July 27th, 2012

Today’s Media Round Up


23 Comments

  1. 1
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Will Mitt be at this years Tory Conferance

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  2. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    The Olympic committee are leaving it a bit late.

    If they want me to come down to London to open the games I’ll have to leave in a minute to get the train.

    I wonder why they haven’t phoned yet? … Unless..
    Maybe they’re sending a helicopter to collect me? Yes! That must be it.
    They’ll be here any moment.

    I’d better hurry along. Time to get out of the kids paddling pool and put some clothes on!

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    • 13
      Nurse says:

      Gordo – calm down! – you’re here with us in CurrrrrrrrrrrCuddddddddddeeeeeeeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives – remember?

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  3. 10
    Hypocrites says:

    BRITISH Media has been bemoaning the failures regarding Olympic security, the need for British troops in London because there isn’t enough security, how we have more troops in London for the olympics than we do in the middle east bla bla bla.

    Now when an American acknowledges that there have been genuine problems, all the British tabloids knock up a fuss?

    Hypocrites

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    • 14
      The British media says:

      You’ve never heard of a reverse ferret then?

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    • 15
      Send G4S to Afganistan says:

      Well if the Army can cover the lack of G4S staff, it’s only fair that G4S take up the slack now we have fewer troops

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    • 16
      The BBC are cunts says:

      The union barons and the media luvvies want this Tory-led Coalition out.

      Too much sun, too much rain. Too many soldiers, not enough soldiers. Too much spending on the Olympics, not enough public spending. Too far, too fast; too little too late

      Since My 2010, everything has been an omni-shambles.

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  4. 17
    Bob says:

    Stop giving us the runaround Guido and re-coagulate “media” into the other bollocks. Thanks.

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Guido Party Gossip | Iain Dale
Russell Brand Comes Out as 9/11 Truther | Guardian
Health Revolution is Underway | Fraser Nelson
UKIP Gets Professional | Red Box
Kelly Tolhurst Wins Rochester Open Primary | BBC
No.10 Ambushed by EU Prosperity Tax | Times
10 Years of Guido | Iain Dale
Tory MP Tells Leftie Jon Snow to Retire | Guardian


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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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