August 2nd, 2012

Boris Challenges Putin To Strip To the Waist and Fight


68 Comments

  1. 1
    BoJo says:

    Would kick ass!

  2. 2
    Klaus says:

    “We want the politicians’ Olympics”

    Careful what you wish for. Probably end up with Ken Clarke and Yvette Cooper playing beach volleyball.

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Boris wants the politicians “stripped to the waist”.

    Probably safer for Boris to strip no further.

  4. 4
    Frederick says:

    Boris is a clown.

  5. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who wants to see me strip down to my y-fronts?

  6. 6
    William Vague says:

    Sounds like fun

  7. 7
    The religion of peace and morality says:

    The jailed leader of a Rochdale sex ring has received a further term of 22 years for 30 child ra*e charges.

    Shabir Ahmed, 59, of Oldham, was one of nine men convicted of sex offences against children at Liverpool Crown Court in May.

    He was not named at the time because he faced further charges, but was jailed for 19 years.

    Ahmed was convicted at Manchester Crown Court in June of ra*ing and sexually a*using a girl for more than a decade.

    His sentence will run concurrently with the earlier one.

  8. 8
    Easier to just show it here says:

  9. 9
    rick says:

    A highly intelligent clown. Unlike, say, the Mentalist.

  10. 10
    annette curton says:

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    RasPutin wrestling against Billy Hague could be watchable……..for about half the 10 seconds it lasted.

  13. 13
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Yes, dear. I’ll bring the pliers.

  14. 14
  15. 15
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    On the grounds that the offences were not committed concurrently, why should the sentences be ?

  16. 16
    Eric Pickles says:

    I would be good at that!

  17. 17
    Butch Coolidge says:

    That is good stuff. We should have hired him to do the Olympic show, not Danny Boyle.

  18. 18
    Not that I give a shit says:

    I wonder how tAt’s blog is coming along.

  19. 19
    Mr. Nobby Pickens, Acacia Ave. UB9 says:

    Another one of life’s little mysteries.

  20. 20
    the cunt that always says:

    I’ll grab some popcorn.

  21. 21
    Hugh Janus says:

    O/T, but Coe and his cronies, including our ‘Olympics Minister’ (was there ever a more ridiculous so-called job) have not one shred of sympathy for those businesses struggling to survive in a double-dip recession (soon to become a depression) and one them even thought it funny that they had frightened a lot of people into staying away from London. Never mind the alleged £16bn bonanza we were promised; Coe appears to have the reverse-Midas touch:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9446171/You-should-have-seen-it-coming-Olympics-minister-tells-empty-shops.html

    Insufferable prats.

  22. 22
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Language, dear, or you’ll be next.

  23. 23
    A taxpayer says:

    I thought he was being a little reticent there. Not a word about the Guardian’s tax dodging.

  24. 24
    AC1 says:

    Boris to win by a nose. A huge schnoz!

  25. 25
    Guardian Reader says:

    WACIST!!!

  26. 26
  27. 27
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    How about a pie-eating contest– you, Tom Watson, Diane Abbott, Lord Prescott and various and sundry other north-of-twenty-stone pol’s?
    CAUTION! Those with weak stomachs had better not watch, though…

  28. 28
    HICOG says:

    I wonder how all those businesses that had to relocate before the bulldozers arrived are getting on?

  29. 29
    Too Long..... says:

    Yawn!!!!

  30. 30
    Chris Bryant says:

    Me me me!!!

  31. 31
    Way too long..... says:

    That’s what I thought.

  32. 32
    Ramadamadingdong says:

    No just a pile of shite

  33. 33
    UKIP.i.am says:

    I’d rather see Louise Mensch stripped to the waist fighting.

  34. 34
    Ed B says:

    Nah. Clarke hasn’t got the buttocks for it. My little wifie, on the other hand. Or both hands…

  35. 35
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I quite enjoyed it, dear. Do we win something?

  36. 36
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Does Boris realise that Putin has a black belt in judo?

    If Boris does have to challenge another politician then he should think about Sarkozy. Be a popular move too.

  37. 37
    SP4BS says:

    Sarkozy has retired.

  38. 38
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    To prove a point.

  39. 39
    SP4BS says:

    Boris Mania.

    In more plain language: you are all bloody crackers. Boris too.

  40. 40
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Hollande then :)

  41. 41
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Over 9000 readers thanks

  42. 42
    SP4BS says:

    When you see him start with his shoes and socks, start worrying.

    Hasn’t he said he’s against “top down” approaches?

  43. 43
    Not that I give a shit says:

    Really?

    Link?

  44. 44
    Mornington Crescent says:

    But not against ‘bottom up’…

  45. 45
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    ……but quite interesting.

  46. 46
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Best of a bad lot

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    What about a pie eating contest and then a wrestling match between them, 10 round, 2 submissions or a ko, with a especially constructed reinforced ring

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Why , is he developing man boobs

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    He is no great bueaty himself

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    before correction “beauty”

  51. 51
    jgm2 says:

    The latest homage…

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Who would you like a match with Willy

  53. 53
    The religion of piss and morbidity says:

    They love a bit of kiddy fiddling them muzzies.

  54. 54
    A taxpayer says:

    So why were they telling people in Leyton to invest on the basis of an increased footfall of 80,000 people past the council-run Olympic Market? Pure hogwash.

    http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/wfnews/9849599.LEYTON__Traders_suffer_as_Olympics_turns_area_into_a__ghost_town_/

  55. 55
    Cheese Lover says:

    Is Putin still licenced to kill? Or did that expire when he unexpectedly found himself President?

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Coe has got the Midas touch, but it is only for him. What did they care it wasn’t them losing money, by the time folks have battled to get to the games, watched whatever they had tickets for, and then made their way back to their digs, they probably hadhad enough, away things are too expensive in London.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Now that could be a bit of useful bit of investigative journalism that Guido ould get his teeth into.

  58. 58
    jgm2 says:

    Boris is a natural cage-fighter. Have you ever seen him play football? Psycho Pearce has nothing on Boris…

  59. 59

    Tell you what, he is far more in tune with ordinary people than most politicians.

  60. 60
    Fight Night says:

    If you strip Putin bare from his team of ready to hand assassins and thugs. strip him to the waist and pitch him in a fair fight with BoJo, Putin’s going down.

    He’s all puffed up steroid KGB nonsense backed up only by the above.

  61. 61
    Double Oh Prefix says:

    It’s by proxy now, clean hands and all that.

  62. 62
    Double Oh Prefix says:

    No, that’s photo shopped, turn your screen upside down for a more realistic depiction of events.

  63. 63
    Kannot Get Boris says:

    The smart money would be on our boy!

    Look at the way he handle that zip wire, that shows the best public school training that a Dad’s money can buy!

  64. 64
    The Golem says:

    OK, quite interesting but it doesn’t belong here.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll make an exception for Gloria del Piero.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    i think that scr.otum hernia boris picked up yesterday after the vi.ctoria park disaster has fi.nally pushed a testicle all the way through his sinuses and into his brain

  67. 67
    erm... says:

    outwardly jovial, sharply intelligent, flirty.
    internally? sensitive to darkness of life.
    tremendously ambitious. meant for the world stage….possibly.

  68. 68
    erm... says:

    .
    boris wants to annhilate. He is into death…rebirth…the dark stuff. quite fearless.
    #interesting.


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