July 11th, 2012

Video: Anne Marie Morris’ PMQs Shouty Crackers Question

No, Guido isn’t sure what she’s saying either…


  1. 1
    Plant spotter says:

    Rubbish plant.

    • 26
      Dave a man for all the wrong reasons says:

      But it is good to see a real Tory sitting on the Tory party benches. There’s not many left these days.

      • 28
        Hang The Bastards says:

        Time of the month. Simples…

        • 35
          UKIP.i.am says:

          Why is it that the Tories have to shout to get themselves heard whereas Labour can almost whisper and be heard?

          • Durr... says:

            The Speaker is a tit.

          • Forkbender says:

            Never heard of her before, what was she on or what had she had to drink

          • Reminds me of that bit in ‘The King’s Speech’…

            Princess Elizabeth: [watching a clip of Hitler speaking] What’s he saying?
            King George VI: I don’t know but… he seems to be saying it rather well.

            And really, what was the Speaker doing?

        • 57
          Ippikin says:

          Ah, I wondered what it was she had wrapped around her arm. Must have been jumbo size though!

          • BigWillyFitzpatrick says:

            She’s been fisting an old dyke!

          • Big Momma says:

            Sprained wrist support waving in the air -good to see that Liebour do not have the monopoly on shouting and screaming women.

        • 64
          Robert the Biker says:

          Yes, PMT meets PMQs :-)

    • 74
      Anonymous says:

      I think she had wine with her lunch !

  2. 2
    Sponge says:

    Until now I thought being deaf was a handicap.

  3. 3
    Dear Guido says:

    May we, your loyal readers have a statement on the failure to have live chat?

    It has been known for a few weeks that Coverit live was changing and i guess that you or a member of the team would have known or been informed.

    I hope all issues with livechat are sorted for the next session.


  4. 4
    Tooth fairy says:

    Probably overdosed on pain killers if the splint on her arm is anything to do with it.

    Seemed a bit red in the face too alcohol + pain killers = incoherence.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Pathetic, the whole lot of them – what a way to earn a living.

    • 20
      Gawd Help Us says:

      Not so much a living more of a luxury lifestyle.

      • 48
        Durr... says:

        Like bad children in a posh playground. Fuck off the lot of ‘em. After the expenses & cash issues they do us no good whatever.

  6. 6
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Just can’t trust the Tories to even ask questions at PMQ’s !

  7. 7

    At least she appears to be awake.

  8. 8

    her arm doesn’t look to be causing her any pain there. i think we need a public, judge-led inquiry into her injury. She must be claiming incapacity benefits on that somewhere

    • 15
      Benefit Scrounging for Beginners says:

      No, she gets incapacity benefits because of her quadriplegia. Caused by slipping on the floor at ASDA (compensation claim outstanding). Innit.

  9. 9
    Jus Saying says:

    Drug Dealers have more candour than these slobs.

  10. 10
    The Angel of Dearth says:

    39 seconds that explain perfectly why this country has gone to the dogs.

  11. 13
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And of course this bunch of rabble rousing (all of them) pygmies are off on extended school recess as of next Tuesday – not to return [next PMQs] until September 5th. Rats aboard a stinking ship of fools, liars, frauds, criminals, cheats ….. etc

    Wouldn’t mind starting in September with a clean slate like some other countries elsewhere.

    • 29
      nellnewman says:

      well that’s fine as long as none of them are aboard my ship which I’m going to find in southampton on saturday.

      Maybe after they come back after their extensive taxpayer funded luxury hols they’ll all be sensible, hardworking, caring useful mp’s Ha!

      • 37

        Going anywhere nice/warmer/drier, nell?

      • 40
        Anonymous says:

        “luxury hols ” = factfinding visit.

      • 44
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Nell – I doubt very much if any of them are going to find their backbones over the summer nor any moral integrity – They are to a man (and woman) lying low-life toe rags who do not ‘act for their constituents’ particularly when it comes to fraud and criminality where ‘light is shone’ upon the darkness of the financial world.

        My MP – has been put on notice by a request – in respect of the conduct of many other Barclays staff and executive officers – if he fails to do the right thing – he will be shown to be a living example of what a bunch of liars they all are.

    • 36
      SE says:

      Self-employed and can only afford 4 days holiday in UK with two days being Saturday/Sunday- Politicians WTF!!

  12. 14
    Barry says:

    I think this was a PMT question.

  13. 16
    keredybretsa says:

    Calm down Duckie, have a GT gargle and rest your wobbly arm. Poor soul, really, she doesn’t know better.

  14. 18
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Abbot currently falling asleep on TV while in Care Debate. Glad to see you are so interested in your subject Diane!

  15. 19
    anonymous says:

    Being shouted down by braying drunken men will do that to you.

  16. 21
    Inveraray says:

    Koodniunnnerstawnawurrdra bird sayd……but the dug wis goin bananas!

  17. 23
    AC1 says:

    Can the new chamber be called the House of Baths? We can see whether they can run it.

  18. 24
    Rick says:

    She sounds like she really wants a promotion.

  19. 25
    Doktorb says:

    Tired and emotional?

  20. 43
    annette curton says:

    Tip… don’t wave your ‘injured arm’ around on camera if claiming disability benefits.

  21. 45
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Who are Rightster? Who are they to claim video they have NO rights to?

  22. 46
    Simon says:

    The reply should have started with “I am grateful to the whips for providing me with a copy of the question they gave my honourable friend because I couldn’t understand a word she shrieked”.

  23. 52
    The BBC can whistle for its licence fee. PAY ME damages. says:

    Jog On.

  24. 53
    Nan Taylor says:

    Silly minge. Didn’t do women’s credibility any good at all. Reminded me of that squeaky wheel Penny Red. She gobs off to no effect as well.

  25. 56
    Pentangelis says:

    I thought that manifestations of the Banshee had all but stopped these days – evidently I was misinformed.

  26. 61
    Edith Gums says:

    Just another deranged MP, though she didn’t bother me, she scared the hell of my ‘Hearing Dog’, stupid bitch, and the poor little thing laid a massive Cable, which will forwarded to her post haste.

  27. 63
    The Octoberman says:

    Having a ‘Delia’ moment. Might get a bit of morning sofa telly out of it!

  28. 65
    Gary Elsby says:

    What a nut job.
    Could you imagine her running the Country?
    She’s nuke Newcastle upon Tyne.

    • 70
      Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein says:

      No bad thing although Liverpool would be my preferred option.

  29. 67
    moby dick says:

    ‘the stupidest thing ever YELLED said by a smart person.’

  30. 71
    Ukip_eter says:

    Its great to see a backbencher show passion.

    Most , moan, groan and fall asleep.

  31. 72
    Nemesis says:

    This woman is absolutely barking. She even jerked her injured arm up and down in a frenzy of madness. Talk about lunatics she needs sectioning. Either that or the twat was drunk, as probably most of the muppets in that place were.

  32. 73
    Anonymous says:


  33. 75
    Anonymous says:

    I hope she is as wild and loud when she is naked and writhing in bed – where did I put those tissues!

  34. 76
    Jimmy says:

    I don’t know. You all sound like that to me.

    Sorry to see the sling. Startling to see what the whips have to do to get plants at PMQs these days.

  35. 79
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    I think it would be a good idea to introduce compulsory random drug testing in the Commons having seen that woman in action.

    it needn’t cost much and would perhaps reassure the taxpayers.

  36. 80
    PC clitoris says:

    Stupid Tory bitch full of shit without a clue.No use to Dave can’t even give him a hand job.

  37. 84
    Anonymous says:

    But we can be sure that it was bollocks.

  38. 85
    Exmouth.Paul says:

    Whips used to pin MPs against the wall and just threaten violence. What did they do or say to her, “first a bruised arm and next we come around to your place and trash your Aga. No more cakes for your church fetes.”

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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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