May 7th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


193 Comments

  1. 1
    UKIPMAN says:

    Bonjour trivia.

  2. 2
    bald old git says:

    Can’t do backgrounds anymore?

  3. 3
    Faturd Watson says:

    It’s Rebeka Brookes. The likeness is uncanny except she looks more evil in real life.

  4. 4
    illogical says:

    Your best yet R + M
    Who or what is it?

  5. 5
    Icarus says:

    Actually -a very good one!!

  6. 6
    anonymous says:

    it’s the milky bar kid!

  7. 7
    Twatson doesn't like being mocked says:

    Has Watson started a vendetta campaign against Clarkson yet?

  8. 8
    Tommo says:

    After breakfast I will begin!!

  9. 9
    Fatùrd Watson says:

    It is Rebeka Brookes and the image is so like her except she looks more evil in real life.

  10. 10
    Nigel Ponsonby- Smallpiece says:

    Well, I’ve just risen to find our day is a Bank Holiday. Me thinks a prime opportunity to take over the banks whilst they are all away, What?

    By the way, the BBC are recommending everyone to stay in their potting sheds as well. Something to do with global warming.

    Have a happy one you scoundrels

  11. 11
    Sir Trumpton Oldtwat says:

    Is Alice Cooper suicidal?

  12. 12
    Fiin says:

    Two years after admitting bribing public officials in parliament on tv and she still walks the streets.

  13. 13
    How to bytch on the phone says:

    It is too an attractive image to be that nasty bytch Brookes.

  14. 14
    John Prescott says:

    Why is everyone banging on about Hollande? I prefer salad cream.

  15. 15
    jgm2 says:

    For the love of God Guido.

    Okay, enough. In the exact reverse of a caption competition, if you contact me I will personally send you a book on drawing caricatures so you can hand it to ‘Rich and Mark’ or do ‘em yourself.

  16. 16
    confused.cock says:

    Bianca from eastenders ??? no

  17. 17
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Anne Robinson’s let herself go.

  18. 18
    Socialjizzm says:

  19. 19
    Monsewer Hed Multiwagon says:

    Madame La Guillotine “Let zem eat cak!

  20. 20
    Liarpoliticians says:

    It’s all over already.

  21. 21
    Synic says:

    The papers have always rooted around in the stinking gutters to expose the corrupt lying politicians. That is their unattractive job.
    The whole Leveson expensive farce is really about the political establishment trying to prevent or restrict future exposure of themselves.

  22. 22
    jgm2 says:

    For the love of God Guido.

    Okay, enough. In the exact reverse of a caption competition, if you contact me I will personally send you a book on drawing caricatures so you can hand it to ‘Rich and Mark’ or do ‘em yourself.

  23. 23
    Le Twatter says:

  24. 24
    Socialjizzm says:

  25. 25
    jgm2 says:

    Do they normally have to go to meetings like alcoholics and stand around in a circle introducing themselves. Hello, I am Francois Hollande and I am a socialist…

  26. 26
    UKIPMAN says:

    It won’t sound so good in a few months when the French economy goes into Grecian-style meltdown.

  27. 27
    Hope you're listening, CCHQ, 'cos Dave bloody well isn't says:
    
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  28. 28
    UKIPMAN says:

    John Prescott – salad? Hahahaha!

  29. 29
    Fatùrd Watson says:

    The sleazy politicians don’t what the gutter press exposing them for what they really. Pondlife, all of them, vile, nasty and corrupt.

  30. 30
    daedalus says:

    I think both her and your wings have come off.

  31. 31
    pissed off voter says:

    It is but spoiled by the same old dreadful artwork.

  32. 32
    CCHQ says:

    Make Cameron his tory? Whose tory? His neighbour’s tory? His driver’s tory? Help us out here.

  33. 33
    Fatùrd Watson says:

    The sleazy politicians don’t what the gutter press exposing them for what they really are. Pondlife, all of them, vile, nasty and corrupt.

  34. 34
    UKIPMAN says:

    Let them eat frog’s legs and when the moronic socialists screw up the IMF can tell them to hop it.

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    It’s their egregious self-proclamation of utter fucking stupidity that does my ‘ed in. They might as well send a twitter message saying ‘I am a fucking moron’.

    What is it now? Fifth Republic? Sixth Republic?

  36. 36
    Suburban Hillbilly says:

    Rebecca Brooke’s?! I though it was Guido Fawkes without his hat on, brought forward to the modern era!

  37. 37
    Don't forget your toothbrush says:

    It’s Chris Evans in drag.

  38. 38
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    What a shame the Social Science experiment. Feminism. Single Parent. Over reliant population sucking of the POLICE STATE TIT. Blair was told Terrorizing the population dosn’t work. Its being tried in MEXICO and look at the State of the place.
    May I say in MAY it is all OVER. ha ha hahaha hah.
    What a fu-king mess you Political C-nts have created. What a complete and utter BALLS up.

  39. 39
    UKIPMAN says:

    But amateurs compared to those across the channel.

  40. 40
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I see Crystal Tips but where is Alistair ;-)

  41. 41
    jgm2 says:

    New age of the ‘S’ word? Aye, ‘shit’. We just had 13 years of that.

  42. 42
    Squeeky clean says:

    To put it another way, that’s two years our bent politicians, police, and judges have been walking the streets without any charges against them.

  43. 43

    He didn’t mention salad, but Prezza is the sort who would happily nosh inch-thick salad cream sandwiches.

  44. 44
    John Prescott says:

    Salad cream on my chips, fella. And on my cornflakes.

  45. 45
    Saltpetre says:

    Crystal Tips hd really let herself go.

  46. 46
    tomdaylight says:

    Mick Hucknall’s let herself go.

  47. 47
    Distraught master & commander says:

    Thats bollox socialists tax at 100% not 75%

  48. 48
    Synic says:

    Quite. The scum floats on top.

  49. 49
    Steve Miliband says:

    Have the BBC returned from Paris yet? Why the hell do they think I want to listen to a live broadcast of the new President’s motorcade and dull speech on the radio on a sunday evening?

    Bet the corridors were strewn with champagne bottles celebrating the return of socialism

  50. 50
    FrankFisher says:

    Kathy Burke on top form

  51. 51
    Forkbender says:

    Come on Fawkesy, don’t let Becky Brookes take away your moment, you too could be in the real life cartoon character portrayed, you have always said you wanted to, now’s your chance!

  52. 52
    Bart says:

    Its sideshow bob

  53. 53
    FrankFisher says:

    You could hear the congratulatory jizz slithering down the studio window on the Today prog this morning.

    For the BBC, borrowing, borrowing, borrowing, printing money, then borrowing some more is a rational and foolproof economic policy. Paying your debts is just something the little people do…

  54. 54
    Synic says:

    Do it Rebekah. Dish all the dirt on Dave and the rest. Go for it big time.

  55. 55
    jgm2 says:

    We’re constantly told (by our politicians) how, although there may be the occasional bad egg that, compared to X, Y, Z country they’re actually whiter than white.

    I think it’s just the same conditioning techniques that has the BBC proclaiming themselves the most neutral broadcaster on the planet. I’m of the opinion that British politicians are every bit as corrupt as anything the French or Italians can come up with. How else do we explain a government inheriting a golden economy in 1997 and by 2007 turning it into an utter clusterfuck? Sheer incompetence? Possibly. But when you consider the Imbecility (1997 – 2010) through the lens of parliamentary expenses used to build up and renovate massive personal property portfolios then you begin to understand how personal corruption blinded them to the effect on the entire UK economy.

    The Imbecility was nothing more than the Labour MPs (including the PM) insider dealing on perpetual house pr*i*ce rises. And how did they engineer such rises? Create a million new public sector jobs to compete for the housing. Shower the public sector with cash to further boost competition. Import a few million to further increase competition. Turn a blind eye to house pr*i*ce inflation. Slash interest rates any time house pr*i*ces look like flagging.

    Naaah, I won’t hear a word said against British politicians. They’re every bit as corrupt as their Europ*ean counterparts.

  56. 56
    A small object of desire says:

    Quite flattering. For a Gorgon.

  57. 57
    I only asked says:

    They haven’t notice that in place of MER(kelsar)KOZY we now have MER(kelhollan)DE

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Caption Competition Winner!

  59. 59
    jgm2 says:

    Genius.

  60. 60
    Marine Marianne says:

    Be patient. I will come and sort the inevitable mess out.

  61. 61

    Well maybe after lunch, there’s Purcell Pie on.

  62. 62
    UKIPMAN says:

    They are every bit as stupid I agree. But I don’t think they are as corrupt for the simple reason that British people do not accept corruption and quite rightly make a huge song and dance about it. Whether it be Brown, Clegg, Livingstone, Cameron, Murdoch, expenses, postal voting fraud etc.

    On the continent the public in many countries just accept corruption as a way of life.

  63. 63
    Midas Tony says:

    What’s the problem. Cherie and I did very nicely thank you.

  64. 64
    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Fair Trade says:

    That’s quite good for a thatched cottage.

  65. 65
    Synic says:

    Quite. It’s not the fault of our wonderful police when they condescend to accept bribes, it’s those wicked newspaper hacks that are responsible.

  66. 66
    jgm2 says:

    Don’t disturb him. He’s on a ‘kill-streak’.

  67. 67
    Steve Miliband says:

    Why was Evan Davis in Paris exactly? What extra insight did he bring by being there?

    as Boris’s spinner says

    Lynton Crosby ‏ @LyntonKCrosby
    How does the BBC describe Hollande’s 52:48pc win as “clear” and “decisive” but Boris Johnson’s 51.5:48.5pc as “narrow”? Tax funded bias?

  68. 68
    Hugh Janus says:

    “The papers have always rooted around in the stinking gutters to expose the corrupt lying politicians.”

    On that basis the dead-tree press can look forward to a long and prosperous future. Talk of their imminent demise is clearly premature.

  69. 69
    jgm2 says:

    And postal voting fraud doesn’t really matter. And it never happens anyway.

    And if it does then it’s certainly not to Labour’s advantage. Fuck no.

  70. 70
    Ginga Minge says:

    Merhollande? Doesn’t really sound as good as Merkozy. France is going to hell in a handcart.

  71. 71
    Dilligaff says:

    Morte

  72. 72
    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Fair Sandwich says:

    M & S are making a pork-pie-and-egg sandwich to celebrate the Jubillee.(Mail )

    Persclott has bedded down outside in a tent, to be first in the quque.

  73. 73
    UKIPMAN says:

    And it won’t be long before it hits the fan.

  74. 74
    John from Hull and Damnation says:

    Phwooooaaarrrh!!! who’s that bit a skirt?? She looks a goer! I’d have her in trice!

    Them red things hanging round her – they jingle do they? – I could get them ringing!!!!!!

    Phwoooarrrh!!!!

    When’s me next breakfast???

  75. 75
    The horse had to go..... says:

    ” Raisa” just knew too much ….now she’s tins of Whiskas in the local Sainsbury’s at Chipping Norton…….

  76. 76
    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Fair Shares says:

    EURO DISNEY À la baisse -7,87%
    PAGESJAUNES À la baisse -7,01%
    CREDIT AGRICOLE À la baisse -5,90%

  77. 77
    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Fair Opinions says:

    But Who to replace him with? That is the question

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Evan Davis was in Paris for the same reason John Humphries was in Athens.

    It makes a nice Bank Holiday trip, on expenses ‘natch.

  79. 79
    Feminist Theory says:

    Leave her alone she is on her period. Misogynists!

  80. 80
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Are those zits on her gingery mush?

  81. 81
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    I like MEERKATS better!

  82. 82
    Helena Handecarte says:

    La France est bienvenue dans mes bras !

  83. 83
    David Cameron says:

    Yes Yes Yes

    I hear what you say

    As you know we are dispensing with changing the Lords and all that crap and working hard to get the economy right. We still have at least 3 years to sort things out and I promise we will do that. I’m off to see the new French President tomorrow, I’m sure we will work well together. So there you have it. I will deal with the problems that beset us as a nation, even if it is me, and we will rise like a phoenix from the ashes to a new dawn, a new economy and a new spirit – because it’s the Olympics soon and I’ve got great seats.

  84. 84
    French Breadcrumbs says:

    75% tax for the rich in France. Jeez!

  85. 85
    FUCK!! says:

    …….. and UKIP is the answer??????????????????????????????????

  86. 86
    Ave10YO says:

    Nigel.

  87. 87
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    The same old Shit. From the Same badly educated Twats who pretend to run the country. Have none of them worked it out yet. If you keep on the same path that Fu-ked the economy in the first place, why would they believe that its going to get any better. I mean dellusional or what?
    We need BIG ideas from BIG thinkers not the Brain washed Educated Fools that we have at the moment. What the fu-k are the FRENCH doing. If thats going to make things better????

  88. 88
    Bastille Geraud says:

    zey can afforde ite, youe briteesh arsehole jealoos

  89. 89
    jgm2 says:

    That will certainly encourage them to work harder. So they can pay more tax.

  90. 90
    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Fair Cheats says:

    Illegal immigrant benefits fraudster keeps Chelsea flat
    HUMAN rights laws mean mum who fiddled more than £30k can stay in the country, live in her council flat and keep claiming benefits

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/#ixzz1uAjs9E2V

  91. 91
    Steve Miliband says:

    Hollande will go Dutch with the rest of Europe

  92. 92
    Bob Crow says:

    I wood lyke 2 cungrachoolate mi mayte Monsure Holandaise 4 hiz stuning vicktori in Frenchland. Soshellism is bak!

  93. 93
    Soupdragon says:

    Huhne or Hoon?

  94. 94
    I love the FT says:

    Thats the Metro fucked then

  95. 95
    Tom Tomos says:

    D’accord!

  96. 96
    Popeye says:

    KABOOM!

  97. 97
    Ah! Monika says:

    “Head teachers say they will disrupt a new spelling, grammar and punctuation test to be introduced in England’s primary schools next summer.”

    A’s if the speling gramer and punktuation on hear wasnt bad enuff allready

  98. 98
    Icarus says:

    Just apply a little more wax to where you put the wings!

  99. 99
    Icarus says:

    I had a socialist in my cab once – Tony, Tony something no its gone!

  100. 100
    Tommo says:

    Crumble and custard on the menu as well?

  101. 101
    Ah! Monika says:

    Markets plunge as French and Greek elections renew debt fears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  102. 102
    whatever for? says:

    Cameron sent texts to Ray Parlour?

  103. 103
    TF says:

    He already is. Guido is the spittin image of Terry Fuckwit from Viz.

  104. 104
    TF says:

    The 3hour Presidential debate on BBC Parliament on Saturday night was a good one. I’m sure everyone in the UK was able to understand it without subtitles.

  105. 105
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    That might be Rebekah, but it doesn’t look like Sunnybrook Farm.

  106. 106
    SIR EVERARD PENIS QC says:

    Well this weekend has been full of surprises
    Shortazy out
    Greek pro austerity part out
    and a cartoon by Skid@Mark that i actually know who’s in it , although the picture does do her too much justice

  107. 107
    Dave the Rave has lost the plot says:

    I will hoover your knickers if you don’t keep mum

    Omerta is the word of the week

  108. 108
    Le Crescent de Mornington says:

    They also conveniently omitted to report the official and definitive result which puts Hollande on only 51.6% (down from 52).

    Fidler-Simpson was at his pompous and sneeringly arrogant best this morning, deriding Sarkozy ad nauseam.

  109. 109
    SIR EVERARD PENIS QC says:

    Although i think Skid@Mark have stolen the image from the Chrystal tips and Alistair family album

  110. 110
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Is it Marilyn Manson?

  111. 111
    annette curton says:

    Bomb disposal unit goes out on strike.

  112. 112
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Careful with those accusations of street-walking, Fiin, unless you have proof.

  113. 113
    Minister of Dumbification says:

    But can we be sure that’s what they meant to say ?

  114. 114
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Bien sûr, mes amis. Elle est un perroquet mort.

  115. 115
    Greg Barking Barker says:

    Hoovers use less energy than washing machines. You know it makes sense.

  116. 116
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Just as a matter of interest, how long did that take you? Or did you use an ASCII-art generator? Probably not, as you messed up the first row. O my Gawd! Didn’t you know there was such a thing as an ASCII-art generator? How galling is that? Would’ve taken all of 15 seconds :-)

  117. 117
    Engineer says:

    We now have the slightly mind-boggling prospect of the UK becoming a tax haven for French high-earners (though in fairness, there are not many French high-earners). Which will help the UK economy a smidgen, even if it does slow the growth of the French economy.

    Where’s the downside?

  118. 118
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say chaps!!!!! My jolly chum Joules says the common people think we’re a bunch of aHuntants!!!

    Well that’s bally well not true!! I don’t know the first thing about money – except I know I’ve got plenty !!! watt? Wattage?? Watter!!! Ha hah ha hah !!!!!!

  119. 119
    Phil says:

    Be careful what you wish for. The dirt and there’s tons of it was accumulated under Labour’s 13 years at the helm culminating in the unedifying report that Brown was declaring war on his erstwhile best mate in the press.

  120. 120
    Pondlife says:

    I wish to register a complaint.

  121. 121
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say chaps!!!!! My jolly chum Joules says the common people think we’re a bunch of aċuntants!!!

    Well that’s bally well not true!! I don’t know the first thing about money – except I know I’ve got plenty !!! watt? Wattage?? Watter!!! Ha hah ha hah !!!!!!

  122. 122
    Greg Barking says:

    Shouldn’t you be in hoovering in your knickers to save the polar bears?

  123. 123
    Engineer says:

    …and in the meantime, there must be many juicy tidbits going into the journalists’ ‘pending’ file.

  124. 124
    smoggie says:

    Leave ih Wicky…jas leaaavvvvve ih, wull ya?

  125. 125
    Sly Bailey, ex Mirror Group hackette says:

    I jumped before I was pushed.

  126. 126
    smoggie says:

    “..and I haven’t spent a Euro of my own for 15 years, 3 months and two hours.”

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Engineer has returned upon the election of a french socialist president. Can’t be a coincidence surely.

  128. 128
    Rebekkkkaaahhh says:

    It is I, – the belle flambé ! Fancy a nibble??

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    I thought we’d tried every variation of socialist gesture politics to minimal effect last century, but apparently not.

  130. 130
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Camoron gutted his friend Sarkozy has been defeated.

    The MSM report this as the French no longer accepting austerity

    WRONG, the public won’t vote in those that are pro EU.

    Cameron, you are next

  131. 131
    Engineer says:

    Wrong. You missed my return last week.

    And anyway, socialists are good for a laugh.

  132. 132
    I can't draw, either. says:

    It’s clearly Roger the Alien from American Dad!

  133. 133
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    It was me who first pointed out that the BBC were calling Hollande’s win as decisive but BoJo’s as narrow. If proof were needed ever of BBC bias that’s it.

  134. 134
    smoggie says:

    There are already reckoned to be 400,000 French living and working in London. Wonder what it will be this time next year.

  135. 135
    EastEnders scriptwriting is the easiest job ever ! says:

    Wot U on abaaahhht? I didun’ do nuffin!

    (rep*eat for 30 minutes to make one complete episode)

  136. 136
    Legal Crook says:

    “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody head off” (Italian Job variation)

  137. 137
    nellnewman says:

    Oh well the eu has nothing to fear now that gordon’hollande’brown has taken over the french economy.

  138. 138
    David Camoron says:

    I give you a cast iron guarantee that I will not give the IMF oodles of money to bail-out France.

  139. 139
    Oust Osborne too says:

    Plenty of talent on the back benches. Just take a look at those who Dave’s sidelined so that they can’t get in the way of his Socialist agenda.

  140. 140
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SQUEEEEEETTT!!! (flapflapflap)

  141. 141
    Angela says:

    It’s disturbing to see zat France just doesn’t do austerity unless it’s being bombed and invaded. A lesson zere for all of uz I think.

  142. 142
    Le Crescent de Mornington says:

    Eh? Hollande and the PS are more pro-‘le projet européen’ than anyone else but, like all good socialists, they just want to spend other people’s money (in this case, Germany’s) without any responsibility for paying it back.

  143. 143
    Mr Slater says:

    I say, Sir Aston, there was no call for that!

  144. 144
    Well it's a thought says:

    Didn’t they say all that crap when Obambi took control in the USA, now I wonder what’s happening in that country hmmmm.

  145. 145
    David Camoron says:

    Thank you for contacting my office. I regret that I am currently writing today’s £50million cheque to cover our EU membership for another 24 hours. I will then spend the rest of today working out how I’m going to afford the EU directive ordering us to pay social security benefits to non-EU scroungers citizens, such as the 75million Turks who I want to come and live here.

    I will respond to your email on the 12th of Never.

    Dave xx.

  146. 146
    Le Crescent de Mornington says:

    …as Evan Davis was saying to Peter Mandelson only this morning…

  147. 147
    Widescreen2010 says:

    ‘kinell! That is not a pretty sight for a bank holiday monday morning.

  148. 148
    The BBC says:

    Due to the unique way it’s funded, this unrelenting pro-Socialist propaganda is brought to you for only £145.50 per year.

    Why not pay by direct debit, so you can always be sure to catch the latest wonderful news about Glorious Labour and stay updated about the latest evil baby-eating nastiness of the Tory scum?

    Failure to pay your annual £145.50 propaganda charge may result in imprisonment.

  149. 149
    how to pauperise the nation in five easy steps? says:

    It really cheered me up no end when Gordon said, “no more boom , we’re busted”, or summat like that. Whatever the question was, socialism is the answer.

  150. 150
    John Thomas of Hull and Damnation says:

    Can I hav my old flat back then?

  151. 151
    A Dutch Maiden says:

    If the cap fits ….

  152. 152
    A. Bull says:

    It’s like red rag to a

  153. 153
    Let's play with that idea says:

    How about MerLande? – or just German protectorate?

  154. 154
    Big Al says:

    Not with me she f**king didn’t!!

    Read my f**king book yet?

  155. 155
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Fuck the BBC

  156. 156
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    The BBC’s ‘Return of Socialism’ Party got so carried away that Evan Davies ended up shagging Stephanie Flanders………

    OK, maybe that was a bit too far-fetched, but you get the drift.

  157. 157
    Hope you're listening, CCHQ, 'cos Dave bloody well isn't says:

    Watch out or I’ll have your lackey banned.

  158. 158
    They Know Where You Live says:

  159. 159
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Regardless of his politics Hollande only has half a brain which on the face of things would make him dangerous.

    The person to watch for is his mistress who is a ‘journalist’ for Paris Match. Shehas been dubbed ‘the rottweiler’.

    Although there was a classic opening gap on the Cac40 this morning I think it is definitely worth a short.

  160. 160
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    She looks as though she’s just had a good reaming out.

  161. 161
    Rufus Stone says:

    If only he’d gone permanently…

  162. 162
    TF says:

    No, dont diss Dave, he is going ‘work harder’.
    Fuck me, the man is a spo.

  163. 163
    inside- out says:

    “I want your money in extra taxes”, how good that sounds replied Hollande.

  164. 164
    inside- out says:

    I bet Cameron won’t think that if a few racy texts emerge that he has sent! He was texting up to 12 times a day infantile prat.

  165. 165
    Marmite says:

    That’s it Sir Trumpton – it’s Alice Cooper with a bad hair dye. Thank you sir, I thought it was witchypoo.

  166. 166
    Forkbender says:

    Clarkson is a clown and by what everyone on this blog seems to think so is Watson, maybe they ought to team up together as a clown act in a circus

  167. 167
    Marmite says:

    Anything on Twatson do you think Engineer?

  168. 168
    Marmite says:

    M.u.r.d.e.r.i.n.g. b.a.s.t.a.r.d. You’ll get yours one day.

  169. 169
    Forkbender says:

    Who on earth watches that tripe anyway

  170. 170
    Forkbender says:

    Stand by your bed you know who is coming back, probably to show Dave where he going wrong

  171. 171
    Forkbender says:

    Cast iron is not shock proof

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Now that the govt have participant status at Levinson and apparently can redact witness statements I doubt anything will come out.

    Smells of a cover up to me after Jeremy Cnut fiasco.

  173. 173
    Sad Tory says:

    It would seem that Cameron and Osborne have spent more time trying to meet James Murdoch’s list of demands re the BBC and Ofcom than salvaging our economy.

    I’m a lifelong Tory but I’m also British and it saddens me to see 2 incompetents claim to be sorting out the debt mess left by the last government but after 2 years in government be borrowing £150 billion because they’re more interested in Murdoch and their place in history, i.e. his support in losing another election, than sorting out our country.

    Osborne’s almost apology on Marr for how he communicated the budget was laughable. He and Alexander should be apologising for their contribution to the mess the country is in.

  174. 174
    Back to the 70's with Labour says:

    Denis Healey had much better idea…83%!

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    Has’nt Leveson been one of Camerons dinner guests?

  176. 176
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I would quite like to stroke her pony’s nose.

  177. 177
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    If not, then what Twatt? More of the same? I don’t think so.

  178. 178
    Benny the Ball says:

    You should call yourself FU UK!

  179. 179
    Pretty Boy Dave says:

    Watch out — it bites

  180. 180
    Sir Merv. says:

    Do you think the Frogs will take me on to help print some Francs when the Fourth Reich pulls the plug on the Socialist Fiscal Ignoramuses? I’m soon to leave the B.of E. after forging £375bn or so. I’ve got a nice inflation proofed pension, so I can help them on the cheap for a bit until we’ve got the electronic printer set up. P.S. I still expect the peerage though Dave, before the H.o.L. is bxggxred up.

  181. 181
    in the forest says:

    my local ukip is made up of turds, inbre-eds, and former beeE-en-Pee – wonderful collection of none-entities

  182. 182
    Francois H. says:

    E-mail to new Prime Minister. Build Maginot Line 2. Lots of new planning and construction jobs for our electorate to thrive on. Economic problems instantly solved.

  183. 183
    Airey Belvoir says:

    A bit tricky if they both got their nipple jewellery tangled up…

  184. 184
    Rebekah with a K says:

    This suicide thing is ok but what about my Will?

    Whilst I can remember my first name ( so distinctive ! ) I can’t seem to remember all /any of my surnames …..so I’ve compiled a little mnemonic :

    ” Wade into a Brook for Kemp ”

    That should do it … unless I marry again !!

  185. 185
    Serge Gainsbourg says:

    ” … austerity … ” mon petit choux ?? Don’t you mean Austerlitz??

  186. 186
    barrowboy says:

    Bit like the French Revolution days. Imagine a Guillotine in Leicester Sq. Oh just imagine. OK back to work.

  187. 187
    Terrytory says:

    What’s a QUQUE?
    Is it like a Nissan Qashkai?

  188. 188
    Widescreen2010 says:

    F-off you Labour stooge

  189. 189
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Remind me: what’s the French for ‘nail on the head’?
    Unfortunately for Hollande, Germany ain’t gonna hand over more cash so our French friends will have to look for credit elsewhere…
    It doesn’t matter, though, Hollande is Prez so it doesn’t matter what lies got him there.

  190. 190
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Don’t worry, they just make that shit up.

  191. 191
    Quantrill says:

    Mme le Penne could have held power but sadly advised her supporters not to vote. Question is, if that sizeable chunk of the electorate did not vote then what kind of mandate does Hollande have with his miserable 3.4% ? Very little I suspect. Now watch France fall apart.

    As pointed out above, the BBC continues to deride Boris Johnson’s 62,000 majority as “slim” bur Hollande’s tiny win as “overwhelming”.

  192. 192
    Quantrill says:

    Customs to Merkel on arriving in France, “occupation?” Merkel “no just visiting”

  193. 193
    alexei romanov says:

    So dated,evidently you hide it in your knickers Rebekka!


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