August 1st, 2012

It’s Boris Mania!

Cameron has gritted his teeth to comment on Boris’ high-flying success:

“If any other politician anywhere in the world was stuck on a zip wire it would be a disaster. For Boris, it’s an absolute triumph.”

Apparently “London is very lucky” to have him. He couldn’t sound more like he doesn’t want him…

Yesterday the Sun reported of the Mayor:

“In a surprise visit to the beach volleyball in Horse Guards Parade, he also patented the “Boris wave”. He tried to get the 15,000 crowd to do a Mexican wave but his initial effort prompted everyone to stand and throw their hands up at the same time.”

Today he’s reached even greater heights. Tomorrow?


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Boris is a one off and legend.

  2. 2
    SP4BS says:

    “Mania is a state of abnormally elevated or irritable mood, arousal, and/or energy levels. Mania is a criterion for certain psychiatric diagnoses.”

    You said it, not me.

  3. 3
    hugorudd says:

    Boris is Bane.

  4. 4
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Not really; I believe he is to change his name to Silvio Strauss-Johnson in honour of his heroes.

  5. 5
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I really am loving your naivety. One, outside London Boris has no hope. Two, Cockermoon is going nowhere, so no vacancy, and finally, best Boris can hope for is Tory leader in 2016 ( in opposition ). I doubt if he would even consider it.

  6. 6 says:

    Guido doesn’t seem to realise that Boris is worth a million votes for Cameron. Why would Cameron not want to have Boris as his court jester?

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    Kebab Time says:

    BTW, I’m Boris’s love child and I claim my £15,000.

  8. 8
    Dr. Henry Freud says:

    Moon? meaning a beautiful szing of ze night or ze anus.

    I see. Ruff.

  9. 9
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Bonkers is a great court jester – the problem comes if he gets bigger ideas.

  10. 10
    HIGNFY says:

    Boris is loved everywhere you jerk.

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    I can't believe it's not Thursday says:

    Big, blond, bonking bimbo.

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    alexsandr says:

    A week is a long time in politics

    After the olympics, when all the hype has gone and the analysis of the LOCOG failures (empty london, empty seats, zil lanes, protection of sponsors ‘rights’ etc) then all will not be so rosy…

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    Selohesra says:

    Well I only jerk in my bedroom and the office toliets – so Boris can’t be loved very much

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    MAD FRANKIE HANDLEMYCOCK son of Cod! says:

    I’m gonna stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger, ‘cos that’s the kinda guy I am.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Such a delicate way of putting it. You mean he has screwed around in a huge number of different places?

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    Dave says:

    The fact that Camercon has said this only confirms that our political elite “and I use the term lightly” are fully aware of the low levels of esteem at which the general public now value them. DC is right, for any other politician this would have been a disaster and yes for camp Boris yet another triumph. Boris is human and has made some big mistakes, Ken Bigley being probably his biggest error and yet he is loved. He is loved for his passion, his sense of humour his drive and his patriotism, he is basically loved for being everything a modern career politician isn’t!

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    No he aint. You See Naivety

    He doesnt seem to be doing much work these days

  18. 18
    HIGNFY says:

    Who the fuck are you, Moussa’a boyfriend?

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    Boris Johnson says:

    I suck banker cock.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Right; so that’s about £30 million Bonkers owes in child support.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Somehow I don’t see people queuing up to have their photographs taken with Red Ed or Call Me Quisling Dave.

  22. 22
    Boris Johnson says:

    Oops! I meant: I suck! Bankers rock!

  23. 23
    Ken Livingloon says:

    You’re talking about me you fucking wanker.

  24. 24 says:

    Thanks to Boris there was a huge swing to the right today.

  25. 25
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    A man of science I see – recreating the experiment that produced George Osborne.

  26. 26
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Helen McIntyre reckons it’s quite small – oh sorry, misunderstood.

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    Hang The Bastards says:


    It’s Cameron that is worth a million votes for Boris !

  28. 28
    Moussa Koussa says:

    We are laughting at him — Not with him !!!!

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    Hon. Fiorello LaGuardia, Mayor, New York City (1933-1945) says:

    Everything Boris knows about how to be an effective politician, despite being a comical figure, he learned from studying me. Ed Miliband please note, and profit from Bozo BoJo’s example.

  30. 30 says:

    No need for you to act as the court jester.

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    Hahahahahahahaha!! says:

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    Ed Blue Balls says:

    No surprise that ol’ Shit Fawkes has his tongue right up Johnson’s bumhole. I mean for all his protestations otherwise he’s a pro-bankster Tory twat.

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    will says:

    better Boris than ken livingstone, thats why i voted for boris. At least he seems to be enjoying himself and making a good impression for london as mayor. would ken attract investment for london in the way that boris would.

  34. 34
    Computer Repairman says:

    Is your computer still under warranty?

    You seem to have a recurring problem with your ?, ‘ and . keys.

  35. 35
    Ed Blue Balls says:

    Very true. When the bread has all been eaten, and the circus has packed up and fucked off, the national dose of Valium will quickly wear off.

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    Sigmund Freud says:

    When ze patient refers to ze cockermoon he is truly refering to his anus blowing bubbles after a zexual encounter.

  37. 37
    Jimmy says:

    “Today he’s reached even greater heights. Tomorrow?”

    Belongs to him?

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    Pssstht!! Do you want to thee my blank theet of paper?

    One day, I hope to write a polithy on it. Who knowth, perhapth two polithieth.

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    Anonymous says:

    He would have to prove it with a DNA test

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    retardEd Miliband (runner-up in the Labour leadership contest) says:

    Pssstht!! Do you want to thee my blank theet of paper?

    One day, I hope to write a polithy on it.

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    Dr Freud says:

    You are a first time poster again. You must be so proud I bet it’s painfull.

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    The Office Of Boris Johnson says:

    “Today he’s reached even greater heights.Tomorrow?”

    Boris has been chosen to be the guest to “fix” LIBOR.

    As good as it gets for BoJo.

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    Mind number says:

    I think I must be the person in the country who is not interested in the olympics.

  44. 44
    Dr Freud says:

    Kettle calling Tom Watson black?

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    Dr. Henry Freud says:


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    Gooey Blob says:

    Opposition? You appear to be under the misapprehension that Ed Miliband could win an election and become Prime Minister. Frankly, the majority of ordinary Labour party members didn’t even want him…

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    keredybretsa says:

    The Camergoon Show hates being upstaged from a REAL master of his craft.

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    Ken Livingston says:

    If I had become mayor, by now every building would be a mosque, every tower a minaret, every girl would be genitally mutilated (on the NHS). Londónistan would be a beacon of Islám!

    You damn fools! Look what you’ve missed out on! You could have had all this and more!

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    I type with my toes says:

    For over 20 years, at Athens’ height, the city was dominated by the aloof, ‘Olympian’ figure of Pericles. A magnificent orator with a reputation for scrupulous honesty, Pericles deepened and extended the reforms that Cleisthenes had set in motion some 50 years before.

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido, you lampoon David Milliband for skipping on the pavement whilst eating a banana, but when Borus gets stuck on a sliding wire and waves his legs about he is lauded and given accolades, for being a splendid chap. How many have managed to get stuck on a sliding wire?

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    Only 11 days 04 hours 38 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:


  52. 52
    Dave (Windmills on my Mind) says:

    Not a problem. I’ll just keep on talking tough and making promises and hope that nobody notices that nothing ever happens. This government lark is easy – it’s just like PR.

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    Anonymous says:

    Was that the cause of his funny walk?

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    I type with my toes says:

    Soon in single figure of days. Yay!

  55. 55
    Gooey Blob says:

    Here’s a better idea: Take that blank piece of paper, write “PTO” on both sides, then hand it to Ed Balls for 3 years while Alistair Darling gets on with setting out your economic policies.

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    Sally Bercow says:

    I’d have a pull on his zip anytime.

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    Fuck the Olympics says:

    If everything’s gone to plan then a lot of people are not in the country for precisely that reason :

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Clearly the BBC is not impressed, that can be the only reason that Huw Edwards just performed oral sex on Ed Miliband just now on News 24.

    What the fuck is the BBC doing giving Miliband a 10 minute party political freebie? wasn’t last Friday’s 3 hour one enough?

    Cam-moron and Boris have official roles, neither are being political, so why does the BBC feel the need to wheel out the two eyed mong?

  59. 59
    Wotta Tossa says:

    We will see the Nativity at Christmas.

    P.S. Christmas is the festival in December that you’re trying to have banned.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Let us not forget under whose watch LOCOG was set up!

  61. 61
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    That’s enough to drive a bloke to celibacy.

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    Welcome to London says:

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    Uncle Matter says:

    You see, dearest, it’s all to do with the Beeb’s obsession with political correctness, inclusiveness, gender equality, diversity, cohesion and all that stuff.

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    Anonymous says:

    There a lot more folks who couldn’t be bothered with the London Olympic games, even folks with free seats cannot be bothered to attend, it’s all about reflected glory,policitians hoping that if the athletes win they will kudos out of it and the mob being whipped up to a frenzy, the BBC has gone mad with their broadcasts with commentators shrieking in to the microphone, I will be glad when it is all over.

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    Only 11 days 04 hours 22 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    If you have Excel, here’s a great way to get into the Olympic spirit:

    in cell A1 put “27/07/2012 21:00:00″ (the date/time of the start of the opening ceremony)
    in A2 put “=now()-a1″ (the difference between now and the start of the ..)
    in A3 put “=9000000000/16″ (format this as currency; the cost of the games / number of days)
    in A4 put “=A2*A3″ (format as currency; the cost of the games from opening ceremony to now).

    Keep pressing F9 to see all the money burning away! I make it about £5,000 per second.

    and so on.

  66. 66
    genghiz the kahn says:

    and trying to help the handicapped.

  67. 67
    not a machine says:

    Well first golds, bit of fun and celebration seems the right thing .

    meanwhile Monti says yes to esf banking licence Bundesbank says no , Giethner says it will be a long term job to sort euro ……

    BOE gets economists to admit they got it wrong , Tom Keene memorbale Blancheflower Interview “you know is it you guys and your PHD economics that is to blame” really does seem wrong to have pulled his show from air shortly afterwards , any chance of a special for tommorow post Draghi ???……

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    The one on the left looks like Willy Hague, for some reason his face has been burred

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    And of course who is in charge of LOCOG

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    not a machine says:

    Feel sorry that Huw has forced the Welsh speaking to having to endure that Eds a winner , get him drug tested ….

  71. 71

    The crowd get to their feet. They are doing the ‘Boris Wave’ and lustily signing “Rule Britannia.”

    A seated old man in a brown raincoat and scarf, holding Taxation for dummies and with a ‘VOTE KEN in 2016′ badge on his lapel, puts his head sorrowfully into his hands.

    As Cameron gets into his Rolls Royce Osborne asks,

    “Do you still think you can control him, Dave?”

  72. 72
    David Minibanana says:

    How many people would have the strength of character to listen to Milibandwagon Minor for more than three minutes without lapsing into a coma ?

  73. 73
    David Minibanana says:

    Boris for Prime Minister !!!!

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    I type with my toes says:


    I want to capitalise on Grauniadista guilt. So I propose the following addition:
    In A5 put “=A4/(65.45*52)” (format as integer. This is the amount of dole seekers who could have received benefit for the amount what was pissed away. Heading towards a million. Well done Tony!

    Always politically incorrect :-)

  75. 75
    Biased Broadcasting Crap says:

    I will wait for the next tube thanks.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Sigh. I don’t like sporty things. I live far,far away from London.

    Bugger.I’ve forgotton my point. Tosses in a bit of Latin & blond highlights.Well I would if I knew any.

    Oh yes.Does any of this matter?

    Sum est faterium bollixi.

  77. 77
    Archer Karcher says:

    Hitler was a socialist Jimmy, get over it.

  78. 78
    Which way is the buffet car? says:

    The one on the right looks like a frotteurist

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    Boris Mania says:

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    Boris For Privy Councillor says:

    Life is unfair. Get over it.

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    Geronimo says:

    Photography steals the soul. Why have your picture taken with soul-less suits?

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    Boris Mania says:

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    from the litter tray....., says:

    Sorry for not joining in today. Seriously wankered myself last night. Might have been a personal best. Or worst. Keep up the good work x

  85. 85
    London says:

    But could he ride a zip wire?

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    I type with my toes says:

    Of course not!

    He will become der obergropingführer.

  87. 87
    AC1 says:

    It’s not too bad though. The more they wheel out Millband the more people see of him, and we know what that does to his votes.

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh Dear a politician who can laugh at himself and appe@l to the common man!

    cameron’s days are numbered.

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    Jag älskar dig says:

    Saw. Really frustrating wasn’t it? Left sth there 4 u after < . Hope you saw it. Must sort this prob out. Will not be beaten , neither will you x

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    I type with my toes says:

    You can type pea quite freely now, nell.

    Welcome back and hope you had a great cruise!

  91. 91
    nellnewman says:

    Yes ThankU . Except I hadn’t banked on all that water that made the ship rock especially over Biscay!

    Are you sure about the pea word?

  92. 92
    nellnewman says:

    Well amazing – it works!

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    I type with my toes says:

    Oooo! You got me worried now :-)

    Pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea, pea.

    Yep. Seems OK!!!

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    Du och jag says:

    Thank you x

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    I type with my toes says:

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    Same old same old says:

    Steady on chap!

    Boris isn’t in a position to fuck up the nation’s finances, which means he secures a special place in the heart of British society, for a politician at least.

    If he ever became P.M the nation would turn on him quicker than you could say “Whiff-Whaff”

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    Jimmy says:

    Compared to you lot perhaps.

  100. 100
    Fish says:

    Yes, but in the UK people are actually allowed to leave the country – and hundreds of thousands always do during the school holidays

  101. 101
    annette curton says:

    No need to get pea sick any more?.

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    annette curton says:

    Euro-pea-ns suck.

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    P e e S t a i n s says:


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    Gaston says:

    Cameron is looking more like Ted Heath by the day. Means well, started well, wobbled into failure.

    Any other politician [imagine McDoom!] caught stuck up a zip-line would be in full-out spin damage control – but Boris wins applause. Even better, Boris has the happy knack of saying Thatcherite things to modern audiences without frightening them – indeed they seem enchanted by a character who beams out “Me? It’s all a bit of laugh because I don’t really give a give a fck what the chattering classes think about me, mate.”

    Boris for Prime Minister!

  106. 106
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    Hallelujah !!

  107. 107
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Thanks for posting that.

    We should all be periodically reminded of just what a massive c unt Gordon Brown was, and is.

  108. 108
    Colin the Meek says:

    Christ some of you people should stop wasting your lives posting shite on the internet and go outside.

    I presume the whiney list of “LOCOG failures” includes organising a fantastic Olympics. Sad.

  109. 109
    Percy Thrower says:

    And about time too.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    The only tube you get with Willie Hague is one of KY.

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    charming and offensive says:

    You gotta laugh. I LOVE this mental assylum !!!

  112. 112
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Asylum, dear?

  113. 113
    annette curton says:

    What’s an assylum?.

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    Tin Can Cam – just being kicked down the road and rattling along - making stupid rattling noises says:

    I say you jolly chaps!! Have you noticed my jolly super PR appearances and speeches? No? . . . oh! Those jolly chaps in Brussels have – they want me there!!!

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    toba ennaid says:

    yo am makain wid da ray cyst an da raycyst pees! – than sho as sho yo’ll be a makin wid da ryce – an den all da hell break looz!!

  116. 116
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is it an anagram, dear?

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    Anonymous says:

    “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”

    Adolph Hitler. (Jimmy)

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    Only 11 days 02 hours 24 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    That is also scary!

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    A um - just bumming around and smelling like a pooov says:

    o darling! but we will hav bum sex tonit won’t we? – why wait? – let’s do it here in the car park! lust is so now don’t you think?

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    ykk says:

    Its not the first time Boris has had trouble with his zip.

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    annette curton says:


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    Only 11 days 02 hours 19 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    They’re f*cking welcome to you.

    Just imagine it, though – DC gets a job in Brussels (not just any job; the big important job for which he’s always been destined, the one that’s far more important than PM) and oh bugger me, Britain withdraws from the EU. Un P45 pour David..

    Heh heh heh.

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    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, mate. Probably a typo. We all get assylumps from time to time don’t we, sunshine?

    Must motor – I’m rigging the aerial runway for Boris’ arrival at the swimming on Friday.

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    The Golem says:

    That reminds me, I need to stock up on vegetarian sausage and beans.

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    annette curton says:

    Twenty feet up, you’ve got to be impressed.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Does he require the pliers, dear?

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    therapy doesn't get much cheaper than this says:

    Seems to me that..

    a) you’re already in asylum….or
    b) you will be pretty soon.

  128. 128
    Genevieve says:

    a) Not sure
    b) I’m already impossibly pretty

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Boris is one of the very few politicians that I don’t want to see dangling from a length of wire.

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    ykk says:

    I now realise that Boris Bike could be either a euphamism for one of his ever-willing ladies or possibly a cockney lady who likes other women.

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    Crimes, folliies and misfortunes of mankind watcher says:

    Boris is distantly related to George II but the English monarch he most reminds me of is William IV who ‘restored the popularity of the throne [ after a certain George had made it decidedly unpopular] , but not its dignity.’

  132. 132
    Professor Brian Cox-Nadal says:

    Planet Earth is the asylum.

  133. 133
    Jimmy says:

    Read a fucking book. Seriously.

  134. 134
    4 skins and a rude boy says:

    We’ve all been there haven’t we, Elsie?

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    The Golem says:

    In any case, I suspect Boris’s appeal tends to fade out north of Luton, so he may not get the chance to complete the EU’s political and economic agenda for what’s left of the country.

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    they don't like it up 'em says:

    Who can forget Boris giving it to the Hun?

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    anonymous says:

    Can u hear my noddle thinkin , honey ??

  138. 138
    Schroeder says:

    Indeed ! One of life’s little ironies.

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    Marion the cat says:

    short, succinct and to the point, BOLLOCKS YOU TWAT, Boris is widely well regarded and hoped for as a political leader, everywhere in the country, so stop making up things you have no real hope of knowing.

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    Personally I am learning lots from the schoolboy errors our government are making, so when I become grand supremo I hopefully wont make such silly cock ups. I mean, come on, basic human nature and this countries social cohesion have been ingored. We are tipetoing down the road of extremism.

    It is just a sad fact, as reported on Panorama, Dispacthed and on the BBC News website this week that what the government keeps claiming bears no relation to reality at least with regards to disability reforms. Well done those companies for standing up for the marginalised minorities. Seems that the worms are turning and that decency is returning to the media and good on them.

    Dave chasing money is the fastest route to darkness known to man. Do you want to be remembered as the prime minister who illuminated this nation we share or the one who led this country into extremist darkness? Bad news for you you are already well on the way there.

    That said, and this is the funny thing, I do agree with you, things do need to change, but you really have gone too far too fast and this country is paying a very heavy price for it. With an economic recovery you might just have got away with it.

    There were alternatives. And the longer it continues the more Panorama and Dispatches programs will show your policies for what they really are and not what you claim them to be. The difference is there because of your speed and your lack of accounting for human nature.

    Schoolboy errors in a bid to make things work within a political timeframe. But society and economics dont follow political timeframes Dave.

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    Stretch Marx says:

    +1 from this moniker.

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    David only-doing-this PM-job-for-a-bet Cameron says:

    I support Burnley FC, you know.

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    ahem says:

    The clue is in the name Jimmy. It’s no good socialists trying to airbrush this out of history. They’ve done a bloody good job of it so far, but the more intelligent of us are on to them, and you.

    National Socialists

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    Mr. Nobby Pickens, Acacia Ave. UB9 says:

    I was wondering where that scratching noise was coming from.

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    Marion the cat says:


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    Elwin says:


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    Expat Geordie says:

    As an economics graduate I soon discovered that economics is a false science. We had lectures explaining why economics is a “science”, yet my degree is a BA.

    In the early 1990’s we had lectures explaining why fixed exchange rates in the form of the ERM were such a wonderful thing, yet when I had my graduation ceremony five months after my finals, only 3 of us had jobs (out of 70) because of our membership of the ERM.

    Economic History was an OPTION in our first year, which was only studied by 10 of us. It should have mandatory. Then the idiots would learn about the gold standard and Bretton Woods, and wouldn’t repe@t the mistakes of the ERM by wanting to join the Euro.

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    doctor kildare says:

    More like a clunking sound, then the boing! of a spring going, followed by a deathly silence.

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    Davidian, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    I went to Burnley once. What a fucking dump.

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    D Lister says:

    The one on the right looks alarmingly like Duane Dibbley.

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    Not me guv! says:

    Pregnant already? We only did it for the first time last week!

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    I must get round to removing that rather silly moniker.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I often take counsel with my potty.

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    Gordony Brian says:


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    quick sniper says:

    I’ll get around in.

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    bloke in an peaked hat says:

    Shall I introduce you to the Egress ?

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    Not me guv! says:

    round round get around
    I get around

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    Not me guv! says:


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    I never said I woz a human , darlin . :- )

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    Not me guv! says:

    Neither did eye ♥

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    500 miles away from Lundin says:


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    where did it all go fucking wrong? says:

    Farage vs Blair, an historical perspective.

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    9 o'clock news says:

    i spose… <

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    fuckety fuck says:

    You can get treatment for Tourettes now you know.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I thought of you when a read something about a ewan bum fluff face wanting to go into politics.

    Na.Couldn’t be you. Not pissed enough & ugly.

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    joanna public says:

    *BOOOS the Universal Hiss moniker*

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    Alan Mullet says:

    I’d be very careful if I were you, Universal Hiss. I’ve seen her cut people in two without even opening her mouth.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Proof personified that, regardless of my customary impassioned soundbites, the British people got royally shafted and I got filthy rich. #theliborparty

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    AC1 says:

    Tell you what.

    “If the lack of charity offends thee, Reach into thine own wallet, not others.”

    Psalm Boris 1:1 The parable of the 120 Million murdered by Marxism.

  172. 172
    AC1 says:


  173. 173
    AC1 says:

    >As an economics graduate I soon discovered that economics is a false science.

    Economics IS a science. It’s just that science and university are now strangers! Just look at the AGW bollocks.

  174. 174
    AC1 says:

    Jimmy doesn’t like it pointed out that National Socialists and International Socialists differ only in the way they pick the groups to be rounded up and shot based mainly on what their parents did.

  175. 175
    AC1 says:

    Strong willed, fighting to avenge a wrong, with lovely ladies around him? It’s an interesting film although the ending is scrappy in more than one way…

  176. 176
    genghiz the kahn says:

    It is the Olympic champion pocket billiards player.

  177. 177
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Is it one of those that tinkle when you do a tinkle?

    Ask Nurse Botha to remove the batteries and plug it into the National Grid.

  178. 178
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    >some of you people should stop wasting your lives posting shite on the internet

    … he said, posting shite on the internet :-)

  179. 179

    I do AC1. When I can I buy food etc for homeless people. Including for their dogs. At least then I know it is going to food and not drugs etc.

    If I ever became rich I suspect that I would fund a lot of work in the homeless field.

  180. 180
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Is that why he wants an airport named after him?

  181. 181
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Of course he could; was well known for it. Evidently the benefits of a classical education passed you by. I blame Labour.

  182. 182
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    FFS genghiz, watch yourself!

  183. 183
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    If the homeless were really hungry, they’d eat their dogs. Nutritious and tasty with it (see King Rat by James Clavell; or ask any Korean. When a Korean shows you a dish of meatballs and says “These are the dog’s bollocks” he’s not kidding.)

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    I have my head in my hands everytime I look at Blair's resume. says:

    I’m not sure what I find more infuriating, the utter drivel spewing out of St. Blair’s mouth or all of the europhiles clapping along in admiration

    Oh how foolish they all look now. I suppose the one good thing that can come out of this euro crisis is that they can no longer shield themselves with political soundbites and they must now face the economic realities of this disastrous euro experiment.

    I have an unfortunate feeling that day won’t come any soon.

  185. 185
    Not that I give a shit says:

    WTF’s Silman’s first name, then??

  186. 186
    Osric Testacles says:

    Sad miserabilist Daily Mail small winkle shite. Odd how the lemon suckers on the right and the left come together to tap away on their keyboard with faces screwed with negativity and despair.

    Me, got a smile on my face, enjoying the Olympics, living in the present day and only popping on here once in a while to remind myself how utterly sad one folk are.


  187. 187
    Huh? says:

    Try Steve.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Wrong again.

  189. 189
    Professor Brian Cox-Nadal says:

    I have an unfortunate feeling that things can never get better.

  190. 190
    Saffron says:

    Would I support Farage against that war crimminal Bliar,yes I would Bliar and Slotgob are the dregs of British society.
    How the hell we managed to elect this tosser is beyond me.
    In fact British politics is now so riven with greed and personal interests that it is a joke.
    When oh when are we going to wake up to the fact that we are being taken on a ride compliments of the BANKSTERS of this country.
    There has to be an end story to what is going on,what that is I don’t know,but it does not seem good to me.
    Do we have a government right now, absolutely not,wavy Davy needs to get his act together big time,will he absolutely not.
    Is Davy boy for England no he is not,and to me any person who is not for ENGLAND is in my book a TRAITOR.

  191. 191
    9 o'clock news says:

    blimey – we could have run with that!

  192. 192
    Google Earth Mother says:

    Does he still live in Northwood?

  193. 193
    9 o'clock news says:

    never left, so I’ve heard.

  194. 194
    Phil says:

    It seems like only yesterday that the BBC and the whole media was saying London will be gridlocked during the Olympics and now that it isn’t that’s fucking terrible too.
    Call me old fashioned but you cannot have it both ways either it’s fucked because you cant move or it’s fucked because it’s empty. Fleet Street and the BBC are beginning to sound more like the libor party every day by using a two faced argument which, for any sort of crediblity, is predicated on the mistaken belief that that public are too thick to realise what they are saying.

  195. 195
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    But he has had to decline as he is organising the end of games ‘bonka bonka’ party.

  196. 196
    daveyone1 says:

    Reblogged this on World4Justice : NOW! Lobby Forum. and commented:
    Don’t get stuck Boris!

  197. 197
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is there a remedy for hyperactivity yet, dear?

  198. 198
    9 o'clock news says:


  199. 199
    Chad Wackerman says:

    Yes, Elsie. It’s called death.

  200. 200
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I had no idea Cameron was a seriuos competitor in the sport of cuckolding his friends.

  201. 201
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Indeed; I believe he even invented the tandem zipwire with Anaxagoras. He was also the worlds greatest golfer until Kim Jong Il.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:


  203. 203
    chevvy says:


    to the levy

  204. 204
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Most blokes. It would probably take castration to have that effect on Bonkers.

  205. 205
    Ewaname says:

    Fuck me. The Spectator is following me on Twitter. Haven’t they got anything better to do?

  206. 206
    Minnie Kampfer says:

    Ooooh, touched a raw nerve Jimmy? I have taken you up on your suggestion and just read a book, a history one. ‘Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei’. Turns out they were indeed socialists! Inconvenient truths hey Herr Jimmy.

  207. 207
    chevvy says:

    u is famus

  208. 208
    Kay Skytart says:

    You’re not Twitter are you, E?

  209. 209
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Beats me how economics can be called a science (and I did it as a minor). I never came across a single economic theory which met Popper’s test of falsifiability.

  210. 210
    chevvy says:

    will u still lick me after ur famous , darlin xx ?

  211. 211
    The tower of Peasa says:

  212. 212
    Uncommon Knowledge says:

  213. 213
    AC1 says:

    Ah you give the homeless money so they can buy drugs and make themselves worse off.

  214. 214
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Boris has one quality which would be of benefit as PM – he’d be so busy screwing anything in a skirt that he wouldn’t have time to interfere with the running of the country.

  215. 215
    Ewaname says:

    Of course! Have I got to get famous again, then?

  216. 216
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  217. 217
    Peasant Watch says:

    You do know that it is only filthy rich Billionaires who are the ones living up there watching down on you Diana?

  218. 218
    NOT Silman says:

    u told me twice was nice

  219. 219
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    It certainly rices up to an enormous height

  220. 220
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Nonsense. Farage might take up aerobatics.

  221. 221
    AC1 says:

    It depends…

    Ricardo’s Law of Rent is rather sound.
    dPrice = dDemand / dSupply seems to hold reasonably well.
    If you punish it you get less, and if you reward it you get more seems rather.

    There do seems to be ecoonomics dept fads such as marxism then keysianism then MMT which do seem to prosper despite being falsified.

    You can do an economics degree and never hear of Mises, Hayek or the Austrian school. Which does lead me to think they’re not teaching economics.

  222. 222
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Tony, Ed, Ed2 and I are intensely relaxed about people getting filthy rich.

  223. 223
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Get real, Diane. You love the Shard because it looks like a BM’sC, all 15,000 rock-hard inches of it!!!

  224. 224
    WVM says:

    As syrup of figs go that one sat on top of Charles Hill’s head is fucking atrocious, it wants taking outside and shooting.

  225. 225
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Rather like that Olympic structure unofficially known as “Boris’ erection”.

  226. 226
    AC1 says:

    In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

    Some guy who based his dystopian books on his BBC experience.

  227. 227
    Nurse Botha says:

    I’m laughing without understanding why, dear.

  228. 228
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Very good! Nice little pastiche of Cabaret there Bill. “The sun on the meadow is summery warm….”

  229. 229
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Do you mean genitally mutilated as opposed to genitally molested on the BHS (Bonkers Herpes Service).

  230. 230
    BBC mincing queen says:

    We are not happy, today three more honkey’s won gold medals. This is not what we want to see, we showed the world last week that Britain is now a clone of Kabul and Tehran, so we need more ‘bruvvers’ from the hood to show the honkey’s how it’s done.

    Also the crowds were terrible, awfully posh and white, we’re going to start to pixelate them out or get Danny back (bung him another 24 million) to turn the honkey crowds into the mujahedin.

  231. 231
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Rears up like her arse does when the pies come out of the oven and she tucks in.

  232. 232
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    15,000 rock-hard inches of dark penis, dear.

  233. 233
    Peter says:

    Seems she likes High Rice buildings.

  234. 234
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    And the film memorabilia market is easily served; just use up all those left over cabbage patch dolls.

  235. 235
    Ewaname says:

    @ Skytart: I do have an account that’s sleeping.

  236. 236
  237. 237
    Bogeyman says:

    Boris is the greatest living Englishman.

  238. 238
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    It was in fact an omni-shambles. The 97,000th omni-shambles this week under a nasty, vicious Tory-led Coalition.

  239. 239
    ENGLAND says:

    Here’s hoping B£iar takes up high wire tap dancing. Blindfolded. On balsa wood stilts.

  240. 240
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    The bbc are the Libor party.

  241. 241
    9 medals down, 39 to go says:

    Enjoying the Olympics as well as Guido’s irreverent blog and even the window lickers’ comments. One does not exclude the other.

  242. 242
    Jimmy says:

    Looks like the Glen Beck fanclub’s here tonight.

  243. 243
    Weygand says:

    Sorry but to many who live outside the metropolis Boris represents the egotistical, morally repugnant financial disequilibrium which distances London not merely in mileage but in values from the rest of the UK.

    And, of course, he only narrowly beat that other metropolitan human catastrophe Livingstone by a whisker.

    Were Boris ever to be leader of the Tories it would mean that even a God forsaken arsehole like Red Ed might be PM – mind you either of them would produce a revolt up Noth which would make Syria look like Jeux sans frontières – which in a way it would be.

  244. 244
    Kentucky Fried Babies says:

    …and don’t forget the baby eating, they can’t get enough of them!

  245. 245
    £1.3 Trillion says:

    Thanks Gordo!
    Wow, what a good old fashioned socialist that man is!

  246. 246
    WVM says:

    Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea, Pea.

    Thank good God! I needed that!

  247. 247
    666 = Number of the Blair says:


  248. 248
    Crystal Ball Material says:

    A very interesting listen, I recommend it’s worth an hour of your valuable time.

  249. 249
    Another Engineer says:

    Gordon Brown tested quite a lot of it to destruction…

  250. 250
    Another Engineer says:


    Yup, I guess the Olympic truce is with us…

  251. 251
    Another Engineer says:


    Yup, I guess the Olympic Truce is upon us!

  252. 252
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    This has to be the funniest politcal clip ever. Even better than Kinnochio falling in the English Channel.

    I love it.

  253. 253
    Another Engineer says:

    Or nоt

  254. 254
    P.T. Barnum says:

    I used to charge for that: “This way to the Egress! Only 10c!”

  255. 255
    Lies Lies Lies and more lies says:

    Sky is reporting that plastic carrier bags take a thousand years to degrade. No they don’t. Left in the sun they take less than six months, stored in a shed less than two years, put on the compost heap never see them again.

  256. 256
    Diggers Nick says:

    Just like mine

  257. 257
    Every Blockbusters Contestant says:

    “I’ll take a pea, Bob…”

  258. 258
    Boris Johnson says:

    “Tomorrow belongs…to me”

  259. 259
    Lefty bolocks makes us all poor says:

    That 1,000 year story has to be bollocks. Otherwise they’d be bloody everywhere. hanging from trees all over the place.

    I had one stuck in a tree in the back garden. that packaging plastic about 6m long. After a few months it was gone. I never got it down it was a 100ft up. No one from t’ut council did neither.

  260. 260
    Professor Graham says:

    UV radiation and oil troughing bugs ensure that placcy bags last less than a couple of years. The story is pure Bull Shit

  261. 261
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Boris is a Cock !
    But not as big a Cock as Camoron !

  262. 262
    not a machine says:

    Economics is a science ….. perhaps but dont you need good ones ?

    In my day we had a thing called work study , it helped in one sense in gaining better costing , but then my understanding of ecnomics was based around evaluating technological improvements . I helped commison a brand new process plant in the 80s, it was a marvel , reduced price of product . 20 yrs later product now made by company in EU and factory closed 400 jobs gone .
    I dont beleive in state aided companies as such , but the way manufacturing was damaged by the last lot to get low inflation and invest oversees on banks return , was a betrayal to the working class . How ironic that under Labour , I know they werent good as products sometimes and were hopelessly asailed by union demands , Rover went for a £1 having had brand new lines put in by government and LDv was sold to russian company and then closed. Just like that , Labour even managed to get our army kit made oversees let alone call centres …. lying shits

  263. 263
    Tachybaptus says:

    Polythene decomposes quickly when exposed to the air and sunlight. It doesn’t decompose in landfill, because the anaerobic conditions more or less mummify everything. But whatever happens, this very chemically simple plastic doesn’t give off toxic by-products. (Unlike PVC, which is pretty horrible in this respect.) It causes more of a problem when it gets into the sea. As it decomposes, it breaks down into shreds which, although inert, can choke birds and fish.

    Polythene is made from oil. It can quite easily be turned back into oil. There is a pilot plant for doing this in Washington DC. There is a strangely slow, wordless 11-minute video of the process at

    which you might enjoy if watching paint dry is your idea of an evening’s entertainment.

  264. 264
    I don't think so says:

    Yes but how is this Eco Green Bull Shit stopped?

    Surely the Government will tell the truth?

  265. 265
    not a machine says:

    I perhaps am worried that if by the time NN arrives does a report on todays ecnomic briefings , theres still a huge unexplained bit , bloomberg useually carry full briefings . I would imagine most people will just want to keep on with Olympics and enjoying UK fest . If its got that much future wonk factor they will no doubt be in hurry to clarify matters at EU level , noting that supporting the euro is different to sorting it all out in a beleivable and verfiable way . Very late in the day for this , but its there party , told us to but out enough times , be nice leader of communists explain it away ….lol I forgot the communists have some of the top jobs …..

  266. 266
    Flatuance says:

    A thousand years? I Challenge anyone to produce an intact plastic bag that was made even ten years ago.

  267. 267
  268. 268
    FYI says:

    Plastic bags have only been around since the Thirties, so no one knows how long they last. But scientists estimate they take 400 to 1,000 years to vanish. Some are designed to turn into carbon dioxide, water and compost within a month or two – but only in a composter. Chemicals in some bags, particularly the inks used in printing, can leak and cause poisoning or turn into noxious compounds if burned. In the oceans, they can survive intact for years. A recent Greenpeace report found that one remote area, called the Pacific Gyre, a whirling current, contained more than a million items of plastic microdebris in every square kilometre of ocean surface.


    Only 5% of us recycle bags. UK facilities are so limited that about 100million a year are shipped back to China. There, they are shredded, melted and turned into plastic beads. The dyes and inks in bags do not make them harder to recycle – but they turn the plastic grey or black. The beads can be used to make new bags. Plastic bags are cheaper than paper bags, but may be worse for the environment. Four times as much energy is used to produce them and 85 times as much to recycle them, the US. Environmental Protection Agency says. But paper takes up nine times the space of a plastic bag at landfill. And paper bags are four times more expensive.

    Read more:

  269. 269
    Ava Banana says:

    6 days so far and on each day some new embarrassing cock up for LOCOG broadcast worldwide for all to see. Only another 10 days or so to go, so what else can possibly go wrong? As someone who from day 1 did not want this waste of our hard earned cash, I see nothing but pleasure in viewing the red faces all over the place trying desperately to put a brave spin on it all. Bojo’s antics are not going to be quite enough to pull the LOCOG chestnuts of of this particular cauldron.

  270. 270
    Hale Seezar says:

    One of my ancestors knew his cousin Pythagoras

  271. 271
    Ben E Fitt says:

    We know what he does for his votes, but what does he do for his scrotes?

  272. 272
    The voting public says:

    We must get round to removing that ridiculously silly twat from no. 10.

  273. 273
    W Raleigh says:

    Tesco developed plastic bags that broke down so fast you were lucky if you could get your purchases back to your car without them spilling all over the ground.

  274. 274
    Archer Karcher says:

    You win the prize for the biggest amount of pure bollocks in one post. Congratulations.

  275. 275
    Arghh says:

    “inveigle”, not heard that before…! It’s the main action of a Politician, inveigling is?!

  276. 276
    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    Old “Gidders” must be as sick as a parrot…not only isPlan A bombing and the UK economy on brink of triple dip;his cunning plan to boost growth is fucked;nobody is spending money in central London and now Boris is positioning himself to return to HoC and take over Tory leadership !!!

  277. 277
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    Boris is Icarus!

  278. 278
    Grollace says:

    They should have made Boris Bikes compulsory at the Velodrome.

  279. 279
    a non says:

    You will be suggesting next that tomorrow Saint Tone is planning to run as King of Europe and the day after Emperor of the world.

  280. 280
    Dave says:

    Go Al-Qaeda!

  281. 281
    Dave says:

    Oops! I’ve confused the little people, havent I!

    I meant, Al-Qaeda are freedom fighters for democracy in the glorious Arab Spring, but to the little people in Britain Al-Qaeda is the manufactured bogeyman we use to take away all your rights, justify a totalitarian police state and blame for all security-state false flags. Hope that’s clear now! Toodle pip!

  282. 282
    Dopey Dave says:

    Yes, I know I said I’d bring down immigration and it’s actually gone up. Yes, I know I said I’d sort out housing benefit and it now costs more than ever. Yes, I know I said I’d reduce the number of civil servants and their numbers have increased. You thickos don’t understand the difference between a promise and an aspiration. Chiiiiiiiiiiiillaaaaaaaaaaaaxe.

  283. 283
    Raving Loon says:

    Boris passes the “who would you rather have a pint with?” test.

  284. 284
    Alan Ruffbadger says:

  285. 285
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Sky News !
    An Italian who wins a gold medal receives £116,000 from their government
    An American who wins a gold medal receives £15,000 from their government
    A Brit who wins a gold medal receives a picture of a stamp from their government

  286. 286
    SP4BS says:

    I can’t quite believe its “easily turned back”.

    Presumably its some form of the well known “catalytic cracking”, but it sounds messy with a starting material like plastic. Perhaps thermal cracking at 1000C would do the trick. Thats got to be a pretty fancy setup too.

  287. 287
    Nullbymouth says:

    There fixed it for you …

    Sky News !
    An Italian who wins a gold medal receives £116,000 from the ECB
    An American who wins a gold medal receives £15,000 from their government
    A Brit who wins a gold medal receives a picture of a stamp from their government

  288. 288
    SP4BS says:

    Sounds OK to me.

  289. 289
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I would really like the dopey fuckwit just to remove all the benefits enjoyed by the jocks welsh and paddys
    Like free university , free prescriptions , free care for the elderly etc We seem to becoming second class citizens in our own fuckin counrty
    Not to mention the Immigrunts
    “we are all in it together” some are in it more than others !

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    You mean he will fly high that his wings will melt in the heat of the sun and have a great fall, poor old Borus

  291. 291
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Yes of course , Dave will be so pleased that all our billions that he borrowed to give away to the EU is going to a good cause

  292. 292
    Lucius Calidius Eroticus says:

    Or we could have Red Ed, who constantly struggles to get his unsubstantial undercarriage off the ground.

  293. 293
    Anonymous says:

    Well Cammers will have an excuse for a 3rd quarter of bad financial figures

  294. 294
    Lucius Calidius Eroticus says:

    Strange that you think the people of the north would hate Boris, while it is the liberal LONDON so called elite that as consistently fucked this country up by being leftist fuctards time and time again.

  295. 295
    garden shed old bag scientist says:

    Tell me about it. Due to, ahem, a lack of storage space some of my old clothes are stored in Tesco bags.
    Or were. Now they’re just in a pile covered with what looks like large flakes of dandruff.

  296. 296

    I ‘got’ the veiled compliment about four hours later :- )

  297. 297
    Slippery Slope says:

    About the same as Ken, then.

  298. 298
    Slippery Slope says:

    No, that was the experiment that produced Gordon Brown.

  299. 299
    Slippery Slope says:

    Didn’t work though, did it? 8 years of the ‘evil’ Thatcher, and still the electorate preferred her to Kinnock !!! Bloody hilarious.

  300. 300
    Slippery Slope says:

    ‘Prime minister who led us into extreme darkness.’

    That would be Gordon Brown then, wouldn’t it?

  301. 301
    Slippery Slope says:

    God, Tristram, did Boris reject you or something? Are you Sebastian off Little Britain?

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