August 30th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Silly season is drawing to a close so don’t miss out on the latest rumours that threatened to leave Labour stumped.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    Free Turnips!

  2. 2
    Louise Mensch says:

    It’s always good for a laugh.

    I never miss it.

  3. 3
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    @on tablets is going to give himself whiplash if he keeps on nodding in agreement to Guido’s threads.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Stevie Wonder says:

    “You are receiving this email because you opted in via Guido Fawkes’ blog. You also gave us permission to sell you into slavery.”

    I missed this bit when i signed up!

    • 8
      Loungelizard says:

      That’s what they all say…..pick up an oar and go and sit on the bench next to the fat bloke with the pointy beard.

    • 11
      smoggie says:

      Stevie, didn’t ya see the small print? Are you fucking blind??!

    • 12
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Shouldn’t you be reffing a football match or something? The reason I ask, I always hear it from all the degenerate punters– “How could a penalty NOT be called? Is Stevie Wonder the ref?”

  6. 7
    DZ says:

    Clegg is a pair of satin elephant novelty pants complete with furry balls and a trunk

  7. 9
    the savant says:

    look

    when is pmq s back and why has it been on holiday for such an inordinate period of slime i mean time ??

    i m getting broody

    i e i miss being regularly aurally gangbanged every wednesday by a cohort of politico s who have no compunction whatsoevevr in treating my eardrums as receptacles for verbal spermatozoa

    • 14
      Nicola Murray for PM says:

      Next Wednesday….but Cameron will be crap and Ed no better…so vote for me…at least I make no secret of my incompetence

  8. 10
    From Fleet Street to Pentonville : The Rse and fall of the Dead Tree Press says:

    Ah well it was fun while it lasted !

  9. 16
    Anonymous says:

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



Alexrod says:

It’s money innit.


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