Hain v Gove
Something in the Commons water this week? Hain and Gove on verge of coming to blows behind speakers chair.—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) July 11, 2012
Fight! Peter Hain tells Gove "grow up". Mickey juts out jaw, waves and shouts it's Ed Mili's fault. Kicking off behind Speaker's chair #pmqs—
Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) July 11, 2012
Gove and I not near coming to blows – he was screaming like a demented school child but calmed down after I told him to grow up @eyespymp—
Peter Hain (@PeterHain) July 11, 2012
Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun…
Peter Hain = orange lying bastard.
Cricket pitch despoiler.
They do not come any lower than that.
Did he really rob a bank?
He fought against apartheid in order to make sure people like the below could be elected, although he seems to not want to return now they’re in power?
It was always a shame that back in the day Hain was so insignificant in ZA that the boys from BOSS didn’t warrant turfing him out the top window of their HQ building…
Yes, of course he did…
But does that expression have any currency nowadays?
In soviet World, Banks Robs You.
Oh.
Same as UK, then…
No, he did not rob a bank, it was someone else that looked exactly like him, who rather sneakily did it at a time when Peter was unable to prove his whereabouts and therefore his innocence.
He is now able to prove his innocence with a DNA test that was not available at the time but is now, although he steadfastly refuses to do so.
He also forgot about 103,000 quid in election expenses, but that was the been pee’s fault for finding out about it and provoking an investigation, not Peter’s for being a lying, expenses cheating, bank robbing bastard.
AC1 he was only the getaway driver….
Orange, lying, smarmy, left-wing, fiddling bastard if you please.
So those are the better parts. And the nasty parts?
He ‘employs’ his 99yr old mother as a secretary.
I am warming to this.
Could I add … at an amount just short of the minimum wage?
Is this as opposed to Peter Bone(head) who employed a girl at 87p per hoiur?
I bet he pays her minimum wage.
I send my mum out on the game to keep me in pop tarts.
Hello Tat.
I’m sorry to guess that means your mother was a prostitute and your father never cared for you, or even knew of your existence.
It does go some-way to explaining your feelings of abandonment and hate for the world.
We all hope that, with therapy and other treatment you can,
Get well soon.
Just like David Laws
Apart from the orange bit could be dead ringer for you
True…but at least I’m not Welsh.
No but you are a plastic jock, you did post that you are english (nation of immigrunts) living in jockland by choice, even the english got rid of you
Listen us plastic jocks are the scum of the earth and proud of it, another pint of heavy
I’m looking for an Irish citizen who works for a porn baron and the Russian government. Any ideas, Guido?
Be more specific. Genuinely Irish or just an affectation?
Peter Hain = Link of Shit
Yeah! Him and “make-it-up” Maguire with the same story….must be true.
Eh puis zut! You need some more glasses, old chap; or else I do. Looking at the photograph, they look almost the same colour to me. I think, speaking as a fashion expert, that the ties are influencing our perceptions of the complexions of the two protagonists.
Look again. Gove’s complexion has a pinkish tinge. Hain’s is zombie grey under the fake tan.
Really hard to know whose word to believe.
One is a conviction politician who had the balls to run against the sycophantic herd at Levenson; the other a mendacious ball of sleaze who has been subject to a police investigation into misuse of election expenses.
Perfectly put.
Does Hain’s mum type out his twitter posts?
Isn’t that Peter Hain a foreigner? Or is he “one of us”?
He’s got that “glow” about him – Martian Red?
All a load of c-unts.
Maguire wants to look more closely “Mickey juts out jaw”, Micky does not seem to have much of a jaw to jut out
Well, I like Peter Hain, and I like Michael Gove…
Like spiders don’t spin webs
So come on who do you all think’ll win
I don’t know what they were arguing about but Haine appears to be saying “mine’s that big” OK he’s a big dick but not worth arguing about
I know a web of deceit when I see one.
Criminals shouldn’t be allowed any where near the HoC….
Could you imagine how empty it would be!
As empty as the brains of the present incumbents?
It would be bloody abandoned.
Having met the orange south african bastard on a few occasions I can confirm that not only is he obnoxious but I would not trust anything he says, apart from that he is cnut
You should know.
Of course i would know you thick shit, I met him, now go back to school
Calm down dear – you are frightening the sheep.
I think you prove Dolly’s point.
LOL
Thats rich coming from SAS NOT SPad
Owain write that in Welsh
I’m with you on this one Owain. Hain is an imposter and an odious political opportunist.
The people of Neath and Port Talbot have disgraced themsleves and brought shame on the whole of Wales.
As with Hains apology for slavery on behalf of the Wales, I hereby apologise to the people of Great Britain on behalf of Wales for allowing this turd to debase Parliament in our name.
I attended Question Time and Hain was on the panel. He was late, accompanied at all times by his minder/spinner. After the show, the panel mixed freely with the audience and engaged in debate/conversation. Sour faced Hain refused to speak to anyone while he awaited his chauffeur. One of the biggets hypocritical, lying, socialist c*nts in British politics.
Surely he’s not all bad? I’m trying to think of a redeeming feature.
Did he pay back any expenses? I forget.
Bet Gove punches like a twat anyway.
Peter Hain is a lying Hunt.
Never liked him, but I dislike Gove far more – an evil little shit.
If it comes to blows, Gove will wake up with a crowd round him, and his wallet mysteriously emptied.
I doubt it, Gove is an Aberdonian.
He leaves his wallet at home?
No. Locked in a bank safe with all record of the combination destroyed.
Put it like this, it was so cold during the winter of 2010 that Aberdonian solicitors were walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
If that is the case, it would no be the best malt talking
A message left in it saying “There’s no money left: The Labour Party”
Confident and assured hissy-fit from Peter behind the speaker’s chair today
Is it ‘cos ‘e is blick?
Orange surely
He went orange with rage
I’m amazed at how much vitriol exists between the 3 main parties since they agree on almost everything.
More upsetting is how most of the public keep voting for them.
Comment of the week, they do agree on almost everything (whilst pretending to disagree on the niceties), Meanwhile back at the ranch 60 million people don’t agree.
Or frankly, care at all.
One thing about cnut Hain if you ever meet him, his head appears to be two or three sizes too large for body, a bit like that chee-chee on bbc news
True. He would make the perfect counterpoint to Eric Pickles whose body appears to be 2 or 3 times to big for his head.
My belly’s twenty times too large for my cock. Ask any diary secretary.
A bit like Nick Soames whose ex-wife once described sex with Nick as being like “having a large wardrobe fall on you – a large wardrobe with a very small key”.
That’s a sizeist comment – you sizeist bastard. Justin of Inchshortloch
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Whereas you’re normal then.
Plastic jock
He’s not an alien – is he?
We should be told. His governor looks like one.
Cameron “This money will give another 3 million babies a chance in life ”
Yes that maybe so , you fuckin clueless twat
Then they will all need feeding you total TiT
Dig into your pockets camoron is giving lots of money we have borrowed to the rest of the world, don’t these countries have goverments.
Now that’s a boxing match I would like to promote
Mickey”Scarface” Gove v. Peter”Scarface” Hain
I’ll take on the winner please.
What about Lembic Opic
A Saffir versus a Scot– you could have sold out many a sleazy boxing venue with that match-up back in the day! English versus Scottish; Welsh versus English; Irish versus English; British versus (preferably of colour) Commonwealther! That kind of thing used to get the audience’s blood going– let’s all cheer “our lad” on– and in some cases, the police’s too, if they had to come in and break things up, as, depending on the amount of the consumption of alcohol by the fans, was never out of the question. (PC Truncheon McCosh usually sorted ‘em out if they wouldn’t leave pe*aceable like.) Ah, the good old days of smoky little gyms that reeked of sweat, beer, piss and cigars!
Nice one Grandad- now go back to sleep.
reeked of sweat, beer, piss and cigars
Coo-eee
Cotho
A strong and assured performance, if I do say so myself.
Hey Peter have you finished with my presidential strength tanning oil?
http://becksmithhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/george-hamilton.jpg
Obama uses extra strong.
Ah The Hollyweirdo mob … did anyone notice Ernest Borgnine’s Obituary in the Graph on Tuesday?
Here’s a snippet from the published article
“…. Borgnine was an active Freemason, and held the 33rd degree of the Scottish Rite of Masonry as well as the Grand Cross, the highest honour for service to the Scottish Rite. …”
Just another Turkey who would vote for Christmas.
Ring Ring , Ring Ring : Hello Merv King !
Hello Merv it’s Dave here !
can you just knock us out another half a billion quids
and put it in an envelope for Africa ?
god i’m good
How can you preach contraception to cultures where women are not allowed to say no ?
Are you referring to the Bullingdon girlfriends?
Are you one of the members, Tristram? Right up your street, by the look of your name. Or are you just a traitor to your class?
Stop saying ‘right up your street’ it has a different meaning in the Bullingdon and brings back bad memories.
We all knew Cameron in ‘pop’ and we all thought he was a right little bitch!
Does not matter, the money will be spent on stretch limo’s, lear jets and shopping in london
I don’t think we’re in a position to lecture when 99% of the white female council estate chav set are breeding like flies.
And the remaining 10,000 are trying to satisfy Bonkers Johnson.
And don’t forget mirrored Ray Bans for the generals
Total waste of money.
They will probably stretch any condom over their bongos or vuvuzelas before commencing the act because they have no organ in the grasshut.
A culture where you just need to get some jizz on the feet and the flies do the rest?
How has Liverpool come into this thread?
Ah but does Chief Akowimbae still statiscally stay with the kids once the contaceptives have been spent ???
Flabbergasted!, run out of virtual ink, machine?.
Does he hell as like
Peter Hain = O R A N G E F A C E D B A N K R O B B E R.
Orange?… you sure?
Actually the best anagram I found for Orange Peter Hain is “A Tangerine Rep Ho”
Tangerine he is, a representative he is and he is always a ‘Ho’ for whatever the latest vote-winning buzz-word.
Still not sure why he didn’t go back to SA when they were ‘freed’, maybe sending him here was SA’s way of punishing us??
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
The title of intro(1) at Army Staff College?
Dickhead Cameron calls people in the UK on benefits ‘shirkers’, including the 7,000 army staff he is throwing onto the dole on one hand yet can’t wait to hand out billions to third world countries were no one works on the other.
What a dickhead.
How many condoms does a £1bn buy?
While on the subject of ‘Benefit Shirkers’ what about farmers? An industry where the motto is ..Nothing without subsidy…no project without grant aid..no failure without compensation. Cuts to this notoriously inefficient industry could save millions for the taxpayer.
EU gravy train for some, Parliament clowns are the great pretenders, they have given away any say on anything of import.
Close all farms and put wind farms on the land
I wonder. would that mean more or less subsidy money?
Wind Farms, nice little perk…you see the Agribandits win every time.
No, build housing on farmland for immigrants. What do we need to grow food for anyway?
No Need at all
The subsidies mostly prop up the supermarkets, not the farmers.
Give me the billion and i’ll tell you
would be at least 3
I hereby give advance of my forthcoming U-Turn
Now I will be backing the”shirkers”,they could be a vote winner !
Unfortunately you cant ‘tap it, unwrap it’ on him, more is the pity.
I’m sorry,so sorry.
So am I
I would just like to say that Lord Coe is lying bast*rd of the first order.
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/wfnews/9810296.WALTHAMSTOW__Olympic_organisers__break_children_s_promise_/#commentsList
A fuckin freeloading sponging one
has he ever had a real job ?
Although i did hear he exchanges blows with William Hague at least once a week
Don’t confuse business with pleasure
If you don’t think training for the 1500 is real work I suggest you try it. Still doesn’t alter the fact that he is a little shit, to quote Steve Ovett.
You are confusing tiring with working. Running around is not work, neither is being the chairman of the British Olympic bid.
I like that. I think such things should be part of the national curriculum, to teach children what democracy is really all about.
But I rekon thats only about level 4. I’d slap the kid round the head and ask ‘em if they believe in Santa and the tooth fairy too.
Just wait for the limpics are finished, then it will come flooding out, the fiddles,expenses, backhanders and the bloody corruption, then coe will be hiding lower than a snakes balls
I feel sorry for Gove, not only does he have to reform the education system, and in so doing go against the teaching unions, he also had to spend an afternoon with Peter Hain.
My niece has just completed her first year as a teacher
she handed her notice in last month and finishes this Friday
she said she will never teach again and is looking for another job
You can blame Gordon Brown for this.
I shall be writing about Islam’s oppression of wimmin and Gays very not ever!
You are still cattle
a fucking cow certainly
and you as you don’t sound Muslin
More cheesecloth than muslin
If Gove didn’t go after ME for what I said about him, I doubt if he’d go after Peter-With-The-Heater. (Of course, if he had done, I’d have wrestled him to the floor and lay atop him until he had passed out from lack of oxygen!)
The face of reason at last, (ahem).
Well, he has point.
Fuck me, if my dog looked like that I would shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards
It’s true. Just look at him . M.C.I. cannot be far off, please G*d.
Comment of the day!!
Fatso watson in full pork mode
Pork On !!
WOOHOO I’m rich !
Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun…
Has Guido ever used “irony” ?
No, he gets a lady in once a week to do his shirts
Cameron “This country will never forgive Labour for what they did ”
He really does live on another planet , he must think he’s doing a spiffing job of ruining this country
call an election tomorrow Dave and just see who wins it
cause i bet you your country seat it won’t be you
Effin Labour troll.
Fraid not knob head
More likely one of Fondling Farrago’s brown-nosers. They are all either deluded or banged up for fraud (or both).
What are you doing to sort it out Davey? Oh that’s right, upping our aid to foreign countries, the EU, feckless countries and anyone else who puts out their begging bowl. FFS!
When all the EU finance ministers met in Brazil last month Cameron was there for one reason only
To secure loans for failing EU countries , now why didn’t that get more media coverage ?
he secures loans at our rates for the bankrupt overspending wankers from the euro zone
what happens if they default ? they’ll be knocking on our fuckin door seems as the paperwork has Dave’s signature on it
Its “county seat”
Who really gives a fuck ?
It’s “Country seat” where i come from
somewhere a rich toff goes to park his arse
Peter Hain is a cowardly, backstabbing imposter.
Any suggestion that this odious political opportunist did anything to end apartheid is an insult to those who stayed behind to continue the fight and were subsequently imprisoned, tortured or killed.
Like brave Sir Robin he abandoned the cause and its people and ran away to the safety of Britain. His reputation for fighting apartheid is not deserved.
He loves money, lots of it. Other peoples off course. Just take a look at his expense claims.
The people of Neath and Port Talbot have disgraced themselves and brought shame on the people of Wales by voting this creature in when the discerning voters of Putney twice booted him out.
With the economy wrecked and our country in ruins he’s got the gall to sit out the rest of his term from the comfort of the backbenches to await his sinecure in the Lords or the EU.
The people of Neath and Port Talbot have been used and should atone for their stupidity. Deselect him forthwith.
Yes but they will not, Neath and Port talbot is the heart of liebour in Wales, even Plaid are on a hiding to nothing, you have got to start with the local council and expose the money grubbing corrupt bastards at grass roots level
Correct, it starts at the bottom. I gave it a shot a couple of weeks ago. 52 seats on the 64 member council. Cost the taxpayer 1,118,786 quid in pay and expenses last year etc etc.
The folks are not interested so long as the benefits keep flowing.
I am taking out a quarter page advert for various reasons
What’s to choose? We’d take ‘em both down the lower field and shoot ‘em and let the foxes have ‘em. Townie scum and the one on the right looks like he’s got make up on! What is he some sort of Eddie Izzard Labour tranny?
I think the foxes would turn their noses up at the unsavoury orange looking mrhain.
the orange peterhain doesn’t have a great deal of credibility even with labour voters I can understand why Gove might want to hit him
It is, of course, every politicians fervent wish to be attacked by Gobby, the 8th dwarf. Even the Squeaker could flatten him.
The Tories, bringing a whole new meaning to the term Johnnie Foreigner.
“Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun…”
What!
As in, I was never a bank robber!
It’s hardly common knowledge, but those in the know are aware of the role one Gordon Brown played in the birth of Michael Gove. For foisting Gove on the public, which is a particularly nasty thing to do, look no further than one man: yes, Gordon Brown. It’s the curse of Jonah yet again.
Wasn’t the DPP in Northern Ireland supposed to be doing Hain the vain for scandalising the judiciary some time ago …?
Mind you the Judiciary are doing a fine job of it themselves these days. How long do they think they can keep the lid on the disgusting antics that go on and have gone on for far too long in the Secret Family Courts?
Their top mouth at present is a certain Wall of secret silence. ho hum – didn’t Prof Roy Meadows and his acolytes just let it all blow up ref: Sally clark, Trupti Patel and Angela Canning.
Lord Justice Coleridge and his mates and many a spineless MP also – need to undersatnd what the ‘Preferred Authority’ means – not that they (excluding the dumbRse MP’s) really want any old joe public to understand the terms.
There are some highly paid up shrink / snake oil salesmen – fezzing up in the Family Courts – lying through their teeth getting good men and women to lose their children and do any of the Family Court Judiciary give a damn about the truth or is it all about protecting the BUSTED probity of the Family Courts?
Hain is a pompous arsehole. Gove should have gobbed in Hain’s eye.
I’ve has the misfortune to work on a project a few years ago that involved Hain and getting his approval to proceed. He was a self obsessed arse, but to be fair to him, every politician I’ve met has been a self obsessed arse. He’s in good company.
Gove is a slavering fuckwit, the sight of him telling me whats good for our children makes me wretch.
In years gone by his parents would have kept him in the attic.
I’m a simple man and try to forgive, however Mr Gove , you are slime.
Hains a Hunt too, onfact they are all Hunts.
We make the wealth they fucking live on.
Hunts
Check out my credentials!
http://eotp.org/2009/01/28/new-labours-peter-hain-m-p/
New someone who worked for Gove but left because she thought he was the thickest MP ever elected and simply did’nt have a clue or any common sense.
Do excuse me – I have not had a go at the mental journo Kevin Magoo Maguire today. How’s the relationship between you and Marina Hyde over at the Gruniad these days Kevin? Do you remember our emails before you were Sacked / Allowed to leave / left before the Gruniad before you were sacked by the gruniad? Never mind I still have all the emails and the ones between Ms jekyll [She really is a Luv] and I in respect of Andrew Neil?
“Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun”
Whereas Gove’s side of a story is always a lie.
Since when have any politicians told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?