Today’s Media Round Up
Don’t forget to catch up on today’s media news, as Scrapbook‘s Prezza conspiracy theories unravelled and Guido revealed the bitch fight of the the week.
Only over on Media Guido…
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
How ITV Crashed Out Online Last Night | MediaGuido
Green Leader Blames Terror Attacks on Britain | Asa Bennett
ABC Online Figures for Newspaper Websites | MediaGuido
Why Won’t Obama Acknowledge Islamist Reality? | Nile Gardiner
£1.3 Billion Extra Raised Since Top Tax Rate Cut | Telegraph
In Search of Swivel-Eyed Loons | Speccie
EU Tries to Ban Conker Trading | Telegraph
Coked-Up Celebs and Vengeful Politicians | Press Gazette
What We Don’t Know About the Woolwich Attack | Dan Hodges
Woolwich Terrorists Were Al-Qaeda’s Children | Jeremy Havardi
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Will Mitt be at this years Tory Conferance
‘Conference.
I am Mr. Media Leader
Or will he be at Mr Leader’s?
year‘s
Question mark ( ? ) at the end. See me.
No, it’s “ears”
Year‘s.
End question with “?”.
y’daft buggas oo cares a toss aboot spellin n stuff jus yer tory toffs n me wiv no a levorls is ere ta tellm get stuffd
Prodeukt of firteen years of our gloryhole edukasion cistern
The Olympic committee are leaving it a bit late.
If they want me to come down to London to open the games I’ll have to leave in a minute to get the train.
I wonder why they haven’t phoned yet? … Unless..
Maybe they’re sending a helicopter to collect me? Yes! That must be it.
They’ll be here any moment.
I’d better hurry along. Time to get out of the kids paddling pool and put some clothes on!
Gordo – calm down! – you’re here with us in CurrrrrrrrrrrCuddddddddddeeeeeeeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives – remember?
BRITISH Media has been bemoaning the failures regarding Olympic security, the need for British troops in London because there isn’t enough security, how we have more troops in London for the olympics than we do in the middle east bla bla bla.
Now when an American acknowledges that there have been genuine problems, all the British tabloids knock up a fuss?
Hypocrites
You’ve never heard of a reverse ferret then?
Well if the Army can cover the lack of G4S staff, it’s only fair that G4S take up the slack now we have fewer troops
The union barons and the media luvvies want this Tory-led Coalition out.
Too much sun, too much rain. Too many soldiers, not enough soldiers. Too much spending on the Olympics, not enough public spending. Too far, too fast; too little too late
Since My 2010, everything has been an omni-shambles.
Stop giving us the runaround Guido and re-coagulate “media” into the other bollocks. Thanks.
Fuck me – they’re more pisssed than you are.
It normally goes a bit wibbly-wobbly at this time on a Friday.
Don’t forget to take plenty of chocolate, dear. And turn the music down.
Dry as fuck, FFS.
OurYour cider oryourour mother?Botha.