Tim Farron Outed
LibDem President Tim Farron has been dodging questions about his culinary preferences over the last few days. A yellow source tells Guido that Farron is a closet vegetarian, terrified that the large meat-eating population of National Farmers’ Union members in his constituency will find out his deep, dark secret.
Farron’s office told Guido this morning that they have never tried to hide the fact their man prefers stuffed peppers to steak and chips, but that doesn’t explain why Farron has been refusing to answer questions put to him by multiple members of the Guy Newsroom. Guido would have thought nothing more of it if he had not been so cagey. Odd…
Lentils = Farts
Lib Dems = Farts
+1
Guido, why hasn’t the main stream press picked upon the back door AV vote for the proposed Lords reform? The public already said they do not want it- is this Clegg’s idea of democracy? How about all EU posts to be elected by the populations of Europe? Clegg wants democracy so how about the unelected EU posts?
Vince Cable = Old Fart
Could I have meat and two veg without the meat.
Balls.
Farmers also grow veggies some even grow peppers, you cannot please everyone all the time so why bother but why hide what from his adorring fans what he eats?
Maybe he cutting back on his saturates. Good lad
Looks like he prefers his sausages ‘alive’ ?
I love sausages. Five or six sausages with some bacon, chips, baked beans, two or three fried eggs, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, bubble and squeak, fried bread, black pudding and a nice mug of tea (five sugars). Just the job at round this time of day to tide me over till my lunch at 1pm.
Steady on there Eric. You’ll end up fading away to an elephant.
I think Eric Pickles is the ideal candidate for Minister of Health
A Lib Dem vegetarian? Who’d have believed that?
I find it hard to swallow myself.
Is there anyone who can swallow himself?
A closet vegetarian? Well NFU members shouldn’t mind about that-farmers have to grow the vegetables too.
… and turnips.
Report him to the RSPCV.
Plenty of turnips in the HoC
Plenty of vegetables in the Lib-dumbs.
I’m sure you be knowin’ your aggericulter better’n that Nell. It’s all yows and cows in the drumlins round Kendal.
Passing strange that he hides the fact that he’s a veggie but looks very camp indeed in that photo.
Not that we give a damn where he hides his veggie sausage of course.
Better than cooking books?
Do I detect a hidden message here?
No it’s just a good headline. Surely there can’t be anything more to it than that?
There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.
“multiple members of the Guy Newsroom”
lol, get over yourself already!
All 2 of ‘em.
You’re forgetting “the intern,” who is the one that’s ALWAYS responsible for anything that goes pe*ar-shaped over there.
You are now allowed to say pea, pear and European without sanction. I repeat, you are now etc… >
What does he stuff his peppers with?
All is explained.
He’s a Limp-Dick ‘cos he’s a veggie.
Being a veggie still doesn’t expalin the fact that the man is a woeful and useless tosser, and should be permanently excluded from politics.
Vegetarians?
I shit ‘em.
Shock Horror, Liberal MP is a vegan. You’ll be telling us he wears sandals next.
Farron is clearly a contraction of farrow down.
So there is a rather unvegetarian connection with the suidae family of even-toed ungulates.
The genus is known as sus, which figures…
Pig
The LibLabCon monster really likes a diet of Brussels.
What’s so weird about being a vegetarian? (Assuming you really ARE one, of course!)
Just ‘cos he prefers a cucumber to a piece of red meat is no cause to condemn the poor man!
He should be investigated
I wonder if he can tell the difference between butter and margarine
Nothing Wrong with being Veggie
My mother in law, who lives in his constituency, tells me that Mr Farron has a secret boyfriend. I thought this was what this article was about.. Clearly not..
Being veggie didn’t stop Tessa Munt winning Wells last time
this is vital to the well-being of the nation
FFS, who grows vegetables? Farmers!
Q: What’s a vegetarian’s favourite chat up line?
A: If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Old old news! Tim’s never made a secret of it.