August 30th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Silly season is drawing to a close so don’t miss out on the latest rumours that threatened to leave Labour stumped.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    Free Turnips!

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  2. 2
    Louise Mensch says:

    It’s always good for a laugh.

    I never miss it.

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  3. 3
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    @on tablets is going to give himself whiplash if he keeps on nodding in agreement to Guido’s threads.

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  4. 4

    Ooooh look!

    Tits…

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  5. 5
    Stevie Wonder says:

    “You are receiving this email because you opted in via Guido Fawkes’ blog. You also gave us permission to sell you into slavery.”

    I missed this bit when i signed up!

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    • 8
      Loungelizard says:

      That’s what they all say…..pick up an oar and go and sit on the bench next to the fat bloke with the pointy beard.

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    • 11
      smoggie says:

      Stevie, didn’t ya see the small print? Are you fucking blind??!

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    • 12
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Shouldn’t you be reffing a football match or something? The reason I ask, I always hear it from all the degenerate punters– “How could a penalty NOT be called? Is Stevie Wonder the ref?”

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    DZ says:

    Clegg is a pair of satin elephant novelty pants complete with furry balls and a trunk

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  7. 9
    the savant says:

    look

    when is pmq s back and why has it been on holiday for such an inordinate period of slime i mean time ??

    i m getting broody

    i e i miss being regularly aurally gangbanged every wednesday by a cohort of politico s who have no compunction whatsoevevr in treating my eardrums as receptacles for verbal spermatozoa

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    • 14
      Nicola Murray for PM says:

      Next Wednesday….but Cameron will be crap and Ed no better…so vote for me…at least I make no secret of my incompetence

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  8. 10
    From Fleet Street to Pentonville : The Rse and fall of the Dead Tree Press says:

    Ah well it was fun while it lasted !

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  9. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Portrait of Guido
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    This original is for sale

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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