Trouble With the Mrs
After a long couple of weeks getting it in the neck from almost every angle, it looks like Dave hit the pub with the Mrs. Not just any boozer, an expensive one in Belgravia where the drinks cost eight pounds and dinner won’t leave much change from a hundred. And it seems it didn’t go very well:
Sam & Dave last night having dinner/supper at the Pantechnicon Pub, Motcombe Street. Sam seemed to be giving him a hard time.—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) April 05, 2012
Was the slow cooked Castle of Mey beef bavette, truffle potato, spinach & bone marrow jus not up to scratch? Or was it the eight point dip in Dave’s personal approval rating?
Maybe Dave having the same problem as the male panda?
lov a dov a dollop
Readers know the real Not Ken Again – watch out for fakes
This all seems to be very unfair
http://www.adambienkov.com/2012/03/camerawoman-confronts-guido-fawkes.html
Stupid idiots are always barging into me when I’m crouched on a busy pavement in Oxford Street trying to earn a crust. Rich counts!
Lets see just how stupid pensioners are.
It will not be too long before Sam & Dave will be seeing a pantechnicon arriving at Number 10 ready to collect their belongings.
Time for a real Tory, not a Blu-Labour wannabee to take over the reins of power
Sam & Dave
Hit Records
1962 No More Pain
1963 It Was So Nice While it Lasted
1964 I Never, Never
1965 I Take What I Want
1968 Can’t You Find Another Way?
rockin’ man
Vote UKIP, there is no point voting Tory anymore especially if you are a pensioner.
BBC only let the main three plus Green have a debate over the London Mayor position. I thought the independent and UKIP candidates look much better. Once more, no impartial broadcasting at the BBC.
Come on Guido, even you must see this as being very wrong.
+ 100
Sam would just like it good and ard sometimes…..
But you don’t seem to realise my doppelganger is alive, well, and running the remnants of the country I set out to destroy!
But I will add – Cherry never for lacked for a good seeing-to!
Anyway, must go! – got to see another very Very VERY WEALTHY client!
Dave has lost the plot. What on Earth made him think that spying on every person, holding secret trials, marrying homosexuals and saving the Euro were sensible ideas?
Dave is realising he shoul have had a real job afterall!!
Should ‘of’ had a real shit – clear his head of all the Bliarist crap!!
The gay europhile stazi of Sh*tain, openly friendly to TROP but secretly terrified of anything that looks ‘different’ from the cosy occupants of their leafy suburbs or home-county ex-farms. Cameron was a (3rd rate) PR man. The gay stazi represent the only allowed media viewpoint in Sh*tain. Hence, Cameron does his best to please them. Sadly, the rest of us f*_cking hate the lot of it.
Cameron, like Blair and Brown before him, is merely an errand boy, an order taker, a junior local admin clerk. He like they, is the ‘acceptable’ face, of a very sinister movement and when his usefulness is passed, will be replaced by another smiling robot offering ‘change’ and a ‘better world’. Of course his replacement will change nothing and carry on taking orders and running errands.
Mein Gott! Ha Hav zer Drop on us rumbled!
Maybe Dave told her that he intends rowing back from all that climate change shite. She of the Long Face let him know that Daddy would not be best pleased if his windmill subsidy of over a million a year, paid by the sweat of ordinary working men and women, were to disappear.
Well, you know how it is Guido, the bloke thinks he is charge but woman knows better
No naughty bits for Dave last night
Million a year tax free!
I hear the pasties are good
Are they served hot or ambient.
Hard to tell, the gravy was hot, as we’re the chips. Couldn’t find any red sauce though.
Pretentious publican, I expect. “The Furniture Van” doesn’t sound quite the same. Belgravia bollocks. OTH, “Panopticon” might be a better name for Dave’s Big Surveillety.
So last week he was given abuse for trying to seem like an “ordinary ” person and this week he is abused for going to an upmarket pub!!!!
It is very good though so worth the flack….
flak
What, was he noshing on a battle bus then…?
i hope someone shoots the stuck up traitor
He’s not a stuck-up traitor.
He’s a fucking shiny-foreheaded supercilious fucking privileged fucking cheesedick fucking lying fucking Old Etonian who is no more a Tory than that fucking spastard Miliband.
^^ Not a fan, then.
War criminal too.
More like a SupposiTORY
That’s not actually very much money, you know.
eh? It takes me all day in the booth to earn that
The Camerons don’t need to ‘earn’ money, you oik!
Proud to be an oik – and an ignorant one at that.
Married couple spotted in pub, shock.
I am afraid I can’t afford to go in posh restaurants like this Tory twat. I had to take my darling Katia to Kentucky Fried Chicken.
http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/spy1.jpg
Must’ve been another couple.
Ordinary Dave would have been at home in “the flat above the shop”, can of Guinness in hand, watching Sky Sports.
And you know, I think he drank the large one!
quite right sir!!
why should the rich need incentivising when ordinary workers have to be bullied and kicked about????
he truly is a cool kinda guy
Nice pub that the Pantechnicon, eat there often.
Only until they put down some strychnine.
Very poor wine list. Nothing over £100.
Guido,
Stop attacking Dave.
He is the best recruiter we in UKIP have got.
DUDC Team (Dont Unseat Dave Cameron)
Nice one Sandra – +10 !
** Applause **
DUDC!
UKIP for me from now on…..
Never thought I would but UKIP for me as well only real party offering a return to politics rather than EU Banker Repayment Plan till 2079 from all the others
+1
Shurely it should be just D.U.D?
I say chaps!!!
Why are the common people in a frightful bate about water?
Let them drink Perrier!! – watt?
Ohm?
I think she was refusing to be seen in public eating a Cornish Pasty over Easter Holidays. There is a limit to what one will put in one’s mouth for the Tory party.
Thought I’d logged on to The Mirror for a minute.
Go to the Pantechnicon myself. A pint costs what a pint should a burger and chips comes in at 13.50.
Guido talking shit again?
Go to McDonalds and you’ll get that burger and chips for under a fiver. Locally sourced 100% British beef too.
Nah, the shit talk comes from phoney Tony Blair heir, call me Dave Fabian.
Like your low cholesterol diet…
No wonder you post the stuff that you do.
Garbage in – garbage out.
There’s a drive on from our Masters in Brussels to ban meat and make us all Veggies . Yummy !
8 point drop.
Good.
Another 8 or 9 should wake the party up from its stooper.
If they leave Heathite Cameron in place we will see Unite Len’s stooge Ed Miliband in Downing Street.
Vote UKIP – the real Conservative Party.
Is that lack of critical cognitive function and level of consciousness wherein a sufferer is almost entirely unresponsive and only responds to base stimuli stuff that you are referring to really stupor?
Again please.
Was the slow cooked Castle of Mey beef bavette, truffle potato, spinach & bone marrow jus not up to scratch?
Hey Guido! – never knew that lot went in a Cornish Pasty? Looks like someone forgot the swede though!
turnip for the books hey?
You say turnip! – I say Swede! – let’s call the whole thing . . . . ?
“why do you keep on having to try and be prime minister, we’d have much less intrusion in to our lives if you hadn’t bothered. Its not even as if you’re suited to it.”
“Look, Sam, if you want me to pay any attention to what you have to say, give me a quarter of a million, cash, now. Then I’ll listen. Not before.”
If you’er looking for the real devide & rule
Look at the political classes of all colours & the public
Well shame I’am going out, because I would enjoy kicking the uconned us and Camoron in their none balls, you know the ones they removed when they just got voted in by a cats whisker, seems like the other parties they have no one with balls running them anymore, they all seem to work better with yellow streaks, lies corruption, so change we have none.
Usually support all your work Guido, BUT slagging off the PM for eating at a posh restaurant with his Wife is just a bit pathetic.
hahahahaha
they dont like it up em
It was the missus slagging Dave off for eating in an expensive posh restaurant. She was probably upset that they hadn’t gone to one of the subsidised eateries in the HoC.
Don’t forget when Dave’s minimum booze price becomes law everyone will be paying £8 for pint.
He deserves shooting for that alone, the joyless puritanical Hunt.
He’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t, really. If he’d rushed over to a Harvester to drink Fosters (God forbid) or Greggs (what the hell is Greggs, anyway?) to eat sausage rolls and show his “I’m one of you common folk” credentials like Militwit did, he’d be slammed as a phony, so why shouldn’t he pop over to his natural environment, an £8 (per pint??) pub?
And it’s quite insightful; if he’s paying £8 for a drink, no wonder he’s dumbfounded that us commoners complain about £3.50.
The real shocking thing about all this is that here is a politician paying for food and drink that isn’t subsidised by us.
Wait until you see his expense claim.
I noticed an advert for Morrisons. They have a promo for a variety of spirits that cost approx 39.5 pence per litre.
oops. unit not litre.
Great, thank’s for that, I’ll nip in and stock up before the bastards in government and their fake charity chums, start screaming in puritanical rage.
I am a c’unt.
true, but you are also a fake
I’m a fake too.
Why do you comment on your own posts?
Are you really that desperate for attention?
When he visited the North West recently he called in for lunch unannounced at the Bell and Bottle, Newton-With-Scales with his entourage and had a chicken sandwich. It’s one of those chain pubs, and not one I would personally choose to frequent, which just goes to show that David is a ‘man of the people’ in spite of media attempts to portray him otherwise.
It’s generally considered bad form to walk into a pub, take a crap in the bogs and then leave without paying for something. I suspect the chicken sandwich got tossed (uneaten) from his car’s window, as Dave heartily tucked into wild smoked salmon sandwiches (crust removed, natch) and Fortnum & Mason Dundee cake.
It was because he is acting like a TRECHEROUS ARSEHOLE rather than atrue TORY!
Get rid of the useless bastard or we will vote UKIP !
I can help guv!
Bugger!! – forgot me piano wire!!!
I’d rather vote Monster Raving Looney Party than for those single issue fanatics at UKIP.
No no no, I’m not having that. Our local chap is also interested in smoking in pubs.
http://www.ukip.org/content/ukip-policies
Keep sucking on Dave’s cock then, see how far that gets you.
Single issue bullshit again. And there was me thinking only socialists were unreconstructable liars. It seems Daves ‘red tories” are, oh wait…..
Yup, those UKIP bastards banging on about the EU all the time. Pick an issue, any issue and you can be fairly certain that the governments path is determined or influenced by an EU policy.
Immigration – yup, EU’s tentacles here.
VAT – I think you’ll find the EU sticking their oar in here.
Agricultural subsidies – another EU competence
Extradition of undesirables – do you really need to ask?
Votes for prisoners – chalk that up for the EU
Trade tariffs with non EU countries hampering our ability to trade globally – mais oui monsieur.
Climate change shite – cheers Brussels!
And on, and on…
Take the EU out if the equation and many of these problems could be resolved. You still think the EU is a single issue, eh fuckwit?
+1,000,000 (inflation doncha know )
I wish Dave would give me a hard time!
HEY is this a stick the boot in on Dave blog ??? – great – waited a while to do this – take that you bastard – and that – and that – fucker!!!!!
Well that’s 4 out of 5 for me
£8 a pint, is this why he wants mimimum pr1cing for the rest of us?
Perhaps he should have taken her to the Commons canteen.
they don’t do white tablecloths
Leave it out Fawkes. It’s the first time we’ve been down the pub in ages. Don’t discourage him.
So Dave wants to stay in and watch Boris on the tele while Sam wants to go out…Sam wins and out they go…Dave gets a weegie on…and words are spoken
seem like a normal couple.What’s the problem Guido.
My skid-marks smell of cheese and onion crisps.
You do have imagination Mr Brown!
No – not skid marks – just where the enema tube went
so how much does a pint cost at this pub?
It was just like flying through the air – just like when Gordo gets passionate with me!
I try to be even more banal and pointless than the real Sarah Brown.
But today its impossible to be any more trivial.
Sarah please do fuck off !!!…..
Who gives a shit?
Somehow the the thought of Gordon bouncing up and down seems rather comforting.
Can you imagine McTwat on a trampoline.
The mind boggles.
Sorry about all the trolls.
As you know our rapid rebutters and activists are all under 15 years old. Most socialists are. You have to be pretty immature to join us!
Its the Easter holidays and its raining. So they have nothing else to do until Hollyoaks comes on.
Sorry.
Raining? In the UK? Where? or are you on holiday with Labour’s General Secretary?
It’s been raining in the south east.
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/radar/
The met office must be lying again. no doubt their patsys in the south west and scotland would back them up, but we know better.
It’s been pishing it down here all week.
What I want to know is when is the government e -petition site going to be working…? It’s been down for “maintainance” now for almost 2 weeks. Nothing to do with that “granny petition” of course just a co-incidence…………..don’t forget though…”We’re all in this together !” …Mugs !!!!
So Guido you think EIGHT pounds is a lot of money for a drink in London.
You know it is not!!!
By the way I cant remember the last time there was anything remotely interesting or thought provoking on this blog
Eight pounds would keep me pissed for a week in Hull
If you are paying more than £8 for a pint of water which has been dipped in a few hops with a bit of sugar and barley then you are being well and truly screwed.
In an establishment charging £8 a pint I would normally expect to see a lithe young lady removing her clothes.
if you fucking northern twats cant read let me expalin
It says EIGHT pounds for a drink. Where doies it mention beer. I wouldnt think they would let pints of beer wankers in However a drink can be anything and a large glass of claret oir a vodka and tonic is at least 8 quid anyhwere in central london.
grow up or earn more you peasants
oh lovely being moderated again i forgot why i nevewr bother here anymore.
Guy Fawakes indeed. Guido sucks cock more like politcially correct cock more like
what a waste of fucking saticirical space. Burn guido and fuck off to the wanky star to pursue your sad lives
bet she’s up the duff again.
He should have brought her down to the Colliers in Clydach.
You can get pasties and chips plus gravy and peas as well as hand conditioned Welsh beer and still have change from a twenty pound note.
It is all well and good Dave throwing his own money around but it makes you think how good he is with our money.
Lets get this right – pasty, chips, gravy, peas and a hand job for less than £20 -
sounds like a good night out!
Now that this expensive visit to the local is common knowledge I hope we do not have a pensioner standing at the gates of Downing Street and topping himself or herself.
But in an era when we value individual responsibility and voluntary work, isn’t such behaviour to be seen as a contribution to debt reduction of the national debt?
What is the real price of the London Olympics?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/04/price-of-london-olympics?CMP=twt_gu
Dave will soon be getting himself a much easier job – in Madame Tussauds providing he can stand still long enough.
Sam&Dave (cont)…
Sam: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahling – is that tarte flambee?
Dive (thinks): Gawd almighty – not surprising – we ain’t give ‘er that monkey* for the dirt on Ken’s accounts.
‘I say, waiter…….’ (to be continued)
* for listeners at ‘ome – a monkey is £500
Thanks Damian. This is BRILLIANT!!!
All these public school boys are the same.
When it comes to exciting a woman they are absolutely hopeless.
I think the penny is finally dropping with Sam Cam.
That David Cameron has got a cheek.
He gets on a train to Cardiff and thinks he has made a visit to Wales.
As if this isn’t bad enough he then goes on to complain that Wales is falling behind and then jumps back on the train to London without explaining what he is going to do to improve the situation.
My friend Blodwen in the Colliers says Cameron is all mouth and trousers and reminds her of her first husband who went to jail for stealing horses.
I would like to take my misses out to a posh pub but I work seven nights a week .
I have no spare time and pay loads of taxes.
How Mr Cameron finds the time and money to spend like this I dont know.