July 11th, 2012

Hain v Gove

Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun…


  1. 1
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Peter Hain = orange lying bastard.


  2. 2
    Fact says:

    All a load of c-unts.


  3. 3
    Ah! Monika says:

    Like spiders don’t spin webs


  4. 4
    maggie the dog says:

    So come on who do you all think’ll win


    • 166
      Fawkbender says:

      I don’t know what they were arguing about but Haine appears to be saying “mine’s that big” OK he’s a big dick but not worth arguing about


  5. 5
    Incy Wincy says:

    I know a web of deceit when I see one.


  6. 6
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Criminals shouldn’t be allowed any where near the HoC….

    Could you imagine how empty it would be!


  7. 10
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Having met the orange south african bastard on a few occasions I can confirm that not only is he obnoxious but I would not trust anything he says, apart from that he is cnut


    • 16
      Dolly says:

      You should know.


    • 123

      I’m with you on this one Owain. Hain is an imposter and an odious political opportunist.

      The people of Neath and Port Talbot have disgraced themsleves and brought shame on the whole of Wales.

      As with Hains apology for slavery on behalf of the Wales, I hereby apologise to the people of Great Britain on behalf of Wales for allowing this turd to debase Parliament in our name.


    • 136
      Ex-Tory says:

      I attended Question Time and Hain was on the panel. He was late, accompanied at all times by his minder/spinner. After the show, the panel mixed freely with the audience and engaged in debate/conversation. Sour faced Hain refused to speak to anyone while he awaited his chauffeur. One of the biggets hypocritical, lying, socialist c*nts in British politics.


      • 185
        Rottweiler Ron says:

        Surely he’s not all bad? I’m trying to think of a redeeming feature.

        Did he pay back any expenses? I forget.


  8. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Bet Gove punches like a twat anyway.


  9. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Peter Hain is a lying Hunt.


  10. 17
    GUBU says:

    If it comes to blows, Gove will wake up with a crowd round him, and his wallet mysteriously emptied.


  11. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    Confident and assured hissy-fit from Peter behind the speaker’s chair today


  12. 20

    He went orange with rage


  13. 22
    Raving Loon says:

    I’m amazed at how much vitriol exists between the 3 main parties since they agree on almost everything.

    More upsetting is how most of the public keep voting for them.


    • 40
      annette curton says:

      Comment of the week, they do agree on almost everything (whilst pretending to disagree on the niceties), Meanwhile back at the ranch 60 million people don’t agree.


  14. 23
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    One thing about cnut Hain if you ever meet him, his head appears to be two or three sizes too large for body, a bit like that chee-chee on bbc news


  15. 24

    Cameron “This money will give another 3 million babies a chance in life ”
    Yes that maybe so , you fuckin clueless twat
    Then they will all need feeding you total TiT


    • 29
      Well it's a thought says:

      Dig into your pockets camoron is giving lots of money we have borrowed to the rest of the world, don’t these countries have goverments.


  16. 25
    Barry Hearn says:

    Now that’s a boxing match I would like to promote

    Mickey”Scarface” Gove v. Peter”Scarface” Hain


    • 37
      Bob"Rough" Diamond says:

      I’ll take on the winner please.


    • 76
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      A Saffir versus a Scot– you could have sold out many a sleazy boxing venue with that match-up back in the day! English versus Scottish; Welsh versus English; Irish versus English; British versus (preferably of colour) Commonwealther! That kind of thing used to get the audience’s blood going– let’s all cheer “our lad” on– and in some cases, the police’s too, if they had to come in and break things up, as, depending on the amount of the consumption of alcohol by the fans, was never out of the question. (PC Truncheon McCosh usually sorted ‘em out if they wouldn’t leave pe*aceable like.) Ah, the good old days of smoky little gyms that reeked of sweat, beer, piss and cigars!


  17. 27
    Robin Banks says:



  18. 30
    Peter Pain says:

    A strong and assured performance, if I do say so myself.


  19. 31
    George Hamilton says:

    Hey Peter have you finished with my presidential strength tanning oil?


    • 60
      AC1 says:

      Obama uses extra strong.


    • 150
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Ah The Hollyweirdo mob … did anyone notice Ernest Borgnine’s Obituary in the Graph on Tuesday?

      Here’s a snippet from the published article
      “…. Borgnine was an active Freemason, and held the 33rd degree of the Scottish Rite of Masonry as well as the Grand Cross, the highest honour for service to the Scottish Rite. …”

      Just another Turkey who would vote for Christmas.


  20. 36

    Ring Ring , Ring Ring : Hello Merv King !

    Hello Merv it’s Dave here !
    can you just knock us out another half a billion quids
    and put it in an envelope for Africa ?

    god i’m good


  21. 39

    How can you preach contraception to cultures where women are not allowed to say no ?


    • 46
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      Are you referring to the Bullingdon girlfriends?


      • 78
        Slippery Slope says:

        Are you one of the members, Tristram? Right up your street, by the look of your name. Or are you just a traitor to your class?


        • 117
          Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

          Stop saying ‘right up your street’ it has a different meaning in the Bullingdon and brings back bad memories.


    • 55
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      Does not matter, the money will be spent on stretch limo’s, lear jets and shopping in london


      • 70
        Aunty Matter says:

        I don’t think we’re in a position to lecture when 99% of the white female council estate chav set are breeding like flies.


      • 77
        Quisling says:

        And don’t forget mirrored Ray Bans for the generals


    • 67
      a non says:

      Total waste of money.
      They will probably stretch any condom over their bongos or vuvuzelas before commencing the act because they have no organ in the grasshut.


    • 75
      Q says:

      A culture where you just need to get some jizz on the feet and the flies do the rest?


  22. 44
    not a machine says:

    Ah but does Chief Akowimbae still statiscally stay with the kids once the contaceptives have been spent ???


  23. 57
    Cogito Ergo Sum says:

    Peter Hain = O R A N G E F A C E D B A N K R O B B E R.


    • 86
      Toon Bob... says:

      Orange?… you sure?


    • 187
      lojolondon says:

      Actually the best anagram I found for Orange Peter Hain is “A Tangerine Rep Ho”

      Tangerine he is, a representative he is and he is always a ‘Ho’ for whatever the latest vote-winning buzz-word.

      Still not sure why he didn’t go back to SA when they were ‘freed’, maybe sending him here was SA’s way of punishing us??


  24. 62
    Aunty Matter says:



  25. 63
    Shitting In The Bed says:

    Dickhead Cameron calls people in the UK on benefits ‘shirkers’, including the 7,000 army staff he is throwing onto the dole on one hand yet can’t wait to hand out billions to third world countries were no one works on the other.

    What a dickhead.


  26. 64
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I hereby give advance of my forthcoming U-Turn

    Now I will be backing the”shirkers”,they could be a vote winner !


  27. 66
    Terrys Chocolate Orange (No the real one not football related) says:

    Unfortunately you cant ‘tap it, unwrap it’ on him, more is the pity.


  28. 73
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I’m sorry,so sorry.


  29. 83
    What kind of a Tory is Lord Coe? says:

    I would just like to say that Lord Coe is lying bast*rd of the first order.



    • 107

      A fuckin freeloading sponging one
      has he ever had a real job ?


      • 110
        DELUSIONAL DAVE says:

        Although i did hear he exchanges blows with William Hague at least once a week


      • 130
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        If you don’t think training for the 1500 is real work I suggest you try it. Still doesn’t alter the fact that he is a little shit, to quote Steve Ovett.


        • 161
          Northern Monkey says:

          You are confusing tiring with working. Running around is not work, neither is being the chairman of the British Olympic bid.


    • 129
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      I like that. I think such things should be part of the national curriculum, to teach children what democracy is really all about.

      But I rekon thats only about level 4. I’d slap the kid round the head and ask ‘em if they believe in Santa and the tooth fairy too.


    • 144
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      Just wait for the limpics are finished, then it will come flooding out, the fiddles,expenses, backhanders and the bloody corruption, then coe will be hiding lower than a snakes balls


  30. 85
    Raving Loon says:

    I feel sorry for Gove, not only does he have to reform the education system, and in so doing go against the teaching unions, he also had to spend an afternoon with Peter Hain.


    • 114

      My niece has just completed her first year as a teacher
      she handed her notice in last month and finishes this Friday
      she said she will never teach again and is looking for another job


  31. 88
    Laurie Penny says:

    I shall be writing about Islam’s oppression of wimmin and Gays very not ever!


  32. 92
    Tom Watson MP says:

    If Gove didn’t go after ME for what I said about him, I doubt if he’d go after Peter-With-The-Heater. (Of course, if he had done, I’d have wrestled him to the floor and lay atop him until he had passed out from lack of oxygen!)


  33. 96
    Johnnie Foreigner says:

    WOOHOO I’m rich !


  34. 103
    Steve P says:

    Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun…

    Has Guido ever used “irony” ?


  35. 106

    Cameron “This country will never forgive Labour for what they did ”

    He really does live on another planet , he must think he’s doing a spiffing job of ruining this country
    call an election tomorrow Dave and just see who wins it
    cause i bet you your country seat it won’t be you


    • 109
      Spangles says:

      Effin Labour troll. :(


    • 113
      Raving Loon says:

      What are you doing to sort it out Davey? Oh that’s right, upping our aid to foreign countries, the EU, feckless countries and anyone else who puts out their begging bowl. FFS!


      • 126
        DELUSIONAL DAVE says:

        When all the EU finance ministers met in Brazil last month Cameron was there for one reason only
        To secure loans for failing EU countries , now why didn’t that get more media coverage ?
        he secures loans at our rates for the bankrupt overspending wankers from the euro zone
        what happens if they default ? they’ll be knocking on our fuckin door seems as the paperwork has Dave’s signature on it


    • 133
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      Its “county seat”


      • 147
        WHO GIVES A FUCK says:

        Who really gives a fuck ?
        It’s “Country seat” where i come from

        somewhere a rich toff goes to park his arse


  36. 111

    Peter Hain is a cowardly, backstabbing imposter.

    Any suggestion that this odious political opportunist did anything to end apartheid is an insult to those who stayed behind to continue the fight and were subsequently imprisoned, tortured or killed.

    Like brave Sir Robin he abandoned the cause and its people and ran away to the safety of Britain. His reputation for fighting apartheid is not deserved.

    He loves money, lots of it. Other peoples off course. Just take a look at his expense claims.

    The people of Neath and Port Talbot have disgraced themselves and brought shame on the people of Wales by voting this creature in when the discerning voters of Putney twice booted him out.

    With the economy wrecked and our country in ruins he’s got the gall to sit out the rest of his term from the comfort of the backbenches to await his sinecure in the Lords or the EU.

    The people of Neath and Port Talbot have been used and should atone for their stupidity. Deselect him forthwith.


    • 131
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      Yes but they will not, Neath and Port talbot is the heart of liebour in Wales, even Plaid are on a hiding to nothing, you have got to start with the local council and expose the money grubbing corrupt bastards at grass roots level


      • 160

        Correct, it starts at the bottom. I gave it a shot a couple of weeks ago. 52 seats on the 64 member council. Cost the taxpayer 1,118,786 quid in pay and expenses last year etc etc.

        The folks are not interested so long as the benefits keep flowing.


  37. 115
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am taking out a quarter page advert for various reasons


  38. 118
    Tractor Jack says:

    What’s to choose? We’d take ‘em both down the lower field and shoot ‘em and let the foxes have ‘em. Townie scum and the one on the right looks like he’s got make up on! What is he some sort of Eddie Izzard Labour tranny?


  39. 134
    nellnewman says:

    the orange peterhain doesn’t have a great deal of credibility even with labour voters I can understand why Gove might want to hit him


    • 141
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      It is, of course, every politicians fervent wish to be attacked by Gobby, the 8th dwarf. Even the Squeaker could flatten him.


  40. 140
    Quisling says:

    The Tories, bringing a whole new meaning to the term Johnnie Foreigner.


  41. 145
    Lord Justice Turkeyforahat says:

    “Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun…”


    As in, I was never a bank robber!


  42. 153
    Anonymous says:

    It’s hardly common knowledge, but those in the know are aware of the role one Gordon Brown played in the birth of Michael Gove. For foisting Gove on the public, which is a particularly nasty thing to do, look no further than one man: yes, Gordon Brown. It’s the curse of Jonah yet again.


  43. 155
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Wasn’t the DPP in Northern Ireland supposed to be doing Hain the vain for scandalising the judiciary some time ago …?

    Mind you the Judiciary are doing a fine job of it themselves these days. How long do they think they can keep the lid on the disgusting antics that go on and have gone on for far too long in the Secret Family Courts?

    Their top mouth at present is a certain Wall of secret silence. ho hum – didn’t Prof Roy Meadows and his acolytes just let it all blow up ref: Sally clark, Trupti Patel and Angela Canning.


    • 177
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Lord Justice Coleridge and his mates and many a spineless MP also – need to undersatnd what the ‘Preferred Authority’ means – not that they (excluding the dumbRse MP’s) really want any old joe public to understand the terms.

      There are some highly paid up shrink / snake oil salesmen – fezzing up in the Family Courts – lying through their teeth getting good men and women to lose their children and do any of the Family Court Judiciary give a damn about the truth or is it all about protecting the BUSTED probity of the Family Courts?


  44. 159
    I don't need no doctor. says:

    Hain is a pompous arsehole. Gove should have gobbed in Hain’s eye.


  45. 162
    Diddley says:

    I’ve has the misfortune to work on a project a few years ago that involved Hain and getting his approval to proceed. He was a self obsessed arse, but to be fair to him, every politician I’ve met has been a self obsessed arse. He’s in good company.


  46. 171
    Some twat up North says:

    Gove is a slavering fuckwit, the sight of him telling me whats good for our children makes me wretch.

    In years gone by his parents would have kept him in the attic.

    I’m a simple man and try to forgive, however Mr Gove , you are slime.


    • 172
      Some twat up North says:

      Hains a Hunt too, onfact they are all Hunts.

      We make the wealth they fucking live on.



  47. 174
    Peter Hain M.P. says:

    Check out my credentials!



  48. 176
    PC clitoris says:

    New someone who worked for Gove but left because she thought he was the thickest MP ever elected and simply did’nt have a clue or any common sense.


  49. 179
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do excuse me – I have not had a go at the mental journo Kevin Magoo Maguire today. How’s the relationship between you and Marina Hyde over at the Gruniad these days Kevin? Do you remember our emails before you were Sacked / Allowed to leave / left before the Gruniad before you were sacked by the gruniad? Never mind I still have all the emails and the ones between Ms jekyll [She really is a Luv] and I in respect of Andrew Neil?


  50. 181
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido has always found that Peter Hain’s side of the story is never spun”

    Whereas Gove’s side of a story is always a lie.


    • 182
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Since when have any politicians told the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?


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