July 31st, 2012

David Earns Half a Mil-iband

Under Ed Miliband’s stewardship Labour have set themselves firmly against excessive pay for the wealthy: “There is a need for responsibility at the top as well as at the bottom. Rewards for failure are bad for society“.

Ed’s brother clearly didn’t get the memo however – defeated leadership candidate David has raked in some £500,000 in the last year thanks to a series of positions he holds in addition to being an MP. According to the Register of Members Interests, David earns over £25,000 per speech and £75,000 a year as a director at Sunderland FC, even pocketing a hundred grand for four days’ work as an advisor to an energy company in California. Welcome to the 1%…

Via William Green.


  1. 1
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Shame on you, Guido. He is more equal. Everyone knows that.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Is he a predator or producer tho?

  3. 3
    Zoro says:

    These communists certainly can rake it in.

  4. 4
    DZ says:

    Typical socialist

  5. 5

    “doing a Blair”

    (noun) to turn your back on front line politics in order to make as much money as possible eg “David Miliband is doing a Blair”

  6. 6
    Ian E says:

    ‘even pocketing a hundred grand for four days’ work as an advisor to an energy company in California’

    So what did he do for them while Labour were in power???

  7. 7
    nellnewman says:

    “a hundred grand for four days’ work as an advisor to an energy company in California”

    Presumably he paid tax on that in the US then? or was it it spirited into an offshore account somewhere taxfree?

    And what on earth could militwit d do for an american energy company in four days that could possibly be worth £100k?

  8. 8
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Both of the Milibands are now property millionaires.

    They “earned” their property portfolio whilst serving in public office.

    How can that be?

    Both have never had jobs, never ran businesses & certainly not contributed enough to the country to warrant becoming millionaires at the taxpayers expense.

    Add to the the Tax Avoidance on their late Fathers home & we have another pigs in the trough scandal from a pair of self serving, self celebrating champagne socialist hypocrits.

  9. 9
    Pieman says:

    Olympic Website = Absolute shambles

    I am trying to unsubscribe from the Olympic emails


    Both the privacy policy and terms of use are “sorry page not found”

  10. 10
    Faceless Bureaucrat says:

    Definitely a Labour Leader in Waiting then…

  11. 11
    smoggie says:

    Gullible mackems

  12. 12
    Moussa Koussa says:

    All over the place as usual Guido.

    Enjoyed your Milliband / Sunderland Jonah jibes, errrr firstly its Sunderland AFC NOT Sunderland FC. Secondly they ended up going quite well last season.

    Furthermore, Andrew Floppy Hair Mitchell MP earns over £1000 an Hour doing consultancy


  13. 13
    percy-thrower says:

    The record quantities of rainfall this year have been extremely beneficial to species such as Prunus poundnotium milibandii.

  14. 14
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Only in his case he cant quite turn his back on those nice shiny green benches in the HoC, a bit like that Brown character.

  15. 15
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    They are very good at raking it in for themselves but why can’t these socialists do it for their country when they are in power?

  16. 16
    Selohesra says:

    I dislike David more than Ed – Ed may be useless but I think he is sincere – David is just playing the game and is seems only a poor version of Bliar

  17. 17
    Man in the Zil Lane says:

    Don’t you go a poking your nose into things that don’t concern you young lady!

    Socialist Equality is all about us Top Flight people organizing you proles to be equally hard up, – once you’ve paid for our perks and pampered lifestyle.

    Now get on with your work.

    Oh – and you can join the £ieBore Partee for 1p – and worth it!

  18. 18
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    True, RedEd is genuine. He really does believe in all this leftie guff.

  19. 19
    m'Lard Prezza says:

    Wot u onabart? Don’t not know wotuonabart!

  20. 20
    The answer is blowing in the wind says:

    Tell ‘em to frack off?

  21. 21
    Jimmy says:

    The politics of envy here once again. So sad.

  22. 22
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Are you part of Team GB, dear?

  23. 23
    Glowballs Warning Worker says:

    You fool! We’re in drought!!!!! Drought I tell ‘eee – from jet enjines, and …. and . .. . cars . . . and . . um

  24. 24
    Vax Britannica says:

    Its best to lift the carpet before you try to sweep things under it.

  25. 25
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    It is not about envy Jimmy, it is about principles. Too many of these people do not have any.

  26. 26
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Labour has a rather large and lumpy carpet.

  27. 27
    nellnewman says:

    hardly the politics of envy to finally wake up to the fact that politicians are dishonest, out for themselves and blithely break all those rules and regulations that they put in place for us.

  28. 28
    bananananananana Time says:

    A third option of “monkey boy” would help Bill.

  29. 29
    nellnewman says:

    talking of fracking – when are we going to be doing that here? the americans have proved the technology and we can use it to replace all those useless windfarms that don’t work when the wind’s not blowing or when it’s blowing too hard.

    Oh I forgot we’ve got a libdem in charge of our failed energy policy.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    He’s a Bilderberger.

  31. 31
    Evil Landlord says:

    It gets even better – to ensure he pays as little tax as possible (in the same way Ken Livingstone does) he has set up a limited company

    Name & Registered Office: Company No.: 07475582
    W1T 3JS

    Date of Incorporation: 21/12/2010
    Country of Origin: United Kingdom
    Nature Of Business (SIC):
    70229 – Management consultancy activities other than financial management

    One rule for them and another for everyone else.

  32. 32
    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    I’m a man of the people and at one with the white working class of this county. Not at all a natural millionaire, besides I found it all under a wheely bin HONEST!

    Oh, and backstabbing with bananas in WRONG!

  33. 33
  34. 34

    Most of the Shadow Cabinet were as poor as church mice before entering Parliament (unless you count the Oxbridge millionaire trustafarians like Miliband, Balls, Benn and Umunna).

    As Peter said “Labour are intensely relaxed about (our) people getting filthy rich”.

    Just ask Blair, Mandelson, Campbell, Brown, Prescott, Miliband et al

  35. 35
    mikis says:

    Except, of course, when it comes to arranging and benefiting from the terms of a will to avoid tax.

  36. 36
    A Daley says:

    So would you if you were on such a nice little earner with so little talent required.

  37. 37
    Hypocrisy of the Left says:

  38. 38
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Worms and Can Guido

    How about Moggy The Mong Jacobs MP,

    Part Time MP, and all-round nut job, on Full Time salary

    Does 30 hrs a month, every month, for Somerset Capital Management LLP, and receives £11K for his efforts ( £366 an Hour )

  39. 39
    Forkbender says:

    “pocketing a hundred grand for four days’ work as an advisor to an energy company in California” what on earth for technical advice, financial advice, I will forward this to my mate in Houston and see what he makes of it, he is higher qualified than Milliband in the oil business.

  40. 40
    Jimmy says:

    I’m always puzzled by righties who believe the only purpose of a limited company is tax avoidance. For people who claim to worship the private sector you seem to have very little experience of it.

  41. 41
    carlosfandango says:

    You are all being very unfair! I am certain that Millibean et al will be giving all their money to the poor any day now!

  42. 42
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Worms and Can Guido

    How about Fat Boy Nicolas Soames MP,

    Another very Part Time MP, on Full Time MP salary

    THREE other Jobs

    1. AEGIS Defence Services Limited = 15 Hrs a month, every month = £5000 pm
    2. Senior Adviser, MMC Group = 15 Hrs a month, every month = £4000 pm
    3. Advisor to Intrepid Capital = 25 Hrs per quarter = £30000 per quarter.

    Nice !!!!!

  43. 43

    Jesus I am most definately in the wrong job.

    Over the past decade or so in a number of distinct corporate and non corporate areas, my words have either preempted disaster (a friend whose seemingly solid international company was about to go belly up), or have led to significant change in how things work (evidinced in one case partially in the Daily Mail but you would need inside info to timeline the subsequent changes that most definately adresed the issues). Admittedly they could all be coincidences, but that is a lot of coincidences, and I earn nothing from it. Mind you I have never tried to.

    I could use £25k per speech, and £100k for 4 days work.

  44. 44
    Edinburgh can go and fuck itself says:

    Hypocrites and self serving socialist arsewipes.

  45. 45
    A woman says:

    So enlighten me please Jimmy.
    What other purpose is there?

  46. 46

    Was that aimed at me? (just looking for the Edinburgh link in the thread)

  47. 47
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    The cowardly Bliarite.

  48. 48
    erm... says:

    bliar.s creativity at work is something else. a marvel.
    He has the bright and shiny masuline energy……so he is no Brit.
    Having said he is no American either. Now.a.days the Gods speak to the chinese. expect Blair to turncoat again. He needs to ground his bright and shiny masculine energy. Too much masculine and not enough of the feminine means no responsibilty… no remorse …. no renewal.

  49. 49
    Procrustes says:


    Never let the facts get in the way of a good story……Guido is just following your methods.

  50. 50
    Procrustes says:

    Quite standard to have a service company and reduce the tax bill. However,those who preach redistribution of wealth should make their own cash available for use elsewhere. They do not seem to want to do they?

  51. 51
    Procrustes says:

    Hang on, if your list of Tories is somehow a defence of Les Millibands, how so? Obviously,like the rest of us you agree that this is immoral,so why not just condemn the wonk brothers? Or do you believe it’s right for the left and wrong for the right? Why would that be? Ok to trouser public money is is?

  52. 52
    Jap Jimnast says:

    Set up after election.

  53. 53
    Edinburgh is a socialist shithole says:

    Are you socialist junkie shithole called Edinburgh?

  54. 54
    Engineer says:

    I wonder which Milipede brother REALLY won the leadership election?

  55. 55
    Double Tap says:

    No doubt he will be lecturing the Americans on how he managed to improve school exam results every year. A fantastic achievement.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Well if you want to talk about a “Part Time MP, and all-round nut job, on Full Time salary” there is a certain gentleman who is supposed to represent the good townsfolk of Kirkcaldy…

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Well what other reason is there for a single individual to masquerade as a company?

  58. 58
    Animal says:

    Jimmy, perhaps you know of more altruistic reasons why Miliband set up a company to funnel his earnings outside of Parliament? Perhaps he doesn’t claim business expenses and voluntarily pays the amount of tax saved through using the very same loopholes that the Labour Government vowed to close but strangely never did?

    Hold on, I can hear the piggies starting their engines and preparing for take-off.

    Point is, as you full well know, this limited company will provide Miliband with the opportunity to organise his earnings – which can include paying as little tax as possible. Now, this is neither illegal or immoral of course, but he should never dare sound off about others following his example and doing the same thing.

  59. 59
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    I suppose you could say that he does represent them by staying away. Who would really want his help?

  60. 60
    ToonBob... says:

    Pass the gravy, this train ain’t stopping anytime soon….

  61. 61
    Jimmy says:

    Those of you puzzled as to what companies are for may want to consider a visit to your local library. While it’s still there.

  62. 62
    Backwoodsman says:

    clearly one of the 1% that the dozy student bint, holding the placard, wants to tax more to pay for her meeja studies course.

  63. 63
    salford sam says:

    since they ve come up here from their london redoubt al the champagne socialistes of the rive gauch at radio five dead have never stopped complaining about the weather in between quaffing their charles heidseck wolfing their lobster thermidor and chaffing on their monte cristo cigars.

    can we have bob dylan back …. at least we could call him judas at the trade hall

  64. 64
    Evil Landlord says:

    You want to look at how much David Blunkett is paid:-

    Adviser on business development to A4e Ltd; (£30,001–£35,000 per financial year)
    Secure Trading Inc. (US), 108 West 13th Street, Wilmington, Delaware 19801, USA. one day per month , £49,500.
    Payments from RLF Partnership (51 Causton St, London SW1P 4AT) for seminars
    on UK and International Relations:
    £1,500 received on 4 July 2011. Hours worked: 4 hrs
    £1,500 received on 3 October 2011. Hours worked: 2 hrs.
    London School of Business and Finance .Six month contract; £20,000.
    Second six month contract: £20,000.
    I received £2,000 from Sysmex Ltd, Sysmex UK Ltd, for making a speech.
    Chair of the easyJet Special Assistance Advisory Group, six month contract starting, 4 hours per month. £20,000.
    £1,500 from the DRD Partnership
    UC Group Ltd,
    Payment of £5,000 received on 30 June 2011. Hours: 4 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 27 July 2011. Hours: 11 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 30 August 2011. Hours: 6 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 30 September 2011. Hours: 9 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 1 November 2011. Hours: 7 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 30 November 2011. Hours: 3 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 18 January 2012. Hours: 7 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 2 February 2012. Hours: 5 hs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 9 March 2012. Hours: 4 hrs.
    Payment of £5,000 received on 31 May 2012. Hours: 4 hrs.
    Payment of £10,000 received on 21 June 2012. Hours: 12 hrs.
    red 20

    Payments for articles written for Associated Newspapers Ltd, 2 Derry Street, London W8
    25 July 2011, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 3 hrs.
    22 August 2011, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 6 hrs.
    26 September 2011, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    24 October 2011, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 6 hrs.
    21 November 2011, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    19 December 2011, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    23 January 2012, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    27 February 2012, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.

    26 March 2012, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    April 2012, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    21 May 2012, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    25 June 2012, I received £3,000 for articles. Hours: 5 hrs.
    8 July 2011, I received £2,550 from Magdalen College School,
    27 September 2011, I received £4,250 from the British Safety Federation,
    23 October 2011, I received £4,250 from IBM Ltd,

    6 March 2012, I received £4,250 from the Institute of Revenues, Rating and Valuation,

    A quick calculation totals about £200k – nice work if you can get it.

  65. 65
    Ava Banana says:

    Take up football then.

  66. 66
    Quisling says:

    The closest a library has ever been to a private company is in the PFI contract they signed under Liebor

  67. 67
    keredybretsa says:

    That’s wot I call a REAL socialist.

  68. 68
    A woman says:

    So you can’t come up with any reason other than to avoid paying a fair and reasonable amount of tax?
    Didn’t think you would.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, but hes worth it.

  70. 70
    fitzfitz says:

    ” Advisor to an energy company in California ” : I don’t understand…

  71. 71
    HenryV says:

    You’ve got to a pick a pocket or two boy,
    You’ve got to a pick a pocket or two!

  72. 72
    Hugh Janus says:

    Living proof – as if any more were needed – that a complete wanker can con large sums of money out of the thick and gullible.

  73. 73
    Laughing Out Loud says:

    Possibly he could assure them of favorable treatment under the next Labour government.

  74. 74
    Tiger Tiger says:

    The country exists for their benefit. When it’s used up, they move on.

  75. 75
    Tiger Tiger says:

    That’s what qualifies them to rule and to trough at our expense!

  76. 76
    Tiger Tiger says:

    Perhaps it’s his dog that’s worth it? Maybe all he’s worth is his dog’s turds!

    Obviously, most of these politicians are not being paid for actual work. That’s a thin disguise for bribery and influence peddling and payment in advance for political favours expected in the future.

    What did Blair do in office that made the rich and powerful willing to pay him so much as soon as he left office?

  77. 77
    Laughing Out Loud says:

    He can show them how to waste money.

  78. 78
    Happy Thoughts from the NWO says:

    Some of this money Milliprick has been paid will come from the costs of future goods and services you will have no choice but to consume

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