Telegraph Cover Up Warsi Guest Blunder
Guido has been most amused by the frantic changes made to the Sunday Telegraph’s Baroness Warsi story on their website today. The original photo of the Conservative Friends of Pakistan lunch has been replaced by a four-year-old picture of Dave and Sayeeda with a completely unrelated caption. Guido wonders if that could possibly be because someone at Telegraph towers realised the first photo they published on a piece that slammed the guests at a Warsi event made one guest in particular really stand out. Who was this shady figure given unchecked access to the PM?
Step forward the Telegraph’s very own Peter Oborne…
Telegraph is rubbish. that is all
It’s worse than that.
I wish i could remember my Warsi limerick.
There once was a Baroness Warsi
Who was not particularly classy
In cabinet she’d fart
And suck Dave off like a tart
With skills like hers I’ll bet she’ll go far see
How churlish to doubt Baroness Warsi,
She’s given her word as a laydee.
Just to be sure
There’ll be no ordure
Her Blackberry’s gone down the khazi
These are difficult times for Baroness Warsi
Why are all her accounts coded in Farsi?
She’s got nothing to say
and instructed her PA,
“If bizzies ring, tell ‘em I’m on the khazi!”
There once was a PM called Davey,
Whose chums were all drowning in gravy.
He fast-tracked Sayeeda
(Who wasn’t al-Qaeda)
And made her stop calling him “Wavey*.
I thank you. *Bows*
Piss fucking poor, E. And you wonder why they banned you, FFS?
Wish I could write prose.
The Telegraph is good when you’ve only got 10 minutes spare for the crossword, though.
Just buy the paperback. That’ll keep your mind occupied for, er, a few days without having to ingest the other crap.
Kept me sane during a prolonged spell of hospitalisation in Interlaken while they decided whether to amputate or go for something more adventurous.
It’s very good for collecting nail clippings and puppy training.
Is there a Conservative Friends of the United Kingdom group by any chance?
That’s a tough one.
There certainly isn’t a Conservative Friends of England group, and crapping on the only nation that votes for you in significant numbers seems a bit stupid to me.
and is there a Conservative Friends of the Constituents group? Thought not – unless of course they’re Loaded!
Oborne, whilst sound on most things, displays very strange tendencies on anything islamic.
He’d come out and defend Warsi if they dug up Madeline McCann in her back garden !
Do they have to stand in line to get the food?
Arse!
Arse!
The two faces says it all
But a country so poor, divided and uneducated, with a nuclear weapon is a far greater threat than Iran IMHO
You think Britain should give it up then?
Guido
Just try Bath Salts
Ypu might even eat your awful sidecar
Which would improve this blog no end…
You really can’t take anything near the truth or anything that touches it, can you kid?
But you spend your time slearing others every day…
Perfect hypocrite
Slearing? Wham ore lou tarking aboot phease?
Again please sidecar. Explain in clear, grammatical English.
LOL
We are all party girls today, you know..
Crowd of political sleaze bags – not fit to govern
This all shows that not only did our Dave assiduously frequent the criminal Murdoch empire and its operators, (and remember who Rupert Murdoch’s mother was) but also a bunch of equally doubtful p a k i s l a m i s
I suppose that shows that he has a sense of balance in his total lack of judgement
Leave the poor dumpy corrupt punjabi alone, bully
We must have a referundum
We must leave the European Union
We must officially become the 51st State of the US
We must allow US banks to continue to use London r=to m
That way we will sink with the US and the EU…
I am very clever really
When did I ever say “we must officially become the 51st State of the US”?
Suck my arsehole, throw me out of the fucking EU gravy train would you?
Want to limit my life style do you?
Come on Nigel
We are free and independent
We do not depend on the European Union or the US
We are just their economic sub-contractors waiting for our balls to be removed
@US ambassador. I agree.
Was His Excellency referring to La Belle France?
It’s nice to see that Sayeeda gets her clothes from M&S, like ordinary middle-class folk. I wonder if she could take Dave back for a replacement. “He was supposed to be pastel blue but he comes out pale pink under the spotlight, and he’s shrunk up terrible…..”
Oborne has become something of a weirdo in recent times. There was a time when he was an independent thinking journalist with some integrity who wrote quite a few thought provoking articles. Now it seems he’s fallen in love with Islamism and become a hater of Israel and this has warped his integrity as a journalist.
He’s become just another axe grinding hack with a chip on both shoulders.
Is he Mary Riddell in drag?
I’ve been perturbed by Obornes latest pronouncements too.
I first took the Telegraph in 1987, to learn more of the Libyan incursion into Chad, and to understand the French response to this aggression.
It swiftly became the only newspaper I read.
My dad also converted to it as soon as i brought the first copy through the door.
Now i wouldn’t wipe a rabid Badger’s arsehole with it
They all suck arseholes at the Twatgraph these days, a total shower of shyte
fuck u….. get back to reading the fucking Beano, you anus
It’s definitely drifted Guardianwards in recent years, which only reflects the leftward drift of the entire political/media class.
Telegraph sucks massive ballbags now
Fuck those cu’nts
Oborne – IS NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET!!! Dead men can tell tales these days Peter … and Peters silence over the past ten years might just catch up with him very soon.
He too has some questions to answer – particularly of his ‘closeness to BOJO’.
Remember a boxing match spat between Oboe and Bigears Marrs some years ago!!!