May 15th, 2012

Shome Mishtake, Shurely?


105 Comments

  1. 1
    Enough says:

    What has she been convicted of?

  2. 2
    The beautiful Mensch Machine says:

    Jeez.. Is PE £1.50

  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Being more ginger than Mick Hucknall, isn’t that enough to be getting on with?

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Does Order Order have the copywright for ‘Salem Witch Trial’

  5. 5
    Soothsayer says:

    That hair does it for me.

    Keep your filthy hands off her.

  6. 6
    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    If this blog was only half as good as PE!

  7. 7
    Scrobs... says:

    Salem used to be a damn good fag…

    Although you might not understand that at this particular moment…

  8. 8
    FartingHippo says:

    “Two People Make Same Obvious Connection Shocker”

    Cont. p94.

  9. 9
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    I have no feelings either way about Rebekah Brooks but wouldn’t it be nice if she torpedoed the HoC/HoL and blew a fucking great hole in the massed assembly of politicians in this country??

    It would indeed be a bonus if the same were happen to the police and the Met in particular.

    I hate the bastards at the top of our country – the malign elements who devour our spirit and pride and take all of our money, cheapening us as criminals and scroungers, whilst living the high life at OUR FUCKING EXPENSE

  10. 10
    Scrobs... says:

    Curly red hair and big lips…

  11. 11
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ed Testicles was on the BBC yet again today (Radio 5) spouting once again the same old bollocks about how austerity isn’t working. The female beeboid presenter and her dumb male sidekick sounded like two little kids sitting cross legged in front of their teacher nodding and agreeing with everything he said.

    Not once did female say “but your tax and spend mentality was was trashed out economy leaving the NHS unable to fund the PFI schemes or off book debt as it’s called, you sold off our gold for next to nothing and you failed to put any money aside in the good years and employed a million extra people in the public sector doing non jobs…and that’s your plan to get us out of the mess now!!!”

  12. 12
    Some Geezer wot wants to be a (Haw)thorn(e) in PE's side says:

    Great minds think alike. Preferably not sequentially, though.

  13. 13
    The beautiful Mensch Machine says:

    Bad taste in PJs for all we know.

  14. 14
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Cheaper than Simon Cowell’s black toilet roll though.

  15. 15
    Loungelizard says:

    This Lady is a smart operator, right? she must be. So when she wanted to loose the laptops why didn’t she put them in a black bin bag and leave it in the office of a certain high ranking police officer, it would have never been found.

  16. 16
    Labour never did anything wrong - honest! says:

    Got that right mate!

  17. 17
    Nige says:

  18. 18
    Bumsex Marriage in da good old US of fucking A! says:

  19. 19
    Lobbyisht says:

    What, because you’re the only one who’s read Miller?

  20. 20
    Poncho says:

    Is someone playing a colour card?

  21. 21
    The beautiful Mensch Machine says:

    I thought it was a film first … with that wynona shoplifter girl

  22. 22
    Labour Prospective Parliamentary Candidate says:

  23. 23
    davidc says:

    shum mishtak shorley !

    (contd page 94)

  24. 24
    Scrobs... says:

    Wasn’t she the ‘Flame Haired Temptress’ once Mensch?

  25. 25
    Labour never did anything wrong - honest! says:

    BBC, integrity & fa.i..rness Daisy? They’re nothing but the communication wing of the L.a./b.our party.

  26. 26
    WVM says:

    WTF is that!

  27. 27
    Scrobs... says:

    Got a load of the old ones you can have Mensch!

    Been on Ebay for months, sold some, not others!

    All oldies!

    2/- each some of them…

  28. 28
    I love the FT says:

    You don’t think Hislop reads Guido do you?

  29. 29
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a hero

  30. 30
    Burn her!!!!! says:

  31. 31
    Labour never did anything wrong - honest! says:

    Bloody brilliant & so apt!

  32. 32
    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Private Eyes says:

    Eyes 1 to Infinity FOC

  33. 33
    The Public says:

    Haven’t heard you mention one

  34. 34
    Sarah Twit says:

    No dear Nero

  35. 35
    errrm says:

    you are probably correct …. and who knows, maybe she has ……

  36. 36
    Prescott says:

    I prefer PE.

    I cant wipe my arse on the internet

  37. 37
    WVM says:

    Promises promises….

  38. 38
    I've got one eye says:

    See #32

  39. 39
    Justice Fingers says:

    Agreed

  40. 40
    Gerry Mandering says:

    Please cancel my subscription!

  41. 41
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    My hero signs The Lisbon Treaty.

  42. 42
    Vichy Dave - Cicero Knows Him says:

    £1.50!!

    For that kind of cash I assume she gets her baps out on page three?

  43. 43
    Porridge Munchers says:

  44. 44
    Justice Fingers says:

    Not even close. You are a Zero like your gold reserves

  45. 45
    Constable Savage says:

    Bang to rights!

  46. 46
    Justice Fingers says:

    I wonder if a Crayola crayon is legally binding?

  47. 47
    Labour never did anything wrong - honest! says:

    Just found out the scotch are the most miserable of b*st*rds?

  48. 48
    Cicero says:

    Didn’t Ian Hislop once say political blogs were useless? PE used to be hard-hitting and original, at one time. Mind you, that was before Hislop got ATGW (Achingly Trendy Global Warming) disease – it’s clearly affected his brain.

  49. 49
    Fish says:

    Hear the demented Eurolaugh at around 1.05. He He he, ha OH OH.

    This was the very moment traitor Brown and Miliband Major denied Britain its Lisbon referrendum.

  50. 50
    Labour hypocrites against the Coalition says:

    You wouldn’t be employed by our “esteemed” public broadcaster unless you were left wing or a Guardian reader would you ??

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308215/Yes-BBC-biased-Mark-Thompson-admits-massive-lean-Left.html

  51. 51
    Lou Scannon says:

    Guido
    I could have sworn you once said that you never read the Eye – or is it that you only ever look at the cover ?

  52. 52
    The Gnomeson inquiry says:

    Dear Guido,

    Do you perchance have any photographs of an older man wearing a vest whilst in the company of a pretty young lady ?

  53. 53
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Burnham the prize clown was on the Beeb too earlier – I quickly changed challenging to stop damage to my brain.

    This prat whines about nhs, yet he was in charge of the fiasco in Staffordshire. and he is still in job – be it shadow its still as a health minister.

  54. 54
    Justice Fingers says:

    Yep and let Camerhuhne off the hook

  55. 55
    Bumboy B!lly Hague says:

    You don’t get a free iPhone with Private Eye.

  56. 56
    lol says:

    I wouldn’t credit yourself.

  57. 57
    Starvin Marvin says:

    Pleased to see you have no feelings either way. Feelings would have ruined an otherwise excellent rant.

  58. 58
    Starvin Marvin says:

    I think I see the problem there . . . .

  59. 59
    Barber of Seville says:

    As I ‘ve said before that hair is really a safe house refuge for colonies of asylum seeking St Pierre & Michelon termites.

    Get a perm Becks with a K !!

  60. 60
    Terry Spinks says:

    He’s obviously an aspiring young boxer cultivating his own in house gumshield……… Leave him alone unless you wannah taste an East London Sandwich !!

  61. 61
    Danny Dead Veeto says:

    No Mishtake and who yah callin’ Shorty!!

    ( Arnie my brother — sort this Limey out !!)

  62. 62
    Handycock Capo di Capo Portsmouth says:

    It is wrong to comment on any aspect of Rebekah’s current difficulties as they are sub judice. For the same reason, it is also wrong to comment on anything about me, as it could soon be sub judice. Jahbulon.

  63. 63
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Christ – bad hair day alert.

  64. 64
    Pete And Dud says:

    No — I think he “kneads ” Paul Ho- Merton

    ( Bet you even money you don’t let this one through Moddy — shall we say a lunch at Tidly Dol’s ?)

  65. 65
    George Bushel says:

    There ARe no entrepreneurs in North west England!

    (For Godssakes it ain’t even a French word ! )

  66. 66
    Tony B Liar says:

    But I devolved the NHS, surely you mean the EHS, SHS, WHS or NiHS?

  67. 67
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Mrs Brooks says she is innocent.

    I believe her because she was editor of the Sun and the Sun has never ever lied.

    The Sun is a great bastion of Englishness and long may its present regime continue outing fraud corruption and sexual Peccadilloes without fear or favour.

    Bring on the trial sooner rather than later.

    I hope it gets on before the Huhnes.

  68. 68
    Starvin Marvin says:

    That’s what ATGW does, it melts your brain.

  69. 69
    Disgusted of Purley says:

    I don’t have a subscription, so I’m going to take one out so I can cancel it.

  70. 70
    Ken Woodchef says:

    Is she the illegitimate love child of Mick Hucknall and Zelda off Terrahawks?

  71. 71
    Tardkiller says:

    Hislop hates guido

  72. 72
    Henry Brubaker says:

    Oi! Im a entrepreneur in the NW of england.

    Im fucking shit mind……minimum wage would a pay raise at the moment.

  73. 73
    Gloone says:

    Why are half of Guido’s stories about himself these days?

  74. 74
    Jeremy C'unt says:

    Dearest Rebecca, Dave sends his deepest commiserations. He can’t pass them on himself as he’s working harder. Always with the jokes, good old Dave.

    Could you give us both some guidance about how to present ourselves best at Levinson.

    My boyfriend says you didn’t realise that when you didn’t answer questions they were taken by Jay and Levinson as answers in the affirmative but I say that this is bollocks.

    You, like me, are clearly a person of honesty and integrity. LOL.

  75. 75
    Hawweeit says:

    Lebanese?
    That’s sexist.

  76. 76
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I don’t think that Guido does much of the posting on here anymore, he is rising above such things, (columns in the Times, y’know.) With every mainstream telly appearance he is being drawn ever further into the seductive, warm, comforting bosom of the Establishment. It will be young Harry who has noticed the Eye cover.

  77. 77
    The Papal Index Finger says:

    Look it’s quite straightforward we’ve been doing it for milllenia.

    Throw her in the river ( you must have one worthy of the name in Engel unless they have all been tainted with martyred blood).

    If she floats she’a a witch and gets burned .

    If she drowns … er … sorry !

  78. 78
    MONGTASTIC says:

    I agree, this website would be so much more interesting without the article, he should delete it immediately.

  79. 79
    The Iilluminati of Bohemian Grove says:

    RAMZIPAUL ??

    Is that a bastardisation of Ron Paul ??.

    If so is this self confessed retard actually replacing Uncle Ron to go up against Moronic Mitt ?? Life gets easier every day.

  80. 80
    DO NOWT DAVE says:

    I have the up most respect for the British Justice system
    That is why i made cash payments to police officers

    This weak and feeble case against me ?

    “Yes i made payments to police officers”

    She would fit right into the set of Cell Block H

  81. 81
    [0] says:

    Because he’s a narcissist.

  82. 82
    National Socialist says:

    So France has voted for Holland. Is it Eurovision already?

  83. 83
    Paul Merton says:

    Does double take and pulls suprised face.

    Handpicked BBC audience collapses in hysterical laughter.

  84. 84
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    It will be nothing like Eurovision. More like Fred Carnos.

    Mark my words.

    On day one he manages to get soaked without a coat at the Arc de Triomphe, treats all his old socialist pals to a taxpayer funded lunch at the Elysee Palace,takes time out in his speech to have a pop at Sarko and then gets struck by lightning.

  85. 85
    thick as a ginger editor says:

    I dont understand this french election thing.. Does this guy have any power and whats this new prime minister who seems to have appeared..Is he the queen?

  86. 86

    The trials of your grandchildren yet to be born will get on sooner than the Huhnes.

  87. 87

    Pity about the lack of lightning, otherwise a fair summation of events.

  88. 88
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    But it’s not working, is it? That’s why Britain is back in recession.

  89. 89
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Monsieur Darwin’s Theory Of French natyural selection:

    “Merkozy”

    |
    |
    V

    “Merkollande”

    |
    |
    V

    “Mer….de”

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    “Turnabout is fair play” as the Americans say…

    No, I have no idea what it means either…

  92. 92
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    The Prime Minister appears to have been appointed mainly because he speaks fluent German.

    Flamby has also promised sexual equality in his new Government. I wonder from where he got this idea?

    They are now scraping the barrel to find some women. Edith Cresson was even on the scene today .

    Also do not forget Miss Delors who prefers to be known as Madame Aubray.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Evil bitch. Serving soldiers and Milly etc were hacked on her watch. Witch doesn’t begin to describe the foul creature.

  94. 94
    Media Police State says:

    Lets see what comes out at the Trial, Lets see who grasses who. Cmon Rebekka you Know you want too. Give us the TRUTH about Bliar and IRAQ,, I am sure we might forgive you, a bit

  95. 95
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    ……..is that a description of a Highland Cattle cow?

  96. 96
    Posh kids are killing music... says:

    Leave him alone!
    Having backed him on Observe in the Cheltenham Foxhunters back in 1987 and I can confirm that he’s a straight as straight can be.

  97. 97
    Grrr says:

    Can anyone explain to me why only News Inernational people have been charged.

    Wasn’t this being done at the Guardian and Mirror as well?

    Looks rather silly to me.

  98. 98
    Gordon 'Smiler' Brown says:

    From Wikipedia: “Hislop applied to read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford, but changed to English Literature before arriving. He graduated from Oxford’s Magdalen College with the degree of BA”

    So really he’s no different to the rest of the ‘elite’ Civil Servants and HoC scum, he can’t do sums.

    I, however, specialised in History of the Labour Party in EdinburgerNchips which is why my many, many, many *grits teeth* years stint as Chancellor will forever be seen as a Golden Shower.

    *Sigh*

    *Shakes head*
    If only I hadn’t inherited such a shitty economy from the Tories

    …England I think it’s called.

    *Mutters “What a bunch of bigots”*

  99. 99
    sacre bleu says:

    and then la mere dalors???

  100. 100
    Dai Harvards Bald Wig. says:

    Now Now. Im an MP amd I deserve every penny I get.

  101. 101
    Boudicca says:

    Mr Ed the talking horse?

  102. 102
    Curious Yellow says:

    …but you would have a go at her wouldn’t you Handy? Might be a challenge but worth the teddy bear.

  103. 103
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    does descartes precede delors?

    one doubts it

  104. 104
    God says:

    Just how the awful Brooks ever became “chief executive” of anything remains a mystery to me!

  105. 105
    Economics Graduate says:

    “So really he’s no different to the rest of the ‘elite’ Civil Servants and HoC scum, he can’t do sums.”

    Is this factual? That all those who opt for Arts degrees have a numerical inadequacy which prevents them from “doing sums”? Is it also true, then, that all those with Science degrees are incapable of constructing a sentence?


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