Louise Mensch Ex-MP
We shall miss her…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Good riddance!
Shut up, B*lly. At least she’s got some talent. All you do is post non-stop 24 hours a day.
She’s pretty enough, but no doubt she’s a high maintenance complete b*tch who tantrums at the drop of a hat.
for every top totty you would gnaw your own arm off to have carnal knowledge of … someone somewhere is sick of her sh!t!
How true!
good wank job
Silly woman, crap writer, worse MP.
Definately would. She’s got a right f*cking mouth on her but it’s nothing a bit of the ol’ balls deep couldn’t cure.
I’d still shag her silly.
I tantrum, you tantrum, he tantrums, we vomit.
What kind of talent?
I was under the impression she was a talent free zone.
I’m talented at dishing it out and not taking it
Does most of her best work on her back
It’s not 8illy you f*rt. What the hell is the matter with you?
What happened to him, then? I missed that story…
Like a hole in the head !
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/08/28/judicial-watch-cia-preferential-treatment-osama-flick
My new book will be an absolute blockbuster, now Ive got some time on my hands to write it !
Oh My !
reload and fire again.
She’d have have to ave it up the shitter… its a corby thing
And that would be dry!
North South divide, is that dry or moist?
Fuck off Daphne
I won’t. Goodbye to the rubbish.
I would
Useless. Couldn’t decide if she was a socialist or a Conservative. With the occasional flash of fascist.
Good riddance to a terrible, part-time MP.
Also – hot? You guys need to get out more, see the real world.
Most men on here are benders, so what would they know about fucking women?
Now steady on there…
Well, to be fair, most of them are Tories so of course they’re gayists.
It comes from their private schooling.
Reblogged this on ulsterobserver.
Northstead – is that near Banstead (loony bin)
no i believe it s the new name for rampton
It was only ever about the Mensch.
More time to spend with her twits.
Bring back the Chiltern Hundreds – that what I say!
Oops – it is one of the Chiltern Hundreds
Does that mean she’s still on wages (i.e. public money) if so for how long! Just to get her to fuck off eh? The Manor of Bedstead!
I think this salary is higher?
Two pigs and a firkin of ale?
was that not john profumo s hidey hole after chrissie and mandy
…… via the east end schugnizzi home
Well he would say that, wouldn’t he?
I think she is a self opinionated opportunist but you would.
I think many have.
Surely a domme would do the having?
Does the ‘A’ lister [sic] still get a pension?
the A LISTER sounds dodgy ….
is it similar to a medical conditnion
like hep c or its ilk ???
I’m sorry but this is the most sexist thing I’ve seen on this site ever.
You never saw the photo of Chris Bryant in his underpants then?
You’re new here aintcha?
Why on earth would you miss her?
Because she’s fitter than 99% of the British women.
Somehow in her case ‘fit’ does not come hand in hand with attractive, desirable or indeed any other compliment I can bring to mind.
Don’t know why, she has all the attributes for attraction, but somehow it just doesn’t work.
Anyway, I wish her well in her new role, probably a a Murdoch muppet.
oh puhleeeeese!!
she ll skin and bones
give me a good old british bbw any time
at least you can grab the love handles
and they re sooooooooo……….. grateful
Indeed. I got that. but its bloody pointless.
You could go and oggle a barmaid instead. or rustle yourself up some eye candy from elsewhere on the internet.
Funny thing sex-appeal. In the entire sex museum in Amsterdam, the lady with the most sex appeal is the mannequin of an war-time girlie in Royal Flying Corps uniform on the landing just outside the ticket office! And no, I’m not into necrophilia.
Two bottles and I would
Probably her smashing them over my head and using me
Are you typing with one hand again!!
F*** o **
I use a xxl version of one of those drinkinking birds with a flexible beak
I would add more water, at least until early evening?
Daphne, Daphne, don’t say no
Onto the sofa, you must go
Up with your petticoat and down with your drawers
You play with mine and I’ll tickle yours…
if you said she had a beautiful body
would she hold it against you ??
DAPHNE!!!!!!!!!!!!
well
it s better than ” doris” !!!
I wonder what she’s thinking in that photo…
I’ve got to get to the bank before it shuts?
I thought she was pissing off to the states
too subtle for me that one.
yes
via a nice little emolument package from the chiltern hundreds to keep her in hp sa,uce and marmite for the duration
Did she leave Treasury because she could count?
Must be terrible to be able to count in a room full of monkeys on keyboards who can’t…
No. You really won’t. For once Dorries has got it right.
Yes.
Mad Nad should have PMT more often.
Bye and don’t bother coming back, we’ve changed the locks.
I sincerely hope she is of more use to the Manor of Northstead than she was to the Government, however I suspect not.
Indeed I expect a flurry of self-publicity and all the jamboree of an American Presidential Election is about to be thrust upon us.
Is she a bigoted woman?
Hackney Empire this Saturday
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Die, Die, Die
“Top comedians take us through the Thatcher years and have a thing or two to say about today’s political scene.
Starring Arthur Smith with special guests including Hardeep Singh Kohli, Terry Alderton, Tony Slattery and the Iron Lady herself – Spitting Image’s Steve Nallon. An evening of 80s music, from GRAEAE’s Reasons to Be Cheerful band, and hard and fast political comedy.”
This mouse for one will miss her.
hello decameron
are you still a mouse ..??
i thought larry the cat had claimed you for his first kill yesterday .
There is something of the night about that woman and what a fucking night it would be.
Believe you confuse having a loose screw and having a screw loose.
How this creature can admit to an empathy with Twatson is beyond comprehension.
Being into masochism,necrophilia and bestiality it’s not the first time Iv’e been told I’m flogging a dead horse.
wot
like december 1963
with frankie valli and the four seasons ??
Hear, hear. She will indeed be missed unlike mad Nads.
Anyone know how much pension she will receive? Anything near to Paddick’s £60+K?
She might get the winding up allowance, but she’ll have to wait for her pension until normal retirement age. If she even joined it.
like i said above
she ll get the chiltern hundreds allowance
that s worth at least two hundred a day for signing the register and then going home
bit like bunking off school really
only they get paid for doing so …. good innit??
Talk about scroungers.
I assume she only gets the allowance until someone else if appointed. As the Manor of Northstead and Chiltern Hundreds are appointed in turn that requires two more MPs to quit. How about it Cameron? Osborne?
What a total waste of time Louise Mensch has turned out to be. Like maternity leave she has probably damaged the female cause in the work place more than can be imagined.
Give the girl a break.Like me she probably wanted to retire from public life to spend more time with the kids.
i suppose it s comparable to the futility of th total male population cutting off their genitalia just to get one over on the family planners
Gerry Adams MP (yes that Gerry Adams!) is also appartently a Steward of same said ‘patch’, perhaps he might be able to comfort our Daph…now that would be weird
gerry adacms ??
i didn t think we allowed left footers to drink from the grace and favour trough
No he isn’t/wasn’t. He never had to apply for one of the Stewardships in order to resign as an MP because he was never actually sworn in as an MP.
Hurrah!
Such a schoene maedl with that punim! She’s a Mensch, I tell you– wanting to spend more time with her kindelehs! Mazel Tov, Louise– and whilst you’re headed off to the States, could you also take along a few other MP’s we’d be well rid off, so it shouldn’t be a total loss?
whole lotta mensch was it the greeks ??
5 4 3 2 1
no
apparently it was the non gentiles
What does her c’unt look like? Any pics? Women are just life support systems for a c’unt. A lot of them have beef curtains that are revolting.
I asked my biology teacher what the proper name was for that flappy bit of skin around a vagina.
He said”A woman”
yes i agree
and this is borne out through the ages
which is why in every religion there is a betrothal phase during which men were allowed to officially ” look”
if they could not stomach what they saw levt alone envision poking it for the next forty years they were alllowed to “withdraw” from tha arrangement without fear of breach of promise threats .
She shagged better than she politicked.
Silvio, good to see you finding time to drop by here.
Known around Westminster as ‘Loose Minge’ apparently – can’t imagine why.
The woman is clearly intelligent.
She is also very good looking and attractive.
What people find so revolting about her is how she has blatantly used her good looks to get what she wants.
She’s a whore by any other name.
does being a Bailiff give her the right to knock on your door late at night and demand possession of any of your goods and chattels that particularly take her fancy ??
Now that’s how MP’s should look.
Compare and contrast with ‘Rosie Cooper’ Prescot etc.
Waste of skin: move on, nothing to see here.
What an awful blow.
Terrible. She should have finished the job off.
No we won’t
Point of order: does she scoop any sort of payoff or redundancy, and if so is she taking it to the max?
Max Clifford?
200 quid a day apparently from something called the Chiltern Hundreds Allowance (see above re “the savant”). Don’t know if she’s claiming it, probably a trade secret.
Rough trade.
I should very, very much like her to give me a stern talking to, then sit on my face.
Just sharing.
Lots of comments seem to be from frustrated wet-dreamers. or is that dream-wetters.
Good riddance.
Stupid women – Fuck Off!!!!!
Good Riddence!
The Tories are better off without the silly bitch – good riddance.
If they were of the same sex , i would say they were having an affair
It’s such a fucking joke , she can’t hack it as an MP so she is given another made up position so she keeps her nose in the trough and in her case from america !
Fuck them All !
A talentless bint with not two neurons to rub together. Should be thrown down a mine shaft along with Chuckwa Umunna and Priti Patel and Dominic Raab, other talentless dummies in suits.
She is a gorgeous piece of arse.
I see that Fatty Fawkes is upping the stakes in turning into twatty tabloid guido and heeding my suggestion of more tits on here i made earlier. Fatty loves nicking my quotes and ideas like the john inman one about assange.
Anyway back to loulou she had good nostrils and a lovely cupcake which is posh for rusty sheriffs badge. But that was years ago
Decorative enough but is she any good?
would lov it if she took piers morgan job cnn
hes having a slow death at republican convention tonight—painful to watch