July 11th, 2012

Video: Anne Marie Morris’ PMQs Shouty Crackers Question


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    Plant spotter says:

    Rubbish plant.

  2. 2
    Sponge says:

    Until now I thought being deaf was a handicap.

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    Dear Guido says:

    May we, your loyal readers have a statement on the failure to have live chat?

    It has been known for a few weeks that Coverit live was changing and i guess that you or a member of the team would have known or been informed.

    I hope all issues with livechat are sorted for the next session.


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    Tooth fairy says:

    Probably overdosed on pain killers if the splint on her arm is anything to do with it.

    Seemed a bit red in the face too alcohol + pain killers = incoherence.

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    Anonymous says:

    Pathetic, the whole lot of them – what a way to earn a living.

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    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Just can’t trust the Tories to even ask questions at PMQ’s !

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    At least she appears to be awake.

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    her arm doesn’t look to be causing her any pain there. i think we need a public, judge-led inquiry into her injury. She must be claiming incapacity benefits on that somewhere

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    Jus Saying says:

    Drug Dealers have more candour than these slobs.

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    The Angel of Dearth says:

    39 seconds that explain perfectly why this country has gone to the dogs.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I demand a public enquiry and so does my Shallow Chancer!

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Since the next PMQs are in September Guido should have long enough…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And of course this bunch of rabble rousing (all of them) pygmies are off on extended school recess as of next Tuesday – not to return [next PMQs] until September 5th. Rats aboard a stinking ship of fools, liars, frauds, criminals, cheats ….. etc

    Wouldn’t mind starting in September with a clean slate like some other countries elsewhere.

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    Barry says:

    I think this was a PMT question.

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    Benefit Scrounging for Beginners says:

    No, she gets incapacity benefits because of her quadriplegia. Caused by slipping on the floor at ASDA (compensation claim outstanding). Innit.

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    keredybretsa says:

    Calm down Duckie, have a GT gargle and rest your wobbly arm. Poor soul, really, she doesn’t know better.

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    Nonny Mouse says:

    Abbot currently falling asleep on TV while in Care Debate. Glad to see you are so interested in your subject Diane!

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    anonymous says:

    Being shouted down by braying drunken men will do that to you.

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    Gawd Help Us says:

    Not so much a living more of a luxury lifestyle.

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    Inveraray says:

    Koodniunnnerstawnawurrdra bird sayd……but the dug wis goin bananas!

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    Mad Harriet Harperson says:

    You stupid men wouldn’t know the JOY of PMT! It is a right of passage, a blessing that sets us wimmin on a higher ground than you ridiculous PMT-less men *spit*.

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    AC1 says:

    Can the new chamber be called the House of Baths? We can see whether they can run it.

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    Rick says:

    She sounds like she really wants a promotion.

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    Doktorb says:

    Tired and emotional?

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    Dave a man for all the wrong reasons says:

    But it is good to see a real Tory sitting on the Tory party benches. There’s not many left these days.

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    AC1 says:

    Not enough black kids in care? We know what lengths black women will go to for their kids benefit (except choosing a decent father it seems).

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Time of the month. Simples…

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    nellnewman says:

    well that’s fine as long as none of them are aboard my ship which I’m going to find in southampton on saturday.

    Maybe after they come back after their extensive taxpayer funded luxury hols they’ll all be sensible, hardworking, caring useful mp’s Ha!

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Send posts in by Royal mail?

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    Nick says:

    Rite of passage.

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    Mad Harriet Harperson says:


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    Diane Fatbu*tt says:


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    I’ll use message in a bottle.

    Quicker and more reliable.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Why is it that the Tories have to shout to get themselves heard whereas Labour can almost whisper and be heard?

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    SE says:

    Self-employed and can only afford 4 days holiday in UK with two days being Saturday/Sunday- Politicians WTF!!

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    Going anywhere nice/warmer/drier, nell?

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    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    alcohol+pain killers+Tory MP+Devonian=the Nutter of Newton Abbot

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    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    Bermuda and the Beewees by way of Newton Abbot?

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    Anonymous says:

    “luxury hols ” = factfinding visit.

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    David Camoron says:


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    annette curton says:

    Tip… don’t wave your ‘injured arm’ around on camera if claiming disability benefits.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nell – I doubt very much if any of them are going to find their backbones over the summer nor any moral integrity – They are to a man (and woman) lying low-life toe rags who do not ‘act for their constituents’ particularly when it comes to fraud and criminality where ‘light is shone’ upon the darkness of the financial world.

    My MP – has been put on notice by a request – in respect of the conduct of many other Barclays staff and executive officers – if he fails to do the right thing – he will be shown to be a living example of what a bunch of liars they all are.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    Who are Rightster? Who are they to claim video they have NO rights to?

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    Simon says:

    The reply should have started with “I am grateful to the whips for providing me with a copy of the question they gave my honourable friend because I couldn’t understand a word she shrieked”.

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    Durr... says:

    The Speaker is a tit.

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    Durr... says:

    Like bad children in a posh playground. Fuck off the lot of ‘em. After the expenses & cash issues they do us no good whatever.

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    Durr... says:

    And former Bank Chairmen I can think of.

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    Dobbie says:

    Wrong orifice.

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    Forkbender says:

    Never heard of her before, what was she on or what had she had to drink

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    The BBC can whistle for its licence fee. PAY ME damages. says:

    Jog On.

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    Nan Taylor says:

    Silly minge. Didn’t do women’s credibility any good at all. Reminded me of that squeaky wheel Penny Red. She gobs off to no effect as well.

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    Rue de la Loi says:

    Presumably Dave replied “calm down dear”?

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    One M in Amanita, my little death-cap.

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    Pentangelis says:

    I thought that manifestations of the Banshee had all but stopped these days – evidently I was misinformed.

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    Ippikin says:

    Ah, I wondered what it was she had wrapped around her arm. Must have been jumbo size though!

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    Ippikin says:

    No no, be fair, Tory Ladies of a certain age!

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    Pentangelis says:

    She has out-Dorriesed Nadine!

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    Ippikin says:

    *Spit* I thought it was leakage!

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    Edith Gums says:

    Just another deranged MP, though she didn’t bother me, she scared the hell of my ‘Hearing Dog’, stupid bitch, and the poor little thing laid a massive Cable, which will forwarded to her post haste.

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    Pentangelis says:

    Too many pasties washed down with meths.

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    The Octoberman says:

    Having a ‘Delia’ moment. Might get a bit of morning sofa telly out of it!

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    Robert the Biker says:

    Yes, PMT meets PMQs :-)

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    Gary Elsby says:

    What a nut job.
    Could you imagine her running the Country?
    She’s nuke Newcastle upon Tyne.

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    A Tory wouldn’t be seen dead in ASDA. It’s F &M or at a pinch Waitrose for them.

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    moby dick says:

    ‘the stupidest thing ever YELLED said by a smart person.’

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    Tractor Jack says:

    We shoot dogs like that on the farm

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    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    Nope, in my case it’s “Dial DOUBLE M for Murder”.

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    Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein says:

    No bad thing although Liverpool would be my preferred option.

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    Ukip_eter says:

    Its great to see a backbencher show passion.

    Most , moan, groan and fall asleep.

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    Nemesis says:

    This woman is absolutely barking. She even jerked her injured arm up and down in a frenzy of madness. Talk about lunatics she needs sectioning. Either that or the twat was drunk, as probably most of the muppets in that place were.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Anonymous says:

    I think she had wine with her lunch !

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    Anonymous says:

    I hope she is as wild and loud when she is naked and writhing in bed – where did I put those tissues!

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    Jimmy says:

    I don’t know. You all sound like that to me.

    Sorry to see the sling. Startling to see what the whips have to do to get plants at PMQs these days.

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    “””You stupid men wouldn’t know the JOY of PMT!””

    Oh , but we do ….

    We suffer from it more than our wives do !!!!!!!!!

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    BigWillyFitzpatrick says:

    She’s been fisting an old dyke!

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    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    I think it would be a good idea to introduce compulsory random drug testing in the Commons having seen that woman in action.

    it needn’t cost much and would perhaps reassure the taxpayers.

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    PC clitoris says:

    Stupid Tory bitch full of shit without a clue.No use to Dave can’t even give him a hand job.

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    Willsteed says:

    She’s pissed – simple.

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    Big Momma says:

    Sprained wrist support waving in the air -good to see that Liebour do not have the monopoly on shouting and screaming women.

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    Reminds me of that bit in ‘The King’s Speech’…

    Princess Elizabeth: [watching a clip of Hitler speaking] What’s he saying?
    King George VI: I don’t know but… he seems to be saying it rather well.

    And really, what was the Speaker doing?

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    Anonymous says:

    But we can be sure that it was bollocks.

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    Exmouth.Paul says:

    Whips used to pin MPs against the wall and just threaten violence. What did they do or say to her, “first a bruised arm and next we come around to your place and trash your Aga. No more cakes for your church fetes.”

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