#AskBoris: The Best Questions
Boris has been fielding questions from tweeters this afternoon. Here are some of the best:
@mayoroflondon How do you safely use a zip wire without getting stuck? #askboris—
Dan&EmmaCatchpole (@DanEmma2) August 30, 2012
@MayorofLondon do you cut your own hair or pay someone to do that to you? #askboris—
Kate Mythen (@katemythen) August 30, 2012
#askboris I drove down an Olympic vip car lane earlier and got away with it. How does that make you feel?—
Jamie (@Jamie_Dodger_) August 30, 2012
@MayorofLondon would you shag, marry or kill @CherylCole ? #askboris—
Alex Collins (@BalCollins) August 30, 2012
#askboris @MayorofLondon Who would win in a fight between Batman and Yoda?—
Paul Horner (@thePaulHorner) August 30, 2012
#Askboris @MayorofLondon Do gingers have souls?—
Phoxe (@phoxe_de_la_box) August 30, 2012
#askboris How's AAA?—
Alex Wickham (@Wickham_A) August 30, 2012
And finally:
mainly genetic #askboris @LiamLavery1—
Boris Johnson (@MayorofLondon) August 30, 2012
You’ve gotta love him…
Yep, legend.
Will you please go away.
Not quite a legend.
In fact Boris is toast, Andrew Strauss for Prime Minister.
Who are you again?…
Boris is toast? Everyone loves toast.
Well, at least put up with it when there’s no alternative.
Everyone should google Mia Love and watch her speech from the Republican Convention. You’ll not hear about it from the BBC. Nor will you hear how democrats have been vandalising her wikipedia page with racialist terms.
If she keeps going don’t be surprised if she is a future republican candidate for president. The democrats are very upset now.
It’s not only Mia Love
once you’ve tried black, you never go back
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Where does Stuart Collier live?
It’s the flags. Helps with balance
The man is an idiot at a very early age, by the time he gets to be PM he’ll be as mad as a sundial!
How dare you!
Yobbo vandal Professor Stephen Graham – book available from the Guradian
Stephen Graham is professor of cities and society at Newcastle University. His latest book, Cities Under Siege, is published by Verso, priced £14.99. To order a copy for £14.99 with free UK p&p, go to guardian.co.uk/bookshop
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Obviously Newcastle is under siege from a marxist beardy professor who ignores the rule of law as it should apply to himself-lefty cock
How have you managed to cover up your gay relationship for so long?
Ah….finally a politician with the balls to be sarcastic back to his twitter trolls!!!
Now why didn’t Ed Millipede try that tactic? He might have convinced people that his scriptwriters had a sense of humour….
“why are you such a freak?”
Who spotted the film reference here? (clue 1968, colour & BandW – character being asked was played by Brian Pettifer)
go back to being lady bailiff of stansted airport or wherever to whither thither or yon you have been consigned
as of yesterday you are a non person
What crappy questions. Do gingers have souls¿ yawn. Do Browns have turds that. are Brown.
He is isnt he ? he will end up leading the Conservatives
PMQs will be unmissable