July 27th, 2012

Matthew Sinclair Is New TPA Boss


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Good luck to them :)

  2. 2
    Gordon says:


  3. 3
    Dinga Bell says:

    Is this the Friday caption competition?

  4. 4

    Only those called Matthew need apply.

  5. 5
    The Guardian & Indy going down fast says:

    Year on Year for the month of June – Dailies Circulation figures.

    Daily Mirror 1,081,330 (-7.62%)
    Daily Record 279,324 (-8.67%)
    Daily Star 602,296 (-14.95%)
    The Sun 2,583,552 (-7.95%)
    Daily Express 602,482 (-3.12%)
    Daily Mail 1,939,635 (-5.25%)
    The Daily Telegraph 573,674 (-7.88%)
    Financial Times 297,225 (-16.56%)
    The Herald 44,445 (-8.29%)
    The Guardian 211,511 (-17.47%)
    i 272,597 (+57.42%)
    The Independent 90,001 (-49.06%)
    The Scotsman 35,523 (-12.05%)
    The Times 400,120 (-9.18%)
    Racing Post 52,919 (-6.35%)

  6. 6
    Jimmy Carr says:

    It should have been me ?

  7. 7
    wozza says:

    So what’s Elliots new job? Is he going to Downing Street as has been suggested? Find out for us Guido!

  8. 8
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    At first sight those chaps in the photo appear to be pleasuring themselves.
    Marvellous stuff,Guido.

  9. 9

    You don’t have to be called Matthew to work here.
    Matt is also acceptable.

  10. 10
    SP4BS says:

    I learned today that 3 Kardashians wearing jeans are less important than one lady gaga in her knickers.

  11. 11
    Merkel Schmerkel says:

    You know, the chap who was presented with the 2007 “One of Us” award by William Hague.

  12. 12

    Sinclair -” I’m not sure Matthew is entirely sound. He appears to leaning to the left.”

  13. 13
    Only in the Graun says:

    They also have a bit of a ‘Suits You Sir!’ demeanour.

  14. 14
    Only in the Graun says:

    Understandable. Lady Gaga is alledged to have a little extra in her nickers.

  15. 15
    No comments says:

    Hows that blog going Bill?

  16. 16
    Homer73 says:

    Matthew Elliott, yet another wonk who has never had a job outside politics. Big future in the Tory party for you, my boy!

  17. 17
    Andy Coulson's monkey says:

    Wonder where the TPA get there money from? They preach transparency. But not for them.

  18. 18
    Meat and and two veg says:

    He’s talking about cock again, isn’t he?

  19. 19
    Only in the Graun says:

    Daily Fail doing quite well comparatively. That’ll piss them off at Graun Towers.

    The Independent down almost 50%! Let joy be unconfined!

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    Helter Skelter says:

    Eye watering figures for the i

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    The racing post has a 1/4 the readership of the Guardian.

    In the interests of balance the BBC should have Kieren Fallon on Question Time at least once for every four Toynbee appearances.

  22. 22
    Alledged says:

  23. 23
    Only in the Graun says:

    Good system.

    Littlejohn would therefore appear roughly five times more often than Polly.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    These Tories all look the same to me.

  25. 25

    Which of these geezers is which? I think we should be told.

  26. 26
    Felix says:

    They preach transparency for public money. They are not funded by public money, and therefore feel no need to say who funds them.

  27. 27
    Felix says:

    I really wish Matthew Sinclair wouldn’t use as much eyeshadow when he has his photo taken

  28. 28
    Moscow Mike Handycock says:

    Right wing fascists. They would be shot in Russia. Boaz.

  29. 29
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    No,they would be Vladimir’s back-room lads.

  30. 30
    Jimmy says:

    And you’re telling us this because….?

  31. 31
    Border Terrier says:

    The TPA should stick to its brief and must up its game with better research on tax issues.

    Some really sloppy stuff recently not to mention the silly diversion into HS2 land.

    Come on guys.. get a grip.

  32. 32
    Jimmy says:

    The TDA is basically a glorified blog with ideas above its station.

  33. 33
    HappyUK says:

    This ought to be compulsory viewing for all public sector staff, particulary those in the NHS. A superbly concise lesson that is applicable to any business.

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