August 8th, 2012

Piers Morgan Twitter Troll Takedown

Piers Morgan has spent the last two weeks taking to twitter to troll the Team GB gold medal heroes that, for whatever reason, opted not to sing the National Anthem. As ever at odds with the public mood, Piers even slammed cycling hero Bradley Wiggins. Fortunately one quick-witted tweeter was on hand to put this troll back in his place:



  1. 1
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    Worthy of a retweet – I ‘ll dig it out

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    What a shit.

  3. 3
    Kevin T says:

    Isn’t this the same cu nt who published faked photographs portraying our military as torturers? And now he’s moaning that someone who didn’t sing the National Anthem is unpatriotic?

  4. 4
    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    Morgan’s a complete twat

  5. 5
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Have pity on Piers Morgan,he’s a fanatical Supporter of Arsenal Football Club.

  6. 6
    keredybretsa says:

    Nice one Twiggo!

  7. 7
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Nothing new here then….hands up those who didn’t already know Morgan was an arse*ole and self righteous cnut?

  8. 8
    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    Morgan trolls f**king EVERYTHING though doesn’t he?
    If the weather’s ‘trending’ on Twitter that fat-necked mirror-botherer wades in up to the waist with his self-important ‘wisdom’, although I’m sure it’s nothing to do with him trying to keep his profile up in much the same way an inner-city youth tries to keep his jeans up eh?
    The man’s a weapon’s-grade irritant, a kind of ‘noughties’ version of Jonathan King, I wish he’d just die, no, seriously, I really wish he would.

  9. 9

    Wouldn’t want only part of one…

  10. 10

    Thought that’s what he was doing on CNN…

  11. 11
    @SAHDandproud says:

    Isn’t he donating money to Great Ormand Street for every TeamGB person he sees singing GSTQ?
    I’m sure he thinks this is a selfless and charitable act but there’ something wrong with people giving money to charity under conditions isn’t there?

  12. 12
    Piers M says:

    Hi guys, sit on my cock and tell me that you love me, me, me!

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Treason is meant to be punishable by death

  14. 14
    The last Quango in Paris says:

    I also loved the way this week that Piers made an error saying ‘get your binoculars our’ instead of ‘out’ to Lord Sugar (not sure e noticed) then deleted it and corrected it! Bit of a schoolboy error for someone who spends an awful lot of time correcting everyone else!

  15. 15
    OnBenefits says:

    Piers Moron represents much of what is wrong in this country and indeed the world. Dodgy financial dealing, and a sacking for the false photographs, but still he manages to get a TV career here and in the US. Isn’t it time the world just ostracised these people?

    Clarkson was right to twat him.

  16. 16
    Phoney B£iar says:

    Cooooeeeee. Not any more!

  17. 17
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    A superb tweet from Colm Quinn.

  18. 18
    Piers Moron says:

  19. 19
    David Cameron says:

    I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS.

  20. 20
    YorkshireLad says:

    Who the FH does Morgan think he is??

  21. 21
    Stronzo says:

    Singing the anthem is a modern thing. In the good old days you stood upright and kept respectfully silent while it was played.

  22. 22
    YorkshireLad says:

    Strains of KP here…another tosser

  23. 23
    % says:

    Do the Irish not know how to spell Colin?

  24. 24
    Technomist says:

    Moaning about Peirs Morgan is like moaning about the weather: its something everybody can agree on at the bus stop.

  25. 25
    OnBenefits says:

    Moron knows his money’s safe.

    But I still want him off TV.

  26. 26
    Patriot says:

    Either that or you belted it out. What you didn’t do was mumble and blub.

    Incidentally, why do we give posies of flowers to male athletes? Wouldn’t they rather have a drinking horn or something?

  27. 27
    Better quality pic says:

  28. 28
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oh, for Christ’s sake, I’LL sing God Save The Queen if it will shut up that self-important idiot! He may not enjoy my Rod Stewart-like ravaged voice, but hey, we’ve all got to makes sacrifices, yeah? (And Piers: How many cheques have you cut Great Ormond St Hospital in your life, prior to this “challenge”? Not saying you haven’t done, you’re just a lot better known for Comic Relief, which tells me something there. Send GOSH some dosh regardless!)

  29. 29 says:

    The thing about singing the National anthem is that it has only become recently fashionable to sing it. I don’t blame anyone, including the Welsh and Scots, for not singing it. Morgan is just a stupid, ignorant prat.

  30. 30
    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    If the fucking arsewipe wants to give money to Great Ormond Street he should just fucking go and do it without the fucking need for some half-fucking-arsed fucking “challenge” that gives the fucking cheesedicked fucking fat fucking self-important fucking jizzmop an excuse to fucking boast and fucking pontificate on fucking Twitter.

  31. 31
    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    Clarkson didn’t fucking hit him anywhere near hard enough.

  32. 32
    Drew SW London says:

    Troublingly, HM The Queen NEVER sings the words – Piers should give her a good talking to about patriotism.

  33. 33
    NeverRed says:

    Isn’t he related to Alistair Campbell. They both should have been aborted.

  34. 34
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Morgan’s wife Celia Walden is both beautiful and intelligent – it is a mystery how she endures what must be the embarrassment of her association with this idiot. I notice that her articles on life in LA never mention her husband, quite understandable.

  35. 35
    Meatspin made me dizzy says:

    Something to give the little woman when they get home to her. Well, it makes a nice break from the washing up and ironing.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    calm yourself fucking down fella ;)

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Oh i dont know which of those are more reprehensible !

  38. 38
    Piers Morgan's arselicker Derron Brown says:

    Don’t worry Piers, I will grass the wee shit up.

  39. 39
    Pundit Too says:

    If that reply is taken as quick witted then I am definately on the wrong planet.
    Where is Sirius IV?

  40. 40
    Anon E. Mouse says:

    The unfortunate aspect of all this is that his show, and CNN itself are hemorrhaging viewers which chould bean that Piers could soon be back in the UK. We should really start a ‘Save Piers Morgan’ campaign to prevent this.

  41. 41
    Pundit Too says:

    Where are those pesky little rascals then?

  42. 42
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    What a pathetic excuse for a man.

  43. 43

    what a complete knob he is. How does a man with the mental agility of a small soap dish get so much airtime

  44. 44
    Anon E. Mouse says:

    That’s a bit harsh, what have soap dishes done to deserve that ?

  45. 45
    Old Grumpy says:

    Wiggins, like many other athletes at presentation ceremonies, has been in the throes of recovery, after extreme exertion.

    Like many other recovering athletes, he has not sung along with the National Anthem………..


  46. 46
    larry grayson says:

    no wonder wenger supports mercy killing.

  47. 47
    Business Cat (specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Having children is a crapshoot. You really can’t control how they turn out at this level. My sister has four, three normal and one lefty raving loon.

  48. 48
    Expat Geordie says:

    Agreed. But when standing upright, hearing your national anthem, you might be in no condition to sing. Watched Chris Hoy last night and he was desperately trying not to blub as GSTQ was being played.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Headline: Total Shit Revealed to be Total Shit

  50. 50
    Gizasmum says:

    Probably because he would rather have been listening to Caledonia

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    They weren’t fake!

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    What a complete and utter knob jockey!! talks about charity when he is living a lavish lifestyle that most others can only dream off built on media smears all apparently in the name of good journalism. What a parasite!

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    yes they where! idiot

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    *were not where – learn the difference

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Piers, is that you?

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t suppose Bradley Wiggins cares whether it’s quick witted or not. And that’s precisely what makes him so cool.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Bradley Wiggins. Possibly the coolest man on earth.

  58. 58
    C U anon says:

    Agreed. Fucking off to America was the only patriotic thing he has ever done in his life. Like Alan Davies, Clive Anderson and most of the other celebrity gooners he is unspeakably smug.

  59. 59
    John says:

    How are those audience figures doing Piers?

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