Confirmed: Susie Will Spin for CCHQ
.@GuidoFawkes scoop confm'd, Susie Squire going to CCHQ to replace the retiring Henry Macrory My take on what it means, specc.ie/KjOOXu—
James Forsyth (@JGForsyth) May 22, 2012
As revealed here this morning…
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Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
poo
I’ll believe it when 8i||y tells me or when I read it in the Daily Star
Reports of ………………you know the rest.
He earned his place in the history books unlike…………….
Another Twat on Twitter. Old Gorby is still breathing!
http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2012/05/22/gorbachev-is-not-dead-false-news-spreads-on-twitter-again/
Oo wwopy do.
12 hours on and no chamge yet —-shit. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Good one Guido.
Yours seems to be spot on.
Who gives a shit about the fake-image merchants. I hope they rot in hell, the lying bas tards
Alwight Squire?
I do most of my shagging on Council of Europe meetings. Here am I trying to justify my expenses on another shagging trip.
You are so handsome my teddy bear, my king louie, I yearn to hold you in my arms.
‘Ere, listen, I’ll tell you what she can spin on… Ay? AY?
Does she do a turn then? Boaz.
This must be
the scoop of the century
An unknown failed mini spinner being replaced by a micro spinner
Oh so fascinating Micro Guido
I’ve no idea who or what she is but nobody who wears earrings like the ones she has on in Guido’s blogpic can have anything useful to tell us.
I disagree
I know it’s bollocks isn’t it.
The fat lazy shite.
This blog used to be good once.
Everyone posting on here thinks the same thing.
Fat tart is more interested in ar se licking his masters and the chosen landers now.
Pity, he could have made a difference. Glad I’m emigrating.
Get real. The ‘Fawkes’ blog was patently a Has bara / I D F -front from day one.
His usefulness to his backers has run its course or his ulterior agenda has become too apparent to too many readers.
Now save our country in the 11th hour and send all immigrants back home, especially the dual-citizens with ‘the right to return’, to ‘the only democracy in the M.E.’.
Who the fuck cares about SpAd Land total non-job arse holes. Jesus the entire EU project is unwinding and Guido gives us this. It sure is Tittle Tattle
Where’s Guido?
He’s not in fucking Westminster that’s for sure. Lots of things unfolding and generally coming unstuck but not a whisper here.
Is he on a beach somewhere with sand getting in his iPad?
He sure as fuck has got sand in something if this is meant to pass as a ‘scoop’ on the day the IMF are telling us to cut interest rates (what to fucking zero) and print more Mugabe Money. We are about to be spit roasted in a very nasty way by EU and our political elite. Dave and his chubby bum boy playmates wonder around like they’ve got all the time in the world.
When your neighbours house is on fire, you need a massive bazooka to blow out the flames.
I am saving Ireland
Single-handedly
Please be patient with Micro whatnot…
Guido is laying in tons of baked beans and gold in his third residence in the depoths of Oireland.., as he always recommended…
God bless him
He has left the sinking ship to some underlings who clearly are operating at the level of ze daily fur
That tweet is worth at least $104bn
Our first and major announcement is that the Conservative Party supports Gay Marriage
We will pas major legislation on this subject, before the countrey sinks under the financial waves…
We never promised it but our Great Leader is adament
Marriage for buggers and we will all row together (as the Eton Boating Song says)
Eton Boateng Song to the DWP …. NOW boy!!!!
I beg your pardon
I get free suits from Boeteng, they are great for all my offshore apperances
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284328/Bankrolled-Sainsbury-suited-Boateng–Miliband-D-gets-help-friends.html
Јоllу Bоаtеng wеаthеr
Аnd а nоn-rасіst brееzе,
Wе’rе drеssеd іn lеаthеr,
Strоng smеll оf сhееsе;
Τhrust, thrust tоgеthеr,
Wіth smаll bоуs bеtwееn уоur knееs.
Okay – a joke’s a joke but this is going too far.
Now. Where have you hidden the real Conservative party Dave?
You sound like a ghastly little englander type.
Well I will have no truck with the likes of you, my party is for elitist progressive like minded people, well, like me really.
Now unless you have a spare £250K, please don’t bother me again.
Like the Borders really innit ducky?
We’re here you stupid bastards! – can’t you come and untie us?
Temperatures set to hit 28C
Err…Can we have a bigger ‘puter?
Excellent!
Porn?
Stay classy Guido
Get ‘em off you harlot !
I’m sorry I have a cold
Yo am not aloud ta say dem words! Dem tranny folks am de future! Dem tranny don’ breed like da Mussos!
OMG
This is worthy of the front page of the Daily Fur
Come on Guido, tell your editor…
Really you are in the know before the knowers know. Bet poor Dave is afraid to drop a fart…..because he can read it hear before it rattles.
Didier Drogba to replace Andrew Lansley at the DoH
I will have Drogba for a price that even pillaging Russian oligarchs cannot match
Just watch this space
You censor this because you do not think that the Russian oligarchs have not pillaged Russia?
You must be the only sods who are naive enough to thing that
Have you ever heard of a double negative before?
I think you must enjoy pissing in your violin, as they say
Is it true?
Yes labour policies. Negative Miliband, Balls et al. No policies.
http://www.dneg.com/jobs/
No speekie english
Light iriot!
http://liberalconspiracy.org/2008/12/17/tax-payers-alliance-challenged/
I am a chum of Chucka Yourmoneyaway as well
So there
Squire’s as independent as Adrian BeeMatCroft
She starts the job with her knickers down, I fear
Who cares if she’s saved the furry part? – or do we like au natural?
I blame sue again ?
I think Miss Susie time at CCHQ will be limited
I hope she has a good redundancy payment
That’ll be a few less Liebour voters then
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18157566
“The European Court of Human Rights has said individual governments can decide how to implement a ban on convicted prisoners voting.”
Well that’s fucking big of them.
Good of them to get out of their bath of asses milk to pontificate to us – the cun ts.
“The Europ ean Court of Human Rights has said individual governments can decide how to implement a ban on convicted prisoners voting.”
Well that’s fucking big of them.
Good of them to get out of their bath of asses milk to pontificate to us – the cun ts.
I think we have dealt with this young lady
She has had her 15 minutes of fame
Can we move onto something interesting please Guido?
Some full frontal from our front page, for example?
Or from our competitor, Loaded Magazine?
Free to first 100,000 readers. Fair enough?
Selective reporting by BBC News 24 on today’s IMF report. Nobody touches the BBC for anti tory reporting.
They’re making it up as they go along…..LaGarde said nothing about reducing VAT..the BBC continues to put out Labour propaganda non-stop..
Of course it’s just yet another excuse to get mong Ed Scrotum out to spout his “spend spend spend” mantra once more.
You see, what we need is GROWTH.
To engender GROWTH we need to piss billions of pounds away on the NHS, the police, schools, local government and quagos. It doesn’t matter how effective this spending is, it only matters that money is spent in unimaginable quantities.
This is INVESTMENT. If we happen to thoroughly line the trousers of big, incompetent American consultancy firms who cannot deliver a working abbacus, let alone a function NHS records system then thats just fine. Afterall, they’ll give me a consultant post at the end of the day when the UK nothing but a burning wasteland.
Growth?
Lower taxes and stop pissing money away on worthless shite. Simple.
I think it mlight be a good idea if you people learned what the word “Work” means
The only reason the BBC want a VAT cut is so people go out and buy more flat screen TV’s and hence have to declare their name and address to the TV licencing scum.
This story is a bit like the Captain of the Titanic announcing that he’s promoted the assistant chef to the position of chief chef whilst everyone is hanging off the back of the ship as it sinks.
+1
Drop a daisy cutter, come back to Biased-BBC.
Who cares?
This is a “scoop” ?
A “scoop” indeed.
New Lows.
Who was Macrory?
Pay me five dorras I love you loads.
Trust the mongs at the BBC to paint Watson as a hero of the left.
It takes a lot of paint.
Deep thoughts from a vert deep man like myself :
The Left died with Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson
To be fair Watson is a hero to the Left, its just the rest of us who think he is a twat.
Fucking BBC, how can students go on strike? What a bunch of mongs. So does that mean Spanish students won’t be shagging, drinking, shooting up, wanking or stealing today then?
After all that’s what students all over the world call work.
Is it better to wank before I shoot up or after?
When I was a university professor (true!), my students said there was a strike planned…
I said, “It’s simple, kids, If I go to the trouble of coming here to teach you and you do not turn up, you will get 0 marks at the end of the year”.
They all turned up….
What subject was it?
Economics
You should see the students in Quebec, Canada. At least in Spain they are in dire financial straits with 25% unemployment, unlike the tw@ts in Quebec.
This used to be a family blog as the host claimed!
Rather like a Family Butcher then
How’s that magazine of yours doing these days ?
Do you realise Guido, that we butches will soon be able to have children on the NHS ?
My wife will be inseminated on the NHS with the sperm (horrors) of a man (horrors) who we do not know
And my virgin bride will then be able to have a calf not of our making
But we will be wonderful parents and there is no need for a father and mother in the household…as all pshycholigistss have recomended for a century…
Squelch…
And I am a q u e e r
I will be able to have a woman (hoorors) not of my choice to be a surrogate mother (horrors) for my children, all paid for by the NHS
Even Nero did not think of that for his castrated “wife”…
But we are so happy to pervert society for our happiness…
Bhottoms UP!
I have 100 Facebook shares in exchange for an Olympic Torch ( but not the one that blew out ).
Where is Tone ?
We desperately need you to save us from the disaster he created?
He will save us all
More lies spun by the BBC. Mongs stated that nuclear power won’t be subsidised as Lib Dems oppose it.
Well they might but the fact is it’s the EU that prevents it. Once again the BBC doing the cock sucking for the EU, they love those big EU bungs at the BBC.
Why don’t you just take the refund and fuck off,Guido ?
To the Tories
How to get the economy going.
1. Cut fuel duty by 30p a litre for at least 12 months.
2. Pay for it by cutting fucking spending.
3. Tell the BBC to fuck off.
Good point. Cameron should give an ultimatum to the lib dems, and put the BBC back in it’s place, an unbiased news / media organisation.
The BBC should be told
For every biased programme
One percent will be lopped off their budget
Until it stops…
How about that?
The BBC will be broke in 24 hours
and Sky isn’t biased?
Are you forced to fund Sky? And since when did Sky pump out Liebore party propaganda 24 hours a day?
Hey give anon a chance, Sky is riddled with ex BBC, limp wristed hacks, so what he says has a large degree of truth. What we really need is a full on Fox News to scare the shit out of both of them (cue hysterical response from reactionary knobheads)
1. Agreed, but make it permanent.
2. Don’t need to cut spending. The cut will pay for itself with reduced unemployment costs, greater consumer confidence cause by cheaper goods in the shops, etc.
3. Agreed.
2. Cutting spending would help the economy, but it wouldn’t be needed to pay for a cut in fuel duty. Now if the money that we are forced to hand over was spent effectively…
This blog has been shanghaied…
Oyvey, Shalom!
My gendarmerie has seen you on our territory
Be careful
If you continue attacking My Euro, I will confiscate your second residence…(above all the cellar, which I know is precious to you)
The main difficulty, I think, is not that hollandaise is particularly difficult to make, once you understand the science of it; it’s the cult of the Sauce, by which I don’t mean tomato ketchup and its ilk, but the backbone of the classic French repertoire, the kind of recipe which sounds like one should have a legion d’honneur to even dare attempting
Jeff Randall on Sky
Ireland may have to ask for second bail out of 3.2 billion
Ha ha ha ha
That is why Guido has abandoned our blog…
Don’t worry – I gave you all a cast iron guarantee I wouldn’t use any of your money to bail out the Euro!
I’m going to bail out the Euro with borrowed money instead.
Toodle pip!
Borrowed from where?
German , American or even Chinese banks
We borrow money to give to the EU
fuckin stupid !
How about a real British celebrity ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/3207822.stm
Here’s something more interesting :
http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That’s a bit too exciting for me. I prefer
http://www.mirimgs.com/webcam/paint.html
Fatty should throw in the towel and just embed that webcam. His stats would improve.
One actually must be honest – well as honest as one can be for a politician – ha ha hahh ahhh aaa!
Frankly one hasn’t got a clue what one is doing! But these yokel types in Suffolk seem to have a plan for New Cleer Power – dashed if one knows what that is but it’s change to wind – that of course one loves fervently with all the love of a money grabber! Ha ha ha hhhaaaa!
Anyway, one agrees with Cleggars – and if he says it’s OK it must be! And personally, one has no worries in the energy or fuel cost departments! Ha ha ha hh aaahhh!
In a new report out today it is claimed that there are more morons in the UK than anywhere else in Europe. And most of them are on here.
Stupid, moronic, people – abject failures who will never amount to anything – tend to vote Labour. Intelligent, successful people – people with good qualifications and good incomes – they vote for other parties. Usually the Conservatives.
Actually, we don’t vote at all.
Only a moron would give a cretinous politician a mandate to shaft them.
Legislation is in the pipeline to make it easier for morons to get married to each other. This will help to cut the deficit and pay off our debts. plus it will make it harder for the BBC to portray us Tory toffs as the nasty party, innit?
You ARE a Tory Toff you stupid bum-fucker!
yeah – notice no-one has asked why the government department for intercepting and decrypting enemy signals needs a spin doctor?
that’s because they now believe that everybody has been sufficiently brainwashed so as to comply – and judging from the comments they are right
Why is the BBC banging on about the IMF and a VAT cut when that was not part of what they specifically said?
Oh hang on it’s Steph ‘what day of the week is it’ Flanders, she who was shagging both Ed’s and both Ed’s only talking point is cutting VAT, which will only make TV’s a bit cheaper.
Cutting VAT is a waste of time, most key things are either zero VAT rated or have a lower rate of VAT.
Cutting fuel duty by a large chunk is what people want.
If cutting VAT was such a stellar idea then why did they increase it from 15% to 17.5%?
To keep the new Council Tax down.
Why have VAT in the first place? JUST SPEND LESS!!!
“Sometimes you feel like you could look back and wonder ‘what if?’. And when I think back myself to May 2010, when the UK deficit was at 11% and I try to imagine what the situation would be like today if no such fiscal consolidation programme had been decided… I shiver.”
I wonder why 2 Ed’s 2 beds Flanders doesn’t think this comment is more relevant than some made up story about VAT?
Oh those shivery days before she landed a job paying $467940 net of tax plus expenses. Nice tan
It could be worse, remember the one eyed mong from Fife wanted the job.
have you ever thought of gettig a job?
Spin this:
“IMF tells Britain: If your economy fails to recover, it’s time for plan B”
Lagarde did a fine job when she ran the French economy, last time with a balanced budget 1975 spin that christine, piss off and get your manifesto ready fpr the next Fr presidential elections
I agree with Nick!
We’ve got the Tories desperately wanting to sound like LibDems, and the LibDems desperately NOT wanting to sound like Tories. This cockalition just isn’t fucking working.
It’s great that UKIP are polling above the LibDems, but our political system offers no reward for thinly spread support. UKIP needs to concentrate its efforts in a few specific constituencies to get a foothold in parliament. I would suggest a few Tory seats where the people realise the Tories are fake conservatives.
Here we go again, Newsnight having a go at a private sector company about the pay of its boss.
Note how the BBC never EVER has a go at the pay of top people in the public sector, union bosses or of course BBC presenters or managers.
When it comes to them, they according to the BBC appear to be above criticism
How very true. As a license fee payer funded organisation the BBC should state it’s own pay structure before critisising others.
Rachel Reeves and Chloe Smith on Newsnight, fuck me and we gave wimmin the vote for this?
Thats nothin have you heard Lynne Featherson FFS !!!!
I wasnt sure if it was just some long stare competetion held by two very rare giant tortoises , with Emily in a Bi keeni holding the round placards . First for me not wanting to discuss , I aprreciate Ed Balls and underling Rachel have been annoying and pompus since 2010 (certainly before in one case) , and in some of the earlier press moments I think i would have took my coat off and given him 12 rounds even if after 2 he was unconcious I wouldnt have stopped , such was the rage he invoked . I have now settled at the conclusion that he is some sort of bluffer , in a party of bluffers , getting by by being creative with catch phrases rather than honesty or truth about the situation , In short before i used to think he prtended to be an idiot , now I am convinced he wants to be one .
Deputy PMQs was different in that it was more sparky than useual poison , I could hardly stop laughing at Harriets question and Even Nick got some brusing subitles in and Mark Harper did very well . Mr Bone perhaps managing top rating although Harriets question was hard to swallow.
Best regards to PM , hope he understands how trench foot occures , best look at Mosiure Hollandes boots see if hes got the symptoms early ……………..
well fuck me and we gave men the vote – just how stupid are they?
Speaking from my personal experience, I’m very stupid.
Spe aking from my personal experience, I’m very stupid. Just proved it p e a.
I voted!
They fucked me!
Fuck them!
Fuckers!
Media luvvies don’t get it do they? Who cares if a bank goes bust you’ll get your money back? How long will that take and would you trust the Government not to rip you off? Would you also get the interest?
Take your money out and stick it under the mattress at least you can get to it when you want.
+1
If the Equitable Life fiasco is anything to go by, you could be waiting 15+ years to get your money back. Probably without interest, so inflation would have taken a pretty hefty chunk out of it.
The PM says “its a slow driver less car crash” mmmm interesting analogy
Ms Lagarde has some praise for UKs decisive action , couldnt agree more voting the ruin and his socisliast lot out , was about the best decisive action Th Uk has done for decades, but is worried about Uk growth stalling . Given That IMF is in town for Uk presentation , perhaps IMF couldnt make stark comparisons between othe countries , and the fact that we had done rather well ………. .
News tonight says we are looking at eurobonds , I quite liked eurobonds when we didnt seem so much in a fix , as way of raising money for infrastructure , Uk infrastructure bonds may work well , but I have doubts about eurobonds , purely ongrounds on where does it end , nor it being able to sort economic imbalances which dont disapper even if growth does come back .
I suppose there are three scenarios for the PM/UK , given the nature of some the brussels pact that exist they could come up with somthing so awful , that it may be the last time a Uk PM is considered worth asking , as Full tilt fiscal union and monetry union must be on , ie more of europe as solution and I dont think we should cross that bridge , which will indicate some parting of journey has occured and we have a Lisbon clause 50 moment (I dont know if a Similar clause exists in maastricht but you never know yer luck) . Of course being kicked out is rather different to leaving in terms of History , we give £50mn a day to the EU , they take 25% and give us the rest back , mmm could create quite a bit of infastructure or Uk jobs with extra £4mn a day from EU, you would have thought the libdems would be russhing to that idea of making EU squeeze to keep childcare cheaper or make more jobs , but they hardly mention it …… :0 .
The other two possibilities are more to do with actual plan EU comes up with , the PM could of course return and think it best putting such large unprovable ecnomic theory to quick referendum , I would imagine signing anything that gives over UK GDP isnt on ,yet of all the must do EU meetings this one must surely be it . and yet so far it lacks so much creative genius , as the previous ones seem to have had , I mean why on earth will growth change the ecnomic difference problems ??
But that is all speculation , we shall have to see if what is done and said is any good .
talking of spinninf, in what way is the behaviour of tory biy MPs democratic here?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/23/welfare-to-work-fraud-whistleblowers-gagged
or is it a case of they dont like it up ‘em???
tory boys really are fucking bastards
On the night shift again?
Too much coffee more like.
What’s important is, these days, only spin
There’s nowt else Parliament’s competent in
So Fawkes is right to bang on about Susie
She’s a VIP, not some PR floozie
While the toytown Tories twiddle their thumbs
It’s her chore, somehow, to whitewash the bums
Spin is only considered important because it is treated as such. Spin doctors shold always be treated as the liars they are and not allowed to give unattributable quotes. When they speak they should be named. When they lie they should be named and shamed.
Its still a boring post and Guido used to be able to do better, but now he’s a celebrity with a fame habit to support it may be hard for him. Show some humanity, some compassion. Its hard living off table scraps from the rich and powerful.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well, well, well, acording to the caring sharing beeb, there is in our schools, amoungst our young folk, incidents of name calling and fights!!!!!
So good on the beeboids for stiring this situation up so we get the state to step in before this gets out of hand.
Because this could leed to bragging and/or sillyness.
Auntie and nanny to rescue!
Markets have dropped of a cliff again this morning, I’m guessing Merkel must be pulling faces again.