When is a Leak Not a Leak?
Alastair Campbell got all high and mighty with Toby Young yesterday:
@toadmeister would you care to withdraw your libellous tweet claiming I leaked my Leveson statement, and apologise?—
Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) May 10, 2012
@toadmeister think if you are sensible you will just accept and apologise. My last word for now.—
Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) May 10, 2012
@campbellclaret Man of your exp must have known that if you circulated your statement to various journos beforehand it wld end up in press—
Toby Young (@toadmeister) May 10, 2012
@campbellclaret Seems like your definition of "leak" is narrower than mine — or, indeed, most people's—
Toby Young (@toadmeister) May 10, 2012
Campbell should not be so cocky about this, he is as he was forced to admit to Leveson, the original source of the leak if not the direct leaker to Guido. Given his job in government was effectively Leaker-in-Chief some may doubt his protestations. He should listen to himself on “The Case for Self-Doubt in Creativity” rather than be so sure…
Does he also have advanced knowledge of Burnley FC’s results?
Quite easy to guess.
Given the destructive damage Campbell wreaked on this country in the name of legacy and vanity, why does anyone consider this odious prick’s words worth listening to. He is worth less than Jordan
Cut the fucker dead
I would like to take a leak over both fuckwits right now.
The late, great Michael Young must be spinning in his grave at having such a fuckwit of as son.
The stupid git doesn’t even understand what his father meant by the term “meritocracy”.
He should keep his Fu-king mouth Shut, After WMD Fu-king lies and the blanket bombing of IRAQ. He should be arrested for Joint Venture with his mate BLIAR and dragged crying infront of the International courts.
I have nothing but respect for Toby Young and what he has achieved. You on the other hand were a traitor and should have been hanged by the balls next to that lying Huhne Campbell.
Oi, Fawkes, get a job, you fat useless c’unt.
I don’t remember electing Campbell, so the pretentious little shit can eff right off and stop wasting more of our tax money and air.
The Electorate
ELF has long believed that a man’s capacity for good or evil is etched on his face by the time he reaches a certain age. Looking at Alistair Campbell’s face I do not think he has been a good man. I think he has many demons too but cannot bring himself to purge them from his soul by being truthful and honest – let alone contrite.
I feel sorry for him. But more than that I feel sorry that this imperfect man was able to influence power over our country for so long.
Once a pissed up reptile, always a pissed up reptile – even when unable to quench his thirst.
Lets be honest there wasn’t a MAN among the puppet show and for good reason.
Come come nothing is more worthless than Jordan…..at least sh’e got big tits.
Mind you, Campbell is a big cnut.
Get Adam Boulton… That bust up on Sky was epic!
F*ckmetoadmeisteryous@*tars”bumtoryscum%$£
F%ck off to Tuscany, Claret Lefty
Job for Campbell……presenting CBBC, Antiques Road Show, Nicky Campbell’s Islam Show, Songs of Praise, BBC Breakfast…..just hire him, he’s perfect!!
Mmmmmm….so butch
I’m a Burnley fan, and I wish the fucking lying fucking warmongering fucking self-righteous fucking c untwaft would stay away from Turf Moor.
Fuck off Campbell, you shitstain.
Yeah we get that – but do you like the chap?
I thought Gordon Brown was the Leaker-in-Chief, at least until the taxpayer bought him some incontinence pants.
Very good, very good.
Toby Young makes wrose telly prorammes than Alaistair Campbell
This induction has made me go very stiff and wooden all of a sudden!
Oh, get a room you two
Hasn’t he drunk himself to death yet….
From the neck up, yes.
He’s a snide,devious bastard,always has been,always will be.
NOssir, he’s not nearly as nice as that.
Why can’t this odious man be removed from British public life?
He’s the lowest of the low.
No please don’t let him be removed! He should stay forever in the public eye so that we never forget the dire alycampbell/bliar days and the damian/brown government that followed them.
They engineered the biggest pe@cetime disaster this country has ever suffered.
You don’t need to limit it to pe*acetime. Even Hitler’s Third Reich didn’t cause as much damage to Britain as that inflicted on us by Bliar and McDoom. At least we could clear up the bomb damage – what Liebour have done will be with us forever and ever.
No, Bliar and McDoom did all they could to damage England, not Britain. Everything they did was motivated by a hatred of us English.
Odious, the very word I was looking for , whereas his chum macbride always struck me as reptilian. Draper oth looks positively scrofulous .
labour really does attract the dregs.
We love him
There is no known cure for political aids.
A tittle tattle diversion. Today is “Gordon and Sarah in Pyjamas” day. and “texty-wexty to rebecca day”.
I’ve got a bucket to hand.
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I want to know who murdered me
Yes indeed!
Dr David Kelly, poor man, was hounded & driven to his demise by LEIBER, and Campbell was in the thick of it.
Been modded nell, but the gist of my comment was ‘the answer is lo*k very closely at Leiber, AND Campbell was in the thick of it’.
Hope this is acceptable Mr Moddy!
“How to Break a Super-Injunction”
Step 1 : Find someone with a web server that actually works.
Not content with being a total Bastard the bastard actually continues to practice the art of bastardtry – He truly wants to be seen and remembered as the BIG bastard.
Oh and he is a total twat!
We expect a quiet news day today, with the occasional dog expected to be heard barking.
(sigh)
The one in the night ? or the one that didn’t bark ?
P.S. Friday a quiet day in C.N ????.You want to try shopping at Sainsburys…you can’t get in the bloody car-park at the back for Range Rovers(although I suspect they’re all in the The Cotswold Deli and Cheese Shop)
We expect the dog to start barking around 10am
Aha, he’s trying to cover his tracks but Campbell has been flushed out for leaking – not the first time! – and he’s on the run now.
His tweets read like a desperate rearguard action to stop people pointing at his slippery ways.
I am glad he keeps re@ppearing in the public eye. He and a certain person called damian were the epitomy of the worst government this country has ever seen.
We need to be reminded of that every so often Because there would be another damian alycampbell if militwit ever got his hands on the levers of power.
“…the epitomy of the worst government this country has ever seen.”
Give me time, I’m working on it.
I am glad he keeps re@ppe@ring in the public eye. He and a certain person called damian were the epitomy of the worst, most undemocratic government this country has ever seen.
We need to be reminded of that every so often Because there would be another damian alycampbell if militwit ever got his hands on the levers of power.
Their advisors now seem to be of the same ilk, i have never heard such unpleasant , sneering tripe than that which Milliband comes out with on news bulletin after news bulletin.It doesnt show milliband himself in a very good light either.
“It doesnt show milliband himself in a very good light either.”
Understatement of the century.
Amazing. Does he seriously believe that he’s still of consequence, instead of the used-condom he obviously is?
I disagree, at least a used condom brought someone some pleasure.
A cotho
Campbell must be brain dead.
Even his soup is shite
And he crashed his stupid speedboat on Lake Coniston.
I dug the hole for him.
Campbell and Coulson are two sides of the same coin, memories not very good when it suits them and both “got into bed with prime ministers”
One helped fabricate evidence to launch a war.
Killing 160,000 working-class foreigners was the cornerstone of our ethical foreign policy.
But to make amends we imported 20 times that amount of scrounging-class foreigners.
And told them to scrawl an ‘x’ by the letters ‘Labour’ on a piece of paper every couple of years.
For that alone Campbell should staring out of a cell window.
The other one didnt, but is being smeared disgracefully.
Big tough man campbell, hard as nails he is with scared little officials who want to get on, but it all must go on out of sight.
When the big hard man is fronted-up live on tv by an old man, who happens to be Michael Howard, the big hard man who does all his hard man stuff behind peoples backs, folds like a yellow rat and says nothing.
+1
Indeed. That was the time to be screaming about ‘slander’ and ‘seeing you in court Howard’. Just play the video. There you go yer ‘onner, he was called a liar outright on live TV and let it slide. Now he’s just trying it on.
What a vile piece of shit Campbell is.
Bullseye, got it in one.
The BBC seem quite accurate with their pre Levenson briefings. They are saying Brown and Blair will also be discussed with Rebekah
Brown and Blair will be discussed in the sense that the only thing that will make it to the BBC News is ‘Blair and Brown were never in any way compromised by Murdoch..’ It’s quite astonishing how Murdoch’s championing of the Reign of Imbecility has been airbrushed from history. How it seems that only the T*ry hierarchy (who weren’t in power while all this phone-hacking malarky was going on) are somehow uniquely to blame for it all. Damned by association.
As we say in Scotland what a tadger
This c**t should be in prison, having slops emptied over his head and getting broken glass in his mash.
We never leak.
“Major UK companies cut secret tax deals in Luxembourg” – BBC
Northern & Shell among them.
Soon to be called Northern & Offshore Shell
Never mind the Leveson sideshow. Just watch the slomo JPM collapse today. The shadow banking system, based in London, is heading for wipeout.
it’s okay, the poor will pay
You ghastly oiks are all in it together.
Talking of gordon I see the spectator is urging hollande to have a meeting with the ‘brilliant’ gordon brown to get tips on how to make his socialist government successful and open the door to a europe@an leftwing revival.
You couldn’t make it up – talk about delusions!!
I don’t think you should be spending time looking into Hollande. His policies actually make Brown look quite sensible. If that is beyond your imagination, or you find it too outrageous to contemplate, look away now.
Leftwing revival? Didn’t notice the bastards losing power.
Bring back Gordon ‘Deep Pockets’ Brown !!!!
M. Hollande est un hoon
Has the tw@ apologised yet over falsifying the dossier of WMDs in Iraq?
Has Gordon turned up for work?
Is the Archbishop of Canterbury an Anglican.
The man is a war criminal – hundreds of thousands of civilians died based on his dossier which in turn was based on a PhD thesis written in the late 90′s. The data used in this thesis could never ever been verified unless you spent months in Iraq with the UN weapons experts
Somehow, I died too, – mystery that!
We found some WMV’s on Saddam’s laptop.
Close enough move on
Did I tell you about my plans to put HS2′s in Bucks?
Brilliant
Print one out now in readiness.
http://bit.ly/KULNt4
Forgot the disclaimer …..
*Disclaimer: these cards are not official and the
branding should in no way suggest any official
Leveson merchandising endorsement deal, nor
in the unlikely event that anything on the cards
turns out to be right should you assume any
prior leak from a core participant, and anyone
using these cards as a drinking game has only
themselves to blame for any pre-lunch
hangover that occurs.
Campbell? Should stick to what he knows best, booze!
Al, not libellous because everybody thinks you’re a lying deceitful self centred arrogant hypocritical cnut already. No charge for the advice, you’re welcome.
Cheers
Indeed. I thought for ‘libel’ or ‘slander’ to stick it had to involve some loss of reputation.
If the worst that could be said about Campbell was that he’d ‘leaked’ some information then I’m sure he’d be delighted.
Did any one recall that Campbell in a scotch name?
Just asking if a child is OK will get you stabbed to death in wonderful enriched Britain.
this makes you weep
The well-meaning victim obviously hadn’t read John Derbyshire’s The Talk. Wonder how many of those who have are today alive and in one piece as a result?
it highlights, once again, how far this country has fallen if fucking alistair campbell can still make the news
I AM the news.
that confirms it
I find the right honourable Lord Campbell most fragrant, could anyone possibly conceive that this upstanding pillar of the political establishment could ever lie for any reason whatsoever.
I award 20 million pounds english sterling to the plaintiff as some measure of compensation for the awful slur on his good name and character.
Tricky one for Blair, if he actually believes his new found religious faith and that there is indeed a God then of course both he and Campbell are going straight to hell!
I don’t understand how anyone can worry about such a has been as Campbell when, according to “Seen elsewhere”
“JP Morgan has a trading loss of 2 Trillion dollars.”
Hopefully this is a misprint.
Is that Tony Blair’s magic touch again?
If JPM lost $2billion then others gained $2Bn. Hopefully RBS and Lloyds are among them.
I’ve just written a PhD thesis detailing proof that Iran has WMD’s…
Any offers?
(Internet bids considered ony)
Cambell, one day I’m going to get you, you lying obsequious c.unt.
Join me up here on the Moral High Ground with me old mates Tony B£iar, P. Mandevilson and Lard Pressclott.
The view is quite spectacular.
Arse.
cent
Trust us! We’re straightkindaguys!
Ross Hawkins of the BBC is still wetting himself, and hoping that Brooks shames Cameron. It ain’t going to happen Hawkins you leftie idiot.
Hawkins really has been brain washed by the BBC.
But I’m sure he will twist what is said.
Brooks testimony = damp squib
When is a Leak Not a Leak?
When Fiona Millar doesn’t like Toby Young’s ideas about schools.
“Given his job in government was effectively Leaker-in-Chief”
Er. Ćunt-in-Chief, I think
Let either of you breathe a word, or the edge of a word, about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. And you know I can do it; I saw Indians smash my dear parents’ heads on the pillow next to mine, and I have seen some reddish work done at night, and I can make you wish you had never seen the sun go down!
Tell him to jog on!