August 17th, 2012

Crow at the Cricket


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    Anonymous says:

    What disgusting leeches. You should put warnings on your pictures, Geedough

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    Crow is a seditious and greedy cnut says:

    The design on Crow’s shirt reminds me of something turned sideways….can’t quite place it…

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    Lord Peter Whimsical of Foy says:

    I’m very relaxed about people getting filthy rich.

    I always said to Tony that the union barons and the hard left would come round to our way of drinking, eventually.

    Seems i was right.
    Ohhh..look..its gone 5pm. Glass of sherry anyone?

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    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    What a fucking wanker.

    The dozy fuckers are too fucking thick to realise that this is going to be fucking re-tweeted like you wouldn’t fucking believe under the caption “champagne socialists”.

    Arsewipes the lot of them.

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    M says:

    Working men just enjoying a jolly game of cricket now what’s wrong with that .

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    Andy Coulson's monkey says:

    “Someone goes to the cricket and has a drink.” Jeez it really is the silly season. Reckon Guido is going to have to let WkiGuido go if this the best he can do.

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    M says:

    As long as the working suckers think you’er on their side like us fat cats in the unions you get to guzzle the best champers tally ho comrades

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    Lord Peter Whimsical of Foy says:

    I say..this place is infested with lefty trolls.
    Place smells like the elephant house…shoo..shoo..go back to your great unwashed site on CIF..there’s good fellows.

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    ActuarialChris says:

    Bit of a stretch calling Bob Crowe a worker isn’t it?

    Its probably fine though, he’s more than likely on strike.

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    Top link Driver says:

    Well say what you like about Bob he looks after his union members any train driver would be happy he was earning £145k a year. Better he gets it then some leech running these train companies who gets it from ripping off the taxpayer. Bob wages comes from him members.

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    Moussa Koussa's sockpuppet says:

    CIF being…?

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    Bobs crowing says:

    What makes you think I’m paying for this.. I don’t pay a mortgage so why should I pay for jollies.

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    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    What a pair of useless twats – wouldn’t piss on either of them if they were on fire

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    Forkbender says:

    Haven’t these two got jobbies to go to?

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    Forkbender says:

    I think he is still wearing his pyjama top

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Ask ‘em to explain LBW. Preferably after a few swigs. That should be interesting.

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    Forkbender says:

    If your offering Pete old boy, what, what

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    Pollytwaddle says:

    :comment is free” at the Graun.

    The outfit that pays me £15K/p.a. to write twaddle.

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    Forkbender says:

    E lad a bet tha would

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    Kempston Interface says:

    Why is Crow dressed in pyjamas?

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    PitPony says:

    Well, would you go for a pint at your local Miners Welfare in wearing that frock/shirt?
    He looks a bit of “shirt front” as we say.

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    Nullbymourh says:

    Now we know where Bob’s £145k-a-year salary is going…

    Give me a break, this will be on expenses.

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    Pollytwaddle says:

    Make that:

    “comment is free” at the Graun.

    The outfit that pays me £150K/p.a. to write twaddle.

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    Alf Garnett says:

    Good job it’s just Lords and not polo at Cowdray or Ham. With those shirts, they’d surely frighten the ‘osses.

    Paratweeting twats, the twosome.

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    Enemy of the State says:

    Are they blind? You know when you go through the shop and see shirts that look like targets for Seagulls to shit on, or they were designed by people on really bad drug trips? And you know how you ask “Who the **** would wear that shit?” Well now you know.

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    Sharky says:

    Fine for working men. But Crowe !!!! ???

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    Why is Crowe wearing his pyjamas?

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    Nothing better to do says:

    Guido, do you really think that Bob and Charlie paid for their tickets? They’ll be on expenses or via some dodgy brown envelope job.

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    The Taste Monitor says:

    You want to see him without them?

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    Sharky says:

    plus “expenses” and free tax advice

    not that the Toynbee family trust est 1924, of which Polly is a beneficiary, naturally, should need any.

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    Jimmy says:

    Socialism and champagne? Together? What’s not to like?

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    Greedy Greeny Green Green says:

    Was Tim Yeo anywhere around?

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    Questions About the Good in Bob Crow to Which the Answer is Yes.

    1. …

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    ToonBob... says:

    I doubt the fat twat spent anything ……….. looks like he is obese.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    What a fugly ucking pair of ill- dressed oiks!

    But what else would you expect from ZaNuLieBor rasclats!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    What’s the difference between a cow’s arse and Bob Crow. The cow’s arse is better looking and more intelligent.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Seagulls have shat on those shirts.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    And passes less wind – fat oaf Crowe seems full to bursting with it.

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Cancerous parasites.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Nothing’s too good for the wankers, er, workers, don’tcha know.

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    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Well said Bob. These peasants don’t understand what taxpayer’s money and union funds are really for; idiots. Boaz.

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    A visitor from Neptune says:

    Neerj – morpharkle beepert snadzh grenzahaaahhh – frasklitnich dent.

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    David Cameron says:

    This fat Hunt is one of the reasons that Boris is still Mayor of London.

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    Country Vet says:

    Whenever a cow’s arse is full of shit, it has a crap.

    Whenever Bob Crow is full of shit…no, that doesn’t work. Bob Crow is always full of shit.

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    Champagne Supernova says:

    He’s entitled to do what he wants when he’s on leave is he not?

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    Anonymous says:


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    Guido Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf Fawkes says says:

    Look into my eyes. Focus on the Unions not the government. The unions and not the Government. Repeat ad nauseum.

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    Amaaazed says:

    Bob Crow has a day off and goes to the cricket

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    Bob Crow says:

    Look you Tory Tossers, I was actually working. I heard that man who drives the giant rolling machine to keep the wicket flat isn’t in a union, so I went to try and recruit him. I couldn’t find him today so I think I will need to go back tomorrow.

    It was just a coincidence that I bumped into me old mate Charlie. I think he was working as well.

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    Tolly Poynbee says:

    Whe(e)lan takes anotheer e?

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    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    Listen thee if tha thinks Ah’ve nowt better to do all day than drop-stamp forks for thee to bend th’art very much mistaken.

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    An irate headmistress says:

    Don’t you know yet that the word is n a u s e A m?

    How many more times do you have to be told?

    There is no connection at all with m u s e U m.

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    Slippery Slope says:

    The hypocrisy?

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    One Sheet says:

    We need legislation to prevent trade union leaders from spending their salaries on things that we may want to do ourselves.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is there a Dentist in the house !

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    gripper stebson says:

    a pair of Hunts and no mistake

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    Laughing hangman says:

    Get me some mindbleach, that will give me nightmares

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    Jimmy says:

    Socialism means champagne for everyone.

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    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    Fuck off.

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    Edward the Longshanks says:

    crow is a fat wanker who they used to roll the pitch

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    lojolondon says:

    But – maybe they are proud of being champagne socialists??

    PS Bob – leave the pyjamas at home when you leave the house!

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    Archie says:

    Fucking Champagne Socialists!

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    Archie says:

    Not mad about their outfitters, are you?

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    Archie says:

    Ee, ‘ecky thoomp!

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