I loved it when @richardpbacon earlier asked employment minister Chris grayling if he shopped at @Ann_Summers—
Jacqueline Gold (@Jacqueline_Gold) May 25, 2012
… Chris Grayling answered "erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm…..
I promised to send him a goody bag!—
Jacqueline Gold (@Jacqueline_Gold) May 25, 2012
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Nice people the Gold family, also should have totty watch Guido.
Just to clear up any confusion, I’m not the smackhead bum boy one.
I didn’t know he was a bum boy, he’s got a wife and kid. But I suppose in metropolitan circles that sort of thing is relatively normal, if not mandatory in the media.
Why would Richard Bacon ask a man if he buys from Ann Summers, i didnt know Rich was gay.You live and learn.
Actually I got a darling little nightie there! Jacky loved it!
But I do look a bit ridiculous in it, dear, to an outside observer.
Actually it makes sense, suddenly it all falls into place !
Great cheap publicity for a well-known brand provided free by the BBC.
This is of course against their charter.
Scrap the BBC and all the lefty turd-burglars within it.
A special recognition for someone who is very special, Βillу Bongo special correspondent.
OT again !! but I heart ♥♥ you and Neo ♥♥♥ for giving me the wings to fly dont I , Giudo ??
Before luanching myself onto twitter i was just some washed up old poofter with a rubbery ‘sole that happwened to to post first on every topic , wasnt I Guido ??
Then I got banned for finally winning the Camption Comp at the 2450th time of trying.
Next i got a double ban for bringing the blog into disripute through excessive “ewanmizing” and general use of dubious patios
But I am special and in recongition of that fact id like to dedicate this one to you and Neo ♥♥
This blog needs more ewanmization, not less. At least she had a sense of humor.
Why do Americans leave the vowel ‘U’ out of every blessed word Gail? It’s really not good English. Two countries divided by a common language is true, but Gail, it is the English language!
Sorry to be so pedantic!
Anonymos it takes less time to spell humor as hymor rather than as humour
Nice one 8illy
Thanks hun. I’m up to 145638 tweets now
I’m on 168518 and counting. So there.
Seconded Monika – nice one B8lly mate!
Hilarious – not. What annoys me is the Biased BBC would never ask Ed Balls or Milipede a question like that -
There’s an Employment Minister? Who knew?
Is it the male or female section or just addons?
It’s all Greek to me.
Employment Minister? In my neck of the woods it used to be called the Miister for unemployment
Cf. George Orwell, “Newspe*ak” (One Blair at least who was honest about what he was saying.)
An Old Etonian to boot.
Yes and he knew what the common had to put up with in the 1920/30′s as he experienced it himself, both in London and Paris, of unlike a bunch of posh boys who don’t even know the cost of a pint of milk who have never had a real job for very long. On the other hand of course the bloke in the street (for Londoners, the man on the Clapham omnibus), does not really know what is like to be in the position of having loads of money, and not worrying if they will be able to pay the next bill, their job disappearing and not being able to get another one.
Yes, his main responsibilities lay with with his own employment, plus expenses.
Chris Grayling should be squirming over the fact that he kills disabled people
yes , I bet he eats babies too
Surely you mean “baby’s”?
baby’s what?
I thought that it was “baybees”.
You’re supposed to peel them first.
+1,000,000
Indeed he does. He machine-guns them at weekends. All T*ries do. Nothing better they like doing than getting a Sunshine minibus full of disabled people out to some remote spot in the countryside and then getting them all off ‘to go to the bathroom’ the hey-presto rock up in a Toyota 4×4 with a 50 calibre bolted to the flatbed and hose them to kingdom come.
Love doing that T*ries.
That and eating babies.
First BBQ weekend of 2012. The southeast will be filled with the smell of roasting babies this weekend. Washed down with champagne.
The BBC have a team of 20 news reporters ready to go.
Only 20, just the first wave ….
I hear he borrows Ed Balls Nazi uniform and Tiger tank.
I must make clear that Ed is not a Nazi, he’s just very interested in history.
Load of old tosh…..If you’re going on about DLA being replaced by PIP you need to check the facts..assessments are not even coming in for existing DLA cliamants until late 2013…you’ve been listening to BBC scaremongering and Labour propanganda….in fact a significant number of disabaled claimants will be better off under PIP than DLA…….
Thought PIPs were failing implants.
Perhpas they got sqeezed too hard then?
Make them squeak.
Is it me, or are Labour even more nasty than they were before ? i know they are in opposition, but the level of viciousness towards everything the Government does, seems to have crossed the line. I also think its counter productive because they are coming over as being bonkers!
The truth will out. The Labour Movement of working class people trying to better their lot has been hijacked by middle class chancers, drones and charlatans financing their middle class lifestyle at the expense of the working man.
Keir Hardie will be wringing his flat cap in his grave.
Those of us who have lived too many years in Labour boroughs came to the conclusion that they are bonkers years ago.
In my youth, ‘bonkers’ had quite a different meaning!
I squirm
Sorry, thought you said, you squirt. I was about to say, well done!
No – all dry here – hasn’t reached here yet
It’s not a bloody weather forecast! It’s a state of being.
Cor! – isn’t philosophy wonderful!
Guido it is “Ann Summers” is it not?
The deliberate “Anne” misspelling was there to imply that Mr. and Mrs. GF are not in need of any of that which Ann Summers purveys, hence how would he know how to spell it. Of course, you saw right through that little ruse, didn’t you, Unpaid, and now Neo has had to change it. But a most important question has still gone unanswered– does MRS. Grayling shop there?
Neo Geedo probably does.
Ah I see, we’re getting into Basque country now are we?
just a storm in a D cup.
Can we separate yet?
Do they sell teddy bears in Ann Summers? Boaz.
knickers, knockers ….. knackers
As you mention it Guido never refers Mrs F these days or his daughters
There was no need for a General Election. You could have left me in power – nothing’s changed and I had it planned better!
Nurse !! NURSE !!! NUUUUUURSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d love to have Gordon back, his policies make total sense totally and in an absolute way. As I was saying to the Nobel prize committee spending makes us rich, and if they’d just give me their bank account numbers and passports I could make someone very rich.
After I’d picked myself out of the gutter I had to laugh, the fools! They didn’t realise I’d taken the cutlery you see.
You’re gonna be getting an autopsy sooner than you think, pal, at the rate you’re going.
Well of course Gordon’s policies made sense to someone. Oh, were on the subject of Sunshine Buses again…
I love a Ann Summer’s big Cactus Dildo up my botty on a Saturday night.
Strap-on world are doing a 2for1 offer!
Via “ontablets” ? Thats B1 LL Y innit?
Isn’t Willy Guido’s correspondent from Pink News
Jacqueline Gold. Gold….Gold ?? SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!
Do they sell extra large in white
no but they do a very fetching nosebag
I’ll take the large red one please, that’s our fire extinguisher madame.
I’ll have the tartan one please, that’s my flask madam.
I’ll take both please!
That will make an interesting entry (fnarr, fnarr) on the Members’ (fnarr, fnarr) Register of Interests – “Rampant Rabbit, one off; gold lame bikini, size 12, two off; DVD entitled, ‘Voluptuous Vicky and the Plumber’, one off.”
Wonder how that would influence his decision making?
Well given the way they’re performing at the moment Eng it would probably improve his ‘decision making’ !
Is that “one off” the wrist?
Trying to download david starkey’s monarchy on kickass torrents it’s taking fucking ages
I didn’t know Starkey was back on, does he have Hutch with him this time?
is the “p” in squim around the wrong way ?
that doesn’t make a real word. Replace the M with a T.
is the ‘p’ in squim around the wrong way?
Does if you say it , not read it.
“Spuit”?
it’s the ‘ f ‘
This coffee table’s sh*it
Put it on your roses
Ball gag please. 650 of them to SW1A.
Can gayer MPs claim buttplugs on expenses?
We need to know.
No, only tampons
What exactly does an employment minister do?
employs ments
thumb
and also woments?
makes sure that the average worker gets rogered regularly
At the moment sits on his hands, tells every unemployed person to get a job them promptly falls back asleep
I don’t know who richardpbacon is but it was a rather stupid question. If the answer is “No” then it will be sniggers and implications that he is lying and if the answer is “Yes” then further sniggers. Perhaps he should have said that he had visited one of the shops once, to buy a present for richardpbacon’s wife.
He’s the Blue Peter presenter who got sacked for snorting coke, and whom the BBC further punished by giving him a show on 5 Live, where you can listen to his infinite lefty smugness four afternoons a week, if you don’t value your sanity.
Richard P Bacon is the brother of Chris P Bacon. I thought everybody knew that.
What is the”P” for, Peasmold, as in Grunthutuck
77 … but, if he’s called before the Leveson Enquiry, he’ll be only lightly grilled.
Is he also fatty?
OT: But just read the HuffPo bit in “Seen Elsewhere” about Mehdi Hasan, what sort of idiots actually “follow” him on Twitter. Like minders I guess rather than the animal infideIs. I double despair!
Well I bet the first follower was Mehdi himself.
Agreed, but that still leaves 26,999 idiots or like minders, worrying times indeed, I bet one of them will be the guy who allegedly stuffed a carrier bag in his own daughters mouth to sufocate her and sort out a bit of “dishonour”
Perhaps HuffPo should worry more about that than gaining a quick few thousand worthless twitterers.
Ay, HuffPo may live to regret getting 27k followers that don’t take to lightly to blog articles about whether your labia should show slightly in public or not. They may be more concerned with whether your face should show in public or not !
“your labia should show slightly in public or not.”
……..indeed, the answer of course which HuffPo probably will now promote would be to cut off the labia, clitoral hood, cauterisation by burning of clitoris or just cut that off, etc. etc.
Oh and stitch up the vagina, keep it nice and pure etc.etc.
Over to you Mehdi! and your “followers”
http://www.infowars.com/mark-of-the-beast-bilderberg-pushing-internet-id-in-europe/
If Nearlie had perfected the above link by now there would be no need to ask .
WE WOULD ALL AUTOMATICALLY BE ABLE TO FIND OUT UNEQUIVOCALLY !!!
Great. I’m looking forward to my online sig being bigger than usual
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Guido
This has now become the ideal party for you and your ex-Tory) substitute
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_UK
Since this blog now attacks Labour (of course), the Tories (since Cameroon has excommunicated real Tories) and the UKIP is not remotely serious, this is quite obviously the solution for you and the intelligent followers of this blog (and fashion, of course)…
Perhaps a word in the ear of Desmond, the owner of those wonderful and innovative newspapers ?
Let me introduce myself
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loz_Kaye
I am Loz
I am the Leader of the UK Pirate Party and a theatrical producer and was a defender of the internet and all things techie before Guido was ever born
I can teach him a thing or two….
And I do not even have a bent public relations company spinning for me
He would like that, give him your phone no., not on here of course
Musical producer and teacher, eh?
don’t call us, we’ll call you, sweety
you might want to check out how long the internet has been around too
There used to be a police force in London but they are busy jogging round the shires making sure that ebay doesn’t run out of torches to flog.
There is police force where I live but you never see them wearing out their Doc Martins
I saw a policeman arrest a shoplifter yesterday at Tesco in Branksome. Branksome is in Poole and is about 3 miles from Poole town centre. It is only one and a half miles from Bournemouth town centre, and the policeman was from Bournemouth. (Policemen from Poole don’t shop there, only those from Bournemouth – the policeman had just popped in for a loaf of bread and had come out with a bit extra, you know how it is.)
Because the arrest happened in “Poole” the shoplifter had to be interviewed in Poole station. If he was then kept in overnight he would have to be transferred to Bournemouth as Poole station’s custody suite is not in use. Now this new custody suite was built at great expense and opened a couple of years ago, but has never been used.
Both “Bournemouth” and “Poole” actually come under DORSET Police, so surely it would make more sense to take the crims to the nearest police station.
Dorset Police are now having to make “cuts”, just in time for the Olympics over in Weymouth.
Saw an arrest the other day – in the Swan Centre Redditch, the poor girl was surrounded by at least 4 staff and three community police – they were waiting for a real copper to arrive to conclude the business – as only they can. Said girl will not wear her arrest and subsequent court visit as a badge of honour. She had decided to nick from B&M, the cheapest of the cheapest. She was dying of embarrassment.
Well I live in the shires and haven’t seen a policeman for years.
A lady policePERSON – perhaps a Community Helper – on a bike.
Fine.
But on her right buttock / thigh / ? whatever the PC term is . . . she had a piece of black uniform with a green hand marked on it.
I know this to be true bcoz i had to creep behind her until safe to pass.
What signifies the green hand?
Do you live in Brighton?
she’s been felt-up by the jolly green giant?
Hold £100 quid in the air: we’ll find you Nell
I bought a vibrator from there once. Damn thing knocked all my teeth out
You don’t say ?
The last time I used one
My false teeth (or something) fell out
I had to get Matrix to put everything back into place
Anyone we’ve heard of?
http://t.co/ZlfCzZR5
Kerry Mcarthy
I thought not. Anyway, the world is full of oafs. She should get over it.
In Bristol chances are he was a half oaf.
It is the knuckle dragging capital of west Uk. Even ahead of Swindon.
Tom Watson was the lager-drinking oaf.
I’m more a stout man, me (*rimshot*).
Not exactly news is it ?The whole country is full of lager drinking oafs…you can see them vomiting in most High Streets on Friday/Saturday nights
I assume Squeaker Bercow is aware of this outburst and will require the Labour MP to withdraw this outrageous unparliamentary language.
Unfortuneately it only applies in the HoC
There’s a job for her in the Bee Enn Pi
Twitter is finally driving all of the chattering classes mad
Not before time…
- except me
This is clearly earth shattering news
The level that young mini Gwido has reduced this blog to since Guido abandoned ship
I think you are worthy of the 4th form now Hawwy…
Ask Olivia for guidance on this dumbing down..
Are we going to have the fucking BBC bore us shitless with this Olympic torch bollocks every fucking day?
For someone who’s always on about how much you hate the BBC, you seem to watch it all the soddin time. Theres a way to fix that.
@sockpuppet what you think hours of fucking crap and hundreds of BBC hacks following some twat with a torch is a good use of public money?
It’s not even the same sodding torch! At least with the Commonwealth Games in Manchester they only used the one. It never went out either as it was a special electric one.
Yes
The BBC control 70% of the UK’s broadcasting. They’ve got to fill all that airtime with something.
Just switch it off.
Then there should be a Leveson type enquiry into the plurality of the BBC. 70% is too much!
1% is too much!! Sell it off to yanks or somebody and make them compete in a commercial world for business . That’d get rid of their lefty bias!
Americans already have a BBC cable channel that competes with other similar-type programming. If they bought the BBC domestic UK service and programmed it like they do American TV, not a whole lot would change, from an editorial standpoint vis-a-vis the content of their news operation, hence the existence of FOXNews in the US as a countervailing voice. Go to bernardgoldberg.com sometime for a former insider’s view of just how slanted American news coverage can be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_America
Fox News is for retards.
Said the MSNBC watcher posting that last comment, during the time of which posting their ratings dipped to zero.
Likewise CNN. Mush for the masses. They even ‘employ’ Piers Moron.
At least if the yanks bought it, we wouldn’t be forced by law to pay for their shiite lefty propaganda.
Sell it or scrap it, and do it now.
It’s not just the Olympic torch they bore us with. Come to think of it does the BBC produce anything remotely interesting?
You had spring watch, then lamb watch, then Murdoch watch, and now Olympic torch watch. Where will it all end, and how many news readers to they need at the same place in Wales? Cost saving?
Slashing your wrist watch?
Tell the time with a wrist watch?
we here at the BBc have heard your concerns and are very pleased to be able to bring you good news!
As a day off from the Torch and Murdoch we’ll be spending the evening tomorrow,at Eurovision!
Graham Norton will guide you through the 15 hours of non-start entertainment in his own understated style.
But for viewers who DO like the torch, BBC 4 will be entirely dedicated to showing a picture of an Olympic flame. And BBc 3 will be constantly reminding younger viewers that Mr Murdoch is an evil old fag.
Enjoy!
LOL!!
We’ll be showing repeats of Bond films, Top Gear and Carry Ons if you can’t handle live stuff or haven’t got anything better to do.
BBC North West reporter
told us last night that The Romans settled in Lancaster 3000 years ago and the mongs in the studio nodded in agreement.
Media Studies don’t do history.
LOL… the thick cuηts, a seven year old could correct that.
I agree. It was 300 years ago.
From amongst the nest of evil bloodsuckers that is the eu there emerges a new enemy of the people it goes by the name of Neelie Kroes, and swaggers around to the title of Vice President of the Europ e@n Commission responsible for the Digital Agenda for Europe.
Quuite so. All treaties capable of individual renunciation.
So he wasn’t going for Gold then.
We just loved the wars in Irag and Afghanistan
And George W Bush and casino banking
And all the hysterical Tea Party followers
But above all his support for the I country…(never avowed)
You cite Fox News and then censor any comments on your comments
You believe in being fair and balanced as much as the Ayatollahs you attack
Come on kids or can’t you take any criticism ?
No, it is Guido’s blog and if you do not play as he wants you to play he will take his toys away and sulk
Why doesn’t he take the comment function offline and just play with himself then?
Fucking annoyed that I can’t spell my own name
He probably grew up mass-debating in the SCR and, in old age, feels this is normal behaviour.
applectic, don’t worry you are not alone. 90% of kids ‘ejerkated’ since the mid 1960s have a similar problem. But at least you do recognise the fact!
I window-shop at Ann Summers. Sometimes for half an hour at a time.
As you know MickyBoy, it is not the Ann Summers regalia, it is what goes in it
Strange that Batty Bacon doesn’t seem to ask such questions of Labour ministers, like Chris Bryant for example. I’m sure they do a nice line in frilly pink panties with integral skid marks.
What a cuпt Bacon is.
Wonder what Browns reaction to such a question would have been?
We know Brown doesn’t drive. Has he ever been in a shop like normal people?
We know Brown doesn’t dгivе. Has he ever shopped like a normal person? Doubt it.
G.Brown. – “I once went to the Ann Summers Emporium and I was advised by that woman who follows me about, not Sue..the other one. The one with those massive chunky chip legs..I don’t know her name. Anyway, I purchased an item about 8″ long called a ‘Rubber Ed.’
I made him shadow minister for trees, windmills, ley lines, and moonbeam power.
I hear he’s doing very well.”
Look at me everyone Look at me! – I’m doing the Olympian Long Jump!
And after that the masse . . . massus . . masssurr .. bloke who comes and rubs me brings me his wobbly thing to relax me because I seem to get tense and Dr Snoddy says its therapy.
He really is a smug prick
got a renewal request from DoT for my photo on my driving licence today.
a poorly designed form makes it hard to read and it’s easy to miss the demand for £20 for the replacement, which will take 3 weeks for them to return to me.
what the fuck is £20 for a photo about???? forgot, it’s just another tax on the driver – fucking bastards
What the F*** are you on about!!!! We’ve got a lot of staff ‘n computers ‘n stuff to buy and keep running ‘n pensions ‘n coffee money ‘n paper PLUS we want to know who you are and what you look like – assuming you’re w h i t e – if you’re not it don’t matter coz they all look the same anyway – even if you can see the remotest sign of a face on the photo.
Besides that, we work closely with the BBC and the TV Tax people – we share info – so we know what you’re up to!!!! Now PAY YOUR TAX!!!!! little people! – who do they think they are!!!
I’ve had a licence to operate a motor vehicle for the past goodness knows how many years and it does not have a photograph on it. So it can’t be renewed can it. Wait until the licence expires and then do it. Or send it back ‘unknown at this address’- that will really confuse the computer!
What does the photo really matter ?, if you take docs to the local cop shop they can check who you are in seconds. It only makes sense if you are pulled by the local constabulary (fat chance as they don’t go out until closing time to get their free beers). Even then you are not obliged to actually carry the bloody thing. It must be the EU.
One last comment before I go, this blog is totally dispiriting
Grayling is a C’UNT
You only get out what you put in. You’ll be sadly missed.
That’s just what I say!
So Guido does the bidding of his masters and produces this trivia to deflect attention from the real Grayling story – his attempt to smear Eddie Hutchinson, the head of audit at A4e who blew the whistle on the fraud (and I don’t care whether the fraud took place under Labour, Conservative or the Martians). Grayling has shown himself unfit for public office by trying to smear Hutchinson as a nobody with an agenda. If Guido cares to look he will find Hutchinson is an independent non-partisan professional with a track record in CIPFA, the main public audit professional body. Do your job Guido and get Grayling out.
Do you study the behaviour of ants for a living?
Stand and deliver, your money or your life. Adam Ant.
I do.
No. As far as I know I have never met you.
Even if true, which is not admitted, how would that compare, in your view, with the way the last lot treated, say, Dr. David Kelly?
Really wish he’s just said “none of your God damn business”
Ya gotta laugh at this squirminging Labour MP.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18204464
A Labour MP has branded a fellow train passenger a “lager drinking oaf” and suggested he should “have been killed before he could breed”.
In 2009, Ms McCarthy was appointed Labour’s new media campaign co-ordinator – or social media ‘tsar’ – after being named as the most influential MP on Twitter.
But she was forced to apologise and received a police caution after she revealed the details of a sample of postal votes on Twitter in the run-up to the 2010 election.
I agree with her. Nothing else. Just that.
If Grayling were a bit smarter he might have replied, “If the Hon Member is suggesting where I should look next time I want to buy him a present, his point is noted’ and sat down.
Alternatively, “I looked in there once to see if they had a sex doll in the Hon Member’s likeness to send him as a present, but they said no, there was no demand for them”
Or; I always try to steer clear of places where I may bump into Margaret Beckett or Theresa May.
Lol , Vicky pollard on twitter , hope Kerry is more understanding of the culture her government created …………….Education , Education , Education
Ahem , Bankia Spains 3rd largest bank and part nationalised has just requested 16bn euro , National GDP is about 1.1 trn euro PA . Spain has a population of about 43mn , which I get to 372 euros for every man woman and child in spain .
Total liabilities across spanish banking thought to be about 140bn euro (I havent seen any scores on doors charts across eurozone ) lets call it 3600 euro per person £2880 , so as we dont forget Ed Balls party left every Uk citizen with £1300 worth of debt , let alone what has been lent ,or lost never to be seen again in bank bailouts , and the £40bn we have lent Mrs Merkel has rescue plan in mind ? Mr Draghis sand clock is running much much faster , how do you bail out the fiscally inconteient ??? We should send our best crack team to brussels Ed Balls and the Ruin , Tony wants a job as well , to help Mr Barroso and Mr Vanrumpouy with special advice and procure those big porkie pies . “so what” Eh Ed with people having to rummage in bins and no medical care so what , you bunch of marxist students ….
Dont fancy being a UK fund manager at 8:30 on monday morning
A “socialist” into eugenics. Who’d have thought it?
Vicky Pollard is correct. People reacted to Emma West because she was bold yet here is Kerry Mccarthy tweeting that someone should be killed. It is like there is one law for MPs and another for ordinary people.
OT again guido
but you know how deep my feelings run for Neo and his bouffant hairdo , don’t you guido ??
This one is for guys with huge laptops wherever they may be watching me ♥♥
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
because…..
Anyone tell me were the next ice cream venue is relative to this cone currently being passed around.
If you can I’m in it for a ninety nine.
Regarding the fish (Grayling Salmo Thymallus ) I would think that the first thing you would need is a woman,although the Bolshevic Corporation might think otherwise.
149 Lizzie hit the nail on the head absolutely,hat tip to you.
Finally:-
Leverhulme inquiry considering nothing will of any substance will come of it is to my mind an expensive charade.
Chilli-cot,what has happened to that other than silence?.
Finally finally:-
When are the Cons going to get real and start to get involved in what is needed to get this country back into real growth,instead of this knee jerk/gesture politics.
Night night all and may you sleep tight like I am going to do after my couple of nightcap whiskys.
Apologies folks in that I missed the H out in were.
I shop at Burger King.
Me too!
http://www.arrestblair.org/
Ah, so that’s how you get an MP’s attention
A hint of naughtiness is what you must mention
With a House full of dildoes and like-minded peers
Sauciness is what it takes to prick up their ears
Affairs of state, though, ain’t arf a beastly distraction
Can even Theresa be stripping down for action?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18216538
Edotorial correction; Chris Grayling answered “sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm sperm “
Cheap and tacky crap
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