July 20th, 2012

Telegraph Editor’s Four Letter Outburst


  1. 1
    Just sayin says:

    That Media Guido graphic has shifty eyes.

  2. 2
    Billy Bob says:

    I am offended by your comment.


  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Moore is a w*nker, not a tw*t.

  4. 4
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  5. 5
    Gordon Boom and Bust Brown says:

    I now have a job with the UN. This means I am a respected global statesman and expert on the issues.

  6. 6
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    You are still claiming that you have a job in the HoC. That’s also a lie.

  7. 7
    John says:

    This was in Private Eye a week ago.

  8. 8
    Wendy says:

    I have just completed the online survey about Horsforth. I don’t live there – in fact I’ve never heard of the place. Rather makes the survey meaningless.

  9. 9
    Eric Pickles says:

    Did somebody mention blueberry muffins?

  10. 10
    Pants on Fire says:

    Chuka Umunnais my main man

  11. 11
    Surveying is a science says:

    That was fun. I answered yes to everything.

  12. 12
    Sigourney says:

    the good women of Horsforth certainly shouldn’t let their Ginnels and verges become overgrown.

  13. 13
    Joss Sayin says:

    Who are these c’unts? Never heard of them, never want to again.

  14. 14
    annette curton says:

    I never put chips in my bag Bob.

  15. 15
    annette curton says:

    Only takes 2 minutes with a power strimmer.

  16. 16
    Message from a has-been runner of years and years ago says:

    Me neither

    This comment is sponsored by Coe-ka Cola, and in the true spirit of the Olympics, is not to be read whilst you are drinking Pepsi, eating a Wimpy, or typing an a Hewlit Packard keyboard.
    That would hurt our sponsors and money is at the root of the true Olympic spirit.

  17. 17
    Aunty Matter says:

    Kay Burley is such a hoot at interviewing people in such an insensitive way.

  18. 18
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    No. You’re confusing them with muffberry blewins.

  19. 19
    A lying cheating useless two-faced hypocritical pretentious pontificating fuckwit (no, not Gordo) says:

    Hi !!! You may call me ……… ‘DAVE’ ! – listen only to me …. listen ONLY to my voice! …… soon you will feel sloppy ….. no . . . sleepy!

  20. 20
    erm... says:

    olympic spirit…
    g4s operating at p.e of 10 of late. was 12 not so long ago. biggest FTSE employer…657,000 across 125 countries. makes ….mindnumbing low …profit of £279m against £7.5bn revenue. (source: the week).

    a profit is a profit though.
    at a time when ppl need to employed….the company’s leadership is safe.

  21. 21
    Kay says:

    I was taught at the British Rail Charm School

  22. 22
    Hey John-o says:

    Time for your afternoon nap! Fuck off!

  23. 23
    By Passer says:

    You’re a fucking twat! But not so twatish that CamerTwat couldn’t beat you

  24. 24
    The £ieBore Clitorati + P. Twaddle says:

    With the exception of Jacky D. (nudge nudge) – we trim our verges every week. We like to keep ourselves tidy for visitors.

  25. 25
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’m sorry to hear that the good folk of Horsforth have overgrown ginnels.

  26. 26
    Sir William Waad says:

    Sorry Sigourney.

    I admired all your movies, y the way.

  27. 27
    Nick Clegg says:


  28. 28
    erm... says:

    uniQlo the fashion retailer profit of $1.5bn against revenue of $10bn suggests …. that G4S has been used in the Bliar years to now as a means of keeping unemployment off the books.
    uniQlo is very technologically minded.
    and G4S seems to be all about numbers.
    numbers of people it employs.

    on this basis:G4S is a buy.

  29. 29
    LeBron says:

    Media Guido is shit

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