Vladimir Putin will be Dave’s guest of honour at the judo this afternoon, and London’s Mayor couldn’t resist having his say as Boris Mania goes international. At least he didn’t challenge the PM to a duel, yet…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Would kick ass!
Boris to win by a nose. A huge schnoz!
I’d rather see Louise Mensch stripped to the waist fighting.
“We want the politicians’ Olympics”
Careful what you wish for. Probably end up with Ken Clarke and Yvette Cooper playing beach volleyball.
I would be good at that!
How about a pie-eating contest– you, Tom Watson, Diane Abbott, Lord Prescott and various and sundry other north-of-twenty-stone pol’s?
CAUTION! Those with weak stomachs had better not watch, though…
What about a pie eating contest and then a wrestling match between them, 10 round, 2 submissions or a ko, with a especially constructed reinforced ring
Nah. Clarke hasn’t got the buttocks for it. My little wifie, on the other hand. Or both hands…
Boris wants the politicians “stripped to the waist”.
Probably safer for Boris to strip no further.
When you see him start with his shoes and socks, start worrying.
Hasn’t he said he’s against “top down” approaches?
But not against ‘bottom up’…
Why , is he developing man boobs
I’ll make an exception for Gloria del Piero.
Boris is a clown.
A highly intelligent clown. Unlike, say, the Mentalist.
outwardly jovial, sharply intelligent, flirty.
internally? sensitive to darkness of life.
tremendously ambitious. meant for the world stage….possibly.
Who wants to see me strip down to my y-fronts?
Yes, dear. I’ll bring the pliers.
I’ll grab some popcorn.
Language, dear, or you’ll be next.
Me me me!!!
Sounds like fun
Who would you like a match with Willy
The jailed leader of a Rochdale sex ring has received a further term of 22 years for 30 child ra*e charges.
Shabir Ahmed, 59, of Oldham, was one of nine men convicted of sex offences against children at Liverpool Crown Court in May.
He was not named at the time because he faced further charges, but was jailed for 19 years.
Ahmed was convicted at Manchester Crown Court in June of ra*ing and sexually a*using a girl for more than a decade.
His sentence will run concurrently with the earlier one.
Start your own blog.
I wonder how tAt’s blog is coming along.
Over 9000 readers thanks
Really?
Link?
On the grounds that the offences were not committed concurrently, why should the sentences be ?
Another one of life’s little mysteries.
They love a bit of kiddy fiddling them muzzies.
That is good stuff. We should have hired him to do the Olympic show, not Danny Boyle.
I thought he was being a little reticent there. Not a word about the Guardian’s tax dodging.
WACIST!!!
http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/4488807/head-of-user-experience-and-design-for-bbc-news/
He is no great bueaty himself
before correction “beauty”
The latest homage…
RasPutin wrestling against Billy Hague could be watchable……..for about half the 10 seconds it lasted.
O/T, but Coe and his cronies, including our ‘Olympics Minister’ (was there ever a more ridiculous so-called job) have not one shred of sympathy for those businesses struggling to survive in a double-dip recession (soon to become a depression) and one them even thought it funny that they had frightened a lot of people into staying away from London. Never mind the alleged £16bn bonanza we were promised; Coe appears to have the reverse-Midas touch:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9446171/You-should-have-seen-it-coming-Olympics-minister-tells-empty-shops.html
Insufferable prats.
So why were they telling people in Leyton to invest on the basis of an increased footfall of 80,000 people past the council-run Olympic Market? Pure hogwash.
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/wfnews/9849599.LEYTON__Traders_suffer_as_Olympics_turns_area_into_a__ghost_town_/
Coe has got the Midas touch, but it is only for him. What did they care it wasn’t them losing money, by the time folks have battled to get to the games, watched whatever they had tickets for, and then made their way back to their digs, they probably hadhad enough, away things are too expensive in London.
I wonder how all those businesses that had to relocate before the bulldozers arrived are getting on?
Now that could be a bit of useful bit of investigative journalism that Guido ould get his teeth into.
Yawn!!!!
That’s what I thought.
No just a pile of shite
……but quite interesting.
I quite enjoyed it, dear. Do we win something?
Does Boris realise that Putin has a black belt in judo?
If Boris does have to challenge another politician then he should think about Sarkozy. Be a popular move too.
Sarkozy has retired.
Hollande then
To prove a point.
http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2012/07/26/1226436/225978-russia-judo-putin.jpg
No, that’s photo shopped, turn your screen upside down for a more realistic depiction of events.
Is Putin still licenced to kill? Or did that expire when he unexpectedly found himself President?
It’s by proxy now, clean hands and all that.
Boris is a natural cage-fighter. Have you ever seen him play football? Psycho Pearce has nothing on Boris…
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boris wants to annhilate. He is into death…rebirth…the dark stuff. quite fearless.
#interesting.
Boris Mania.
In more plain language: you are all bloody crackers. Boris too.
Best of a bad lot
Tell you what, he is far more in tune with ordinary people than most politicians.
If you strip Putin bare from his team of ready to hand assassins and thugs. strip him to the waist and pitch him in a fair fight with BoJo, Putin’s going down.
He’s all puffed up steroid KGB nonsense backed up only by the above.
The smart money would be on our boy!
Look at the way he handle that zip wire, that shows the best public school training that a Dad’s money can buy!
OK, quite interesting but it doesn’t belong here.
i think that scr.otum hernia boris picked up yesterday after the vi.ctoria park disaster has fi.nally pushed a testicle all the way through his sinuses and into his brain