June 8th, 2012

Lembit Opik’s Latest Music Video

Adam and the Asbos and the Evil Emperor Lembit?

Yeah, Guido is confused too…


32 Comments

  1. 1
    JH says:

    What a complete arsehole.

    Really.

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    • 8
      The Führer says:

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      • 11
        Raving Loon says:

        The difference is that if Ubergruppenkommandant Merkel gets her way, she’ll be right in thinking Europe is a country.

        Vote UKIP.

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        • 12
          Pawn Sandwich says:

          Yugoslavia was once a ‘strong’ country.

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        • 13
          Dave the cheese eating surrender monkey. says:

          Dave was just pathetic. He should have told her in no uncertain terms that she has and will never have any control of Britain’s economic policy. He was far too friendly with her for my liking. Dave worries me.

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          • Raving Loon says:

            Dave is Heath for a new generation. He’s basically a lib dem, he’s a Tory out of culture and upbringing, not out of conservative conviction. In fact, I struggle to think of anything he’s done as PM that could be described as conservative:

            -Giving the IMF bailout money for EU
            -ringfencing foreign aid
            -spending/borrowing more than Gordon Brown

            No wonder UKIP are on the rise.

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  2. 2
    Spartacus says:

    Gotta feel sorry for this guy’s dog

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  3. 3
    Raving Loon says:

    The lengths people will go to make ends meet.

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  4. 4
    jen The Blue says:

    What the fuck?

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  5. 5
    Clarence says:

    Huh? I mean, wtf?

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  6. 6
    PK says:

    you have to laugh

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  7. 7
    Owen Jones says:

    he looks good in a dress. But then I would say that.

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  8. 9
    PC says:

    He’s a mentalist!

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  9. 10
    UKIP.I.AM says:

    How did this moron survive long enough to splatter his seed in the gene pool?

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  10. 14
    Bemused says:

    I actually feel sad for him, but not much though. He either needs the money (meaning that he couldn’t keep his affairs in order for the 13 years he spent in Parliament), or he craves the attention.

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  11. 15
    Maverick Muezzin says:

    “Confused” doesn’t even begin to cover it…

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  12. 16
    PHILLIP HAMMOND lap dog to SPINELESS DAVE says:

    The Country is falling to fuckin pieces and Still Call me Spineless is more interested in sorting out the problems of “Johnny foreigner “Making arranged marriages a crime in the UK
    Simple solution Those involved will no longer be able to bring every fucker from their village to Britain to live on benefits as dependents
    Making the whole practice in this country redundant !

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  13. 18
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Guido: “Lembit is increasingly not of this world.”

    Begging the question that he ever was!

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  14. 19
    Notcrap says:

    That video should contain a warning, much like this!

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  15. 20
    PHILLIP HAMMOND lap dog to SPINELESS DAVE says:

    Please don’t tell me that stroke faced twat has nailed that blonde !

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  16. 21
    This is what'll happen at the Leveson stitch-up next week says:

    Lawyer to Cameron, Osborne, Major, Clegg, Salmond: “Why didn’t you stop the hacking? And when will you stop eating babies?”

    Lawyer to Brown, Miliband, Harman: Please tell us whatever you’d like.

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  17. 23
    This is what'll happen at the Leveson stitch-up next week says:

    Get the popcorn ready for Brown at Leveson on Monday. Even though there’s no doubt the questioning of all the Labourites will be soft, it’ll still be amusing to see the twat pull his weird expressions and inappropriately timed smiles. It’s safe to say he won’t be asked about Sarah’s pajama parties with Brooks and Liz Murdoch. That would require a proper inquiry, not a Labour love-in which is effectively what Camoron’s given us.

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  18. 24
    THE CHEEKY GIRLS says:

    Limpdick Toothpicks leg overs nude

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  19. 25
    dorkus maximus says:

    He’s like Jedward’s older brother. A total arsehole

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  20. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Lembit is a chap!
    He’s using his profile as a boost for bands and ideas he thinks are worth checking out.

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  21. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Emperor Lembit in space with a rock band! Awesome! (who’s that woman?)

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  22. 29
    Jon Sambora says:

    Is this real? Please say it’s real.

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  23. 30
    Eddie Van Halan says:

    I like this almost as much as… wait, no… MORE than my old band.

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  24. 31
    Setarcos says:

    The ASBO’s are really rocking the East London music scene ! Does any one know when they’re next playing ??????

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  25. 32
    Hope that helps says:

    Lembit, face it, your natural job is that of a third-class accountant’s assistant.

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“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

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