes to what is really going on.


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    National Socialist says:

    When are Coulson and Brooks in court? That’s gone very quiet.


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    English Liberation Front says:

    Until Labour are held properly to account for their many crimes against the English you can’t really blame them for demonstrating bare faced hypocrisy. Since the media pretends en masse that they did nothing wrong in the years from 1997-2010 why shouldn’t their leading mouthpieces adopt a holier than thou attitude and lecture those now struggling to clear up the shitty mess they created.

    It will be mildly interesting when they inherit the fruits of their own misconduct in 2015 to see how they lie, deceive, dissemble and misrepresent the situation so that anyone other than they will get the blame, but almost certainly the Tories. After all Labour and the bloody left wing are never wrong and can do no wrong, as they and the media keep telling us.


    • 85
      Invertebrate says:

      Dave is a spineless weakling, he should’ve tackled the biased BBC head on first with all the damning evidence against them and then the boundary changes. But he’s fucked all that up now, Dave’s only option is to let Scotchland go.


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    Thomas from Tonna says:

    The Government might be right about this University but I think the Government’s actions are a bit high handed.

    These foreign students come over here and pay quite fancy fees which are all gratefully received. Then they all need accommodation and how many spare rooms have been let out tax free I wonder.

    Added to that is the day to day expenditure these students make even if it is only visiting a corner shop.

    To tell a third year student he has 60 days to find a new course and possibly lose the cost of one or two years study to boot is a bit much especially when the missive comes from a load of jumped up Eton toffs.


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      English Liberation Front says:

      It was going ok until the last seven words. Besides I think you will find there is more to it than that.


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      Procrustes says:

      London Met have had six months to sort this problem out.

      Is the Border Agency staffed by Eton toffs? I thought New LAbour passed 90% of the legislation around thsi subject?

      Do keep up.


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    Vajazzle = tawdry decoration for a cuпt.

    Vaz should change his name by deed poll immediately. Everyone would know why.


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    joescotus says:

    just read the wikithingy are there no limits for this corrupt fucker?


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    Vazeline® The Slipperiest Substance On The Planet says:

    Slippery by name, inherently slippery by nature, welcome to my world.


  33. 81
    The Right Dishonourable Keith Vaz MP says:

    Brown envelopes anyone?


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    - says:

    Keith Vaz’s voice gets posher every day. It’s more affected than Fukushima.


  35. 87
    Fish says:

    God. All of the turds are back from holiday.

    So far this week we’ve been subjected to Oakshit, Yeo, Harm-men and now Greasy Vaz. Has there ever been such a parade of low life in Parliament?

    Everyone, leave the country before it’s too late.


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    Scotch Bonnet says:

    Could not believe that BBC Scotland last night had newsreader Jackie Bird reporting on the police questioning of her former husband and Screws Editor, Bob Bird.


    • 94
      The Scottish Mafia says:

      The talent pool is very shallow and we aren’t going to let anybody else paddle in it


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    Vazoline says:

    I have no shame and am a person of th utmost integrity. I am here to promote myself my daughter and my dear close friends, Sarosh Zaiwalla, the Hinduja brothers, Ali Dizaei, Baronness Init Uddin. I deserve and am expecting a knightood or elevation to the House of Lords.


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    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    As Vaz is an immigrant, does he not have his own visa coming up for renewal any time soon?


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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Keith Vaz: The next honest quid he makes will also be the first one as well, I shouldn’t doubt! His whole life has been one “Vaz-t” array of just plain general dodginess, hasn’t it?


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    The invertebrate in number 10 says:

    Now I’m back from the hols I’ll be doing some seriously tough talking. We’ll have immigration down to the “tens of thousands”……….soon.


    • 103
      Baby Adolph says:

      Don’t bother. After this Weimar Republic has collapsed, we’ll solve the problem by our tried and tested methods for dealing with undesirables.


  41. 102
    THe Greased Weasel says:

    When I click my podgy little fingers, you will not remember any number between 1997 and 2010.


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    An MP says:

    Most of think he’s an affected slimy character.


  43. 112
    Andrew says:

    Not a Muslim; a Catholic of Goan origin. But the first MP to call for the Satanic Verses to be banned – and therefore a Grade A Arsehole who has only got worse in the 22 years since then.


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    Knave to all says:

    It is clear from the comments that the man is SO loved by all.


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