Lembit Opik’s Latest Music Video
Adam and the Asbos and the Evil Emperor Lembit?
Yeah, Guido is confused too…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
What a complete arsehole.
Really.
The difference is that if Ubergruppenkommandant Merkel gets her way, she’ll be right in thinking Europe is a country.
Vote UKIP.
Yugoslavia was once a ‘strong’ country.
Dave was just pathetic. He should have told her in no uncertain terms that she has and will never have any control of Britain’s economic policy. He was far too friendly with her for my liking. Dave worries me.
Dave is Heath for a new generation. He’s basically a lib dem, he’s a Tory out of culture and upbringing, not out of conservative conviction. In fact, I struggle to think of anything he’s done as PM that could be described as conservative:
-Giving the IMF bailout money for EU
-ringfencing foreign aid
-spending/borrowing more than Gordon Brown
No wonder UKIP are on the rise.
Gotta feel sorry for this guy’s dog
yeah, poor Sian Lloyd.
The lengths people will go to make ends meet.
What the fuck?
Huh? I mean, wtf?
you have to laugh
he looks good in a dress. But then I would say that.
He’s a mentalist!
How did this moron survive long enough to splatter his seed in the gene pool?
You is very cheeky boy , but it only take a minute
I actually feel sad for him, but not much though. He either needs the money (meaning that he couldn’t keep his affairs in order for the 13 years he spent in Parliament), or he craves the attention.
“Confused” doesn’t even begin to cover it…
The Country is falling to fuckin pieces and Still Call me Spineless is more interested in sorting out the problems of “Johnny foreigner “Making arranged marriages a crime in the UK
Simple solution Those involved will no longer be able to bring every fucker from their village to Britain to live on benefits as dependents
Making the whole practice in this country redundant !
Guido: “Lembit is increasingly not of this world.”
Begging the question that he ever was!
That video should contain a warning, much like this!
Please don’t tell me that stroke faced twat has nailed that blonde !
Lawyer to Cameron, Osborne, Major, Clegg, Salmond: “Why didn’t you stop the hacking? And when will you stop eating babies?”
Lawyer to Brown, Miliband, Harman: Please tell us whatever you’d like.
Get the popcorn ready for Brown at Leveson on Monday. Even though there’s no doubt the questioning of all the Labourites will be soft, it’ll still be amusing to see the twat pull his weird expressions and inappropriately timed smiles. It’s safe to say he won’t be asked about Sarah’s pajama parties with Brooks and Liz Murdoch. That would require a proper inquiry, not a Labour love-in which is effectively what Camoron’s given us.
Limpdick Toothpicks leg overs nude
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He’s like Jedward’s older brother. A total arsehole
Lembit is a chap!
He’s using his profile as a boost for bands and ideas he thinks are worth checking out.
Emperor Lembit in space with a rock band! Awesome! (who’s that woman?)
Is this real? Please say it’s real.
I like this almost as much as… wait, no… MORE than my old band.
The ASBO’s are really rocking the East London music scene ! Does any one know when they’re next playing ??????
Lembit, face it, your natural job is that of a third-class accountant’s assistant.