August 30th, 2012

#AskBoris: The Best Questions

Boris has been fielding questions from tweeters this afternoon. Here are some of the best:

https://twitter.com/katemythen/status/241163657910841344

https://twitter.com/thePaulHorner/status/241163718430441474

And finally:

You’ve gotta love him…


22 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 2
    Sir Rodney Effing says:

    Top

  3. 3
  4. 4
    8illy Watch says:

    Will you please go away.

  5. 5
    Louise Mensch says:

    Not quite a legend.

    In fact Boris is toast, Andrew Strauss for Prime Minister.

  6. 6
    Darius Guppy says:

    Where does Stuart Collier live?

  7. 7
    Sprog says:

    It’s the flags. Helps with balance

  8. 8
    Chapati Wallah says:

    Who are you again?…

  9. 9
    Eduardo Cojones says:

    The man is an idiot at a very early age, by the time he gets to be PM he’ll be as mad as a sundial!

  10. 10
    GH says:

    Yobbo vandal Professor Stephen Graham – book available from the Guradian

    Stephen Graham is professor of cities and society at Newcastle University. His latest book, Cities Under Siege, is published by Verso, priced £14.99. To order a copy for £14.99 with free UK p&p, go to guardian.co.uk/bookshop

    Twatt

  11. 11
    Bender watch. says:

    How have you managed to cover up your gay relationship for so long?

  12. 12
    SP4BS says:

    Boris is toast? Everyone loves toast.

    Well, at least put up with it when there’s no alternative.

  13. 13
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Obviously Newcastle is under siege from a marxist beardy professor who ignores the rule of law as it should apply to himself-lefty cock

  14. 14
    rocknrolla says:

    Everyone should google Mia Love and watch her speech from the Republican Convention. You’ll not hear about it from the BBC. Nor will you hear how democrats have been vandalising her wikipedia page with racialist terms.

    If she keeps going don’t be surprised if she is a future republican candidate for president. The democrats are very upset now.

  15. 15
    The Fallen Angel says:

    Ah….finally a politician with the balls to be sarcastic back to his twitter trolls!!!

    Now why didn’t Ed Millipede try that tactic? He might have convinced people that his scriptwriters had a sense of humour….

  16. 16
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    It’s not only Mia Love

  17. 17
    Anorak head says:

    “why are you such a freak?”

    Who spotted the film reference here? (clue 1968, colour & BandW – character being asked was played by Brian Pettifer)

  18. 18
    Knob jockey says:

    once you’ve tried black, you never go back

  19. 19
    the savant says:

    go back to being lady bailiff of stansted airport or wherever to whither thither or yon you have been consigned

    as of yesterday you are a non person

  20. 20
    A Sundial says:

    How dare you!

  21. 21
    twitatwat says:

    What crappy questions. Do gingers have souls¿ yawn. Do Browns have turds that. are Brown.

  22. 22
    Owd Grumpy says:

    He is isnt he ? he will end up leading the Conservatives

    PMQs will be unmissable


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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