July 27th, 2012

Today’s Media Round Up


23 Comments

  1. 1
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Will Mitt be at this years Tory Conferance

  2. 2
    Wotta Tossa says:

    ‘Conference.

  3. 3
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I am Mr. Media Leader

  4. 4
    Only 16 days 05 hours 46 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Or will he be at Mr Leader’s?

  5. 5
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    years

  6. 6
    CORRIGENDUM says:

    Question mark ( ? ) at the end. See me.

  7. 7
    3 mistakes in 1 short sentence says:

    Years.

    End question with “?”.

  8. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    The Olympic committee are leaving it a bit late.

    If they want me to come down to London to open the games I’ll have to leave in a minute to get the train.

    I wonder why they haven’t phoned yet? … Unless..
    Maybe they’re sending a helicopter to collect me? Yes! That must be it.
    They’ll be here any moment.

    I’d better hurry along. Time to get out of the kids paddling pool and put some clothes on!

  9. 9
    Michael Gove says:

    No, it’s “ears”

  10. 10
    Hypocrites says:

    BRITISH Media has been bemoaning the failures regarding Olympic security, the need for British troops in London because there isn’t enough security, how we have more troops in London for the olympics than we do in the middle east bla bla bla.

    Now when an American acknowledges that there have been genuine problems, all the British tabloids knock up a fuss?

    Hypocrites

  11. 11
    m’Lard PrizeClot, NooLieBore Demo, Scoff, TV Star, - just ending his 4th afternoon snack says:

    y’daft buggas oo cares a toss aboot spellin n stuff jus yer tory toffs n me wiv no a levorls is ere ta tellm get stuffd

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown says:

    Prodeukt of firteen years of our gloryhole edukasion cistern

  13. 13
    Nurse says:

    Gordo – calm down! – you’re here with us in CurrrrrrrrrrrCuddddddddddeeeeeeeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives – remember?

  14. 14
    The British media says:

    You’ve never heard of a reverse ferret then?

  15. 15
    Send G4S to Afganistan says:

    Well if the Army can cover the lack of G4S staff, it’s only fair that G4S take up the slack now we have fewer troops

  16. 16
    The BBC are cunts says:

    The union barons and the media luvvies want this Tory-led Coalition out.

    Too much sun, too much rain. Too many soldiers, not enough soldiers. Too much spending on the Olympics, not enough public spending. Too far, too fast; too little too late

    Since My 2010, everything has been an omni-shambles.

  17. 17
    Bob says:

    Stop giving us the runaround Guido and re-coagulate “media” into the other bollocks. Thanks.

  18. 18
    Stew says:

    Fuck me – they’re more pisssed than you are.

  19. 19
    Bob says:

    It normally goes a bit wibbly-wobbly at this time on a Friday.

  20. 20
    Mummy says:

    Don’t forget to take plenty of chocolate, dear. And turn the music down.

  21. 21
    Bob says:

    Dry as fuck, FFS.

  22. 22
    Stew says:

    Our Your cider or your our mother?

  23. 23
    Bob says:

    Botha.


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