April 5th, 2012

Trouble With the Mrs

After a long couple of weeks getting it in the neck from almost every angle, it looks like Dave hit the pub with the Mrs. Not just any boozer, an expensive one in Belgravia where the drinks cost eight pounds and dinner won’t leave much change from a hundred. And it seems it didn’t go very well:

Was the slow cooked Castle of Mey beef bavette, truffle potato, spinach & bone marrow jus not up to scratch? Or was it the eight point dip in Dave’s personal approval rating?


139 Comments

  1. 1
    Not Ken Again says:

    Maybe Dave having the same problem as the male panda?

  2. 2
    ƁǏĹĹỶ ƁỎẄƊẺÑ ĬŞ ŤĤĚ ĜȐȄẲŤËŞŤ ṸḾƤȊṜȄ ȄṼȄȒ ⨡ says:

    lov a dov a dollop

  3. 3
    M Class says:

    I hear the pasties are good

  4. 4
    duboulay says:

    So last week he was given abuse for trying to seem like an “ordinary ” person and this week he is abused for going to an upmarket pub!!!!

    It is very good though so worth the flack….

  5. 5
    Scrobs... says:

    What, was he noshing on a battle bus then…?

  6. 6
    Captain Birdseye says:

    i hope someone shoots the stuck up traitor

  7. 7
    What's Left? says:

    It will not be too long before Sam & Dave will be seeing a pantechnicon arriving at Number 10 ready to collect their belongings.

    Time for a real Tory, not a Blu-Labour wannabee to take over the reins of power

  8. 8
    MacGuffin says:

    That’s not actually very much money, you know.

  9. 9
    yeah, right.... says:

    Married couple spotted in pub, shock.

  10. 10
    Dave's one of us says:

    Must’ve been another couple.

    Ordinary Dave would have been at home in “the flat above the shop”, can of Guinness in hand, watching Sky Sports.

    And you know, I think he drank the large one!

  11. 11
    Anonymouse says:

    Nice pub that the Pantechnicon, eat there often.

  12. 12
    Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

    Sam would just like it good and ard sometimes…..

  13. 13
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Guido,

    Stop attacking Dave.

    He is the best recruiter we in UKIP have got.

    DUDC Team (Dont Unseat Dave Cameron)

  14. 14
    A Pasty-faced Plonker Posing as PM says:

    I say chaps!!!

    Why are the common people in a frightful bate about water?

    Let them drink Perrier!! – watt?

  15. 15
    purpleline says:

    I think she was refusing to be seen in public eating a Cornish Pasty over Easter Holidays. There is a limit to what one will put in one’s mouth for the Tory party.

  16. 16
    Not Ken Again says:

    Readers know the real Not Ken Again – watch out for fakes

  17. 17
    Duwapalooloowapbambam says:

    Sam & Dave

    Hit Records

    1962 No More Pain

    1963 It Was So Nice While it Lasted

    1964 I Never, Never

    1965 I Take What I Want

    1968 Can’t You Find Another Way?

  18. 18
    ƁǏĹĹỶ ƁỎẄƊẺÑ ĬŞ ŤĤĚ ĜȐȄẲŤËŞŤ ṸḾƤȊṜȄ ȄṼȄȒ ⨡ says:

    eh? It takes me all day in the booth to earn that

  19. 19
    Working Class Man says:

    Are they served hot or ambient.

  20. 20
    By Passer says:

    Nice one Sandra – +10 !

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Thought I’d logged on to The Mirror for a minute.

    Go to the Pantechnicon myself. A pint costs what a pint should a burger and chips comes in at 13.50.

    Guido talking shit again?

  22. 22
    Sophie says:

    8 point drop.

    Good.

    Another 8 or 9 should wake the party up from its stooper.

    If they leave Heathite Cameron in place we will see Unite Len’s stooge Ed Miliband in Downing Street.

    Vote UKIP – the real Conservative Party.

  23. 23
    By Passer says:

    Was the slow cooked Castle of Mey beef bavette, truffle potato, spinach & bone marrow jus not up to scratch?

    Hey Guido! – never knew that lot went in a Cornish Pasty? Looks like someone forgot the swede though!

  24. 24
    MacGuffin says:

    The Camerons don’t need to ‘earn’ money, you oik!

  25. 25
    Sophie says:

    ** Applause **

    DUDC!

  26. 26
    M Class says:

    Hard to tell, the gravy was hot, as we’re the chips. Couldn’t find any red sauce though.

  27. 27
    Daniel says:

    Dave has lost the plot. What on Earth made him think that spying on every person, holding secret trials, marrying homosexuals and saving the Euro were sensible ideas?

  28. 28
    Otis Bedding says:

    rockin’ man

  29. 29
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “why do you keep on having to try and be prime minister, we’d have much less intrusion in to our lives if you hadn’t bothered. Its not even as if you’re suited to it.”

  30. 30
    Well it's a thought says:

    Well shame I’am going out, because I would enjoy kicking the uconned us and Camoron in their none balls, you know the ones they removed when they just got voted in by a cats whisker, seems like the other parties they have no one with balls running them anymore, they all seem to work better with yellow streaks, lies corruption, so change we have none.

  31. 31
    In The Know says:

    Dave is realising he shoul have had a real job afterall!!

  32. 32

    Usually support all your work Guido, BUT slagging off the PM for eating at a posh restaurant with his Wife is just a bit pathetic.

  33. 33
    Cameron is a twat says:

    Don’t forget when Dave’s minimum booze price becomes law everyone will be paying £8 for pint.

  34. 34
    Rev’d Phoney £rd Way B£iar, sanctimonious Git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin, says:

    But you don’t seem to realise my doppelganger is alive, well, and running the remnants of the country I set out to destroy!

    But I will add – Cherry never for lacked for a good seeing-to!

    Anyway, must go! – got to see another very Very VERY WEALTHY client!

  35. 35
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    He’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t, really. If he’d rushed over to a Harvester to drink Fosters (God forbid) or Greggs (what the hell is Greggs, anyway?) to eat sausage rolls and show his “I’m one of you common folk” credentials like Militwit did, he’d be slammed as a phony, so why shouldn’t he pop over to his natural environment, an £8 (per pint??) pub?

    And it’s quite insightful; if he’s paying £8 for a drink, no wonder he’s dumbfounded that us commoners complain about £3.50.

  36. 36
    8i11y 8owd3n says:

    I am a c’unt.

  37. 37
    Margo Leadbetter says:

    When he visited the North West recently he called in for lunch unannounced at the Bell and Bottle, Newton-With-Scales with his entourage and had a chicken sandwich. It’s one of those chain pubs, and not one I would personally choose to frequent, which just goes to show that David is a ‘man of the people’ in spite of media attempts to portray him otherwise.

  38. 38
    Hang The Bastards says:

    It was because he is acting like a TRECHEROUS ARSEHOLE rather than atrue TORY!

    Get rid of the useless bastard or we will vote UKIP !

  39. 39
    Angry of London says:

    The gay europhile stazi of Sh*tain, openly friendly to TROP but secretly terrified of anything that looks ‘different’ from the cosy occupants of their leafy suburbs or home-county ex-farms. Cameron was a (3rd rate) PR man. The gay stazi represent the only allowed media viewpoint in Sh*tain. Hence, Cameron does his best to please them. Sadly, the rest of us f*_cking hate the lot of it.

  40. 40
    ƁǏĹĹỶ ƁỎẄƊẺÑ ĬŞ ŤĤĚ ĜȐȄẲŤËŞŤ ṸḾƤȊṜȄ ȄṼȄȒ ⨡ says:

    Proud to be an oik – and an ignorant one at that.

  41. 41
    Ambrose Bunting says:

    quite right sir!!

    why should the rich need incentivising when ordinary workers have to be bullied and kicked about????

    he truly is a cool kinda guy

  42. 42
    ƁǏĹĹỶ ƁỎẄƊẺÑ ĬŞ ŤĤĚ ĜȐȄẲŤËŞŤ ṸḾƤȊṜȄ ȄṼȄȒ ⨡ says:

    true, but you are also a fake

  43. 43
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    “Look, Sam, if you want me to pay any attention to what you have to say, give me a quarter of a million, cash, now. Then I’ll listen. Not before.”

  44. 44
    Hang 'em HIGH!! - Really HIGH!!! says:

    I can help guv!

  45. 45
    Fatty Arbuckle says:

    turnip for the books hey?

  46. 46
    ƁǏĹĹỶ ƁỎẄƊẺÑ ĬŞ ŤĤĚ ĜȐȄẲŤËŞŤ ṸḾƤȊṜȄ ȄṼȄȒ ⨡ says:

    This all seems to be very unfair

    http://www.adambienkov.com/2012/03/camerawoman-confronts-guido-fawkes.html

  47. 47
    Hang 'em HIGH!! - Really HIGH!!! says:

    Bugger!! – forgot me piano wire!!!

  48. 48
    yeah, right.... says:

    The real shocking thing about all this is that here is a politician paying for food and drink that isn’t subsidised by us.

  49. 49
    Fatty Arbuckle says:

    hahahahaha

    they dont like it up em

  50. 50
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I noticed an advert for Morrisons. They have a promo for a variety of spirits that cost approx 39.5 pence per litre.

  51. 51
    By Passer says:

    You say turnip! – I say Swede! – let’s call the whole thing . . . . ?

  52. 52
    Call me Dave - windy miller, eco loon, trougher, europhile and closet socialist says:

    I’m a fake too.

  53. 53
    Backstairs Billy Vague says:

    I wish Dave would give me a hard time!

  54. 54
    By Passer says:

    Should ‘of’ had a real shit – clear his head of all the Bliarist crap!!

  55. 55
    smoggie says:

    It was the missus slagging Dave off for eating in an expensive posh restaurant. She was probably upset that they hadn’t gone to one of the subsidised eateries in the HoC.

  56. 56
    ThePoor TheSick The Disabled TheElderly The Unemployed says:

    HEY is this a stick the boot in on Dave blog ??? – great – waited a while to do this – take that you bastard – and that – and that – fucker!!!!!

  57. 57
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    oops. unit not litre.

  58. 58
    Toff off Dave says:

    £8 a pint, is this why he wants mimimum pr1cing for the rest of us?

  59. 59
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    It’s generally considered bad form to walk into a pub, take a crap in the bogs and then leave without paying for something. I suspect the chicken sandwich got tossed (uneaten) from his car’s window, as Dave heartily tucked into wild smoked salmon sandwiches (crust removed, natch) and Fortnum & Mason Dundee cake.

  60. 60
    The Sheikh Of Arabeee says:

    He’s not a stuck-up traitor.

    He’s a fucking shiny-foreheaded supercilious fucking privileged fucking cheesedick fucking lying fucking Old Etonian who is no more a Tory than that fucking spastard Miliband.

  61. 61
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Cameron, like Blair and Brown before him, is merely an errand boy, an order taker, a junior local admin clerk. He like they, is the ‘acceptable’ face, of a very sinister movement and when his usefulness is passed, will be replaced by another smiling robot offering ‘change’ and a ‘better world’. Of course his replacement will change nothing and carry on taking orders and running errands.

  62. 62
    smoggie says:

    I’d rather vote Monster Raving Looney Party than for those single issue fanatics at UKIP.

  63. 63
    Dave's protection squad says:

    Leave it out Fawkes. It’s the first time we’ve been down the pub in ages. Don’t discourage him.

  64. 64
    The Boss says:

    So Dave wants to stay in and watch Boris on the tele while Sam wants to go out…Sam wins and out they go…Dave gets a weegie on…and words are spoken
    seem like a normal couple.What’s the problem Guido.

  65. 65
    M says:

    If you’er looking for the real devide & rule
    Look at the political classes of all colours & the public

  66. 66
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    No no no, I’m not having that. Our local chap is also interested in smoking in pubs.

  67. 67
  68. 68
    Gordon Brown says:

    My skid-marks smell of cheese and onion crisps.

  69. 69
    Zumba bumba says:

    Why do you comment on your own posts?
    Are you really that desperate for attention?

  70. 70
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Pretentious publican, I expect. “The Furniture Van” doesn’t sound quite the same. Belgravia bollocks. OTH, “Panopticon” might be a better name for Dave’s Big Surveillety.

  71. 71
    Tatypus says:

    Keep sucking on Dave’s cock then, see how far that gets you.

  72. 72
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    ^^ Not a fan, then.

  73. 73
    Dunlaggin says:

    so how much does a pint cost at this pub?

  74. 74
    Musical politics says:

    + 100

  75. 75
    The wife of an ex PM says:

  76. 76
    Labour Lisp says:

    Sorry about all the trolls.
    As you know our rapid rebutters and activists are all under 15 years old. Most socialists are. You have to be pretty immature to join us!

    Its the Easter holidays and its raining. So they have nothing else to do until Hollyoaks comes on.

    Sorry.

  77. 77
    Phillis Stein says:

    Go to McDonalds and you’ll get that burger and chips for under a fiver. Locally sourced 100% British beef too.

  78. 78
    Nurse says:

    You do have imagination Mr Brown!

    No – not skid marks – just where the enema tube went

  79. 79
    Sarah Twat the Twitty Tweeter says:

    It was just like flying through the air – just like when Gordo gets passionate with me!

  80. 80
    E's 'avin' a laff ain't he ? says:

    What I want to know is when is the government e -petition site going to be working…? It’s been down for “maintainance” now for almost 2 weeks. Nothing to do with that “granny petition” of course just a co-incidence…………..don’t forget though…”We’re all in this together !” …Mugs !!!!

  81. 81
    Sarah Tweet says:

    I try to be even more banal and pointless than the real Sarah Brown.

    But today its impossible to be any more trivial.

  82. 82
    Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

    UKIP for me from now on…..

  83. 83
    Das RumpenPumpenFuhrer mit der EUSSR says:

    Mein Gott! Ha Hav zer Drop on us rumbled!

  84. 84
    Margo Leadbetter says:

    Raining? In the UK? Where? or are you on holiday with Labour’s General Secretary?

  85. 85
    Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

    Sarah please do fuck off !!!…..

  86. 86
    Brollyman says:

    It’s been raining in the south east.

  87. 87
    Bored British public. says:

    Who gives a shit?

  88. 88
    Billy the Beggar says:

    Stupid idiots are always barging into me when I’m crouched on a busy pavement in Oxford Street trying to earn a crust. Rich counts!

  89. 89
    I could make it all up. says:

    http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/

    The met office must be lying again. no doubt their patsys in the south west and scotland would back them up, but we know better.

  90. 90
    tube_thumper says:

    So Guido you think EIGHT pounds is a lot of money for a drink in London.

    You know it is not!!!

    By the way I cant remember the last time there was anything remotely interesting or thought provoking on this blog

  91. 91
    another foal says:

    bet she’s up the duff again.

  92. 92
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Nah, the shit talk comes from phoney Tony Blair heir, call me Dave Fabian.

  93. 93
    Maximus says:

    War criminal too.

  94. 94
    Peter the Brit says:

    +1

    Shurely it should be just D.U.D?

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe Dave told her that he intends rowing back from all that climate change shite. She of the Long Face let him know that Daddy would not be best pleased if his windmill subsidy of over a million a year, paid by the sweat of ordinary working men and women, were to disappear.

  96. 96
    Maximus says:

    Only until they put down some strychnine.

  97. 97
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    He should have brought her down to the Colliers in Clydach.

    You can get pasties and chips plus gravy and peas as well as hand conditioned Welsh beer and still have change from a twenty pound note.

    It is all well and good Dave throwing his own money around but it makes you think how good he is with our money.

  98. 98
    Bogeyman says:

    Very poor wine list. Nothing over £100.

  99. 99
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Wait until you see his expense claim.

  100. 100
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Perhaps he should have taken her to the Commons canteen.

  101. 101
    The Progress Chaser says:

    Never thought I would but UKIP for me as well only real party offering a return to politics rather than EU Banker Repayment Plan till 2079 from all the others

  102. 102
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    Now that this expensive visit to the local is common knowledge I hope we do not have a pensioner standing at the gates of Downing Street and topping himself or herself.

  103. 103
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Great, thank’s for that, I’ll nip in and stock up before the bastards in government and their fake charity chums, start screaming in puritanical rage.

  104. 104
    J P says:

    Eight pounds would keep me pissed for a week in Hull

  105. 105
    Launceston Dave says:

    It’s been pishing it down here all week.

  106. 106

    Like your low cholesterol diet…

    No wonder you post the stuff that you do.

    Garbage in – garbage out.

  107. 107
    Bouncy Bouncy says:

    Somehow the the thought of Gordon bouncing up and down seems rather comforting.

  108. 108
    Arthur Scargill says:

    flak

  109. 109

    Is that lack of critical cognitive function and level of consciousness wherein a sufferer is almost entirely unresponsive and only responds to base stimuli stuff that you are referring to really stupor?

  110. 110
    £24 billion and rising says:

    What is the real price of the London Olympics?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/price-of-london-olympics?CMP=twt_gu

  111. 111
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    But in an era when we value individual responsibility and voluntary work, isn’t such behaviour to be seen as a contribution to debt reduction of the national debt?

  112. 112
    Mike Newman says:

    Dave will soon be getting himself a much easier job – in Madame Tussauds providing he can stand still long enough.

  113. 113
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    Lets get this right – pasty, chips, gravy, peas and a hand job for less than £20 –
    sounds like a good night out!

  114. 114
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    If you are paying more than £8 for a pint of water which has been dipped in a few hops with a bit of sugar and barley then you are being well and truly screwed.

  115. 115
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    Sam&Dave (cont)…

    Sam: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahling – is that tarte flambee?

    Dive (thinks): Gawd almighty – not surprising – we ain’t give ‘er that monkey* for the dirt on Ken’s accounts.

    ‘I say, waiter…….’ (to be continued)

    * for listeners at ‘ome – a monkey is £500

  116. 116
    The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

    Single issue bullshit again. And there was me thinking only socialists were unreconstructable liars. It seems Daves ‘red tories” are, oh wait…..

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    Yup, those UKIP bastards banging on about the EU all the time. Pick an issue, any issue and you can be fairly certain that the governments path is determined or influenced by an EU policy.

    Immigration – yup, EU’s tentacles here.
    VAT – I think you’ll find the EU sticking their oar in here.
    Agricultural subsidies – another EU competence
    Extradition of undesirables – do you really need to ask?
    Votes for prisoners – chalk that up for the EU
    Trade tariffs with non EU countries hampering our ability to trade globally – mais oui monsieur.
    Climate change shite – cheers Brussels!
    And on, and on…

    Take the EU out if the equation and many of these problems could be resolved. You still think the EU is a single issue, eh fuckwit?

  118. 118
    One of the Regulars says:

    He deserves shooting for that alone, the joyless puritanical Hunt.

  119. 119
    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Vote UKIP, there is no point voting Tory anymore especially if you are a pensioner.

    BBC only let the main three plus Green have a debate over the London Mayor position. I thought the independent and UKIP candidates look much better. Once more, no impartial broadcasting at the BBC.

    Come on Guido, even you must see this as being very wrong.

  120. 120
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Can you imagine McTwat on a trampoline.

    The mind boggles.

  121. 121
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    In an establishment charging £8 a pint I would normally expect to see a lithe young lady removing her clothes.

  122. 122
    bing says:

    they don’t do white tablecloths

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Well, you know how it is Guido, the bloke thinks he is charge but woman knows better

  124. 124
    Plato says:

    Lets see just how stupid pensioners are.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    No naughty bits for Dave last night

  126. 126
    tube_thumper says:

    if you fucking northern twats cant read let me expalin

    It says EIGHT pounds for a drink. Where doies it mention beer. I wouldnt think they would let pints of beer wankers in However a drink can be anything and a large glass of claret oir a vodka and tonic is at least 8 quid anyhwere in central london.

    grow up or earn more you peasants

  127. 127
    tube_thumper says:

    oh lovely being moderated again i forgot why i nevewr bother here anymore.

    Guy Fawakes indeed. Guido sucks cock more like politcially correct cock more like

    what a waste of fucking saticirical space. Burn guido and fuck off to the wanky star to pursue your sad lives

  128. 128
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I am afraid I can’t afford to go in posh restaurants like this Tory twat. I had to take my darling Katia to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

  129. 129
    Derek Draper says:

    Thanks Damian. This is BRILLIANT!!!

  130. 130
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    More like a SupposiTORY

  131. 131
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    There’s a drive on from our Masters in Brussels to ban meat and make us all Veggies . Yummy !

  132. 132
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Again please.

  133. 133
    Gobbets Raw says:

    +1,000,000 (inflation doncha know )

  134. 134
    Benny the Ball says:

    Well that’s 4 out of 5 for me

  135. 135
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    All these public school boys are the same.

    When it comes to exciting a woman they are absolutely hopeless.

    I think the penny is finally dropping with Sam Cam.

  136. 136
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    That David Cameron has got a cheek.

    He gets on a train to Cardiff and thinks he has made a visit to Wales.

    As if this isn’t bad enough he then goes on to complain that Wales is falling behind and then jumps back on the train to London without explaining what he is going to do to improve the situation.

    My friend Blodwen in the Colliers says Cameron is all mouth and trousers and reminds her of her first husband who went to jail for stealing horses.

  137. 137
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I would like to take my misses out to a posh pub but I work seven nights a week .
    I have no spare time and pay loads of taxes.

    How Mr Cameron finds the time and money to spend like this I dont know.

  138. 138
    inside- out says:

    Million a year tax free!

  139. 139
    Archie says:

    Ohm?


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