Read What the Courts Banned the Beeb From Airing
A judge has banned a drama about the riots from airing.
Read what’s in the script over at Media Guido…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Who is Media Guido?
Does Utter Pile of Shit also apply to “Wolfie” Smith Corbyn and the Republic of Islington that votes this vile person in?
i love spending other peoples money
Ha! You only raised the national debt from £236bn to £1trn in 13 years. £764bin in 13 years?? You useless amateur! I’m set to increase it by £400billion in 5 years. That’s £1.04trillion over 13 years.
In short, you tit, I’m burning through other people’s money far faster than you ever did!
And I’m letting in more immigrants than Labour did, too.
Toodle pip!
Perhaps your question should be Where is Media Guido?…
Or why?
Evening Jimmy.
It depends upon what type of shelter you are after…
FUCK OFF KNOBHEAD!
Dear Boy!
I didn’t know you cared so.
Jimmy appears to have contracted a form of Tourette Syndrome.
We provide treatment in cognitive behavioural therapy at Bearsden Chiropractic Clinic, 152 Drymen Road, Bearsden.
To begin, we will concentrate on homeostasis in the hope we can identify some innate intelligence.
You might have touched on one of the blogs resident sock-puppeting maniacs memories of his recent past post parental bereavement.
Get well soon.
Or not…
Doh!
Sorry chaps, I sold freedom of speech. It fetched me £50,000 cash (used bank notes) which I used to pay off some of the credit cards following one of Cherie’s shopping sprees.
just heard that a BBC investigator who looked in to rogue trader forgot to declare
His BBC salary while claiming benifits
You couldn’t make it up .
He did.
Sorry
A Celtic mongrel, is your moniker suggesting?
I fink nott
He can’t be Descartian, then…
I renounce my citizenshup
what a wanker
This looks like a job for….. “Judge-Led inquiry man”
Judges eh. They don’t need telling about freedom of speech you know. They really don’t.
The BBC seem fairly confident they will be able to broadcast. They say “A court order has been made preventing the BBC from broadcasting the programme as planned on 16 July. The BBC will broadcast the programme at a later date. You will be able to comment on Nicola’s post when the programme airs”.
Will be interesting to learn the reason for the injunction. I’m sure it will all come out in due course.
‘Conducted by the London School of Economics and The Guardian, this social research project interviewed 270 people who were involved in the disorder.’
I think we can all see the reason for the injunction – lack of objectivity or truth
+1
> lack of objectivity or truth
You’re dealing with the BBC. Those are their 2 mainstays.
It might give people ideas, and all the forces of law and order are going to be tied up with the Olympics for the next few weeks?
Exactamundo. It might be used as an excuse for more rioting. But don’t they realise even the dimmest street urchin knows the cops will be tied up at olympic venues?
Clap faster, then.
You must be clapping fucking fast Ed.
As long as it ain’t ‘clopping’, humans that do that really squick me out…
If we all clap, is there any chance of that bigoted, pre-school level knuckle-dragger’s instruction manual will go out of business altogether?
Lets hope so.
Whose got the clap?
Yes I have, ever since that sleep over party @ C@/%£$*>
When I had it right up my left wing biased ar*e hole, but did’nt really notice for a couple of days though……
Think the tablets are working OK as no one else has caught it, I’m told…..
well so far……
Grow a pair and just stop paying the telly tax.
I haven’t paid it for 7 years.
The BBC have no legal powers whatsoever and the detector vans are a myth.
Well this program was hardly going to blame the welfare state for the degenerate culture of the majority of the rioters.
Riots were caused by coalition cuts to libraries.
That’s a mcfact you can bet on.
So vexed were the rioters by social issues they had to mug foreign students.
And it’s only natural they wanted to burn a woman alive in a furniture store.
Yo am bad! Dem poor boys dun ‘ad no plasma teevees nor dem tings dey put in der eers!
So, London School of Comics and graun do some ‘research’ into disafected yoof and the bbc broadcast it as ‘edgy’ drama. Who’d a thunk it ?
How about a programe with an in depth investigation into a second rate media outfit , whose tax arrangements are at odds with their editorial content. No ? Didn’t think so !
This has Leveson’s fingerprints all over it .
Who said superinjunctions were out of fashion?
It can’t be a superinjunction – the BBC have themselves referred to the injunction on their website.
Just a normal injunction.
I suppose they rioted because it was fun, with the chance of a free pair of shoes.
* Trainers *, Sir William, so they can train for … er … what is it they train for, people who wear trainers? I must enquire of my bootmaker.
Runnin’ from the peelers, squire each and evr’y one of ‘em, vagabonds , the lot of ‘em. Footpads, cads and ne’er do wells I tell yer – ‘angin’s too good for ‘em
Many a time in my youth we would bash an old lady for money to buy a pair of plimsolls.
What are trainer socks training for?
I understand that this documentary will be screened in 2015,when the UK will be under the watch of Prime Minister Ed Miliband.
You’re sure that’s not Ed Heath (Mk2) ?
Mk3?
Dave is Mk2.
http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/excuse-mr-president.html
Socialist?
text
……hey get yr ass dwn hre, free tv’s an shit, an its well fun. c u l8r
You heartless monster. It was the cuts to Pilgrims that caused the riots.
There’s a second class of criminal involved in this farce, lefty academic dipsticks scuttling around with their clipboards and camcorders trying to make political capital out of what is a simple case greed and opportunism. Our universities are full of poisonous little fuckers who suck on the public teat and stir up apathy by the shitload.
You’re a sociologist, aren’t you? I can always tell by the jargon they use.
What, like STFU you mean?
Its the massive extra public spending at the time that caused the riots.
If G4S had been in charge of security,there would have been no riots .
Our policemen are worth every penny of your money. We have halved crime and so we need even more policemen – as is the tradition of the public sector.
It is not in the interests of policemen to abolish crime. Which is why they don’t.
Bring back Peelian principles, before the vigilant do it instead.
Nor is it in the interest of insurance companies to abolish crime.
LOL…….there’s gonna be some serious fucking foaming over this one……!
Maybe the key word is ‘drama’. If they present a documentary, they at least have to transmit pretty much what the participants said. If the turn it into a drama, they can edit out the bits that don’t fit the agenda.
And make stuff up.
It’s best thought of as another step towards denying there’s any truth, or any worthwhile distinction to be drawn between fact and fiction: It’s all just opinions, innit?
Thus the actual Olympic torch becomes a ‘character’ in the fictional EastEnders when it makes a guest appearance on the Albert Square stage set.
I don’t know nuffin’ guv! – honest! – oh wait a mo’ – I AM the Guv – ‘ang on – wait anuvva mo’ – yor talkin’ ‘bout the BBC!! Phew – that’s a relief!!! I fort you was talking ‘bout funny money!!
You don’t have to watch the BBC / Guardian film to know what it says.
Criminals are misunderstood little angels and everything is the fault of Daily Mail Readers and Fatcher.
and the Tories are an omni-shambles.
Labour are the ultimate shambles.
the Torys – led by Sham Cam the WindFarm Scam MAn is a shambles, but be honest, – the BBC is indeed not only c_untish, but in every respect utterly twatish and like a dried up old bean to boot, – or too boot. It is a bottom feeder, it feeds on scraps, on carrion, it employs snivelling nerds, like for instance all the left wing little shits.
So come on, – make a clean mammary of it! Own up! It’s bo locks!
As anyone asked John Reid about the Olympic security provider G4S. Why did labour choose G4S, and why did labour’s John Reid get a directorship with G4S?
Has Yvette Cooper apologised on behalf of labour?
Yvette Cooper is even more irritating than her husband.
How is that possible?
Those two deserve each other.
The rest of us, however, do not.
on reflection we won’t be looking at this story.
I’ve been saying precisely the same thing on this blog for two days now ‘Doctor’.
+HAS+ not As. Time you knew that sonny Jim.
I love the way the lefty media (BBC/C4) are making sure that no one is pointing the finger at Labour for the mess over the G4S issue.
What we know is Labour set up the contract but for only 2500 guards, then the current lot comes in and does a review and it goes up to 14,000. So where did the need for that lot come from and how did Labour get it so badly wrong?
Just how many contracts did Labour hand out and why is Jon lefty Snow blaming the Tories when it’s Labour who handed out these contracts.
Because Jon Snow is an arrogant leftie twat.
Because sadly the BBC,Guardian and Snow don’t let facts get in the way of an allegedly good story.
STFU
My main worry about this and the Libor thing is that Commons Select Committees, which ought to be held in high esteem for their forensic examination of the deeds and misdeeds of the executive, now appear to be mainly concerned with “Grandstanding for Gobshites”.
Every time a befuddled MP tries to slip in a soundbite instead of a question, the Select Committee system is devalued, no example being more shining than Vaz (a lawyer) upbraiding Buckles for wanting to claim the management fees agreed in the contract. I’m willing to bet that Vaz always claimed excess fees as a lawyer, win or lose, so the oily fucker really had no right to ask such a question.
An don’t get me started on the useless and toxic John Mann…
I have the urge to strangle that oily Vaz and split John Mann down the middle. I am not normally violent but something about those two makes me see red
Strangle = Choke
Split = Pair = Cut a Fowl in half
As in Choke a Chicken?
Chicken? … ooer! now there’s a thort! KFSeee is the one 4 meeee! Where’s that posh kid wiv a dergree – ee dun cleaning the jag yet? – send ‘im oot for er Fully Loded!
hey! call that kid – tell him ter get a Big DaDa! or both!
Ha ha ha ha: …….Chicken choker……ha ha ha ….etc….
I had thought I had read that John Mann was an illustrious organist but now realise that this was probably a typo…
illustrious organist could be a double entendre for wanker but if as you say probably a typo it could be anything
says the pink flute player
I will be issuing a letter and it will be on headed paper demanding more of these compliments
Demand away you fucking old queen.
Keep going, this is way cheaper than a premium rate number
That’s £83.42 so far, sucker.
Listen its way past your bedtime. Come back when you are a Mann
Pip Pip
Pay up you freeloading cuпt.
OK post your bank details, email etc and ill sort it out
BTW, that’s now £142 23, and well worth every penny.
Sounds like anonycripple is an expert in this.
AC1, the Dеап Gаffпеу of order_order.com.
Sorry, I don’t do spastics.
Ah yes, the epitome of probity, Keith Vaz…….Hinduja affair anyone? Suspended from the House I believe at one point?
I could go on. However why this creep believes he is in a position to lecture anybody(along with ther est of the twits on the committtee) beggars belief. Worse still, why would anyone appoint him to any position of responsibility?
I am swapping pork for beef and beef for chicken
Come on Gordy you’ve always enjoyed the old pork sword
Shhhhh !
Who is incharge of this Olympic fiasco ?
Oh it’s non other than our old friend Jeremy Hunt who was probably so busy trying to sell B sky B to the Murkdocs that he forgot to check on security levels at the Olympics
He’s already saying “This is no time for a witch hunt” I wonder to which witch he doth refer ?
Hunt might be a useless wet twat, but I don’t think this mess is his fault. Tessa Jowell and 5 bellies Smiff have their sticky little fingers all over this.
The right way to have done this would have been to get the military and Police to decide upon numbers of guards needed, then decide how many of them need to be armed forces or plod, then allow for a reserve and then the remaining jobs farmed out.
More than one contractor should have been awarded the security contract, one for the main park, but the other venues around the country could have been contracted to other security firms.
Sorry but this mess falls back totally on Labour once again who decided to give jobs to their mate John Reid.
The whole question of whether a private firm could provide so many personnel for such a short contract (not forgetting that thanks to New Labour, they have to supply SIA accredited staff) should have rung alarm bells immediately.
The question of why we need so many security personnel should, of course, be referred to Mr Blair and his craven arse licking of the Septics.
Whichever way you look at it, it’s another Labour cock up that the rest of us have to pay for.
ANYTHING! aboslutely ANYTHING touched by Noo£ieBOre – from the Millanything Tent – to The River of Fire – to Phoney £rd Fucking Way B£iar – to Gordon Brown’s inane handling of gold, BoE, FSA, and all that later hap’nd – to Union bullshit, immigration (NET MIGRATION) to the collapse of Edyerkayshun, Social Order, the NHS, the M4 ‘corridor’ … right through to the latest banking bullshit, funny money, all the €USSR crap, the yoomun roits twaddle, elf ‘n safety, the riots twaddle, – EVERYTHING has Noo£ieBore fingerprints on it!
And to sort it out?? Cammertwat!!
OMG help us !!!!!
10 out of 10 for spellimg – you’ll go far
Ooohhhh Sie, you noticed! Thanks for that! Means so very much!
spellimg ?!?!
Avoiding the modbot here requires some imaginative use of the keyboard. No doubt you will discover why, if you hang around long enough.
Condon’s on the board of G4S isn’t he? Wasn’t he a copper?
A Con_dom – they cover or cap ‘things’ don’t they? (Is that allowed on an R_C site?)
I think it was Condom not Condon. His name suggests an element of securiy
Don’t want any leaks here, do we now? *coughs*
Yeah, that one was in my xmas cracker circa 1954.
I would buy another one. Don’t rely on anything that old. it may not hold.
Buy reject condoms they are very cheap. Just wear two at same time and pray that the holes are not in the same place.
Cling film is the ansa – cheap and always falls off – but by then the bird don’t notice!
You have to exercise great care, when drying them on the washing line, that you do not split them – otherwise they are useless afterwards.
I came out of an xmas cracker circa 1892, and everybody has been laughing at what a joke I am ever since.
Shouldn’t be call you a SCOPEy now rather than pwoor ickle orphaned cwipple?
says the anonygeek.
Last night Sky news papers review. Mcguire told Pierce to stop going on about immigrants story it was too inflammatory. The suppression of this documentary is along the same lines.
Britain has become like Fawlty towers ‘don’t mention the war’, now it is ‘don’t mention the racial tension’.
I wonder when the first people will be arrested for reporting on the mass islamic rapes?
although they spoke at length about Toxic Tone’s The Return…….and how that could really damage Ed MillieTwit,the Ultimate Minor at the next GE; which was very helpful & Ed did not see the clip as it was way past his bedtime…he needs his sleep as we know…..
The real inside info was Pants MacQ’s helpful comparison, in the Green Room, between Cherie’s large butt & photo on the front page of the Daily Star of a 45″plus DIY enlarged butt of some woman, Pants MacQ thought the former’s was much bigger than the latters….leave you to Judge……..but really thoughtful off message comments……
Perhaps Rupert will arrange a hidden camera plus microphone for the Green Room to capture these magic moments……then post on You Tube…..it could prove tobe a great hit on the Net……
Reporter: “So why did you riot?”
Rioter “Because government policies took away my job and made my family hungry. My mum can no longer get her operation while my aunt is fit for work while she is receiving 24 hour care, forcing her family into poverty and forcing us all into crime to make ends meet. The riots started and the energy erupted due to the built up tension in society caused by our government policies.”
Reporter “so its the governments fault”
Rioter “yes as I have explained”
Government spokesman “it wasn’t us it was the criminal youth, or labour or europe or the disabled or the unemployed fault”
Rioter “we re only criminals now because you turned us into it.”
Government spokesman “no can’t be true, not us after all we are millionaires we couldn’t possibly inject such harm into society, after all we know how to achieve. Besides you have personal repsonsibility and our policies can only free you to make more money”
Rioter – shakes his head in despair.
Stewart says I was predicting the riots way before they happened – tri talk and Icke forums I think – it isn’t rocket science. Greece being the best example, down to humble old England. I was flabergasted when that top copper said that the rite weren’t predictable, not the specific spark point I give you, but a simple look at Europe should have given a clue, combined with the changing dynamics in England over the past decade for all sorts of reasons.
It’s enough to drive you into politics.
Does anyone know where Seb Coe is since the Olympics security debacle?
He must be hiding somewhere!! Perhaps it’s as well he’s an accomplished runner cos he might need those fast feet.
Driving around his Zill lane in an armoured vehicle?
He was on the box tonight telling us all how swimmingly it’s all going and not to panic
and how it’ll be alright on the night !
i wonder if his 3 million bonus is under threat yet
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/gazette/2011/05/the-westminster-brat-pack.html
(about halfway down)
The loverly Emily. No Brat, surely?
Hi mate doesn’t she have a job at some mag or newspaper ? i thought i saw her somewhere as a “political editor” ?
Sorry mate. Missed this.
City AM amongst other things.
Harvard grad too. No slouch.
I bags the lower end…
Frankie, your slip is showing luv.
Hi Seb
You out of your wank pit spaz boy ?
It’s good of them to push Guido’s earnings up so…
Wonder if they realise?
^ ^ ^
spaz boy?
He’s at Steve Ovett’s house asking him to carry the torch to the Cauldron
11. Assembling an IDeeEeeeee – timed and primed
12. Covert placement of 11. in a main thoroughfare
13. Assemble a crowd and dissemble lies to stir up same. (points given for size and fervour of crowd)
14.
Getting Super injunctionI am guessing the weight of pork joints for charity
Halal pork?
Weigh your fucking head then !
Did someone say joints?
Some of you seem to think this security guard story should somehow be blamed on Labour.
After careful consideration by our news and current affairs department we have concluded that this cannot be.
Theresa May is the current Home Secretary, so it’s a Tory story.
A private company is to blame for failure , not a public sector org.
Labour has not been in power since 1979.
So we will continue with our coverage of “Tory cock ups threaten to ruin the BBC’s big sports day coverage. The Tories really are hopeless aren’t they?”
Is Mrs May a Tory Boy?
As a chat up line for around the KIng’s Cross area, that is spankingly good. Well done
You are rather far out from Portland Place, aren’t you?
Do you know your way back?
Nick Buckles sounds like someone who should be running a shoe shop in Trumpton.
Camberdick Green more like.
Jack a Tory
Cleaning up the puke in Mary, Mungo and Midge’s elevator.
but seriously folks – why doesn’t Bickles run a hot bath, step in, lie back, and slit his wrists? He’s a sorry excuse for a man, and should kíll himself.
Seriously.
It’s an omni/hypershambles, the BBC told me.
Buckles = Shambles.
One two
bucklemy shoeThree, four, knock at the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Nine, ten, a big fat lie
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve into super injunction
Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting
Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen
Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting
Nineteen, twenty, my plate’s empty
‘Oh, what a lovely war’, it wouldn’t be allowed now
not that it should ever have been – only a few million casualties – for nothing – don’t scare the horses – slaughter them in their millions
Channel 4 @ 9.00 pm
Gordon Behind Bars
*Repeat
It’s Tony behind bars I want to see, especially when he’s got his pants round his ankles getting the Gaddafi treatment off of his ‘boyfriend’ Abdul.
Went into the Pound Shop yesterday, and McDoom’s book (the large, hardbacked one) was on sale for……….. yes you guessed it…………. one pound!
Honestly!!
My Father told me to confiscate all the Gold Medals
We don’t like winners anyway
“a politically sensitive program created by the guardian and the LSE shown on the bbc … well its bound to be honest, factual and not in any way bias” … quote from the big book of things you’ll never heard said.
As a retired engineer I have negotiated and signed many engineering maintenance and contracts.
Today however with what has been going on etc: etc: with G4S I have been surprised at there being no mention of the words penalty clauses.
It would appear to me that in government we have a complete set of incompetent nutters signing away taxpayers money willy nilly.
I also bear in mind there are many many instances of this right across the government and public sector,a prime example being PFI and that rip off scandal.
Apologies:- After and it should have read project contracts.
We didn’t do ‘due diligence’. Not if John Reid, ex Libor MP, is a director.
Was this contract with G4S agreed with the current or previous Government ?
Was it Sue ?
Want to recruit quickly
Advert here.
EARN
EIGHT THOUSAND QUID A WEEK
for
ONLY THREE WEEKS.
cos that’s what they are spending per employee…
The maths I have is they are charging £57million for approximately 4000 recruits they already have plus another 3K expected. That is over the 3 weeks for the Olympics plus the paralympics which follows it (12 days) though they wont need anything like as many staff for that.
So I’d call it £57m/7000 = £8000 per employee over 3 weeks and up to another week. That makes it about £2000 per recruit for wages, training, transport, accommodation, uniforms etc.
£2000 per week that is but still quite a nice little earner.
Did you hear that dopey cow on the Commons select committee asking that bloke from G4S if his company had any previous experience in providing security for any events on the same scale as the Olympics, FFS !
Why Britain never got to the moon
Job application for lunar astronaut: Have you ever been as far as the moon before.
That’s how we all think when posting job adverts
But mass unemployment of young people is not out fault
Just some bigoted woman.
Just a brief note to thank everyone in the media today, especially the BBC, who helped us not only reach, but exceed, our per diem target of 50,000 mentions of the words, ‘shambles’, ‘omni-shambles’ or ‘shambolic’ !
Well done all. Tomorrow we’re aiming for 60,000 mentions. Keep up the good work.
Don’t worry Ed, we’re backing you all the way
Fuck me, Newsnight has got that tax cheat Ken Livingturd on.
So to discuss the Olympics we have a trade unionist, Red Ken, a left wing hack and a ‘diversity bell end’
Typical of BBC ‘balance’ then.
STFU and pay your TV tax!
STFU and pay your TV tax, again!
The BBC is a fucking disgrace.
‘Dave’ the stupid fucker, thinks the Brown Bullshit Corpse – are ‘Super’.
Bring in the destroyers!
Cameron needs the BBC-Graun etc, to be whiney and critical. That way he can present himself as a middle of the road sorta guy, pointing out that the “right” are critical too. Of course it is all a charade, Cameron is on board with the broad lefty progressive mantra and all it’s elitist, destructive socialist ideals.
B U T ……. we did get to see Kirsty’s cellulite
Yuk, she must be 65 if a day and shouldn’t be showing her legs or face off.
Fucking BBC. Kirsty rat face Wark moaning to David Willets that those nasty Tories are not putting enough money into science and medical research. Because of course when Labour were in power the BBC were always running articles on how much they were putting into science weren’t they?….oh hang on perhaps not.
Perhaps if Krusty Wark and her mates at the BBC didn’t dodge paying their taxes we could afford to put more money into science?
So livingslime hasn’t bin mayor since 2008 added to which he was caught red handed cheeting the state out of his fucking taxes and guess what the Bbbc think it’s OK having him on ‘news’ night.
The BBC is a fucking disgrace!
So the unanswered question is who or what authorised this judge to super- injunct.
Piano wire at the ready. Westminster really needs a dose of real-life.
It’s all falling apart.
EXCELLENT, about time too.
Keep your wire well greased. They’re all in San Gimignano and the Seychelles, and they won’t be back for weeks.
Has Margaret Hodge apologised for subjecting children to horrendous crimes against humanity or is she still stalling?
She’s moved to Barking now, so hopes all memories of Islington have disappeared.
She’s still worth hundreds of millions though, the hypocritical socialist bitch.
‘She’s moved to Barking.’ A sentence to remember when launching future attacks on the mad bitch.
I scarpered FROM Barking.
There’s more diversity in Midsomer than in my little Dorset hide away.
F-ing brill comrades.
We really don’t give a fuck who may or may not be buried. All us in the private sector need to do is reduce our outgoings…. searches, rescues not withstanding. Screw them – they are dead already.
Thanks for that. Its actually very good.
If I have happened upon quite a few documents of note from various “institutions” who do I call?
Private Eye?
What denomination?
Mr Speaker, as you know, I am the walrus.
Coo coo ca choo
Don’t you think you’re getting a bit long in the tooth ?
Well, like innit I mean, its like geezers having Ipads, Iphones and like me I ain’t got nuffink know wharimean. Not fair is it so I goes and break a few windows smash a few geezers. What do I get…six weeks.