June 19th, 2012

Carr: I’m Amoral and I Have Osborne in my Pocket

Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance has been doing the rounds today after he was revealed to have reduced his bill to the Exchequer by over £3 million in the last year. Guido thought you would enjoy this video of Carr publicly ripping into the very people he had privately joined…


  1. 1
    Septic Tank says:

    First comment.


  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    First! FU B1LLY


  3. 3
    Ha says:

    Have seen lefties defend him as it legal.

    we know that, its the hyporcy we highlight twat!


    • 30
      dob says:

      Have seen righties defend him too!! its not about left or right, its about right or wrong.. avoiding tax is as wrong as cheating the benefit system, except the sums involved are much MUCH bigger for those who benefit


      • 38

        No it isn’t.

        Tax evasion is wrong. Avoidance is why there are accountants.
        {that and a 22,000 page tax code. if you want to make changes that’s the place to start.}


      • 104
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Avoiding paying tax is your personal responsibility to your family and business. Anyone who avoids paying tax is doing the right thing. However being a hypocrite about it, is something of a left wing disease, along with all their other do as I say, not as I do, hypocritical posturing.


        • 120
          Nothing better to do says:

          Absolutely right. Everybody should avoid as much as they can to starve the government beast. It’s a moral duty of any thinking person. And I’m not being ironic.
          Pity that Carr is a hypocrite though.


          • Am I not a Comedian and a Brother? says:

            He has a mouth to feed, and if the only way he can do it is by plying his trade spoutiung funny crap, is that so very very wrong?


          • cunt by name, cunt by nature says:

            It’s actually unfunny crap – although he believes otherwise.


  4. 4
    Patsy Tax says:

    We’re all in this together.


  5. 5
    Polly Toynbee says:

    I pay so much tax, I cant afford a nice london town house or a palace in Tuscany. Shame that!


    • 14
      Tony Blair Millionaire says:

      I know just how you feel Polly.


    • 67
      Lord Mandelbum of Shirtlifting says:

      Oh get her!

      I pay so much tax I can’t even take the yacht out this month.


      • 106
        Ken Livingscum says:

        That’s nothing, the tax I have payed could buy an aircraft carrier.


        • 128
          Jimmy (the dodger) Carr says:

          …and just think Ken if I’d of paid my taxes it could have had a full compliment of aircraft too.


        • 141
          Handycock Capo di Capo Soviet Republic of Portsmouth says:

          My boys don’t pay any tax on their illegal earnings, that’s why I have a villa in Spain; in my daughter’s name of course. Boaz.


    • 123
      Am I not a Comedian and a Brother? says:

      Imaging how hard it is for those paying 20% VAT on their Bentleys.


    • 133
      Iain Duncan Smith says:

      I know what you mean Polly. I’m going to hell for what I’ve done but do I gie a fuck? Blame the fuckin’ schemies for everything I say! Fuck yers all, as they used to say in my regiment.


  6. 6
    Jonny says:

    Does anyone think he gives a shit??


  7. 8
    HYPOCRITE! says:

    con artist
    two-faced c’unt


  8. 9
    Nan Taylor says:

    Nothing wrong with avoiding tax. Lots wrong with being as funny as tuberculosis, or Lenny Fucking Henry.


  9. 15
  10. 19
    Collar says:

    How about we tax hypocrisy? Would clear the national debt in no time!


  11. 21
    G string says:

    Nigel Farage in today’s London Evening Standard.



  12. 22
    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    He’s an ugly, unfunny wanker, but one with a golden touch, apparently. I for one would pay good money NOT to have to see or listen to him.

    As for being Lefty/whatever, now he’s got a stash of gold, I expect he’ll experience a Damascene conversion a la “I’m voting Tory” Tracey Emin.

    Now I think of it, perhaps the plug-ugly Carr might like to mate with the “not-so-jolie laide” Emin and produce some Mini-Carrs to inherit the family fortune.


  13. 23
    Dianne Hippocrit Abbott MP says:

    Fucking hypocrite – he must vote for Labour!


  14. 25
    Mongshn says:

    A C4 cockhead. The channel for chav teenage Mongs!


  15. 26
    Brummie bloke says:

    I thought the DVLA computer kept tabs on Carr tax evasion?


  16. 29
    CT says:

    Why is anyone at all surprised?

    Lefties are always “do-what-I-say-not-what-I-do”.

    And anyway, taxes are only for little people…


  17. 32

    Who the fuck is paying him that much that his tax bill can save £3m?

    I mean! Good luck to him if he can squeeze that wad out of someone for being totally unfunny, that at least is talent.

    But I detect something unhealthy about this – and it goes further than his politics.


  18. 33
    Cutie says:

    By “Lefties” you mean people that write in, or broadcast from, some form of media?
    Meanwhile, in the real world……..


  19. 35
    Johann Hari says:

    Anyone got access to articles by other people from whenever and about whatever? I need them for, um, research.


    • 39

      Do you want the one where you interviewed Robespierre or the one where you converted Jesus to Christianity?


      • 57
        Johann Hari says:

        Sure, I interviewed Robespierre. I chatted with Sly Dunbar also and, after some minor rearrangements, they went with my version of this classic:


  20. 40
    Anonymous says:

    msn money made a list last year


    trouble is, if you read it, its very hard to find any of them funny anymore


  21. 41
    Samwise says:

    Jimmy Carr – the ugly face of tax avoidance.


  22. 42
    David Rosehip says:

    I’m just reaching completion of my magnum o’piss. I think I’ll call it Peace And War.


  23. 43
    President A Sad face says:

    Dear Amazon RU.
    I recently ordered some Mil Mi-24 hind helicopters but they have not yet arrived.these were on a special offer and came with two free canisters of mustard gas each.

    Can you confirm that the items have been sent?

    Prez V Sad.


  24. 45
    Janet Streetwise Porter says:

    This was surely a scoop missed by the journalist who attended dinner at Chequers with Jimmy Carr and Gordon Brown….


  25. 47
    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Mr. Carr a leftie luvvie ??


    • 53
      left wing luvvie says:

      We all are dear.
      We have to be. 80% of the broadcasting in this country is the BBC.
      10% is channel four.

      If you don’t weep for Palestine and snog the odd gay you’ll end up like Peter Andre. On ITV2 having your nipples waxed.


  26. 49
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    It has got to be right and legal if all the troughers in bbc are doing it


    • 86
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Of course it is. It’s legal for Ken Lizardstone to do it. It’s legal for EVERYONE to do it. And it should be MANDATORY to do it, although the Lefties don’t want you to know they feel that way too– all they’ve got is sanctimony on their side, and they’d like to think they can shame you into doing something they won’t, more the fool you if you let them. (They’re glad to be paying their so-little to a Non-Labour Government, you know that much, right?)


      • 112
        Anonymous says:

        Do you think that if everyone paid their proper tax, we would be able to clear our nation’s debt?


        • 121
          Tay King-dePisse says:

          Refer to my moniker line. That’s what you’re doing. “Proper tax”? Sez who what’s “proper”? You? That begs the question because it assumes there is such a thing and that the Government has the right and duty to exact it. There never has been and it has always been a subject for negotiation. If the moneyed interests weren’t able to connive with the Westminster Gang, of ALL Parties, to write all the tax laws to favour their own little parts of the economy, you wouldn’t have the lorry-sized loopholes that the more perspicacious of us are able to utilise. National Debt my aunt! There’s no such thing, apart from overspending to buy votes from one batch of voters, and borrowing to cover the shortfall because you’ve tax-exempted another batch of voters.

          Say, here’s a thought: let’s not fart around, let’s do it right– expropriate and confiscate all wealth over a certain amount! That’ll pay off the Debt!And let’s make sure it’s not set up just as a one-off– let’s do it as many times as we need to. It’s all in a good cause innit?


          • Sir Aston Martin says:


            Also, a good idea to auction your aunt. Can we have a pic and get some interest going?


        • 159
          Smig says:

          Its not my debt.

          I do my best to avoid contributing to the repayments. I’ve got enough hassle dealing with my own money worries. I don’t want to pay for the financial incompetencies shown by the majority of our representatives since the incorporation of the Bank of England.

          Bollocks to ‘em.


  27. 52
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha! He’s been flushed out now as a tax-dodging hypocrit. He’s on the run now, he’s been humiliated.

    The joke’s on him!


    • 70
      The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

      No, his fellow lefty filth will overlook his hypocrisy, as these filth always do

      Id love something to come out about that arch unfunny, smug Hunt, Charlie Brooker’s tax affairs though


  28. 55
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    TRAITORS !!!


  29. 56
    Occupy Jimmy Carr says:

    I only smile when I look at my tax return…..


    • 61
      Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

      Your eyebrows are the best thing on the television since Roger Moore died, dear.


  30. 58
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Jimmy Carr.

    As funny as a dose of herpes.


  31. 59
    UKIP.I.AM says:

    What these stupid lefties can’t seem to work out is that we are a Carr nation. We all try to pay as little tax as possible. It is human nature. Big companies are no different to self-employed cnts like Carr. And so it has been proved are our own MPs.


  32. 60
    Gordon Brown(Live from Ed Miliband's house of Commons Office) says:

    I have phoned the England football team to wish them the very best of luck in tonight’s football match.


  33. 64
    Poison Gas Attack says:

    Carr??? a tax avoiding cu’nt??

    Next some cu’nt will be pontificating that the pope shits in the wooded areas


  34. 65
    Tony Blair says:

    Hi guys.
    Look..I know you might have not liked that whole WMD thing..but..and you’ll have to imagine a really, really long pause here, …………….but I really was acting on the very best advice.

    But lets not talk about that now. Its so last decade.
    lets talk about the future. Now things look a bit grim, {A bit grin for me..i’ve so much cash the problem is where to stash it.} and tough times call for a really comfy sofa leader.

    You all know no one does consensus like me. I’m the absolubte best in the world. Hell, i got you lot to vote me in 3 times. After I’d invaded other countries. After the foxy thing and closing all your post offices. You know I’m brilliant.

    If there’s one person who can get Golden Graham and Panathinaikos or Syria or whatever those crazy, lefty loon Greek parties are called, to agree.

    I’m the go to guy. The main man. King of the hill. And you all know it.

    Now..i just want to be president of Europe. That’s not much to ask, is it?
    You guys do this for me and i promise…And i mean a real promise, not a Tony promise..i promise to never let McMental anywhere near the EU.

    OK? ..I’ll fix everything in europe. you can trust me…you know you can, yeah?
    And my fee will be tiny in proportion to the bailout required.
    So…Its all agreed?.


    • 71
      Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

      I’ll get a round in, dear.


    • 85
      not a machine says:

      I am putting the old team back together (sound track for Team America)
      Shritti Vadera
      Ed Balls
      Barroness Amos
      Fred Goodwin
      Liam Bryne
      Paul Myners
      Neil Kinnock
      Lord Mandelson

      Ive even managed to track down the ruin (found in abdonned coal bunker on north scottish coast)

      And I think most of the unelected commisioners of the EU That as Manuel Borroso points out are part of the good democrcay I want to be top of .


  35. 68
    Aunty Matter says:

    Jimmy Carr is never off the fucking BBC, no wonder he earns so much.


  36. 73
    ENGLAND says:

    Cameron tells Kirschner to fuck off.


  37. 75
    Alan Carr says:

    A tax avoidance scheme, called K2, used by comedian Jimmy Carr and more than thousand wealthy Britons to pay as little as one per cent income tax is being investigated by HMRC.

    Aww..in tit sad, eh. Ohhhh poor love. I’ll send a card.


    • 79
      Alan Carr says:

      ..Here’s one from the charity shop! ‘Sorry you’re skint!’


      • 87
        David Cameron says:

        I don’t know about “K2″, all I was ever taught about was “KY”

        Rather good I think,even if I say so myself !


  38. 76
    Lord Mandelbum of Shirtlifting says:

    My cock smells of sugar puffs.


  39. 78
    not a machine says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha comedian has sophisticated tax avoidenece scheme based off shore named after second highest mountain in the world , Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Thats nearly as good as the company named after one of the largest rivers in the world having big warehouse it operates out of with £6bn worth of Uk sales that has its HQ in a small EU state and pays no corporation tax whatsoever , set up under the ruins time , as well .

    Suggest HMRC do a quick search , for offshore flows of money with names like Granite , mt kilmanjaro , de Nile , Sahara , Equator , continent , laurentian abyss, Popocapopetoli , Grand canyon , Niagra , Atlantis ,Kirlcaldy, could be a theme :)


    • 107

      Not Thames then?


    • 115
      Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

      You’ll find ‘de Nile’ in the Labour party


    • 160
      j. bunyan says:

      you should talk a walk in the fields around the fucking monstrosity that is the amazon hangar. it is hard to believe what you are looking at. this is the leviathan. this is a preview for the end of the fucking world: a vast, grey, arsehole full of plastic shite.

      and while you’re at it: robin evans “fabrication of virtue” gives it all away, kids….


  40. 80
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    See P2kistan is going to hell in a hand cart again,hahahahahahahahaha.
    bbc will blame it on fatcher


  41. 89
    Dave666 says:

    High Time this shit was closed down. failure to close these schemes down makes us no better than Greece.


    • 99
      JH says:

      Yeah, because the success of a country has a linear relationship with how much tax the state manages to extort out the real economy and piss up the wall.



    • 110
      Anonymous says:

      Listen Dave,you can’t shut down schemes devised to enable politicons to avoid paying taxes levied on the proles without providing other legal loopholes to enable them to avoid paying their full wack of tax.


  42. 91
    JH says:

    Ha ha ha.

    I imagine his cleverer-than-you lefty fellow travellers will not want to know him now. Not that they aren’t neck deep in exactly the same little scams. It’s just that Jimmy is just too visible, and attracts similar attention to their affairs.

    I imagine peedo rings operate in a similar fashion – once one of them gets a conviction, the others want nothing to do with them in case the Old Bill make the connection.

    I’m really happy with that analogy.


  43. 92
    Dave666 says:

    Channel 4 should cancel his contract.


  44. 95
    I don't need no doctor says:

    How it seems.
    Tony Blair takes the UK to an illegal war in Iraq. Ends his term as PM and then earns millions.
    Mandleson has to resign twice, comes back into government although no one voted for him, becomes a Lord. Now he earns millions.
    Fred Goodwin fucks up RBS, and although kicked out has more money than most of us will ever see.
    So called comedian avoids paying tax, earns millions a year, and is fucking useless and not at all funny.
    Seems that if you lie, are corrupt, or useless you can earn a fortune.


  45. 100
    Johann Hari says:

    I also wrote all the songs on Dark Side of the Moon and directed The Godfather.


    • 105
      not a machine says:

      Sir Issac Newton laughed at me , when I offered he should add an aditional chapter on my own workings relativity.


  46. 109
    go on you hypocritical lefty cunts, get cracking... says:

    I expect UKUncut will be protesting outside Carr’s shows from now on .. or climbing on top of his house


  47. 111
    Uk ucnut says:

    Can’t wait for the UK uncut to be let loose on him.


    • 148
      Jimmy (the dodger) Carr says:

      No chance they’re Labour voting lefties just like me, except of course, I’m considerably richer than they are hahahahahahahahaha… fuck you all!


  48. 116
    Ah! Monika says:

    Seems like the only way I will get the Missus to hold my hand again will be when I’m to be photographed on my way into Court.


  49. 142
    disgusted says:

    Absolutely disgusting!
    Avoided paying £3M tax. Gosh, how much does this unfunny person earn?
    Time for some retrospective legislation and for the Revenue and Customs to get heavy with the bbc and its luvvies.


  50. 144
    Twated says:

    What goes around comes around.


  51. 145
    The winner takes all. says:

    So he has been outed but he still gets to keep the dosh.


  52. 146
    Jimmy (the dodger) Carr says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…….. Fuck you all!


  53. 155
    filipinomonkey says:

    If we make people like Jimmy Carr pay a fair rate of tax there’s a danger he will leave the country.

    Worth a try…


  54. 157
    Peter Kay says:

    Carr funny? My arse.


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