August 2nd, 2012

Boris Challenges Putin To Strip To the Waist and Fight

Vladimir Putin will be Dave’s guest of honour at the judo this afternoon, and London’s Mayor couldn’t resist having his say as Boris Mania goes international. At least he didn’t challenge the PM to a duel, yet…

Video courtesy of ITV.

68 Comments

  1. 1
    BoJo says:

    Would kick ass!

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  2. 2
    Klaus says:

    “We want the politicians’ Olympics”

    Careful what you wish for. Probably end up with Ken Clarke and Yvette Cooper playing beach volleyball.

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    • 16
      Eric Pickles says:

      I would be good at that!

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      • 27
        Tay King-dePisse says:

        How about a pie-eating contest– you, Tom Watson, Diane Abbott, Lord Prescott and various and sundry other north-of-twenty-stone pol’s?
        CAUTION! Those with weak stomachs had better not watch, though…

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        • 47
          Anonymous says:

          What about a pie eating contest and then a wrestling match between them, 10 round, 2 submissions or a ko, with a especially constructed reinforced ring

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    • 34
      Ed B says:

      Nah. Clarke hasn’t got the buttocks for it. My little wifie, on the other hand. Or both hands…

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Boris wants the politicians “stripped to the waist”.

    Probably safer for Boris to strip no further.

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  4. 4
    Frederick says:

    Boris is a clown.

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    • 9
      rick says:

      A highly intelligent clown. Unlike, say, the Mentalist.

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    • 67
      erm... says:

      outwardly jovial, sharply intelligent, flirty.
      internally? sensitive to darkness of life.
      tremendously ambitious. meant for the world stage….possibly.

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  5. 5
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who wants to see me strip down to my y-fronts?

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  6. 6
    William Vague says:

    Sounds like fun

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  7. 7
    The religion of peace and morality says:

    The jailed leader of a Rochdale sex ring has received a further term of 22 years for 30 child ra*e charges.

    Shabir Ahmed, 59, of Oldham, was one of nine men convicted of sex offences against children at Liverpool Crown Court in May.

    He was not named at the time because he faced further charges, but was jailed for 19 years.

    Ahmed was convicted at Manchester Crown Court in June of ra*ing and sexually a*using a girl for more than a decade.

    His sentence will run concurrently with the earlier one.

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  8. 8
    Easier to just show it here says:

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  9. 10
    annette curton says:

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  10. 12
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    RasPutin wrestling against Billy Hague could be watchable……..for about half the 10 seconds it lasted.

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  11. 21
    Hugh Janus says:

    O/T, but Coe and his cronies, including our ‘Olympics Minister’ (was there ever a more ridiculous so-called job) have not one shred of sympathy for those businesses struggling to survive in a double-dip recession (soon to become a depression) and one them even thought it funny that they had frightened a lot of people into staying away from London. Never mind the alleged £16bn bonanza we were promised; Coe appears to have the reverse-Midas touch:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9446171/You-should-have-seen-it-coming-Olympics-minister-tells-empty-shops.html

    Insufferable prats.

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  12. 28
    HICOG says:

    I wonder how all those businesses that had to relocate before the bulldozers arrived are getting on?

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    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      Now that could be a bit of useful bit of investigative journalism that Guido ould get his teeth into.

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  13. 29
    Too Long..... says:

    Yawn!!!!

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  14. 31
    Way too long..... says:

    That’s what I thought.

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  15. 35
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I quite enjoyed it, dear. Do we win something?

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  16. 36
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Does Boris realise that Putin has a black belt in judo?

    If Boris does have to challenge another politician then he should think about Sarkozy. Be a popular move too.

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  17. 39
    SP4BS says:

    Boris Mania.

    In more plain language: you are all bloody crackers. Boris too.

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  18. 46
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Best of a bad lot

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  19. 59

    Tell you what, he is far more in tune with ordinary people than most politicians.

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  20. 60
    Fight Night says:

    If you strip Putin bare from his team of ready to hand assassins and thugs. strip him to the waist and pitch him in a fair fight with BoJo, Putin’s going down.

    He’s all puffed up steroid KGB nonsense backed up only by the above.

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  21. 63
    Kannot Get Boris says:

    The smart money would be on our boy!

    Look at the way he handle that zip wire, that shows the best public school training that a Dad’s money can buy!

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  22. 64
    The Golem says:

    OK, quite interesting but it doesn’t belong here.

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  23. 66
    Anonymous says:

    i think that scr.otum hernia boris picked up yesterday after the vi.ctoria park disaster has fi.nally pushed a testicle all the way through his sinuses and into his brain

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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