June 11th, 2012

Prime Mentalist – The Greatest Hits


  1. 1
    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    I know it’s morning but you could make a drinking game out of every time Brown smiles at an inappropriate moment today.

  2. 2
    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    Here we go!

  3. 3
    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    First inappropriate smile!

  4. 4
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Brown, the proven liar, begins his evidence.

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    LabourNutter says:

    Yes, but has he ever left his child in a pub?

  6. 6
    Legal Crook says:

    Guilty of perjury already, said he will tell the truth. It’s in his DNA not to tell the truth.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    Will he be asked about Sarah’s pajama parties with Brooks? Or Murdoch’s comment that the politician he was closest to was Brown?

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    Decoy Duck says:

    Oh my goodness. A few moment in and already we have a reference to his religious upbringing. Tsk tsk.

  9. 9
    Bluebottle says:

    Isn’t he the man from the Prudential?

    Why is he trying to sell me something I do not want?

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    He he. Some good ones. I could add more! What about Gillian Duffy? Or the one where he says “I take full responsibility, that’s why they’ve resigned”. Plus many gaffs weren’t caught on camera.

    Sadly though we might joke but this man caused the deepest recession Britain has seen since 1930. His promise of no more boom and bust was the ultimate mentalist moment.

    He’s now AWOL from parliament, presumably trying to dodge the clinical staff and police trying to section him.

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    gordon goes off on a diatribe says:

    Never heard gordon spe@king so fast before. Belting out his lines before he forgets them.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    No but they’re not his kids. The father is probably some anonymous donor.

  13. 13
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    One question. And 10 minutes later poor old Robert Jay has not had a chance to ask his second. Perhaps Jay should come and join me in El Vinos …

  14. 14
    Legal Crook says:

    took the ‘uppers’ rather than his ‘downers’.

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    Gordon's Oral Gape says:

    Hopefully these wet wankers will ask him about Mcbride.

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    Brown's come out of his hole in the ground says:

    The way he’s speaking at Leveson makes him sound like he thinks he’s being interviewed on breakfast TV ffs!

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    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    Brown made a career out of bare-faced lies. This time I look forward to a trained QC taking him to task.

    The people of Kirkcaldy must be very stupid to keep this man as their MP when he’s proven to be useless, absent and a joke.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    A good compilation but you missed out the one where the freakfruit finishes he speech to conference and the beardwife rushes on stage for a staged hug and he…shakes her by the hand.

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    Legal Crook says:

    If it was a pint per inappropriate smile, i’d be pissed already.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    I know Brown is vile but even I wasn’t expecting him to use the Dowlers’ name in the OPENING SENTENCE of his answer. That is fucking low. Who was in power when that hacking took place, Gordon?

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    The General Public says:

    Brown is currently LOADED with a cocktail of chemicals to prevent him from tearing at everyone’s faces with his clenched, twisted fingers.

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    So it's true. J is a Lefty says:

    Is this the same Mr Jay giving Gordon all opportunity to voice his views the same Mr Jay who interrogated Jeremy Hunt and cut every answer short?

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    SAS NOT !!! says:

    Pathetic… worried are you Guido.

    At least he doesn’t abandon his children while chillaxing down the boozer.

    Westminster council can use their new “Troubled Families” cash to help Dave and Sammy ( Daddy sends harks ) Poos, get back on track

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    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    He’s just mentioned regulating the internet during his questioning. He’s rattled!

  25. 25
    Fish says:

    I’ve wanted to

  26. 26
    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    No, he just wrecks the economy and sends troops to certain death in unarmoured vehicles.

  27. 27
    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    He’s just reeling off rehearsed monologues and the twat lawyer’s letting him get away with it, just like he let Campbell get away with his bullshit.

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    simon r says:

    And when Obama was here and shook hands with the copper outside no. 10, Gordon tried the same and got rebuffed – hilarious.

  29. 29
    Gordon is a twat says:


    And is it also now known that her messages were not wiped by a hacker but her phone company as they time expired?

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    ‘My religious upbringing, thalidomide, the evil Murdoch press..’

    Doesn’t he make you want to vomit, the conniving sanctimonious hypocrite.

  31. 31
    Fish says:

    This man is full of bitterness

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    @OnRitalin says:

    A trained QC won’t take him to task. Ed Milibands missus works for the same legal practice as Jay.

  33. 33
    Legal Crook says:

    Is Jay having an easy time? Ithouht he was supposed to give Gordon an easy time.

  34. 34
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Internet tax. Shows their way of thinking.

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    Gawd Help US says:

    Is he trying to bore them into comatose?

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Another golden brown moment, thanks for the reminder.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    You DIDN’T care, Gordon. You didn’t give our soldiers enough helicopters and body armour and that directly led to deaths. But I’m amused that he’s still angry over the stories about him not bowing at the Cenotaph!

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    Decoy Duck says:

    Somebody shut him up! Drone, drone…

  39. 39
    Let it all out says:

    Wow Gordon is one bitter person. This is more like a therapy session than an inquisitio.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    “right wing bloggers”…”evil practice”- whoever might he mean?

  41. 41
    Treebeard says:

    Bloke’s a Mansey Boy!

  42. 42
    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    He just mentioned right wing bloggers!

  43. 43
    GlobalGaz says:

    He seems to think that he if he rambles on long enough and hard enough, they will forget to ask him some questions…they are going to question him, right!?

    And that gurn…

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    Legal Crook says:

    This sounds like a confession to a psychiatrist, ‘why does everybody hate me’.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Slack security again at Leveson – some fucking nutter is ranting in front of the cameras

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    Is he on half pay yet ? says:

    Oh I see , it was the Public who enforced Browns absence from Parliament on full pay was it ?

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    better out than in. says:

    Certainly seems like it. He’s burbling away like a demented one. He’s probably been holding this all back for years. a very embarrassing sight to behold.

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    Julian Fitzroy-MacLean says:

    I think a long wallow in the gutter outside Gerry’s would suit his public image better, Geff, old fruit…

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    I’m listening to a dismal stream of bias and grievance by a clearly very, very bitter man – it’s all about him, apparently! Gordon has obviously worked out that the more he talks, the fewer questions he will be asked. A shame that he won’t be asked about the woeful under-equipping of our troops, while he whinges on about less important criticisms of his writing crap letters to the bereaved, falling asleep at Remembrance etc. Sickening to listen to.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    I hope poor Sarah’s getting a decent paycheque for a day’s work as beard.

  51. 51
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Who cares about the Lobby system when Twitter and FB can bypass the info flow. You really are a clueless gimp Gordo. that’s a fact and not an opinion by the way.

  52. 52
    GlobalGaz says:

    Oh and did I mention that I am a good Christian boy….didn’t Bliar try this as well?

  53. 53
    Is he on half pay yet ? says:

    ….and heres me thinking he was re elected by his constituents at the last election. Silly me.

  54. 54
    There there Gordon. Feel better now? says:

    so why is he complaining now, but did nowt when he was in a position to do something? Same as his radioative beach.

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    post hoc says:

    Sorry too late – the strangely inappropriate smile did it for me.

    Boulton and colleague already more or less implied that GB was lying through his teeth about the conversation with Murdoch as his own party officials don’t believe him. Millipants must love having Gordo front of stage. What a wonderful reminder of the golden years of James Gordon Brown. Pure merde, served with a rosy glow!

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    Jay just said Brown didn’t do anything because he had Murdoch’s support at that time! He’s denying it! He shouldn’t be allowed to get away with that!

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    Legal Crook says:


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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    My Jay has been getting rave reviews in the Guardian so I think it is safe to assume that he is one of them.

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    post hoc says:

    That explains a lot – no wonder Jay’s been so sympathetic to Blair et al. Creature!

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Good christian boys do not lie.

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    Zombiemeister says:

    Obviously ignored the instructions on Sarah’s bath-salts: ‘Ahll hae’ a single flight tae Miami, nae rreturrn… Och wharres ma troowses?’

  62. 62
    Tuscan Tony says:

    His staunch and repeated defence of the BBC tells you all you need to know about that organisation.

  63. 63
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Bare faced liar.

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    Gordon is mentally flawed says:

    So basically it was all everyone elses fault.

  65. 65

    How long will Leveson allow Brown to monologue tractor stats, lies and opinions without being questioned.

    He didn’t bow at the cenotaph and 25 spelling mistakes in a short letter is disrespect.

    Brown is incapable of an honest debate as he is cannot remember where the lies begin.

    Will anyone be asking if his health and medication were a fair topic of national interest?

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    Campy McQueen says:

    Naouwuurgh! someone’s been eating asparagus…

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    MB. says:

    Surely the BBC website was run down and various bits closed down before the coalition government, i.e. during the Brown or BLiar regime?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Leveson frowns on politicians making political points. So why is Brown allowed to slate the conservatives.
    Leveson is biased.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    This is a joke. Jay’s just giving him a free platform to drone. Why doesn’t he ask him why, if he was horrified at The Sun’s story about his son, he continued to throw birthday parties at Chequers for Brooks? Lying deceitful shit.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    + 100. Spot on.

  72. 72
    GlobalGaz says:

    Answer the f***ing question…

  73. 73
    I've never sort to put my children in the public domain says:

    So why did you walk down downing street with your kids Gordon?

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Am watching Brown at Leveson. He made the point about Cameron bowing to James Murdochs wishes re the BBC and Ofcom.

    Brown may come across as a fcuk up but he’s spot on on this point. Shame on you Dave.

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    post hoc says:

    “I never sought to bring my children into the public domain!” LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This is a scandal says:

    Well after this how can anyone say that Leveson is not biased?

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Is Gordon getting paid to appear on Leveson?

  78. 78
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s Johny Marbles when you need him?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Even has a witness Brown is pathetic.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:


  81. 81

    This is the best… McBride Denial Doublespeak.

    He took full responsibility you know. Sacked the person responsible you know.


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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    He was so shocked and hurt, that’s why he continued socialising with Brooks and inviting her to parties. What a calculating, lying fuckwit.

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    Gawd Help US says:

    Give this man a tee shirt for this comment.

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    GlobalGaz says:

    Exactly. Why the hell is he being allowed to bandstand? This is not his show.

    Has Leveson popped out for tea and cakes?

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    illogical says:

    First time I have seen crocodile tears from a wooden eye.

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    completely jubileed says:

    absolutely …40 plus minutes in and its very easy to see and hear why the man is such a moron… oh how we miss gordon.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Yet we have fatso watson and the rest of the lieibour mongs this morning suggesting that he has been hard done by and he saved the world, well the world in their socialist mongs head

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    the rat pack says:

    Is Jay’s idea……to give him enough rope.

    He’s boring them to death.

    My God I feel sick seeing him again!

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    humourless cybernat says:

    he is a fucking liar

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Remember ’60 seconds’ no repetition, interuptions or hesitation. Gordon has renamed it 60 minutes.

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    SAS NOT !!! says:

    errrrrr are you taliking about Gordon or Dave

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    How can anyone believe anything Brown says? The BBC’s Ross Hawkins will soon be telling us how wonderful Brown is.

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    liar Liar Pants on Fire says:

    So why did you and Sarah invite Rebekah and Elisabeth to PJ parties at chequerss then Gordon?

    Oooo Mr J is asking that one. gordon says Sarah is a forgiving person.

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    SAS NOT !!! says:

    Britain’s Got Talent sensation.

    “Where’s me Keys, where’s me phone, Where’s me daughter”

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Sarah’s …a forgiving person” in reply to “why did Sarah go to Brooks’ birthday and wedding…[after the publication of your childrens’ info]..then”

    Lying, lying cock.

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    Snotty – you are a hopeless fuckanker – are you at the special needs day centre again with your carer?

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    Jimmy says:

    The BBC is the progressive voice of the nation. That is why it is not in the dock like Sky.

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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    He’s trying to spin the parties as Sarah being forgiving and doing it for charity! What a wretched lying c unt.

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    GlobalGaz says:

    Finally, Jay asks why! And still keeps on it…good one…keep at him!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s all rehearsed lies from Brown. FFS WHO CAN BELIEVE HIM?

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    post hoc says:


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    SAS NOT !!! says:

    Sir Thomas Watson of West Bromwich ..to you

    Tom…The Murdoch Mauler

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    inappropriate smile check says:

    Bloody hell Brown is telling one lie after the other.

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    post hoc says:


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    completely jubileed says:

    gordon would be failing in his duty if he was straight about anything…creepy two faced lying scumbag

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    Anonymous says:

    He must have a book coming out soon then.

  108. 108
    post hoc says:

    And you are surprised because?…..

  109. 109
    Fish says:

    If Brooks had done what he claimed, the question about why he and his wife maintained connect with Brooks is met with an embarrased laugh.

    Brown is making Cameron look like a political giant

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    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, u dont like Brown. We get it. Now shut the fuck up ,dickhead…

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    SAS NOT !!! says:

    Any Chance of a link to Harry The Holes, article claiming that The Jubilee will result in a Dave Bounce

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    Legal Crook says:

    Stop taking Gordon’s medication.

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    Anonymous says:

    A ‘core participant’ at Leveson, Dave I presume, asked Brown about Brooks’ friendship with Browns wife.

    Dave doing the disgraceful Brooks’ bidding re her papers shameful coverage of Brown’s son’s illness makes me, a lifelong Tory, sick to my stomach.

    No wonder he let out the news about leaving his daughter in the pub today.

    Dave mate you are a genuine disgrace.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why is Brown just going on about Murdoch. Vendetta pure and simple.

  115. 115

    He shoots – he scores! Nice one Steve!

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    Betrand Russell says:

    Al-Beeba’s WatO will report his testimony today ‘as from a sadly-missed towering colossus possessing a huge moral compass and a man of his word’ !


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    Brown is one creepy fuck says:

    I don’t think I can watch much more of this. I want to kick the TV in from all the lies he’s spouting. He spinned 30 meetings with Brooks as just doing his job of communicating with the media! Die you lying fuck!

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    Anonymous says:

    I hope he hasn’t got a mobile phone with him.

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    Fish says:

    Yet Cameron’s meetings with Brooks are treated as conspiracy

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    UKIP.I.AM says:

    Now why would the Tories want to destroy the overwhelming power of the far left BBC?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Brown 0/10 so far for truth, 10/10 for lying.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    I don’t think you really are a lifelong Tory, are you.

    BBC making the most of the ‘left daughter behind’ story – even more important that the Eurozone crisis apparently. They certainly don’t hide their priorities, do they.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Brown laughs, he lies.

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    Brown's a liar....... says:

    The man’s a slimy compulsive liar – look at his slimy smile now and compare that with his comments on that poor woman when he thought he was off air in his car – the worst prime minister this country has ever had by far.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    how about taking a flying phuck at a rolling doughnut you liebour mong

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    Jimmy says:

    Refreshing to see Gordon – a real British Statesman – on the TV again.

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    Dick the Butcher says:

    Am still watching, but feeling somewhat queasy. The dog has gone out to vomit.
    This bloke is one sick fucker.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Especially by the BBC’s Ross Hawkins.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    What ?????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Spacker Brown says:

    What’s he still costing us, the useless idle spastic?

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    MB. says:

    It’s amazing, any cosying up to Murdoch that he did was purely done to help charities but David Cameron buying a copy of The Times at the station proves that The Conservatives are involved in a conspiracy for Murdoch to take over the world!

    I thought at one time we were going to get some crocodile tears.

    I wonder if Brown mentions Scotland more than Wee Eck does later in the week?

    Levenson has lost any credibility today with the way they have let Brown ramble on without seriously challenging him.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    How can Brown claim to be religious when he lies so blatantly. Brown has no moral compass.
    It really is sickening to watch.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Your use of irony is exemplary.

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    SB says:

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Little Ross, twin brother of Owen Jones, separated at birth.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    In Brown’s mind he just cannot be wrong. Deluded denial.

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    Norman Smith says:

    Jimmy is 100% correct.

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    deliberate cybernat says:

    mistahh merduck – broon is a disgrace to scotland – or is that north britain?

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    Brown's a liar....... says:

    Christ, its painful having to listen to the man – lies, lies, lies – its mind boggling – does he REALLY believe he ever do ANYTHING wrong???

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    Apolitical Punter says:

    Having watched him since he started giving evidence, it amazes me how this man became Prime Minister. In the real world he would find it difficult getting a job in KFC.

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    Another Engineer says:

    I now remember why Dave seemed a good idea at the time. He may not have been a good idea, but he’s less bad than this nutter.

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    Ross Hawkins says:

    Gordon Brown is so wonderful. Always has been. Just like the BBC.

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    post hoc says:

    I have given up trying to track the number of lies, obfuscations and ‘BARF’ moments. Breathtaking delusion and lying on a grand scale. The idea that he did not know how ‘close his government was to Murdoch’ is simply unthinkable. Is he saying that Balls and McBride hadn’t got a clue?

    Insane, lying, turd!

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    I don't need no doctor says:


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    Norman Smith says:

    Jimmy didn’t use irony.

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    Be quiet little people says:

    Camoron INSISTS Hunt broke no Ministerial Code

    Camoron INSISTS he didn’t leave his child behind in the pub

    Yea, the logic defies belief


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    the rat pack says:

    How could he possibly have been Prime Minister!

    He is totally mad…….even one of the clerks looks scared.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I’ve been working for months on my lies evidence.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    You are Tom Watson, now pis s o ff.

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    GlobalGaz says:

    Why is he giggling and smirking? Does he take this lightly?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Brown’s rehearsed lies and laughter.

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    UKIP.I.AM says:

    Big lie from Browarse. He said he wasnt ‘stung’ (as Mandelson said he was) when the Sun changed support from him to the Tories. Could anybody be stupid enough to believe that?

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    Ross Hawkins says:

    Gordon Brown is wonderful.

    It is, however, no surprise to see the prime minister called before Lord Justice Leveson. An inquiry examining the relationship between the press and politicians was never going to overlook Downing Street.

    But evidence presented here has already resulted in plenty of unintended consequences for ministers.

    When he announced the inquiry just under a year ago, David Cameron could not have known a News Corporation lobbyist’s texts and emails would be made public.

    He could not have known they would leave Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt fighting for his job.

    The PM and the chancellor might have anticipated detailed questions about Andy Coulson’s appointment as Conservative director of communications, but possibly not the decision to give Mr Hunt responsibility for the BSkyB bid.

    Plenty of politicians have already emerged from a Leveson grilling relatively unscathed, but the men from Downing Street will have to perform convincingly and hope there are no more surprise revelations in Court 73 of the Royal Courts of Justice.

    There: that’s as nice a piece of balanced coverage as Craig Oliver could reasonably expect from the BBC.

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    the rat pack says:

    Thanks for reminding us that ANYONE would be preferable to Brown!

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    misterned says:

    Just when I was thinking that Cameron could be the worst PM in recent history, up pops Gordon Brown to remind us all that Cameron is only the second worst PM in history. Brown is still the worst.

    The tories seriously need to dump Cameron and fast! Cameron is Ed Miliband’s best chance of becoming PM at this rate.

  157. 157
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Piss be upon you.

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    Anonymous says:

    Brown says he said in 1997, I presume backed up by archive, that he thought the euro had no advantage for either the UK or Europe.

    He clearly has good financial acumen.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Yes, God forbid the BBC was politically impartial.

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    It is my sincerely held belief that our Jimmy could have done a better job than Gordon, cost us less money and been smarter at the despatch box.

    Not a lot, but better all the same.

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    misterned says:

    Why would labour and the BBC want to kill off any commercial rival to the BBC?

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    Gawd Help Us says:

    How did he not win a majority against this?

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    One of my all-time favourites. The crowd welcome me with unbridled enthusiasm.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Right, Alistair.

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    UKIP.I.AM says:

    How about the one where Brown praised Lehman Brothers for its inventiveness ten days before it went bust?

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Anyone ( except Milibandwagon and his psycho sidekick, Balls ) would do a better job.

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    Be quiet little people says:

    Nope I was until 6 weeks ago a lifelong Tory supporter, backer.


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    misterned says:

    Correct, but do not expect the BBC, Guardian or any other labour supporting acolytes to remember that.

    The fact that it all happened in labour supporting papers when labour where in power is apparently irrelevant to this inquiry.

    When Blair set up inquiries he hand picked cronies to whitewash for him. In Cameron’s desire to be Blair Mk II it appears he has copied Blair’s strategy only too closely. CAMERON YOU DICK! YOU SHOULD NOT BE SETTING UP INQUIRES TO COVER UP FOR BLAIR!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Biased Broadcasting Corporation, why do you question my assertion that I am a lifelong Tory? I think that Mr Cameron is not fiit to be PM.

    I think that with him in Number 10 we are going to lose the next election horribly.

    There is clearly a difference in being a Tory and being a Tory fanboy, which seems to be someone who doesn’t question anything Tory even when it clearly needs addressing. This fanboy attitude isn’t good for Torys in the long run.

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    M says:

    And the BAFTA for best soap award goes to Leveson this year .

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    UKIP.I.AM says:

    Brown wants to tax the internet presumably to make less people use it (for balanced opinion for one thing) and watch more of the far left BBC instead.

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    Be quiet little people says:

    Because he is udeless and hopeless.

    He is also a man who cannot be trusted

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Yes, Norman. Looking forward to your ‘impartial’ coverage later on.

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    Fish says:

    Brown’s body language is fascinating.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    You mean, he doesn’t understand the concept? That would make sense…

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    repent, repent says:

    I’m a Presbyterian.
    It appals me that that lying c*unt claims to be one too

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    GlobalGaz says:

    In his answer to whether Murdoch’s number was on his mobile…

    Pursed lips are a classic sign of anger, including when it is suppressed. It is effectively holding the mouth shut to prevent the person saying what they feel like saying. This may also be an indication of lying or withholding the truth as the person stops themselves from telling the truth.

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    Campy McQueen says:

    Brown’s body is fascinating…

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    misterned says:

    Jimmy, it is the voice of the labour party, NOT of the nation. They are two different things entirely. I know you cannot tell the difference, and after 13 appalling years of labour’s infantilisation of the entire nation, I can understand why you cannot tell the difference. But the nation is the population of the geographical location known as the United Kingdom. The labour party is a self-selecting group of hate-filled spastics, perverts, deviants, fuckwits and retards who want to dumb-down and enslave the population into state dictated penury.

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    arseholes says:

    That is a cruel assertion about a man grappling with early onset dementia.

    I suggest that you retract it immediately.

  181. 181
    GlobalGaz says:

    LMFAO..my ribs hurt…

  182. 182
  183. 183
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Translation: “not me , Guv, that’s my wife’s fault.”

    Christ, he’ll even dump on his own wife to wriggle out of something, the nasty, spiteful, deluded fucker.

  184. 184
    Jon Stewart says:

    Pursed lips are a sign of advanced poofterism

  185. 185
    Ed Balls says:

    Why doesn’t Jay call him out as the lying scotch c@nt he is?

  186. 186

    Don’t like him is an understatement – watching him being fed head first into a wood chipper might go some way…..

  187. 187

    Someone who was only half as bad as this nutter should be strung up with piano wire…

  188. 188
    Irony Gordon says:

    lmao – you lot seem all revved up this morning ;)

  189. 189
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I also never accused Gillian Duffy of being a bigoted woman.

  190. 190
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I have never thrown a Nokia in my life.

  191. 191
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I saved the World.

  192. 192
    Kirkcaldy for change says:

    Having lived in the drains near Browns house now for six months.

    I can confirm his turds are truly evil. However, Sarah’s have a certain piquant fragrance.

  193. 193

    “Brown says he’s shocked and surprised by claim he telephoned Rupert Murdoch threatening to declare war on him. “There was no call” he said.”

    The former Prime minister was later admitted to hospital suffering from a four inch growth to his nose and 3rd degree burns around his underpants region.

  194. 194
    Tomorrw's Chip Wrapper says:

    This is classic stuff….all nonsense of course but totally rivetting rather like watching a slow motion car crash…I get the impression that EVEN Lord L is getting a little sceptical …!!!

  195. 195

    Handshake one is pretty cool too..

  196. 196
    Fish says:

    ‘I had no support from the Daily Mail’

    He hasn’t talked of his breakfast meetings with Dacre or his walks with him. Dacre who is hostile to Cameron and the coalition (and some members of the Royal Family).

    Try posting a negative comment about Brown on their website and it won’t get published

  197. 197
    Tardkiller says:

    of course you were, you swivel eyed closet racist

  198. 198
    Needless says:


  199. 199

    He certainly presses my anger button. Much more so than Tony.
    At least Blair looked like the Pm.

    Can’t imagine Blair, or Cameron, or even Major, on the beach at Bournemouth,surrounded by sunbathers, sitting in a full suit and tie, shoes and socks.

    Very..Mr Bean?

  200. 200
    UKIP.I.AM says:

    Brown says the Daily Mail was opposed to every one of Brown’s policies bar the Euro. Presumably that means the DM was opposed Brown’s light-touch regulation of banks then.

  201. 201
    Psychoanalyst says:

    Brown is a fantasist. That means he believes he is telling the truth, even as he lies through his teeth!

  202. 202
    a non says:

    Where every question is responded to with many thousands of words when a simple no would suffice, one is forced to question the answer.
    Who never has an argument without occasionally raising one’s voice or hackles?
    Gordon is a saint. Like Brutus an honourable man.
    How did this liar ever slip through the Socialist net that screens potential leaders for their honesty and integrity?

  203. 203
    GlobalGaz says:

    No support from the DM apart from the Euro, which is about the only thing Brown got right. Is there a pattern here?

  204. 204

    Twatson and Snotty – why don’t you just get a room – go on, you know you want the lard arsed lier up you, Snotty.

    You are the LieBore bike, after all.

  205. 205

    Leveson beginning to doubt brown’s words.

    Blimey. When Judge Easy thinks you’re making it up, you know his lying through his teeth, lips, tongue, gums, cheeks..

    His whole face is a telling porkies.

  206. 206
    Brillo says:

  207. 207
    King Dildo says:


  208. 208
    Fish says:

    Sky – in their more balance analysis during the break has picked this up – questionin (politely) some of his assertions about not being upset by NI’s decision to support the Tories or that he didn’t read newspapers.

  209. 209
    GlobalGaz says:


  210. 210
    Legal Crook says:

    Perhaps it was Bliar, Balls, Mandleson, Milibands, etc that let him through the screening net!

  211. 211
    Gordon Brown says:

    I had a very good relationship with Tony Blair.
    We were best mates and went camping together.

    I had a very good relationship with President Obama.
    We were best mates and often went to the pub together.

    I had a very poor relationship with the banks.
    I never praised them in any of my speeches. And when I didn’t praise them in a praisey sort of way, I was just being ironic.

    In fact anytime you bring up something I’ve done or said in the past that contradicts something I’ve just said now…well that’s irony.

  212. 212

    Any chance of a link to a site on punctuation for Snotty, as his “pencil in the mouth” typing seems to be deteriorating.

    Do you do those amazing “painted with the foot/ mouth” Christmas cards every year, Snotty?

  213. 213
    Brillo says:

  214. 214
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I abolished Boom and Bust in 1997.

  215. 215
    Gordon Brown says:

    “I was never influenced by polls. I never read newspapers.”

    Those aides that were reported as bringing me all the newspapers by 6am are entirely fictitious.

    The fact that they are mentioned in Blair’s, Mandelson’s Rawnsley’s and Cambell’s memoirs just shows what liars those people are.

  216. 216
    YorkshireLad says:

    It is most excellent to see Broon back in the limelight. My, how we have all missed him…if only to take the pi$$

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  218. 218
    liar Liar Pants on Fire says:

    When asked if he instructed Wheelan and Mcbride to practice the dark arts. Gordon immediately starts to scratch his ear and eventually says no. Any body language expert and every human being will tell you at that point Gordon told a whopping great lie.

  219. 219
    R says:


  220. 220
    YorkshireLad says:

    Maaybe a Samsung or seven

  221. 221
    Grommit says:

    My tea just came down my nose.

  222. 222
    Irony Gordon says:

    yeah – towards the end I found myself almost feeling sorry for the gimp until

    remembering that he’d fought tooth and nail all his life to get to that position.

  223. 223
    coming clean says:

    Black lies should never be told.

    White lies we tell to our wives when asked our opinion of their latest shopping spree

    Brown lies takes it all too a different level.
    It will require a super effective biological detergent in the weekly wash at the Brown household tomorrow.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    “Sir” Thomas? According to John Prescott Labour doesn’t do baubles. Indeed, such is Labour’s disdain for such things that Prescott is on record as stating he would refuse trinkets offered to him.

    That being the case, what’s with the “Sir” Thomas all of a sudden?

  225. 225
    Another Engineer says:

    “Without my knowledge and sanction”

    Yeah, right.

    I don’t think he’s got any pants left to burn, and his nose has broken the laws of relativity by reaching the edge of the observable universe.

    Could someone challenge him on this fantasy please?

  226. 226

    …and despite the fact that my name is in a letter briefing against John Major, I didn’t do it.

    Move on, nothing to see – at least from one side.

  227. 227
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Not one straight answer about McBride, or briefing against his ‘colleagues’ or other political figures. ‘I didn’t know anything about it.’

  228. 228
    Rage Against the Politcal Elite says:

    Guido working for NEWS INTERNATIONAL??

  229. 229
    Fish says:

    Swallows, looks down and avoids eye contact

  230. 230
    Brilliant but embarrassing viewing says:

    Gordon is now cracking under the pressure and his lies becoming more outrageous. he’s forgetting a lot of what he’s said can be double checked.

    They should postpone Oborne and bring back Gordon this afternoon.

  231. 231
    Moby Dick says:

    praying–murdoch taped that phonecall

    then it would be DOOM & GLOOM for gordon

  232. 232
    GlobalGaz says:

    Thought that too….most likely Uncle Rup’ and Co. record all of their calls…

  233. 233
    The madness of gordon says:

    The stupid loon keeps laughing. I think he is so delusional that he really thinks every person in that room believes what he is saying.

  234. 234
    Fish says:


    Jay hasn’t asked questions about Brown / Blair’s failure to act when the extent of Motorman had emerged

  235. 235
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    At least we can say that this man was not elected to be Prime Minister by the British public and history will record that.

  236. 236
    lewswinky says:

    This is the best bit of scrutiny änd honesty from a politician since Clinton was on the stand.
    Am I confused into thinking that after todays farce the only thing missing is some lady standing up [ shall we call her Sarah], to state ” I never had sexual relations with that man”

  237. 237
    Steve Miliband says:

    Most witnesses have come out unscathed, even Hunt. Brown however………

  238. 238
    the Lobby says:

  239. 239
    monocle view says:

    I see no ships worked for Nelson.

    Why can’t Brown throw a blind eye on the proceeding s as well…..

  240. 240
    He's mad and he's bad says:

  241. 241
    Gawd Help Us says:

    He’s not used to being confronted, he was always the one who did the confronting.

  242. 242
    Dave (i wish i was TBs brother) Cam says:

    obvious one missed is the radio interview post duffy – does anybody have it

  243. 243
    completely jubileed says:

    Chingrinner’s evidence is a complete waste of time and simply balanced between self preservation and political point scoring….but whats new and a good example of why we don’t miss the duplicitous c’unt

  244. 244
    Incoming Nokia...... says:

    It’s as if he’s never been away…

  245. 245
    GlobalGaz says:

  246. 246
    Hacked off real tax payer.... says:

    When are the Men in White Coats due to arrive & cart him off ??????
    He’s bonkers completely fcuking bonkers…….he wants to control the Universe & Beyond

  247. 247
    Grimms Fairy Tales says:

    I think Brown should be taken on as a consultant…….

  248. 248
    Boggey watch says:

    So why was Gordon given a green light for his desk?

  249. 249
    Fish says:

    TV has switched away. But Brown now being nailed by NI’s counsel

  250. 250
    Koba says:

    A full programme of comedy today, what’s on tomorrow?

  251. 251
    David Tennant is a BBC Brown skidmark that forms a crust on on a hairy arse says:

    The BBC is a money grubbing disgrace!

  252. 252
    Marmite says:

    Just ignore the w8NKER SASsnot. I believe he’s McDoom’s twin brother &, as we all know, Brown is bombed out of his tiny br*in.

    ‘Snot’ is like anything stoopid & irritating, if you ignore it, it dies a de*.ath. I used to respond to the tr..i..p..e.. ho*.und, but get gre.*a.t. satisfaction now of re*a.ding his mindless blogs & having a g**d laugh. He’s just a ‘t*.a..r.d.

  253. 253
    Fish says:

    NI’s counsel have put to Brown that the Declaration of war phone call did take place and Brown had actually discussed it with Mandleson, according to Mandleson’s evidence.

    Brown being very evasive accusing NI of sticking to their story – ignoring that it’s Mandleson’s evidence not NI.

  254. 254
    Brown's Bullshitting Corporation~BBC says:

    When will the BBC appear in front of Leveson. They are a disgrace!

  255. 255
    Hacked off real tax payer.... says:

    Hope the Van is outside to cart the sedated McDoom back to his padded cell & of course all funded by English Tax Payers……..

  256. 256
    Rat's arse says:

    :) nice one Steve !

  257. 257
    Rat's arse says:

    Sure your name isn’t Norman BATES?

  258. 258
    Anonymous says:

    Because Clegg fluttered his eyes Diana-like during the leadership debates. Floating voters on both sides of the divide flocked to him like flies around a piece of…. well, you get the idea.

  259. 259
    jrand says:

    Twas ever thus, a tidal wave of pure liquid shite pouring out of McB*nkers every orifice….

  260. 260
    Gordon from the Manse in Khartoum says:

    I thought that went very well.

  261. 261
    jrand says:

    Oy ve, +50 on your last sentence alone.

  262. 262
    jrand says:

    Too kind, t-shirt for the best final solution.

  263. 263
    Rat's arse says:

    I notice that dw*.a.r.f. Berc*w has granted Leiber another urgent question on the budget. Funnily enough, Osborne is at Leveson this afternoon!
    Can we get up a petition/take a contract out on Bercow?

  264. 264
    jrand says:

    Clearly His Honour the Judge is no body language expert.

  265. 265
    Baubles bangles and bright shiny beads says:

    What trinket is attached to his Lordhood? (Had to be a bit careful there!)

  266. 266
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Just because every sane person in the country loathes you, Gordon, it doesn’t mean you aren’t a mendacious, dissembling, paranoid sociopath.

  267. 267
    Gordon McDoom says:

    Nurse! My wee wee smells funny

  268. 268
    M.Wouters says:

    Dont see an end to the economic financial crisis round the world ending ,EVER

  269. 269
    Twiggys Penumbra says:

    With every respect let’s face it ….truthfully ….

    He’s REALLY REALLY fat isn’t he ??

    Can Sarah not put him on an enforced diet now that he is freed from the cares of office and does not have to stalk Downing Street at midnight devouring fax machines before projectile vomiting them over wretched lowly staffers ?

    Eat your vegetables dear !!

  270. 270
    Colonel Sanders. says:

    I take your comment as an insult to myself and all my international employees.
    We at KFC have rigorous modern employment procedures and criteria that this man Brown would never pass.
    Obviously from this man becoming your CEO, Britain has different values and criteria to myself and my organization.

  271. 271
    Pundit Too says:

    Anyone with half a brain in Murdoch’s empire that had any dealings with this deluded psycho Brown, should have recorded all telephone conversations between them.
    I can only hope that Murdoch is keeping his powder dry

  272. 272
    Beeboid One says:

    We have friends in high places.
    In the last 12 years Blair and Brown learnt from their mentor Stalin how to place people in key positions and thus influence the UK situation.
    After all I am one of these people.

  273. 273
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Actually, it’s a fact AND an opinion..

    So he is doubly a clueless ginp.

  274. 274
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Or perhaps Brown hated Brooks, but still went through a cynical charade of liking her in order to curry favour with the Murdoch press.

    What a calculating, lying fuckwit.

  275. 275
    Fabians are Evil says:

    What a dangerous BIGOT – this creature has nothing, nothing at all to be proud about and is directly responsible for the economic and social meltdown of the UK.

    In times gone by he would have been rewarded with a ‘Jig’ at Tyburn – is it too late??

  276. 276

    Do you mean the “Hemp Fandango”?

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