Shome Mishtake, Shurely?
Private Eye Guido Fawkes
Sir, I wonder if any of your readers have noticed the striking resemblance between this week’s front cover and our own site four day ago. Could they by any chance be related?
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
ABC Online Figures for Newspaper Websites | MediaGuido
Why Does the BBC Love Lefty Hacks? | Speccie
Coked-Up Celebs and Vengeful Politicians | Press Gazette
Saudi Arabia Silences Israeli Paper | The Commentator
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
It Was Beeb Not Tabloids That Smeared Help For Heroes | Speccie
Latest ABC Figures | Guardian
BBC Says Sorry For Newsnight Help For Heroes Report | BBC
Lineker Blows £15,000 of BBC Licence Fee on Taxis | Mail
Ian Katz to Newsnight | Speccie
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
What has she been convicted of?
Being more ginger than Mick Hucknall, isn’t that enough to be getting on with?
Salem used to be a damn good fag…
Although you might not understand that at this particular moment…
£1.50!!
For that kind of cash I assume she gets her baps out on page three?
Dearest Rebecca, Dave sends his deepest commiserations. He can’t pass them on himself as he’s working harder. Always with the jokes, good old Dave.
Could you give us both some guidance about how to present ourselves best at Levinson.
My boyfriend says you didn’t realise that when you didn’t answer questions they were taken by Jay and Levinson as answers in the affirmative but I say that this is bollocks.
You, like me, are clearly a person of honesty and integrity. LOL.
Evil bitch. Serving soldiers and Milly etc were hacked on her watch. Witch doesn’t begin to describe the foul creature.
Lets see what comes out at the Trial, Lets see who grasses who. Cmon Rebekka you Know you want too. Give us the TRUTH about Bliar and IRAQ,, I am sure we might forgive you, a bit
Curly red hair and big lips…
Bang to rights!
……..is that a description of a Highland Cattle cow?
Bad taste in PJs for all we know.
Wasn’t she the ‘Flame Haired Temptress’ once Mensch?
Christ – bad hair day alert.
Can anyone explain to me why only News Inernational people have been charged.
Wasn’t this being done at the Guardian and Mirror as well?
Looks rather silly to me.
Jeez.. Is PE £1.50
Cheaper than Simon Cowell’s black toilet roll though.
Got a load of the old ones you can have Mensch!
Been on Ebay for months, sold some, not others!
All oldies!
2/- each some of them…
See #32
Does Order Order have the copywright for ‘Salem Witch Trial’
If this blog was only half as good as PE!
You don’t get a free iPhone with Private Eye.
That hair does it for me.
Keep your filthy hands off her.
Is she the illegitimate love child of Mick Hucknall and Zelda off Terrahawks?
“Two People Make Same Obvious Connection Shocker”
Cont. p94.
I agree, this website would be so much more interesting without the article, he should delete it immediately.
I have no feelings either way about Rebekah Brooks but wouldn’t it be nice if she torpedoed the HoC/HoL and blew a fucking great hole in the massed assembly of politicians in this country??
It would indeed be a bonus if the same were happen to the police and the Met in particular.
I hate the bastards at the top of our country – the malign elements who devour our spirit and pride and take all of our money, cheapening us as criminals and scroungers, whilst living the high life at OUR FUCKING EXPENSE
Got that right mate!
Agreed
Pleased to see you have no feelings either way. Feelings would have ruined an otherwise excellent rant.
It is wrong to comment on any aspect of Rebekah’s current difficulties as they are sub judice. For the same reason, it is also wrong to comment on anything about me, as it could soon be sub judice. Jahbulon.
…but you would have a go at her wouldn’t you Handy? Might be a challenge but worth the teddy bear.
Now Now. Im an MP amd I deserve every penny I get.
Ed Testicles was on the BBC yet again today (Radio 5) spouting once again the same old bollocks about how austerity isn’t working. The female beeboid presenter and her dumb male sidekick sounded like two little kids sitting cross legged in front of their teacher nodding and agreeing with everything he said.
Not once did female say “but your tax and spend mentality was was trashed out economy leaving the NHS unable to fund the PFI schemes or off book debt as it’s called, you sold off our gold for next to nothing and you failed to put any money aside in the good years and employed a million extra people in the public sector doing non jobs…and that’s your plan to get us out of the mess now!!!”
BBC, integrity & fa.i..rness Daisy? They’re nothing but the communication wing of the L.a./b.our party.
You wouldn’t be employed by our “esteemed” public broadcaster unless you were left wing or a Guardian reader would you ??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308215/Yes-BBC-biased-Mark-Thompson-admits-massive-lean-Left.html
Burnham the prize clown was on the Beeb too earlier – I quickly changed challenging to stop damage to my brain.
This prat whines about nhs, yet he was in charge of the fiasco in Staffordshire. and he is still in job – be it shadow its still as a health minister.
But I devolved the NHS, surely you mean the EHS, SHS, WHS or NiHS?
I think I see the problem there . . . .
But it’s not working, is it? That’s why Britain is back in recession.
Great minds think alike. Preferably not sequentially, though.
This Lady is a smart operator, right? she must be. So when she wanted to loose the laptops why didn’t she put them in a black bin bag and leave it in the office of a certain high ranking police officer, it would have never been found.
you are probably correct …. and who knows, maybe she has ……
Haven’t heard you mention one
Promises promises….
My hero signs The Lisbon Treaty.
I wonder if a Crayola crayon is legally binding?
Hear the demented Eurolaugh at around 1.05. He He he, ha OH OH.
This was the very moment traitor Brown and Miliband Major denied Britain its Lisbon referrendum.
Yep and let Camerhuhne off the hook
RAMZIPAUL ??
Is that a bastardisation of Ron Paul ??.
If so is this self confessed retard actually replacing Uncle Ron to go up against Moronic Mitt ?? Life gets easier every day.
What, because you’re the only one who’s read Miller?
I thought it was a film first … with that wynona shoplifter girl
Is someone playing a colour card?
WTF is that!
He’s obviously an aspiring young boxer cultivating his own in house gumshield……… Leave him alone unless you wannah taste an East London Sandwich !!
Mr Ed the talking horse?
Bloody brilliant & so apt!
shum mishtak shorley !
(contd page 94)
No Mishtake and who yah callin’ Shorty!!
( Arnie my brother — sort this Limey out !!)
You don’t think Hislop reads Guido do you?
No — I think he “kneads ” Paul Ho- Merton
( Bet you even money you don’t let this one through Moddy — shall we say a lunch at Tidly Dol’s ?)
Lebanese?
That’s sexist.
I don’t think that Guido does much of the posting on here anymore, he is rising above such things, (columns in the Times, y’know.) With every mainstream telly appearance he is being drawn ever further into the seductive, warm, comforting bosom of the Establishment. It will be young Harry who has noticed the Eye cover.
Hislop hates guido
Does double take and pulls suprised face.
Handpicked BBC audience collapses in hysterical laughter.
I am a hero
No dear Nero
Not even close. You are a Zero like your gold reserves
Eyes 1 to Infinity FOC
I prefer PE.
I cant wipe my arse on the internet
Please cancel my subscription!
I don’t have a subscription, so I’m going to take one out so I can cancel it.
Just found out the scotch are the most miserable of b*st*rds?
There ARe no entrepreneurs in North west England!
(For Godssakes it ain’t even a French word ! )
Oi! Im a entrepreneur in the NW of england.
Im fucking shit mind……minimum wage would a pay raise at the moment.
Didn’t Ian Hislop once say political blogs were useless? PE used to be hard-hitting and original, at one time. Mind you, that was before Hislop got ATGW (Achingly Trendy Global Warming) disease – it’s clearly affected his brain.
That’s what ATGW does, it melts your brain.
From Wikipedia: “Hislop applied to read Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford, but changed to English Literature before arriving. He graduated from Oxford’s Magdalen College with the degree of BA”
So really he’s no different to the rest of the ‘elite’ Civil Servants and HoC scum, he can’t do sums.
I, however, specialised in History of the Labour Party in EdinburgerNchips which is why my many, many, many *grits teeth* years stint as Chancellor will forever be seen as a Golden Shower.
*Sigh*
*Shakes head*
If only I hadn’t inherited such a shitty economy from the Tories
…England I think it’s called.
*Mutters “What a bunch of bigots”*
“So really he’s no different to the rest of the ‘elite’ Civil Servants and HoC scum, he can’t do sums.”
Is this factual? That all those who opt for Arts degrees have a numerical inadequacy which prevents them from “doing sums”? Is it also true, then, that all those with Science degrees are incapable of constructing a sentence?
Guido
I could have sworn you once said that you never read the Eye – or is it that you only ever look at the cover ?
Dear Guido,
Do you perchance have any photographs of an older man wearing a vest whilst in the company of a pretty young lady ?
I wouldn’t credit yourself.
As I ‘ve said before that hair is really a safe house refuge for colonies of asylum seeking St Pierre & Michelon termites.
Get a perm Becks with a K !!
Mrs Brooks says she is innocent.
I believe her because she was editor of the Sun and the Sun has never ever lied.
The Sun is a great bastion of Englishness and long may its present regime continue outing fraud corruption and sexual Peccadilloes without fear or favour.
Bring on the trial sooner rather than later.
I hope it gets on before the Huhnes.
The trials of your grandchildren yet to be born will get on sooner than the Huhnes.
Why are half of Guido’s stories about himself these days?
Because he’s a narcissist.
Look it’s quite straightforward we’ve been doing it for milllenia.
Throw her in the river ( you must have one worthy of the name in Engel unless they have all been tainted with martyred blood).
If she floats she’a a witch and gets burned .
If she drowns … er … sorry !
I have the up most respect for the British Justice system
That is why i made cash payments to police officers
This weak and feeble case against me ?
“Yes i made payments to police officers”
She would fit right into the set of Cell Block H
So France has voted for Holland. Is it Eurovision already?
It will be nothing like Eurovision. More like Fred Carnos.
Mark my words.
On day one he manages to get soaked without a coat at the Arc de Triomphe, treats all his old socialist pals to a taxpayer funded lunch at the Elysee Palace,takes time out in his speech to have a pop at Sarko and then gets struck by lightning.
Pity about the lack of lightning, otherwise a fair summation of events.
I dont understand this french election thing.. Does this guy have any power and whats this new prime minister who seems to have appeared..Is he the queen?
The Prime Minister appears to have been appointed mainly because he speaks fluent German.
Flamby has also promised sexual equality in his new Government. I wonder from where he got this idea?
They are now scraping the barrel to find some women. Edith Cresson was even on the scene today .
Also do not forget Miss Delors who prefers to be known as Madame Aubray.
does descartes precede delors?
one doubts it
Monsieur Darwin’s Theory Of French natyural selection:
“Merkozy”
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“Mer….de”
and then la mere dalors???
“Turnabout is fair play” as the Americans say…
No, I have no idea what it means either…
Leave him alone!
Having backed him on Observe in the Cheltenham Foxhunters back in 1987 and I can confirm that he’s a straight as straight can be.
Just how the awful Brooks ever became “chief executive” of anything remains a mystery to me!