July 20th, 2012

Telegraph Editor’s Four Letter Outburst


29 Comments

  1. 1
    Just sayin says:

    That Media Guido graphic has shifty eyes.

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    • 2
      Billy Bob says:

      I am offended by your comment.

      http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.co.uk/

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      • 8
        Wendy says:

        I have just completed the online survey about Horsforth. I don’t live there – in fact I’ve never heard of the place. Rather makes the survey meaningless.

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        • 11
          Surveying is a science says:

          That was fun. I answered yes to everything.

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        • 12
          Sigourney says:

          the good women of Horsforth certainly shouldn’t let their Ginnels and verges become overgrown.

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          • annette curton says:

            Only takes 2 minutes with a power strimmer.

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          • The £ieBore Clitorati + P. Twaddle says:

            With the exception of Jacky D. (nudge nudge) – we trim our verges every week. We like to keep ourselves tidy for visitors.

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      • 14
        annette curton says:

        I never put chips in my bag Bob.

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        • 16
          Message from a has-been runner of years and years ago says:

          Me neither

          This comment is sponsored by Coe-ka Cola, and in the true spirit of the Olympics, is not to be read whilst you are drinking Pepsi, eating a Wimpy, or typing an a Hewlit Packard keyboard.
          That would hurt our sponsors and money is at the root of the true Olympic spirit.

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          • erm... says:

            .
            .
            olympic spirit…
            g4s operating at p.e of 10 of late. was 12 not so long ago. biggest FTSE employer…657,000 across 125 countries. makes ….mindnumbing low …profit of £279m against £7.5bn revenue. (source: the week).

            a profit is a profit though.
            .
            at a time when ppl need to employed….the company’s leadership is safe.

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          • erm... says:

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            uniQlo the fashion retailer profit of $1.5bn against revenue of $10bn suggests …. that G4S has been used in the Bliar years to now as a means of keeping unemployment off the books.
            .
            uniQlo is very technologically minded.
            and G4S seems to be all about numbers.
            numbers of people it employs.

            on this basis:G4S is a buy.

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    • 10
      Pants on Fire says:

      Chuka Umunnais my main man

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    • 25
      Sir William Waad says:

      I’m sorry to hear that the good folk of Horsforth have overgrown ginnels.

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  2. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Moore is a w*nker, not a tw*t.

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  3. 4
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  4. 5
    Gordon Boom and Bust Brown says:

    I now have a job with the UN. This means I am a respected global statesman and expert on the issues.

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  5. 7
    John says:

    This was in Private Eye a week ago.

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  6. 9
    Eric Pickles says:

    Did somebody mention blueberry muffins?

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  7. 13
    Joss Sayin says:

    Who are these c’unts? Never heard of them, never want to again.

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  8. 17
    Aunty Matter says:

    Kay Burley is such a hoot at interviewing people in such an insensitive way.

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  9. 19
    A lying cheating useless two-faced hypocritical pretentious pontificating fuckwit (no, not Gordo) says:

    Hi !!! You may call me ……… ‘DAVE’ ! – listen only to me …. listen ONLY to my voice! …… soon you will feel sloppy ….. no . . . sleepy!

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  10. 27
    Nick Clegg says:

    Second!

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  11. 29
    LeBron says:

    Media Guido is shit

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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